#YEA thats a fun wayne

[totaldramacruisecontrol]

Last Time On Total Drama Cruise Control: Dance 'Til You're Dead! (Start Digging Your Graves!)

CHALLENGE 11: Rio De Janeiro, Brazil ______________________________________________

The streets of Rio were anything less but chaotic. Thousands of people, dressed in festival outfits, parties on the streets and floats and performers passed by. Chris is taking photos with some showgirls. The girls giggle, posing for him as they leave. Chris seems unphased, shooting them finger guns.

Chef struts out in an extravagant, feathered costume of his own.

“Oh, going all out I see?” Chris looks him up and down. “Love it.” He bites his lip.

"I knew you would." “Oh yeah! The challenge! It's a dance competition! It's going to be bracket style, whoever can wow the crowd gets to move on. The champion of the dance floor will win it all for their team!” ------------------------------------

OK! LETS GET IT! A PIT OPENS UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FESTIVAL. AND IT CALLS FOR TWO CONTESTANTS!

JO VS WAYNE "If I must." “U-Umm, okay! Dancin’s kinda like hockey…right?!”

TALK ABOUT ENERGY! JO'S BREAKDANCING GIVES THE BEAVERS THE WIN! SHE MOVES ON!

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DON'T STOP THE PARTY- BECAUSE THE PIT CALLS FOR MORE! LET'S GO! RIPPER VS LIGHTNING!

"Ready for that match, Stink-Bomb?" "Fight me, LIGHTNING." BLOWOUT! LIGHTNING TAKES THE WIN FOR THE TAPIRS! HE'S MOVING ON! ------------------------------------

LET'S KEEP THE GOOD TIMES ROLLING! ARE YOU READY FOR MORE, BECAUSE WE ARENT SLOWING DOWN! SCOTT VS HAROLD! "You aren't slaying enough, LOSER." “YEA WELL- FUCK, shit. Fuck”

WHOA! WELL, AS THEY SAY: IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE HEAT GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN! HAROLD WINS IT FOR THE BEAVERS, HE MOVES ON!

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DON'T STOP NOW! WE ARE ONLY GETTING STARTED!

NEXT UP, ALEJANDRO VS BRICK! LET'S GO!

"Let us dance, Alejandro." "I'm not dancing with you."

OW! TALK ABOUT A FLOP! ALEJANDRO TAKES THE WIN, HE MOVES ON! HOT HOT HOT! OR IN BRICK'S CASE! NOT!

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ANYWAYS! LET'S KEEP THE PARTY JUMPING! COURTNEY VS AMY! THE FLOOR CALLS YOU! "I’m gonna destroy that white girl!"

Ough……eugh…..the crowd mutters to themselves…..hmm…..party foul…. COURTNEY WINS! SHE'S MOVING ON!

------------------------------------ PLEASE. SOMEONE GOD PUMP UP THIS PARTY! LET'S GO! RAJ VS MK! “Hi, MK!” RIGHT NOW, IT'S A TOTAL BEAVER DOMINATION! MK WINS! BUT REMEMBER, THIS IS BY BRACKET! ANYTHING GOES! ------------------------------------

THE DANCE FLOOR IS GOING GETTING HOTTER, LETS KEEP IT GOING!

JO VS LIGHTNING! "You and me, Ex-Teammate!" "Let's get this fucking shit over with." OOOOHHHHH! AND SHES OUT! LIGHTNING IS MOVING ON TO THE FINALS! ------------------------------------

ALRIGHT! LETS GO, BEAVER VS BEAVER!

MK VS HAROLD! "Good luck, Ashley!" "You too, Harry." IN A BEAVER VS BEAVER FIGHT, ONLY ONE CAN LEAVE THE FLOOR ALIVE, AND ITS MK! SHE'S MOVING ON! ------------------------------------ NOW TIME FOR THE BIG ONE, TWO FIREY SOULS MEET IN THE PIT, STEP BACK, BECAUSE THINGS MIGHT GET H O T! ALEJANDRO VS COURTNEY! “Alejandro, care to tango? "Of course. Let us dance. Just the two of us." He leans, and plants a kiss on her cheek. "Just for you," He whispers out. “Wh— Wh—! He KISSED me! THAT’S CHEATING!” OOOHHHHH! AND ALEJANDRO TAKES THE WIN! HE'S MOVING ON! ------------------------------------

OK! THE FINALS! LIGHTNING VS ALEJANDRO VS MK! THATS RIGHT! ITS AN ALL-OUT ATTACK! ONE TO RULE THEM ALL AS THE DANCEFLOOR CHAMPION! ...

THE CROWD HAS CHOSEN THE DANCE FLOOR CHAMPION, AND WITH A MASSIVE ROAR, MK IS PICKED UP! MK WINS! BEAVER SWEEP! THE CROWD THROWS FLOWERS, BEADS AND CONFETTI! SHE IS EVEN GIVEN A CROWN, WHICH IS PLACED ON HER BEANIE! ------------------------------------

ELIMINATION:

"So…you might be wondering why I stopped…." "...that's because it's a tie. Scott and Raj....honestly, I would've booted you both off." "...but this is more fun." Chris holds up a single, shiny coin.

"Ok. Heads for Raj. Tails for Scott." Chris flips...and it lands on his wrist. He slaps it, covering the coin. He waits...

"….." "……Heads. Scott, your party ends here. Sorry man."

“Scott! W-W-Wait!!!” Wayne hands the handmade harpoon to Scott, tears still on his face. “T-T-Take this…p-please, be safe out there…! I made it for you, like I promised…”

It was Scott who was served the Mocktail of Misery and walked the Plank of Shame.

Well.. this is it. "I'm done?" He has to drop…. No more time left. "I can't believe I lost to a game of LUCK." He turns towards Wayne, seeing the weapon he acquired. "Give me the fucking harpoon, Waynker." He takes the harpoon from his hands. and looks to the edge. There's nothing... No Fang. Nothing. He hears the cries of his allies. His partners, he can't help but feel a tear well up for them... "I um. I love you both too." He looks down again, no more time left. "I...mm…" You have to jump, Scott. That's the rules. "Here goes nothing..." Plop.

>Courtney tells Raj that if Scott’s death would be his fault, thinking that there's a chance that Fang could get him after he jumped off the plank. >Ripper speaks to Courtney, who informs him of the fact she thinks Scott is dead and thought the hockey bros were celebrating that fact when they got emotional almost losing each other. >The Sea Tails (Alejandro, Ripper, Wayne, Raj, and new member Amy) break things in a junkyard to let off steam. Raj and Wayne find out that Courtney thinks they were celebrating from Ripper, and it makes them angry. They all set a car on fire and leave it there. >After insulting each other's partners, Brick and Ripper find themselves in a massive physical altercation at the bar. Blood, broken glass, the lot of it. >Brick leaves and trashes the Tapir boy's cabin, breaking the hockey bros' stuff. Wayne and Courtney get angry start yelling. Raj is panicking. > The hockey bros & Lightning form a bond while drinking apple juice together. >Alejandro, Jo, and Amy get crossfaded and gossip about Zoey. >Jo, Amy, and Harold watch Hamilton together. >Amy gives Harold the worst possible haircut.

Courtney, Brick, Wayne, and Ripper are all called into the Captain's Quarters for a talk from Chris himself. ------------------------------------

"One thing about producing a show is every fight, every little thing broken down to a glass needs to be recorded. For liability and insurance purposes. Oh, do you also know I need to get specialty cleaners to clean up all the blood in the bar? Hm?" Chris doesn't waste money on stupid things like that. But they don't need to know this. "Anyways. One way or another, all four of you are involved in this. I don't care how much, or who did what. In my eyes everyone here is guilty. So everyone is getting the same punishment. Chef, you know. The funny thing about this is how this alllllll happened over relationship drama." "You know Courtney, you of all people should know how these TV relationships work in the end. I bet a month after this show, all of you will be miserable, miserable exes. Like seriously, Ripper and Wayne? First, ew. Second. ew. I bet you think after winning the million you two will build a little love nest and buy a ice rink made of ice cream to fart around on. It's honestly kind of adorable that you two think you both are capable of anything deeper than the equivalent of two high schoolers hacking spitballs at each other." "And Courtney? Trying again with the reality TV love? At least Duncan was interesting. At least he made you something more than a whiny pain in my ass. And then you had to date...Brick? Honestly if I were you, I would've taken Jo or Scott and ran. What does Brick bring to the table? A wet bed and tears? Maybe you should drop him back at boot camp and try again." "Anyways. I'm not getting paid to lecture you about your poor decisions. I'm here to punish you. I want all four of you to write a 10-page essay on what you hate about your partner. Oh, and don't be slick and write "Oh, nothing," because Chef and I will be looking over them. Ripper and Brick will be locked in one rec room, Wayne and Courtney in the other. No visitors, no drinks, and no nothing until it's done. Can't think of something to write? Ask your little study buddy, they probably have a thing or two. Oh. And you aren't allowed to leave until it's done, and you will turn away anyone who tries to talk to you and you are not allowed to say why. Raj and Jo will have to survive a little bit without you." ------------------------------------

Oh? What's this?

Chris looks at the compass. It's…spinning wildly.

"Uh Chef…..where are we again?"

Chef looks at the map. "We just came from Brazil, we're supposed to be going to…"

He squints.

"I think we got a little off track."

The compass spins faster. And faster. And faster. Faster and faster and faster until-

It breaks. The whole cruise boat...it's swaying. No, It's trembling. The whole boat is trembling.

"Chef. Where are we."

"…The Bermuda Triangle."

SUDDENLY. EVERY ALARM ON THE BOAT IS GOING OFF. FIRE ALARMS, SOS, EVERY SIREN IS BLARING AND FLASHING!

In the night, you see something dart by as the alarms blare. You can't even hear anybody around you! Every phone, clock, and watch is flashing, ringing, and acting up. The boat rocks back and forth, more turbulent than it's ever been before. A few waves splash up onto the boat, wetting the floor beneath you.

"EVERYONE! GRAB A WEAPON!"

Chris sounds frantic, you can heard noises, muffled yelling and.....something you have never heard before.

"THIS IS NOT A CHALLENGE! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!" "FORGET THE TEAMS, FORGET THE GAME! IT'S COMING-" the intercom cuts out! A HOARD OF TINY ALIENS SURROUND EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU. THEY ARE CLIMBING UP YOUR LEGS, PULLING AT YOUR HAIR, THEY ARE EVERYWHERE! THE WAVE IS RELENTLESS. THE MORE YOU KILL THE MORE APPEAR. GREEN GOO IS PAINTED ALL OVER.

Suddenly, a large spaceship appears over the boat. It opens, and a wicked beam of blinding light shines down. Chris looks at it in absolute horror. "They want someone! They want a human, dude!"

Chris rips the alien on his head off himself, stepping on it like a bug. "RUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!"

The aliens are grabbing whoever they can get their tiny, slimy hands on. Its relentless, the spaceship hums louder and louder

Chris is standing in front of the UFO, the light so strong his hair is blown back. He blinks, he notices that the aliens, they have him! He is being dragged closer and closer to the light. "N-no! Get off me! GET OFF ME! CHEF! HELP ME!" Chef rushes over to grab Chris, tossing him at the wall. The spaceship hums even louder, the light is so hot....so bright! "NO NO!!!!! TAKE HIM!" Chris in a flash grabs the first person he sees. Ripper. "SCREW YOU, CHRIS! YOU DID THIS TO ME!"

Ripper is sucked up into the ship, the second he's out of sight, the UFO closes, and it zips off like a shooting star.

...a single crumbled up piece of paper flutters down in his place.

Ripper is…nowhere in sight. ------------------------------------

> Ripper is abducted by aliens! >Alejandro, Amy, MK, and Jo immediately going to the bar to drink afterwards. >MK teaches them how to shuffle. >Wayne and Raj are a horrible mess and they're putting a bunch of corn on the bow for Ripper, thinking the aliens will notice it. Because aliens like corn, clearly. >Raj and Lightning attempt make plans to rescue Ripper.

MK is the dancefloor champion and Ripper was abducted by aliens! It looks like anything can happen on a show where few safety regulations are in play. Who will rise? Who will fall? Is anyone going to clean up this alien goo!? Find out next time on TOTAL! DRAMA! CRUUUIISE CONTROL!

[fkyumerica]

yea wayne kramer my son who wouldent get a job or move out

and his son he had young, who wouldent get a job, and hid living at grandmas

said it they attack you

and guess I should get crazy now baby

no one would knock them the fuck out

we fuck everywhere outside and bring them over yea look spanish jlo restuarant people. they will teach my daughter to be hot like marilyn monroe. remember we got one. yea. yea. she will do it. mate with us.

i was pretty much a ugly transvesdite man who didnt dress up they made fun of in school.

"and josh is his like his son."-him

this guy would be in a gorilla nest, to look and judge the art of this dance

so he says it 10 times after

they think its their area, ass dancing fucking each other for no fights

obviously gay

this is them and their families, they cant live, they let out dope and rob everyone, and rape everyone

the families except malcom were it.

not smart enough to tell? duh.

they would not leave their house either. now there are 500 of them out in the area with none of their face left.

the guys wear dentures.

had his family say he was a prince, not a ape

and doesnt go outside to judge and say, am I the only prince?

so we made a movie of that generation, bill is it make bill it

prince of ronald mcdonald he could fuck him 'shrek 2'

how the moms talk is it, mom, grandma, great grandmas

his mom was a star too he would lie, say something to think to her eyes she will be knocked out

"is this how I get to fuck my husband how do I find him"

she was talking about fucking him up in a fight too

the I go outside and am hotter than you guy

farts on you in class too

then leaves for good, where this time, Twizzlers everyday

she didnt want em, said it, but lies... about the relationship, with different eyes for twizzlers

next drives a gay inbred dad he sends over, we hang out with your kids in the area she's making it dangerous for us

and being gay, anyone talking to him, is a "us"

and leaving, will fight that person next to him

like even leaving to go get twizzlers. your favorite? then he fucks him

and yea there you go he is gay

and the gay ones will fight for anything to get up taller there with posh spice he mated with

devin got a mustache and said we're out. and thats their family.

same suit he could get. 'theres something about mary'

[batarangsoundsdumb]

guess fucking what? my inbox is so fucking full right now i'm unloading all of this shit in one post.

For the 11th gotham memes: gothamites react to bruce being jacked in a tiktok he made with kids, like super yoked, ripped as hell

fucking hilarious thanks. i think i did it in one meme post, but i genuinely don't remember which one

i dunno which of the batfam would do this but one time i was sleeping over at a friends house and ended up on the floor bc the bed was so very small and i just stayed there because the rug was soft

that's a drunk jason move i don't know what to tell you

tim and jason are "i listen to pop punk" solidarity. whenever jason highjacks the batmobile theyll go on long ass car rides blaring mcr and paramore and then never talk about it again

as they should!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tim: no jason it's my turn using the aux cord i gotta put on my jams jason: don't you dare put on weird shit tim: don't worry, you're gonna love this *plays fearless (taylor's version)

hear me out hear me out, red hood stans 🤝 nightwing stans t h i g h s

holy shit yes.

SNL au: Bruce breaks character when pretending to superman and says something like "I'm not superman! You've seen his gps!! It's from 2001!!!" @sabeanybabe

superman flies past the snl building the next day just to say 'actually it's from 2005, i'm not a heathen'

does your back hurt from carrying the batfam fandom

it hurts more from the exotic rock collection i keep in my backpack, but thanks for the concern.

I love your posts by why would you always leave the best parts in the tags?

as a treat for the people that check the tags ;) (and also because i'm committed to the short post aesthetic)

somehow your playlist was everything i never knew i needed. i mean it. this is my new favorite playlist.

and don't you dare get a new favourite playlist!

babe ur stoner tim playlist is exactly too perfect, earth is literally blessed by ur existence

babe thanks so much! i love my stoner tim playlist because it's just my usual playlist but people think it's an artistic choice that i put taylor swift and britney spears in there, when it's just what i unironically like listening to

JANDKSKDK BILLY RAY CYRUS ON THE STONER TIM PLAYLIST I LOVE IT IT

again it's not even an ironic choice, i know every single word and i genuinely like the song

The last chapter of Fundamentals of Casework has me crying at work. Thanks I love it @dudelookitsalesbian

oh babe, i'm sorry, but also, not sorry i love chapter 4 so much it's my lovechild with the 'mental illness' tag

soooo....stumbled on your tumblr by some stroke of fate??? read your DC fanfic first. which is PHENOMENAL btw. then found all the batmemes; the funniest thing EVER bc everyone forgets about regular old gothamites. kept scrolling and your blog pops up as recommended. clicked on the ao3 for shits and giggles and waddaya know?!?!? it's YOU!!! you're LEGEND!!!! ever seen that meme? it's a video of a cat that got into a baseball field and the two announcers get really invested in his escape attempt and start giving a play by play of the cat instead of the game. memeable moment: "GREAT stuff from the Cat!!!"

i seriously think about this ask every single day and it's so fucking funny to me that i've never seen the meme you're referencing, but i still find myself going 'GREAT stuff from the Cat!!!' whenever i see something funny. but wow i'm glad you liked this steaming pile of garbage

Fav dc character overall? And fav batfamily character?

don't ask me to pick between the loves of my life, but i can tell you i've cried about every single batfamily member and also wally west (my beloved)

What's your opinion on fans having a problem with batfam being "too big"? And some even claim that batfam is just "Bruce Alfred Dick Damian" and the rest of them are just "friends and allies" (source: reddit) Personally, I like batfam because of this reason but idk

stupid. a family can never be too big. i'm not that big a fan of like huge batfam stuff with everybody from every single universe, because as much as it's funny for bruce to have like 30 kids, it just feels a little too OOC for me.

This is the best tag I've seen involving the batfam, thanks for thinking of it

This is canon now @nctxrejects

lmao yeah i think at that point alfred has had to sit through like at least a dozen coming out talks and just has a pride flag collection in the attic that he pulls out whenever a kid comes out

idk why batfam hits different as compared to any other superhero family

bc it's found family and usually the other superhero families are almost all genetically related in one way or another

I don't know if you watch the umbrella academy but I saw your last post about batcest and saw the similarities. But the thing is (although I think it's weird) in TUA, they addressed it by saying "they were raised as weapons, not siblings" or something along those lines, which is simply not the case with batfam.

yeah i watched tua but i also thought it was ridiculous and they still treated each other as siblings so i didn't like the luthor/allison thing, and am glad they stopped doing that shit bc it fucking sucked.

Hot take: Batcest shippers are the same people who believe adopted siblings are not actual siblings

smoking hot take: batcest shippers are the people who watch 'my sister got stuck in the washing machine' porn

Duke was adopted by Bruce?

not technically no, but do i, tumblr user batarangsoundsdumb, look like i care?

True story but I had to change my freaking name because it used to be "Damien" and most people would go "OH LIKE DAMIAN WAYNE" like please I'm just tryna live

true story, but i don't actually think of damian when i hear the name damian, literally the first thing that pops up is damian darkh like bruh what?

apparently dc comics company supported comic stores by giving out new titles and stuff during the beginning of the pandemic to help them run and I just think that's wholesome

ah yeah that's so fucking cool, still don't like dc, the company, because this world is a capitalist hellhole and we're all owned by warner brothers or disney with no in between.

ayo looking at tumblr head canons and finding out bruce is actually a terrible father is a punch in the gut

lmao yes, in like 50% of comics bruce is a terrible father and it gives me whiplash

oooh I just saw the jason todd vs winter soldier post and the real question is: batman vs iron man

while iron man has like hundreds of cases of armor, batman could throw out an emp and have the guy dropping out of the sky in 2 seconds.

dickfast = fastdick = quickdick = quickie

magnum hot take

hey bata(?) just thought I'd let you know I have copied the obnoxious emoji and Billy Ray post for use on simping men going forth

thank you 😘🌷 (@spacebarsidecar)

why would you do that to your followers???? i get why i did it, but why would you???

what is scarecrow made the nightwing funko pop himself, like those diy-ers that paint over other ones

oh god no, horrible take, horrible take, that's a disgusting thought oh no

I see your HC that Bruce and Oliver fucked and raise you this: Dick and Roy ALSO fucked

yes they did and it was a horrible moment for jason to find out dick has fucked both of his best friends

"at this rate bruce adds like 1 child to his family every decade or so" Duke is introduced in 2013, Damian as Damian, not as an unnamed child, in 2006. And he is already 14 years old, Robins rarely remain Robins after 16 😬 It looks like a new Robin and Batkid will appear in a couple of years

i mean i can't wait? but somebody will probably die first tho, we're due for another major character death. my money's on either cass or duke this time.

BRO you're so right all of your Bruce's ex headcanons are amazing but they aren't ships, that's kinda wild. Like I don't want any peeks into how their relationship was I just want to see everyone make fun of them

lmao YES it's just i love bruce being a slut, like good for him.

I am in love with your posts your honour thank you

omg thanks are we like,, gonna kiss now?

The justice league needs to have a meeting to discuss how many of their members/partners have slept with bruce. Because through a combination of cannon & fannon (if DC wasn’t homophobic) we have AT LEAST: 1) clark 2) lois 3) oliver 4) dinah 5) john

Thats not counting villains or random civilians @dudelookitsalesbian

yes yes yes, they'll have a yearly meeting about how many of their collective exes could be out for revenge and batman's list just keeps getting longer.

tim was like "i'm drake now" and everyone was like ahh so your fursona is a dragon and tim was like pffffft no. ducks.

and what about it?

when steph's fighting livewire and she zaps her with lighting and nothing happens and then they both just. stand there awkwardly for a second and talk. yeah i couldn't stop laughing at that batgirl steph is the BEST

oh yeah that was fucking hilarious and i think it would be so cool and sexy of dc to give steph a little comic series,,, as a treat

Hi I absolutely adore all of yours "Bruce and Oliver very badly pretending they didn't fuck each other" memes

lmao i do too

I need you to know that “Bruce Wayne had frosted tips” is one of my favorite Bruce takes of all time it’s so galaxy brained. you’re right and you should say it

he also painted his hair blonde once when he was travelling and in conclusion, this is why he's being blackmailed by the gotham gazette.

you know my thing about gordon being branded as the only good cop in gotham is its a load of shit like arguably he's a good person and not working to screw people over or anything but the fact that he also works w. batman makes him a shit cop. like yea batman is better than the mob but its still illegal its still an abuse of power he just not making bank

babe, all cops are bad cops. (but yeah youre absolutely right, working with vigilantes makes you a shit cop, but also working against vigilantes just makes you an asshole cop yanno?)

ruh roh i think i’m about to add “so not yeehaw” every time i don’t like something

that's a very good vocabulary upgrade

somehow i feel like steph already knew. like babs obviously knew but i feel like bruce got high/drunk in front of steph and started telling his boarding school stories and steph was just like “oh you fucked up i’m never gonna forget this”

steph and bruce have weird uncle/rebellious niece dynamic and they just hang out sometimes and bruce will be like 'i once broke my arm when i tripped over a hedge when i was drunk so oliver drove me to the hospital on an electric scooter' and steph will just have to sit there with that knowledge in her head.

Hello I just wanted to tell you you are So right in all your steph opinions bc she is, in fact amazing and I think that's very sexy of you. Ps. Your Bruce/Oliver fic is hilarious

babe, thank you so much and yes steph is amazing and i love her and she deserves the world and she's the best member of the batfam hands down. also thanks

In Supersons we see a couple of kids that are implied to be Damian and Jon's children and the boy has laser eyes and can fly, so I asume he's not adopted. The girl, who calls Bruce grandpa, can also fly, btw. So it's canon (probably by accident) that Jon can have kids and he must have married one of Bruce's kids. (I'm hoping for Damian, mostly because any other of his children would be waaaaaaaaaaaaay too old.) @artemisa97

lmao that was probably an accident seeing as jon is a 17 year old superhero in the year 3000 (by the jonas brothers)

You know, I'm a die hard fan of your memes, but I gotta say one thing: if Gothamites actually took gas mask everywhere with them, then the Scarecrow would just be a weird dude in a weird costume, and not a villain oh so scary. DC really should just takes notes from you.

bold of you to assume there's no gothamite anti-maskers

How does it feel being the funniest person on this app?

horrible, next question.

I can't listen to Green Day or Billy Joel without thinking of your post about how Bruce got arrested at a Billy Joel concert @nightwings-kid

yeah that's your mistake, i on the other hand can't enjoy billy joel without thinking about the glee rendition of 'uptown girl'

I've FINALLY been watching the Batman animated series and I gotta say, after watching "the gray ghost" I am CONVINCED that Batman is a closeted super hero geek who was 100% freaking out the first time he met Superman and is just REALLY good at hiding it.

superman: so what do you do in your free time? batman, thinking about the superman fanfiction he's writing on the batcomputer: i have no free time

bruce and oliver be like boyfriends to co-workers 401k (do the justice leagues get 401ks??? not that bruce and ollie would need them, but-)

lmao yes just 400 thousand words of bruce realising 'oh dip oliver is such a fucking dumbass' (also i don't know what a 401 k is but i assume they don't?)

Gothamites would totally boo superman as he saves Gotham while batman is out. @meenje

he's like 'okay think about that next time you want to be saved from an alien octopus'

I just took long break from dc comics and I come back to see ric grayson ??

i think it's very cool and sexy of dc to see dick and just think 'you know what? let's just give him a traumatic brain injury' and then didn't develop his character in any real way

SPEAKING OF RIC GRAYSON, gothamites making confused memes out of ric grayson is much needed

'dick grayson is my taxi driver? can anyone explain what the fuck happened he looks like an italian plumber?'

i hate to say it but batfam are def "marvel characters" in that sense they are characters who are human but become superheroes unlike most dc characters who are gods trying to be human maybe this is why I like batfam

fair enough

[la-mariposita-de-palestina]

Rewatching Holy Musical B@man :)

When I first watched it I thought it was “nice.” lets see how i feel on time #2 :)

DYLAN SAUNDERS MARRY ME

The narration of bodily damage. Yes.

LAURENNNNN

DYLANS VOICE. JAHGVL.GJNVDF

I love this scene so much

Rat tat tat!

Dude, did Batman kill god? Is that how God died? Is this part of the Starkid Super Theory?

The Batman/Bruce Wayne joke is the best

Batman exposing America and exacting his revenge, what a guy

The Joker *dies* everyone.. *unfazed*

Gotham giving unconditional Bat love

CAPTAIN MARVEL

ohmygod Batman is like “no I don’t have the energy to be around my crush right now I’m brooding”

Brians bouncing, uh i mean flying, is adorable.

*lies to impress my crush* 

I wonders why theres so much crime in Gotham.*everybody and their grandmother has a gun* what a mystery.

Drama angsty angy boi Batman

Le gasp

“nay- the life that has chosen meeeeee”

*waddles across stage*

Why’d i pause it like this.

mamaandpapaaaa nomamaandppapapapaaa

The bats dance just for him

THEY JUST WANT A BUDDY

“The Fortress---of Solitude”

...I’d freak if I saw Dylan Saunders too

I just realized i never really appreciated Rogues are we for the MASTERPIECE it is.

Jaime you queen

Poor two face, its not his fault he has the stupidest theme ever.. actually it is.

Jeff Blim is a king.

He’s so excitedd.

“yea“ HE’S A SOFT ANGY BOI.

“tiny little guy“

HE IS DAZZZLING

Starkid likes staring friendships with speaking in unison.

He is a very articulate little one.

They’re bonding!!! yay.

Le gasp.

Wholesome

YOU GO ROBIN!

This musical was just an excuse for Starkid to write a bunch of puns.

I love this song.

*beats someone to death* *softly sings* OOooooohh

Is he actually making the Wah Wah sounds? cuz thats impressive

DANCE MY BOYS DANCE

OI THATS MY PRECIOUS BOI UR TALKING ABOUT!

whispers longingly “Krypto-”

DA PUNZ

I love Candy.

Where is all the candy coming from?!!?! is there an interdimensional portal in his pockets?!

That was a highly questionable decision. (Kwan Lee)

“I’m such a boob“ imma use that from now on.

*breaks everything around him* *pushed a box*

The poor water supply, it’s just chilling.

I love that he’s called Green Lantern Fanboy.

Superman just wants to get a phone call. Just once.

Every time they same America I gag. Yay.

The social commentary is catchyyy

“Most of us are Mexican“ LOL

CANDY YOU DESERVE A MAN WHO WILL TREAT YOU RIGHT! WHO WILL APPRECIATE YOUR CANDY PUNS!

The plane.

*squints really hard at the screen* Starkid-

I want to know what this person was cast as. “The invisible force that is Superman’s flying” yes I’m sure that’s exactly what is was.

I appreciate the subtitles clarifying that his screaming is in fact meant to mimic a bat and not a toddler having a tantrum.

Jussssst. Kisssssss.

Brian is a beautiful elegant man, I love his arm movements.

They...they shared...they shared a..shared a-a cigarette.................

Sweet Tooth is such a good villain?! Like?! How?! Didn’t I notice this?!

we need a combat specialist to dissect this fight scene it was so raw and emotional and the movements were so complex..........

Ah yes. water shots, the most...hardcore drink..ever

Construction man has my heart. Well Dylan does but-

“peeeeeople“ “belieeeeeeeeve” “gooood”

“who” CAPTAIN MARVEL

I mean...is he wrong?

Dude I never heard the word totties till I watched Starkid and now I’m never calling my boobs boobs. They’re totties now.

Fanboying over your crush, his house and his pet.

“pretentious douchebags“ yea, yea they are.

YAY CAPTAIN MARVEL SAVED THE DAY!!!

Wait can Starkid make a bunch of Super Friends musicals?! Why didn’t they continue this it’ve been so fun.

Robin saying the true desires of his heart. You go, be a modern dancer buddy!

“Lauren offstage“ I love that they needed to specify it was our lord and savior Lauren Lopez not some random offstage voice.

DYLAN SHUTTUP I’M HAVING HEART PALPITATIONS.

Did they just buy one of every color underwear available on the face of the earth? Good for them.

Conclusion: I love this a lot more than I remember when I first saw it. I’m am very happy now :DDDD

[magnuss-sideburns]

TAZ Amnesty Finale Liveblog

I've never done one of these before but for the final episode I felt it would be fun, also this is the first episode I'm not driving during so it's the first that I can do this with. I'm containing this to one post for simplicity and so I don't spam. Just gonna bullet point my thoughts as shit happens. ❤️

I don't like this static

Wayne Newton

Duck being excited about being right 😍

Hey Griffin, where's Stern???

Was Barclay with them last episode too? I don't remember

"It will be seamless Duck... I'm sorry, Wayyyyne! I forgot"

"Hey, we blew us into space"

Someone get Aubrey a sandwich please

Duck struggling with having told Minerva to call him Wayne

Minerva just driving in that name lmao

Oh no, poor Vincent, using those goat instincts

"I'm not your dad, I'm Thacker!"

"There you go Griffin" "Enjoy" "Break our dad"

"It's going to be human whatever it is" BILLY???

Oh??? Jane???????

God fuck yes

I love Duck so much holy shit

Half sister as in relation or half sister as in she's only been half printed?

Aubrey loving charades is like the best part of the whole episode

Billy :(((

"Lower life forms" ok Duck

Ooooh Minerva's maaaad

Pizza?!??!?

BILLY????

Pitting them against each other...

Holy shit dude

1,183 in the hive mind

THE DOME IS THE HIVE MIND AND THATS WHY IT CUT THAT ONE THING IN HALF, IT WAS LIKE CALLING IT BACK INTO ITSELF

Vincent I love you so much

Minister of Defence ❤️ you're doing amazing sweetie

I hear "One of them has just a big floating hideous face" and I'm teleported back to 2014 and I'm living doctor who again

"I would like to summon Billy" !!!!!

Travis that description is so fucking great, fuck man

BILLY!!!!! I LOVE!!!! FUCK YEA!!!!!

Duck does have a point tho

Ah yes, the blue screen of death

THE AMNESTY MUSIC FUCK GRIFFIN

The sword in the dome? Eyy?

I dont get it???

Is it that Beacon is talking to them????

Griffin you gotta spell this shit out for me

Oh my god Billllyyyyyy

"yea what's up this is Billy" babyyyyyyyy

"thank you strange old man"

"did y'all blow up the archway?" "Oof, yea" "that's cool"

"I mean y'all blew up the archways so yea prolly"

Oh no, oh man, a decision, oh no

Wasn't expecting Thacker to choose Sylvain

Thacker and Mama are so fucking good

The Quell???

I love Aubrey and Dani

We need more wlw content and taz is so good for that

I still can't believe that Griffin made Dr. Harris Bonkers PhD a furry

God Aubrey that's so gay

Gotta make sure that hair stays red lmao

"Yes, yes, what the disembodied voice of Duck said"

THE CITY OF CHICANE

FUCK

"Because she has a god inside of her and she can do that"

I don't like the rabbit sounds lmao

"But also pudding tree, Janelle, pudding tree"

Fuck y'all, I love butterscotch

"You're so fucking cool" Dani that's gay

Duck my boy, my love

What a good good boy tho

Have I ever mentioned that I love Duck Newton with my whole heart

Cuz I do

Juno is so fucking cool

"I'm the bad boy of forestry"

"I will take the dishonor"

"Did you call her honey?"

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

Aight Justin I'm sold. I don't love it but I definitely don't hate it

Ranger Minerva!!!

"I was hurting you wasn't I Duck Newton"

"and now I'm gonna grow" I'm gonna cry aaaaa

That small glimpse of happiness for all of them is just so fucking good

The domesticity of that Duck and Minerva scene

Is that some uhhhhh sternclay? ...pls?

Jake ❤️

Kirby ❤️

Oh my goood

Reunions are my shit dude

Oh??????

Leo????

Oh??????????

Fuck yea, PC reunion

Oh fuck I'm gonna cry

Oh Ned

Oh my god

"Yes, it's the final episode of our season" Cliiiint that's not faaaiiiir

Ned "middle name" Chicane

Someone's gonna have to update the middle name audio post

Oh fuck!!!

Ned statue!!!!!!

God ok fuck man. I have too many feelings, how am I supposed to go to sleep now? I'll post this in the morning but it's like midnight rn so yknow. But fuck man. Now I have to relisten to all of amnesty...

[artnerd1123]

AFW (+ arcs) voiceclaims!

i’ve never really done these before!!! they seem super fun, and after i found one for seraph, stuff jus kinda fell into place :0 there’s a list of the characters with their respective voices undercut! Characters talking is p self explanatory, but I chose songs for a majority of these! So they sound like how the artist does while singing!!! and if that doesn’t make much sense, idk how else to explain lskdfs

Journal: Night Lights / Window Down Days, Levi Hummon Ruffy is mute and has no voice. Roo: Let Us Adore You (Reprise) singing starts at 00:50, Spinel (i am so glad to finally have a voice here- he sounds like her when she sings this song!!!) Aiden: Home, Phillip Phillips  Seraph: King of Anything / Brave, Sara Bareilles  Evangel: Narcissistic Cannibal, EarlyRise Nettles: Thursday / Insecurities, Jess Glynne  

Pirate Nettles: Touch The Sky, Julie Fowlis (yes, she had a different accent, and yes, she still slips into this occasionally) Crackers: (none yet...)

Molly Lily: Die Young, Kesha (tho tbh, any of her like 2000s to early 2010s songs work) Creschendo: (i doubt i’ll find an actual voice, but i might. in the meantime, imagine a chicken screaming. that’s p accurate skdfjsl) Nefrius: (i have yet to pin down a voice for him at all tbh) Kadar: Phantom of the Opera, Ramin Karimloo (honestly him singing any of the songs prolly works, but this is the best one I could find)  Cassidy: (none yet!) Shugar: (also nothin yet!) Sergio: the fox from the little prince (not a song! but his voice... yea thats him)

Mara: Salt, Ava Max Berimont: Demons, Alec Benjamin  Blaize: Mama, Jonas Blue  Clancy: Between The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea (starts at 14:28) / Encore, Cherie, Jerry Wayne (2 bc i wanted to confirm the voice) Sable: Vanellope Von Schweetz from Wreck it ralph (not a song, but the voice) Dawn: (uhh still lookin :V)

Spree: (gotta find him one that isn’t his inspo... if it don’t work, you’ll get a clip...) Trembelvin: (none yet!) Angie: (none yet!) Jeff: (none yet!) Cherri: (none yet!) Prince: (none yet!) Bog: (none yet!) Madison: (none yet!)

[swaglikejesus]

1-11 14-21 25-50 63-79 92

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

- Of course. 

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

- Na, I have not. 

3. Have you taken someones virginity?

- Yes I have.

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

- Very big. 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

- Na, but I will this weekend. 

6. What are you excited for?

- This weekend, just tryna be laid up truthfully. It’s cold. 

7. What happened tonight?

- Well, tonight ain’t happen yet but it’s my son sons bday celebration. 

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

- Na, go have fun shorty just be safe, feel me? 

9. Is confidence cute?

-Yes to a certain extent tho. 

10. What is the last beverage you had?

- Milk :). 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

- 3.   

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

- Hopefully a whip lol. 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

- Na, that’s the goal though. 

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

- Hopefully for the better. 

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

- My ting, even though she be getting me tight & My boy. 

18. The last time you felt broken?

- Last month. 

19. Have you had sex today?

- Na I wish lmao. 

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

- Couple of tings 

21. Are you in a good mood?

- Somewhat, yea. 

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

- It is what it is. 

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

- Yes.

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

- Hell no. 

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

- “Sour on deck.” lmaooooooo

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

- Yea.

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

- I believe that. Except murderers & rapists. 

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

- na thats my mothafuckin’ nigga. 

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

- I hope she does.

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

- Yup. 

34. Listening to?

- Lil Wayne’s Tha Carter III. 

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

- From time to time. 

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

- Prob in bed still lol. 

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

- Fakely.

38. Who did you last call?

- My ting

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

- My ting

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

- Because she luhhh my lips. 

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

- shit, idk lol.

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

- That I did. 

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

- All the time lol. 

44. Do you tan in the nude?

- Na I’m already blessed with all these melanininininininin.

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

- Na.

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

- Yes.

47. Who was the last person to call you?

- Mom Dukes.

48. Do you sing in the shower?

- Yup.

49. Do you dance in the car?

- All the time lmao.

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

- Na.

63. First concert?

- Some hispanic shit I forgot the name of. 

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

- ouuuu thats tough. I’d say Target since I don’t live by a Wal-Mart.

65. Nike or Adidas?

- Nike >. 

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

- ouuuu another tough one, Fritos.

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

- Damn, as a baseball player I’d have to say seeds lol. 

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

- Fuck dat bih.

69. Ever take dance lessons?

- Na, I want to tho. 

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

- Idk lol. 

71. Can you curl your tongue?

- I think I can lol.

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

- Na, I lost cause I spelled “guitar” wrong lmaoo. 

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

- Yea, when I won the City Championship back in High School. 

74. What is your favorite book?

- I haven’t read in a min but I’d say Monster. 

75. Do you study better with or without music?

- Without.

76. Regularly burn incense?

- Na, just that reeeeeeefa.

77. Ever been in love?

- Yup. 

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

- Lil’Wayne or Drake

79. What was the last concert you saw?

- Kendrick x Travis Scott the DAMN tour. 

92. Do you want to get married

- Maybe, who knows.

[begoniagirl]

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

Why the fuck am I sleeping with my married therapist

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

He works in the kitchen and doesn’t speak English. He does, however, live down the hall from me with his wife.

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

I’m into drugs so it’d be fun

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

Which one

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

Drunk 

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

what does this even mean

7. What does your last received text say?

Yea! Can’t wait to see you!!

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

just one night but lots of times that night

9. Where was your last kiss at?

I guess my room

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

I don’t have a sister???

11. What do you drink in the morning?

Cocaine

12. Where did you sleep last night?

my bed

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

they are if they’re not with Asher.

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

only if I could change how someone else felt about me

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

who knows we’re in there? if no one, then we are a ok

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

rainy

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

not right now but I used to know someone

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

jeans

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

I hope not

20. Does anyone like you?

only people already in relationships

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

Probably?

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

nah I tried

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

Lots

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

I already have two and am ready to get more

25. In the past week have you cried?

almost

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

poodle

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

what? both?

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

yes

29. Do you think you’re old?

no but I wish I was young

30. Do you like text messaging?

only with leslie and my mom

31. What type of day are you having?

shit

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

I already have and i prolly will again

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

warm

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

yes 3

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

fling with everyone, relationship with my ex

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

idk tbh

37. What song are you listening to?

right now im just listening to spongebob

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

usually 39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

leslie 40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

the fact that we dated for 10 months is a big allure factor 41. When did you last receive a text message?

this morning 42. What is wrong with you right now?

everything 43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

shes my therapist 44. Does anyone disgust you?

myself 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

only asher 46. Are you in a good mood right now?

not rly 47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

blanca my boss 48. What color shirt are you wearing?

black 49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

yep 50. Anyone you’re giving up on?

no idk 51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

i wish I could

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

what 53. Do you like rain?

yes 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

no bc I do 55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

i like literally everyone 56. Do you like to cuddle?

yes v much 57. Are you shy?

no 58. Do you get along with girls?

yes i love them 59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

NO SHES MY THERAPIST 60. What do you carry with you at all times?

Calcite and cigarettes 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

prolly but not for the money 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

i have and i would again 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

yep 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

he never will again 65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

fucking my co-worker was pretty cute

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

18, 20+, 20+

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?

nails done bc I never have     68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?    

yuck neither animal prints are so tacky 69. Do you have any stickers on your car?    

lots 70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?    

what the fuck no

71. Blackberry, Android, or iPhone?   

iPhone  72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?    

never? 73. Do you like diet soda?    

no 74. What color are the walls in your room?   

white  75. Are you 16 or older?    

yes? 76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?    

no 77. Do you have a job?    

yes   78. What are your initials?    

CMC 79. Did you ever have braces?    

no 80. Are you from the south?    

FUCK NO

81. What does your last status on facebook say?    

i never use facebook so??? 82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?    

no??? 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?   

mom  84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?    

nope 85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?    

wonder woman 86. Do you smoke?    

yes 87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?    

neither 88. Is your phone touch screen?    

yes? what is this 2007? 89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?    

wavy? 90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?    

ye 91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?   

lake i guess  92. Have you ever made out in a car?    

yep 93. …Had sex in a car? 

yep    94. Are you single or in a relationship?  

fuck you   95. What were you doing last night at midnight?    

chilling with my boss and drinking wine 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?    

4th of july 97. Do you like the camera on your phone?   

???  98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?    

thats all of my friends tbh 99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?    

yep 100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?    

i hate facebook 101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    

i guess 102. Name your favorite Kesha song:  

all of them   103. Do you have any tan lines right now?    

no im too white 104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?    

you’ll catch me dead before I wear cowboy boots at all

[officialvneckvigilantes]

literally all of the asks. i dare you do it

wait... for real? gee, i mean thanks i really appreciate it but i feel bad for everyones feed now1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? probs something cheeky like "so, come here often?" or somethin like that2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?¯\_(ツ)_/¯3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?nope its their life4. Is your last name longer than six letters?nope5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?uhhh in between?6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?yeppppp like most of the time7. What does your last received text say?"oh shit dill! yooooo"8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?bruh its been a while idk maybe like a handful?9. Where was your last kiss at?someones dorm10. When is the last time you saw your sister?literally at work this morning lol11. What do you drink in the morning?juice or excellence12. Where did you sleep last night?alone on my futon13. Do you think relationships are hard?no but ya gotta put in the effort yafeel?14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?yeaahhh15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?no but id just rather not16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?sunny17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?yea18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?i like jeans but no pants is best pants19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?i fucking hope omg20. Does anyone like you?i think so amd i hope they do21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?nope22. Is the last person you kissed gay?nah 23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?maybe my old dormmate from scad but even that i can get over24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?yeah i want constellations on me25. In the past week have you cried?nah26. What breed was the last dog you saw? pitbull + something (idk what my dogs mixed with)27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?out like why tf would i dry off in the wet shower 28. Have you ever kissed a football player?no29. Do you think you’re old?this is based on perspective and you know that. 30. Do you like text messaging?yeah i think its a nice casual way of keeping in touch31. What type of day are you having?a pretty good one32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?maybe but idk man33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?warm weather is fun for summer but i want snow in wintert goddammit34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?yeah35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?relationships have much more meaning but honestly thats up to the gal i just really want affection at this point36. Are you a simple or complicated person?uhhh im kind of a wildcard so who fucking knows theres a lot going on37. What song are you listening to?the radio rn but recently it was learn to fly by foo fighters38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?yeah of course39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?i dont think i even know almost everything about me tbh40. What made you start liking the person you like now?WOW what a question uhh cute/gorgeous? funny? personality? has shown affection/interest in me? like what more do you want???41. When did you last receive a text message?9:34 group chat 3:55 text42. What is wrong with you right now?wow thats a loaded question so next43. How well do you know the last female you texted?we kinda just met so theres still a lot to learn but so far kinda well44. Does anyone disgust you?people who dont show consideration for others or the environment45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?hell yes46. Are you in a good mood right now?yeah id say so47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?my parents?48. What color shirt are you wearing?black v neck, baby49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?no i dont think so50. Anyone you’re giving up on?nah i dont think you should ever give up on anyone51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?no. not even a little bit52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?no53. Do you like rain?yeah its real relaxing 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?no way i can make her cool drinks!55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?like 90% of them omg 56. Do you like to cuddle?uhhh who doesnt?57. Are you shy?in some situations but people always tell me im really social 58. Do you get along with girls?yeah idk why59. Have you dated the person you texted last?no? 60. What do you carry with you at all times?phone, wallet, keys 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?yes whats more haunting than student loans 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?yeah and i would really want to 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?nope 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?yesssss65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?yeah. like a lot of cute shit66. How old are the last three people you kissed?well now youre asking if ive kissed three whole people67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? uhhh68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? leopard print reminds me of early 2000's mall rat ladies so dear god no69. Do you have any stickers on your car? yeah from all the schools i attended70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? idk man does it really matter?71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? i like apples ui and the simplicity but ive been using android for the past couple years. just got the s8 and its great. 72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? last week?73. Do you like diet soda? eh. dont like dont hate74. What color are the walls in your room? 3 are tan one is black75. Are you 16 or older? yep76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? nope77. Do you have a job? yep catch me at that bed bath and beyond life 78. What are your initials? ztf79. Did you ever have braces? yeah it kinda sucked80. Are you from the south? no81. What does your last status on facebook say? "sinners." in reply to a mountain of cardboard boxes in my old dorm82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? yeah83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? probs my dad84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? i did gymnastics when i was a wee lad85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? dude idk im just pumped for cars 3 midnight release86. Do you smoke? nah87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? ew88. Is your phone touch screen? wow 200889. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? it kinda just does its own thing and i love it for that90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? yeah91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? pool for swimming, lake for canoeing92. Have you ever made out in a car? woah yes and theres a big story behind that lol93. …Had sex in a car? not like full sex but hand stuff yea94. Are you single or in a relationship? as single as the last 20 years of my life (very)95. What were you doing last night at midnight? watching the office i think96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? new years but i got a bunch that i wanna light97. Do you like the camera on your phone? yeah it great for snapshots and convenience but ill always prefer my dslr98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? ...like healthcare? no99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? nah 100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? i dont hate anyone so no101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? if i was pregnant i wouldnt be the only one who was scared102. Name your favorite Kesha song: why103. Do you have any tan lines right now? HA no im white as fuck but maybe in the summer ill burn up some color104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? for realsies or for fun? cuz yes to eitherthanks again for asking me!! i appreciate it a whole lot!

[bar-torr]

thank u for tagging me @autistic-damian-wayne !! i havent done one of these in ages (my bad, i always forget)

1. why did you choose your url? - umm its a bnha character that i think looks funny also its a nice name (used to be johnnchan which is another bnha chara but i wanted to match my ao3)

2. any sideblogs? - so many,, i rarely use them tho

3. how long have you been on tumblr? - i was on tumblr for like a couple months in 2016 (or 2017?? idk the exact year) but then i quit bc i got bored and then came back in like. late 2018 and stuck around since

4. do you have a queue tag? - no i cant figure out queues and im too scared to try

5. why did you start your blog in the first place? - uhh this blog was originally an art blog but. u can see how that turned out lmao

6. why did you choose your icon? - wanted a bart icon but i didnt want to use any panels bc thats work so i drew one n added the aro flag bc im aro and i hc bart as aro

7. why did you choose your header? - i love my ducks a lot (there r like 4 more that arent shown in that pic tho. should change that)

8. what’s your post with the most notes? - dude idk,, probs one of my dc posts (edit: its that one konbart drawing i did)

9. how many mutuals do you have? - ???!?! should i know that??? hang on lemme go count,, 17 wow thats more than i thought

10. how many followers do you have? - 180 😎

11. how many people are you following? - 800

12. have you ever made a shitpost? - when do i not

13. how often do you use tumblr each day? - all day every day,,,,,,

14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? - no?? lmao

15. how do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts? - i HATE them they make me feel so bad

16. do you like tag games? - yea theyr fun i just dont have the energy to do them often

17. do you like ask games? - i probably would??? no one ever actually sends asks so (WISH they did, i love talking)

18. which of your tumblr mutuals do you think is famous? - bro i dunno

19. do you have a crush on a mutual? - absolutely not hgjdfhgjd

20. tags - idk uhh @spacestuffing, @miadeardn n anyone else that wants to do it ?? dont gotta tho

[fkyumerica]

Jan 19, 2024, 6:50 PM

Best Trends Laughs Gags Funny Prank fail. Bromas Divertido Risas Chistes. Lachen 000239 #shorts

did we find steve

meghan and her son at the end at 5 years old, shes 5

then they mate with one that age and laugh

that girl laughs

the pick up line

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R3YS_k6a5E hahah show your wife

Tangled Live Action (2025) | Teaser Trailer | Disney (4K) | rapunzel trailer

Frozen Live Action (2025) | Teaser Trailer | Margot Robbie & Disney (4K) | frozen trailer

new disney ones

Disney’s Brave (Live-Action Version) Trailer

that one was a favorite

brave

MOANA Live Action - Official Trailer (2024) Zendaya, Dwayne Johnson | Disney+

holy shit the rock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZOCFmPPQK0 she is meghan the jennifer garner love hewitt bitch

Pocahontas live action trailer (2019) Shay Mitchell, Chris Hemsworth (Fanmade)

twilight

girl bella

american pie

got her head cut off in scary movie by scream

then jen went in and shit after

giving a kid up was that

she gave birth

to his kid too, the goblin in spider man

clint eastwoods family

filipino, mexicans

whose got the beautiful story this time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcZ75LcIcX4 and her gay daughter with her too with her real face

Princess and the Frog: Live Action (2024) Disney Teaser Trailer Pitch #1

scottish

aww troll

moomins o-o moomins are here

make the face no one is mad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aekkl177gKE oh my god

Harry Potter And The Cursed Child (2024) - First Trailer | Daniel Radcliffe | Concept Version

Getting dressed in 1885

duchess was his friend makes him laugh so she rides him to get pregnant

and he better be a king when i see it

long line of them

why do they think they are related

and turn out to be the same kind of retarded too

lori always wore a bitch mask

is the other lori too

mean greener

i threw so much shit out

im so glad

3 tubs gone

hung things up on hangers

found the rammstein hoodie

retarded cow women

now you gotta get me a cow

and they fuck so loud

and build houses around them im scared

built a grocerie store and other stores illegally

this is what happened its them

and nurses help us people moved in

afterr

the block party

she was drunk the whole time

pregnant too

he will smash

into something

the kid

and be pregnant thhen with her gave them a opportunity to be together

at 5 i had tits to cut out a organ

and balls gone

still there

reindeer

Jan 19, 2024, 8:13 PM

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jDswQSbXGyc they gave me gun shot weed

Rammstein 2022 crazy fun Till Lindemann live

and then he got it and gave it to his dad

and he wrote engel

they left it on for 18 years

these giants heads

making the noise

behind buildings in detroit

wayne knew it

no one knew wtf it was

or rememberd it

those arent bells

its their heads and mouths

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GVRD0gOEz4 these girls are just bitches. "money" LIE no i want it, no i dont want it get rid of it mom. thats a cerebral palsy too.

Jan 19, 2024, 9:06 PM

miranda ?- now that i come back i go to do everything at anyone again. i wanted to kiss each girls boyfriend and fuck them too

i think it is amanda

the brave princess

she move on again

fake judge wtf attorney

they sing to hide their accent that they are retarded

scottish sort of you too dad

cabreas

was that her lsat name

miranda

she robbed everyone and made a beach house for bands to play at

and she fucked them

married jeffery and his dad

caligula

had three kids with caligula

all infants at once its in the movie

and fake mom came back

yea i talk and leave

so do they all they did ahhh scream

teach them to lie and leave her mom said it too

Jan 20, 2024, 11:13 AM

theres so much to read in a class

half of these cheerleaders are pregnant eww

amanda just had a baby I think

the profile photo is before she had a baby

the other ones are after

'the it crowd' is her on it

her eyes are different now

I wouldent recognize her

Jan 20, 2024, 4:22 PM

The Real Reason Why Stan’s Family Loves Church - South Park

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lIX5xlH-Fq8 eww there she is she did mate with george harrison, amanda did

Nita Strauss master guitar solo live 2022 🎸🤘| Alice Cooper Show

i had to teaach her lita ford in 10 minutes

she sucks

fake blood

small boobies

guitarists didnt like that

she didnt even strip for motley crue wtf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4dGPwEEvKc eww

(مصطفى - علي - فطومة) .. 3 أشقاء قصار القامة يعيشون في غرفة #جاري_الأمل…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXtCDzZ-X4Y nut house deformed head fred

Los dos BEBÉS adultos de SIJA

retarded

they hide it as a dead body and carry it

their word of boy is it

when they say it

they point at all of them

who did it too

rob them and leave, amanda does

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu6ZN0sdIZc a infant gives birth to one like this they already put pieces in its head, forehead, cheeks, and mouth. this was anne marie.

UnKitSmilePara Danna - Campaña Social - Parálisis Cerebral

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jadg69pcoeY then more pieces and it looks like a stephanie or shannon and amy winehouse. she was smiling her whole life. and skating. and dreaming. and going. and washing. and singing. tell her no. no. I wanted to curse you with a dreamer.

Menor con parálisis cerebral necesita coche neurológico [Noticias] - Telemedellín

a new york bitch

no i get it all

what did their mom on crack do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeXDGOxu8vI then a amanda i get all the ape bitches, planet of the apes, it was bitches of the apes

Un ordenador permite a una niña con parálisis cerebral comunicarse con la mirada

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Izs-ug_-6qM and one dead

Florencio'renz' sanciangco in morgue 2015

they will change face pieces to go back in the store nonstop and steal shit

18 different cars we fuck shit

up? if they raped people in the store

they get too close and do it

dont go down a aisle with one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=745yXHizKuA this was the face of one, eyes out

Miguel Angel Prieto - Tanatopraxia y Tanatoestética

enormous hand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0jEbYEgWRM you can only recognize him with his mouth out

Awake oral fibreoptic intubation in difficult airway

all these toupee guys are it

george

their dad in all the dearborn houses

bigger people

hit us

8ft and up

a pregnant one giving birth looks korean, shut eyes sex all day, so are the black ones

and minority we get the hospital

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af5Gnj3V_Gw and there you go sex all day too

Cuidadores desamparados: Un día con la familia de Macarena

they say it nonstop to one

on a guy all day

so the guys do it

and vacation g uy

and hey face lift, her or not

steal her house and we can fuck in it for a day, she says it

that thing wont talk who cares

8 infants, gets a hut with all of them, switches with another guy, goes gay with all of them to love him too come back we raise you

imprint was it

and gay girls run around

amanda

south

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5God-lnTJM the boys look like this

INOCENTE 2015 Video de los niños con Parálisis Cerebral que atiende la asociación El Despertar

wild or not

? old women ask it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmHJnfBR3HY wild they did it

Parálisis cerebral

want a wild one, head back

jewish guys

gay girls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SCvFSsmbS0 what a infant giving birth looks like

紧急情况！妈妈大出血需要马上手术治疗！

half were c-sections for plastic surgery since

and give her the other one

two diets go together

then they make a town

sex with all the guys whose the dad?

vegetables or meat, boy or girl

the diet

mated them nonstop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTunTKfH85Q and we're this gay. different races know which dad

Peter Griffin gets molested several times compilation seriously so funny

then race up the mountain both tan

when you were young

who am i

which

henrick zetterberg is down the street and i dont wanna meet him

dream street, their family

all the bradys were men

its out

[notnatinat]

Answer all of them!!!! i wanna know u

Oh my god that's a lot of questions but I will Here is goes1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? "WHAT THE FUCK NO GOD NO"2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?nothing lol i met her that day and we kissed and thats it3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?if it was weed i wouldnt care at all, but if it was something else i would talk to them about it but i would never leave them bc i know how hard it is. I would help them as much as i can4. Is your last name longer than six letters?7!!! 5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?Drunk6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?yes LOOOOOL7. What does your last received text say?"are you still up" it was at 4 am8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?19. Where was your last kiss at?someone's bed10. When is the last time you saw your sister?I've never met her11. What do you drink in the morning?juice or water12. Where did you sleep last night?my own bed!!13. Do you think relationships are hard?Yes and no. I don't like when people say "if its meant to be it will just work out", i think you need to work hard for you relationship and sometimes its not 50% / 50% sometimes the other person or even you can't give your 50%, so the other person has to give more, and then that person may not be able to give their 50% and you have to give more. I think having a relationship is working hard and seeing your work pay off in all the happiness it brings you and all the good moments you spend with that person. 14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?Yes YES YES !!!!!!15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?i dont remember her and i dont even know her name but sure 😂😂16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?somewhere in the middle. Cloudy17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?Nope18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?pajama pants 🤙🏻19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?I don't think so20. Does anyone like you?I don't think so x221. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?Yes22. Is the last person you kissed gay?Yes lol23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?yes OMG i hate it because i feel mean24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?I have six lol25. In the past week have you cried?Lol i cried last night26. What breed was the last dog you saw? bulldog 27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?hair in the shower and a little of my body in the shower too28. Have you ever kissed a football player?I don't know29. Do you think you’re old?No lol I'm1930. Do you like text messaging?yes. depends. sometimes i hate it and i hate replying and i literally ignore everyone for like 3 days31. What type of day are you having?I just woke up so I don't really know32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?I did it twice but ended up taking it off33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?Cold I think34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?my best friend, and one of my closest friends whom I see as a brother 35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?Fling. I don't wanna be in a relationship 36. Are you a simple or complicated person?I think I'm rather complicated 37. What song are you listening to?Que lo nuestro se quede nuestro - carlos rivera. SUCH A BEAUTIFUL SONG I RECOMMEND IT 10/10. If you don't speak spanish LOOK up the lyrics in your language cause it is really a beautiful song !!!38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?Yes :)39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?Yes my ex girlfriend40. What made you start liking the person you like now?Her beautiful personality as well as her moles and her eyes41. When did you last receive a text message?10:11 am42. What is wrong with you right now?I lost the love of my life 43. How well do you know the last female you texted?1/1044. Does anyone disgust you?Yes45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?no. theres just 1 person i would date but even if she asked it would take me a little time to be able to date her. I think I'm kind of fucked up cause I don't think I can date anyone because I feel a strong fear of being left behind, and its suxh an ugly feeling cause it gives me anxiety attacks lol46. Are you in a good mood right now?Bleh47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?One of my closest friends 48. What color shirt are you wearing?I'm not wearing any shirt hehe49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?Yeah. My mom has a tumor and it fucking broke my heart50. Anyone you’re giving up on?Lol51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?No, i would never be able to even if they did something really awful 52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?Yes all the time53. Do you like rain?I love it54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?Depends wether its socially or on a regular basis and if they do it because they wanna have fun or because they're sad and wanna forget. But I would help them and I would never leave them alone55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?Nope56. Do you like to cuddle?Love it57. Are you shy?Yes58. Do you get along with girls?Yes!! 59. Have you dated the person you texted last?No LOL60. What do you carry with you at all times?My phone mostly61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?Yes!!! Imagine all the charities I would be able to help if I di62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?I could last forever with her63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?Yes I was 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?i would cry. LOL65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?I saw the cutest dog and he high fived me 66. How old are the last three people you kissed?I dont even know their name lol67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? Pay to get them done bc I would make a mess and then someone can gain some money 68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? Leopard 69. Do you have any stickers on your car? nope70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? lil wayne71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? iPhone72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? Like 6 months ago i think73. Do you like diet soda? Love it74. What color are the walls in your room? white75. Are you 16 or older? older 76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? DUH !!77. Do you have a job? Kind of78. What are your initials? NM79. Did you ever have braces? Yea :((80. Are you from the south? Yes omg81. What does your last status on facebook say? "Who's in (my hometown) ????"82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? Yes he's my best friend now 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? Mom84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? Nope85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? I don't remember :(. I don't go to the movies anymore. It literally makes me sad because of my ex girlfriend so i don't go anymore86. Do you smoke? Yes87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? Heels 88. Is your phone touch screen? yup89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? Kind of in the middle??? 90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? yes LOL when I was like 1791. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? Pool92. Have you ever made out in a car? Yes93. …Had sex in a car? Yes94. Are you single or in a relationship? Single 95. What were you doing last night at midnight? Arriving at my house96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? Like a week ago97. Do you like the camera on your phone? Nope98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? Nopeee99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? Yes 100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? Yes 101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? Yes lol twice 102. Name your favorite Kesha song: tik tok ? LOL103. Do you have any tan lines right now? yes i've had them since i was 15 and they havent faded away104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? Oh my god ???? Maybe at a rodeo LOL