fengqing week day 3: your divine statue 🌟
i made a mistake and thought this was a sfw prompt
fu yao has a huge crush on general nan yang btw 😌
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i finished my mdzs charm designs ! 💜 ill have preorders for 3 inch acrylic charms open from tomorrow!!! :D
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Feng Xin growls
Mu Qing: What is it?
Feng Xin: I keep getting this prayer for 'Ju Yang' and- STOP LAUGHING!
Mu Qing, chuckling: Shouldn't you be used to them by now?
Feng Xin: That's the thing, this one is... unusual
Meanwhile
Shen Qingqiu: I beg of you Ju Yang, if it's in your power...
Shen Qingqiu, crying: Please make my husband's dick smaller!
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Yiling Wei AU part 2
It's the kids! (and adults but they're less important let's be honest)
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over the garden wall season is almost here!
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Do ya'll ever think about how every character in MDZS is living in a radically different genre of story?
Cause yeah, sure Wei Wuxian is living in a danmei fantasy novel with strong romantic comedy elements, but if you slide over a bit Lan Wangji is living a serious and heady drama about regret, loss, yearning, the passage of time, and ultimately atonement.
Scooch on over to Xichen and your in a straight up Greek tragedy, right down to the parable about hubris and trust. Jin Guangyao is living meanwhile in a political dark fantasy al'la Game of Thrones, Nie Huaisang is in a Gothic moody Monte Cristo-esque reflection on revenge and deception, and while Lan Sizhuhi and Jin Ling are living in two VERY different YA fantasy books ('magic boarding school/secret orphan of destiny' and 'Steven Universe style coming of age/discovering all your family are some flavor of evil and magic' respectively).
Everyone connected to Yi City is living inside a dark psychological thriller/horror flick, except for Xue Yang who is in a Found Family/Enemies to Lover fic right up until he isn't.
Jiang Cheng's entire life has been one long soap opera, and it is showing no signs of stopping anytime soon.
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I'm so in love with them istg
Up: I could really use some money right now so please consider commissioning me here!
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Mu Qing: I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately
Fen Xin, seriously: Maybe you’re pregnant
*they sit there in silence for a moment*
Mu Qing: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. You for suggesting that, or me because I almost had a panic attack
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little girl: are you a prince?
xie lian: yes, i am
little girl: please don't marry mu qing
xie lian: //////eh????
little girl: mum says that mu qing is so pretty someone from the palace is going to take him soon and he promised me he'll marry me when i grow up :(
feng xin: hahaha imagine wanting to marry mu qing hahahhahaha
feng xin 800 years later: ... well
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