#WHOS FLYING THE PLANE?!

[deviantartidentitydisorder]

i tried posting on tiktok for like 2 months, one acc w just slide shows and one acc with my face. concluded i hated doing both of them

[triona-tribblescore]

Siblings <3

[originalartblog]

(*actual results pending)

I know we want them to save each other but how funny would it be if the prison break ends with both of them face down on the floor

also what's up with the fact that Dazai is currently in front of the water quality control department

[cardi-c]

they’re so cute

c:  @shameless_ghoul

[artbribery]

Danny calling John Constantine a “discount, hyped-up voldemort wannabe” and complaining that “at least voldemort didn’t make that much paperwork for the ministry”

A list of why the insult is legit, maybe written by a spite fueled Danny, the soul tax collector, helped by Clockwork who wrote the file he’s getting his info from probably:

British

Magic

Manipulate, Mansplain, Manwhore

Bad habits

Soul splitting (!!!)

Involved in some weird shit

His house could kill you

Tax evasion

Mother dies and father resents him for reasons (in some version, or an orphan at some early point, either way)

Magical, special lineage connected to cunning

Dark arts knowledge

Met a lot of Ghosts but most don’t like him 

Dies?

But not really

Many contacts and connections everywhere

Killed people

People die around him (Different things)

Problems with the Government (mood but also >:( )

Grave robbing (implied? it has to have happened, i can’t believe otherwise)

...

You know what, a lot of crime in general, what the heck?

Asshole (should’ve been higher on the list honestly)

Gets a blood transfusion from an enemy and becomes stronger

Protected from mind control (Lucky)

Probably called you-know-who by someone at least once

Smart (???)

Changed his name and joined a band (So to speak)

[artbyfuji]

only seven days left until the rosebird week trench warfare begins. everyone GET UP ‼️💥💣

[byclairs]

i’m being serious when i say i won’t marry someone who won’t kill bugs

[normal-thoughts-official]

also bladeweave sex would be lowkey funny. two subby bottoms who are nonetheless desperate to please and completely unable to voice their desires. and they're both boys

[completeoveranalysis]

[3]

... Ok! Sure! Something sure is... beginning!

I guess that's what we're saying!

Oop time looks like it’s resuming again too! Which very much sucks for people who are not named Sakura who are trapped back in the reservoir. (But also, was this ever a Full Sakura? Or just a frozen fragment of one, like the people stuck in the time loop?) (And does it matter? Maybe it doesn't!)

We have two Sakuras to try and protect now - the one we’ve travelled with the whole story, and the one that is the core trauma that Lava Lamp has lived with his entire life. 

Fun!

OH AND THE CHILD SAKURA RIGHT ABOUT TO SUCCUMB TO THE CURSE CAN SEE HER FUTURE CLONE SELF HANGING IN THE AIR AS THE DARKNESS FINALLY CLOSES IN AROUND HER. 

F U N

[fergus-cousland]

Alistair/Anora political marriage where f!Cousland is Alistair’s mistress and Fergus is Anora’s bit on the side but somehow they only find this out on a morning after when they accidentally meet on the stairs

[shopcat]

jobs steve could have in the future if he's forced to seperate his resume from robin's :(

- gay club bartender

- flight attendant

- cocktail bar where he has to wear really small clothes and he complains about chafing to the customers and they're like can you please go serve someone else

- school nurse

- boytoy assistant who follows some congresswoman politician type around and like writes stuff down in notepads and is like ya, ya [pops bubblegum] on it

- diner waitstaff who is kind of really mean and he gets 0 tips and pours coffee on people's fingers all the time but they can't fire him cuz his eyes are so big and sparkly

- car wash attendant

[frigidsilver]

I made a discovery

[m4ndysk4nkovich]

valid reason to hate taylor swift:

attending a football game ❌

her immense carbon footprint that actually affects everyone ✔️

[crimeronan]

but if ronan is a magical forest..... and gansey is a magical forest..... and blue is a tree..... and noah's dead..... and adam's lost forever in time and space to the yawning astral void.... then WHO'S FLYING THE PLANE

[haventacluewhatimdoing]

Jamie calling anything he doesn't recognise a 'beastie' gives me life