#Xie Bi’an x reader x Fan Wujiu

[abandonedbun]

Hi can I request Andrew, Luca, William, Wu Chang and Antonio reacting to having an s/o that can crush a watermelon between her thighs.

Bun’s super sorry she took so long! Your request has been done!!

Bun assumes you meant a s/o with big thighs! But if Bun got it wrong they’re super duper sorry! (⁎⁍̴̆Ɛ⁍̴̆⁎)

Andrew Kreiss

He wouldn’t be so focused on your body

He loves you for your personality, and your kind heart!

But… thighs.. he’s a thighs man, he can’t help but look at them!

And if you ever showed him that you can literally crush a watermelon between your thighs he’s gonna start being even more in love with them

Sees you as someone with the thighs of a goddess

In his eyes you have the thighs of a goddess because he loves you <33

Please let him rest his head on them

He usually has to keep up a serious act, being hesitant to take compliments and interact with people

But when he’s resting his head on your thighs he can relax and be himself! He loves how soft and warm they are!

He’d actually love to have his head squished in between your thighs but he’s too shy to say anything and respects you too much, he’s in denial about wanting to be squished between them

Loves when you wear anything like shorts, skirts and thigh high stockings

But mainly in private

Will not hesitate to intimidate anybody who tries to touch or even gaze at your thighs

He loves your thighs and refuses to let anyone else have them <3

Luca Balsa

Luca’s also a gentlemen, he loves you for you

Doesn’t mean he doesn’t love your thighs though! He thinks they’re lovely

So soft, and warm.. perfect pillow \(//∇//)\

He also really likes resting his head on them! Whenever he’s taking a break from his genius inventions stuff or having a headache he can calm down with them!

If he’s having a headache please gently pet his head when he’s resting on your thighs, it helps a lot

Gently squishes your thighs.. soft and squishy <33

Probably bit your thigh atleast one time

He apologized so much because he thought it would be seen as inappropriate + he doesn’t wanna hurt your thigh with his fang

But like if you’re okay with it Luca would definitely like to kiss them a lot! And bite them sometimes (the biting is outside the lovey dovey times as well, he loves biting them because big squish)

William Ellis

Can probably crush a watermelon between his thighs as well

He’s a big strong athlete! A watermelon could easily be crushed

So having a s/o that can also do it? Yeah he’s gonna have a competition with you to see who can crush a melon faster, loser has to do whatever the winner says!

Lowkey wants you to crush his head in your thighs

Will offer you rides on his shoulders mainly to feel your thighs on the sides of his head

William’s enjoying the warmth so much ♪( ´▽｀)

He’ll tell whoever’s staring for too long or being mean about your thighs to leave you alone! Nobody’s mean to his lover >:(

But.. if talking won’t work…

Will not hesitate to charge at anybody staring or being mean about your thighs :)

Makes funny little comments about your thighs, not teasing! Never!! He’s super sweet and friendly!

The comments are about how big and lovely they are, how they make him feel at paradise, etc

Carries you on his shoulders during friendly matches or takes you to a calming area where he can rest his head on them

Also very much loves when you’re wearing shorts, skirts and thigh high stockings because.. v-very nice ♥︎(//∇//)

Wu Chang

They’re both very respectful, no unholy comments from them!

Xie will compliment your thighs and tell you how warm and soft they are, and how they’re beautiful, insecure or not

Fan tends to stare at them a bit more often, but he does his best to look away and hide the slight blush on his cheeks before you notice, he’s much more hesitant and awkward when it comes to complimenting your thighs (and you in general)

Both are protective, they don’t like anybody else looking directly at your thighs

Fan will be aggressive, he’ll give a death glare and if that doesn’t scare them off they’ll be in Emily’s office in five minutes and then will stay in their room for weeks

Xie is the kind of guy to smile when he’s mad, we have ( ◠‿◠ ) and （╹◡╹）

That will always scare people off for the first time, he’s much scarier then Fan when he’s mad

Both love your thighs so much and wants to keep the thighs to themselves <33

Antonio

He’s loving them

He’d love you no matter what kind of thighs you had tbh! Thighs are thighs!

Loves wrapping his hair around them, he just does ( ^ω^ )

His hands work as well! He likes being able to feel em!

Absolutely loves when your wear something like skirts, shorts, over the knee dresses, thigh high stockings, etc

Actually encourages it! He wants to see your beauty!!

If anybody compliments how you look in the outfit he’ll let it slide, you’re his lovely lady after all so he knows you won’t leave him

But if somebody tries touching, stares for too long or makes a comment that’s a bit too mean he maaay or may not ‘accidentally’ hit them with a music note… ♪

“Oh, sorry about that dear, it was an accident :)” it wasn’t

Least possessive! He’s more loving and praising you and making sure you love yourself just as much!

Bun! Has! Finished!! WOOOOO!!

[oletus-writer]

Can I have Luchino (hunter), Wu, and Antonio with a s/o that’ll make the most wild dirty jokes and laugh their ass off about it? But if anything even slightly dirty actual happens they’ll get red in the face and look away or cover their eyes. They’re just like “THIS IS INAPPROPRIATE I REFUSE TO LOOK”

Sorry that this took a while - I’ve been getting a lot of requests, surprisingly. (Also I have written things I never thought I’d write. The nsfw keigan alphabet was nothing, but this? Not exactly a challenge but I had a lot of fun.)

Luchino (hunter), Wu Chang, Antonio x reader who makes inappropriate jokes but is actually shy

Warnings: nsfw themes

Luchino (hunter)

When he first met you, you had asked him how his penis worked, which surprised and amused him. I mean, it was nice not to have another shocked person, asking how it happened, but why the question?

‘Well… I have a hemipenis, which is the practical term for two penises, inverted inside my cloaca. A cloaca is a hole where animals use to urinate, defecate, and have sex with. This is common in reptiles, and, since I am half a lizard, it would make sense for me to - hang on. That’s not how you properly greet people, is it?’

Soon, Luchino got used to your jokes and even began to look forward to hearing them - it’s not everyday when someone cracks such crude jokes in the manor, let alone to a human lizard hybrid.

When the two of you started dating, he was hesitant to make any sexual advances in fear of you rejecting him because of his situation. However, when he did, your bashfulness first of all surprised him, then brought out a playful side to him.

‘Amore mio, what’s this? You’re shy? How cute. You’d be even cuter being pounded by me, no?’

Xie Bi’an

As the only person on the list that would feel slightly embarrassed to have heard those jokes, Bi’an hides it well. That doesn’t mean he doesn’t find it funny - you’ll hear some breathy laughter from the man.

‘You have quite the mind. Do you stay up late and think of these jokes?’

In a duo hunters match together, he was surprised when he began unbuttoning his shirt because of the heat and you turned red as a tomato. What were you embarrassed about? He was under the impression that you could not care less if he stood naked in front of you.

‘You’re quite red, do you have a fever? No? Then why are you blushing so much? Ah… if that’s the case, I shall button up.’

It doesn’t come as much of a problem when the two of you are dating, since Bi’an likes to take it slow and is more romantic than horny. However, when the time comes, he hopes you won’t be too shy.

Fan Wujiu

When you made your first joke, he was one of the people who audibly laughed - sometimes, he’d make similar jokes just to see Bi’an flustered.

‘Heh. You and I will get along, I think.’

He’s going to flirt at you, as a joke at first, and then, it kind of clicked. Wujiu liked you more than a toy, liked seeing your embarrassed expressions, but there was a pang of hurt when you began to avoid him.

‘You’re avoiding me? Come on, I’ll tease you less.’

After this, he was a bit avoidant - he stopped his touches and lessened his teasing remarks. Perhaps this absence made you reconsider your feelings towards the man?

Antonio

Finally there’s someone to match with his dirty brain. An unstoppable duo, the two of you are, a power couple. So it came no surprise when the announcement came that the two of you were official.

Romance with Antonio was a whirlwind, but a problem soon arose - you were too shy to have sex. When he discovered this, he too teased you relentlessly.

‘Why are you suddenly acting like this, songbird? You had no problem with traumatising Joseph, but won’t even look at my tits? They’re good tits, too, for a cadaver.’

Teasing remarks aside, he’ll do his best to be supportive, and would encourage some casual intimacy, such as touching your waist, sleeping in the same bed, etc. For you, he’ll take it as slow as you’d like, even though he’s itching to get a move on. Suppose that’s what masturbation is for.

‘Passero, would you like to sleep in my bed tonight? It feels awfully lonely without you. No pressure, though.’

[viiixs]

Hi bbg do you write for Requiem WuChang?👉👈

What if,,Their s/o got ambushed and then Requiem came to the rescue..

«🥼» MODELING ISSUE I

PART 1 OF 2 PARTS. (PART 2 LINK SOON!)

. . . RQ!XIE BI’AN & RQ!FAN WUJIU X READER … – warnings: heavily implied violence, mentions of alcohol, blood.

! — Note at the end of post! + scenario only.

«🥼» SCENARIO

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“This car ride is rather long, don’t you think?”

Bi’an mumurs as He looks out the window, crimson eyes soon falling to the Chauffeur driving upfront.

“Are we almost there?” Bi’an asks as the Chauffer’s eyes look at Requiem through the front windscreen.

The said man looking now at the Location app upon hearing Requiem’s question, He gazes back at the steering wheel.

“Just a little bit more, Sir Xie.”

Bi’an hums in acknowledgement as His gaze darts towards you in a questioning manner.

“Are you doing alright?”

He pats your head, looking at you with a soft gaze. He and Wujiu decided to bring you to one of their photoshoots for a campaign hosted by the Agency They recently signed up for. They were currently heading to the destined location as You and Requiem sat comfortably at the backseat.

This only happened since You were curious about what They do behind the scenes when they were modeling, since most of the time you usually get left alone in your shared Apartment.

The Curiosity Blossomed overtime as you started seeing your Two Lovers in Advertisements, Tarpaulins and even in Magazines more frequently, They were also trending online at one point! you just had to ask the Two what They usually do or whats up with Their sudden spike of popularity. You told them that you wish you can see them doing actual modeling. Fortunately, Requiem invited you to their next– now current shoot They’ll be doing. This is great, Considering how You’ll see them both at their full potential as models!

You nod in reply to His Question. a smile graces his lips.

“Thats good.”

His red eyes gazes at you before it moves to Fan Wujiu, Who is currently resting his head on the window next to your side.

“How about you, Wujiu. you okay?”

He looks at Wujiu who’s currently resting his head on his palm, staring mindlessly at the window.

“Mhm.”

Wujiu mumbled in reply.

Bi’an smiles at Him before sitting back on His seat. Humming Comfortably, satisfied with both your replies.

“Ah, I have a question.”

Bi’an and Wujiu’s eyes are now on you, curious gazes while Their eyebrows are raised.

“What is it?”

“How long have you guys been yknow… doing modeling? just curious.”

He thinks for awhile.

“Oh. quite awhile now actually... some agency asked us if we wanted the opportunity to star in Their upcoming Advertisement… We didn’t really have anything to do. never knew it would be such a hit.”

“So much so Wujiu had to mute His phone with How much Emails We’d get from the different agencies..”

Bi’an chuckles.

“so why not?”

Wujiu gives him a small glare.

“They’re annoying, okay?”

“I didn’t say they weren’t now… did I..?”

you and Bi’an share a small laugh as Wujiu looks away playfully rolling his eyes while facing the window.

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.

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The Car soon pulls over.

“We’re Here.”

Wujiu’s Cerulean eyes examine the Building from His window and raises an eyebrow suspiciously. It looked too empty to be deemed as the “Popular Agency.” in this city. but brushed it off as you Three got off the Car, although the suspicion still lies.

The Car soon drives away as you both were now left alone standing infront of the building.

Bi’an examines the building with an expectant look.

“Not what i was expecting… it looks different than it did with the Email they sent.”

“Looks bland as Hell.”

“Can’t disagree with you there…”

“well, whatever.” Bi’an shrugged as He looked at you with a smile

“Are you excited, ___?”

you smile back at him before nodding.

“Lets go now, yes?”

“Okay.”

You three walked inside the building… it was… quite desolate, in a way. there stood one employee at the front desk, Her gaze immediately going to you Three, almost… panicked.

“Hello. we are here for the campaign shoot.”

The Employee looks at Bi’an before nodding.

“Ah… yes, Requiem… correct?”

“Thats right.”

“and… who?”

She points at you expectantly as Bi’an looks at your direction.

“Ah, a special guest. no worries.”

Bi’an smiled as Wujiu stares at the Employee with a harsh glare. this feels… a little too off. It’s quite… desolate. in this place. There weren’t any people apart from the Front desk Herself, not too mention, it feels like someone is watching them.

it doesn’t feel too right.

“I-I see… alright then… i’ll just call our campaign manager to come down and we’ll get started.”

She reaches towards the telephone.

“They’re here.”

Suddenly, a group of men appeared out of nowhere and tackled Both Bi’an and Wujiu.

“What the…?!”

Wujiu and Bi’an tries to fight off the sudden group of men tackling them as you stare in shock and back away a little.

“what the hell…?!”

You kept backing in fear as your arm suddenly gets roughly grabbed by the perpetrators, trying to drag you away from Requiem.

You look in shock as you attempt to fight back to struggle out— albeit it wasn’t fruitless as you managed to kick one of the men, who only snarled in return. giving you a harsh glare.

“Agh- you-!”

He drags you now harshly as Wujiu and Bi’an look at you almost panicked.

“Wujiu- Bi’an-“

“___!”

They both called out to you while still trying to hold back the men. It was difficult as the group had blunt objects while Bi’an had the Umbrella. He was using it as some sort of shield while trying His best to not get hit across the face with the objects the men were using against them. Wujiu was in the middle of punching some of them in the face, barely almost evading their hits.

In a Fortune, Wujiu saw the vase from the counter and grabbed it.

“Duck!”

immediately throwing it to the man Bi’an was currently trying to hold back, Hissing from pain from the shards of glass that came from the impact of the throw, Bi’an managed to successfully shove the man off as He assisted Wujiu with the men that were surrounding Him.

while….

The Men that were dragging you away had enough of your struggling and eventually hit you across the head by swinging you across the head with a blunt- you hisses in pain as your consciousness slowly started to fade- as much as you wanted to fight back your vision darkening, it was useless as your vision faded to black. as you slumped back on the floor now unconscious.

The two men that were dragging you sighed exhaustingly, almost in relief.

“God… thank god. so damn stubborn. what do we even do with Them…? Don’t we only need to deal with Requiem?”

The man near him only shrugged.

“Can’t we just let them go? This isn’t even what the boss told us to do!”

“We can’t just release them. idiot. They can snitch on us and i’m not in the mood to deal with the authorities right now.”

He looks at you and scrutinizes your face.

“Besides. Requiem wouldn’t just bring some random person. Who knows, Judging by His concerned yell for this person earlier, we can use it to our advantage…”

………………

“Shit…”

Wujiu breathes out as He and Bi’an finally finished fighting off the other men. bloody traces stained throughout the entire Lobby, unconscious bodies along with shattered glass and more unpleasantries as They both slump back on the floor, using the wall as a support.

Bi’an stares at Wujiu with an almost relieved smile.

“.. Nice Aim earlier.”

Wujiu stares back at Him.

“It was Tough luck… Thank god we managed to fight them off.” He breathes out.

It was a moment of silence as Bi’an opens His eyes for a second, before it suddenly widens.

“…wait.”

“..Wujiu”

Bi’an nudges Him

“Wh-?”

Requiem suddenly becomes more alert at the sudden realization.

They checked their surroundings and then suddenly remembered.

“wait…”

“____!” They shouted your name as They searched throughout the entire Lobby and when they saw nothing, staring at the Direction the culprits took you while They were occupied with the men- they immediately went there.

They searched throughout the entire building for any sign of you. Despite the Exhaustion that came along the fight– They couldn’t just leave you! They searched frantically, no traces of you throughout the building. checking every crevice for no answer.

after a little while of searching. They came to the conclusion that You were brought along by them.

as much as They didn’t like it, but it was their only choice.

They grit their teeth at the conclusion and hope those damn bastards don’t do anything bad to you. They need trace your current location… and They know who They could rely on for this type of situation.

Nitre.

“Bi’an, call the Chauffeur, Immediately!”

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(hideout of true proof)

“Seems like i finally won against you.” True Proof smiles at the Female infront of Her as She stares at Bloodfan, dangling the Queen piece infront of Her as she smiles in reply of her defeat, putting Her fan down on Her lap as she claps.

“Well played, Demi. you’ve certainly gotten better at chess since we last played.” The woman only grins in response of Bloodfan’s words.

“Of course… its a great way to pass the time.”

True Proof walks to one of Her cabinets in Her office.

“Missions have been a pain in the ass haven’t they? why not treat this to a glass of wine? you need to loosen up more.” She pops open a wine cork and starts pouring on Her glass. “My treat.”

Bloodfan shakes her head. “Thank you, but I Don’t Drink.”

True proof chuckles

“Still the Teetotaler, huh..?”

Bloodfan nods. “Perhaps a certain… member of ours would like this.”

True proof raises an eyebrow.

“Ah.. let me guess?”

“Wujiu!”

“Bi’an.”

“…”

They both share a hearty laugh at their contrasting response, the four of them were very close friends ever since from Highschool to starting an entire Group. They remained close since.

“They’re really different with the effects of Alcohol… huh..?” The said hearty laugh soon dies down into small giggles as Bloodfan nods.

“Wujiu’s drunken state can almost rival yours.”

“Hey… I’m not that bad when I get tips-“

“Wheres Nitre?!”

True Proof flinches at the harsh swing of Their office door, Turning around immediately revealing two yet familiar disheveled men clearly in a raging state of anger despite one’s nonchalant expression.

“speak of the devil…” Bloodfan mutters as she opens Her Fan to conceal Her half of her face.

It was no more than Requiem Themselves.

“Nitre… Nitre! where is She?!” Wujiu yelled angrily. gripping the door with such frequency that it looked like He can break it if He wished. He looks around the room before hitting the door.

“Where is She damn it!”

“Woa, woa, woa! calm down! what’s going on with you both? what happened?” True Proof asks in concern as She steps closer.

“Ambush. They took ____ with them.” Bi’an grips the umbrella harshly.

“Turns out that the said ‘Model Agency’ was just a phony to Lure us to their plan.”

“damn bastards.”

Their anger was conspicuous in every way possible, Damn it… Wujiu already knew something was wrong; yet His intuition was correct. They shouldn’t have left their guard down– even if the Invitation sounded harmless, looks can be deceiving, and Requiem learnt it the second time.

“We need Nitre, We need to track down those asses.”

Note: OH MY, OH MY GOD. (bite me reference)

this request made me so happy, it made me jump in excitement, made me drop my phone and made my jawdrop. i love rq wu chang sm this request was so YUMMY. i loved writing it (sorry it took awhile i keep procrastinating on my requests)

theres more coming up btw part 2 will be posted tomorrow. … its 12 am im so tired and my wrist is hurting and this is… not proofread

AND I CAN FINALLY VALIDATE MY REQUIEM MODELING HC TEEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHQUFAQOVQPQ (<- stupid) AGH. but i just wanna thank u anon ily and yes bbg i do write for requiem.

🧍 hope i did this request with justice because i’m currently going through 82728 (more or less) second hand embarrassment from my writing ESPECIALLY THE FIGHT SCENE. THIS IS MY FIRST TIME WRITING FIGHT SCENe so llease …spare me.

update: part 2 will be delayed. i need to rewrite some stuff💥💥

[sandwichfordinner]

hello! if youre comfortable with it, could you write wu chang x reader nsfw headcanons and some wih joseph too?

Note:

Finally I am finished ya all with this

Anyways I tried my best , I am still learning how to write nsfw 🧍‍♀️

Why do I always cringe at my nsfw fanfics..

Warnings: nsfw , if you’re uncomfortable with nsfw please don’t read.

Joseph

He is 100% a virgin, he hasn’t thought of doing it with you but really wants to start a family with you. A happy family. But the problem is that both of you are trapped in a hell hole, always exhausted and injured.

Both of you don’t spend so much time together. If you’re a survivor and you get a match with him and wait at the dining table with the others you will see him on the big stool that he has sat waiting for the match to start. You happily start calling for his name to get his attention <3

Okay but to the nsfw part

He starts with gentle touches , things aren’t going too fast. He gives you a few pecks on your neck but starts biting it 1 minute later. When he finds your sweet spot he immediately starts sucking it.

Your whimpers are music to his ears.

But he will let out some quiet moans too, he just can’t hold it. You’re so soft he just can’t help it.

He tries his best not to cvm too early. He did accidentally on the first time.

It’s rare to see him horny.

When it has been 2-3 days without seeing him, he is the first one making a step. Searching for you. When he found you again outside, you saw him and jumped from excitement to see him again and hugged him really close.

This was the time he was feeling horny. His hot breath hitting your exposed neck which you shivered.

“Show me how much you missed me~”

Wu Chang

Xie Bi’an

THE MOST GENTLE ONE. He is actually really scared to hurt you, you’re like a porcelain doll and he tries his best not to break you.

He’s not a big fan of kinks, but he likes the praise kink. He loves it when he is fucking you , and when he’s close , hearing your angelic voice ,,you’re doing amazing (insert what ur favourite pet name is for him)~’’. Nah that makes him cvm very quickly.

He also likes when you kiss him at the moment he cvms inside you, that leaves a salvia between you two.

Don’t expect too much from him, he really likes it but it’s too exhausting for him.

When both of you are finished , he requests you to bath together. ❤️

Fan Wujiu

Listen , he is the rough and aggressive one.

He likes to bite you really hard till the spot he has bitten starts to bleed. But if you don’t want that , because it’s hurting you, he will stop and apologise and kiss sweetly the spot where he has bitten you.

Don’t pull his hair tho. It will piss him off a little bit which in those actions he will be more rough. You will not walk for 1 week, BUT FOR 2.

When he feels horny he might randomly pin you from behind . Is it pinning you on a table or at the balcony, which you get pretty flustered and scared of someone might see you two. Of course that happens when both of you alone and no one else.

His moans aren’t quiet or loud either. But he is 100% topping you. He doesn’t let you top him , it depends on his mood. But when you start begging him to ride him he will tease you so you can earn it.

[manor-historian]

HI MERRYYYY can i ask for some xiefan x insomniac!reader scenarios/headcanons?? likee, reader can't sleep so its up to their boyfriends to keep them occupied until they pass out or something :))) thank you in advance have a great night/day!!!!!

YESS OFC YOU CAN!! christening this blog with some fluffy xiefan x reader, what a great day ^^

Wu Chang x Insomniac!Reader

There’s no scenario where the guards are happy to see you stressed or in pain, and this is no exception. Whatever the reason for your insomnia, they’re going to do their best to at least help you through it.

Xie Bi’An’s focus is on helping you relax. Before you try to sleep, he’ll be in the bathroom drawing you a warm bath complete with lavender aromatherapy. If you’re willing, he’ll help wash your skin and hair as you unwind, but even if you aren’t he’s ready with the fluffiest towels and the warmest set of pajamas.

Warm milk, tea, whatever your preference- he’s already in the kitchen making you both a cup (and one for Wujiu, of course.).

As you’re making yourself comfortable on the bed, Bi’An’s picking out a story to read to you- silence certainly won’t help you sleep any faster. If there’s a topic you want to talk about instead, he has no problems engaging you in conversation until you finally start to feel sleepy. 

Secretly though, he really likes reading books to you; you just look so serene, even before you’re actually asleep. It’s a moment he doesn’t get to see very often, and he cherishes it every time.

Fan Wujiu’s focus is making you feel comfortable. Unlike Bi’An, he’s not as skilled when it comes to comforting people, so he tries to treat you as he’d want you to treat him if the roles were reversed (not that he’ll ever admit that, though.).

While you’re in the bath, he’s fluffing your pillows and getting you extra blankets. There might be a stray comment about how messy your bed and room get, but he still makes an effort to tidy it up a bit.

Once you’re out, he’ll offer his shoulder or chest for you to lay on. He’s not the warmest individual (both emotionally and physically), but if you accept he’ll arrange the pillows to make sure you’re especially comfortable while you do so, and hold his arm around you for good measure.

If you ask, he’ll hold your hand, rub your face with his fingers, or do any kind of affectionate touch as Bi’An is reading to you both. Sometimes he interrupts, and it turns into a lighthearted back-and-forth between the two. Even if it derails from the story, it’s always nice hearing your boyfriends speak so casually with each other.

As you’re finally beginning to tire, Bi’An will close his book and join Wujiu in snuggling you in bed. Bi’An will keep talking if you ask him to, but he won’t go to sleep until you’re already snoring. Wujiu is…less disciplined about staying awake for you, but the sound of his breathing against your shoulder is comforting in and of itself.

If you ask very very nicely in this moment, either one of them will sing you a lullaby. They aren’t the greatest singers, but their voices are soft and so full of affection that it’s incredibly hard not to feel at ease when they sing to you, especially if they’re singing together.

Before you know it, you’re blinking sunlight out of your eyes as you wake up sandwiched between your two boyfriends. Good luck getting out of bed on time.

[ithaquasbbg]

IDV REQUESTS FORM AND MASTERLIST (LU: 21st Jan’24)

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Hi, I’m Mae! My requests are always open unless noted otherwise. That out of the way, here’s my form! (Master list under the cut)

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Type : One shots, scenarios, and matchups allowed

Pairing : CharacterxCharacter and CharacterxReader allowed

Additional info : things like model!reader or any AUs you want covered.

Current character limit : 5 for Headcanons, and 1 for one shots for times sake, but if I have motivation I’ll do more :)

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MASTERLIST

OLETUS MANOR GENERAL HEADCANONS

Naib Subedar (mercenary)

- Naib x Siren!S/o (Headcannon + Oneshot)

- Ganji, Naib, and Norton when sabotaged by s/o

- Andrew, Naib & Lucky guy w/ an injured s/o

- Ganji, Norton and Naib when their s/o gets into a fight

Luca Balsa (Prisoner)

- Luca & Andrew x Shy! Affectionate! S/o (Headcannons)

Andrew Kreiss (Grave keeper)

- Luca & Andrew x Shy! Affectionate! S/o (Headcannons)

- Andrew, Naib & Lucky guy w/ an injured s/o

Aesop Carl (Embalmer)

- Aesop x Amnesiac! Reader

- Aesop x Amnesiac! Reader pt. 2

- Aesop x Amnesiac! Reader pt. 3

- Aesop and Eli when their S/O gets into a fight

- Selfish | Aesop x ballerina! Reader

Ithaqua (Night watch)

-Snowy - Ithaqua x reader

- (PLATONIC) Joseph and Ithaqua found family Hcs

- (PLATONIC) Father’s Day - Ithaqua & Child! Reader

- ITHAUGUST 2023 MASTERLIST

- Pretty boy - Ithaqua x gender neutral reader.

- Ithaqua with a short Hunter s/o Headcanons

- Don’t worry - Ithaqua x reader

- Ithaqua | Night watch cuddling Headcanons

- Ithaqua | Night Watch w/ a clingy s/o headcanons

- Ithaqua | Night Watch kissing headcanons

Luchino (Evil reptilian/Professor)

- Luchino x Pyromaniac! S/O

- Luchino and Jack with an exhausted S/O

Joseph (Photographer)

- (PLATONIC) Joseph and Ithaqua found family hcs

- Mon Cher - Jose x reader x Joseph

- Reflection - Joseph x reader

- Joseph with a reader who dislikes the photo world Headcanons

- Joseph Desaulnier | Photographer general relationship Headcanons

Jack (The ripper)

- Jack the Ripper x reader Headcanons

- Luchino and Jack with an exhausted S/O

Ganji Gupta (Batter)

- Ganji, Naib and Norton when sabotaged by s/o

- Ganji, Norton and Naib when their s/o gets in a fight

Norton Campbell (Prospector/Fools Gold)

- Ganji, Naib and Nortion when sabotaged by s/o

- Ganji, Norton and Naib when their s/o gets into a fight

- Norton Campbell | Prospector / “Fools gold” general relationship Headcanons

Jose Baden (first officer)

- Mon Cher - Jose x reader x Joseph

- Jose Baden | First officer w/ an adoring S/o Headcanons

Lucky guy

- Andrew, Naib & Lucky guy w/ an injured s/o

Nathaniel Norwell (Guest appearance?!?!)

- Regain control - Nathaniel Norwell/ Nebu x reader

- Nathaniel Norwell with a fiancé S/O

- Nathaniel Norwell with a manipulative reader Headcanons

Victor Grantz | Postman

- Victor Grantz | postman with a fem pen pal reader Headcanons

Eli Clark | Seer

- Aesop and Eli when their s/o gets into a fight

Frederick Kreiburg | Composer

- Frederick Kreiburg | Composer general relationship Headcanons

MATCHUPS (can be read as Headcanons)

-Matchup 01 - Antonio & Frederick

-Matchup 02 - Orpheus & Ithaqua

-Matchup 03 - Joseph

-Matchup 04 - Frederick

-Matchup 05 - Aesop, Demi & Sangria

-Matchup 06 - Wu Chang (Xie Bi’an & Fan Wujiu)

-Matchup 07 - Luchino & Alva

- Matchup 08 - Grace | Naiad

More to be added :)

[yanderefantasies]

Wu chang x reader passed out in the match?

For sure! Tysm for the request! I hope it’s to your liking

This post and the one before it are now the only Wu Chang requests since I had to delete a few of them- terribly sorry if your request wasn’t answered, but I had my own reasons for not doing them- for now, I hope this will suffice

I have an Embalmer request right after this one so uh,, stay tuned for that ig

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•Immediately freaks out and assumes you’re hurt- Fan would have to try and calm Xie down to the best of his abilities even though he too is mentally screaming.

•Obviously they’re both worried- Xie would have to practically beg Fan to surrender just so that they could take you to Emily.

•Whether it was because you really were hurt, or because you were sleep deprived- regardless, Fan would give you a harsh scolding while Xie would just keep checking you over to really make sure that you’re okay.

•No matter the reason, they both were very worried about your safety. What if it was a different hunter in the match?? They could have taken advantage of you, poor darling- they really can’t trust you to be by yourself can they?

•Definitely more restrictive afterwards. Fan would pressure you to stay in your/their room since it’s not like they really trust anyone else in the manor anyways, what if you pass out again? They can’t have anyone bothering you when that happens.

•The most Xie would do is dote on you more than usual by making sure you’re taking care of yourself and going to bed at the right time.

•A tired darling makes for a worried yandere! We can’t have that.

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[luchinosgf]

Can you do Wu Chang x sick fem!Reader after she tries to go on a match,but almost passes out?

FIRST WUWU!! I’m actually gonna include both Xie and Fan as seperate people, but in the future if you’re requesting Wu Chang, please specify which guard! or else I’ll do both just by default.

i did take some. creative liberty. here.

The guards have a crush on you, and you don’t know it. :)

Xie Bi’an (White Guard)

A worried mess.

If he’s your hunter, and you pass out while kiting him, he’s gonna lose it.

He won’t chair you or anything, he’ll carry you and frantically run to the nearest person with medical expertise because he doesn’t know why you passed out to begin with.

He’s kinda yelling that he’s not gonna catch anyone, he’s not using you for free hits, and he just wants someone to help while explaining that you just passed out mid run and probably hit your head.

Naib, who was on your team, tries to help with the basic first aid he knows but in the end Emily is really the only person Bi’an can trust with you in this state.

And she ain’t on your team this time!!

He’ll surrender just so the gates open for him to bring you back to the manor relatively unharmed, and bring you straight to Emily’s infirmary.

Emily lets him sit by you while she does her work, and he just kinda rests his chin on his hands all worried like as he watches her.

Now, Emily ain’t dumb, she realizes what’s going on here.

“Y’know,” she says to him, making his ears prick up in her direction as his eyes stay trained on you, “If you like them, you really should tell them. I have a feeling they feel the same.”

Emily knows things Bi’an doesn’t, and he kinda flushes up at her words.

They start to talk, primarily about how he should tell you, and you wake up finally not long after.

Emily does her thing: taking your temperature, giving you some of that good ol’ medicine, the works. You’re just sick, she deems, and you shouldn’t be overexerting yourself.

Bi’an is releaved to say the least. He’d bonk his head on the bed as if to say “thank god” and grab your hand.

You didn’t know why he grabbed your hand, but you squeezed it back. and he looked up at you, smiled, and squeezed.

Emily silently took her leave as Bi’an sat on thr bed beside you, ready to tell you everything he felt.

Fan Wujiu (Black Guard)

“Holy fucking SHIT what the FUCK”

He’s so vulgar.

He really did not expect you passing out whrn he tried using his bell to stun you. He didn’t expect that like, at all.

Literally doesn’t know what to do at all. Does he chair you? You’re downed technically but this is like, way beyond the perameters for a downed survivor. Does he like, wait for someone to help? Does he help? You do look kinda cute like this, all relaxed.

Mans is head over heels but no one knows that.

He picks you up and takes you to the nearest survivor, which happens to be Martha, and he just kinda motions for her to help you in a really vague way. Which makes her go 🤨 “?????” because he’s a hunter.

And then he explains what happened and she kinda goes into panic mode. Like Naib, I expect her to have some first aid knowledge, and hearing you suddenly passed out and might’ve hit your head worried her beyond belief.

Which in turn, made Wujiu’s heart fall. He didn’t think you might actually be hurt. He’s not the brightest.

He starts to get a little bit aggressive, now fueled with panic, and does kinda yell at Martha while she tries to help.

She gives him the meanest stare she can muster and tells him, “Surrender and get them to Emily.”

Which he does, after swallowing his pride. Goodbye near perfect win rate..

It’s actually Martha who takes you to Emily, Wujiu kind of anxiously walking and muttering behind her. “They’re fine, this wasn’t my fault, I didn’t hurt her, it wasn’t me who caused this..”

Although Wujiu seems like a vulgar jerk at first glance, he really isn’t. He’s just afraid he’s going to be hurt again like he was, since he was the one framed for the crime that killed him.

And man, you being hurt shakes him to his core.

He isn’t allowed in the room with Emily, you and Martha. She keeps him out because he gets aggressive.

Martha leaves once you wake up, completely ignoring Wujiu on her way out, and Emily finally let him in. He ran inside, immediately going to you and asking if you were okay, what was happening, if you were hurt, if he was the one that hurt you — he’s talking too fast for anyone to keep up.

And then you sneezed and it all linked up in his head. He’d start scolding you for playing a match while you were sick, and above all trying to kite him while you were sick. He scolds you in a way a mother would scold a young child though, he’s not seriously angry despite how he looks.

Emily kinda slid out of the room during that. Too awkward for her to be standing there.

Wujiu wouldn’t tell you how he felt here, he’d wait until he were sure you felt the same. He masks his feelings now as just worry for your safety. You’d have to wait for the confession 👁

[l0pp0]

Back again, hah! Could you write a Wu Chang imagine with a hunter S/O? Maybe a fic where they chill in the forest? You're writing is really good and I really love Wu Chang pft.. <333

Henlo !! It’s been forever since I’ve written something, hope this is alright !

TW: none Word Count: 1.3 k

Monotone Colors

Wu Chang x Reader

Monotone colors are so dull.

Every week over and over scheduled matches take place. Every day, you’d use your abilities to chase down survivors until one of you won. A scoff of a survivors taunt, the draw of an oh so close win. Hands and back stiff from the countless days spent swinging at mice of survivors. The maps would change, the survivors faces would differ. But every single day, is just more and more repetitive. It’s all just dull, grey tones with little to no life. The maps all slur into a frenzy of black to white, eventually mixing into a pot of hit, chase, balloon, hit, chase, balloon , hit, chase, balloon-

The one thing though, the one thing that shone so bright like the luminous stars were their faces. Xie Bi’an, the white guard, a man who knows the world of serene and logical pathways to solutions. Fan Wuiju, the black guard, Bi’an’s counterpart and partner in crime. As the black guard covers the terrain of straight-to-the-point mentality and blunt truth. Two men that somehow let you see a glimpse of warmth, despite your shared cold environment that is the manor.

The sheets of your bed swarm you like the oceans wave. The comfort of your ivory white blankets drown you where the aches of your hands only can reach oh so much. A polite knock at your oak door interrupts the beckons of sleep. Everything was so bright but now in a hell of a life, it’s all mundane. With a foot dragged against the ice cold floor, you face the wooden door. With a twist of your wrist on the golden doorknob, reveals the faces of two men you knew well.

“Wu Chang” both stood at your door with a glow in their presence. You didn’t dislike anyone from the manor, no one in particular. A few survivors stood and remain irritating for you yet they’re apart of this hell too. The fellow hunters however, it ranged. On some days it was fine to socialize, on the others you’d remain to stay out in your living quarters. As everyone understood that everyone needs a bit of space.

Yet with the two tall men standing proud at your door, nothing but the expression of confusion could be displayed on your fave. Why were they here? You’d admit they peak your interest with their pursuits in your affection. As they both use their own methods to sway your love. It was entertaining and their presence is always a comfort. Today however, a cheeky smile from Wuiju and a smirk from Bi’an, caught you puzzled.

Bi’an, with a speck of a whisper in your ear, tells you to follow the both of them. What more is there to do? You were done with your matches for the day, and you’d could use the excitement. Wujiu’s hand is reached out far in  front of you. The open palm beckoning you to take it, and accept their offer. The chance to get outside the manor, even just for a moment. And take a break from the full life that is enslaved inside the walls of matches. A reluctant sign escapes the part between your lips and you grab the hand of the black guard.

With a flick between blinks showed the sensation of soft dirt under your feet. Dart around your eyes in a desperation to take it all in. A tree? No... Multiple. A forest, a forest surrounds you. Talk, leafy green spring woods encase you like a jail cell with bars bug enough to slip through. Moss covers dark grey rocks like a parasite, the smell of earth almost overbearing you. Rocks and twigs scatter beneath your feet, but no dirt path to be found. Pure nature screams as birds sing to each other in sweet melody. The large trees range so high that their tops are to be ascended with the clouds.

A soft snicker is heard behind you, only to see that the black guard is the culprit of such crime. A slight wind enraptures the long braids of the pair, their hair moving like snakes against the current. Bi’an remains a smile so soft, it would almost be unnoticeable. As the smell of flowers attacks you, Wujiu approaches you with his remaining laugh.

Wuiju, eyes purple and prominent, opens his arms wife’s and gestures to the life around you. It’s all so refreshing, a break from the cumbersome schedule of the manor. You know you’ll be placed in that hell for as long as you can guess, but some company wouldn't hurt. The white guard creeps behind you whilst the black guard entertains you with facts about the land. Suddenly, two long sleeves of white take hold of your midsection.

With a fling and a pump of strength, your body gets placed in the Princess carry of Bi’an. Wuiju grows playfully upset at this, bothering Bi’an that he wished to hold you in his arms. With a roll of golden yellow eyes and a light remark back, you remained his Bian’s arms.

This time, nothing was a blur of the same colors over and over. So many hues presented themselves in front of your eyes, it was almost overwhelming. The sound of twigs crunching under their feet was so loud, yet the chatter of their voices drowned out the noise. Now it was only you three existing at the same time in the mystical forest. In such a grey life, would it hurt to allow yourself to see some color?

The harsh kiss of the bright sun attack your skin, the amber orb peering down at you 3. The trees shook once more, releasing a plethora of leaves in shades of green you haven’t seen in so long. Gingerly you were put down from the embrace of the white guard. The black guard quickly wraps your left hand around his, as white mirrors the action with your right.

You thought the breath of the forest would conclude at that, yet to your eyes appears pigments unknowns to your mind. Under the shade of the colossal trees lies you and Wu Chang. The variations of flowers to mushrooms steaks your attention.

The conversations flow like river water down the stream of a mountain. Effortless, easy, and in perfection. One word spilled after another, and soon it was clear it was a rare occasion where you were this comfortable. And they took pride in that fact. A soft breeze sweeps you, as the small flower dances in rhythm. The feeling of layered moss cushioned your seat under the trees protection of the aggressive sun.

Bi’an listened to all your issues and anything that came to your mind. As Wuiju picked beautiful flowers that reminded him of your features. Bi’an noticed Wuiju’s persistent picking of the florescent buds and got to work picking bright flowers. No words needed to be dispersed as the company of the two men and the chime of the forest was all audio needed. You’re back faced the two men, as you peered out into the maze that is the large trees.

The sound of repetitive snapping crowd behind you. With a twist of your head reveals the two guards bending over a... wreath? No much too small for such item, need it not be since it’s months from winter... A triumphant shout escaped from Wuiju’s throat and Bi’an smiled with his teeth. Soon they take both their hands to take the mysterious item and present to you.

With closer inspection reveals a flower crown. Leaves adorned in bright shades of green and flowers varying in shades of all pigments. A crown perfectly fitted for the top of your head, truly pronouncing the true royalty you are. As sun started to lower, the two men took in your hands once more with a confess of their shared love for you. Suddenly the world no longer kept the true color of things from you, and now nothing felt empty. Nothing felt as if you were longing for the release of some pressure, no longer was the world in shades of black white and grey.

A heated blush spread bright red and a smile unable to remove form your cheeks, you accept their affections. As you all headed back to the manor, both your hands held the palm of someone you could call your own.

Maybe, just maybe, the world isn’t so dull.

[alastors-sthuff]

RULES!

Will do:

- Heterosexual

- Homosexual:

Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Pansexual, Polysexual, Omnigender, Graysexual, Demisexual, Demigender.

- Including:

Polyamonorous, Pangender, Non-Binary, Neutrios, Maverique, Gender Questioning, Genderqueer, Genderflux, Genderfluid, Bigender, Aromantic, Androgynous, Agender, Transgender.

- OC x character

Make sure to tell me all the information about your OC!

- Mixing Universes

- Body switch

- SFW

- Mind controlled

No gore, murder, NSFW acts such as intercourse/rape

- Break ups

Short term, lost feelings, having feelings for someone else, long term

- Pranks

No gore, no extreme injuries, mild/light injuries only, no cheating/something which might imply cheating

- Matchups

Won't do:

- Death

- Rape

- NSFW

- Character x character

- Toxic scenarios

Such as toxic relationships, people & family

- Suicide

- Self harming

- Marriage break ups

With children, without children

- Cheating

- Abandoning:

Children, pets, people in general such as character/characters, reader.

- Incest

- Abortion

- Pedophilia

WHAT DO I WRITE?

- One-shots, Headcannons, Matchups: CLOSED!

- Mortal Kombat 11

Females

Kitana, Mileena, Sindel, Cassie Cage, Jacqui Briggs.

Males

Scorpion/Grandmaster Hasashi, Noob Saibot, Sub-Zero, Fujin, Liu Kang, Shang Tsung.

- Mortal Kombat 1

Females

Sindel, Kitana, Mileena, Li Mei.

Males

Lord Liu Kang, Sub-Zero, Scorpion, Smoke, Raiden, Kenshi Takahashi, Shang Tsung, Titan Shang Tsung.

- Skullgirls

Females

Cerebella, Eliza, Filia, Fukua, Ms. Fortune, Squigly, Valentine.

- Identity V

Females

Mary, Michiko, Yidhra.

Males

Joseph Desaulniers, Naib Subedar, Luca Balsa, Xie Bi’an & Fan Wujiu, Antonio, Eli Clark.

- Genshin Impact

Males

Diluc, Bennett, Thoma, Wanderer, Kaedehara Kazuha, Xiao, Venti, Zhongli, Baizhu, Kaveh, Tighnari, Cyno, Neuvillette, Wriothesley.

Females

Hu Tao, Xinyan, Yae Miko, Raiden Ei, Kuki Shinobu, Mona.

- Overwatch 2

Males

Ramattra, Baptiste, Lifeweaver, Lucio, Zenyatta.

Females

D.Va, Junker Queen, Sojourn, Echo, Sombra, Widowmaker, Illiari, Kiriko, Mercy.

DO NOT INTERACT!

- Pedophile

- Racist people

- If you ship adult characters with minor characters

- Transphobes & Homophobes

- Toxic/Narcissistic people

- If you enjoy making fun of people/bullying people

- If you’re a relative: you probably won’t know it’s me, but if somehow you do, please don’t interact with my blog.

[abandonedbun]

Triggering topic, if you are triggered by this please do scroll away

Topic:S*lf harm/c*tting

Reacting to recent scars

Characters:Naib, Joseph, Wu Chang

PLEASE NOTE: Bun is not romanticizing these topics but simply spreading awareness and writing comfort for anyone who needs it. Romanticization/fetishization of this is not tolerated on this blog

Last warning, Bun is not responsible if you read this or not

Naib Subedar

He’d be so scared, for a moment he wouldn’t know what to do

He’s never expect to see you with arms with recently dried blood

At first Naib would seem so angry, asking things like “What the fuck is this?” “The hell’s going on?!”

But it would quickly end when he looks again at your scars, he tells you to stay put as he comes back with bandages

He’s scarily silent when he’s wrapping your arms up you don’t have a clue what he’s thinking while he’s doing this

As soon as he’s done he finally breaks. You were expecting to be scolded but instead he hugged you tightly, he’s never held you this tightly before

For a second you were confused but when you felt tears drip on your shoulder you realized how scared he was and how much he cared for you

He was terrified, he didn’t want to lose you, he didn’t want you to leave his side

After what felt like an eternity of silence he told you that this wasn’t going to help, that there’s so many better ways and this definitely wasn’t a solution to whatever problems you had going on

He’d be scared of leaving your side, he stays by your side almost 24/7 and is holding you close

When you’re asleep (or when he thinks you’re asleep) it would be the only time he’d cry, he can’t handle the thought of you dying on him

He’s only angry at himself for not doing something earlier, but he wants to get over it for you to do something for you now

Joseph Desaulniers

He’s more scared and emotional then anyone

He can’t handle seeing you in such pain

When he first saw them he thought they were from matches but the lies he told himself stopped working

He couldn’t fool himself, matches wouldn’t give scars like that, give scars aligned in such a specific way

When he came to the realization his heart sank, he felt sick to his stomach

He felt like throwing up because he knew people who did this often had a reason, a reason very well known

He’d sob so much, he’d do it for hours. He too can’t handle the thought of losing you, he’s already lost his brother he doesn’t want to lose you as well

The next time he sees you his hair’s a mess, his shirt’s wrinkled and there are heavy dark circles under his eyes

He tries to keep his voice as steady as possible and asks to speak with you in private

When he asks the question you can hear his voice shaking and starting to crack

He looks you in the eyes with his tired ones

You both know the answer, but Joseph needs you to be honest, lying would just hurt more

When you do admit to it he breaks down and pulls you to a tight embrace

He’s whispering in your ear, begging you not to leave him, telling you how much light you brings to this world

After enough words of reassurance have been said to the both of you he’s hesitant but loosens his grip and lets you go

But he won’t let you leave his side, even if you have a match. He’ll find a way to let you be excused

Only when (if you’re a survivor) you’re matched with him he’ll let you go, on the condition you meet him at a selected spot. He completely ignores other survivors and stays out of their sight with you, if they get too annoying or make an even slightly rude comment to you they’re instantly getting chaired or bled out

On the days you don’t leave he’s in bed with you holding you close and making sure you know you’re loved

He only ever gets up to get you food, water and to fix a bath for the two of you

And even when he’s getting food he’s carrying you so you stay with him

It takes him a while but he eventually calms down a bit and lets you do your own thing

He’ll always worry, but over time he gets better at acting he isn’t scared anymore while letting you know he cares

Xie Bi’an and Fan Wujiu

They’d be the most understanding, especially Xie Bi’an

When they first see your scars they don’t point it out right away, they could be old and not everyone is okay with talking about it

But when they notice them growing more and you doing more things to hide your arms like wearing long sleeves and wearing jackets even if it’s a hot day, their concern grows more and more

Fan didn’t exactly know how to approach the topic, he wants to show he cares but he doesn’t know how to, so Xie says he can do most of the talking

Xie gently asks you if you can talk, promising nothing bad will happen and nobody’s mad or disappointed

When he does his voice is soft and soothing

He asks you what’s been going on in your mind and if you really have been harming yourself, he knows but he wants to know if you trust him enough to be honest

When you tell him the truth, he just holds you close, he asks if you want to talk about any of your problems, telling you he understands exactly how you feel but it won’t solve anything, and taking the bigger step is just going to cause more pain

Fan does come in to comfort you as well, doing a bit more talking so Xie doesn’t get too overwhelmed with bad memories

He reassures you it’ll all be okay like Xie said, he says it isn’t the answer

They know it’ll be hard but they want you to try and stop. Not for them but for yourself, you need to do it for yourself

They won’t cling to you but they will be around you a bit more then usual and do check ins once in a while

Xie does sometimes cry when you’re not around, he and Fan talk about their worries in this situation

They may not be sobbing but they really are scared and worried, they care so much

They make little promises to you that life will get better, that everything will get better soon, and they’ll be by your side the whole time

[hatsur-simp]

Got any cute Wu Chang ( both of them ) x GN reader HCs 👉👈

Wu Chang {Xie & Fan}

{GN/NB s/o!!}

{Xie Bi’an -White Guard}

{Fan Wujiu -Black Guard}

SFW

- Xie, holding guilt despite what Fan tells him is extremely attached to you, so he’s always seeking your attention in some form! He wants you to rant to him about the good and bad! He loves your voice, he never gets sick of it.

- Fan is usually the cold/closed off one, he seems skeptic at first of the affection but seeing Xie happy with you makes him happy! Give him a moment, but he warms up fast like a cat, and is known to always be open to a snuggle pile♥️

- Both of them are overly attached, they have a fear they’re a curse to love, so please remind them daily, they need that reassurance you won’t disappear on them.

- Xie, being the touchy one, makes Fan the listening one. He listens just as well as Xie, and always offers his best advice possible. He adores you, and so does Xie.

- Both of them, BOTH, want you to play with their hair and style it when humanly possible, they’ll even fully let their hair down with you around.

- Fan, Fan is very touch starved nonetheless, even with Xie. Behind those closed doors expect immediate affection from him.

- They may be 8’6, but that sure doesn’t stop them from picking you right up and nuzzling you between them, they’re cold, your warmth calms them.

- Xie gets panic/anxiety attacks time to time, it’s hard to calm him down but just having you and Fan in his arms, he knows he’s now safe, there’s no need to fret. Same with Fan.

- They aren’t always the best with their words but always leave you cute little letters and gifts.

- Xies soul siphon doesn’t need to be a hallucination, nor for against others, he can use it when you need to disconnect from reality and pretend people don’t exist. He checks on you however, just to make sure you’re ok.

- Fan uses his bell to stop you from running during play fighting, he sweeps you into his arms everytime he catches you with it, it’s one of few times you see a genuine smile out of him.

- In the end, their nights can be restless but sleep easy with you between them, holding you tight, yet protective. You’re their ray of light in the storm, their flame in the dark. They would never have it another way.

[viiixs]

!! Far east Wind Scenario/Drabbles :3

FEW! Xie Bi’an + FEW! Fan Wujiu x reader insert

Reader is Gender neutral. + note at the end of post.

5. stages of love with them 🍃

« SCENARIO »

Living life in the Imperial Palace as a Servant, was it a blessing or a curse? it seems like a dream to work in such a gorgeous yet safe environment, and in return you only offer your services to clean. unbeknownst to them, life isn’t as “dream-like” as expected. It was a matter of survival living in the Palace, whether it’d be one small mistake, you could potentially risk putting yourself at harm. its even worse for the Imperial Concubines and Consorts, as they fight for the favour of the Emperor.

yet what choice did you have? you’ve been selected to be a Servant for the Noble Consort, to attend to Her needs, and take care of Her. It was hectic at first, yet as Time passed by, you’ve gotten used to your busy life in the Palace. growing friendships and trying to avoid punishment- it was the norm.

and despite having a good friendship with alot of Servants, there was one in particular that was rude to you. it was one of the several Eunuch’s working for the Emperor. and due to His Status, He takes advantage of it by bullying the others into doing what He wants. and Today was unfortunately your unlucky day as He chose you as His victim.

yet fortunately, before He can get even more Turbulent, Two men helped you and sent the Eunuch away, You were thankful and wanted to return the Favour, yet they declined and soon left, Their appearance and attire was different from the Usual attire of servants and guards. curiously, you asked about them to some of your co-workers, you soon found out those Two men are no more than the Emperor’s most trusted body-guards.

you were curious about them, yet knew your place as a palace servant. but you didn’t expect this twist to your palace life.

they were said to be smart and strategic Generals who bore no weaknesses, yet who knew that weakness would be you?

HCS/DRABBLES

no. 1 ~ first meeting 🍃

you were assigned with assisting the Noble Consort in the Palace, She wasn’t the brightest in terms of Personality, yet she wasn’t as self-centered as the others were. so it made the job more bearable, She was indeed a beauty, no wonder the Emperor graced Her with the fortunate role of Consort, and as the favourite, He must also grace Her a trustworthy servant, and that Servant was you.

One spring afternoon, The Consort wasn’t in high spirits. To try and Compose Herself, She tasked you with the job of getting Her some silk for embroidery to cool off her mind. as you were in the middle of doing what you were tasked with, you noticed a man surrounded by palace maids, Judging by his Facial Expression,It seemed like He was irked by the crowd, while the other was trying to stay composed. upon taking a few steps for closer inspection, it was no other than Fan Wujiu and Xie Bi'an who was the limelight.

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no. 2 ~ getting to know🍃

» Fan Wujiu along with his Partner, Xie Bi’an. were the most Trusted Imperial Body-guard of the Emperor, who showed utmost Loyalty to His Grace. They were also Generals who won countless battles against the Enemy Nations.

» They are also Known for their contrasting personalities despite the Noble Upbringing, it was rumored that Xie Bi’an was said to be much more ‘merciful’ while performing his duties as a general, yet still strict. while Fan Wujiu was known to be more strict and Imperious with the Soldiers. This made them more attractive in the eyes of the servants in the palace, and everytime they returned from a trip, They’d always be surrounded with a crowd.

» You knew a trick that can get the palace maids to scatter, Those Guards once did you a favour before with an Incompetent Eunuch, so why not return the Favour back to them?

» “The Emperor has returned!” you yelled, trying your best to Mimic the voice of the announcer. after hearing this, you’ve never seen a person’s face go pale so quickly, let alone a crowd, it was amusing. yet your trick worked, as the aforementioned crowd quickly scattered back to their stations, afraid to anger the said ‘Emperor’ from whatever shenanigans they were doing to disrupt one of His most trusted men from performing Their duties. and after They scattered, you were now left alone in the halls with them.

» “ You there.”

» “I have to say, that was quite smart. though aren’t you afraid you might get in trouble for falsely announcing the Emperor’s Presence?” Fan Wujiu exclaims, He doubts that you’ll even get caught anyways, and even if you did, Him and Bi’an can reason with the Emperor for your sake.

» “Not really, if anything you should be thanking me for helping you out.” you reply, “and besides, i need to return back the favor you both did for me, if it weren’t for you both, that Eunuch would’ve pestered me to no end.”

» “ It was nothing.” Xie Bi’an smiles “He wasn’t doing His Job properly, and it was the Bare minimum we could do. besides, you looked so annoyed with Him you might strike at Him soon.”

» “This is the only time we ever interacted decently, must you joke?”

» Your Conversation with Bi’an and Wujiu lasted longer than anticipated, from a small joke to multiple ones, moving from the Halls to the Garden. your mind completely engulfed in their Company as you forgot about the task-in-hand. one of the Eunuch’s that work for the Consort told you about Her now irritated state and immediately asked for you to deliver back the silks.

» undeniably, you did get punished by Her, it wasn’t severe yet it was enough to drop your good mood for the entire day. though that was a few days ago, its not as serious. yet after returning back to your headquarters, you notice a bag of treats along with a Letter from both Bi’an and Wujiu on your table. after reading the note with curiousity, it turns out that the news of the Noble Consort punishing you reached them, and out of guilt They bought you a bag of snacks that they’d think you’d enjoy as an apology for distracting you from doing your duties.

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no. 3 ~ growing relationship 🍃

» After the punishing Incident from the Noble Consort, you and both Guards have made a friendship, or a bargain somewhat. that said bargain is you luring away the crowd of palace maids that surrounds them, and their offer to take care of those who are mean to you.

» It was going well for both sides, yet later on your relationship with them gradually improved. you got to know them far more better and understood them more, and the reasons for them being so popular. as well as Hidden sides you would’ve never known if you weren’t acquainted with Them.

» Xie Bi’an is into drawing, and usually draws landscapes or sometimes portraits of those He finds kind or intriguing. while Fan Wujiu has a hidden soft side for those He truly cares about, a contrast to His Domineering and Strict figure He was known for in the Palace. These were the only ones you knew. yet you felt like there were more hidden secrets you have yet to see for them, yet surely enough today nor tomorrow isn’t the right time. maybe soon, as time passes, you’ll get to know them more.

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no. 4 ~ recognizing feelings 🍃

» as seasons pass by, who knew things would drastically change in the Palace? let alone feelings for a servant?

» Xie Bi’an feels as if He’s enchanted, as all His sketches of Landscapes became sketches and portraits of you.

» Fan Wujiu feels as if Hes confused, rather than the feeling of delight when He sees you, its replaced by the feeling of butterflies in His stomach.

» They both truly didn’t expect to catch feelings for you, yet after several more interactions and time spent with you, They confirmed their feelings weren’t in the impression of a friendship with you, rather in the aspect of a romantic interest.

» and in the scenario of their profound feelings for you, it also took a toll on the way they treat their Soldiers. rather than the usual commanding and strict persona They use when training, They became suspiciously more lenient with the Soldiers. even they were suprised themselves with the Sudden change.

» It’ll take a considerable amount of time until the Guards can fully accept the growing love and adoration they feel for you. and after they confirmed their Interest, They’ll start treating you a little differently, by showing small subtle signs of their Love for you, until they’re ready enough to finally Confess to you.

» and those subtle signs of affection are in the form of Letters and Gifts. since They can’t always be there in the palace, They’re Generals for a reason. yet what they give you are sometimes too precious to wear in palace walls. such as a Jade ring or Jade Pendant. you once told them that its okay and you didnt need these expensive gifts- yet did you think they listened? yes and no. as the gifts and Letters they give represent something, and They hope you can atleast recognize the value of their feelings that they’re trying to convey.

» yet sometimes, the feelings can be too unbearable to bottle up, and it leads to an unexpected opening of feelings in a Tavern.

» as they were commemorating their victory against the enemy nations, they were given a vacation and a feast from the Emperor to Celebrate, yet after a little while, They invited you to join them at a Tavern for drinks. you asked why go to a Tavern when theres a literal banquet for them on-going, they only said they wanted to spend some time with you.

» and you accepted the Invitation, it was going well, you had fun laughs with them. it gave you nostalgia to when this Friendship blossomed, yet as time went by, Fan Wujiu had too much to drink. and unexpectedly confessed to you in behalf of Him and Bi’an.

» “so… what do you say?”

» “ Wujiu!”

» You were shocked, to say the least. it was Quiet on your side as the lively chatter from the background ensues. Xie Bi’an was pulling on Wujiu’s ear at this point now– they were planning on confessing, yes. but not this soon!

» Your quietness didn’t help the anxiousness from them, nor even answered the lingering question whether if you reciprocated. Bi’an quickly spoke up just in case you felt uncomfortable about the sudden exchange.

» “Ah– don’t mind Wujiu… He isn’t like Himself when Hes drunk.”

» “but… i wanna know, was that true?” you ask, him going quiet for a second, and then opening his mouth to speak with an evident blush

» “…well, I don’t think it’s worth it to lie to you about it.”

» that answer didn’t even help to hide the fact your face was practically burning at this point, whether it’d be the embarrassment or them admitting that they bore feelings for you. maybe both?

» yet soon enough, the silence fades from you, and soon enough is replaced by acceptance.

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no. 5 ~ Imperial Lovers

» You have no idea how happy you made them that night, Xie Bi’an was ecstatic while Fan Wujiu was still embarrassed about his Wasted state during that time– yet the feeling of happiness was enough to counter that.

» You can also tease Fan Wujiu about it, yet beware this man will not speak to you for the entire day out of embarrassment

» Your palace life changed alot too after the exchange, and at this point in time you were getting spoilt rotten from them.

» whether it would be sneaking out the palace at night, to small yet meaningful suprises.

» You also noted some new factors about them, such as Wujiu immediately melting when you comb His hair while He lays his head on your Lap. its one of the things that relaxes him alot.

» and speaking of combing, Bi’an loves combing your hair and putting it up in styles you want, whether it would be braided or just a regular style, He’d happily do it.

» Their ways of showing affection, from subtly gifting you valuable yet meaningful gifts, from spending your time with them alone away from the Palace noise.

» Yet all good things come to a short end, as They have to go back to the frontier to train and protect the country oncemore. yet they always make sure you’re okay and know that they’re still thinking of you despite being so far away.

the Frontier is also an unpredictable location. who knows what would happen to them? the rumors that spread out don’t help aswell. after they found out, they send you letters from time to time, to reassure you that they’re alright and for you to not worry too much.

» everytime they come back from the frontier, They always make it up for the time you and them lost. and apologize for making you worry.

» without their knowledge, their soldiers actually know about the relationship you three share due to the letters they receive from you, and they see you as the Palace Servant whom the Two Generals Love.

note: damn i didnt know wtf i was going for when writing this?? but im suuuper sorry if i misuse some things here, l was rlly writing this with the knowledge i remember from watching some old stories ab ancient palace life in china on yt and wanted to incorporate it in this post. anyway it feels great to write for this man once again and i beg for netease to bring back far east wind no matter how useless my begging is i WILL beg just for this man. 💔💔 also its been a hot minute since i last wrote, probably last year? so im sorry if this sucks or smth

also btw yk i had some plans to transform this into an angst, bc reader is a servant, and Wu is a general… i thought of them keeping their relationship a secret from the Emperor cause the Emperor feels as if you’re too lowly to be with them. (smth like that) or maybe forced marriage? wooo idk anymore ‼️

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If requests are open could i please req a cute drabble of wu chang (both bois or one i dont mind) with an affectionate reader??

Aaa my first request! Thank you!! ;w;) I hope you enjoy this!!

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Pairing: Wu Chang (Xie Bi'an and Fan Wujiu x Reader)

Words: 297

It was a quiet night at the manor. Most of the hunters and survivors have fallen asleep, including the white guard who are currently hugging you from the side as you keep flipping through the pages of a book.

You use one hand to hold the book, while the other tangled their way through Bi’an’s long hair. You noticed him nuzzling to your side more every time your hand leave his hair to flip the pages, it’s comforting, to say the least. His body is cold, but yours? Your body radiates the warmth of the living that he misses dearly.

As you try to flip another pages, a hand snatch the book away from your hand. You looked up, only to be greeted by Wujiu’s tired expression. The exact same expression that you saw on Bi’an‘s face when he arrived at your room first before the black guard.

He placed the book somewhere on the nightstand as he climbed onto the bed next to you, pulling you down. 

As you lay yourself between the guards, Bi’an’s long arm automatically wrapped themselves around your waist as he nuzzled himself closer to you, craving that comforting warmth.

Wujiu, on the other hand, pulls you closer to his chest as he rest his head on top of yours. On instinct, you wrapped your smaller arm around his torso, nuzzling your head onto his chest, but you hear no heartbeat. 

That’s right, they have both died a long time ago.

They’ve lost their soul, their heart, and their physical body, all the things that could make them ‘alive’. Having you right there and then with them, loving them, being their source of heat, have made them both to be able to feel alive again., you have made them to feel love again.

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Monochrome Obsession (Yandere Wu Chang x Female Reader) Part III (Final Part)

IMPORTANT NOTE: There is non-consensual sex in this chapter (basically, that’s the whole chapter). I do not condone these actions in any way. If you do this to someone in real life, you’re a piece of shit that deserves your dick/tits cut off.

Part I

Part II

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Wu Chang - Black and White

Fan Wujiu - Black

Xie Bi’an- White

(a/c) - article of clothing

(s/c) - skin colour

(f/c) - favourite colour

(c/s) - cup size

(y/n) - your name

You squeeze your eyes shut as you feel someone kissing down your neck. It’s probably Black as the mouth harshly bites down on different places. You let out a squeak of pleasure mixed with pain as Black bites down on a specific spot: your sweet spot. You can feel his smirk on your skin before he sucks and nibbles on that spot.

“Love, did you forget about me?” White growls, jealously dripping from his words. Opening your eyes a fraction, you quickly shut them again as White puts his lips on yours. He sensually moves his lips on yours before nibbling on your bottom lip, asking you to take it further. You deny his request. Black, seeing his friend’s struggles, bites down hard on your neck. You automatically open your mouth to let out a yelp of pain but White’s tongue stifles it. You’re in this position for almost a minute, body rigid with fear as White makes out with you while Black bruises the right side of your neck.

“Xie, let me have a turn,” Black requests. White pulls away from you, a string of saliva connecting the two of you. You feel disgusting. Opening your eyes, you’re barely able to take a breath before Black forces his lips on yours, taking advantage of your open mouth. You see White smirk at your helpless position as he moves over to your ear.

“Are you enjoying having two men servicing you? My my, you’re not as innocent as we thought,” White cooly whispers in your ear before nibbling and sucking on your earlobe.

Black pulls away from you, relishing in your flushed face and glassy eyes.

“Don’t get too excited now, doll. This isn’t even the beginning,” Black purrs before walking into the other room. He returns with a menacing glimmer in his eyes, holding a pair of scissors in his left hand. You let out a scream before White covers your mouth with his hand.

“I’ll hold her down,” White tells Black. White removes his hand from your mouth and holds the sides of your waist down. Black begins at the top of your (a/c) and cuts downwards. The tears that have been welling up in your eyes begin to flow down your face. Happily, White laps them up. Black finishes cutting up your (a/c), revealing your (s/c) stomach and (f/c) bra. Black clicks his tongue in annoyance before cutting away your bra as well, revealing your (c/s) breasts. You blush harder than ever as White and Black gaze at your exposed chest.

“You’re heavenly,” White breathes.

“You’re so hot,” Black murmurs. They glance at each other, then descend onto your chest. White kisses and gently sucks on your left nipple while Black nips and licks your right one. You bite down hard on your lip to repress your moans. As they continue their actions, blood begins to trickle down from your lip. Black stops assaulting your already bruised nipple and moves up to your lip. Your body jolts in horror as Black licks the trail of blood to its source.

“You’re delicious,” he purrs, causing you to shudder in revulsion. White releases your breast from his mouth and goes over to the nightstand where the scissors were previously discarded. Your eyes widen in fear as he positions the scissors at the top of your (a/c).

“No!” you scream as you flail about in pure panic.

“Fan, may you hold her down?” White calmly asks. Black obliges and holds down your arms while White pins your legs down with his body. With a malicious smile, White cuts off your (a/c), revealing your (f/c) underwear. Though the chains prevent you from doing it fully, you’re able to slightly close your thighs. White releases a huff of laughter, pries your legs apart, and moves to cut off your underwear.

“W-Wait!” you shout. “This isn’t fair!” White hesitates.

“Angel, what do you mean? This is the only way to get you to love us,” Black explains. You pause, trying to think of an excuse.

“That’s not what I was going to say. Why am I mostly naked while you two are fully clothed?” you ask. Both men look at each other.

“She does have a point,” White murmurs. Then, a bright smile appears on his face.

“My dear, I didn’t realize you wanted to see use bare so badly. We are more than happy to oblige,” White coos

“I didn’t mean it that way!” you insist but the two guards are too busy stripping down to their underwear, their large bulges painfully obvious. You can’t help but ogle White’s beautiful bone-white skin and Black’s gorgeous ash-black skin. White is leaner than muscular while Black’s abs are clearly defined. Both men smirk down at you.

“Like what you see?” Black teases. You blush and turn your head to the side, only to quickly look back as you hear a snipping sound. Your eyes widen and you let out a scream as White cuts through your underwear.

“NO! Stop! Please!” you sob as the most private part of your body is fully exposed, leaving every part of you bare. You’ve never been fully naked in front of everyone (except your parents, but you’ve been able to bathe yourself since you were seven). White only “innocently” smiles as he lightly begins to run his fingers up and down your slit.

“My my, you say you don’t want this, yet you’re sopping wet,” White purrs before pulling his fingers away from you and sensually sucks on his fingers. “Ah! Darling, you taste delicious.” You turn red and close your eyes in embarrassment. 

“Xie, move over. I want to have a taste,” Black requests. You feel shuffling around before you feel something wet touch your slit. Your eyes fly open. Black stares you dead in the eye as he slowly licks up and down your pussy.

“W-What are you doing! It’s d-dirty down there!” you stutter out, the words coming out slightly weird as you bite on your tongue to prevent any moans from escaping.

“You’re right! She’s the most delicious thing I’ve ever tasted,” Black agrees.

“Let me have another turn,” White demands.

“No,” Black growls. The two hunters glare daggers at one another for a moment. Then, a smirk forms on both of their faces. You gulp.

White goes back down to your pussy and begins licking, groaning softly as he does so. Black winks at you before bending down to your clit and taking it in his mouth. He begins sucking and nipping at the bud, causing you to see stars. As their actions increase in their intensity, you’re unable to hold back your moans, much to their pleasure.

As an unfamiliar feeling builds up in your stomach, they hault their actions. Half relieved and half disappointed, you eye them carefully. Black grins at you before shoving two fingers into your hole. You shiver and throw your head back at the foreign feeling. He shoves them in further as if searching for something. When he touches your hymen, he smiles triumphantly.

“Good~  You’re still a virgin. I don’t know what we would’ve done if you weren’t,” Black purrs. You gulp. He begins moving his fingers in and out of your sopping hole, making you moan intensely. You feel a breath on your ear before your ear lobe is bitten.

“Love, did you forget about me?” White coos. “Tsk-tsk. I’ll have to change that, won’t I?” That’s when you feel a hand spread your ass cheeks.

“What are you- mmh!” You cut yourself off with a groan as you feel one of White’s fingers enter your asshole. The feeling of fingers in both of your holes is weird at first but the feeling is quickly replaced by an overwhelming pleasure. Unable to hold back any longer, you cum onto Black’s eager fingers. Both men retract their fingers, making you feel empty much to your disgust. Black sensually licks one of his fingers.

“Doll, you taste delicious,” he begins. “Why don’t you have a taste?” You open your mouth to object, but almost gag as Black’s fingers are shoved down your throat. Despite you not sucking on his fingers, the taste of your juices mixed with Black’s saliva fills your mouth. Black strokes your tongue with his fingers, continuing to spread your juices around your mouth. You try to move your head in defiance, much to Black’s amusement. He plays with your tongue for a moment more, before withdrawing his hand. He sticks his fingers into his mouth.

“Ahh! The taste of my angel’s saliva and cum mixed together is the best thing I’ve ever tasted,” Black moans. Your face turns pale as you try not to throw up. 

A tap on your left shoulder makes you turn, only to be let with a large member in your face. Your eyes widen as you push your head into the headboard. White only laughs as he grabs your chin. You close your mouth tightly as you grit your teeth together. White sighs as he carefully tries to pry your mouth open. Fortunately, he’s unable to do so. White growls as he pinches your nose shut with his free hand. For a couple of moments, you are fine. However, you quickly run out of air. Despite fighting against your instincts with all your will power, your mouth opens to get air. White smirks victoriously as he shoves his dick into your mouth.

You gag as he hits the back of your throat. Although his dick is of an average girth, his length is far above the norm. As a result, it’s hard for you to even fit half of him into your mouth. It didn’t help that you’re inexperienced. White happily hums as he rhythmically thrusts into your mouth, making sure you don’t gag too much on his dick.

“Xie, stop hogging her,” Black whines. White sneers as he pulls out of your mouth, leaving you coughing and gasping for breath. You’re only given a moment to regain your bearings before Black sticks his cock into your mouth. Although he’s slightly shorter than White, his thickness more than makes up for it. Unfortunately, unlike White who calmly thrusted into your mouth and made sure not to hurt you that much, Black didn’t have these qualms. You gag as he continues to roughly deepthroat you, your tears streaming down your face more rapidly as a result.

“Just like that--unhh--Doll. Take my big cock down that pretty throat of yours,” Black groans.

“Fan! Stop it! You’re going to kill her!” a very worried White shouts. Black pulls out and you cough harshly.

“I wasn’t thrusting that hard,” Black retorts.

“Yes… you… were,” you cough. Your throat hurts and your tongue still has the taste of their dicks on it. White clicks his tongue and places a cool hand on your throat, gently rubbing it up and down.

“Xie! I didn’t even get to cum,” Black whines.

“Neither did I for that matter,” White murmurs. They then shoot each other a devious smile. They place both of their cocks in front of your mouth and wait for you to proceed. You shake your head. Even if you did want to pleasure them, you have absolutely no idea on how to service two men at the same time. Both hunters let out a bemused laugh at your confused and reluctant expression.

“Lick them,” they command. You once again shake your head. Black growls and takes a fistful of your hair in his hands (If you don’t have hair or long enough hair, he takes the back of your head) and yanks your head forward. You keep your mouth firmly shut.

“GIve us a blowjob before we do something drastic,” Black growls.

“Like what?” you ask, your teeth still tightly clenched together.

“Although we won’t hurt you, that doesn’t mean we won’t hurt the other survivors…” White’s threat trails off. Your eyes widen.

“Fine,” you murmur. You eye both of their large cocks dangling in front of your face and give each one a tiny lick on each of the tips. Starting first with White’s cock, you lick and kiss up and down his shaft before taking the tip into your mouth and sucking.

“Damn it (y/n), you’re adorable,” White moans. You switch over to Black, kissing his tip before taking his as far as you can in your mouth without gagging. You begin circling his dick with your tongue before sucking slightly.

“You’re too fucking cute (y/n),” Black groans. You remove him from your mouth and begin alternating between the two hunters. After a couple minutes, they pull you away.

“We’re going to- ah!” Before they can finish their sentence, their cocks shoot strings of cum onto your stupefied face and open mouth. You move to spit out the foul tasting liquid but White covers your mouth with his hand while Black pinches your nose shut.

“Swallow,” they command. You don’t listen at first, only swallowing when you quickly run out of air. They release you and you gasp for air.

“Doll, that was so fucking sexy of you, swallowing our cum with that red face of yours,” Black purrs.

“Darling, you look so beautiful covered in our cum,” White says. You only cough, feeling disgusting both inside and out. You shrink back in fear as their limp cocks quickly become rock hard again.

“Fan, may I go first? You did take her first kiss,” White asks. Your eyes widen as Black nods his head.

“No! Don’t!” you scream as you begin to flail around as White positions his hard cock in front of your dripping pussy. White only laughs as he pushes down harshly on your stomach, preventing you from moving your hips.

“Here we go~” White cheers as he puts the tip in.

“No! Don’t- AHHH!!!” you scream bloody murder as White fully thrusts into you, breaking your hymen and taking your virginity in one fell swoop. Blood pours out of your core.

“IT HURTS!!! MAKE IT STOP!!! IT’S TOO BIG!!!” you scream as White begins thrusting.

“Sorry love. I’ve been wanting to do this for awhile. I can’t stop,” White moans. He keeps thrusting, not paying any attention to the blood seeping out of you.

“Fan! She’s so tight. She’s practically sucking me in~” White moans. You pause. You’ve completely forgotten about the ash-black hunter. You turn your head to the right, only to widen your eyes in horror and disgust.

Black is sitting on the bed, pumping his dick up and down with his hand, intently watching White fuck you. Blacks smirks when he notices you watching him and starts pumping his cock harder.

You groan as White thrusts into you especially hard.

“Don’t go looking at other men while I fuck you,” White growls, his usual politeness gone. You moan as he speeds up his thrusting.

“(y/v), I’m going to cum!” White groans.

“No! Take it- ah!” Your moan and White’s grunt cuts you off as he cums inside of you. When he does so, you’re overcome by pleasures as he fills your womb with his hot seed. You orgasm, eyes spasming out. A hot feeling on your chest makes you look down to see Black cums onto your chest. White pulls out, causing cum mixed with blood to leak out of you.

“No more! Please!” you beg. Both hunters cruelly laugh as they switch positions. Now, Black has his cock positioned in front of your pussy while White with his head by your chest.

Black smirks as he puts his dick as far into you as he can in one thrust.

“Fuck, Xie, you’re right. She’s tight,” Black grunts as he roughly thrusts into. Your body is jolted every time he thrusts in due to the intensity of his actions. White releases one of your hands with a grin and guides it towards his erect cock. You shudder as he forces your hand around his dick and moves it up and down, causing White to release a groan.

“Oi! Pay attention to me!” Black snarls as he slaps your right breast.

“Stop!” you cry in agony. Black laughs.

“How ‘bout no, angel~” Black purrs. As he continues to deeply thrust inside of you, Black alternates between slapping your right and left breast, quickly turning them red.

“Fuck, (y/n), I’m going to fucking cum inside of you,” Black grunts.

“Please don’t,” you feebly whisper. This only makes Black pick up his pace even more, making you moan harder. White increases the movement of your hand as you feel his dick harden.

“I’m cumming!” both men groan. You close your eyes, knowing that both yours and the hunters’ orgasms are inevitable.

Black grunts as he fills your womb with his seed, his and White’s cum combining. White moans as he releases on your hand, making it disgustingly sticky. Arching your back, you shake as you cum, realising your juices as you do so.

Black pulls out of you, causing even more cum to pour out of your sore pussy. You pant, slowly coming down from the euphoria that came from orgasiming. White smiles as he reaches over your body to unchain your other hand. Black leans down to your feet and unchains them as well, rubbing the red marks left by the chain. You sigh in relief, thinking the ordeal is over.

Black smirks as he picks you up, back pressed against his chest and waist against his crotch.

“What are you doing?!!” you ask. Black only chuckles as he moves one of his hands to your dripping pussy and begins playing with your clit. You involuntarily press your head into Black’s firm chest in pleasure. White advances towards the front of you and positions himself so that his cock is placed at your slit, the opposite of where Black’s is. As Black continues playing with your swollen clit, White reaches both of his hands towards your nipples, before attacking them, pinching and pulling harshly on them.

“No…” you murmur as you limply hang a couple feet from the ground. “Please… I don’t want this…”

“But your body says otherwise,” Black coos into your ear. You begin to reach your orgasm, toes curling in pleasure. Just as you’re about to reach your peak, both hunters retract their hands but still hold onto you.

“G-Good,” whimpering, you lie. Even though you hate what they’re doing to you, your body wants its release. Black and White easily see through your lie and triumphantly grin at you.

White moves first, shoving his cock inside your pussy. Letting out a yelp of surprise, you begin struggling.

That’s when you feel it.

Something hard is pressed against your asshole, trying to force its way in. You try focusing on clenching your ass together, but it’s rather hard to focus while White is thrusting into you at lightning speed.

Easily bypassing your defences, Black thrusts into your ass. You scream at the top of your lungs in pain. White halts his thrusting, allowing you to get used to having both holes full.

“F-Fuck. Her ass is even tighter than her pussy. (y/n), your body was made to take my cock,” Black grunts into your ear before slapping your ass, leaving a bright red handmark on your left cheek. White, jealous of your lack of attention towards him, thrusts into you sharply and grabs your right breast, causing you to moan in both pleasure and pain.

Taking this as a sign to begin, both men start thrusting into you, varying between thrusting at the same time and alternating their thrusts. Wantonly moaning, you finally succumb to the pleasure and cease your struggling. You see White’s smirk of victory in front of you and feel Black’s snake smirk pressed into your neck.

“Good of you to finally enjoy yourself,” White says, his moans interrupting his words slightly. You only whimper in response, tears of defeat falling from your eyes.

“Shit. I’m going to cum soon,” Black grunts, picking up his pace.

“So am I,” White moans, also picking up his pace. Their grunts and groans in your ears combined with their thrusts bring you to an orgasm. Feeling your walls tighten around the both of them, the hunters cum inside of you. You don’t even try to protest, instead closing your eyes and trying to block out what’s happening.

They both pull out, resulting in their seed to flow out from both of your holes.

“That was… amazing,” they both pant. You sigh. It’s all over. In horror, your eyes widen in horror as both of their cocks harden once again.

“We’re still not done yet,” they purr into your ear. “We could go all night~” You let out a sob as they stick both of their cocks back into you.

The three of you go on for hours, even after you’re beyond exhausted. Your body is covered in various hickies and bruises. Your ass has started turning purple from how many times Black has slapped it while your breasts hurt from White’s rough groping. After they finally finish with you, they wash you and themselves in the shower. Thankfully, they don’t do anything to your aching body other than wash it.

White tenderly holds you as Black, begrudgingly, changes the cum-covered sheets. After Black is finished, White places you softly onto the bed. Both hunters get into bed besides you and lie besides you, hugging your aching body, causing you to whimper slightly in pain.

Tears flow down your face as you sob, “I wish I was dead”. Both hunters growl, protectively holding you tighter.

“You can never leave us, so don’t even think about killing yourself,” White growls.

“And we’ll rip anyone to shreds who even thinks about killing you,” Black snarls. “Since you want to leave us so badly, we’ll have to keep a close eye on you, Angel.”

“I’ll send a request to the manor owner to remove us from matches indefinitely so we can watch you,” White replies.

“You can never escape us. We’ll be with you until the end of time,” they coo into your ears as they pull themselves closer to you. Before your exhausted body subcomes to sleep, you think one thing.

Escape is hopeless.

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Hi! Could you do hcs on Wu chang (both) and Joseph being flirted by their s/o during a kite? (ex. S/o praises, teases, air kisses, heart hands, cat calls them) thanks in advance :)

Wu Chang/Joseph x reader flirting during a kite

A/N: Cat calling personally makes me uncomfortable so I left it out. I was honestly gnawing my teeth out with this one and I don’t even know why so apologies if it’s not up to your standart. 

Joseph

This man. This man right here. Oh boy.

If it’s him doing the flirting he’s smooth as fuck. When he’s flirting (which is actually rare though) he has the entire French language to back up his persuasion.

If he’s the one being flirted with? He’s just gonna stand there like ??? What just happened?

It’s more effective than an actual stun. 

Even better is when you hide behind walls or palettes and surprise kiss him. It doesn’t even have to be a proper kiss, as small peck on the cheek is enough for him to get flustered.

Joseph is quite starved for affection so really, whatever you do will have an effect on him. However, since you’re using it against him he’ll get grumpy about the fact that stuff like that actually works.

You kiss him? Joseph.exe has stopped working, reconnecting to server.

You flirt with him? He gets cofused and doesn’t know what to do with himself and he’ll just stand there. Again, brain.exe has stopped working.

If you’re a bit of distance away and turn around to form your hands into a heart he’ll smile fondly with amusement lacing his expression and continue on his way. Yes, you’re still distracting him but he would find that more endearing than anything else.

If you then start teasing him about it he’ll snap out of it for the most part because after all, he does have his pride, and he’ll either pout and go chase someone else, or he’ll try extra hard to catch you.

If he does catch you, and does his little imma-step-on-you-before-I-carry-you move he’ll just leave his foot on you for a bit longer than is neccessary. Just to nurture his scratched ego a bit.

He will insist on either sex or cuddles afterwards. Whichever you prefer. Just give him attention.

Xie Bi’an

Bi'an is a gentle person, a gentle lover. The kindness comes from a deep pain, keep that in mind at all times.

He’d be flattered everytime you show him affection. It doesn’t matter that he’s supposed to hunt you down. 

Honestly he might just give up on seriously hunting anyone and search for you to spend the time with you.

I mean it’s certainly one way to get a friendly hunter match.

Don’t taunt him too much he’ll feel stupid.

Give him small kisses and he’ll turn into a flustered mess muttering someting along the lines of “not in public” or “people might see”. Doesn’t matter that you’re in a match.

Keep comlimenting him and he’ll get redder than your average anime school girl and hide his face in his hands and mutter something in Mandarin. In that situation yes, you can run away and gain some distance as a kiting technique but he’d kinda like it more if you stayed and

you know

held his hand

mans just wants a cuddle 

Fan Wujiu 

Oh you decide to flirt with him during a match? Congratulations you have chosen death.

Not only will he hunt you down with twice the usual intensity, no, he’ll also enjoy it greatly. 

Being in control, getting to ‘hunt’, there could be a whole nsfw post about this man but this is sfw to let’s move on.

Whatever you do you’ll get it back ten times the amount. Tease him? You’re gonna have an interesting rest of the day. And night. Flirt with him? He will get so territorial with you for like, a whole week that it’s not even funny.

He also probably finds a way to simoultaneously praise and insult you for doing something so reckless and provokative.

In the beginning his reaction might be a bit delayed, give it about one or two ciphers to kite before his brain has finished processing what you’re doing.

He might let you bleed out that match ngl.

It’s kinda hard to tell if he’s angry or enjoying himself considering that he’s also not exactly the most expressive or readable person.

He’s not angry though, just a mixture of horny and Bi'an yelling at him from inside the umbrella.