#WHATEVEr

[nine-tailedfox]

[sproutbox02]

breach

[slidingtroughf1]

OH GOD

[velvetspacequeen]

[tomatette]

Ren calling Hux Asparagus instead of Armitage to annoy him.

Asparagus Hux.

That's it. That's the post.

[poscariastri]

HAH in the video where drivers rate their teammates oscar comments on how lando draws his 8 weird (around 3:50)

i draw my 8 the same way (which ive also been told many times is the wrong way of doing it) 😭

[thedarkbringer]

Imagining Arcade telling my Courier (Gutsy) about his history with the Enclave is super fucking funny because of HER history with the Enclave.

Arcade: Hey, uh... off-topic question. How do you feel about the Enclave?

Gutsy: Oh! They stole my bones! And my organs!

Arcade: what

Gutsy: Yeah! They found me when I was still in my vault in the radioactive stasis sludge and they took all of my bones and organs out of me and replaced them with fancy fake ones. That's why I can tank bullets like I do. They did the same thing to one of my best friends who assisted the Brotherhood with wrecking them a few years after we woke up.

Arcade:

Gutsy: But even then I don't really hate them. I'm not the biggest fan but there's probably a few good folks, like with any group that big. :D

Arcade:

Arcade: im gonnag throwe upp

[colorpuzzled]

nordic bunny shit I made on blinkies cafe

[tolerateit]

was lied to by an ex tumblr mutual because there's NOTHING happy or free or fun or even alright about being 22 years old i feel like im being hunted for sport

[mars-randomly-rants]

mk so I have a question

so yk these weird axe-knife-machete things (idk the word)

if you got your head chopped of with one of these like buckbeak was going to, would you feel it? or would it happen too fast that you wouldn't?

[nico-di-angelato]

live reaction of hermes dropping off the package

[castielsparkle]

[thelesbianthespianposts]

imagine: you get your memories back after years of amnesia to find out your whole species is dead and earth doesn’t exist anymore. that the only thing left of your culture is your weird ex and his busted honda civic that barely even works that he stole from the government when he was 13. And he’s been taking members of an alien species for trips in his honda civic and they’re all like “woah it’s so cool” and you get upset because it’s NOT COOL it’s a honda civic, the turn signals don’t even work “wow it can go up hills” yeah OF COURSE IT CAN GO UP HILLS EVERY CAR COULD DO THAT. but they’ve never seen a car before so everything it does is the coolest thing ever. And your ex’s only tool is a fucking screwdriver which is somehow also cool to this dumbass alien species even though it’s a fucking screwdriver so you just look like an idiot screaming about how none of this is even cool it’s actually really shitty but your whole planet is gone so you can’t even prove it but also you’ve had a constant drumming sounding in your head since you were 10 slowly driving you insane. I would become evil too.

[tokenducks]

Charles “We’ve got literally forever to figure out what the rest means” Rowland

[antiwhores]

My thoughts on how Bakugou cums:

He lets out a deep guttural moan every time he cums without fail. Its summoned from somewhere deep within him. He would die if anyone heard it except you. It’s for your ears and your ears only.

He does this while either burrowed in your neck or with his head tilted back. If he’s buried in your neck he’s either sucking on it or biting you. You love either but when his head is tilted back you get to see more of him. His Adam’s apple bobs so nicely.

His hands tense and untense rapidly. His fingers squeezed whatever he’s hanging onto almost painfully for him and definitely painfully for you (you love it tho). Also, his hands heat up. He’s gotten better control over it but when y’all first started he burned you so bad bro.

He grabs onto whatever part of you he has access to. From your hips and legs to your hair and neck. He gets too in the moment of his own pleasure and forgets that he’s strong as fuck. You usually come out with bruises.

When he can’t get a hold of you he does one of the three things: grabs fistfuls of his own hair, grabs the counter/sheets/headboard (whatever surface is near), or he lets himself loose and lets little explosions out.

Sometimes he whimpers. You have a mutual agreement to not speak of it.

He kisses you if he’s not covering his face. But if he’s not covering his face he’s covering yours. He hates the face he makes when he cums. Eventually, you got him to stop. Anyway, he kisses you sometimes if he’s not in your neck or throwing his head back. He bites your lips and moans into your mouth.

Okay I’m done

[lesbianboyfriend]

they should invent a loneliness that’s bearable