#WOO I’M DONE OMFG

[starshine-valley]

PART TWO I WASN’T SUPPOSED TO POST THIS BUT HERE IT IS ANYWAY-

MI2ERY’5 MYSTERY (pronounced as Misery’s Mystery or 25, Misery’s Mystery)

“An online group made by those who feel as they have no other choice.”

Members:

“This still isn’t good enough for me.”

Akito Shinonome: One who’s never satisfied

“Maybe there’s no better option than to hide away.”

Honami Mochizuki: A lonely but kind honor student

“I know I can make this better if I just try!”

Airi Momoi: A hardworking ex-idol

“That song was so wonderhoy~!”

Emu Otori: A energetic girl faced with a setback

Four members who haven’t met face to face stumble into a SEKAI.

“If you share your true feelings, a hope will shine through.”

Sekai: Abandoned Sekai (an old, abandoned and worn out event area)

Virtual Singers: Miku and Rin

Relationship Chart:

“Likes her vocals yet doesn’t like it when she tries to pry.” <-> “Shinonome-san, you could use the extra help…”

“I like her bright energy! She seems more of the outdoors type.” <-> “Airi-chan~?! I used to watch you all the time~!”

“She’s kind of annoying but her lyrics…” <-> “Shinononome-kun’s art is wonderhoy! Can you teach me?!”

“Momoi-San certainly acts different when not on camera.” <-> “reliable but… seems unsure and unconfident…”

“She’s Ena’s friend, was a fan before she quit.” <-> “I heard from Ena what happened.”

“Emu-chan, I saw it, it’s okay, I’m here for you.” <-> “I’m glad you’re by my side, Honami-chan!”

Leader: Akito Shinonome

“I can’t mess this up again. Never again.”

[xxwiltedwisteriaxx]

SO CLOSE.

I almost didn’t eat today. Everything was going well but i forgot that i’m like.. RLLY bad at hiding shit and RLLY good at complaining. So subconsciously i text my fiancé “omfg I’m ⭐️VING and this lady (a college spokesperson) won’t SHUT UP”

Then he caught me in my lie from earlier telling him i had a good brekkie, and also dug out of me that i had i had no lunch either. my excuse was “idk i jst haven’t gotten out of bed” SO, he ordered me sonic and had it doordashed to me.. (he’s in the military so he can’t jst.. go get it)

I could never be mad at him, especially not for caring about me. It was a cheeseburger, a small chili cheese tots, and a small cookie dough shake. I spent probably like fifteen minutes calculating calories until i got to 1,300 and decided just to eat the damn meal. Again, I could never be mad at my fiancé for caring about me, but DAMN.

On one hand, Im super fucking disappointed that i made it until 16:30, then broke my fast. On the other hand… ig if you REALLY put it in perspective, i had like a normal amount of calories a person should have. I jst omad-ed. I plan to fast tomorrow for my birthday (Im finally ACTUALLY 18 WOO!! No more lying on social media!! :3) and for most of the day friday since my mom will be taking my brother and i out to some fancy shmancy sushi place.

How I felt after eating:

Jst writing this as a reminder to myself.

Being hungry sucked ass, we all know this. It made me nauseous and irritable, but it felt so good to say no to my cravings. After eating i felt like crap, sure my belly is full and i’m no longer having cravings, but every bite put me deeper and deeper into shame thinking “how tf am i gonna write abt this?” But wtv, im choosing not to care today bc it’s already done with.

In all honesty, I try telling myself i feel this way for public approval, and some of that might actually be true, but really i jst want control.

But who cares, it’s only one day, and one day further away from reaching my ugw.

[yioh]

I saw your frustration w 2125, and same... kdrama always gives chemistry and stuff but then chickens out... the gay characters we do get are either one ep arcs (move to heaven, extraordinary attorney woo) or just... never have partners and are not too important side characters 😭 the only kdrama I have seen with good gay main characters was a weekend drama from 2010... and lesbians, well. Soljiwan from nevertheless, I guess?? Sorry to hear 2125 creeper you out and made you frustrated 😔

FOR REAL, kdramas always have the best written characters with the biggest gay undertones but then give them the blandest straight love interest omfg 😭 i’m so done w people idolising kdramas for having like one minor gay character on one episode too, like ………. idk it’s cute and nice but like cmon we can do better 😭 i’d take a well written side character over just one minor episode ……

[pixie-cocaine]

ATEEZ Reaction To: their S.O. wearing baggy clothes

ateez reacting to their gf wearing a short plaid skirt with a super oversized sweatshirt that goes down to almost their skirt length 

Theme: different dates :D

Hongjoong ♡:

• You were both were going out to go to a famous planetarium

• You always did like looking at the stars and how they hung in the sky, sparkling like the moon’s reflection in any body of water

• So this was a cool little experience that both you and Joong could have together

• You wanted to dress casual, so settling with a roomy beige sweater, decorations of black diamonds sewn in, along with a red plaid skirt was what you went with

• By roomy, you meant damn-near covering the skirt, which gave the look a lax, puffed out appearance

• That shit was B I G

• His reaction?

• The softest eyes ever omfg I’m sobbing-

• No dramatic gasps, no squealing (I’m looking at you. Mingi)

• Just being able to see his indifferent expression melt away into a pure puppy face as you emerged from the hallway into the living room

• All you were wearing was a skirt and sweater but to him, every single outfit brought out more of your beauty

• You never failed to amaze him

• Allowing a small smile, he’d use his hand to gesture toward you

• “You look lovely”

Calm outings with Joong are always the most wholesome smfh I’m so mushy because of this goldfish-looking bit-

Seonghwa ♡:

• A sweet picnic-esque date in a secluded flower meadow with Hwa?

• You’d be mad to say no

• It was a nice warm-air temperature outside, so you settled for a yellow loose knit sweater and a matching yellow plaid skirt to go with it

• The sweater swallowed up most of the skirt, resulting in only a small bit of the skirt being visible, but you thought nothing of it

• Seonghwa certainly did

• He’d been eyeing you all the way to the picnic spot, face shadowing over with pleasant surprise when you came to stand in front of him, and sparkling eyes flicking over to your direction every couple minutes

• god can you imagine feeling his gaze on you?

• looking over at him, and watching as he would catch your eyes, only to quickly focus back on the road in front of him

• I’m gonna turn your kneecaps to dust if you don’t fucking speak up, Hwa

• Eating cutely-packaged lunches on top of the pastel pink blanket turned into Seonghwa’s head lying on your lap as you plucked the various flowers and placed them in the silky tresses of his inky black hair

• Sweet peas, Marigolds, and Hydrangeas flecked Hwa’s locks, complimenting gorgeously against the slight tan of his skin, as well as the patches of sunlight gleaming onto his face through the leaves of the tree you sat against

• He was truly stunning, especially when he opened his previously closed eyes to stare up at you, a smile slowly tugging at the corners of his lips

• You brush a thumb across Seonghwa’s cheek, “Why were you looking at me earlier?”

• “Because of your outfit,” The hand already resting hand against your thigh began to play with your skirt 

• “What about my outfit?”

• “It makes you look adorable”

Yunho ♡:

• You already know fairs and amusement parks with Yunho are gonna happen

• Like are you kidding me?

• Baby LOVES doing wild things with you

• It was in the afternoon, pretty cool weather, and you kinda just threw on what you saw

• What you saw, being a very big black cotton sweater and blue plaid skirt

• Nothing too much, nothing too less

• Bruh, he really couldn’t stop calling you cute

• Even as soon as you came out of the room, he was like

• “aWAWAWWWWW LoOk AT yoU”

• Loud as hell, as usual

• Walking around and playing all the games, as well as riding the rollercoasters and such, Yunho couldn’t stop staring at you every now and then

• You were beaming; neon lights and vibrant colors glowing against your face as you both roamed around

• Adorable UwU

Yeosang ♡:

• This man is a freak

• He’s literally so weird lmao

• But that’s what you find so damn goofy about him

• Anyways, bowling! :)

• “How cute,” he smiled from his spot on the couch, cooing upon seeing your outfit of an oversized wine red sweater and black plaid skirt, barely visible upon the sagging top

• You giggled, giving him a small spin before you guys were off

• He really did like the look, and he wasn’t afraid to tell you either

• A couple hours after getting your ass handed to you in the rounds of bowling, you and Yeosang took a seat with a couple of fries and rootbeer floats

• You could feel his eyes on you, so you looked up from your food

• “Yes?”

• He grinned and pointed to your exposed legs

• “I just never noticed how pretty your thighs are”

I still can’t believe he stirred eggs for +2 hours. A literal crackhead.

San ♡:

• Karaoke night, y’all

• Hitting high notes? Girl- a breeze

• Just scream into the mic and turn people deaf, they won’t be able to tell the difference

• Anyways

• Your choice of outfit?

• A pink fleece sweater and black plaid skirt

• You were stunning omg

• San would be melted, bro

• “Oh!”

• Literally couldn’t say anything else besides that you were fluffy-looking. Jus wanted to cuddle you right there and then, yanno?

• Turning up to the karaoke bar would be wild. You’d stand on that mini stage and be doing little dances here and there

• San wouldn’t be able look away from how small you looked in that sweater

• Like a liddol lamb

• A proud hubby

Mingi ♡:

• When I said he squeals, he SQUEALS

• He’s loves soft things, and so when you come out looking like a purple marshmallow in the puffy oversized sweater and slate grey plaid skirt, it automatically makes him let out weird noises of adoration

• Tackles you in a hug

• Babbles on about how huggable you are and random things in general while pretty much crushing you

• After he’s done squeezing the life out of you, he’ll be all bouncy 

• Roller skating tiiiiiiime

• Y’all gonna get CRAZY crazy

• Cuz I already know this man right here is gonna be falling on his ass a lot

• But he’ll make sure to stay by you, always giving you a push and hyping you up

• “You look like a little fairy. Pose!”

• After your ankles are bouta pop off and you guys sit down, he’ll be looking at your outfit again

• “You should wear stuff like that more often. You look really cute”

Wooyoung ♡:

• Bumper cars, bitch

• Cuz every other idea I had involves not being able to wear a skirt unless you wanna flash everyone casually walking by

• I’m not judging if that’s what you want tho

• After rummaging through your closet for a bit, you settle for a plain white knitted sweater and black plaid skirt

• Woo would find you absolutely darling, bro

• “Aww, cute, cute”

• But wouldn’t be mulling over it too much

• Because you always look good, and this is only one of the many cute outfits he’s seen you in

• Still, he’d give you some up-and-down’s a couple times throughout the night, probs compliment you a couple times, too

• Other than that, the date would be very fun 

• [insert Woo’s devil laugh]

Jongho ♡:

• Big big babie

• A simple ice cweam and city roam date with Jongie 

• god it’d be so soft

• Also, he’d be in love with how your sweater was so big that i gave you sweaterpaws, as well as the drape of it over your form

• He’d just wanna put you in his pocket and take you everywhere with him

• HAND HOLDING OMFG LEAVE ME TO CRY ALONE

• “You look really nice”

In a nutshell, Jongho deserves the world

[hyetiny]

I have a thing for subby boys who love to suck on their doms’ tits, yes I’m talking about sub!woo or sub!yeo 👀 I know they’re that needy so I’ll just say something like ‘yes baby boy, does sucking on mommy’s tits get u off?’ ok I’m done attacking myself 😳

pls i used to have a boy who was very much into that and now i'm sad

yes yes omfg, subs who get off on pleasuring you >>>>

[derekmorganscrocs]

Nancy Drew 2x7 Thoughts While Watching

SPOILER ALERT!

I’m gonna cut down on how much I actually because I’m starting to find myself not enjoying the show as much. ANYWAY here we go:

Yo what’s up with the intro-

GIRL WHAT MAKES YALL THINK STAYING IN THE MURDER ROOM IS A GOOD IDEA- AND YOURE TAKING THE PHONE WHO TF

DUDE I HATE THE TWO MEAN GIRLS THEYRE SO UGH BITCH JEN IS DEAD. “LeT hEr OuT” SHE’S GONE

Ooh investigator Nancy! Oh, investigator Nancy... organizing files. Yay. Hole punching...

CARSON DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THE AGLACEA OMFG “wait- what?!”

CHRIST ODETTE WTF- George really said be gone thot! Nick is so concerned. AW BESS KNOWS NICKS COFFEE ORDER, BFFS! He knows, HE KNOWS!!

Nancy is like wtf are these girls doing here, how did they find me. She has disappointed big sister energy

The towels omg “it’s a little embarrassing.” Ace is so chill. AMANDA- HES so nervous omg wait. IS NANCY JEALOUS??? There’s no way ace isn’t crushing on Amanda omfg that was so cute he was so nervous awe

Nick and Ryan are hanging!!! Omg no they’re not they are not vibing rn. Ryan actually looking into the fam is lowkey impressive. Nick panicking rn “just trust me a little while longer pls” HIS VPICE THERE WOO

“It’s like downtown abbey” does this imply that ace watches that- ACE BABYSITTING!!! ACE IS BABYSITTING AYE DONT OFFEND MY MAN (lol baby white boy smile) “he watches downtown abbey” sent me

NOT THE NICK/GEORGE ARGUMENT “your eye bags could carry groceries” odette go away ma’am. Your time here is done bye bye

“Gimme a dollar, to engage my services” PSH PLS SUPPORTIVE BOYFRIENDS! Caryan vibez <3 (satire, I ship them as a joke, but they’re co-parenting for sure) (Ryan flipping through his wallet pls) MY MAN CARSON GOING FOR THE FITTYS “btw that’s why my father is so... messed up.” espionage ryan! NO HES SO CONCERNED FOR NANCY OK DADDY RYAN! WAIT THAT CAME OUT WRONG

george is the voice of reason here omg “ghosts can’t be your go to.” YES LOGIC! OH RICH GIRL BESS COME THRU!

Sleuth sisters are my dream crew

Ace is failing at babysitting. “Help me” NICK AND ACE BRO-PARENTING COLLEGE GIRLS OMFG

creepy mini elevator- dumb waiter my bad. My hero girls! Pls the basement is scary. Sleuth sisters! I’m calling them that now. BLOOD

SERIAL KILLER I TOLD YALL I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! A WHITE MAN, NO! (Y’all see what I did there, yk where that’s from) Jk but men are pretty scary sometimes-

GHOST SCAM! Genius dude. lol heyyy Amanda remember that time we saved you??? “A thief not a hacker” I KNKW A HACKER

“You don’t cook pancakes in the oven, who raised you-“ SMOKE ALARM! “ACE pls don’t go, pls” STOP THE BRO-PARENTING FAILURE PLS-

AM I WATCHING THEM FALL IN LOVE RN SPAIN NO S FRICK THATS MY MAN YALL IM CRYING.

THATS GEORGE OMFG WHAT THE FUCK GIRL WHAT oh she’s gonna have to tell them abt odette

George has voodoo powers or something I swear. “You did an exorcism without me?” I LOVE BESS’ GREEN SHIRT ONG ITS SO CUTE. “Odette can you hear us!?”

OH NO NICK IS GONNA GET DR. PHILLED BY COLLEGE GIRLS- worried bf moment awww NICK AND GEORGE ARE SWEET!

“Before you can say jawline” BESS STOP WE DONT LIKE TAMARA OR HIS EXCELLENT JAWLINE! FRENCH ACCENT OK WHAT “no, Bess. That’s odette” sassy Nancy omg. Not the hellhounds- SHES A MURDERER

SMORT NANCY! GPS tracking. A bus station? AW BIG SIS NANCY! aw this poor girl, and Nancy relation y’all me too. pls Nancy sharing her tragic backstory. If we don’t get updates on this girl and Nancy and Jen being friends I’ll be sad.

“you ran back to daddy the first chance you got” NICK OK “some sob story about max the bully” nick pls- RYAN SOB STORY HAS ME SOBBING. No I cannot bond with him he’s a bad guy. BUT HE CARES ABOUT NANCY. NICK AND RYAN DUO IS GOOD!! MORE.

GEORGE CRYING ONG “he wakes up every night screaming. He has nightmares of me dying in his arms” STOP. Bess standing up to odette es my girl bess coming in clutch.

ACE CHECKING ON HIS COMPUTER PATIENT. “The flirting wasn’t a ruse” why did I say ow. Like actually I said ow. I knkw he’s fictional but my brain doesn’t seem to comprehend.

WHAT BESS YOURE MARRIED

SISTER:

“He’s going to his bfs house!” When Ryan ditches nick, she thinks he’s going to ask Carson for help

She almost burned her hand off in the hot air from a bag of popcorn, I can’t with this bish

“Oh is that spider woobs!”

“Y’all gonna die- George already died once like this week too-“

[darkmulti]

Yandere!Ateez Reaction

When you break up with them

Scenario: you’re sick and tired of your boyfriend being overly possessive of you, so you decide to break it off.

Y’all this took so long to write omfg

Yandere!ateez when you break up and get back together with your ex

⚠️Warnings: Blowjobs, angst, animal cruelty, violence, mentions of non consensual sex, kidnapping, Somnophilia

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Hongjoong

Funny. Very funny. Hongjoong would be mad, of course but he would let you go. Only to then stalk you and become more obsessed with you. He would come up with a plan where you would have to beg on your knees, to not make him do something that could potentially kick you out of university. He would blackmail you. He would take some pictures of you asking help from the professor after class and frame it like you guys have a relationship.

If you talked to another guy, the next morning you see on the news that guy is missing. You knew Hongjoong was insane but not this insane. Plus you thought Hongjoong had already moved on with his life. He looked happy and even said hi to you when he saw you. It was going well until he blackmailed you.

You saw Hongjoong as you entered in the science building and quickly ran so he wouldn’t see you. Unfortunately for you, he did see you. So when you thought you had cover he came out of nowhere and pulled you into a classroom.

“Ow what the hell?!”

“Knees now”

“No”

Hongjoong looked at you. He moved closer with his hand coming onto your neck.

“Hongjoong stop, we’re done. I’m over you please.”

“You might be over me but I’m not over you. And you won’t be over me for long. But like I said before, knees. You know how mad daddy gets when you don’t obey him.”

You got on your knees and your whole body was shaking. You inhaled as he unbuckled his belt and you took him all in.

“That’s a good girl. You can’t breakup with me. I own you. Your mine.”

Seonghwa

Seongwha would be “upset” but he would let you go. At first you really wanted to apologize and get back together with him, but when you were walking towards him, he pulled a girl towards him and kissed her. You were jealous yes, but glad to see he moved on. And since he moved on your allowed to move on too, right?

And so you did. You finally talked to some of your other male friends since Seonghwa didn’t let you talk to them while you were dating. Especially one that would get really close and touchy with you.

Baekhyun.

Seonghwa never liked him because of how close you two were. Not only that but you did date him in the past and was well aware he still had feelings for you.

But when you and Baekhyun were walking to class and Seonghwa had saw you both, his blood boiled. He was eyeing you guys all the time and when you caught him, you furrowed your eyebrows and sent an awkward smile.

Inside he was burning with jealousy, but he knew he couldn’t do anything about it. His fake girlfriend plan backfired because he thought you would get jealous and would crawl right back to him.

But you didn’t.

Seonghwa knows he messed up big time, but assured himself that you’ll be underneath him in no time.

Yunho

Very, very sad when you broke up with him. Yeah he wouldn’t let you talk to any other guy, but he didn’t know it would cause you to break up with him.

He would try to apologize over and over and tell you he won’t ever do it again, but when you rejected, big baby broke down into tears.

After your breakup, Yunho went very cold towards everyone. He wouldn’t talk to anyone, sometimes he wouldn’t show up to class.

You got really worried and you felt so guilty. Was this your fault, because you broke his heart? Or was this his plan to guilt trip you?

You still felt bad and went over to yunho’s house after school to see if he’s okay.

You press the door bell and wait. A couple seconds later yunho stands in front of you with red eyes. He had been crying. You looked up at him and immediately hugged him apologizing.

“I’m sorry I broke up with you, I didn’t expect it to take such a toll on you.”

“I missed you so much Y/N, I love you so much of course it took a toll on me!”

He said as he squeezed you.

But inside this is exactly what he wanted. He wanted to manipulate you so that you would come back to him and now he won’t let go.

Yeosang

You think you can break up with him like that?

I think the fuck not.

He would look at you and just laugh. You’re joking right? You needed him to survive. He was you master and you do everything to please him.

Yeosang was cruel. When you didn’t obey him he would hurt animals and it was too much for your soft heart that you would go on your knees and beg him to stop hurting them.

And when you did that, you had to give him your full submission. But you were tired of all of it. So your definition of breaking up was actually running away. You left everything there and took only cash with you.

And from there you never heard of him again.

(Ik this a pretty shit ending but there’s gonna be a part 2 reaction connecting to this so,,,,, hold your butts)

San

Again.

It’s hilarious.

You can’t escape Satan.

Your gonna be trapped with him for the rest of your life.

The worst part is San is violent.

He will hurt people, especially males that talk to you.

And when you disobey him, he will punish you until you pass out.

He’ll do things to you without consent. He’ll do things to you while you’re unconscious.

Why?

Because your his

He owns you and he can do whatever he wants with you and your body. He also expects full submission from you.

And when you breakdown crying saying your done with him, it was a huge turn on.

He was just gonna punish you harder then usual for threatening to leave him. But your knocked him out with a vase and ran away.

But he’ll catch you, and he’ll punish conscious and unconscious to teach you that, no one can runaway from Choi San.

Mingi

He’s like yunho. Manipulative. But he’s also a stalker.

When he ask you why were you breaking up with him, he knows exactly why, but he wanted to tell you how “insecure” he was so you would understand and feel bad for breaking up with him.

And that’s exactly what happened. You were trapped with guilt. “He was just insecure Y/N. don’t be a little bitch and try to understand him. Your also insecure too. Have a little empathy.” You thought to yourself.

You gave mingi another chance, not knowing that’s exactly what he wanted.

Wooyoung

Wooyoung would try to make you jealous. He easily got another girlfriend and whenever he saw you he would just pull her in and kiss her.

You did notice it, but pretended you didn’t. You remained unbothered because you finally felt free to do whatever you want. In fact you got asked out by Taemin. (aka god).

Taemin has asked you out after you broke up with Woo and it shocked you that he liked you. Since Wooyoung had moved on, you felt like you could too.

So you said yes and walked away with a bright smile on your face.

You headed towards your locker where Wooyoung was also there and asked why you were smiling.

You told him Taemin had asked you out and wooyoung immediately went closer to you looking into your eyes.

“Did you say yes?”

“Uhh, yeah.”

“Y/N you know he’s a playboy.”

“Yeah and so are you. I don’t mind. I need a bigger dick in my life.”

With that you slammed your locker and left him, with his mouth wide open.

“Just wait, you little one.”

Wooyoung sourly mumbled.

[darkicedragon]

Arcane: League of Legends eps 7-9, yesssss.

HELLO. HI BAT PERSON. WHAT’S YOUR NAME. NO? OKAY, PLEASE LET ME KNOW SOON.

Ekkkkooooo.

Loving Ekko and Vi’s banter, damn.

HUUUUUG. So cute!

VIKTOR DISAPPEARS FOR DAYS OR SOMETHING AND JAYCE JUST SHRUGS IT OFF?? 

Dang, working on his hammer though, nice.

Owowowowoow, Jinx stapling her leg together. D:

Daaaamn, Vi hasn’t seen sun in a while.

“I can still reach her.” ;w;

The muraaaallll!

“I’m from the undercity.” Ouch.

Good intro for the new underground council/controllers, and then die, pfft.

Caitlin, nooooo.

Vi just keeps staring at Cait. It’s great.

Yaaaaaas, Viktor sees Jinx’s inventions! I’d like them to meet each other and be science buddies.

....Ow, Mel and Jayce are literally talking over Viktor.

Viktor. Viktorviktorvikrot, why are you just - damn, I’d REALLY like Jinx and him to geek out over inventions now.

“I can’t leave her” Aaaaaah, good.

Hug for Caaaait. Cheeck carresssss!!

How did Cait get hurt in the leg?

I’m surprised boy saviour wasn’t about Jayce, ahah.

And of course, the music video, haha.

Mel’s mum is freaking cooool! >8O

Awww, Silco.

Aaaah, dang, Jinx had the gem.

THEY JUST - LEFT THE BODIES? NO-ONE DID ANYTHING ABOUT THEM??

MAMA CAIT IS FREAKING AWESOME.

Time to see floor of conspiracy, Vi, ahah. 

Could Vi get some medical attention too? qwq

Mama Mel is huuuuuge.

Dang, Howl Pendragon?

Awwww, Vi and Cait sharing the bed.

You didn’t do anything!

Viiiiii, aaaaaah. And of course it’s raining, aaaaaah.

Viktor, where are your shoes. They’re metal, aaaah. HE’S RUNNING, AAAAAH!

Awwwww, Sky’s first thought was to try and save him!

Bye Sky. ;n; You had a nice two scenes with him. ;n;

Damn, Jayce really does get yanked along by EVERYONE huh.

Does Jayce even know how to use his hammer.

....Good job, Jayce. You did real good.

Aaaahahaha, Jinx sees Cait naked before Vi does. (Maybe. They could have done something off screen)

Woo, Jayce finally does something by closing the kid’s eyelids.

Awwww, Viktor trying to break the hexcore.

Awwwwwww, he’s scattering Sky’s ashes. ;-; So, uh. No-one knows what happened to her, huh. ‘Hey, have you seen Sky recently?’ ‘Oh. I think she went to visit family?’

OH GOOD, JAYCE PAID BACK THE ALMOST STEPPING OFF AN EDGE AT LEAST.

Damn, Finn really didn’t last very long.

Okay, fine, Jayce actually doing a political play for once, and it’s going through.

HEIMDUDE, NO, SHUT UP, OMFG.

A Vander statue, aaaah. .....Welp, good choice, Silco.

Vander hallucination, aaaaah.

Daaamn, the lighting is so nice in Vi’s fight!

Yoooo, Jayce is stepping down? And Viktor’s there! ...So, uh. Jayce isn’t going to question Viktor’s footsteps sound different? Or why Viktor is suddenly wearing gloves? Has Jayce even gone back and seen the hexcore is different from the last time he saw it?

Vi’s so concerned about Cait. qwq

Yeah, a little unsurprised she eventually killed Silco. It would have been suuuper bad if she’d killed Vi.

Awww, she’s sitting in the Jinx chair. ;-;

OH BOY

Jinx just keeps doing this, huh. Things are working out, and then she blows something up that shoots it all out of the water. qwq

[due4amiracle]

Day 168

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Tomorrow: Throw one thing away, read two chapters, dailies, write on longform (either), one episode of WIXOSS.

Throw one thing away - Changed trash next to my bed, and in the bathroom, and broke down a box!!

Read two chapters - Oooof i can't wait for this guy, Titus, to die. They've been building up for it, and building up for it, i just. i can't wait, he's such a piece of absolute shit. Oof. Have another book on hold, currently, so i went and figured out - at two chapters a day - how long it's going to take me to finish the book. 9 days! Totally doable. The other book is checked out for 21 days, so i'll have 12 days left, which gives me 24 chapters, or so. Depends on how many chapters there are in the book.

Dailies - Done! Wasn't going to do rolls, save up for a 10-pull even though i've been told that singles are the way to go (i feel like i'm getting way less Good Things) but i pulled - and got a bow. ಥ﹏ಥ It's ok, it's ok. There's multiple days left on the banner, and it coming back 'round PROVES they cycle them 'round! So it's fine! :D

Write on longform (either) - 406 words! Woo! Almost done!!! :D ...Then we get started on the next! Hahaa >_>;;;;

One episode of WIXOSS - SUZUKO! *GASP*! Tamaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY fuck level 5. Carnival. LEVEL. FUCKING. FIVE?! Shit. Suzu please. PLEASE DO THIS YES!  WIN! PLEASEEEE!!!!!!!! FUCK. Fuck shit fuck! ....Riru...Meru....ಥ﹏ಥ  Kiyoi-san! You got this! i believe! Tama, of course, kicks ass, takes names, and destroys ALL. Find...the door...oh shit. Ohhhh shit. Ok Carnival and Tama are going to have to fight, so that Tama destroys Carnival - AGAIN. OK Carnival is officially WAY too wild. Phew. Holy shit Kiyoi-san ...did it?! OMG! Kiyoi-san and... Tama.... T H E M E M O R Y C O I N S omfg i can't wait until tomorrow ಥ﹏ಥ THE LAST EPISODE!... Oh gods i'm gonna sob like a baby... i spent a bit of time and cleaned up my PTW list a TINY bit, went from 27 to 16 in Spring 2017...haha fuck i'm so behind >_>;; But that's ok! Think i might watch the 'second season' of Gate next. :3c That, of course, is up for debate...hm...

Other things -

Solo Leveling - "Fuck Off" THAT'S MAH BOI you know Jinwoo is COMIN' FOR YOU DON'T WORRY BOI JUST HOLD OUT! "my King!" what a cutie, stop. And yes, King is Angy. That grin 'you shoulda fucked off when i told you to...' TEEHEE! This is gonna be INTERESTING!

Watched a lot of youtube vids, just a random assortment of Stuff.

Got another load of laundry done.

And that was that, tbph. It was a pretty decent day.

Food: A Liquid: A Pain: B Headache hands ache achy all over. Brain: B Did not sleep well, was up and roly-polying a lot, hard to get comfy, too warm too cold to pain to BLAH. But the wake up was fabulous. i got everything done and still had so much time to get things i wanted to get done, done! Fabulous~

Tomorrow: Throw one thing away, read two chapters, dailies, write on longform (either), one episode of WIXOSS.

Ever Onwards and Upwards~!

[hardlystrictlystarwars]

AHHHHHHH OMFG 🥰💕

Ah omfg this was a great gift to come back to!!! Thank you(every single one of you)! When I started posting to this blog back in April I never would’ve imagined that somebody would actually enjoy what I wrote. BUT HErE WE FREaKING ARE!!! 

If I could, I would give every single one of you a hug. I have found this blog and writing to be very therapeutic and I hope that in the future anything I post/reblog can do even a fraction of what it has done for me. 

As a 100 follower celebration(this might be a little cliche) I’ve posted a bunch of numbered prompts down below that I’ve collected from pinterest, tumblr and other places. If you want to request one just send one in(preferably with a character I’ve written for before) I don’t know how long this will take me but I promise I will do all of them(You can also send one in anonymously if you don’t want ur @ attached to it).

“You’re just not the same anymore”

“Don’t look at me like that”

"Promise we'll meet again?"

“Don’t leave”

"I'll forgive the galaxy, because you're in it"

“your kisses mean the world to me.”

“just one more kiss.” “i can’t. i’ll be late for work.”

‘’you can’t claim to love someone, and then go and do what you just did.’’ 

“What made you change sides?”

"When did you stop loving me?"

"You left without saying goodbye."

"For once in your life, do what you want! Be selfish!"

"This is the third time you've broken a promise to me, I'm starting to think you are doing it on purpose."

"I know you're tired, but you have to stay awake."

"If I asked you to stay, would you?"

"I can braid your hair for you- I mean, only if you want."

''i don't know if i can do this.'' ''you can, and you will. just put on your best smile. you'll woo [them]. just like you wooed me.'' 

“Those things I said to you...I just wish I could go back and stop myself from ever saying them.” “There are things I regret too. But we’re here now. Together.”

“People can stay, you know? It’s possible.” 

" Yeah we're together, just not right now. "

“You left!”

“Do you have any idea on what you’ve done?”

“Is that a threat?” “Its a promise.”

“It’s nice that your voice was the first thing I heard today.”

“It’s pouring rain, why are you here?”

“Please don’t make me choose.”

“Are you drunk?” “...No.”

[you-need-a-jello-shot]

a really really long post about Vicki’s final show (seriously its so long)

It’s like everything that I can remember from the performance - not really focused on vicki btw but she is in there a lot dw

In megasix Danielle winked at the audience and I don't think I've ever been so suddenly attracted to someone

Also Danielle!Parr walks like a fucking gazelle she puts so much grace and power into every step I am ASTOUNDED

Also if the whole cast would please stop smirking like that at the audience throughout the whole of Ex wives thatd be great cos I would like to leave the theatre with some of my being in tact

They kept giving eachother cute little eye contact and doing cute little things with Vicki (mostly Vicki + Collette)

Ngl I could not look away from Collette the whole time she plays Aragon like that one popular girl at school who knows they’re better than you and you agree - she is SUCH a queen bee. Like she doesn't smile she smirks at you. her eyebrow just flicks UP and my heart explodes

Also genuinely just seems more relaxed in that role compared to the first time I saw her

I JUST REMEMBERED THAT DURING NO WAY SHE WENT "MEOW" AT THE AUDIENCE I AM SO FUCKIN GAY idk how to explain which bit was at but basically at 1:17 in the recorded version when Renée says like "woo!" Collette does the meow instead and oof

After every song the audience literally would not stop clapping for like a solid 10-15 seconds

Courtney omfg she is so perfect as Boleyn she has this little shit grin on her face throughout like she just roasted the fuck outta you and I love it she sells it sO well

"he must have really liked my head...." aND THEN SHE DOES THE THING WITH THE MICROPHONE IT WAS SO FUNNY

Not exactly feral but has so much energy like idk how she does it in that costume with those lights on she must get so fuckin hot like I was hot and I was wearing a crop top (yes I know it's cold out but I'm hardcore so it's fine)

Also I don’t remember when it was but I think Boleyn said something sassy about getting her head chopped off again and she and vicki did a little fistbump in the back it was c u t e. I think court and vic really try to remind everyone boleyn and howard were actually cousins

Hana Seymour is Adorable

Like she just seems like a young version of Natalie's Seymour, which is appropriate cos she is one of the younger queen's . When she said "really, really old school" she dragged out the laughter after and looked so proud of herself

When giving her speech about how she had it easy, Nat!Seymour seems genuinely hurt by what the queen's say about her. Like she constantly has the pain of it on her mind. Whilst Hana!Seymour seems to just laugh a long a bit, rolling her eyes and stuff like it doesn't really affect her that much. Maybe her version is just more at peace with it.

Anyway we've decided to Stan because her heart of stone was so fuckin perfect like she kept looking like she was going to break down and start crying I genuinely thought she was going to but then she sang the next line with such ferocity and it totally went with the theme of the song

As always Haus of Holbein was chaotic as shit. At one point one of them started doing the Criss cross thing with their knees and then literally all of them started doing it it was great. also Danielle does fingerguns as she goes across the stage and then leaps like a ballet dance its fuckin great.

Cherelle was actually so frickin good as well!!! I didn't really know what to expect from her but I she actually puts so much thought into her performance. She has so many little mannerisms that are so funny

Can't think of many but she keeps going back to the same person on the right side of the stage "oh. You again."

Actually made me realise how little speaking lines Cleves has outside of her song I think

ALSO when Parr and Aragon are pretending to be dudes in a club going up to Cleves tHEY HAVE A HAND SHAKE AND COLLETTE HAD HER TONGUE IN HER CHEEK AND IM LIKE WHY AM I ATTRACTED TO THAT WTF

Vicki's Howard is was literally so perfect. I wasn't sure what to expect cos I've only ever seen her as Boleyn so I've seen her at peak chaos. But omg she literally made me forget she was Vicki she just seemed so SmOl. But she was also definitely a Brat Kat.

When Parr pushed her forward the audience cheered she was like "aw thanks" and flicked her hair over her shoulder.

I think I might even do a separate post of just her performance cos omf I have a lot to say

OKAY SO THIS WAS MY FAVOURITE BIt

Idk if it's cos Vicki had just done AYWD for the last time or cos it was so close to the end or what but idk the chaos energy just seemed to be AMPed

When they're prompting Parr to start and theyre all posed with their arms outstretched they held that for SO long and it was so awkward and hilarious omfg cos Danielle went to sing and then didn't and it was great

And then she was like "nah I'm good" and then everyone just kind of deflated and then band kinda tapered off and it was ALSO long

And then Aragon was like ".... :D" and tries to rehold the position even though no one else is and Howard comes forward and is like "n..no" and puts her arms down it was so fuckin funny

Then Anne was just like "wot"

When Vicki said "oh I'm Catherine Parr I draw lines in arbitrary places" she mimicked Danielle's voice and made it really deep and breathy LMAO

And then when they were all in the group arguing on stage about Parr not singing and Danielle's just there looking at the audience like :/ Howard just yelled "I SANG FOR 7 MINUTES"

And then Aragon turned round and was like "I'm so sorry about this" to the audience

And Danielle really made it seem like Parr was fully just going off randomly and it wasn't planned like she was thinking about what to say before she said anything like "um... Okay... Uh... Okay well - bit of context - I've actually had my fair share of marriages"

Also DANIELLE STEERS' SINGING VOICE IS THE SEXIEST THING

It's so breathy and deep and I oop

Like damn she just seems like the softest parr

Idk how to explain it but she was soft and wholesome but also had so much power like ma'am..... her parr just seems like the chillest person

Anyway they just were having so much fucking FUN by the end they were just fully going for it it was great to watch

And then Danielle gave a really great speech and called Vicki a firecracker and Collette was like "if you ever wanna see her silly little face again catch her on tour" and I :)))

And then they gave her flowers and started doing the megasix and the fucking POWER CUT OUT AND EVERYONE WAS JUST LIKE ...

And Courtney literally started pissing herself and started singing the song like a rugby lad and everyone joined in it was peak culture

Anyway yea that was that

[axther]

For CH/JJBA Basic info: straight female, 5'4, Scorpio! If it matters my mbdi is debater, which I think is accurate. I'm a bit curvy/soft and I have really long wavy hair and glasses. Now for fun stuff! I'm a split between being very hyperactive (almost like a puppy lmao) or very quiet (not shy, but more indifferent. I've been told I'm intimidating) I'm into polyrelationships so the more boys the merrier. I like hiking and sports when I'm with people but don't do it by myself cause it's boring. 1

HERE’S UR FOOD QUEEN. also tumblr got me fucked up w no CH gifs :(

Cute Earth High Defense Club Love (Season One) V1

#1 is…Atsushi! 

He’s the most normal out of all the characters, to be honest

When he sees you, it’s nothing spectacularity radiant, per se

There’s a pretty girl in his school! cool! 

The strangest part is that it’s an all-boys school, so naturally, he’s confused

Through a series of plot shenanigans, you’re there as an exchange student

And he’s been told he has to help you get settled!! 

He introduces you to the Earth Defense Club, and slowly you two grow acclimated with each other 

While you’re friendly to everyone else, there’s something different between you and him 

It’s chemistry, and even Ryuu wouldn’t dare poke it 

One afternoon, someone asks you out via love letter, all the extra stuff

And you turn them down as politely as you can 

But thanks to the indifference, the boy gets offended 

He turns into a letter-shaped monster, and the Battle Lovers have to step in 

Atsushi is both appalled and terrified 

Did the monster hurt you??

Why did the monster appear around you? 

Was it something to do with you? 

He spends half of the battle just covering you 

And once the monster starts spewing slander, Atsushi is having none of it.

Whatever the monster says, Atsushi refutes, defending you until the rest of the battle is at a standstill and he’s just bickering with the monster. 

Eventually, Atsushi practically makes the monster choke on respect women juice, and on behalf of the passed out student, Atsushi begins apologising non-stop to you

You’re confused as hell 

The internet-famous Battle Lovers know you??

All you can see is the blurred out faces, and the blue one, the self-declared Piercing Prince, Epinard, seems to be constantly hanging over you 

And honestly 

He’s a cutie 

This results in a sailor moon-esque situation 

Where you have a crush on Epinard, Atsushi has a crush on you, and he’s miserable upon realising what he’s done 

Does he reveal that he’s Epinard???

Honestly, probably not on purpose  

I can absolutely see them talking about it and he’s like ‘do i always have to yell out im Epindard’ and he turns and sees you 

And you’re like ‘????? excuse me???’ 

Which results in more shenanigans 

#2 is…Yumoto! 

babey boye 

He falls for the flirting every time 

He reciprocates as best as he can, but for the most part, it’s just him being soft 

He hugs you so much omfg 

It gives Wombat a break, and though you don’t know he’s a talking wombat, he’s all for you being there 

What’s interesting is that he’s telling everyone he’s gonna marry you

And since most of the ppl in the school are bros, no one’s told you 

Which gets awkward 

Because he’s 200% told you that he loves you 

But you take it as ‘:D! I love platonic love between my Friends! :D!’ 

So it becomes a Situation that everyone gets second-hand embarrassment from 

Yumoto has told his brother that he’s gonna marry you and you’d be the bathhouse’s Okami 

But you’re thrown for a loop when Gora asks you when you and Yumoto started dating 

And you’re like ‘??????’ 

This results in a brief but stern conversation between Gora and Yumoto 

And Yumoto feels guilty, of course

But you’re so sweet! And you flirt with him!! Doesn’t that mean you like him??

It’s a bit of a wakeup call, but he’s still only got two brain cells

You gotta cut him some slack 

For about a day, he chills out, though he’s melancholy 

After that he’s back to being oblivious and sweet 

#3 is…Kinshiro! 

Did someone say ‘emotionally constipated teenager who’s in a rivalry with his childhood best friend for the girl they like but he has no idea how to approach her due to the fact stated above (he is emotionally constipated)’???

no????

Ok that’s valid

But you want a polyamorous relationship???

He and Atsushi are gonna be your best bet. 

This boye is completely lost when it comes to wooing you 

He thinks you’re graceful in a quiet sense

And while you’re a flirt and a meme lord, you’re also yourself 

Ibushi notices almost off the bat 

And he’s like ‘my guy, my dude...my cousin??? Fr???’ 

Kinshiro is crazy confused and embarrassed 

He’s always considered himself to have tunnel vision

But then you pass by and he gets a whiff of your shampoo and 

Oh no 

he gets kinda lightheaded and blushy but wipes it away fast 

Whenever you pop by to say hi to Ibushi he completely freezes 

Like he just stops moving altogether

 It’s something you, Ibushi, and Akoya have noticed 

Y’all exchange glances every time he freezes while sipping tea 

The MOMENT he realises you like Epinard he gets lowkey pissed

 Do you seriously like that barbaric, stupid Battle Lover??

He’s like ‘I’m elite, graceful, rich. I’m the better choice :(‘ 

Make him drink just a bit of respect women juice 

But he’ll be very, very soft for you

And after he finds out about Atsushi being Epinard and Atsushi likes you?? 

Well, it’s two birds with one stone 

He’ll do his best to hint that he likes you, but Akoya and Ibushi have to help him along 

Especially Ibushi, since he’s your cousin 

Get ready for a flood of thoughtful but expensive gifts

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure V2 

(Note: If you want a poly relationship, all three of these lads have convenient best friends...👀)

#1 is…Josuke!! 

Mans is a himbo (refer to chat) 

Sure he’s got like, one brain cell, but it’s dedicated to you!! 

He’s a bit of a flirt, too, so be ready to fend off the fangirls 

Since fangirls in the 90’s were chiller than ones in, say, the 80’s, they mostly respect that he’s got a girlfriend 

But the moment one of them tries to hurt a hair on your head, it’s game over 

Now

The thing about it is that you get shy 

But your shy is looking scary as hell 

So all they see is a glare that would make the devil run, and they bail 

Josuke relates to your fear of bugs!!

He’s not fond of turtles, so you guys can have each other’s back!! 

If you want to draw him something, he can and will frame it in the best frame he can convince Joseph to buy 

Is it gold foil?? Maybe 

Before y’all get together, he pines like no other 

He’ll start frequenting places you go to just because he wants to see you

And he doesn’t think it’s creepy but gets worried that you will 

But he thinks you’re incredible 

It’s something makes him short circuit a bit 

You: :) 

Josuke: Now Playing: Beautiful Girl (Alternate Version) [Tempo Track] - Jimmie Thompson, Gene Kelly & Lennie Hayton (Singin’ In The Rain) (1952) 

#2 is…Johnny!

Southern boye drank his respect women juice after he got shot 

And once he sees you???

He CHUGS it 

First off this is like the late 1880’s so anyone who bathes is probably stellar 

So he, too, has the Joestar Blessing of having Beautiful Girl play on repeat 

But as soon as you start flirting???

He’s GONE 

I mean this in the most literal sense 

He’s a good Christian boye (theoretically) 

So once you talk about dating him he flushes bright red

He’s aware that you’re just flirting, but oh hmmm 

He starts crushing fast 

Plus if you don’t judge him or think he’s weaker for being in a wheelchair? 

Give him a second he’s trying to find a ring 

He might be in a wheelchair but he’s in no way inadequate, if you get what I mean 👀

(who am I kidding, of course you do) 

Considering that memes weren’t much of the thing in the 1800’s if you find some, he probably wouldn’t understand them 

But he does enjoy when you play the piano 

But let’s say there’s a stand attack

And you just bust out knives??? 

instant boner 

#3 is… Joseph!

Flirt, but times two 

Y’all make anyone blush 

No one’s safe 

And with each other??

It can get foul, fast 

Does Lisa Lisa step in?? 

No, not really 

She’s not gonna interfere at Joseph’s chances of getting laid 

Plus she approves so!! 

Catch him trying to flex while you’re around 

Be it him trying to beat Cesar’s ass (and failing) or literally flexing, he wants to impress you 

And while he knows that you’re a flirt for the sake of being one, he also gets a bit nervous when you flirt with others

Especially if he hasn’t confessed, actually confessed, yet

Plus, he’s got a special arm 👀

Y’all know what’s up 

@matchupdomain @peeshposheddie

[dellinah]

Go ahead and cry little girl Nobody does it like you do I know how much it matters to you I know that you’ve got daddy issues And I do to

This one hurts my eyes bc it’s so bad especially after I actually liked my last drawing buuut oh well. I actually posed for this one and used my pic as a base so if it’s ugly I blame myself oof. This is what happens when you design your fursona when you’re 14 and refuse to redo it bc you get attached to it and by the time you realize what you’ve done you friends have drawn her and you’ve drawn her so much and now you’re stuck with it bc you can’t picture yourself as anything else. Oof

But yeah my fursona is a wolf with a lion tail whose colors are pink and blue fight me. Last time I drew her I forgot to color her blue ear sooo I’m happy I remembered that now. I usually don’t make her neon don’t worry haha I’m just still in love with the black bg aesthetic.

Uh anyway I was editing with Daddy Issues by The Neighborhood and when I got tired of it I was like hey I really like this song and fUcK mE bc it’s probably problematic to relate to it oof so i got my tablet and did this bc i couldn’t sleep anyway

HONESTLY I joke about having daddy issues a lot for someone who has such a good dad omfg,,, its a self fulling joke if you think of “daddy” issues not as in father but as in the other kind. I ALSO JOKE ABOUT BEING HEARTBROKEN A LOT FOR SOMEONE WHO HAS NEVER HAD A SO I REALIZE. Oof.

Blehh trauma woo. I guess I relate to that song in a way that I can’t explain without oversharing so just take my word for it.

Haven’t quite been myself this past week for a multide of reasons... Most involve being uncertain of what I feel, not knowing what others feel, and bc I don’t know what I want and don’t know what things will be like so idk what to strive for. So if anyone has a spare crystal ball that can see the future send it my way bc man could i use one rn

OOF this got pretty long for such a bad piece of art. I swear I’ll learn how to actually draw someday

maybe

[goddamnmuses-a]

Dan Watches: Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones

Alright so I did this for Episode I which you can find here. So.. here’s my weird.. live reaction/note taking/whatever this is.. to Episode ll. 

Alright so.. Once again the opening crawl is very politicy. 

Count Dooku I think is mentioned for the first time in it and Padme becomes a Senator instead of a Queen in it.. which.. is weird. 

The Naboo ships im not sure about.. I like the design but they seem too new and clean for being a prequel. That said they are owned by royalty so i can let it slide i guess. 

“I guess i was wrong, there was no danger at all” *EXPLOSION* ffs Jeff, you couldn’t keep your mouth shut? 

Nooooooo! Not.. Cordey? Omfg that was the worst death i’ve ever seen. Terribly acted. 

Ayy it’s the Jedi avengers, no but like why is like i presume the whole or half the jedi council in this meeting? Shouldn’t they have like 1 representative? 

Yooo thats live action Barriss Offee in the back... hey girrrll ;) 

actually she’s probably supposed to be like 13 or somehting so i take that back. 

 I love just all the traffic flying by the window

YOOOO it’s my boy Jar Jar aka Darth Plagueis the Wise, don’t @ me. 

Spice mines on the moon of Naboo you say? Isn’t Spice a drug but you mine for it.. there are drug miners in Star Wars.. good stuff. 

That elevator would be terrifying. 

Obiwan just like.. LOL I fell into a nest of Gundarks.. what a character I am. .. Love him. 

Anakin like “I haven’t seen her since i was underaged master.. now i can  get my fuck on!”

ALSO ITS BEEN 10 YEARS!?

“Ani you’ll always be that little boy” *Police sirens*

Anakins a little bitch

I think Jar Jar’s ears things are much longer.. but might just be me imagining things. 

She’s not forgotten you, she said your name.. you creep. 

Heeyy look it’s your custom star wars character Zam. 

Obiwan is so sassy

Anakin is pretty creepy towards Padme. 

Those worm things are naasty

Yo tbf that was some smooth lightsabering, they were like an inch tall and right up on Padme and he didnt even hurt her accidentally. I’d have killed her there. 

Obiwan just fucking dives out the window like its nothing. Mad man. 

Zam is the worst, instead of shooting Obiwan she shoots her own damn droid. 

Damn it Anakin, he’s told you to stay away from power couplings. 

Obiwan is just gonna be like “FFS ANAKIN!” this entire movie... well.. Saga. 

I wonder how Jedi pick their robes because like some are very similar and then theres like a few that have darker leather stuff, it’s like there’s a jedi stylist or something.. Someone make that OC. 

 Amazing catch Obi. 

So Obiwan is his real name but he goes by Ben later on and then Ben Solo is named after him but shouldn’t it be Obiwan Solo? 

A changeling, she really is a custom character. 

Yoo that Twilek wasn’t stupidly thin, I’m here for Thicc Twilek. 

What species is Death Stick guy! I wanna know what he does with his life after he rethinks it

I hope it backfires and he’s like “Hey.. I could be doing so much more” and he ends up like the head of a crime family. 

She didnt even change.. so much for changeling. 

....she did when she died i take it back. 

Damn the background Jedi are ugly. 

I like how this shows that Palpatine has already begun manipulating Anakin. 

Still dont understand why Jedi see the balance being a good thing when it’s leaning heavily towards the light side right now. 

Anakin “IM READY FOR THE TRIALS!” .. you aint. You a moody bitch.

I like Padme’s dress. 

Anakin just got warned to back down because he’s being a creep. 

Omfg whats that rape face. 

Dormy or whatever her name is, better actress than Padme. 

Poncho! Cal approves. 

WOO ITS DEX!

Jawa Juice? Ew.

Wtf is the Rishi maze?

Dex suddenly went sinister at the end, why? 

Yess the librarian! She’s the best. I think she has a badass Order 66 story if im remembering correctly. 

She’s very sure about her records though.. calm down lady. 

“No droids” says the droid to the other droid. 

So i presume the head of the Jedi Council is always the one who looks after the younglings. 

Awwh the little babies and they’re all gonna get killed by Creep Vader. 

Yoda is so soft, good dad figure. Best boy. 

They elect queens on Naboo.. thats interesting. 

I love the Jedi fighter look. 

HOLD THE FUCK UP THEY DIDNT KNOW ABOUT KAMINO 

THERE WAS A FUCKING LONG NECKY ALIEN ON THE JEDI COUNCIL IN EP 1.. 

.... some bullshit. 

I should really look into Sifo Dyas

And Why are there not more Clones in Star Wars... 

Other than like.. .. spoilers for.. you know what nevermind. 

I DONT LIKE SAND! HE SAID THE THING

Anakin you creep

Why the fuck would Padme even lean in at all? He’s been nothing but a creep and she’s shown 0 interest in him at all so far. 

The Camino people are pretty chill. 

That was the first bit of actual chemistry between Padme and Anakin 

Omfg the pear, fuck off. 

Also forgot to comment but theres some clear like.. oohhhhhh moments im having with how order 66 got set up. 

Has Padme had an outfit change again?

She’s got her sexy outfit on to turn him down.. seems right. 

Her make up is a bit.. much

Sooo the force is weaker with the jedi because the light sides had it so good for so long that the force is trying to balance out and bring it back the other way, makes sense. 

It’s actually his connection to his mom that brings him towards the darkside to start.. nice. 

Padme trying to be inconspicuous is super conspicuous 

I like that the droid said okey dokey. 

YAAAAAAAAAAAAY WATTO

YAAAAY ANI SPEAKING HUTTESE

I love how Watto is happy to see Ani. 

Watto doesn’t deserve the shitty life he ended up with. 

Love some New Zealander up in my Star Wars. 

Seismic charges have such good sound design. 

Thats one hell of a missile. 

Eyyyyy it’s c3p0 it’s amazing how much i’d forgot of this. 

Tusken Raiders are dicks. They know sign language but they’re dicks. 

Even Anakin is like “These are good people”, good. They’ll raise your son. 

Is that general grevious’ voice? 

What the fuck are these aliens

Awwwh noooo she waited just to die in her sons arms. 

Tbf i’d go full darkside if someone tortured my mom. 

You know what.. this Ani is nothing like the ones from the cartoon, he seems like less of a whiney bitch in the clone wars but we’ll see.. 

Cleg Lars’ hover chair is pretty dope. 

Anakin got over hating Obi Wan real quick. 

Even captured Obiwan is a sassy boy. 

Jar Jar as badass as he is.. is basically putting the Sith Lord in charge. 

So far if you dont know that palpatine is the Sith there isnt really anything obvious telling you which is pretty interesting. 

Padme has had another outfit change, another iconic look. 

And so behind the adventures of r2 and c3po

C3PO had a costume change, he’s been watching Padme. 

The fake out they have you thinking Padme is covered in magma is pretty good

Okay then suddenly she loves him.

Also bye bye lightsaber

Genosians are pretty gross

In my head they were always the same as Toydarians for some reason

I like that bug monster, i remember killing them in one of the older battlefront games.. as maybe Aayla Sekura but maybe i made that up. 

Anakin surely got the best one to fight. He basically tames it.

The fucking peck on the cheek, was that needed? 

Droidekas are still cool as fuck. 

Suddenly Jedi. 

The Jedi that made it up to Dooku is terrible, he cant even reflect a few blaster blasts.

Well.. Jango lost his head. 

The smile on that green jedi’s face is beautiful, what a beautiful alien man. Kit Fisto.

Obiwan is an icon. 

Dooku is pretty reasonable all things considered. 

Woo clones!

“Around the survivors, a perimiter, create.” Yoda.. just speak normally damnit. 

Yoo what if Jaro Tapal shows up in the new Clone Wars cartoon season.. i’d lose my shit. 

I like Dooku’s bike. 

Anakin you dumb fuck. 

I always thought Dooku’s curved lightsaber was weird. 

Rey should have done this sick ass catching the lightning trick instead of the two lightsabers. 

Jedi flips all over the place woop. 

As obvious as it is that Palpatine is the hooded Sith, i feel like they dont show his full face because i feel like a little kid might not be able to tell. 

I kinda like how it shows a bunch of clones (the basic start of the stormtrooper) and then star destroyers and it’s like.. heres where the empire started. 

Aaaaaand they’re married? so yeah.. congrats Ani you creeped your way into being a husband. 

[ry-ra]

Terius Behind Me 7-8 (4) //Dropped//

I will react to this episode, so let’s go.

This is a flashback scene to the Candy incident and the tail is a really bad one. Tails are supposed to be inconspicuous, but this one is so obvious.

Agent #2 is also being inconspicuous, he literally spoke into his wrist... dude, your target is DEAD!

That is a heart wrenching dead scene here. Witnessing your love one die at cold blood. The same guy that’s killing now, is the one that killed Terius’ girl. Run, you handsome devil, beat the shit out of him. That was one awesome fight sequence. I think the tail was the one that shot him and how did HE survived that gunshot wound? Or it could be the NIS lady for all I care.

Flashback over... sadly.

Oh look. screaming kids! Lady, you should have spanked them when you still had a chance at raising decent kids... when you end up paying over $100 for cakes, you have failed as a parent... not shaming this actor whatsoever, it’s a shitty role she has to play, but these kids are beyond reform and their antics aren’t even funny... as a parent myself, it pisses me off. Raise your kid as you see fit, but when they become public enemy #1 it’s time to take a good look at yourself... shaming over.

Bon went for a run, but came back dry as day old bread... 

Honestly, he was a bit dramatic with the elevator door. Honestly, I’m using the word Honestly too much with this drama, honestly.

Why did she take a picture of the shipping box??? For what purpose if not for plot convenience? This neighbor is the next one to be dead.

Yeah, she’s annoying me too, sir.

 Bon tells her not to tell NIS, one guess at what she’s going to do... on, no need. The other guy saw Terius... 

“Comfort her instead of scolding her” - Hell, no. Scold her until her ears bleed!

Why are they trying to find the bag? Her boss knows that the bag is destroyed, so why the hell are they searching for the bag? It’s not like they’re trying to find a duplicate and switch the soiled bag... the boss knows! He even placed an order for a new one! All of this is for someone to see the number inside the bag! The boss also won’t tell her about the bag! Oh my fucking god this is frustrating me. Now she’s telling them about the secret room. She’s someone that studied IT, so she should be pretty smart, but this woman is just dumb.

How could there be a clue in the secret room she’s not allowed to enter!!! HOW? OMFG!!! She doesn’t know what’s in that room. It could be his secret drag room! LOL. I am so angry. Why is this bag taking so much air time!!!!

You know what she should have done? Sleep with him, she won’t have to sell her house (sorry, I’m getting pissed at this mediocre piece of shit of a drama).

WTF now! The neighbor is highlighting areas of the boss’ face that he got surgery on... seriously this drama isn’t even trying to be good. I really don’t care if he changed his whole face or if it’s important to the plot... 

“Do Woo is OK” - Yeah, I don’t think so. 

SKIP

The boss tells her not to come to the office while he’s gone... yeah, she’s going to come to the office. It was shown in the preview....

“Forget about the bag” ---- she will do the opposite...

Oh lord, I am over this drama so badly... So Ji Sub, you are amazing in this, not your fault... 

For the last fucking time! He told you to forget about the bag!!! You’re the idiot losing sleep over this... WTF is wrong with this lady’s head.

I’m not familiar with those keypads, but shouldn't it have timed out by now? After the 3rd time maybe? Either way... again an unimportant scene.

Oh my god you have got to be kidding me!!! She took pictures of ALL the bags and ALL their numbers inside and is making a spreadsheet... Oh my god.

She got kidnapped... Terius, just leave her be. Let her be someone else’s problem.

This concludes Terius Behind Me for me. I will be dropping this drama. You can throw me a nude pic of So Ji Sub and I still won’t watch this drama.

This drama was written by the same author who wrote Shopping King Louis and that one was also a piece of work, but the humor worked for that plot, but in this one it’s not. It’s a spy drama, with intrigue and suspense... I don’t want to see screaming kids, kids having a potty incident or even see the neighbors having their own thing... Ae Rin could have investigated had it generated from a hunch, instead of a fucking bag that got dragged for 40 minutes! Having her act like an idiot is also pissing me off! So many things in this drama pissed me off so it’s better to part ways with this drama for my sanity.

[ivanaskye]

hey I’ll continue posting my lotr liveblogs soon but I ALSO just started reading children of hurin and I’m dying

So I open this book and the first thing I see. “It is undeniable that there are a very great many readers of The Lord of the Rings for whom the legends of the Elder Days (as previously published in varying forms in The Silmarillion, Unfinished Tales, and The History of Middle-earth) are altogether unknown,” oh, oh honey, ahahahahahaha.

Hey stop mentioning other things I need to read (eg bolt). Stop, stop, I ALREADY HAVE A PROBLEM-

THERES A BIGGER FALL OF GONDOLIN,?

And yet I STILL cannot care one bit about beren and luthien. Sorry.

Ah yes, a forward AND an introduction. Classic

Time UNIMAGINABLY REMOTE... ohhh boy do I have bad news for u........ pls.... I’m the girl who’s used to thinking about 4.5billion years of /irl/ earth.... the first age is nothing...

Oh right Thingol’s gonna be in this book hhhhhhh ugh

WOO onto the book proper!

Ok gloredhel sounds SO SINDARIN... omg does house of hador speak sindarin.... ;-; FEELINGS.

Wait. WIAT. Waaaaaaait. TURIN AND TUOR ARE COUSINS. I. Um. How did I not knOW-

Also hurin short

Morgen was sOMEWHAT STERN OF MOOD AND PROUD. Mhmm. JUST SOMEWHAT.

Aaaaa Men ;-;. As w Rohan in rotk, I love these Men sooooo much more when I don’t feel pressured to identify as actually OF their kind

“There Turgon the King received them well, when he learned of their kin; for Hador was an Elf-friend, and Ulmo, moreover, had counselled Turgon to deal kindly with the sons of that House, from whom help should come to him at need.” Ulmo u are trying but Tuor still gets denied. Also how’d I lowkey forget these two saw Gondolin.

Maeglin stahp.

TURIN INHERITED MORWEN’S GOTH GENE

“when he returned his quick speech, full of strange words and jests and half-meanings, bewildered Túrin and made him uneasy.” This just in Turin is autistic and hurin is allistic I don’t make the rules,

“‘Fair as an Elf-child is Lalaith,’ said Húrin to Morwen; ‘but briefer, alas! And so fairer, maybe, or dearer.’” Kill m e,

....

The entire passage with Turin finding out Lalaith is dead is just. MORWEN. Morwen have u ever chilled even Once.

“‘Because Urwen is dead, and laughter is stilled in this house,’ she answered. ‘But you live, son of Morwen; and so does the Enemy who has done this to us.’”

MORWEN CALLS HIM SON OF MORWEN. Does she have drama in her veins instead f blood

“Húrin mourned openly, and he took up his harp and would make a song of lamentation; but he could not, and he broke his harp, and going out he lifted up his hand towards the North, crying: ‘Marrer of Middle-earth, would that I might see you face to face, and mar you as my lord Fingolfin did!’”

In which we find that Morwen did not take ALL the Extra in this book, there is plenty left to share. Also wait he served Fingolfin but right before he died???

Ok just everything abt the Men - who being mortal have more to lose - fighting for the elves gives me feelings

You can just FEEL the intense Second Kindred-ness on every page

THEN TURIN ASKED TO HIM, WHAT IS FATE.

I just. This family could actually compete with the Kholins on Extra-ness and THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING.

One chapter in and there’s already Mortality Discourse and I’m screaming aloud omfg

“From wounds /and griefs/ that would slay Men they may be healed;” This is. Relevant. The holding of joy closer than sorrow, to temper it....

Just. Hit home that this is like... the freakin... third, fourth generation of Edain? They so young.....

“My father is not afraid, and I will not be; or at least, as my mother, I will be afraid and not show it.’” CHECK OUT THIS BURN ON MORWEN FOLKS

AND HE WISHES HE WAS ONE OF THE ELDAR AND /FOR THAT REASON/ WANTS TO MEET THEM. Out of. Wishing. And jealousy. DRAGS HANDS DOWN OVER FACE. Reading this book is not a quiet affair.

“‘They are a fair folk and wonderful, and they have a power over the hearts of Men. And yet I think sometimes that it might have been better if we had never met them, but had walked in lowlier ways. For already they are ancient in knowledge; and they are proud and enduring. In their light we are dimmed, or we burn with too quick a flame, and the weight of our doom lies the heavier on us.’”

LIES DOWN, D I E S.

“in the year that cannot be forgotten.” Oh look the narrator is super extra too

MORWEN IS SUCH A. Such a force to be reckoned with tbh.

Wait is that THAT sword. Already???

Oh it’s not but there is foreshadowing.

An elf: is mentioned

Me: MY CHILD

Aaaa it’s so cool to see Fingon and everyone told in full prose ;-;

YEAAAA TURGON!

Wait this is quenya. Hasn’t Thingol already outlawed quenya or

I can barely read the word Angband without thinking. Angbang.

Aaaaa that classic. Bring out prisoners and mess w them mood.

BY THE TREACHERY OF MEN THE FIELD WAS LOST. /This/ is what that lyric is referencing? I think.

Ow Fingon sure dies graphically.

A NEW STAR SHALL ARISE this is definitely where these lyrics come from.