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absolute-eyesore · 4 months
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Starting off Pride Month right with a performance by THE POLYESTER FRIENDS !
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dollgraves-art · 2 years
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!! sc3n3c0r3 3y3s0r3 !!
luna rambles and old art of astrid and adel under the cut img descrips in alt text, i did my best pls reblog to support if you like my art!
Okay so, I've been having an art style crisis, but there's something going on here that I am a big fan of, and I'm definitely gonna draw some more OCs in this toony style. I think it suits my desires for heavy lines and deep saturation quite well. I can also see active improvement in drawing expressions and that's quite nice.
I drew Astrid first and it wasn't intended to be them initially so there are inconsistencies with the piercings that i don't feel like fixing lmao
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canisalbus · 1 year
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For how much Machete is described by others as off-putting, he really is a beautiful dog. Does Vasco ever tell him so? That his eyes make him look earnest, his fur the most comforting shade of white like cream, the way his ears catch light like stained glass? If someone doesn't tell him so, he'd forever think he was ugliest duckling
I think Vasco definitely tries, sincerely and often, but Machete is very reluctant to accept compliments and positive feedback. Especially if it's about something as personal and innate as his looks.
#he quietly spends a lot of time and effort trying to make himself look his best so appearances aren't a trivial thing for him#he's always very clean and neat and presentable#except on those occasions when he's soaked in blood but that's totally besides the point#white fur is kind of high maintenance any tiny bit of dirt or staining becomes an eyesore and if it dries it may be hard to remove#he bathes very frequently way more than average considering the time period#some of the outfits he wears are worth more than the combined lifetime earnings of like six generations of his family#silk was outrageously expensive and the brightest red dye came from pulverized cochineal insects that had to be imported from America#which had been colonized less than a century ago so those tiny little cactus bugs were really troublesome to get and the demand was huge#he doesn't quite have the nerve to wear perfume despite it's widespread popularity at the time#but he makes sure the smell of frankincense burned during church services sticks to his fur and clothes#in general when you spend your entire life around strict emotionally congested highly religious men#you might not end up developing a very healthy self-esteem or body image#once you've internalized that sense of inferiority it's hard to unlearn it#he's so thirsty for approval and praise but when he receives some he immediately gets uncomfortable and distrustful and vaguely angry#he absolutely struggles to compliment people back as well at least on any meaningful and personal level so there's that#answered#anonymous#Machete
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aecholapis · 11 months
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Cringetober Day 9: Crossover Ship/Rarepair
The worst crackship of all time, ladies and gentlemen
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eyesore-boi · 5 months
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"Oh Yes, Get Snuck Upon!"
...Y'know I'm starting to see a pattern about some of the characters in the fandoms I'm in-
But for real- How bout Episode 7 of Murder Drones, huh? What a um...fun and lighthearted one :D Like others i was absolutely floored by the reaveal of Cyn having worn Tessa's body like a skin suit, never saw that coming, but also like others...couldn't help but make comparisons to Michael/Ennard from FNaF being in a..."similar situation". I've seen a lot of people joke about it, but so far nobody actually draw it...
So i decided to step in and make that h a p p e n :]
This was a fun one tho! It's been y e a r s since I've last drawn Michael, especially post-scooped, so it was fun getting a designs for him with all the exposed guts and stuff, and with Cyn, even if difficult at first, was also fun being able to draw her design!
It's surprising tho since...this is actually my first piece of Murder Drones fanart, so hope you all like it, and who knows! Maybe I'll do some more on the future since there's a lot of fun moments that i've been meaning to draw, or maybe the next/last episode will give me that last motivation from the series! Guess we'll hafta wait and see >:]]
...anyways if you'll excuse me i'm off to see if any more of my fandoms got a robot using stolen human skin as a disguise cause i need more quarters-
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vixx-ari · 1 year
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Very patiently waiting for them to reunite in Beyond the Spiderverse (*yells into oblivion*)
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keithbutgay · 7 months
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hehehehe
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hehehheheheheheehhehehehehheheheehhehee
(sorry i have no brain ive just been thinking about this and its only getting funnier)
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look what you've done /j
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e-adlirez · 10 days
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What are your thoughts on Madame No? She's my absolute favourite character in the series, but I haven't seen much talk about her.
I dunno if she's shown up a lot in the books (I don't read the GS books that often), but I personally find her entertaining. Woman's gimmick is to say no to anything that doesn't benefit her exclusively and I find that hilarious, she's literally a pathetic meow meow version of Madame Hu from the TS series and I love it
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ferrunough · 1 month
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@bloodywickhead
What’s y deal with forced evolution then? Can’t keep y mouth shut when a random post comes with it, has t be somethin interestin there.
it’s more i can’t keep my fingers still. can’t use dictation on my phone and even if i could it would not pick up a lick of what i were saying
about the main question, two of my pokémon were evolved prematurely through rare candies. Ramohm, my oldest partner, was a birthday gift from my folks. he was a toxel for less than a week. folks had crushed up a bunch of those exp things into his kibble so he’d evolve sooner and they could boot me out. he was in really bad health for ages. five years later he is better but he’ll never be anywhere near a normal toxtricity’s level. very poor immune system which is saying something for a poison type, and his muscle didn’t develop properly when he evolved
Adelene is a recent addition to my gang, houndoom with only her two back legs. found her abandoned on the volcano on a day out, took her to a center, worker recognised her. we pieced together that Ads had been ditched by her old person because when she evolved at not even a month old her front legs didn’t evolve with her, effectively. if anything they malformed during the evolution. what were left of them were removed
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assortedantics · 6 months
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Petition to destroy the Shard and accept that London isn’t a city of tall buildings.
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absolute-eyesore · 5 months
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Cw; flashing lights, loud noises, screaming
05-04-24 - The Polyester Friends perform a poetry reading featuring transformed cuttings of Shel Silverstein books mixed with industrial/digital noise.
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jaskierx · 1 year
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fair play to keeley and jamie for being attracted to roy kent but anything i felt for him has been thoroughly killed off since finding out how terrible his handwriting is
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minetteskvareninova · 2 years
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Bad period dramas stop having such hot female leads challenge. I’ve never regretted my bisexuality more than while attempting to watch The Empress on Netflix.
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fantastenby · 1 year
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oh no i'm one of the ones who got the dashboard layout change and I hate it so much
not only is it too cluttered, but it makes posts skinnier
as someone who already has their browser default set to 120% zoom, i would have to zoom in even more and that just breaks the new layout even worse
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eyesore-boi · 1 year
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Traptains
We thought we could rely on the captain, but what about four more of them?
........Okay a whole bunch of context below if you're interested-
OKAY- SO- CONTEXT- A little less than a month after ISWM Part 2 came out, me and my friends started a BIG OL' RP surrounding it where our personas/captainsonas met up and just kinda...went through the broken universe to try and fix it again, but this time we started involving meeting up with our own OC's in their universes, dragging along some of the Markiplier egos (Hee Hoo, Stan the Water Man, Yancy, and Old Man Mark, if you're curious), getting chased down by Actor as the main baddie so that's fun, expanding more of our own backstories and l o r e, and just sO MUCH DAMN ANGST HOLY FUCK THESE GUYS NEED T H E R A P Y -
And if you're wondering why two of the captains are demons and ones has a full on eyeball for a head (me) and how that still makes sense for the lore of the universe......um-
Also also, if you're wondering why it's called "Traptains", it's cause we all work on the Markiplier Webcomic "Trapped" (go read it now it's great) and we RP it o n the actual server, so when we were tryna to think of a name for it, my big brain saw Trapped, saw that ee were captains, and just kinda....smashed them together....perfect-
But yeah, this RP has s t i l l been going and it's gonna be almost a year old which is interesting, so, wanting to do something for it (and running on good ol' a r t b l o c k -) I decided to do this, and this is actually a redraw from when we first ever started! Here's the OG (also a person got added in the new one cause they came in late jdkabdlsbsh-):
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But yeah! Decided to post it here since haven't posted anything in a while, and actually kinda really proud of this one, especially seeing all the improvement, so hope ya guys like it too with these deeply traumatized captains! :]
oH! Speaking of them, lemme tag 'em so you can show support for them >:]]
@athenaistrapped @iam-unoriginal @reiquetzal @bubblegumberry19 (on Instagram)
Anyhoo, I'm gonna rotate this around in my head some more for a few more hours cause lemme tell you this RP has given us brainrot you would not fucking b e l i e v e -
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dorenarox · 2 years
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What is that? Is that an unusual effect? Is THIS something people pay money for?????
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