#WORST IVE DONE BUT OK

[nostalgic-muffins]

this is for scientific purposes

satans not on here bc thats low hanging fruit. i want you people to use your MINDS. also luke isnt on here bc idk i didnt feel like it.

reblogging after voting is appreciated!! i wanna see what the people think :3

[perilegs]

my sweet little baby man is no longer with us

[todayisafridaynight]

reasons number A Million why not every rgg character needs to be +6ft he looks so fuckin stretched out. actually got put in the willy wonka taffy puller

[camzverse]

apologizing in advance for the person i will become when the next pjo show season comes out

[suffarustuffaru]

why you shouldnt let otto breed

reason 1: louis

reason 2: spica

reason 3: doesnt punch 12-year-old subaru because he’d look bad (read: look like a child abuser) and not because it'd hurt subaru

reason 4: would throw his loved ones under the bus in the name of saving them

reason 5: would teach children he likes how to gaslight gatekeep and girlboss

reason 6: good luck if you are a child he Really doesnt like

reason 7: his bad luck will rub off on anyone near him and you will never have a single day of peace ever again

reason 8: if you are otto's kid and hes mad at you then good fucking luck getting out of there in one piece

reason 9: the minute he needs a child for Schemes he will not hesitate to use them

why you should let otto breed

reason 1: would give his kid a fun name

Q: If Otto were to have a son, what would his name be?

A: I’d say ‘Archer Suwen’ as a joke, but if you ask me now, that’s all I can think of, so stop, stop!

reason 2: the kid instantly gains like a gazillion aunts and uncles who would die and kill for them

reason 3: otto would die and kill for his child

reason 4: the kid would simultaneously be the most mild mannered little guy and the most terrifying little shit because of otto's influence. very impressive.

reason 5: entertainment value

reason 6: would get bullied by his own child and then cheered on by the hordes of aunts and uncles

reason 7: comedic potential (who is having kids with otto suwen willingly. who.)

[claredanko]

this is a formal apology to the people of italy. i have the most heinous lasagne cooking in the oven rn it looks radioactive im so sorry to the proud nation of italy i have disgraced your culinary culture

[newty]

How could I not? lol blue light new 💎

@asamis-jodhpurs also asked for this one! it's is also a refresh of something much older. i mentioned it in my 2023 writeup under a 'shame' line, but the draft is called 'blue light' bc eli encourages nol to kiss him so nol pushes him into a stained glass window and they make out. i'd always intended for them to walk away from that glass and have sex, but since its their first time its just so. so so goddamn complicated. my wip is very all over the place.

there's a LOT of up and down in nol's disgust and joy (before we even get to the bed) with the disgust being very internal and the joy being more external--so elliot doesn't immediately see that nol is going thru a p extreme self-hatred episode (lbr what's new)

so i didnt want to write something that was uncritically 'i hate my body (it hurts & wont let me die), my appearance (ugly burn scars everywhere), my life (god hates me & war sucks), and my sexuality (sex is bad, sex w men is worse)' without balancing it with SOME levity jfc nolanel

For a moment he wondered how life could come to this: his chest beating against another, a tongue like holy fire in his mouth, love spoken in soft moans. A murky shame trailed through him, indefinable and weak, and he dismissed it by freeing the word in his heart. "Yes," he said, as candid as a prayer.  Elliot leaned against Nolanel and softly pushed him into the shadows. He separated his body from the blue gleam and offered it to desire.

i think i use sex too often as a catalyst moment for a perspective change, and im not beating that allegation here, but nol really needs it LMAO in the end i think ill weight the next morning with the bulk of nolanel's meltdown. he's going back to war and there's no way brucemont is gonna let him get away w positive character development after a few days home.

ive written two things already that stand under a similar conflict, ie 'is while getting off rly the time u should be contemplating guilt & social responsibility,' and one is ch2 of "the light i hear" (i made a joke abt this fgjdhfjg). the other is "will it rain," which is still a fav of mine:

[greenapel]

my designs of donnie and horseshoe crab (+ a funny) !!! ^_^ i love them so much .. sillynation is coming together ...

[birbgalaxy]

17; hi ray. i promise you'll stop having a rough go at it all soon

[whoredmode]

I want to be someone in this world…!

ok the mission where the boss has to fight the clones of themselves may have kinzie saying the worst joke i’ve ever heard in my life BUT. that aside. i am not immune to anteros struggling with manifestations of his guilt and loss of identity.

[goldiipond]

SHIUT THE FUCK UP ITS HIS BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^^^ DON ^^^^

[todayisafridaynight]

We rlly don’t need another majima game 😭 please give other characters a chance he already had the spotlight in 0😔

lord if i speak on goro majima.

[muttsona]

i hope i die, you broke my heart

[volfoss]

genuinely such a great feeling when a project just works out like this....

[arolesbianism]

I am still not over the level cap thing what do you mean level fucking 10

[salsflore]

there has to be something wrong with me 😂