#WHAT AM I WATCHING

[fountainpenguin]

Shout-out to Bdubs insisting that Pearl's Australian opinions outrank those of the Yellow British boys and thus the code word for retreat will not be sandals, but thongs.

[your-beast0fburden]

@onenicebugperday technically, this is 2 bugs but check this shit out:

The thrust momentum after they’re done…

[effervescentdragon]

what the fuck

[mikaikaika]

Charlie : Yeah dude maybe we're both the hot cross buns

Tubbo : Yeah you're hot cross and I'm the buns

Both : MMMMM YEAH

[thefomodefinition]

they touched?!? idk guys it's not funny anymore what is happening

[ipsiducis]

"Last time I interviewed you, last year, you went like 'Hurt me. Go on, hurt me. See what you can do'." - Martin Brundle, Sky F1

"I like it." - Toto Wolff, Team Principal Mercedes

[third-person-omniscient-drama]

Pit Babe just said this IS OMEGAVERSE. WE WILL TALK ABOUT PREGNANCY ON THAI NATIONAL TELEVISION

[brainonthebox]

Picked the longest D20 campaign I haven't seen yet (Neverafter). I have sworn so much in the first few minutes. I did not know what to expect!

[marvelmaniac715]

I’m rewatching the original recording of Cats and it’s a lovely show acted out by talented actors, but I have to admit, I’m scared 😭. I haven’t blinked in two minutes and I’m wondering if I’ve ingested narcotics of some kind because what on earth am I watching? Just reached Gumby Cat and they are just staring into my soul and I’m not sure if they’re blinking either and the guy that plays Rum Tum Tugger but is dressed as a different cat for this scene is giving off a certain type of energy that I cannot describe. Save me, I’m too engrossed to turn it off - oh god as of typing Jennianydots or however you spell her name is pawing at the floor whilst Munkenstrap or whatever he’s called is sort of pulling on her tail? I’m disturbed and I’ve seen this before so I don’t know why I’m so scared 😭.

[fluffypotatey]

girlie said “play rock, paper, scissors” to her #1 ally and a starving contestant just so when she picked Q it wouldn’t look like favoritism

way too late bestie :/

[akatsukiky]

Fit and Phil are so Kissing The Homies Goodnight Coded and for what

[wonderlandleighleigh]

Is Sam trying to out Izzy, Brennan and Erika as a thruple?

or is he trying to will it into existence?

[scuderia-hamilton]

this race is a human rights violation

[mikaikaika]

"I think he's done, he lost his pregnancy balls"

"Oh you just neutered him"

[pancakeswithbutterandsyrup]

@mr-cleans-last-hair-follicle WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH😭😭IM LAUGHING SO HARD-

WHAT IS ON MY TV WATCHING NRD&D?!?! 💀💀

[readreactrant]

Writers of High Card.... hitting me with tragic old man yaoi...won't make me overlook the unresolved paternal trauma Leo has has gone through, you won't make me forget so y'all better bring Theodore back in the next episode to solve that shit or we're gonna have a problem (●__●)

"Ban the person I really wanted to save was you," fucking gay ass line, bitch say that to your son that got fucking demolished on your behalf, he's right fucking there (╥﹏╥)

The whole series to me has a lot of writing flaws which I'm always willing to overlook cuz I'm having a genuinely good time AND they feed me the yaoi but I won't stand for Theodore not resolving anything with Leo.

Thoughts and prayers to Owen watching his crush- I mean boss, confessing to his ex- I mean their enemy, right in front of him. Sorry babe, he's just not into you, do better baby girl ಥ‿ಥ

I did have to pause the episode to write this cuz I was...it was just too much, so I should probably get back to that and see how it ends since there's like five minutes left. They better fix this bs!!!

Edit: they hugged kinda so I guess everything is fine???(it's not, y'all need family therapy if you think that's all it takes). Not like it matters since it's Finn's turn apparently, oh boy. First, daddy issues now, long lost onii-chan issues, high card is not slick, at ALL but I'm here for it.