#a dilemma after dilemma

[sadtonight]

Eric Venue — Vil Street

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[dustykneed]

hewwo can i request some sweet mckirk smoochin? :') jim turning up that patented Kirk Charm and showering bones with affection, bones getting all flustered and absolutely melting 🥰 your style is so lovely!

hewwwo !!!!! thank you so much for the request and the kind words<33 sorry for making ya wait (i made a bunch of things tho >:33 hope ya like em! (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠)

(i swear ONE DAY ill finally have the kiss-drawing epiphany and draw lips actually touching. today is not that day but im getting closer !!!!! fingers crossed)

NOW FOR COMIC<33

(since i now have a squeaky clean inbox yall feel free to send in some reqs (hc word dump reqs also open tbh might be fun!) see ya on the other side of the inbox<33)

edit: FORGOT TO ADD MY FUNNIEST TAG IDEA YESTERDAY IT GOES HERE NOW IDGAF

#@the painting: it CAN be platonic mckirk if youre brave enough. itd be in character 100% just LOOK at the tos bloopers. tell me they wouldnt i dare you

[astral-schools]

(linear) time & (empty) space

[socialistexan]

Holy shit, could you imagine if David fucking Bowie was not only on Doctor Who but played one of the most over the top campy characters in the shows history in one of the greatest stories the show has ever made?

I would have killed to see this.

For reference if you haven't seen Caves of Androzani (which you should, even if you don't care about Doctor Who, it is must watch Sci-Fi), Sharez Jek is mad scientist who molded in the type of the Phantom of the Opera and is clad head to toe in leather that resembles fetish gear

I would have lost my mind over this.

[kyouka-supremacy]

The bsd author realizing too late they've missed their chance during the cannibalism arc of making Akutagawa be cured from the disease via true love's kiss so to make up for it they've finally resolved around making Akutagawa be cured from the vampirism via true love's kiss. A wise choice I must say

[pettyoddity]

acoustic

[dohdohisland]

do you see my vision

[dilatorywriting]

If you ever feel stupid or unworthy of your aspirations, please know that I am going to be a literal doctor. And today when we were driving to a farm call the vet I was with handed me her lunch bag, which I assumed was just a plain ol' bag she was passing off to me because I looked carsick off my ass. And which I immediately barfed into. With her lunch still inside. And after realizing, then went "oh my god I'm so sorry" and went to hand it back to her.

If someone like me can have a license to do surgery and handle illicit drugs, you can do anything

[bodiesinthelake]

still thinking about the line "you're clever! how can somebody as clever as you be so stupid?" theres SO much to unpack

[clouvu]

Pretty woman

[braimin]

Like I know this isn't the usual, but like, I cannot stop thinking about how the ultimate show of kindness, to Sanji, is to give up a part of (or even all of) yourself. Zeff lost his own leg, something that was integral to who he was as a pirate, a part of his identity. And my head got stuck on like. What would happen if Sanji died first? If he died before all the other straw hats. Like, he wouldn't be buried, he was born at sea and died at sea, it wouldn't make sense for his bones to be on land. Maybe the crew would do him like they did Mery, set him up ablaze and let whatever the fire didn't consume sink to the bottom of the ocean. Or we could have a bit of Zosan, or even leave it platonic, Sanji leaving behind a note, drafted up week, months, years before it happens, they're pirates afterall, telling the crew exactly what to do. Asks them to cut up his body into pieces, each part of him going to one of the straw hats, to be prepared as a dish with the recipe he left, each has it's own unique recipe, each one but Zoro's, he gets the heart, holds it in his hands and eats it raw.

Sorry I know it's like gorey but kwowowowo the imagine of Zoro Literally consuming Sanji's heart did Things to my brain's chemistry

Darling you made me sad reading this :( ✨

I read that first part and was immediately thinking 'oh Zoro is going to be taking bones lol' even if Sanji hadn't asked them to divvy his body up, Zoro would make sure he would be able to keep at least one of Sanji's hands; he'd probably settle for a finger though (that way all the straw hats can have one, a little piece of the man who fed and cared for them on their journeys). Zoro gets his left ring finger.

Sanji has probably made countless cannibal jokes, any time there's a close call he tells the crew to savor him when he passes, and not to waste even a drop of him. It's gorey and odd, but hey, Robin has said weirder 'jokes'. Zoro catches onto what he means the first time he ever says it, and takes it fully seriously; the crew realize how genuine Sanji is when he says stuff like that and they all come to terms with the fact that at some point in their lives they will probably become cannibals for a day if they live to see Sanji's death. Zoro and Sanji talk about it sometimes, just the two of them, Sanji will ask which piece he thinks will taste best, which one is the most important, what recipes should he give the straw hats ? Zoro never used to think about what happens to the people you leave behind in death, but now it's fairly common pillow talk between the two of them. (Not that they talk about it all the time, it's only after they've had a big battle, or after Sanji wakes up from a nightmare.)

Dealing with Sanji's actual death though, is hard, they'd talked about it more than enough for Zoro to know exactly what he wanted. Zoro moves entirely on auto pilot as him and Luffy prepare his body. Robin is the one to cook for the rest of the crew, no one else would've been able to stand in that kitchen without being completely inconsolable, let alone follow his instructions. While she prepares their 'meals' Zoro sits quietly at the table with his own on a plate. "Is there not a recipe for that?" she asks. Zoro shakes his head, Sanji never made one. It wasn't because he didn't want to, in fact, he almost begged Zoro to let him write one up.

'It'll only ruin the taste, if it's gonna be the last time I have you I don't want anything else on my tongue.' Sanji gave him a look of disgust, 'Freak.' And yet the happiness in his eyes was evident.

"Don't need one." Is all Zoro can really say now. No one else is in the kitchen with them, and he's glad for that. They probably wouldn't be able to stomach the sight. Respectfully, Robin turns her back to him, giving Zoro privacy to eat.

Blood is not a new flavor to Zoro, but it tastes different this time. Maybe it's because it's coming from the heart, or maybe because it's coming from Sanji. It drips down his arm in a way that reminds him of fruit. He does his best to savor it like Sanji requested, his blood flows alongside Zoro's in one body and it's like Sanji is alive in him. There's a comfort is the feeling, he gets to have Sanji with him for a little while longer, Sanji get's to feed him one last time.

Later, Zoro helps the others finish their meals. He knows it's hard for them to understand Sanji's feeling and intentions in this last request of his, Sanji knew it too. So he eats what they can't; Luffy, unsurprisingly, helps as well. When everything is gone Zoro stares at the empty plates. It was a fitting last meal from Sanji.

Zoro doesn't want to ever eat again. Nothing he has will ever compare to any of the cook's dishes. Consuming anything else is pointless. So Zoro won't ever eat again.

[useramor]

>:/

[controversial-blorbo-bracket]

Controversial Character Tournament Round 1: the tv show Friends

[snowpuff79]

He thought more about the nickname thing then I could ever I just stick with emmalinda but come on that was cute

Also

Bro uses tally ho as a battle cry and THAT STUFF WORKED

it got me pumped 4 the battle an unbelievable amount (Good job Winston)

[figuringthengsout]

Ok, i opened the xo kitty tag after finishing the show and am i the only one who liked dae? 🥺

[june-again]

something something i'm not as interested in reading/writing x reader/r anymore something something