Oh WOWWWWWWIEEEEEEE!!!!! I see you Miss Biphobic Queen. There’s a special place in Hell for you by the way it’s called The Ninth Circle Of Hell.
lmao biphobic?? i literally identified as bisexual up until this year, but go off babe. real brave sending this to me on anon. if you truly believe i am, fucking message me. don’t be shy.
also, let me be fucking clear, i love bisexuals. it’s never my intention to come off as biphobic. if i don’t want to see male driven content, its because i’m a lesbian??? wow, who would’ve thought i don’t want to see fem x men content. it’s not for me and that’s perfectly fine. i don’t hate on anyone putting it out, but i have a right to not want to see it/interact with it. but if u actually want to have a conversation, step off anon and talk to me because i am a person, not just a box for you to funnel in hate to.
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I posted 36 times in 2022
That's 34 more posts than 2021! (wowee)
32 posts created (89%)
I tagged 36 of my posts in 2022
#portrait - 19 posts
#fantasy - 15 posts
#dnd - 14 posts
#stylised - 13 posts
#dnd art - 9 posts
Longest Tag: 42 characters
#i mean look at these adorable smol antlers
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
'The Flare'
Fearne Calloway, Circle of the Wildfire druid, born under the red moon, embracing its power. With her monkey familiar Little Mister
2,826 notes - Posted August 25, 2022
#4
'There is no god that strides this world that I worship more, than I worship your heart'
Evandrin Alterra, a starbound First Knight of Avalir.
3,300 notes - Posted June 23, 2022
#3
just a happy witchy vibes with Laudna and Pâté de Rolo~🖤
3,663 notes - Posted October 29, 2022
#2
Patia Por'co, the Keeper of Scrolls, Archmage of the Librarium Incantatum
The embodiment of Perfection.
5,126 notes - Posted June 30, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
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6,165 notes - Posted June 11, 2022
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it's time... for the TEAM DARK FEST! 💥💥💥💥
me and @serpentineshine are hosting a little tournament to finally determine who the best Team Dark member is! this week there's gonna be goofs, bits, and even a special prize for the winner 👀
however, the most important prize of all is what awaits at the end of the festival! ...but that's a secret right now.
💥 cast your vote below! 💥
(oh also if anyone makes any propaganda for their fav character. tag me i wanna see)
video transcript below the cut! ⬇️
A blue announcement screen with scrolling text reads “SPECIAL FENSNAILZ ANNOUNCEMENT.” There’s a looping animation of Squeak the cat in the middle. It disappears, cutting to a shot of a studio space.
In the studio, SNAIL, SHINE, SQUEAK, and a VASH PLUSH all sit at a desk with a large CRT TV on it. Squeak and Vash are on top of the TV, and shelves with various items line the walls. Everyone seems to be unaware that the camera is rolling - Snail is reading the script, Shine is drinking from a mug, and Squeak is licking her butthole. Vash remains motionless.
Snail notices the camera zooming in, and throws away the script in a moment of panic. Shine and Squeak sit up to face the camera as well.
SNAIL: Coming at you pre-recorded, it’s Snail, Shine, and The Beasts!
SHINE: We’re here today to announce a special tournament we’re hosting: the TEAM DARK FEST!
SQUEAK: Eep!
VASH: weemp womp :]
SNAIL: You know ‘em, you love ‘em-
SHINE: Or hate them.
SNAIL: It’s all about TEAM DARK this week! Fellas, turn on that TV!
The camera cuts to a close-up of the TV as the screen flips on. Three shitty photos of each Team Dark member appear on the TV under the question “Who is the best member of Team Dark?” Every Team Dark member’s name is misspelled underneath the photos.
SHINE: Time for the ULTIMATE question: Who is the best Team Dark member?
SNAIL: Oof. We’re turning them against each other, huh? That’s dramatic.
SQUEAK: Meep! (HOLY SHIT)
The camera zooms out to a wide view of the studio, but zooms out much further than needed for a split second. For some reason, this is all being filmed on a green screen set, and the shelves behind the cast seem to be edited in. Not only that, but this studio is either widely over-staffed or widely under-staffed, because the boom mic is held by seven Chao stacked on top of each other. The camera zooms into a closeup of Snail before much of this information can be processed.
SNAIL: Well, it’s obviously Shadow. I told him if he won, I would get him ice cream after soccer practice!
The camera pans over to Shine.
SHINE: No way, vote for Rouge! She can carry like. Nineteen mountain lions. Give or take
The camera pans over to Squeak and Vash. Squeak points at a crude drawing of Omega that seems to say “VOTE OMEGA.” It is upside down. Vash holds a cute little sign that says “I <3 OMEGA” that he likely made himself.
SQUEAK + VASH: ?????????????? (we didn’t hire anyone to translate this part.)
Back in a wide shot, Snail and Shine stare blankly at Squeak and Vash. Squeak licks her butthole again. Vash is now Real. Someone off-screen sneezes very convincingly.
SHINE: This poll will run for ONE WEEK before we announce the winner! So little time…
SNAIL: Everyone make your vote count! The winner of this festival will have a special page in my…
An image of a porcelain snail appears over a white background as an echo-y human voice says “SECRET UPCOMING PROJECT.”
VASH: bweep bwaa :] (Yay! Prizes!)
SHINE: The final verdict will be decided by Twitter AND Tumblr, so commit as much voter fraud as you please!
Squeak bites Vash and he screams. They both fall off the TV and make a surprising amount of noise. Snail and Shine stare in shock.
SNAIL: See you in seven days! And hey, if you want to participate… tag me in any propaganda you make to fight for your favorite Team Dark member!
Squeak and Vash explode.
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