#YOURE A NEEEEEERD

[synthshenanigans]

a friends mom said funky jash looked like hes from the 70s & i got bored sooo

theyre rlly cool u should follow them btw...

she make s such amazing art. u should go eat said art :D

[kumzorg]

put your paws in the air wave them like you just dont care

(oc description below)

her name is Sohfa (was written like Sofa before but revised for better pronounciation), and her whole deal was that i wanted to make a trans woman oc, but i had no clue what trans women are like besides being hot and provocative (year 2020, i was young and confused about a lot of things regarding gender), and she didnt have any personality other than looking tired all the time, until i grew up and realised this is the stupidest fucking character design, i came to realisation about lotta things, such as heteronormativity and body positivity, so after coming to terms with my own problems, i developed her further to be a representations of the things that i love and respect, such as feeling comfortable in your own body and dealing with adversities while still having hope for the future

also something something she was initially for a furry visual novel concept (not as a romantic option, shes lesbian and the mc was gonna be a gay man) , but i like to mostly draw my ocs hanging around and doing stuff instead of writing out plot, so that idea is scrapped for now (...but for how long?... >:3)

just as i grow and develop as a person, so do the silly goobers that i make up in my mind

(also shes a frigging nerd, likes to watch old avgn and plays old pc games like a neeeeeerd)

[gatheringfantasies]

@channydraws replied to your post “”:

Neeeeeerd

​"Muffin's a nerd!"

[deathblossomed]

💍 — any piercings? 😖 — what annoys you? 🗒 — what is/are your favorite genre(s)/theme(s) to write? 😳 — what was your most embarrassing moment in the rpc? BONUS QUESTION: Who mostly occupies your drafts and inbox?

Munday!

💍 — any piercings?

No! I'm a big baby and was always too nervous. I've thought about it since I wear my hair real short now but I'm kinda lazy

😖 — what annoys you?

When people micromanage me. Like, I'm a little slow and stuck in my ways but I'm a good worker and I'll get it done. Just leave me alooone. The more someone nags me to do something the less likely it is I'm gonna do it.

🗒 — what is/are your favorite genre(s)/theme(s) to write?

I have a preference for fantasy, both reading and writing. I like world building and drawing inspiration from fantastical sources. The disappoint of going into my fiction classes and being told they deal primarily in real world stuff -- like I get it from a teaching stand point but it's such a bummer. It's why I'm such a sucker for AUs because it gives me a chance to build something. Also big on angst and hurt->comfort lmao but that's more rp specific

😳 — what was your most embarrassing moment in the rpc?

Listen, roleplay is embarrassing in general. Like wdym my hobby is getting on the computer and pretending to be fictional people. neeeeeerd. anyway-- Uuuuh, I've sent things from the wrong blog before which is always fun, or like misreading a prompt and writing it wrong LOL.

BONUS QUESTION: Who mostly occupies your drafts and inbox?

[korey-in-the-house]

Haha loser lost your account neeeeeerd

GET OUT OF MY WALLS!!!!!

[springvaletales]

((The beach flashback session notes (retconned to sessions 68/69/70) are ready at last!!!

This is going to be LONG, though, so it's all under a cut to save the dashboard.))

PART ONE:

The Chadswell Academy of Arcane Studies is hosting its semi-annual beach party/recruitment event in Port Covekeel.

Ena and Asahi are too tired (their players need sleep) to go out on the town, so they spend these events sleeping back at the inn.

Lex and Bagelby immediately offer to trade slugs and a handful of mana candies that give speed boosts (zoomie pills) to a pair of elven teenagers in exchange for the alcohol they were trying to smuggle onto the beach.

Lex had to flex her muscles to succeed after failing at both Intimidation and Persuasion.

These teenagers are wholly convinced they’ve just been got by two very inexperienced undercover cops.

Me: “They’re the magical equivalent of computer nerds who rarely leave the lab.”

Ena's Player, listening in: "Neeeeeerds."

The elves want Bagelby and co. to put in a good word for them at the Mu Mu fraternity tent, as it’s one of the campus’ most popular, and they wouldn’t bet on their chances alone.

“They’re frat boy hopefuls who want to pledge to their parents’ fraternity.”

Bagelby gave the pledgers a bag of hallucinogenic slugs as his idea for getting them in the good graces of the fraternity leaders, but Thiori snatched it and scolded him for it.

Not for giving teenagers drugs, but for giving teenagers low quality drugs.

Thiori then created a brand new alcoholic drink by combining the hallucinogenic slugs with absinthe he stole from a couple of smooching teenagers, a healing berry from the bottom of his backpack, and the tiniest piece of poisonous berry skin (‘for flavor’).

He named it “Tjukula” (or “the Dreamtime”. BC after you drink that, you’ll be sleeping before the bartender can refill your glass).

I refuse to name a few hundred new NPCs so the beach is now magically enchanted so that everyone who willingly steps foot onto the beach while the signs are up has to call each other “Chad” whether they like it or not.

PART TWO:

Recap: The A-Plot is helping two casting-challenged spell-writing nerds bribe/charm/rizz their way out of pledging to their parents’ legacy fraternity and skipping straight to membership, and the B-Plot is helping Radiant find some sort of undead threat hiding in the crowd.

Thiori was finally rescued from the racist conversation he’d gotten trapped in at the tail end of the previous session by the realization that he’d left Bagelby alone with Sir Carl and Radiant riiiight about the time Bagelby started loudly proclaiming how delicious his drug slugs were and waving one around in the air.

Thiori, wide-eyed: “I’VE GOT TO GO NOW. BYE.” *bolts across the beach*

Poor man spent two IRL weeks trapped in that conversation.

Bagelby’s Player: “What does necromancy taste like?”

Thiori’s Player: “Black Licorice.”

Sir Carl’s Player: “Mothballs.”

Me: “Black Licorice-flavored mothballs.”

Bagelby’s Player: “It’s necromancy - it can’t taste delicious!”

Bagelby learned from his ‘Uncle Percy’ (no description) that liches are typically gaunt, skeletal, humanoid creatures with withered skin, visible bones, a terrible stench, glowing eyes, and occasionally a trail of dried skin flakes (who is ‘Uncle Percy’? We’ll find out next episode! We do not.)

About ⅓ of the beachgoers are wearing masks, and the party can’t see their faces. 

Sir Carl: “How are we going to get all these people to play truth or dare?”

Bagelby: “With peer pressure!”

Bagelby drew a circle in the sand and shouted a challenge at the top of his lungs. He drew in at least eight of the fourteen masked figures they were trying to lure in, and they started there.

For the first question, Bagelby straight up asked the first masked girl if she was a lich. She only said “do you want me to be a lich?” in a flirty voice.

Sir Carl’s Player: “Does this world have student loans?”

Me: “Depends on how rich your family is.”

“Do you want to be the one to tell your dragon dad that you’re failing magical math?”

Thiori was dared to deadlift the Dragonborn (Edgar) five times. He rolls terribly for peer pressure, forgets how many deadlifts he’s supposed to do by the time he gets to ‘3’ due to a gathering crowd of onlookers chanting out his count, and goes on to do ten before losing count.

Drunk Partygoer: “What are you, a Fey?”

Bagelby, who was raised in the Feywilds: “Technically, yes.”

After going through almost all of the masked players with no luck, Bagelby gets into a heated back and forth with one of the last players with the added stakes of the loser’s most prized possession on the line.

Bagelby won.

The college girl’s most prized possession is a once-a-year-only coupon for two free hotdogs from Chadswick Zaelien’s Famous Dogs, valid for Chadswell Arcane Academy students only.

Bagelby’s Player: “Her most prized possession is a hotdog coupon?”

Me: “She’s a broke college student.”

[Comment removed for campaign spoilers.]

The party goes to get hot dogs, but Chadswick Zaelien himself is apparently sleeping in the pop-up tent after pre-gaming too hard for the beach party, so the stand is being run by a redheaded teenaged employee.

This employee has a gnarly scar around one bicep that Thiori notices after Bagelby orders both hot dogs with different orders of topping application (and a tiny one served on a bottlecap for Maritza); he says the arm got bit off by some big monster that he was trying to take a magical selfie with.

His mom was rich tho, so they were able to reattach it and he got a tattoo of stitches around the site to always have a great story to tell.

The party has a new favorite NPC. I may regret giving him the California surfer accent.

With their hot dogs eaten, the party sat down on the beach to watch a volleyball game between fraternities, and got to watch about twenty-six minutes of shirtless volleyball before the mimic sleeping under the court was woken up by the cheering.

It burst from beneath the sandy court with an angry roar, and - due to poor rolls on the NPCs’ part - swallowed six of the players who couldn’t jump off of its back fast enough.

And that’s where we wrapped for the night. >:3

PART THREE:

We’re back to finally wrap up the beach party flashback!!!

AND to fight a Huge sized mimic disguised as a volleyball court!!!

Bagelby, about the mimic that just ate the volleyball team: “Maybe we could tame it!”

Sir Carl, aghast: “It just ATE people!”

Bagelby cast Protection from Good and Evil on Thiori by patting him firmly on the back and then shoving him at the mimic while shouting “This looks like your speed, buddy! Go get ‘em!”

Thiori leapt into the sky to glide over the mimic, and dropped down on it to deal first 19, then 11 points of damage. This man is single handedly responsible for all of my bosses having extreme health boosts and second forms.

Sir Carl tried to jump up onto the mimic with Thiori, but slipped, and got eaten instead.

He is now trapped inside with the six eaten frat boys, all of whom are either dissociating, sobbing, or having a come to Skaadi moment.

Undeterred by becoming a snack, Sir Carl immediately begins punching the inside of the mimic, to the mimic’s distress.

Bagelby realized that the mimic had no eyes to speak of and was thus blind - the beachgoers it was chasing back and forth only attracted it because they were screaming in terror.

Bagelby found a familiar face in the crowd - a guard from Redfeather City, Tavar, who just so happens to be a ward of the Taker of the Lost and swapped acorns with Ena - and commanded him to keep the survivors as quiet as possible to keep the mimic’s attention off of them.

Thankfully for the survivors, Bagelby is a very persuasive speaker and Redfeather City Guard is very good at following orders.

Sir Carl punched the mimic’s stomach hard enough to make it vomit up one of the frat boys, and also cast his first Eldritch Blast.

He did not know he could do this. Dynamite has some explaining to do.

Searing Smite has been re-flavored to look like the sword beam from a full health Master Sword in Legend of Zelda purely bc the fight was moving around too fast, I needed Radiant to land at least one hit for story reasons, and I hadn’t built her with any ranged spells.

Me: “Across the 4th wall, Maritza gasps in offense.”

Sir Carl Jaeger kept punching the Mimic from within until it threw up the rest of the volleyball team and himself, and then a series of natural 20s and critical hits killed the Mimic in a blaze of lightning, arcane fire, and half-melted sand. 

Sir Carl’s squire Chess, who is still in hiding from the Sunfell Cult and watched this entire battle, is experiencing several crisis offscreen.

Me: “The party vibes are killed.”

The walk back up the beach is somber and mostly silent. The partygoers are traumatized, and quickly decide to all get drunk and try to pretend the mimic attack was some terrible nightmare they can drink to forget.

The vendors of the food alley have all fled from the threat of the mimic and there’s no-one there to man the stands, so the traumatized teenagers help themselves to the food.

The party themselves are in the mood for celebratory hot dogs after killing a Huge mimic and rescuing all of its victims (physically) unscathed in under a minute.

When they reach the hot dog stand, however, they find the umbrella knocked down over the cart, and no sign of the teenaged employee.

Thiori was still able to see the boots of the owner sleeping off his pre-game drinking sticking out from the tent, however, so he went to investigate and make sure the man was alright bc who sleeps through a Mimic attack??

The body of the hot dog stand owner (not the teenaged one) lies mutilated inside the tent, with its head chopped off and missing, its skin peeled back, and its ribcage broken open.

Several organs, including the heart, liver, and one lung, are missing, while many more are callously tossed aside or seemingly biopsied.

He has been dead for at least twelve hours, and while the party suspects the teenaged hot dog guy at first, Radiant disagrees; her divine sword that totally-isn’t-a-ripoff-of-Sting glows in the presence of great evil, and thus, would have told her if he was undead.

Me: “Yeah this is a real tough puzzle for your think box. You’re gonna need your handy dandy notebook and your audience friend.”

Thiori calls Bagelby over to take a look at the strange line in the sand at the body’s neck, and Bagelby realizes quickly that it was made by an axe - a very large axe, as a matter of fact.

They deduce that the hot dog stand owner was murdered and dissected some time before the party arrived…and that while the lich may have been at the party when they arrived, he was long gone by now.

Bagelby walked out of the tent and threw up.

As he was throwing up, he noticed a strange shape half-buried in the disturbed sand, and when he dug it out, he found a locket that contained two pictures: A (much younger) hot dog stand owner standing next to the cart with his father, and the hot dog stand owner’s father standing next to the cart with HIS father.

The locket is actually an Amulet of Dry Bones that had been cracked open and repurposed into a locket, using regular glass instead of vesnali crystal. 

There is no sign of whatever item the locket might have once contained.

After handing over the murder scene to Radiant (to transition to the local law enforcement, as she is also throwing up), the party leaves the beach.

As they leave, they spot the two elves that they had originally agreed to help being carried into town on the shoulders of their now-fellow fraternity members, extremely drunk, singing some Elvish song at the top of their lungs, and waving around the nearly empty jug of Thiori’s spontaneously crafted liquor.

Thiori’s Player: “Thiori will be awaiting an offer of professorship from the academy in the Tabaxi Postal Service any day now.”

And finally the beach flashback sessions are all wrapped!!! Whew! Now we can get back to being stuck in a time loop in Pirate Island! :D

[oflostinfound]

@heroesxdemons replied to your post “Holy fuck Eath found a Chaos Emerald~!”:

"NEEEEEERD!" Etna, be nice.

[lookatthisdork]

Technically incorrect, as the proper scientific name for an American robin is Turdus migratorius, but Jason’s preferred Merula migratoria is listed as a variant.

Really, Jason is a nerd who knows the scientific name for Robin off the top of his head and can throw down a sick Alien reference when the time calls for it.

(Source: Batman #415)

[autisticcassandracain]

Here's what your flavor of Cass icon says about you, by someone completely and utterly unbiased (sarcasm):

Batgirl (2000): Good taste. Probably a preboot and more specifically preboot Batgirl Cass purist with a lot of pent up rage. May or may not dislike Batgirl (2009) on principle. Has probably been called a toxic Cass fan at least once regardless of validity.

Batgirl (2000) but she's blatantly coloured yellow: Racist!

Black Bat: Preboot purist but you like the Red Robin comic and/or Batgirl Steph. That or you just really enjoy the costume design.

Gates of Gotham: Preboot purist but probably not a Batgirl Cass purist. You care a lot about Cass's relationships with the rest of the batfam and wish they were more explored. I can probably trust you not to have godawful Damian opinions.

Batman and Robin Eternal/Orphan: Three options: 1) you're new to comics and have only read reboot Cass, 2) you care about Cass's preboot characterization waaaayyyy less than I do, or 3) you have bad taste (prefer reboot over preboot Cass)

Batgirls (2021): Either you really like the art style OR you have bad taste (think Batgirls is good). Either way I probably find you insufferable.

That one Cass/Batman hug from Batgirl (2008): Best case scenario you don't read comics (or at least didn't read this one) and found this panel on the internet. Worst case scenario you have bad taste (enjoy Batgirl 2008). Best case scenario you are a good dad Bruce fan and wish Cassandra Wayne was canon. Worst case scenario you care more about the batfam as a construct than Cass as a character. Either way I probably find you insufferable.

Wayne Family Adventures: You probably read comics but wish you didn't. You WOULD be a fanon fan if fanon Cass had any characterization at all. Alternatively you don't read comics but subsist off Cass meta like animals on the ocean floor subsist of marine snow. Either way I probably find you insufferable.

Pride icon: tbh the flag is more important to you than the specific comic the Cass in front of it is from. Also if you read comics you hated Kon/Cass.

Fanart: Wild card tbh. If you drew it yourself you're the bourgeoisie and I'm jealous of you though.

Misc other comics: NEEEEEERD

Young Justice (cartoon): I've blocked you.

[waitingforwinterwinds]

Game of Thrones - 15 SANSA (pages 133-146)

Sansa's lunch date with the queen is cancelled when folks from the capital arrive to meet the procession, so Joffrey takes her on an unsupervised date in the countryside that goes well, until it doesn't, and then it goes Very Wrong, Very Quickly.

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The Septa was not appeased. "You're a good girl, Sansa, but I do vow, when it comes to that creature, you're as willful as your sister Arya." She scowled. "And where is Arya this morning?" "She wasn't hungry," Sansa said, knowing full well that her sister had probably stolen down to the kitchen hours ago and wheedled a breakfast out of some cook's boy.

Oh, that's interesting. "when it comes to (Lady), you're (as) willful" And again, with Sansa not taking an easy path to getting her sister in trouble.

"I hate riding," Sansa said fervently. "All it does is get you soiled and dusty and sore."

I know I need to stop projecting, but it's too late. I've head-canoned Sansa as autistic until further notice. ('Elle Woods' Autism specifically which isn't a medically real thing, but just a term coined by a youtuber iirc, for the type of "high functioning" (hang on, sorry just threw up in my mouth a lil.) autism found in girls where they become over invested in stereotypically girly things because it provides them with a set of rules to follow (and also keeps them away from some non-fun sensory squicks like dirt!) which some people think Elle Woods of Legally Blond might have. Not all autistic people are maths geniuses.)

-and lizard-lions floating half submerged in the water, like black logs with eyes and teeth.

Crikey! Lizard-lions are just alligators or crocodiles, aren't they?

Still Sansa wrenched away from him, and the Hound laughed, and Lady moved between them, rumbling a warning. Sansa dropped to her knees to wrap her arms around the wolf. ... -and Sansa realized that the two stranger knights were looking down on her and Lady, swords in their hands, and then she was frightened again, and ashamed. Tears filled her eyes. ... Sansa knew the name, and now courtesies that Septa Mordane had taught her over the years came back to her.

Lady is a Service Dog. That is Sansa's Emotional Support Wolf. No, but it is interesting (to me) that 'shame' ranks up there with fear for Sansa in this moment, because this whole exchange reads... look, let's just say: the head-canon is not getting less head-canoned. I noticed she also had some serious sensitivity to embarrassment, but she recovered pretty quickly once she got to start basically info dumping, when she's sharing knowledge from one of her special interests. Yeah, I'm just going to see how long I can read Sansa as Autistic~

Sorry if that was not the takeaway you expected from this read through~

He was so gallant, she thought. The way he had rescued her from Ser Ilyn and the Hound, why, it was almost like the songs, like the time Serwyn of the Mirror Shield saved the Princess Daeryssa from the giants, or Prince Aemon the Dragonknight championing Queen Naerys's honor against the evil Ser Morgil's slander.

Hmmmm, I'll give her Joffrey did tell of the Hound, but Ser Ilyn? Mmmmmm... Oh, Also: Neeeeeerd! jk, I love her. She is literally a member of Fandom. *Absolutely anything happens: "omg this is just like my blorbos! this totally has my ship's main vibes!"*

The touch of Joffrey's hand on her sleeve made her heart beat faster. "What would you like to do." Be with you, Sansa thought, but she said, "whatever you'd like to do, my prince." Joffrey reflected a moment. "We could go riding." "Oh, I love riding," Sansa said.

You know, like a liar. No but seriously, babe, I have done this, do not do this, faking your interest just to get along with someone is so taxing. Also, the touch making her heart beat faster could be anxiety, that's a thing that happens when strangers touch people. Anxiety.

No, but autism hc aside, she is trying so hard right now, willing to do something she really doesn't like just to spend time with the boy she's (as far as she knows) going to marry, trying to get to know him, to like what he likes. Unfortunately, he's a piece of complete trash.

She wanted to hit herself for being so slow. Her prince would never lover her if she seemed stupid.

Knowing how lowkey not good the mental health space around the Stark children was at Winterfell... oh look, a flag from the red end of the spectrum. Sorry but this smacks lightly of emotional abuse and reasoning "if I am X, I will be worthy of love."

They dined on trout fresh from the river, and Sansa drank more wine than she had ever drunk before. "My father only let's us have one cup, and only at feasts," she confessed to her prince. "My betrothed can drink as much as she wants," Joffrey said, refilling her cup. They rode more slowly after they had eaten. Joffrey sang for her as they rode, his voice high and sweet and pure. Sansa was a little dizzy from the wine.

Joffrey took her out unsupervised and got her drunk you say?

-but Joffrey was in no mood to listen. The wine had made him wild.

And this is why underaged drinking is Bad. Like Joffrey, who, lbh, probably would have picked this fight stone cold sober.

Sansa was afraid. "Arya, you stay out of this." *The violent t(w)eenage version of the "well that escalated quickly" meme

oh, if only Nymeria had finished the job, and the girls got their story straight. "oh, it was horrible, the pack of wild dogs came out of nowhere, Joffrey tried to defend us, but they just surrounded him and mauled him to death, if it hadn't been for Nymeria, his valiant dying efforts would have been in vain. UwU"

[peachypede]

This one is more valentine day theme hahah

Rawsty

You were sleeping, didn't you?

Sorry i couldnt make it to visit you on valentine's day... Mom asked me to help her (busy season)... I will make it up to you, i promise!

Hope those bouquet of flowers cheer your day, love you neeeeeerd! Because is reminder me of you how cute you are and pretty eyelashes you have~ 💖

Kisses, love, hugs and all that mushy cheesy stuff you hate haha love to have you in my life, wish i could kiss youuu because i know you are flusterred right now

Gabi 💕

Rawst would be blushing but since Gabi isn’t here and he’s currently alone…

Maybe he lets a little of his emotions show. Kind of like this:

However when Gabi eventually brings it up, Rawst of course goes back to normal

[transientperson]

Anonymous note: hahaha u r such a neeeeeerd!

Send my muse an anonymous note with your muse’s feelings towards them. My muse has to guess whom the note is from.

“W-Why is it written like this...? Maybe Seiga? I’m pretty sure Seiga has called me a nerd before... though she’s not exactly the only one. But does she write like this...?”

[ask-the-party-god]

Who’s your favorite anon? *wonk* -FG Anon

what a cheating question, hmmm! i wonder if it will be the one ive interacted with the most!!! neeeeeerd <3

[redgravedigger]

goth-advancements replied to your post “((I’ll be converting FIzzie’s blog information over to oc stuff, if...”

((Fizzie Soda 👉👈 (my word association is *chefs kiss*)

(( GHHDSGSD Fizzie Soda, i care you, BUT it’s not six letters neeeeeerd -paps-

[cozycosplaycorner]

Welcome to the Cozy Cosplay Corner

What is this? A new blog? About cosplay? You bet your ass it is! Welcome to The Cozy Cosplay Corner! A blog where three self proclaimed cosplay experts share their thoughts on everything involving cosplay!

What will be posted on the blog?

As you’re probably able to guess, this blog is about cosplay. But not just your classic cosplay tutorials. We will also share tips on cosplaying on Social Media, our fun con and cosplay stories and basic cosplay advice and secrets! Aaand you’ll get some tutorials as well, of course. Sounds fun, right?!

How often will we be posting?

We will be posting every Saturday! And our ask box is always open, so feel free to ask us whatever you please!

Who are we?

Joshi: Big bad lesbian, who acts all tough n shit, but is actually a fluffball 90% of the time. I’m a TikTok addict as well as huge wig and makeup enthusiast, and I almost always nail the perfect eyeliner. I’m also kind of a goof, but I like to pretend I can be serious. It’s my job to educate you on topics such as wig styling, makeup tutorials and crafting advice, as well as sharing my previously mentioned goof aka (embarrassing) con and cosplay stories etc. So glad to see you here, hope you stick around!

Josie: Oldest and therefore wisest. Slight coffee addict. When I’m not studying or have my nose in a big book, you can often find me at my sewing machine, trying to make a cosplay creation work. Here, I’ll help you figure out the social world of cosplay. Great job for an introvert, right? How to make friends and how to set boundaries as well as sticking to them. I hope my topic might interest you!

Anso: Photographer, Cosplayer, chocolate connoisseur and hardcore shitposter! Anso is known as the third-wheel guy, the least intimidating tall person you’ll ever meet, and the girl who sometimes talks in third-person. I’ll be teaching the basics of photography that every cosplayer should know and sharing my algorithm tips (’cause i’m a neeeeeerd), and various other cosplay subjects. Can’t wait to share my tips with all of you lovely folks!

Where can you find us?

You can usually find us at @joshibyjoshi , @josieintherye and @ansocosplay , but you can see more on our individual SoMe pages to your left!

We hope the blog will entertain you, as well as helping you in the wonderous world of cosplay! Welcome to the Corner folks, hope you enjoy your stay <3

[pika-ace]

More FE3H Interactions

After I made this post, I decided to do it again but with the other two houses since I have no self-control and am playing all the routes X3

Black Eagles

Edelgard - Oh Edgy, why didn’t you just talk to Claude, you two would’ve made a great team!!

Hubert - *sighs dreamily* I’m gonna miss you when I do Silver Snow...

Ferdinand - I thought you were a douche, but you actually try, and I respect that

Dorothea - *says she was keeping orphans safe during the SS timeskip* BEST GIRL. 10 OUT OF 10

Petra - *messes up a saying* Aww she’s trying her best

Lindhardt - Lindhardt, you can’t marry someone just to have experimental crest babies with them!! (Bonus: *epilogue happens* FLAYN SAID YES TO THAT??!!?!)

Caspar - *crits for the twentieth time* Jesus, Caspar, chill out! Save some kills for the rest of the kids!!

Bernadetta - *has low HP, gets attacked, but then crits* ...Damn, I should back you into a corner more often!

Blue Lions

Dimitri - *before time-skip* Awww he’s such a good boi, such a good princeling :3c *after time-skip* DIMITRI FUCKING CHILL; FOR SOTHIS’ SAKE THEY’RE ALREADY DEAD!!!

Dedue - Dedue, for the fiftieth time, we don’t CARE that you’re from Duscur! We love you!! (Bonus: He can cook, he can garden, he’s loyal, he’s respectful...he’s everything you want in a man, HE’S PERFECT!)

Sylvain - How are you such a shameless flirt but ALSO SUCH A GOOD BOI???!!!!

Felix - I never thought I’d say this, but someone needs to enroll in Twilight’s School of Friendship 

Ashe - Oh my god, you’re SUCH A NEEEEEERD!! (Bonus: *getting way over-leveled* Ashe, honey, you don’t have to go that hard!!)

Annette - Annie, sweetie, honey, we love you, PLEASE SLEEP!!

Mercedes - Why does everyone say your name three different ways???

Ingrid - Okay, in all the other routes, you’re a Pegasus Knight and you ALWAYS kick my ass, so that’s what we’re doing here. 

Bonus for Flayn - *crits as a Pegasus Knight and does 10 damage* ...Okay Flayn, that was a good try

(During the battle for Gareg Mach in Crimson Flower) Flayn: *nukes my units* Holy shit, kid, where was this when I was teaching you!?!