#a/v2

[flatfuckfridays]

[… not as horrible as I’d feared, I guess.]

This is actually kinda nice?-

[red-velvette-swirl]

Vox & Val: yeah we’re totally just friends with benefits nothing more

Also Vox and Val: *ceaseless hearts and ‘discreet’ flirting*

Let me just—

[cannibals-and-radio]

Greetings and salutations denizens of the internet. It is I, Alastor the radio demon! Pleasure to be meeting you all. Quite a pleasure!

Charlie convinced me to get a cellular phone and to create this blog so that I may help advertise our hotel better. While I don't like using modern technology too much, I must admit that this site does amuse me. But don't let that stop you lovely beings out there from entertaining me further by asking me questions. Or send a "direct message" I'm always up for a rousing conversation.

I typically use male pronouns when describing myself but if you wish to use anything else be my guest.

So with the stage set,

Tags

#cannibals and radio, #ask alastor, #a/v², #a/v2, #calastor

Other demons on this website:

Lucifer: @thebigbossofhellhimself

The most tolerable of the Vees: @red-velvette-swirl

The more persistently annoying of the Vees: @flatfuckfridays

The worst of the Vees: @moth-pimp-val

Apprentices:

@pumpkin-killer-anon

@mc-tooley-tobias-toby

@the-horrors-u-make-out-with

@an-asexual-dragonair

Warning:

No proshipping, NSFW, or insensitive shenanigans.

Oh, but do try. You're screams will make for a very entertaining broadcast.

Ooc:

For anyone who wants to rp with Alastor using their hazbin OC if your OC knows Alastor before you start interacting with me then you need to dm me as such and tell me their relationship with each other. Otherwise I don’t know who you are and I am going to ignore you.

Also I am over 18 and fine with most things but the no NSFW rule is there for anything sexually explicit.

//main blog: @dynogadget//

[the-alpine-glow]

name them. now.

[creative-clawmarks]

I like to think that even other machines think V1 is a freak.

[psipaka]

Don’t traumatise V2 please

[dotflare]

V-Model's different idles

original idea inspired by @/tartagliare on twitter, and I wanted to try my hand at animating it !

[thebozoarchives]

29/4/2023 + 8/5/2023

[iysure]

tired

[l0verseyes]

my body is a machine that turns anything into ultrakill 🏋️‍♂️

[trustyalt]

The Good the Bad and The Ugly or smth idk I never watched

[flatfuckfridays]

voxxx whats the gift whats the little treat (yall cant just have talks of a surprise and then not expect us to be nosy lmao)

[. . . It was a fucking dress.]

@red-velvette-swirl ok which of your anons paid you to do this? It’s a lovely dress, Vel, but I am not putting it on.

[red-velvette-swirl]

...going off that reaction to a marshmallow, do you like alotta sweets? whats your favorite? if its bakeable, i could bake it for you sometime :]

Sugar. is. the. fucking. B E S T.

Say anything otherwise and I'll fucking end you

Some might say my hair is based on cinnamon rolls~ which is untrue, but hey, it's one of the better theories surrounding me and my work

Favorite sweet? Chocolate croissants. Best food in Hell. Though not many people make them well- Val knew some random chef who can make a good one, but I'm pretty sure he got stabbed in one of the more recent exterminations. R.I.P. My croissants.

[cannibals-and-radio]

Hey Alastor why did the deer go to the dentist?

Oh ho I know the set up for a pun when I see one.

I don’t know, why?

[megahertzmaroon]

Happy birthday newbloods hit game directed by hakita, Ultrakill early access a fast paced classic shooter that mixes elements of new and old boomer shooter games featuring-

[friedri-ce]

NOOOOO