A/N: I haven't slept in almost 42 hours and my brain juices are mixing nicely right now. So, enjoy whatever becomes of this. Not proofreading this either so fight for your life while reading. :)))
Snape wears fuzzy socks. Not like in his normal shoes but when he's just in his bedroom or his house he's got him on a nice pair of fuzzy socks. He also unconsciously wiggles his toes when he's just wearing these socks. If you look closely while he's teaching sometimes you can see him wiggle his toes, then too.
He sleeps in a starfish position unless someone else is with him when he's really stressed out. He will start out laying on his back like normal then when he falls asleep, he will start to move around and thrash. Eventually ending up face down face smushed into a pillow splayed out. He might drool to if he's particularly stressed. Now if someone is sleeping with him, he won't move at all and will simply cling to them tightly mooching off their warmth the entire night.
He has Professor McGonagall cut his hair.
When he is alone. Like completely alone no one to bother him he lips syncs. Passionately. Like a teenage girl and a boy band.
When he was a student in school and kids would ask him how he never failed tests he would say, "I simply just like don't man." He just refused to not get a good grade.
When there is a student, he doesn't like who is getting on his nerves really bad but hasn't done enough for him to warrant detention he will test out ingredients that could cause explosions and put it in their cauldron when they aren't looking.
He does care for all of his students but he won't show it. He shows he cares by hating them and genuinely thinks that get's his point across and wonders why he is the most hated professor.
He buys the poorer students toiletries if they need it. He just magically knows, it just appears for them. (i heard somehting like this somewhere but I can't find it but I agree so much) He don't want kids to suffer the way he did.
He invented the toe nail growing charm because Lily was complaining about the fact her pinky toe nail looked weird and was basically non-existent and when she painted them she was just painted skin. (idk if this makes sense)
He has a collection of trinkets he has aquired on his desk.
He throws stuff for no reason sometimes. When he's alone
Shared this on Twitter the other day, but my sister @charletsart spotted this detail during the We Sing part. If you skip grabbing the lamp at the awards part, the Alan on screen will just stand there awkwardly. 😂 (It's nice he signed his book for us though 😌)
Good afternoon, Wakers. We have good news: The update of Alan Wake 2 is available now and we have the chapter selection so...WE CAN PLAY "WE SING" in a crazy and amazing loop 🤘🤘😎☕✒️🔦