#Willy’s chocolate experience

[stitchwraith-stingers]

this fucking video has been making me giggle so much, the way theres little to no effort into this, the way the unknown was just a made up character by ai that is aparently an 'evil chocolate maker', the way they appear and move, the way it cuts off with the kids crying, the whole fucking ordeal, where do i begin

[somesecretpie]

[song-of-baldy-ron]

How I feel in every conversation with my coworkers today

[calicos-stimboards]

what is that..... its the unknown!

🎭 🕷️ 🕷️ / 🪞 ❓ 🪞 / 🕷️ 🕷️ 🎭

[monstrousmuse]

Billy Wonka

[smorp-a-dorp]

While we’re all clowning on the AI generated Willy Wonka experience, can we PLEASEEE talk about the text on the AI generated images on the website?

CARTCHY TUNS 😭😭😭

S W E E T T E A T S

Tag yourself I’m twdrding

[marvelmaniac715]

The script for Willy’s Chocolate Experience really blows my mind:

Even the audience has their responses scripted, it’s so odd.

[thearsonistofarland]

Limbus Company Intervallo where they go to the Willy Wonka Glasgow Experience

[creative--crisis]

Someone PLEASE photoshop the dashcon ballpit into a picture of the willy wonka Glasgow experience

[rawdickulousreturn]

[stitchwraith-stingers]

the unknown, the 16th Student, lying hidden somewhere in the walls… the one they call the evil chocolate maker, Watch out for them

[its-sheepe]

Due to recent events

[zerosocialskillz]

Do you think that the depressed Oompa Loompa and The Unknown kissed

[agentthirsty]

[patelpilled]

Waiting for the unknown to become a tumblr sexyman. Tumblr do your thing

[sisterkrabs]

Records of the Willy’s Chocolate Experience website

(Because there are some details I found funny that I haven’t seen yet and every new thing I learn about this cursed place is better than the last so I want to keep them here for posterity)

First of all, the first thing you see upon opening the website

…why are the letters shaded like that. I feel like there’s some kind of puzzle or secret message here

Also, smaller thing, but I looked it up and I Willy’s Chocolate Experience (tm) seems to Not Actually be a registered trademark. It’s just… Every little detail is so beautifully wrong, yknow?

Scrolling down, there are descriptions of attractions and those AI advertisement images (Encherining Entertainment and Sweet Teats and all that), then a description of the dates, duration, and location with a BOOK NOW! Button, and then

(You also get to this by clicking the “location” option in the sidebar thing)

(Also there’s more white space above and below this, I could not fit it all in the pic lmao)

Then, the FAQ’s, including two of the same question with different answers

Just kidding lol it actually does that Twice in a Row

When thinking abt this I’m constantly asking “who is behind this” And uh

I guess this answers my question??

My favorite part though

Is the “contact us” page

Which has a number, an office, an e-mail, and a box to contact them on the website

And then The Kicker, these 4 social media links:

That Facebook link seems to work but I don’t have a Facebook, BUT

- that Instagram link leads to a real Instagram with no posts

- that YouTube link leads to a TikTok page for a nonexistent user

- and that Twitter link leads to Twitter.com.

God I love this thing