#Weirdos writes stuff

[weirdoswriting]

Hai >:3 can I request some luci fluff? Specifically hurt comfort with luci getting mad at mc while drunk and then deeeeply regretting it when he wakes up the next morning? Ty :33

I have a feeling who this is

But anyways

Lucifer is Drunk

DISCLAIMER: as the title says, mentions of Alcohol, and as the ask says, arguments but, there’s hurt/comfort

Notes: GN!MC, Mc got no name :3, established relationship but can be seen as just caretaker!Mc, they/them for MC, Luci behavior is off since he’s drunk and also this is kind of based of S1 Luci, also no beta read and kinda bad since I’ve never wrote anything like this so I’m sorry!

Lucifer is drunk again. And no matter how much Lucifer tries to insist it, the brothers and especially Mc can tell. But his pride won’t let him try to just relax. Mc sighs as Lucifer tries his best to walk in a straight and proper line to his room. Mc goes and gets a water bottle and follows him as he slams the door on Mc’s face. They sigh heavily as they anticipate the worse. Knocking on the door, Mc is greeted with a “Busy.” Ah, so that’s how this will go, huh? Mc turns the knob, it’s unlock, go figured, they open the door slightly as they look around the room and finds Lucifer lying down on his bed.

As Mc opens the door more to let themself in and close the door, they are greeted with a “I said I was busy.” Lucifer said with a croaked voice. Jeez, how much Demonus did he drink??? “Well, I don’t think lying in bed is being ‘busy’,” they said sarcastically back, to which Lucifer seemed to get angry at it. “Just leave me alone. I’m not in the mood to deal with your antics Mc.” He pinched his nose bridge as his expression turned sour.

“Well, I can’t just leave you here like this, you clearly are too drunk to be left alone,” they said as they understood that they now needed to be careful with their words. Mc approaches Lucifer slowly as he groans and sits up, “Here have some wa-”.

“Leave.”

“What-?”

“Did I stutter? I said leave.”

“Lucifer I can’t just-”

“Go! JUST GO!” Lucifer yelled as it startled Mc a little.

“Lucifer, no. I won’t.”

“YES. YES YOU WILL. MY FATHER. WHY CAN’T YOU JUST GO?! I DON’T WANT TO DEAL WITH YOUR ANTICS MC! I DON’T WANT TO DEAL WITH YOU RIGHT NOW!”

He kept yelling, as his demon form started to form and got up. Mc began to start forming tears, out of anger they yelled back.

“I’M TRYING TO HELP YOU! WHY CAN’T YOU JUST LET ME HELP YOU?! YOU’RE DRUNK! YOU NEED HELP!”

“You’re just a human. No matter how much you try. You can’t help me. You’re just a stupid. Human. You’re lucky you’re even alive.” Lucifer said as he got up, and gripped Mc’s wrist. “If it wasn’t for Lord Diavolo’s order. I would’ve easily killed you by now.”

Mc feels tears fall down their face, they free themself from the demon’s grasp as they wipe their tears away and leaves. Slamming the door as Lucifer is left alone. Just like he wanted. He felt relaxed as he walked back to his bed.

But this feeling would soon turn to regret. As Lucifer wakes up with a huge hangover and a huge feeling of regret. As he realizes what he had said. Oh no he thought as he got up. It was luckily a weekend and therefore no schooling or meetings at that time. He got himself back into a stable mental condition as he goes out to buy somethings. From chocolates to flowers.

He knocks on Mc’s door, who didn’t respond. “MC?” He asked as Mc didn’t respond. Lucifer hesitantly opens the door, holding flowers and chocolate and other snacks that he knew they loved. He goes over to their bed as he places the vase of flowers on their nightstand. Mc was lying down and not facing the demon.

“…”

“…I’m sorry..I’m sorry Mc”

Lucifer gently puts the snacks and chocolates in front of Mc to which they sat up and looked up to Lucifer. “I’m still upset with what you said.” They said as some tears falls from their face. “I know, and I’ll do anything if it means you’ll accept my apologies,” He said as he held Mc’s hands with his. Soon Mc raised an eyebrow and asked “anything?”.

“Anything.”

Fin

Want a part 2? Pls tell me if yes :D

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[weirdoswriting]

AWWW 😭

In which Mammon gets overloaded with compliments/affection 💕

[spookyboywhump]

The thing that I feel like people need to understand about whump is that it’s inevitable that some people are gonna be into it sexually and it’s inevitable that for some people it’s also a kink and it’s inevitable that some people fantasize about whump scenarios. And that’s fine. There ain’t nothing wrong with that, if that makes you uncomfortable you don’t have to interact with those people, there is a block button for a reason.

But just because it makes you uncomfortable don’t mean it’s wrong or bad. You can’t come to a community for weirdos, that runs on art and writing made by weirdos, and then get all upset when hey! There’s weirdos around here! The person who writes whump because they think it’s hot ain’t more weird than the person who writes whump because it helps them vent, and that person ain’t any weirder than the person who writes whump just because they think it’s neat. By the standards of most people outside the whump community, we’re ALL weird for enjoying it at all, so there’s no sense in getting all high and mighty because you believe you enjoy whump in the most pure and moral way possible, unlike those “degenerates” so to say. And honestly, if you aren’t mature enough to understand the simple fact that just because someone likes something in fiction, or just because someone likes to fantasize about something, that absolutely does not mean they want it in real life, then you probably aren’t mature enough to be having these discussions about whump/kink and whether it’s “okay” or not if someone gets off to it anyway.

[friendly-alien-fucker]

Being with an ooman brought forth a good number of oddities, most of which they adored.

You were different from them, in terms of looks, yes, but also in terms of culture. And as they whiped away the liquid streaming from your eyes they realized once again how different you were in terms of morals as well.

"I'm a monster!" you sobbed, your voice frantic and shaky, and they took you into their arms on instinct at the sound.

"You're overreacting." They attempted to console you, which didn't quite work as intended they came to realize as you slapped their chest.

"I killed it! The poor little fella... they already have such a short lifespan..."

Seeing you in so much pain over the death of a being that didn't even have a conscience, they wondered how you managed to think of them as anything other than a monster. With their walls of proudly displayed trophies.

Some of them had only half your life expectancy, some lived longer than them. Some even had family.

"Fella?" they instead focused on consoling you through your strange breakdown "what makes you so sure it was male?"

You gasped, your eyes suddenly wide in horror "I didnt even think of that! What if it was female? What if it was expecting? What if I just killed an entire bloodline??!"

Though they were apparently not very good at it.

Unsure on what to do or say, they simply continued to hold you, the purring that they've subconsciously started to do getting louder.

"If it brings you any comfort", they began quietly as they heard your sobbing come to a slow stop "its unlikely it felt any pain, being the size that it was."

"It does," you mumbled, only parting from them shortly to whipe at your face "thank you."

They simply nodded.

How your species managed to become your planets apex predators remained a mystery to them.

[critterishere]

as a trans person who doesn’t pass, it always makes me happy seeing like artist draw characters like me, trans and struggling to pass! It makes me feel more seen and honestly your postal 1 lady makes me feel super happy n comfortable! Also it feels weird a proshipper is like “they’re being bad n fetishy” when like…most proshippers are weirdos. Anyways, yeh loves p1 lady, screw that other person!

Yipppeeeeee!!! ((o(^∇^)o)) I’m glad she makes you feel more comfortable with yourself! I know I keep saying “I’m glad that ____” through these asks,, but I REALLY do mean it!! Feeling seen is so important to me! I love people Charlie! I love peopllleeee!!! /p

[weirdoswriting]

Me w/ him honestly

reki!!

[ceaselessims]

i do find it funny that stolas and blitz canonically have a D/s dynamic full of intense bdsm kinks that include roleplay, bondage, and just about every kind of toy you can think of, but almost every fic i have read that has nsfw content, they're having the most tender, vanilla sex ever

[renlyslittlerose]

Tell me about your obikin Ladyhawke au! <3

Thank you anon, for this totally unprompted ask! So kind of you~ ✨

Okay, so if you know Ladyhawke, it's a film set in this medieval world where a plucky thief (played by Matthew Broderick) gets unwillingly roped in with a couple who have been cursed by a Bishop. The couple (played by Rutger Hauer and Michelle Pfeiffer), are lovers who were cursed by said Bishop because the Bishop had feelings for this woman, but she did not return them and instead loved the Guard Captain. The curse involves the lady taking on the form of a hawk during the day, while at night the captain turns into a wolf. The pair are effectively doomed to be together, yet always apart due to their physical forms.

Stuff happens, the thief agrees to help the couple out, they ultimately defeat the Bishop and break the curse!

For the fic, I'd make Anakin and Obi-Wan the cursed couple (obviously), while Ahsoka is going to be the thief who, through circumstances, decides to aid the pair instead of continually trying to escape from the insanity that is obikin.

It'll be set in the GFFA, just an alternate universe where Ahsoka was never found and taken to be raised by the Jedi, and where Anakin never fell to the darkside but the Empire still came to be. The curse will be due to some messed up Sith mojo that Sidious casts on Obi-Wan and Anakin, when Anakin refuses to become his apprentice and instead tries to run off with Obi-Wan. During the day, Obi-Wan is doomed to wear the form of a Banshee Bird, while at night Anakin is a massive black loth-wolf.

It'll be from Ahsoka's POV, mostly because this was all born out of a discussion I had with a friend about how much we like reading fic about a couple from an outside POV. Ahsoka catches all the little things about the pair that they would never notice, while also being present for the moments when one or the other is in their animal form. Im really looking forward to getting back into Ahsoka's POV, too! Only ever written one fic from her prespective, but I had a lot of fun and found it both easy and difficult, if that makes sense!

Anyways, thank you once again for asking totally unprompted and not at all because I asked

💕

[anetherealpoetess]

i can hardly believe the bait and switch that elrond and the rings of power pulled on us this season. in the beginning, he is far too busy self-righteously blaming poor galadriel for falling for sauron's tricks. but then he puts on armour, lets his wild curls free, and transforms into a warrior-librarian covered in mud and blood, punching orcs in the face, and setting other orcs on fire. and i loved it.

[weirdoswriting]

STOP WITH THE CHIKORITA HATE ‼️‼️

Me entering your inbox to annoy you

STOP NO NOT CHIKORITA

[weirdoswriting]

hi! what would it be like to babysit Luke, with a teen Mc? like playing uno with him or getting him cotton candy... he reminds me too much of me as a toddler (⁠╯⁠_⁠╰⁠) i wanna brush his hair and put ribbons in it JDJDKDKF have a good day ❤️

TEEN!MC babysitting Luke

I personally think Teen!MC would give him so much freedom when they’re babysitting

Contains: Gn!MC, Female!MC, Male!MC, Emo!MC, no proof read, this is my first written post here on tumblr so mb if it’s bad

Bedtime? What’s that? /j, but I think they’d accidentally stay up playing uno or something if they didn’t plan on going out

Now, if Simeon gave them money to spend on “essentials”, you would need to define it bc Teen!MC is definitely going to buy Luke sweets and toys with the money to make him happy

Teen!MC probably would treat him like a younger brother, teasing him and play around, they’re both kids in a way, so ofc they’ll be childish in some aspects

I love thinking of Teen!MC making him play dress up just for the lols or tell him scary stories to make him do things, yk, like siblings do

Imagine the sugar rush…

Female!Teen!MC would teach him how to style hair and let him style her hair

He’d enjoy having his hair gently being cared for and decorated, tho might not admit it

Male!Teen!MC and him would be playing video games all day probably

Teen!MC and him would be baking and it will be most messy kitchen you would’ve seen

While writing these I thought about Emo!Teen!MC, Scene!Teen!MC and the likes, and how’d that be like

Since Luke is around 10 in mortal ages, he probably doesn’t have much of a good filter if he sees someone dressed like they’re the embodiment of Hot Topic (no offense to emos/scenes btw)

He’d be either very confused on why Emo/Scene!Teen!MC would wear all that or think you’re siding with the demons wearing skull shirts and all

Emo!Teen!MC would try not to laugh because they think it’s funny how a child, and an angel to add to the fact, reacted to what they were wearing

I hope you like it Anon! Sorry if it wasn’t what you wanted

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[saetoru]

tumblr user meiguru it’s not my fault ur illiterate and can’t read

[ikebanaka]

I'm gonna be real, I am a SasuSaku shipper but I do Not fuck with most SasuSaku fan content. Or half of how their canon relationship played out tbh

Real SasuSaku enjoyers (unlike Kishimoto) should embrace that Sasuke wouldn't fall for a sweet girl next door type and that he's hot for Sakura because she could and would kill him and is otherwise ridiculously competent, but she chooses to cuddle with him anyways. Also probably because he thinks her doing insane person shit and acting like it's totally normal is hilarious. Think Izumi Curtis going omg I dropped my bear (*≧o≦*)

Sakura likes Sasuke because he's resilient, and quietly sweet, and determined, and never makes her feel like a crazy person for doing batshit things. And because he always just casually activates his sharingan when she's doing stuff like punching mountains or pulling off insane healing or intimidating the shit out of someone.

What I'm saying is, stop this brooding badass x sweet girl next door shit and open your mind to the freak4freak pairing they are meant to be!!

[weirdoswriting]

I’m sweating bullets trying to figure out songs with my name

W - World is mine Ft. Hatsune Miku by supercell

E - EGOIST Ft. Flower by Oonuma Paseri

I - I WANNA BE YOUR SLAVE by Måneskin

R - Rabbit Hole by DECO*27

D - Dreamscape by ObeyMe!Belphagor (VA:Satoshi Onishi)

O - Oh Klahoma by Jack Stauber

S - Seven crimes and punishments Ft. GAKUPO, MEIKO, Kagamine Rin and Len, KAITO, Luka, Miku, and GUMI by mothy/Akuno-P

W - Wrecking Ball by Mother Mother

R - Rolling Girl by Wowaka

I - I’m still standing by Elton John

T - The Servant of Evil Ft. Kagamine Len by mothy/Akuno-P

I - I’ll quit singing! (Fukase’s version) Ft. Fukase by ShirazukiOkami

N - No matter how I look at it, it’s not my fault! By: WataMote ED 1(?)

G - Gift from the Princess who Brought Sleep Ft. Hatsune Miku by mothy/Akuno-P

Why am I like this 💀?

Idk too many people on here so uhhhhh I’ll tag 3 people from my following list:

@andminnequin @nemmienimbus @strawberrycartt

None of you guys have to do this ofc, if anyone wants to join feel free!

tag game

rules: pick a song for every letter of your url and tag that many people.

thanks for the tag @sugarcoated-lame

a: ancient dreams in a modern land - marina

t: tangerine - glass animals

t: the world’s first ever monster truck front flip - arctic monkeys

a: alaska - banks

b: boys - atta boy

o: overlap - catfish and the bottlemen

y: yuk foo - wolf alice

l: lightning - charli xcx

e: e.v.o.l - marina

w: wtf love Is - tove lo

no pressure tag: @rxgirlie, @sailor-aviator, @catb-fics, @icouldntfindquiet, @icarus-star, @angelsanarchy, @vanmccannsfridge and @lostinthefandoms11

[livingdxadwriter]

Fanfics and fandom as a whole becoming mainstream and seeing how we are being either ridiculed or used for profit is actually so concerning. Like no I do not want my weird little self indulgent piece to be mainstream or shared on TikTok for clout. No wonder so many people lack etiquette now. They’re just coming on here and have absolutely no idea how to interact with us.

[luciacaminoz]

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