#Woozy

[everyarjuna]

refs for the swimsuit

[99point9percentwhump]

Agatha Christie's Poirot - The Third Floor Flat

[woozini-of-oz]

I just found out there were wooden Woozy toys made for the 1914 Patchwork girl film, and ALSDKFJLSDFLKDSJFLKSDFLKDSFJ I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

[thenomekingdom]

Oz + The Onion Headlines Pt. 3

[zoethehead]

OK, imagine this scenario; the whumpee loses control of their powers, essentially having a berserk conscious blackout, unaware of anything around them. The whumpee's blasting powerful magic out trying to hit anything around them, eventually the magic fades, and the whumpee's weakened by it; burns and wounds covering their body as they teetered between conscious and unconscious, the wooziness coming in tenfold.

*CRACK*

The whumpee feels a blinding white hot pain shoot through their head as they felt their body leave the ground, they slammed against an object before falling unconscious.

The caretaker saw one of their allies hit the nearly unconscious whumpee with their weapon(an oversized blunt object like, a warhammer or a giant mallet), chastising ally A for doing that when the whumpee had already calmed down.

The caretaker picked up the unconscious whumpee, carrying them to another area where they'd tend to the whumpee's injuries before letting them rest in a bed.

[cringelordlikesplaz]

peekaboo 

[whumpookies]

Matter of Respect episode 49

Emir was kidnapped and beaten, awakens later that evening distressed and confused..

[1-nexomon-a-day]

2/24/24 - Woozy

[romolossesit]

[how-much-for-a-whump]

WHUMPTOBER day 11: 911, what's your emergency?

"Sloppy Bandages | Self-Done First Aid"

Die Bergretter S12E03

[99point9percentwhump]

Whumptober 2023 day 9 alt prompt: drugged

Department S S1E7 Handicap Dead

[woozini-of-oz]

Made a 3D model of the Woozy!!!

[doraemonfanclub]

Doraemon is... Woozy? Boozy? Jolly?

[zoethehead]

I was just thinking of this prompt.

Warning; it's a long one.

Edit; updated it a slight bit

(Tw's: implied nudity[non sexual], near death experience, concussion, broken bones, near drowning, pneumonia, and nature whump)

A whumpee is either being pursued by a whumper, or a beast of some kind.

The whumpee ends up slipping on some rocks eroded by the waves of a river, and....

They fall.

They slam against some sharp stones on the waterfall before they crash into the rushing river water on the way down.

The whumpee hits several rocks as they're dragged by a fierce current, their body being tossed like a ragdoll all the while.

They eventually pass out from the blow to the head that they took from one of the rocks.

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A caretaker was nearby, taking a stroll, they gasped as they saw a person, unconscious and half submerged in water, several bones seemed to be broken on their body, and a creature was grabbing them by one arm, biting into it like it was a chicken leg.

The caretaker shooed the monster away, picking up the mangled body of the whumpee and performing cpr to hopefully revive the whumpee.

When the whumpee started breathing again, the caretaker quickly took off their cloak and wrapped up the whumpee in it, carrying them to a safe place.

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The whumpee's injuries were now all patched up, and they were tucked into a cozy bed and left to rest.

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For weeks, the whumpee was out of it. Their body sore, and feverish. The whumpee struggled to even draw a breath in from their pneumonia ridden lungs.

The caretaker worked endlessley to ensure that the whumpee would wake up, changing the bandages, applying herbs to wounds, and pouring medicine down the whumpee's throat...

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Eventually, the whumpee woke up.

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Their vision was hazed by smudges and blurs, barely coherent to their mind. The whumpee let out a groan as they came to. They felt a noticeable warmth surrounding their body.

They slightly peeled back the quilts, only to notice that the quilts and bandages were the only things on their bare, bruised and beaten body. They quickly jolted up in embarassment to try and cover themselves, only to feel a shooting pain suddenly burst forth and fry all of the nerves in their body. The whumpee let out a stifled grunt as their broken bones couldn't hold them up.

White spots and hazy blurs danced in their vision from the pain, as the whumpee felt a hand on their shoulder.

"Please lay back down, save your strength" a voice said, gently laying the whumpee back onto the bed, and tucking the quilt up to their chest.

The whumpee put one of their hands on their chest, feeling the bandages that went down their ribs and abdomen, the other arm rested atop the quilt.

"H-how long was I out for?" The whumpee managed to croak out, their throat as dry as sand.

"A few weeks, you kinda had me worried with how much you slept." The caretaker answered.

[cringelordlikesplaz]

what if they kissed yknow what if i let my dreams become reality

[pedros-immaculate-vibes]

NGL

This brain fog is scaring the shit out of me.

I feel very very off. The congestion is wrapping up and my joints don’t ache as much, but my legs feel like jello and my knees are weak. And I can’t like say more than a sentence without forgetting a word or pausing.

which is very weird, and is quite frankly pissing me off lol it’s all really weird and I don’t like it lol

and then there’s the added “Am I just making this up and making it worse” self-flagellation, so that’s something to add.

0/10, still don’t recommend lol