#Yaaaassss queen

[cocopineo]

SLAY BITCH

QUEEN OF THE UNDERWORLD

[justanothertiredstudent]

What We Do In The Shadows is absolutely amazing! Gay vampires are hilarious and very charismatic. These gay vampires be out here slaying on the streets of Staten Island.

Gloriously camp, and chaotically bisexual. There are no straight main characters which is always a win for the gay agenda.

It has quickly become one of my favourite shows, and my personal favourite mockumentary.

Lazlo and Nadja are bisexual couple goals. Guillermo is so sweet! I hope Nandor finds his perfect person. Colin Robinson has a great arc in series 4. Nadja doll is beautiful.

[mintncreamedbeans]

Will be gone for a while. Idk when I'll be back- probably two days later or so. For now, take this art I made like a month ago or something.

Original picture:

[hostess-of-horror]

Had some down time this morning, so to lighten up the mood after all that angst, Prima Donna is finally here!

As for that scenario with Phantom and Spawny, I am so sorry...

[teruswig]

Dimple in Reigen’s toupée

|| MP100 wig AU pt 1

[elektroskopik]

the way she just takes off her glasses...

[ddmmyuta]

Johnny as a bf?? 💗

Ugh this request is so cute!

Warnings (just in case): swearing, a bit of nsfw, cuddling, cuteness

Johnny Suh (YAAAASSSS QUEEN) the man of the hour, the decade, the century. He would be such a cute boyfriend… just thinking about it makes me giggle 🤭. He makes you laugh 24/7 like this dude gets you all goofy and shit… he is sooo funny. He would teach you how to pole dance and do yoga with his 2% of experience but you let him cause it makes him happy. He would love to do arts and crafts with you or have mini photo shoots, he just loves seeing you smile.

his ideal dates would probably be stuff like picnics and movie nights, but now and then he goes all out and takes you on a journey. he takes you to a market, then to a restaurant, then to a pottery class, then you have a pillow fight at home and then you guys do *wink wink* the deed. he is so soft like a marshmallow, but in bed he is like a expired marshmallow: hard and dry yet tasty. you love his ambidextrous personality… that is why you are head over heels for him.

when y’all go shopping he insist (more like demands) that you try on all the clothing so that you two have a mini fashion show in the fitting rooms, he just loves seeing you confident and he loves it even more to hype you up if you aren’t confident. he is the type to see something in a window from some random ass shop and send a photo of it to you cause it reminds you of him… ‘hey babe I saw this Halloween decoration that looks like Elsa got hemorrhoids…reminded me of you 😘’… that’s him everyday, all day. he loves to go eat crazy food with you, he just enjoyed trying new things with you since you make him comfortable enough to step out of his comfort zone. he loves exercising with you, any exercise really: jogging, hiking, the deed, yoga, Pilates, pole dancing, basketball, the sideway salsa… anything really!

his love language is physical touch and gifts, definitely! he would hold your hand, play with your hair, take a sharpie and draw on you… he is like a toddler with you. he loves giving you small gifts like a candle, a squishy pillow, a stress ball, you know random shit. he is so fucking in love, like the first time he saw you he was like ‘yes, she is the moment’ and he immediately made you his main goal in life… he is such a simp…

in conclusion: Johnny best boy 🥹

song for this fic:

[libraford]

Me, getting paella and churros at a food truck at pride: -tries to pull out wallet and releases confetti out into the wind- Oh shit sorry

People in line behind me: OMG YAAAASSSS!

Me: -shakes wallet, more confetti comes out- away dang it!

Them: YAS QUEEN!

Me: -opens wallet to pay for food, even more confetti releases- goddammit!

Them: -dances in the confetti- yaaaaaaas!

Me, suddenly realizing the appeal of taking clowning as a profession: -tosses another handful of confetti into the crowd-

Them: yaaaAAAAssss

[destinyc1020]

Yaaaassss Queen.... 👏🏾🔥🎶

I can't believe it's been 11 years.... Where does the time go, my gosh? 😭😩

[lucysarah-c]

There are just two types of holy ground readers.

Type 1: it's understandable. Everybody commits mistakes and human relationships are hard. Who are we to judge?

Type 2: YAAAASSSS GO ON QUEEN! SLAYYYY! DESTROY HIM, DESTROY THEM ALL! FIGHT THEM! STEP ON THEM.

[ippenx]

A3! Act 1 Thoughts (1) | Reread

Ouch, Sakyo. Please, don’t torture Izumi like that! Like damn, he was rough.

Izumi’s room is on the 2nd floor – noted for fic purposes.

And Sakuya calling her ma’am, Imma cry!! So official.

*holds Sakuya gently* you poor traumatized child, I’m so sorry for your parents.

Lol, they settled this with rock paper scissors (they both threw rock).

TSUZURU! And Sakuya warning everyone about the food, but in vain ….

Birth of our bi-curry-ous queen. We stan.

The Yuzo-appeal at play, I see.

Adding bakery to list of places Tsuzuru worked at.

That is so me honestly, Matsukawa you go, don’t let them slander you.

Anyway, Tsuzuru has such gorgeous eyes, if his story had gone differently, I assume I would have been a massively down-horrendous Tsuzuru fan.

Lol, Izumi zoning in on the broke uni student demographic almost immediately! Girl should be in marketing.

Here he is accused of being homeless. Saving this as a reaction pic.

Izumi, that is an eloping ruler of a foreign nation whom your upcoming actions over the next year or so will save from a literal assassination attempt. Mind your words, lady!

Citron my love, given some of your subsequent fruity behavior, I would actually not be surprised if that was on your bucket list of things to do before you are dragged back to Zafra.

CitoIzu likers, all idk, two of you? Here’s your crumbs.

Tsuzuru really killing it with the reaction shots.

*checks notes* honey according to like half the fandom, that’s your future husband so mind your words. But also, you are so right. It’s a love-hate relationship, isn’t it? Hehehe.

Masumi, you weren’t even there when she ran into the hottest man in Veludo way and just casually exchanged words like it was nothing. When Izumi does hit on someone, I am pretty sure they would be dead on the ground. I know I would be!

And they picked up Itaru via Sakuya getting spun around by Citron and then bumping into Itaru? Something something SSR tier gacha pull, otsu Sakuya!

Itaru, you massive, massive weeb. I feel you. But also, sharing that with Chikage of all people … you are so cursed or *ship glasses on* so blessed.

CitoIzu crumb number two? Noted.

YAAAASSSS queen, put yourself out there bestie!

I would say “no” to that, Matsukawa. Sorry not sorry!

Spoken like a true writer! If my life’s dream depended on it, I too would get through 10k words a day and more.

*furiously taking notes for my upcoming TasuIzu fic that revolves specifically around getting Izumi back into acting*

Birth of Tsuzuru ‘Nothing a little gender-bend can’t fix’ Minagi.

Really though, Izumi makes me so happy with this, cause sometimes you just need A CHANCE to go crazy and being given that chance is everything.

Girl you are so easily swindled, I worry for you sometimes.

It’s kinda funny how this might be intended to set up a total demolition of our expectations, but in all honesty, she’s right. All my responsible adult circles are full of geeks with money funneled into hobbies, that’s the best brand of responsible adult in my opinion. Itaru just needs to learn to maybe do a little more room keeping.

I could open a special folder just for these.

Next: Act 1 Part 2 →

← Previous: Prologue

[dualoves]

Yaaaassss!! Go queen ❤️

[medievalwife]

someone’s middle aged father is reading the secret history at the mall yaaaassss queen

[lightyearssurrogatedaddy]

I FORGOT I HAD MY ABBA PLAYLIST ON, I'M MAD STRESSING OUT OVER SOMETHING BUT THEME MUSIC'S LIKE "YOU ARE THE DAAANCING QUEEEEN, ONLY SEVENTEEEEENNNN OOHHOUUOOOHHHJ WOOOUOOHHHOOOO DUNDUN DUN DUN DUN" SUCH A QUEEN IN MY MENTAL DETERIORATION YAAAASSSS!!!! IMMA ROCK THIS ANXIETY!!!!!!!🎸🎸

[wolfanddragon98]

Guys I just got a letter from myself in my inbox. XD

Basically 6 years ago I wrote a letter to my future self and now that it arrived I am for a lack of a better word DYING as I am reading it. Here’s my favourite lines. 

I hope that wherever you're working is not too bad and you're actually enjoying it.

Me: I mean...I work at school so it’s pretty challenging at times. The students are...a lot to handle sometimes. There’s good days and bad days. But the staff is really nice. And they pay REALLY well. So I can’t complain. 

What about love life? GIRL please tell me that you're not SINGLE!!!!

Me: *laughs in single*

If you're still single......

*shakes head and gives a judgemental look*

Girl..... WHY????!!!!!!!!

Me: Okay, calm down. Like damn, why are you pressed about this?

After you've finished reading this email call a close friend and plan a night out tomorrow! That’s an order!

Me: Girl, that’s cute and all, but I have a job now. You should have given me a heads up. Sorry, not sorry. That’s how adulting works. 

What about home living situation? Are you living by yourself? If so... YAAAASSSS QUEEN! ♕ 🔥 If you're living with someone... I hope it's a nice someone if you know what I'm saying ;)

Me: Damn! Like, why was I so thirsty?

Do you have a driver’s license? My (and your) past self is scared of sitting behind the wheel so I'll admit that I'm going to be quite surprised to hear from you that you can drive.

Me: Nope. I don’t have a driver’s license and I’m not planning on having one. *shrugs*

I just want to wish you all the best! I hope that you're healthy, surrounded by people you love and in general you love what you're doing with your life. I'm sending you massive hugs and kisses your way! Stay positive and hold your head high, because you're amazing and hopefully proud of yourself.

Me: Okay, the last paragraph is pretty cute.

[pleasantspark]

Apparently I decided to go ahead and do AI Dungeon and shit and this is what I got.

A friend Theorized that Rodimus must be the father, and you'll soon find out why.

We live for this Rodimus Slander YAAAASSSS SLAY QUEEN!

This is not the end, I will reblog with more screenshots.