#Wendell and wild headcanon

[draytnation]

Bro I noticed how fucked up this man's body is, he's poor wings are torn, and his legs were bent the other way. like DAMN when he came to the human realm they went the other way, idk if that's design but there's always a way to make angst outta something just gotta look for small details, like I saw one person make a fic were they were damaged by fire and that was really interesting.

Also I feel like those bitches would hurt sometimes, now yes that most likely is something to keep the metal frame under the clay model hidden or something, but I like to imagine he wears nice lil knee braces with bats on em, bc why not, but like who did him like that and how did they just bend back to normal 😭.

[a-wendellandwild-fan]

So we have an ask asking about how Wendell and Wild would be in a relationship with someone (both romantic and platonic)- may I ask the same question for their dad Buffalo Belzer 👉👈 (also maybe how his sons would react to him dating someone cause that could be very funny)

How would Buffalo Belzer act around someone he likes.

Warnings: None.

Notes: These headcanon won't specify the gender of the reader, and it's all written in third person.

Platonic.

Meeting him as a human was already a surprise since he's insanely tall as a human, and it was utterly shocking seeing him being taller than fucking Godzilla.

Still, the human was simply fascinated, and found him actually pretty chill. And for everyone's surprise, even for Belzer's, he was actually glad to have a human friend.

Being best friends with the former owner of Scream Faire is actually fun, both as a giant demon, or as a really tall human. Of course, he's not used to the human world, so they have to be patient with him.

The man is both fascinated with how far humanity has come. He heard stuff, but this was beyond his expectations. And having a human guide that actually seems to care about his opinion and experience in here? Makes it even better.

Belzer starts showing his "soft", less sadistic sides. The moment they show him the new Elvis movie, he's on his knees, begging them to PLEASE TAKE HIM THERE.

The human is surprised that he's crying throughout most of the movie. By the time the movie is over, he's just holding into the human for dear life while gushing about the film with red, puffy eyes.

Him singing to the human at random times is completely normal, and his voice could easily be confused by the voice of an angel... Well, at least in the human's humble opinion.

Now, when they told him that they were going to take him shopping, they didn't think that getting something his size would be so freaking difficult. He gets annoyed quickly enough since he doesn't stand the physical restrictions of clothes, but again, his human friend is trying their best, so... He might as well put out with it.

He actually loves any sort of human food, especially the really spicy ones. It's quite obvious he can take an inhumane mount of spice, since he's literally an infernal being.

He's surprisingly a bit touchy, and doesn't really mind when his friend uses him as a pillow. He feels quite fuzzy inside when they do that.

Quite a lot of teasing from his children is just to be expected. It's not his fault that he's weird about relationships with others.

Romantic.

Wendell and Wild are surprised to say the least, but hey! They're not judging the human!

They tease Belzer even more now, though. And Belzer is so close to killing them both.

But anyway, about him and his human partner...

So. Much. Verbal. Teasing.

Like he's not even sexual about it. He'll just walk up to them and just whisper closely to their ear and ask what are you doing.

“Doll”, “Babe”, “Darlin'”, “Sweetheart” are the usual when it comes to pet names. Every single one of them more bold than the last.

He's really hands on with them, but he's just a cuddly one. He'll squish their belly, gently kiss their shoulders, and just being so loving in a physical way.

Dates nights are normal, but he'd rather stay in their or his place watching movies or just cuddling. He's just so comfortable around them...

His own children don't know if it's safe to assume that they're part of the family or not, and Belzer gets so, so red it's actually cute.

Please praise him. And a lot. He has a big ego, I know, but PLEASE. HE NEEDS IT.

Belly rubs, belly raspberries, belly kisses. They do any of these and he'll get all giggly and blushy and purring like a machine.

Hand holding is A MUST.

BEARD KISSES BEARD KISSES BEARD KISSES BEARD KISSES BEARD KIS—

He just... TRIES to be smooth and suave and bold, but he just fails so much. He really success most of the time but, can they blame him? They're just so precious to him.

In the most vulnerable moments between them, he just lets his feelings flow like crazy... It's the most romantic and intimate he's been with them.

[mannycalaveracafe]

Okay Wendell & Wild headcanon of the moment:

If Buffalo Belzer could use a weapon it would be the hammer!

Thats it.

[fluffy-raccoon-artist]

Belizza First of Belzer:

Belissa takes to the role of eldest sister very seriously. So much so that she feels more like an overbearing mother than a sister. She worked as the head ride operator.

Which makes sense as she was often put in the parental role when Belzer himself was too busy, and considering she was taking care of 15 siblings prior to being jarred... yeah, she had her hands full.

But Belissa loves her family more than anything, and sadly, with a mixture of her father's stubbornness and people pleasing tendencies, she often bottles up her emotions. She hides behind a smile and obsesses with keeping herself neat and tidy, as it's the only things she feels she has actual control over.

She was the last sibling to leave after having fought so long for her father, but finally realizing that he'd never change. She wanted to look for her siblings but hadn't planned on getting caught, leaving behind a 1-year-old Wendell, and a still un-hatched Wild.

Chico Second of Belzer:

Don't be fooled by his calm and almost zen-like demeanor. He's sharp as a knife and full of wisdom and experience, which is useful as the head repairman and engineer of the Faire.

He's almost too chill sometimes, but that could just be years of having lived with the Belzer family. Which might explain why he treats them more like coworkers rather than close family, though he'd never let them know.

He still cares and always seems to have the right answers to pretty much any problem you bring to him. He's clearly the smartest and most worldly of the siblings, but unless you're talking about work, you won't be able to get him to talk about himself. He prefers to keep work as family separately.

In fact... nobody knows where he is sometimes. Where does he go?

[xwomanstorm]

I saw a tweet about the rise of black alt kids in media (Hobie from Across the Spiderverse + Kat from Wendell and Wild ) so here’s my head canon: Kat is literally like Hobie’s little sister. He Lowkey adopts her, she pretty much lives at his house, He helps her with her makeup and teaches her guitar, takes her to get piercings + tattoos as she gets older. They chaos HAVOC wherever they go.

[stupidlo1]

My "Wendell & Wild" headcanons!🌈

[weirdkidliveshere]

Song: Dead Man SELF

[tohellandback99]

And it’s better than a Disney movie tooo 🥺

lol, at least in my eyes

[supersecretnerd]

I think Manberg's small action here is very interesting- Even though the two are usually pissed at each other in every scene they're in together, it seems like he's genuinely concerned for Helley here and cares about her safety-

[discodraws]

A couple years after the defeat of Klax Korp 💕🎉

[vexinglyvolatile]

ok, but there is basically no way these badasses aren’t related, agreed? i like to think Kat and Adam are cousins :)

seriously though so many people are sleeping on both psychonauts 2 and wendell & wild??? go watch the movie and play the game please

these badasses would be unparalleled together

[draytnation]

Personally I would go down dong ditching with wild if I was willing to run, I could never I was always getting left behind during ding dong ditches ☹️

[a-wendellandwild-fan]

Hello! Im super excited for the movie to come out, i always thought this when i stumbled upon here, how would the demon bros act around someone they like? (Crush or not)

How would the Demon Brothers act around someone they like.

Ok I'm actually really happy you sent this bc I actually have headcanons of this so LET'S GO.

Warnings: None.

Notes: These headcanon won't specify the gender of the reader, and it's all written in third person.

Wendell.

Platonic.

Honestly, it's a miracle that Wendell starts liking other people, since he's always been right under his father's eyes. So, after all that's been happening with that little Hellmaiden, her introducing him to someone his "age" (sort of, physically at least) that's actually quite the expert with demons was... What he would consider a gift from the Heavens.

Obviously, he's wary. I headcanon that Wendell doesn't have many friends since Belzer doesn't seem to be the type of guy that just allows other creatures to interact with his two last sons.

But the moment Wendell finally feels like they're not worth his distrust, he simply shows his goofy self to them.

Musicals. He needs them to live, and you find this out pretty quickly. He cries the moment you show him two tickets to Hamilton.

He's definitely, just like his brother, the type of friend that would tell his best friend "If he treats you like an option, your pussy goes out for adoption". And he'll say it until they treat themselves better.

He also reminds them that their standards are way too low when it comes to romantic relationships with other humans.

Wendell is the type of friend that teases them to death, but the moment another fucking peasant thinks of not addressing them with fucking respect, he's throwing hands.

He also begs them to do either their makeup, or their nails. He loves making them prettier than they already are.

The man would steal a car and say "Get in, whore, we're going to Las Vegas" while dressing like he's ready for a carnival.

Literally would kill and die for them. No questions asked.

Romantic.

MAN, HE'S AWKWARD.

The eldest of the Demon Duo knows NOTHING about dating and he sure knows better than to ask his own family about any sort of advice.

Either his beloved human dated before him or not doesn't really matter to him, just as long as the both of them learn together how this would go is the best he could ask for.

He's incredibly shy about really bold public displays of affection, but he's all in when holding hands and kissing their knuckles.

The first time the both of them share a bed, it caught him by surprise when they embraced him from behind and basically turned him into the little spoon. He probably cries that night out of relief, but refuses to let go off his S/O for a long while.

Demands to try and be the big spoon the very next morning.

Wendell doesn't seem to be the kind of person that actually uses pet names with his partner. Maybe he'll start calling them "dear" or "love" if his partner starts with the pet names (which, truth be told, it'll fluster him), but otherwise, the idea won't really cross his mind.

Hearing him singing is a bliss for his S/O, but he doesn't seem to notice that. He'll start singing when his bored or way too excited, and if he saw the sparkling in their eyes, he would understand just how much they love him.

If they ever feel something slipping through your sleeves, or under your shirt, or maybe even wrapping itself around one of your ankles, they may as well turn around to see a pouty Wendell. That cute sight only happens when his partner is just so focused on something like work or studies there's just too little time for him. So they better let him be near them or else he'll whine more.

Boy, if they weren't sure Wendell was the serious type, that thought sure vanished the moment the human saw him play with bugs like a cat with yarn.

Wild.

Platonic.

The man just lets lose the moment he starts trusting his bestie-to-be human. But before that? Well, anyone could tell he's only teasing.

This fucking maniac just loves his best friend, its actually quite the sight. They say they like milk with cereal? Boom, the cereal and milk factory is theirs. They like cats? No problemo, they get a like ten boxes filled with kittens the next morning. They like fancy clothing? Now they own Gucci.

Is he going overboard? Yes, and thru tell him that, explaining that while they love the gestures, it's a bit tad much.

He feels ashamed and a little bit hurt for a few minutes, but the more he's beign explained, the better he understands.

Playful cheek bites are a must. They figured it's just something demons do, but turns out it's Wild's habit when he likes something or someone very, very much.

He hypes his friend so, so much. He expects them to be treated like a fucking angel and nothing else.

Ice cream hangouts are a must. He loves seeing them just do whatever, but their face when they love their favorite food so much their eyes shine like stars? Man, he wishes he could put that on a frame.

He's socially awkward, but he's getting the hang of beign best friends with a human.

Romantic.

He plays it all smug but they can see through it all. The poor boy is insecure and he's almost sure that he'll fuck up. The whole incident with his dad and brother left some wounds on him.

The poor man basically needs a lot of reassurement, even if he doesn't say it out loud, the little looks he gives at his partner every time he does something can easily be translated as "Did I do good?"

He's always showing such a bubbly and funny personality that his partner probably doesn't even think he's so insecure until he breaks into tears out of nowhere.

Takes a while to calm him down and another bunch of minutes to get him to talk, but through gentle talk from his partner, he finally talks. And even if it's not much, it's enough.

It takes a while for him to accept the fact that his S/O won't judge him for a few slips.

But other than those few "down days" that he has, he's trying so hard to be a smooth talker, it's actually hilarious. The many, many times his human told him that always make him smile because he knows that. He loves making them laugh.

He basically begs them to please rub his belly. PLEASE. He loves it when their hands gently caress his skin, sometimes tickling him. His partner sure finds it a surprise that he can purr so loudly.

He doesn't really expect it when his beloved flirts back at him, but after the initial shock is off, he sure finds it amusing. It becomes his favorite thing.

Other will find them sleeping in this one funny position: Him laying on bed face up, and his S/O on top of his belly. Truly a sight to behold.

Uses his tail to hold their hand or to bother them. There's no in-between.

Definitely let's you treat him like the little spoon, but when he's the big spoon? Oh, man, he's such a cuddle bug.

[mannycalaveracafe]

Really love the swing on Belzer's sibs!! I was wonder how are their reactions when Belzer's kids (crept Wendell and Wild) left and never returned until the end of the movie?

Well this is the intersting part, they DONT KNOW about all the stuff around the Belzer children (not only Wendell and Wild but ALL OFFSRPING!), except for one of them... 👀

But if they know Calvia would be kick some ass if one of her nephew was gettin hurt!

Oh and Alina mock angry Belzer and make fun about the fact that ALL HIS CHILDREN basically hate him... 😅

[fluffy-raccoon-artist]

*taps the Fandom mic*

Wendell and Wild know colortheory, but only one of them actually know the names of the different shades and hues.

I'm not elaborating.

[vinceymakesblogs]

he’s chilling dw guys