#WHY IS HE SOOO.... UGHHHHHHHH

[ilonacho]

what if i became a minion blog again💛

[kiyolovesart23]

𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕟 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪𝕣𝕖 𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕙𝕠𝕞𝕖

Genshin characters when they come back home…how do they react what do they do??

Genre:fluff with blood mentioned but mostly fluf

Characters: cyno, xiao, zhongli, heizou, Ayato

Enjoyyy

Cyno

This man ughhhhh

Firstly he’s coming back from a days work which is hear me out going to be tiring

Being the general mahamantra isn’t easy and so there are days where he doesn’t come back 😨

Also you’re working too so it’s rare that your schedules line up 💔💔

So when he sees you reading a book waiting for him patiently his heart melts

The first thing this dude will do is to hug you tightly

As cyno entered quietly on the assumption that you were fast asleep he makes his steps cautious. Is confused when he sees light coming from your shared bedroom so goes in only to find you reading a book waiting for him.

“Name? What are you doing up so late?”

“Oh! Hey cyno I was waiting for you to come back so we could sleep together!”

On those words his heart melts completely and he smiles and pulls you in for a tight hug

“C-cyno what-go and take a bath first!”

“Mmmm can we stay like this for a while”

How could you say no to him?

After a lot of coaxing you got him to take a bath and as soon as he was done he wore something sleep worthy and quickly pulled you under the sheets and did not let go.

You were way to precious for him to be letting go

“Goodnight cyno”

“Goodnight my little vixen”

Xiao

(小鸟*= little bird)

Like cyno he also barely comes home 🥀

He is the last known yaksha and so it’s his duty to slay demons and be out all night 😔

But poor baby he is trying his best to prioritise you and come back to you at nights don’t be hard on him😭

Because he has a lot of monsters to slay the nights are very rare for him to come back to you and again your schedules do not match up.🥀🖤

With a woosh of green he came to your time in wangshu inn. You of course were tired with the day and had attempted to wait on for xiao as he could see the book laying next to your sleeping figure but really sleep took a toll on you and you couldn’t help but close your eyes.

Xiao smiled looking at your peaceful figure your chest rising and falling. Clearing out monsters isn’t an easy or clean task so he was stained with some blood 🩸 but that was okay he quietly headed to the bathroom to clean himself up.

As soon as he’s done he’ll quietly get into bed with you trying to fall asleep

“Goodnight 小鸟”

Zhongli

Zhongli is sooo elegant and like a gentleman I can’t even like ughhhhhhhh

He will do everything quietly and like he’s so caring

There are only a few days hu tao holds him behind till late night so you get plenty of night time together

You however were still awake doing your work and were stressed that you didn’t even realise that zhongli was here

Zhongli entered the house. Quiet like it should be at this time of hour he quickly gets to work to prepare to sleep. Mans has a better skin care routine than me

As he enters the room ready to bask in your presence he’s surprised to see you at your desk papers all around you.

“My dear,it’s late why are you working?”

“Oh! Zhongli I didn’t see you come welcome home! I just have a lot left I’ll join you in a while.”

But zhonglis not having it.

He swiftly picks you up and takes you to bed and gently hums and lo and behold you fall asleep

“Goodnight darling”

Heizou

Oh heizou the flirty handsome guy. He’s a detective so he also has work

These days his work has been getting too much so it results to him sleeping in the office sometimes poor thing

However he does know you’re there so he makes an effort to come home to you

Oh and when he does seeing you smile and greet him it makes him fall in love even more.

Heizou walks into your shared home.he’s already tired as it is and yet tomorrow will be another working day. All he wants to do now is to cuddle with you and recharge his battery 🔋

When he enters the house he’s surprised to see you awake and waiting for him.

“Welcome home heizou! How was your day?”

He smiles “ tiring” as he rests his head on your shoulders “why aren’t you in bed honey?”

“I was waiting for you”

He smiles brighter

“ I’m here now so let’s go to bed”

After you’re both tucked in he will rest you head on his chest and give you soft head kisses till you’re both asleep

“Goodnight honey”

Ayato

This dude is the yashiro commissioner

You think he gets breaks? Nah bro sleeps in his office while doing paperwork

However on rare occasions he does come into your bedroom and sleep with you

Today was one of those rare days where ayaka urges him to go to bed

How he’s missed sleeping with you

Ayato sighs. He really can’t win against his sister so he allows himself to sleep in your shared bedroom. How he’s missed cuddling with you.

He softly enters the room and quickly switched to his night kimono

Then his eyes spot your resting figure

How adorable your face looked Ayato just wanted to eat you up yum!

He resisted the urge to kiss you then and there because he might wake you up.

Rushes into bed and cuddles w you

Kinda wakes you up so curses about it in his mind

“Mmm”

“Shush….goodnight precious”

[sebsxphia]

Soooo in my dream i was cyclone's pretty little house wife because that’s my ultimate goal in life (sorry).

And I was getting worried because he would come home stressed out almost everyday:( and of course I would never let my husband die of a heart attack, sooo that’s why I planned a cute romantic getaway to our beach house (bc obviously we would have one) where I would spend day and night just pleasing him and relieving his stress.

Starting by cooking his favourite meals and giving him thoughtful gifts to lapdances, stripteases, wearing his favourite sets of lingerie and letting him ruin me in any surface of the house, like his cute little stress relief toy<333

Ugh:( can you tell I would do anything just to please this man? Like, the thought of pleasuring him pleases me sm:( idk what type of sub that makes me but I’m down bad.

omg do not apologise one bit my love!!! that is my goal too :’)

ughhhhhhhh this dream is actually heavenly!! i can’t believe you dreamt this!!!! i’m so happy for you omg

dude. me too. i would give anything to be this mans cute little stress relief toy. he deserves it, he’s so stressed all the time you know <333

i know exactly what you mean, the thought of giving him pleasure makes my heart swell!!!

thank you so much for letting me know about your wonderful lil dream my love!! 💗💖

[mako-neexu]

Oberon for the blorbo bingo

aside from views of babygirl, oberon is an amazing character. im normal im sooo normal about him hes so hard to write i want to shake squeeze and throw him out the window so bad. oberon vortigern the liar the fairie king, the mors king, abyssal worm, a bystander, a great manipulator, a skilled stagehand of the theater, i love him a lot he makes me insane...his hardwork into making the pieces fall in morgan's picturebook was admirable no matter how despicable it was, calling out to the readers as they move on from one story to the next, his reason to hide from merlin's eyes, he answers guda's summon like reaching out to a star, and then fuckin say "omfg why am i here goddamnit istfg ughhhhhhhh god i hate you i hate you i didnt catch feelings for you im going to be soooo insufferable now to you why are you staring at me like that i said i hate you its not like ill protect your mental state or anything eugh" this stupid mothman has valentines like legit fsn visual novel style you either get "bad" end and "good" end whether or not you cleared lb6. oberon full of hate, vortigern who secretly cared, his feelings about the welsh fairies in the autumn forest fucks me up, the burning of the welsh forest fucks me up i was so abnormal rereading that scene again, that part of the story

tldr i believe i am very normal for i am going to peg him

[spamgyu]

that’s VERY true he did bring earl out so if we really think about it…it’ll happen again frfr

TACO IS SO REALLL this is my battle cry hear me now😢😢😢

i’m getting it…the math is mathing….youre a genius like its insane (if being delusional was a sport, we would have gold medals)

music and fashion lowkey do go hand in hand like…they’re both forms of art yk…

also same, lots of rnb/hiphop but i’m also the type to listen to almost anything (my spotify wrapped is a little….chaotic) noise music heals

i love love music with deep hidden meanings or even the artists who tell different stories through each one (cough cough tyler)

sexxy red is so real of you dkdkfnf

i do listen to a lot of , wave to earth, i love their music😢

flo milli, bryson tiller partynextdoor some others ykyk

(ps i’ll shoot you a dm later😋😋😋)

like literally ANYONE from odd pls pls pls pls

KFNEJFJE im pro at delusion. im actually drafted as top pick ☝🏼😌

YESSS esp hiphop like the influence it has in the fashion industry ughhhhhhhh i can rot all day just talking abt it

No actually same bc the way I go from Vince to The 1975 to Sexxy Red to SVT to Clairo i.... this is why my wrapped stays between me and my demons (my top songs last year were aju nice and best interest 🥴)

OMFG SAMMMEEEEE ugh tyler is just so so so sooo good at it i love him sm

plsssss i fear we have the same music taste 🫂🫂

[odetolove]

you won’t have to move.

he shrugs, closing his eyes and deciding to just indulge in the feeling of her fingers and her warmth for a few minutes. he’d have her on one of his shoulders later to drag her to the bathroom if necessary anyways.

eyebrows pulled in, he knows she’s right but still doesn’t like the sound of it. clicking his tongue as he pulls one of her legs up, pressing against the spots there he learned from years of exercise would make it feel, at least, less worse in the morning. smiling, he thinks she looks the prettiest like this, unmistakable post haze in her eyes, red and pouty lips, cheeks still flushed, laying on his chest.

torture. — good trying out something different though.

more than one thing. glancing at shreds of rope left in the bed with interest, he hisses at the image of her begging to fuck her imprinted on the back of his mind.

i’d tie you up too if i couldn’t just move you like i want to. or maybe i should, just leave you here and come whenever i need you. sounds good?

— ushijima.

i smile when he tugs my leg up, sighing out a noise of happiness with the way his hand work against my thigh.

my eyes close with his words, trying to keep calm with what he says.

sounds good... like that idea, a little too much. you’d use me plenty... right?

i question, shivering at the thought, wincing just a little when another string of cum leaves my ass, rolling down and lying messily on his thigh- i squirm, tilting my head to the side, shyly quirking the corner of my lips up.

m-maybe i do wanna bathe, ‘m making a mess...

[corneliastreetapartment]

Feels like pt 3

Niall horan x Yn swift

Story masterlist 

ONE DIRECTION IN THIS ONE finally! and billie eilish and Olivia rodrigo and conan gray too!

Hope you like it! 

In Todays episode : 

“lmao y/n was that you who released the rabid ferret in harry's car?” “RABID WHAT?”

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Kiwilover_242 guyss someone found a rabid ferret inside harry’s car in LA while he was recording!!

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Styler3212 lmao how?

directionerstyler Is he okay tho?

Kiwilover_242 Dont worry he wasn’t in the car then!

Y/nofficial ✔︎

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Y/nofficial With my bb❤️💗 @wherearetheavacados_   

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Finneas See i do take good pictures!

Y/nofficial Meh.

Wherearetheavacados Meh.

Claudiasulweski Meh.

Finneas You guys are so mean to me :-(

Y/nswiftie Why are you in LA?

Kendallkim The snakes sister looks like a snake too ! cant say im surprised

Y/nfan02 Hey @Kendallkim_ ! do you think we can meet up? I JUST WANT TO TALK

Wherearetheavacados  @Kendallkim_ Kindly fuck off

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Directionstyler Have you seen the ferret news with harry???

Y/nfan02 They are sooo cute

Y/nofficial Thanks molls!

Conangray My skin ? cleared, my crops? flourishing

Oliviarodrigo  hotel ? trivago

Y/ntaylor Y/N GIRL WE’VE HEARD YOU SING, ITS ABOUT TIME YOU RELEASED SOME MUSIC

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Swift+swift+swift+hairy

Hairy - harry Blondie - Taylor smelly - Austin God - y/n

Hairy has added God

God has left the chat

Hairy has added God

God has left the chat

Hairy has added God

Smelly : lmao y/n was that you who released the rabid ferret in harry's car?

Blondie: RABID WHAT?

Hairy: THAT WAS YOU?

God : Yes

God: now bye

God has left the chat

Blondie: at this point there's only one thing we can do to make her come around

Hairy: what?

Blondie: you know what

Hairy: NO NO NO 

Blondie: for me?

Hairy: ughhhhhhhh fine

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The Lads

Harry styles has added God to The Lads

God: NO, YOU SALTED SLUG STOP ADDING ME God:  wait what chat is this?

Louis : well a private one until now.

God: 🎵 why you gotta be so mean?🎵

liam : wait ..... y/n is that you? God: YES LIAM REMEMBERS ME SEEE! HAiry you owe me 20 dollars

Niall : so ariana grande was right! God IS a woman

Harry : NIALL I said cool it she might have fainted by now

niall: why ??

Liam: absolute idiot

zayn: I think the question we should be asking is why are you so friendly with your exes sister?

Harry: ummm

God: first of all we are not friendly , I only bully him God: second.......

Liam: WAIT Niall: ARE YOU AND TAYLOR BACK TOGETHER?

louis: its all coming together! that ferret released in your car was y/n right?

god: hell yeah, one of my finest works

Louis: I have a feeling now, we're going to be good friends

God: me too

Niall: harry .. Edward .. styles you just created the most dangerous friendship in the world

Zayn: but seriously is no one going to question the live ferret? God: your right I should have  put a dead one Liam: y/n no....

[shartingan]

kakashi for the ask game <3

(for this ask game) THIS GUY (derogatory)

favorite thing about them

he’s so genuinely sweet. he’s awkward and terrible and has 0 idea to convey emotions genuinely most of the time but when he goes like ^_\ and brings naruto vegetables and carries him on his back no matter if he’s 12 or 16 and he sacrifices himself for his kids like. he’s aloof and awkward and has a lot of issues but he cares. also remember when he straight up let team 7 think he died during land of the waves LOL that was funny.

least favorite thing about them

WHYYYYYY ARE YOU STILL LOYAL TO THE STATE.. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. this pains me to say but gojo had the right idea .  kakashi shouldve became a teacher to protect and radicalize the youth... kakashi why r u still a bootlicker what has konoha ever done for you name ONE thing UGHHHHHHhh obito was right

favorite line

theyre sooo sillay*

* in love

brOTP

kakashi and yamato are genuinely so sweet and such good friends they met at a point where they both rly needed each other in different ways and theyve grown from that and theyre both in better positions and best friends and and and i think theyre neat

OTP

nOTP

no actual ill will towards this ship but i just cant like. conceptualize or bring myself to ship kakaobi at all. i like their history theyre so fun and interesting and their dynamic is great but im just like. where is the period where they couldve been in together? ?? i just dont get it, it’s not a ship 4 me

random headcanon

he should have a lazy eye bcos of him constantly covering the sharingan eye.

unpopular opinion

he is not a sex icon he is a depressed 26 year old!! he’s literally that post thats like “how big ur dick?” small, leave me alone

song i associate with them

the execution of all things by rilo kiley ..... a heem heem

favorite picture of them

take ur pick. he’s a funny guy, that kakashi!

[fluffallamaful]

Shopping Cart Mayhem

🦙🦙🦙..

More gogy tickles yay :))

Summary: Quackity and George tease Dream for not being able to “dismount” his shopping cart. Dream puts them straight back in their place, with tickles of course. Extremely PLATONIC.

Warnings: light swearing! (it’s Quackity cmon)

Word Count: 1380

Based off of Quackitys shopping cart yt vid. I kinda changed what it meant to “dismount” the cart to make it more realistic coz idk i find it more fun that way. Anyway..

Enjoy :)

🦙🦙🦙..

“First come first serve, first come first serve,” Quackity challenged as he stared down the pink pork chop that lay in the smoker. His position in the shopping cart was closest to the little cooker, therefore he was confident in his ability to be the first to snatch it out as soon as it was cooked all the way through. Only someone beat him to it.

“Wha-,” he blinked in disbelief, “who the fuck got it??” He located the culprit, giving them a glare.

“WhatnNommIDidntmn,” George responded, goggles hiding the mischief in his eyes, but his stuffed cheeks fully giving him away.

“Yeah ok I can’t fucking understand you.”

“George! Keep your mouth closed while you’re eating!!” Dream returned to the shopping cart with his collected logs, slipping his hands back through the wrist straps that connected him to the front of the cart. “Quackity do I have to wear these stupid wrist straps?”

“Yes.”

“Ughh, they take so long to take off though!!” He tightened the straps anyway, ready to locate a mine and find some iron. He trotted along, pushing the cart. He was really not sure how they were going to beat the game in this state, ESPECIALLY since the wrist straps added like an extra 10 minutes onto abandoning the cart.

“Wait Dream the smoker!!” He looked in the direction of George’s exasperated pointing. Sure enough, the smoker had been left a couple of 100 blocks behind him.

“Ughhhhhhhh!” Dream let out a groan, spinning the cart back around to collect the forgotten smoker. He pulled up next to it and began to fiddle with the wrist straps again.

“QUACKITY WHY!?!” He yelled, after failing to untighten the stubborn straps. Quackity and George laughed at his misfortune, furthering his frustration.

“I. CANT. UNDO. IT!!” He began tugging at the straps in attempt to yank his right wrist free.

“Dream calm down that’s only going to make it tighter!” George laughed. Quackity decided to take this opportunity to taunt Dream from his spot in the baby seat.

“Oo Dream, are you stuck there Dream? Are you stuck there??” He laughed while gently batting at Dream’s face.

“Fuck off!” Dream growled, attempting to dodge his friend’s onslaught. He couldn’t help but giggle at his friend’s playfulness though.

Sure enough, George’s advice worked wonders, and after slowing down his struggling, Dream was able to slip his right hand out from one of the straps. He quickly batted away Quackity’s hands, who immediately replaced his taunting with babbling apologies.

“You think you’re sooo funny Quackity?” Dream was quick to take over the role of taunting, an evil glint glazing over his eyes.

“No no no no no deeply unamusing deeply unamusing!!” Quackity nervously giggled as he fought back Dream’s free hand, tightening his grip around it upon hearing the dangerous tone in Dream’s voice.

“You think you’re so funny Quackity?? I’ll show you funny!!” And with that Dream ripped his hand out of Quackity’s grasp and shoved it right onto the boy’s belly, vibrating hard and fast. Quackity screeched.

“NOHOHOHO DREHEHEHEAM IHIM SOHOHRRY IHIM SOHRYRRRYY AHHHHHHH!!” He immediately tried to curl up in his seat and twist away from Dream, but the damage had already been done, and he just simply trapped the blonde’s arm against his chest and belly with his knees. George watched on and subconsciously backed into his corner of the shopping cart.

“You gonna apologise Quackity??” Dream sneered, spinning Quackity in his seat so that he could wrap him in a sort of behind hug to keep him still, moving his hand up to dig into the his ribs instead.

Quackity attempted to explain that he in fact already had apologised, but it was buried in high pitched, loud laughter and not remotely coherent. The rough tickles being far too much to handle. George laughed at Quackity’s babbling.

“Oh Georgeee~ I wouldn’t be laughing too hard coz you’re next! I’ll need you to save some laughter for me please!” George immediately flushed at the teases.

“WHAT why??” George exclaimed, face beat red. He was sure that he was getting out of this one!

“Because you laughed at me too!!” The explanation was enough for George to quickly begin clambering out of the cart. Dream watched him carefully, ceasing his attack on Quackity and turning his attention to his trapped left wrist. Quackity gasped for air gratefully.

“DREAM NO!!” George screeched when he saw Dream start to fiddle with his wrist strap again, practically throwing himself out of the cart. Dream chuckled at the brunette’s floundering, watching him gallop across the mountain biome.

“OH GEORGE!!” He exclaimed, freeing himself from the straps and chasing down his friend. George screamed and picked up his pace. He could hear the manic laughter bubbling out of the speed runner has he got closer and closer behind him, his own anticipatory giggles beginning to escape as well. He really had not expected to be involved in this.

“HOW ARE YOU SO CLOSE!!?” He screamed again after stealing a glance from behind him. Dream only laughed in response. He looked back in front of him only to watch his foot slip into a pot hole. Loosing his footing, George tumbled a couple of metres and landed face first in the grass. He quickly rolled over, screeching loudly when he saw Dream quite literally flying towards him.

“DREAM NOO!!! GO AWAY- ” Dream landed on top of him and in a swift movement, had knocked down the panicked boy’s pathetic defences, straddled his waist and poised his hands right above George’s t-shirt covered torso. George immediately broke into giggles.

“I haven’t even started yet Georgie!!” Dream smiled as the boy underneath him shook his head, goggles toppling off his face and onto the ground. Butterflies fluttered through George’s stomach. The anticipation of the chase and his friend’s teasing leaving him in quite a state. Dream decided to not keep him waiting any longer and dug into his ribs.

“HAHAHAH WAHAHAHIIT DREHEHEAM!!” George wailed, breaking into cackles immediately and hands shooting down to pry Dream’s hands off of him. Dream simply moved up to his upper ribs and dug in there instead.

George squawked, hands flying to cover his mouth at the unexpected noise and eyes widening in embarrassment.

“Naww George!! You’re like a little parrot!” Dream laughed, choosing to stay in the spot for a bit in case it elicited more of the sounds. “Is this a bad spot? Does it tickle George?”

George only shook his head in response, eyes pricking with tears of mirth and a rosey blush sweeping over his cheeks at Dream’s taunts. His cackles increased in volume and pitch when Dream began to travel up to his armpits. Dream of course noticed this.

“George!! I appear to be approaching an even worse spot!!!” He mock-exclaimed, slowly making his way closer to the hollows.

“DREHEHEHEAMM stOHoHop-” He cut himself off with a squeal as Dream drilled into his underarms, immediately covering his red face with his hands and clamping his elbows down in attempt to protect himself. His cackles reached a new level of loud, tears spilling from his eyes and body twisting and turning in attempt to shake the electricity coursing through his nerves. Dream only stayed there for a couple of seconds before slowing to light scratching, then to just lightly tracing his sides. He smiled down at George. His hair was messed and he was practically glowing pink.

“Drehehehahaham,” George whined, hands moving to cover his face again after peaking out and realising Dream was looking at him. Dream just chuckled.

“Dude what the fuck you nearly killed me and then you left me back there as basically zombie bait what the heck man!!” Quackity had finally managed to catch up with them. He doubled over breathing heavily. Gosh they were fast, and wow he was exhausted. Dream looked up at Quackity to greet him, eyes immediately widening when he saw how many zombies Quackity had managed to drag over with him.

“QUACKITY LOOK OUT!!” He yelled, immediately getting off George who lay limp on the ground, still giggling away. George’s mind wandered to a similar thought that Dream had had earlier.

How in the world were they going to beat the game in a state like this?

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Yayy second fic done!! Will I ever stray from dream? Probably not 😂

[ventiddy]

so basically I just summoned childe because I wanted a new five star but at the same time I was wondering if I should summon because I was saving my pity for ganyu because it was 76 and I have 35 pulls but at the same time I needed c1 hu tao and then thoma is on the banner so I wouldn’t be able to get thoma if I just decided to summon for ganyu . but I also want the staff of homa because hu tao is crowned triple times so like it’s perfect for her and she has an amazing build and I ALSO want her to share the weapon with thoma because I have a level 90 crit rate spear I think it called the death match I have 2 of them but I rlly want the staff of homa because it’s sooo good for the both of them UghhhhHHHH !!!! oh yeah the video is about me just playing as childe doing some oneshots the bow was a r5 stringless actually so oh sorry about the little afk shit my cats woke up and their like very energetic when they wake up but like he’s level 1 no talents leveled up whatsoever good artifacts and he still hit 123k which is very shocking for a level 1 omg my sucrose is c5 maybe that’s why idk but yeah my childe hit 123k at level 1 and I’m debating what I should do for ganyu and hu tao banner :(((

[747wamp]

if You Feel, by Allie

FIND ME. - Oh yea this beat is nice.  I’m jamming right now.  I didn’t know what to expect because I have never heard of this artist but this is an amazing start. 9/10

Something Changed - This song isn’t a “jam” per say… I am in a jammy mood but I do like it and I like the lyrics.  It’s very vibey. 7/10

All Our Time (feat. Jae Stephens) - This kind of reminds me of Boyz II Men.  I knew it reminded me of something.  The girl is good too… I don’t know her.  6.5/10

So Much More - This guy has a very nice voice.  I don’t think he uses any autotune. Wow I am impressed.  Oh this is a good song.  It gets you in the feels. 7/10

want/need - Interlude?? Why is it so short?  This song reminded me of the Jesus is King album.  Like the beginning of it. 7/10

SURF (feat. Masego) - Hmmm don’t like this one as much as the others.  It is just okay.  I like it but probably not enough to listen to it again. 6/10

Protect - Man I thought this album was going to be full of jams.  How did it start out sooo strong… I understand it’s R&B but like that first song was different. 5/10

Bon Iverre - Hmmm getting sleepy.  I’m not a huge R&B gal. Also thought it was Bon Iver? Liked the little guitar solo at the end. 5/10

More Than Less - Another eh song.  It’s good but its just getting boring for me. 5/10

Lil’ Healer (feat. Quinn Barlow) - Ughhhhhhhh just no.  Not for me.  4/10

Like I Feel (feat. Mereba) - I guess this is where the title of the album comes from.  The girl makes it better.  6/10

if You Feel by Xavier Omar - 6.1/10

[inthewordsofahalfgoddes]

!!!!!!!!! i’m! so! maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd ugh how tf does he do this!! im supposed to be stronger than this ;-; i just....let him have his way and im so mad at myself >:( im supposed to be sooo independant sooo flighty and hard to pin down but HEREthis FUCKING gemini virgo ass MAN comes and fucks me up like WTFFFFFF I was doing so well too I suprised myself. all week ahs literally beena battle of temptation versus control and sooo many times i wanted to just cave in and watch some porn ad come. there was this little voice in my ehad that as like ‘oh you know you could just...you know...’ and i wanted to listen but a strnger voice was like ‘no be good >:(’ and i had to like contain th urge of wanting to cum and after like a minute of struggling i was able to do it ( go me :’) ) but why did he have to do this to me. WHY AM I LIKE THIS????????? the tension almost killed me alone when daddy started talking about having his bad side take itself out on me and how it actually turns me on and the feminis/social decorm part of me was like so offended like how dare you even think i like that!! but the other side of me was woken riht up and he kept talking and talking and i kept getting wetter and wetter and iw a slike oh shit i do like this T_T too fucking much i wanted to cum as soon as i realized i had been lying to myself about feeling bad hwne he gets all shitty and negative trolly but its like it hurts but in a good way.the extrme of mean and nice is like ughhmy body like yassss but my mind like ???? body pls T_T we shouldnt like this. but i do :/ im at such odds with it. and he pisses me so off i hate how good he is at this im so mad ughhhhhhhhh why tf can he play me so well i hate how well he knwos me this is exatcely why i dont like letting peope in cause they can just use my weaknesses against me. how can i be mad at him if i like it?????? wtf is wrong with me???? even me being mad is like turning me on like me wanting to go off on him and fight him is laced with so much sexual tension like idk if i wanna suck his dick or knock him out. if i could so both i think id be most satisfied tbh im so mad idk like i realized im fucking with something i actually cant win against and its EATING ME INSIDE CAUSE I BEEN UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT NO ONE COULD DO THIS TO ME THAT I WAS IN CONTROL AND HERE COMES THIS ASSHOLE WHO JUST FUCKING UGHHHHHHHH im suppsoed to be working on trust issues but i feel so fucking vulnerable like im ina  lot of trouble if i let this go on and i want to protect myself from ever being that fucked up but i like it what am i supposed to do? I fight it and push him away that side of me suffers and she’ll get out of hand and im fucked. i give in and all sense of independance and strnegth i have is immediatey chaleneged by him im literally fucked either way like wtf do i do? but he makes it feel so good like a whole week??? after all of that??? i feel like i could cum for days and never stop literally feels like a floodgate was opened and im literally struggling right now to hold it back because i wanna be a good girl like wtffff ceci T_T why do i want to listen so bad? why do i want to please him so bad? my astrology never warned me about this. :/ well it kinda did fucking scoprio ass energy fuck and i cant even bullshit eitehr cause he just knows and will pull my card every FUCKING time like can a girl lie to herself sometiemes dam. he owns me and i hate it. its fucking me up how am i so willing to let someone playme like this? i can’t fight it. i just an’t. im like addicted and im so pressed about it. like i try to fght it and convicne myself ‘oh hey lets keep it platonic :) let’s not go there (@mypussy)’ but he coud literally just say ‘baby...’ and im done like what the hell. am i really that weak? im supposed to trust him and im trying but damn this is getting hard. my danger senses are like tingling like he like a patient hunter trying to convince me to trust him and im like okay :)!!!!! but!!!!! just know!!!! im !!! trusting you!!!!!! im a masochist!!!! I love people wit power and he got so much like fuckk mmm all that control my pussy been like looking for someone like him and she dont wanna pass up the opprotunity to expereince his control but??? like??? hi??? she so dumb sometimes ugh fuck i got so many emotions in me right now i wanna do 20 things at once and i still want to cum :’) but i gotta wait a whole week and fuck this is gonna be worse tha the nest week idk man wtf is going on im so mad at myself and at DADDY fuck even saying that is fukcing me up i want him to just push my head down and fuck me so fucking hardd til i cum all over his dick like i need him to be his damn annoying ass self and fuck me up again and im amd i need that >:( HAVE SOME FUCKING CONTROL @MY PUSSY DUMB ASS BITCH what happened to or plans ;-; what tf happeend to them???? pls T_T lets not ruin our lives for this fuck im so worried how does someone have so much control over someone?? is this normal?? hes never unleashed it this much and honestly im shookkkk but i refuse to pussy out cause fuck him and his dumb ass stupid gemini mind tricks i hate being manipulated and he dos it so smooth it pisses me off. now i understand the scorpio shit fuck. this like playing with fire but i dont wanna lose >:( idc how many times hes fucked me up I DONT CARE i wanna win >:( i hate losing i hate giving away my power this is why men are dangerous for witches!!!!! and he ashnt een FUCKED ME LIKE WTFFF THIS HOW U END UP BEING A SLAVE TO SOMEONE BUT WHY TF DOES THAT SOUND SO GOOD TO ME UGH BITCH WTF no >:( i can do this there is a way to win i know it im so mad fuck ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i cant even deny that hes so good like i cant. i hate how he reads me so well and keeps himself so tucked away he’s my enemy now >:( (just kidding i love him) but still >:(  dsaedtyrthdasfdbhtyhrrdsg FUCK YOU DADDY JUST KIDDING YOURE THE BEST >:(

[devilishly-oya-blog]

MC’s Journal - Jaehee X MC

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Entre #22

I was anxious and excited to go to school this morning. After stopping by Jaehee’s house last night, I almost got no sleep. I spent almost the entire night in bed with my eyes wide open, just thinking about how today would go. But I went from happy and anxious to pissed.

Fucking pissed and annoyed.

For the first half of the day, I was just waiting for her to come up and talk to me. And Seven would not stop bugging me to just go up and talk to her, but I didn't wanna seem desperate.

“That’s too much, Seven!” “No it’s not! All you're doing is staring a friendly conversation with her. You’ll then move a bit out of each others comfort zones. You’ll stroke her arm,” Seven stroked my arm, “and then you’ll slowly lean in and whisper in her ear,” Seven leaned it, “let’s fuck in the bathroom.”

I slapped that fucker and all he could do was laugh. I slammed my locker door shut and we walked to the cafeteria together, since this was right before lunch.

So there we sat at our table, Seven eating his Honey Buddha chips and me just sitting there, drinking some crappy soda that the school’s vending machine sold.

“Maybe you can pull a Christian Grey. You’ll seduce her in a mysterious way, leaving her wanting for more. Then you’ll catch her off guard by revealing your true, sexy self.”

wtf.

“What’s my true self?”

“I don’t fucking know.” Such help.

“Fine. What’s Christian Grey’s true self?” I could care less. But Seven seemed almost ready to pull out a 12 slide powerpoint presentation to explain this to me.

“Dark, sexy, mysterious, hot as fuck, attractively kinky. Oooo the way he flipped Anastasia on that bed like she was a french fry on a stove ready to be flipped. God, I want him to do that to me.”

“Yeah? Well, I’m no Christian Grey. And Jaehee is no Anastasia Steele.” Seven’s eyes trailed behind me and he suddenly looked shocked.  

“OH! JAEHEE! WHAT A PLEASANT SURRISE!” Clearly, I’m not amused. “Haha. How funny. There’s just no chance, Seven. It’s never gonna happ-“ “Hey.”

I FELT MY TITTIES POP OUT OF MY BRA. BECAUSE SURE ENOUGH, JAEHEE KANG WAS STANDING RIGT BEHIND ME.  

“Mind if I sit here?” I couldn't come to form any fucking words. Thankfully, Seven answered for me.

“Why, of course not!”

of course. OF COURSE SHE HAD TO SIT NEXT TO ME. AS IF MY HEART WASNT ABOUT TO JUST STOP FUCKING BEATING. So, now I’m back to happy and anxious.

For the rest of lunch, I was internally freaking out. I stumbled over almost every single word that came out of my mouth. But SHE SAT WITH ME AT LUNCH. And that’s all I was waiting for.

Entre #22

BITCHBITCHBITCHBITCHBITCHBITCHBITCHBITCH. SHE ASKED FOR MY PHONE NUMBER. I WAS ABOUT TO LEAVE THE SCHOOL TO WALK HOME WITH SEVEN AND SHE CAME, OUT OF BREATH, TO ME. SHE RAN TO FIND ME.

WHEN I HEARD “can i get your phone number?” COME OUT OF HER MOUTH. UGHHHHHHHH. I WANTED TO SCREAM. FUCK I’M SO HAPPY I COULD CRY. FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.

Entre #23

I dont know if this is real life. I DONT FUCKING KNOW. THIS WEEK HAS GONE WAYYY TOO GOOD. I’M ENJOYING IT TOO MUCH. WAYY TOO MUCH. FIRST, I LITERALLY STOP BY HER HOUSE TO RETURN HER STUFF. THEN, SHE SITS WITH ME AT LUNCH. THEN, SHE ASKS FOR MY FUCKING PHONE NUMBER. THEN, IT BECOMES A HABIT FOR US TO TEXT AND SIT TOGETHER AT LUNCH EVERY DAY. AND NOW SHE HAS GOTTEN HER SCHEDULE CHANGED, IS IN MY LITERATURE CLASS, AND IS MY PARTNER FOR. PROJECT. HOW.

I’ve always hated my literature class. ALWAYS. Never liked it when I was in elementary, never liked it when I was in middle school, and even now as a high schooler, I still don't like it. So I’m just sitting in my usual seat in the back of the class next to Seven. What was I doing? I don't fucking know.

“Students, we have a student who has switched into this class! Please introduce yourself.”

Did I care? No. People switch their classes all the time.

“Hello. I’m Jaehee Kang.”

Well, I didn't care until I heard that. The rest sort of blanked out. BECAUSE JAEHEE MOTHERFUCKING KANG WAS NOW IN MY LITERATURE CLASS. I looked over at Seven. I was fucking shook.

“Well Jaehee, you can go have a seat. There’s an empty seat right next to MC over there in the back.” Jaehee looked over in my direction and we made DIRECT EYE CONTACT. She smiled at me, and as calmly as I could, I smiled back at her. As she made her way over to the seat next to me, I looked over at Seven. He was giving me a thumbs up and mouthing ‘get that pussy’.

For most of the class, I was trying not to look over to her. I felt like if I did, I wouldn't be able to get my eyes off her after.

“So since this is one of the biggest novels we will be reading this year, I will be assigning you guys a project. A pretty big project. It will be worth most of your grade in my class for this semester.” Almost everyone in the class groaned.

“I am going to be giving you guys 5 minutes to choose your partners. I’m only allowing pairs of 2, so don't try getting creative.”

Usually, picking a partner for my project was never an issue. I’d always pick Seven. As I was about to turn to Seven, I felt a tap on my shoulder. and my heart kinda stopped beating.

“Partners?” Jaehhe asked. I DIDNT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO DO.

“Ummm…” I looked back at Seven and he was watching. He gave me a smile and nodded his head.

“Go ahead.”

I FELT KINDA BAD. BUT I JUST SMILED AT HIM BEFORE TURNING AROUND TO JAEHEE. “Yeah. Partners.” I said, trying to sound as calm as possible.

BUT BITCH IM FREAKING OUT. OOHOHHOHOHOHHHHHH FUFUFCKCKCKCCKKK

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HELLO. LISTEN. WE ARE SOOOO SORRY FOR NOT POSTING LAST WEEK. BOTH CIN AND LUCYY WERE BUSY AND NOT IN THE BEST POSITION TO WRITE WITH EACH OTHER. ALSO WE SAID THAT THE CHATER WOULD BE OUT SOON. TWO WEEKS AGO. SORRY AGAIN. THE CHAPTER IS BASICALLY DONE ITS JUST THAT WE HAVE BEEN SOOO BUSY AND AGAIN NOT IN THE BEST POSITION TO WRITE TOGETHER. WE ARENT SURE IF WE WILL GET BUSIER BUT ITS A POSSIBILITY THAT WE WILL SORRRRRRYYYYY. WE PROMISE TO POST IT BEFORE SUNDAY AND IF WE DONT PLEEAASSEEE SPAM OUR INBOX WITH COMPLAINS. HOLY FUCK OK SO CIN IS PACKED THIS WEEK BUT ITS COOL WE’LL FIND A WAY TO POST IT. WE ARE SOOO SORRY FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO BE VERY ACTIVE BESIDES THESE ENTRIES WHICH WERE USED TO KEEP THIS ACCOUNT ACTIVE LOL. AGAIN SORRY THIS IS MAKING ME DEPRESSED HAVE A GOOD DAY LOVES

[attina-the-responsible]

1, 4, 8, 14, 21, 24, 28, 42, 45, 50 - All, or whoever speaks to you for each one

jesus fucking christ.

1. What’s their full name? Why was that chosen? Does it mean anything?

Belle: Belle Marie Beauton – belle bc it means “beauty” and also, tech, her mom’s name was charisse which means “grace” and she was like into a #theme. marie bc it sounded nice, is also probably maurice’s mom.

Simba: Onyango Simba Lyons – onyango bc it means “born in the morning” and simba because it means “lion/warrior”. 

Toulouse: Toulouse Henri Bonfamille – why did ber get hector’s name as his middle name and not lou? /waves hand lou was named after the artiste of course! tres bien. 

Bambi: Bambino Daryl Basurto – bambino is basically like “my little one”, it’s an affectionate italian term tho it’s also used in other parts of europe. daryl means “deer” sooo his full name lowkey translates to “little deer of the forest”

Perdita: Perdita Mariel Faye – all of perdy and her sibs are named after shakespeare characters bc her mom is #obsessed. edmund, perdita, rosaline, and ophelia. perdy was named after her mother’s first role on broadway. mariel is jewish – it is a variant of mary, which means “wished-for child/bitter” soo

Sweet: Joshua Strongbear Sweet – named joshua because his parents liked it. his middle name used to be quietcub, but after he came back from his spirit quest it became strongbear after the animal that guided him. (also look i looked up if spirit quests were still a thing in the tribe sweet comes from and they ARE so don’t @ me pls)

Maui: Maru Akalana – he doesn’t have a middle name. maru means “correct” apparently, but in the original myths of maui maru is one of the names of maui’s brothers. (or it is his name when he is human before he gets abandoned i foRGet it’s been a hot minute)

Hercules: Hercules Odysseus Persaud – herc doesn’t know where his first name came from, only that his birth mother gave it to him. he was named after two greek heroes, ofc cuz his mom is a big nerd.

Attina: Attina Morgan Triton – attina is a derivative of athena and morgan means “sea chief” or “sea defender” and since she would be in line for the “crown” so to speak, it made sense.

Akela: Akela of the Seeonee Wolf Pack – seeonee is the name taken from the area where the pack sort of officially “formed” and akela means LONELY LMFAO i just looked it up that’s hilarious.

Peach: Peach Blossom Clearwater – literally constructed her name. she just liked the idea of peach blossom–and she made her fake mom have a flower name too. and clearwater she straight up stole from harry potter.

4. What is their relationship with their parents? What’s a good and bad memory with them? Did they know both parents?

Belle: well, belle never really knew her mother and her relationship with her father is estranged.

Simba: big ole momma’s boy. he loves his mom, though their relationship is a little tense these days. loved his dad a lot, his Biggest Hero, but his dad also put a lot of pressure on him and basically brainwashed him oops.

Toulouse: loves his mummy, tho he has a deep seated resentment towards her that is just now coming to light, but general he is like #mustprotect. had an extremely contentious relationship with his father as a child, the best thing for their relationship was not living together lol. lou can tolerate his father for short periods of time and even gets along w him 90% of the time, but he has a deep seated resentment towards him too lmao

Bambi: ughhhhhhhh he loved his mommmmm his mom was his best friend they did everything together. they were never apart. esp bc he was homeschooled a good bit and he was sick. she doted on him and i cry. he is still getting to know his dad but he loves him.

Perdita: really contentious relationship w mom. she was verbally abusive and neglectful, held perdy to a hire standard than her sisters. when perdy rebels abigail just like cuts her off, punishes her in the worst ways. made comments about her weight/clothing/etc. total daddy’s girl tho, she loves her daddy.

Sweet: momma’s boy. he tends to shut her out a lot tho bc he knows things in his life would hurt her and he wants to protect her from that. didn’t really know his father but he treasures the memories he did have.

Maui: dad was verbally/physically abusive. real Macho Man–which obviously made him kind of a dick. but maui’s mom is the sweetest ugh i love kai.

Hercules: loved both his parents BUNCHES AND BUNCHES but then he found out that they lied to him for 22 years and he is still reeling from the betrayal.

Attina: athena was her best friend. she told her mom everything and wanted to be just like her when she grew up! was obviously devastated when athena died. loves her daddy, but does think he needs to chill out some.

Akela: hates them.

Peach: never knew them and never will (spoiler alert: they’re dead.)

8. Did they have pets as a child? Do they have pets as an adult? Do they like animals?

Belle: Philippe! fun fact: had another horse named Royale when she was a child, but her father sold him for cash before he left. now she has: vincent the cat, philippe, and shuck! she isn’t a huge animal fan, but she likes them well enough. doesn’t go out of her way.

Simba: his mum had a persian named guinevere growing up. she was a bitch. simba and her did not get along. esp cuz simba was a handsy child lol. he begged and begged for a dog for his entire childhood, but never had one. has two beautiful goldens now–bowie and simone– and they are his literal children. loves all animals–except cats, snakes, and spiders, those are the devil’s creatures.

Toulouse: never had a pet growing up. marie has dauphine now and he’s kinda helping coparent simone. tbh should get a dog. lou ADORES animals.

Bambi: lol

Sweet: never had pets, doesn’t have time, likes them well enough

Perdita: didn’t have any pets growing up. doesn’t really like animals they’re dirty. viola has made her change her mind somewhat.

Maui: no, no, yes.

Hercules: his mom has a cat named baset after the goddess. herc loves animals, horses esp 

Akela: lol

Attina: likes animals in the abstract sense? loves sea creatures. never had a pet as a kid. has a long list of stipulations for pet as an adult.

Peach: has never had a pet. will buy a cat probably. the cat will run away bc she’s irresponsible. she will be devastated. she loves animals, except ugly ones.

14. Do they have any specific memories of food/a restaurant/meal?

Belle: all the food she ate in bournemouth was?? so good??

Simba: ugaliiiii, it always makes him think of kenya

Toulouse: frozen grapes are his fave, he is a picky eater lowkey

Bambi: food is the bane of his existence cuz he’s allergic to EVERYTHING

Sweet: not particularly

Perdita: misses the russian tea room in NYC it was her fave brunch spot

Maui: misses the fresh fruit in hawai’i

Hercules: one of his fave thigns to do at the places he lives is eat at the local restaurants. 

Akela: eh not really

Attina: also not particularly

Peach: eh

21. Do they have a temper? Are they patient? What are they like when they do lose their temper?

Belle: yes but it is VERY hard to trigger it. and she like??? throws things or hits u if she is really mad. she’s not gonna like punch you in the face but she’ll shove or pinch. if she yells it’s all like teary and voice cracking and pathetic. 

Simba: yes–and it’s easily triggered haha. when he’s angry he gets loud. can throw something down if he is holding it (like a dish in the sink or something) but he isn’t really physical w his anger–he’s v conscious of that fact that he is like a big bloke and that could be rly scary and his anger is scary enough. but if u really piss him off his anger can be p cold.

Toulouse: cold and scathing. lou is a master of converting his anger into like the smallest space possible, which is why he’s so good at just delivering cold, cutting lines designed to just destroy you. his father had like Big Loud anger and lou refuses to be like that. 

Bambi: doesn’t really have a temper, like–at all

Perdita: screaming/yelling/throwing/hitting–throws a tantrum when she is really pissed off.

Sweet: he has a temper but it is rarely seen. he will get Loud and Angry though. but it never lasts long. he gets more annoyed than angry.

Maui: literally like?? never gets angry–too chill.

Hercules: cries. lmao. if he is angry he just cries and like “why would u do that” sniff sniff puppy eyes

Akela: cold and level-headed anger

Peach: rarely gets angry–and if she does she’ll smile to your face and then fuck you up behind your back.

24. What is their sleeping pattern like? Do they snore? What do they like to sleep on? A soft or hard mattress?

(i love sleeping questions why?)

Belle: rn it’s shit, she barely catches a few hours. when she was sleeping reguarly she gets a good 6-7 hours. doesn’t have trouble falling asleep unless she’s trying to solve a problem. has a lumpy old mattress tbh. also she does snore a lil bit but like cute snores and only when she’s sleeping really deeply. also she normally wears like ratty tees and silky or sofie pajama shorts – in the winter like sweaters and fleece pants bc she gets cold, tho not as much of a problem now lol

Simba: sleeps in the nude. can fall asleep in .5 seconds. wakes up intermittently from nightmares–usually exacerbated by stress. wakes up at sunrise naturally almost every morning. gets like 4-5 hours usually and cat naps. idk his mattress is prolly middle ground wow do u think simber argued about their mattress bc i bet ber is a wimpy soft-mattress boi

Toulouse: has a really hard time getting to sleep and staying asleep. a ridiculously light sleeper. wakes up several times in the night. has night terrors. sleeps in, but not that long most mornings. sometimes goes days without sleep if he’s having a manic episode. soft plush mattress w lots of pillows and blankets. wears silky fancy pajamas to bed bc he’s fancy (it’s my hc that he has like adorable pjs that he wears on the lowkey with like fish patterns or something ridiculous little duckies.)

Bambi: can sleep anywhere, would sleep 20+ hours a day if allowed. growing teenage boy. snores (allergies man), will sleep on any mattress. is used to an uncomf one bc his mom couldn’t rly afford a good one.

Perdita: before the babies perdy didn’t have trouble sleeping. would totally sleep in on the weekends and such. her mom would yell at her if she slept too long. now she takes naps throughout the day to survive. hard mattress, tbh. wears fancy pjs

Sweet: sleeps in boxers/t-shirt most of the time. sleeps wherever, whenever, what is a good night’s sleep? he doesn’t know.

Maui: will sleep anywhere. in any position. in any level of undress. sleeps in briefs usually. 

Akela: sleeps in the nude tbh he like barely wears clothes anyway. can sleep a decent amount of time but never for more than like 7 hours.

Peach: a princess. she actually has a lot of trouble getting to sleep but sleeps hard once she is. wears cute pjs. likes a soft mattress. lots of pillows, only one sheet thou.

28. What is their biggest fear? What in general scares them? How do they act when they’re scared?

Belle: being inadequate/being overbearing/annoying/stupid/worthless – she doesn’t get genuinely frightened that much tbh but she’s like a gasp-clutch-at-the-chest overdramatic kind of scared lol she fights through it tho

Simba: not being Good enough, in the sense of like…a good person. he also lowkey doesn’t like the dark. and he gets angry when he’s scared he confronts fear face on.

Toulouse: being pointless/irrelevant–also does not like the dark lowkey prolly sleeps w a night light lmao – he internalizes his fear, but will freeze up when confronted w something scary.