#absolutely fucking genius

[helena-thessaloniki]

Can't stop thinking about Night Country. That feminine rage is cold and hard; old, older than everything else, and buried deep. That a woman alone is a dead woman; a woman alone is the most dangerous thing. That a man's ego is more important than a woman's life. That a woman who speaks up isn't silenced, she's destroyed. That women are strongest when they're together, when they speak, when they sing. When they're seen.

That what men want for themselves is reason enough to lay waste to everything else. That when it's weighed on the scales, their chance to live a little longer is worth more than a baby's first breath. That they'll do whatever it takes, even when it poisons all of our water.

How a mother dies and her daughter dies too, but a son can't live until he's killed his own father. How women only have power when they lie, assume the role of men, align themselves to men, or die.

And when they will no longer clean up after them.

When they honor who came before, paint the protest on their face, and learn their real name. When they emerge from the ice, leave the night behind and walk toward the sun instead of into the sea. When they shape their own stories. When their tongue is returned to them.

What a fucking masterpiece.

I guess she wanted to take them. I guess she ate their fuckin' dreams from the inside out and spit their frozen bones.

[hoosbandewan]

Ewan Mitchell before the BAFTA x British Vogue party (2.18.2024)

[leclercsbf]

scuderiaferrari ciao leclerc and ciaolos sainz

[kanronotatsu]

something something noh sangcheol, a complete outsider, a cop with serious anger management issues and prejudice against criminals, who never knew high schooler golden boy goh jeongwoo and has met him twice before learning he's a murderer still noticing that something is *wrong* and working through his bias to come out on jeongwoo's side

vs

jeongwoo's father's closest friends & jeongwoo's closest friends, who have all known him since childhood, some of them probably even held him as a baby, and has known him more than anyone else apart from his parents not only betraying his trust and destroying his life completely, but also doing everything to divert blame back to jeongwoo by all means necessary

i think about this dichotomy a lot

[yellowistheraddest]

tried to make their heads smaller so they look more like the manga artstyle but they kinda look ugly [imo] but its probably me just not being used to it

[astromechs]

tbh i find the swifties and the taylor swift haters equally annoying at this point

[speedierthanasubmarine]

There will never be another line as raw as this one.

[bruciemilf]

MARGARET ATWOOD YOU LYRICAL WHORE

[astrum-aetherium]

I once read fic in which Henry burns the reader with his cigarette bud… and he was like: And you would let me do it again. Wouldn’t you?

Ahhh I just can’t get it out of my head

this is a completely novel, wondrous level of debaucherous. i love it.

assuming that this is something generally agreed upon and consented to, i can see it being something so strikingly alluring and enticing. those of us who are into rougher play would enjoy it transcendentally — and yes, we would absolutely let him do it again. i can even see some of us begging for it.

imagine him pulling away from your center, though nevertheless lingering between your thighs, chiseled face flushed and glistening; the remnants of your previous few orgasms are still billowing and rippling in your lower stomach, and your breath is just beginning to settle. he props himself up on his elbows; you keep your knees bent, thus encasing his head in the looming heat of your essence.

he inhales deeply, requesting, "light me a cigarette, will you?" in response, you are evidently not left with many options except to comply — after all, he has just lured you in and out of sweltering paradise a few times over and it therefore feels like the smallest kindness in return — and do so. you reach over to the glass coffee table by the sofa the two of you are situated on and briskly pinch a cigarette out of a pack resting upon it, capturing it between your lips and setting it alight with the nearest zippo in reach; having taken the first drag, you finally hand it over to him. henry wordlessly thanks you with a tiny kiss upon your tender flesh and starts smoking, consequently ashing it in the tray on the very same coffee table.

the following few moments pass in silence, and once he has smoked his cigarette about halfway through, he starts mysteriously rolling it between his fingers more and more, a mischievous gaze following his every motion. a thought is forming in his mind — you know it to. within the next blink of an eye, he has pressed its smoldering end to the soft flesh of your inner thigh, fleetingly burning you; you yelp out of surprise, but not protest. he doesn't let it mar you wholly, however, and quickly retracts his hand. immediately, his lips are sealed over the aching, scorching mark — he kisses it, quite apologetically, his tongue gliding over it ever so slightly as a final token of reassurance. you merely mewl in response.

"god, do that again."

[triglycercule]

I need to ask the mtt expert, do you think any of the murder trio would be religious?

ooooof this is a hard question to answer because personally i dont practice any religions specifically so i cant exactly offer the best answer to this DXXXX but i'll TRY. take everything i say with the fattest grain of salt. imagine the grain of salt is a salt lamp because i genuinely dont know that much about religion and belief

so i guess the first thing to consider is sans undertale since he's the one that all the mtt originate from. i dont think sans canonically is religious like at all. so if i wanted to take the easy route i COULD just says sans doesn't worship anything so its unlikely that any of the mtt would. but i wont because i have honor. i doubt that any of our surfaceworld religions wouldve made it into the underground since theyve been seperated from humanity for a long ass time. and i think undertale has its own belief based on the delta rune anyways so im gonna stick to that since it seems more plausible than just saying that dust is a hardcore buddist or something

for horror my answer like hell no. he mightve prayed for the angel described in the delta rune to save horrortale or something but i think those are just like desperate times call for shitty tries for ANYTHING to work. he literally describes horrortale as "living in a place like this is like living through an eternal hell" and i think that being in a place like horrortale would kill anyone's hope for some sort of angel to save them. plus i think he's too aware of the issues going on in horrortale to try and put his faith into something that doesn't exist AND also he wouldn't use religion as a moral guide. considering that he literally said in the horrortale flash game that he's "given up on figuring out what's right and what's wrong" (my king with an absolutely terrible moral compass LET'S GOOOOOO) (i love the horrortale flash game. i even have the quote saved because its such a good and important line for horror)

as for dust i think there's more of a possibility of him being religious (undertale delta rune based religion not any of the real world ones). the delta rune says that an angel who has seen the surface will descend from above and bring us freedom OR a harbinger of destruction as the angel of death, waiting to free monsterkind from this mortal realm. mostly gerson's words i stole this from the wiki because i cant be bothered to play undertale more than once. when translating dust's canon fics SPECIFICALLY the one called "a true hero appears" the topic of dust "liberating" the monsters of the underground and "granting their wish" to be free (even though he himself doesn't believe in the underground ever being free especially while hes in the middle of his "mad time") comes up. i dont think dust views himself as an angel at ALL like described in the prophecy but he could view himself as a "savior" type of person. it could be a really coincidental coincidence or it could be dust deciding to take up the role of the angel except a really really shitty one out of a desperate try for something to help like i mentioned with horror earlier. if we're going this route then him taking up the role of the angel could provide a sense of comfort that religion does and also shape his moral compass (i keep bringing these 2 things up because idrk why people worship. so i researched why so i can better support my arguments!!) with all the salvation liberation bullshit. personally i dont think that dust would exactly believe in himself as THE delta rune angel but more of just some sort of rouge savior but the possibility of going in a more delta rune religious way IS there

killer is in a completely different situation than dust and horror here (i'm not like the rest of yall ahh. get back in the original fishbowl you goldfish fuck) because he's AWARE of what arguably could be considered god in an utmv context. and obviously that's US the creators (players in his eyes. smh dont you know i havent played undertale in forever. i needa go back and do a true pacifist run. i did neutral because im shit at dodging attacks. but call me a CREATOR you second dimensional FUCK. you are a lower concept than me call me by a name i DESERVE) because for some reason and i completely forgot why he's aware of the creators. i think this could go in maybe two different ways where since killer is very much so aware that there are millions of gods(/creators. every one of us that creates something for utmv is a god in their multiverse LMAOOO) out there that he could completely just avoid religion itself since the usual reasons of comfort and moral alignment are completely debunked and pointless once you know that the gods that you could believe in just view you as code or characters to play around with. no comfort or morals to align with there. OR it could go in another direction where since killer is aware of the creators that he actually does end up worshiping SOME sort of us-based religion??? (what would that be called. do you think that theres a religion for all the self aware utmv characters who believe in creators. creatism. creationism. idk but would ink be the leader of that??? prophet type ass guy for creatism. this would be a cool concept someone else steal this from me and make a cooler story with it.) anyways i got side tracked. doesn't killer already believe that he has to do things that the creators want or something??? which COULD provide the moral compass part of religion. its definitely not a good moral compass but whatever killer believes his god wants of him he'll do. and also it might provide some sort of nihilistic depressive comfort knowing that everything is out of his hands and predetermined by a higher being. he already has that whole "lowly servant who'll do whats ordered of him" type shit going on. not unlikely that that could apply to the creators (or chara possibly. that relationship would be interesting if killer viewed them as a god and worshipped them as such. HM.)

anyways those are my thoughts on if i think the murder time trio would be religious. this was actually way longer than i expected but maybe thats just because i ramble a lot and have a lot of side thoughts. PERSONALLY i dont think any of them would worship a god just because i dont practice any religion and it makes it easier for me to characterize them without the religious barrier there. but also i do think there are possiblities of the trio all believing in a god (with horror maybe hopelessly believing the in the delta rune, dust becoming a delta rune esque figure, and killer's entire schtick with knowing about creators) but everyone has their own fanon interpretations on these characters!!! so if you wanna make them believe in religion or something then go then ahead and do that. maybe those possible points i brought up where they could worship a god will inspire someone or something idk. triglycercule OUT (off to reread horrortale for the 20th time today)

[knopaddd]

squeem is fantasy highs goncharov gaslight

[citizenerased77]

speeding up the infamous nme awards interview to make it 5x more chaotic than it already is

[loserboyfriendrjl]

Mary groaned, taking out a long drag from the cigarette. She shivered against the cold wall, her back pressed against it.

“D’you want my jacket?” Sirius asked, and she accepted it gratefully.

“Sometimes I feel like I’m too much,” Mary admitted, letting her bead fall against the wall.

“How come?”

“My friends make fun of me for putting effort into the way I dress and act and when I talk about you. They say you’re just some fucking guy.” She stubbed the cigarette against the heel of her shoe, and flicked her pack open.

Sirius leaned forward to her and, with a snap of his fingers, lit up their cigarettes. “Well, that’s stupid, you should dress up as cute as you want to. And just some guy?” He laughs around the cylinder, a cheeky and arrogant sort of thing.

“Yeah, apparently. Something along the lines of you’re too much trouble, not my fault Lily likes goody two shoes. And Marlene’s being weird about it for no reason too.”

“She’s glaring at us the same way Remus is.” Sirius looked at her from the corner of his eye. “I don’t know what their fucking deal is, honestly.”

“I think Remus might be, like, into you?” Mary kicked her feet on Sirius’ lap, who snorted inelegantly.

“Yeah, right, and I snogged James under the Quidditch stands last night.”

“Sirius!” Mary exclaimed. “Hear me out! We were the best of friends, and suddenly he’s not talking anymore, since guess when? Since we got together! Isn’t that weird? And, to add to the suspicion, when we threw that party for your birthday, he was glaring at us dancing.”

“He might have a crush on you?” Sirius tried, throwing his hands up. “I don’t know, doll. But if he has a crush on me, that means Marlene’s into you, isn’t that right?”

“Ugh,” Mary groaned. “That’s too much to think about, really. Why does everything have to be so complicated?”

“You know what isn’t complicated, though?” Sirius grinned, leaning forward to her, their noses touching.

“What?” She smiled back, closing the distance between them as much as possible without their mouths pressing together.

“Snogging.”

“How do you always find the best solution?” Mary asked, looping her arms around Sirius’ neck and grinning against his lips.

[anotherdescentintomadness]

Rénjiān Zhì Wèi Shì Qīng Huān (Love Actually)

WANG YIBO as Zhai ZhiWei (2017)

And a little treat for all you thirsty bitches

[camgoloud]

was talking to @nancywheeeler​ earlier today about how colin undoubtedly Lives In Fear of the day any richmond player other than isaac asks him The Question. we decided there should be an alignment chart about it

bonus: friends and family edition

[tacagen]

OKAY MY NEWFOUND AGENT BISHOP TMNT AUDIENCE. ANY THOUGHTS ON WHY THERE ARE

two of them?????