Howl's moving Castle but it's Lee's moving Castle
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Okay so this is a Lee X Human!Iorek au in which Iorek's life is kind of boring and grey: he's used to not liking himself and has somehow made his peace with it.
But one day, right after a fly in the sky with a mysterious travelling wizard, the young man gets cursed, and the only way to break such curse is to find Lee Scoresby, the only wizard in all of the lands to break the curse he's under.
AND RN I'M JUST IMAGINING LEE CARESSING HIS HAIR AND GOING "IOREK! YOUR HAIR LOOKS JUST LIKE STARLIGHT, IT'S BEAUTIFUL!"
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The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.
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hey idk which anxious pre-t babe needs to hear this but i didn't get to when i was younger so. testosterone will not make you ugly. it won't make you a horrible person. it won't 'mutilate' or ruin your body. if you want to go on testosterone then literally all that happens is it makes you really fucking hot and REALLY fucking happy.
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i think some people got the wrong message after watching every movie where mean bullies call the quirky but ultimately loveable protagonist a "freak"
calling people freaks isn't bad just because sometimes you're wrong and that weird girl was actually very nice and saved everyone at prom from a mummy's curse.
calling people freaks is bad because dividing the world into "good people who are normal" and "bad people who are abnormal" makes you a tedious goddamn asshole
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Kabru/Mithrun is funny because it's: guy who lives to pull people's strings/guy who doesn't have any strings to pull.
Kabru/Laios is funny because it's: guy who lives to pull people's strings/guy who has one very obvious string to pull but the other guy doesn't want to pull it because its GROSS.
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Hey, just wanted to say your art is beautiful and also if you’re still looking at requests could you maybe do warriors and time (and wind if you want)?
Sometimes pettiness overcomes heroism
- the fish
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