#WIFE🤯🤯

[sherbetlemonss]

The chair!! Give him the chair!! /ref

[pjs-everyday]

if only they could read each other’s MINDS!!!! 🤯

[allgremlinart]

I like Selina becus her depth isn’t like. right up there in your face like Bruce’s is. She doesn’t say what she feels. She represses most of her negative feelings. She has a very “girls just wanna have fun” attitude to life because its A) what she feels she deserves after being treated like shit most of her life and B) if she slows down and introspects for even a second all of that shit and emotional baggage from her past is going to catch up to her and she does NOT feel like dealing with all that... she doesn’t know if she can. 

in conclusion I guess I’m saying she’s like Bruce in a lot of ways and very different from him in others and I’m not saying the reason her depth of character isn't taken as seriously as Bruce’s is because of misogyny buuuut no that is what I’m saying actually.

[moo-savr]

drew my wife's dudesona ^^ !! @pacific-watercress

[bisexualseraphim]

Just saw someone try to cancel The Time Traveller’s Wife for being “problematic” because he meets his wife as a child sometimes.

Think that’s my sign to log off and go to bed

[gedascrown5768]

[kayl3ighsunflower]

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[kavehater]

MR LOVERMAN !!!!

[subway-offical]

*they did and what they need is a nap in their garden or their nock

*i dont think anyone but their wife can find them if they've hidden in their nock

- quests

[itsamarlfox]

I think I just galaxy brained listening to scaled and icy on the way home from work

[goldsainz]

❝ A PASTRY FOR PIASTRI ❞

SERIES MASTERLIST!

MASTERLIST!

pairing . . .

◦∘｡ﾟ. summary . . . baking is your love language.

◦∘｡ﾟ. note . . . doesn’t chris britney kinda of look like oscar… or am i crazy??? if you squint a little i swear he looks kinda of alike… i know that this is very very short but if i don’t make this short i’ll never end up finishing the series ☹️

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oscarpiastri The lovely baker and her lovely pastries

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yourusername a pastry for oscar pastry!

⤷ oscarpiastri I’ll let this pass because the pastries were amazing

⤷ landonorris The nickname is canon now 🤯

oscarfan1 oh to have y/n bake me stuff

ynfan1 THESE ARE MY BABIESSSS

ynfan2 love them sm

oscarfan2 can’t believe oscar is okay with the pastry joke

ynfan3 y/n looks soooo good😩

ynfan4 ok but can we all agree that y/n is the coolest wag

⤷ oscarfan3 she’s on another level

oscarfan4 i want a pastry now :(

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yourusername happy valentine’s day to my favourite pastry ft some other pastries

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oscarpiastri 👩🏻‍🍳❤️

⤷ yourusername 🥐❤️

oscarfan21 those strawberries are a need

oscarfan22 oscar is looking delicious on the last pic

ynfan21 best couple fr

oscarfan23 nobody is doing it like them

⤷ oscarfan24 most unproblematic couple on the grid

ynfan22 Y/N PLS BAKE ME SMTH

ynfan23 the first pic is adorable🥹

yourusername updated their instagram stories!

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[gremlingottoosilly]

lunchbox anon here!!!! :D

i wanna add that i can also see König showing off his lunch? like there’s this one video of a boyfriend showing off to his coworkers what his girlfriend made for him, and like he pulls out two packs of gummies or something and everyone is like “WOAH” “OOOOO” “NO WAY TWO??!?!??? 🤯 “ and more

and i see König doing the same thing, and officers are too scared NOT to react, and if anyone doesn’t react, König stares at them menacingly until they do :))))

Yes!! I love you, lunchbox anon!! Honestly, Konig has too much sass and reasons to brag about his wife for someone who hated socializing with his coworkers before. He can't help it though, his soldiers and officers alike are swarming around his giant lunchbox every time he tries to just have a nice meal on base while not out on the missions. He is the only high-positioned member of KorTac to not indulge in horrifying cafeteria food, and everyone is jealous because he literally has an omelet in a pinwheel shape, carrots cut out like little stars, and meat cooked with the perfect amount of spices and some flavored oil.

Everyone is begging him for a bite, and he had to shout at everyone to leave him alone because it's his meal!! He has a big appetite, he needs his giant portions and cute little deserts cooked by his precious wifey( sometimes she slips her scandalous polaroids into the box and Konig has to train the rookies while having a raging boner which makes everyone Terrified.

Of course, he still expects everyone to adore his wife when you bring him food!! He is so silly, forgot his lunch at home(( Definitely didn't do it on purpose just because he wanted everyone to see you again. The problem is, that a lot of more courageous soldiers are asking you to cook for them too...and you're too nice to say no( Konig drags too many boxes next time, with all of those cute foods for his fellow officers, and he stopped asking you to come to the base because he is jealous you're cutting fruits in funny shapes for someone else!!

[rodolfoparras]

Ok but imagine price's wife catches them in action and price saw her but he begged the younger recruit to still keep going🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

ANON THIS WAS THE BEST THING IVE HEARD TODAY

Price’s wife who’s always heard such good things about the young recruit that price is mentoring. Your name is a common topic at the dinner table. She’d been to many of your award ceremonies, had even invited you over to her and Price’s house a couple of times, Price had even gone as far as calling you the son he’s never had

Imagine the absolute horror when she finds the very same recruit fucking her husband in their shared bedroom

At first she doesn’t even know what’s happening, having just arrived from work and standing behind the door, listening in on the strange noise coming from inside the bedroom.

She peaks her head inside, only to see price pinned down to the bed, head pressed into the mattress and ass propped up in the air

She’s absolutely horrified and for a brief second she thinks he must’ve been forced into doing this

But price isn’t sobbing because he’s upset, isn’t shaking because he’s scared, matter of fact he looks like he’s enjoying it, even from where she’s standing she can see the way his eyes roll back in his head, mouth agape and drool dribbling onto the mattress where he lays as he willingly takes everything you give him

“I bet your little wife cant fuck you like this isn’t that right pretty?” You say, thrusting harsher, deeper, into him, while she watches her husband eagerly buck up onto the young recruit’s cock.

“Answer me pretty” you say punctuating every word with a thrust to his prostate and Price makes a sound she’d never heard her husband make before.

“No no only you! Only you can do it please please let me cum please sir I need it”

“What do you think? Should I let him?” You say, words no longer directed at price but instead to his wife as you meet her eyes.

Her heart drops to her stomach, bile rising in her throat but you don’t cease your thrust, instead you continue to bully your cock into her husbands hole

[formulawolff]

✧˖° the little moments - t.w. ✧˖°

pairing: female! driver x toto wolff

summary: after a few weeks of seeing the team principal, you can’t help but post a few snapshots. after all, if no one can tell who he is, it won’t hurt. right?

a/n: i caved. perhaps i will posting some social media au content. i think it really just helps give some visuals since the reader is active on social media! the face claims are from various pinterest photos!

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goldengirl: maybe i’ll just stay here. forever.

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goldengirlforever: RUE, WHEN WAS THIS⁉️

f1fanboy282: and i was just planning our wedding today. smh.

alex_albon: 🤯

lilymhe: you’re telling me this is how we find out???

alex_albon: don’t worry, i’ll get the deets in the paddock for you ASAP

goldengirlforever: alex u rlly slay for that 💅🏻

danielricciardo: oh! 😀

dannyricfanpage: oh shit

f1luvrgirl: wait so ur tellin’ me that isn’t daniel?

danielricciardo: nope! not me!

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goldengirl: y’all are really goin’ feral rn in these comments.

lilymhe: because you’ve never mentioned this mystery man before! 🙄🤚🏻

goldengirl: isn’t this that the sole purpose of a soft launch? 🙄🤚🏻

f1hoetillidie: the girlies are fightinnnn 🍿

lilymhe: i promise we aren’t!!! i love her sm!!! she’s my pookie bear 🫶🏻

alex_albon: @lilymhe i thought i was your pookie bear 😢

lilymhe: @alex_albon ofc you are bby 😽

mercedesgirl172: why does that second pic kind of look like toto wolff….

totoslut: no because you’re right. i know my man & that rlly does look like him.

lewishamiltonfan9282: WAIT—

f1fan1989: they do follow each other…

hastalavistababy: and he liked the post…

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goldengirl added a posted to her story!

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goldengirl: and i will follow you into the dark

vettel08: wait a damn minute 🤨

smootheoperator: HELLO⁉️ mercedes liked the post⁉️

f1fanatic: there are rumors she’s signing with mercedes for 2025 and replacing lewis

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totoswife6272: ISN’T THIS MAN HAPPILY MARRIED? HOW MANY CHAPTERS DID WE MISS?

smoothoperator: fr i need susie to comment on all of this nonsense cause wtf

f1fangirly01: ummm.. he has kids too..

totoswife6272: now we def need susie to make a statement cause wtf

hastalavistababy: bruh someone needs to get this shit to the fia. surely that’s not ok.

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lilymhe: you guys are adorable!!! i wish ppl would just mind their business and be happy for you.

goldengirl: they don’t even know who this man is and they’re threatening to end my career lmfao

lilymhe: gotta love your fans! :’)

goldengirlforever: you guys are so cute!!! and to the rest of you… JAIL! 👹

justaninchident: toto literally just posted his wife & kids a few minutes ago. these ppl are reachinggggg

goldengirlforever: right!!! they’re just jealous or something!

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danielricciardo: as long as you’re happy 🫠

birdsofafeather: oh daniel :(

landonorris: don’t worry danny baby, you still have me <3

landostan4life: LANDO PLS—

alex_albon: when do i get to meet said mystery man? 🤨

goldengirl: one day, i promise

lilymhe: as long as i get to meet him before alex!!

goldengirl: hehehehe okie :)

williamsracing: we would also like to meet this mystery man!! @goldengirl you should bring him to the paddock one day! 👏🏻

alexandrasaintmleux: my heart!!! 🥹

[landograndprix]

My yellow ✾ d.r

summary: you're not the only two who love your marriage.

requested: yes!

a/n: I'm having way too much fun with these, please keep requesting them 🥺

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y/nricciardo

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y/nbabees here she goes again, what is the context bestie????

danieldr3 what love language is this?

y/nricciardo tough loving

charlos5516 and they say romance is dead

loverskies29 Daniel is holding up 4 fingers...4th album soon? 👀

y/nluvu god I hope so it's been too long :(

danielricciardo exploiting your husband again?

y/nricciardo so he is good for something?

norrizz4 should we get the divorce papers ready? 👀

ricienation mother make new music please we've been starving, there's no crumbs left

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danielricciardo

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danielricciardo happy birthday to the wife who has the best husband in the world, you're so lucky to have this handsome men by your side, you should always remember this. Happy birthday, my luv. ❤️

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landos4 crying why'd you post a picture of lando 😭

leclercc_16 that's his wife, what do you mean?

y/nricciardo can confirm, I'm just a side piece.

landonorris thanks luv. ❤️

scottyjames31 love the cake, facts were spoken.

dr3ln4 watch it scotty, her next song will be about you 🤪

scottyjames31 it'd be an honor

y/nupdates y/n is a whole mood in the last picture, unbothered queen. ♡

dannyswife favorite couple 🥰

y/nricciardo posted on their story

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y/nricciardo

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y/nricciardo something in the orange

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sharlos55 supportive wife y/n activated

y/nricric you don't understand how much I've missed you on the grid, you looked fabulous once again 😍

y/nricciardo using my man's and his team to promote my new song once again? you bet your sweet ass I am. #ColorsComingSoon

y/nfan004 rip to the people who don't read the comments 😭

Bott_ass you can't just drop this out of the nowhere, I'm hyperventilating 😫

danniericario I'm convinced flipping you off is Daniel's way of saying I love you

y/nricciardo oh no, he really can't stand me but same to be honest

danielricciardo ❤️

dr3ln4 babe wake up mom and dad are being mom and dad again

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y/nricciardo

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y/nricciardo it's been a while but after months of writing and producing with the best team ever, my new song Colors is out now on Apple music & spotify 🧡

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zoeeeey I could've used a warning of sorts 🤯

mickschummy when have we ever had a solid release date for anything, bestie is so chaotic she'll drop an song or album whenever she wants 😭

y/nnnnn2000 we've been fed!!

redbulldanny is this song about Daniel?

y/nricciardo don't tell him, it'll boost his ego 😉

landonorris this about me, right?

charles_leclerc this will be on repeat for days!

thefridgirlies we love a bunch of supportive friends 🥰

danielricciardo big fan of this

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y/nricciardo

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y/nricciardo three years ago, this man made the best decision of his life by marrying me. It's amazing how we've tolerated each other for this long but all jokes aside, thanks for making me feel loved every hour of the day ♡♡

We'll keep saying it; marry your best friend ❤️

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sainzchili happy anniversary to you 2! 💞

landonorris congrats mom and dad ❤️

landochaos have they adopted you already?

Isahernaez happy anniversary! ❤️

y/nricciardo ❤️

chilileclerc_ your up next Isa!

dannielricc 3 years?! It seems like yesterday we first saw you in the paddock 😭

danielricciardo and here i thought that we were just partners for one night. ❤️

maxmaxmax DANIEL 💀 💀

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danielricciardo posted on their story

[misstangshan95]

🎎 "Peace With You At Last"

💙🩷⚔️👘🌸

"Good morning, M'lady "

The newlyweds look across the morning mist. Both have longed for this moment to share in love's bliss, together at last🎎 😌🌹💙👘🌸.

I was over the moon when I saw the official Sonic JP site post up new artwork of Amy in traditional (Uchikake) WEDDING ATTIRE!!! .. then seeing her next to LORD SAMURAI SONIC! 🎎 I was like wait........ HUSBAND and WIFE!!!! AHHHHH .. 😱🤯💗 Yasssss! I love all of the JP Sonamy content, it's the best stuff, they have stayed faithful to them always. 🩷💙💎

Sonamy all the way babehhhh! 🫶👌👍

I had to draw this and make it special, kinda fitting for them, after the war is over they can settle and be at peace with each other😌

My happily ever after hedgies 💙🩷🦔