#absoluteunit

[chelseybales]

Look at this #AbsoluteUnit

#Chonky #tiger #playing in the #snow

Done with #procreate

[lesserlairofthezephyrsteppes]

Kestrel hails from AbsoluteUnit father, and SlimThick, mother.

Kestrel is of the Fire Flight and hails from the Venerable Lair hidden in the Foxfire Bramble.

[artofwarlick]

Havok, my baby seal.⁠ ⁠ #CaturDay #CatsOfInstagram #Ocicat #ChonkyBoy #AbsoluteUnit

[dragonlover56]

And now for a collection of things that don’t really justify being posted on their own, but I’d like to keep anyways

(Part One of Three)

Part Two | Part Three

Under Cut Content Warnings:

NSFW Imagery/Language

Titties

A pretzel from r/absoluteunits. I commented “Banana for scale” and no one laughed and I’m allowed to be bitter

From r/VexillologyCircleJerk, “Bi Flag in the style of South Korea” by BrTDSSOEyt

Wedding photo from the 1970’s

Oh r/speedoflobsters, how I will miss thee

Model is Jorge Chacon, who goes by any pronouns

This one just makes me laugh

Found in an abandoned honeymoon hotel, font is DAVIDA

This statue from awful taste but great execution, which I will also sorely miss

Tile from a “fancy restaurant in São Paulo”

[mediocrewordsmithworks]

Absoluteunit

“Alright, listen, you.”  He grabbed her biceps and hefted her off her feet. At least, he intended to. His body tensed upward and she lengthened by a few inches, her heels whispering off the floor before settling again. She glared at the assuming guardian and grabbed his wrists, swinging herself off her feet and when he staggered, she double kicked his thighs. He grunted loudly and extricated himself, plopping to the ground, pushing his hands to his legs. She stood, folding her arms.

“How much do you weigh?!” The man gasped.

She told him flatly and he blinked.

 “No,” he said. “I estimated that much.”

She gave him a smirk. “I’m an absolute unit,” she informed him.

[catluvus]

[ad_1] It is formal 2:19 am hours • • • • • ~TAGS~ #well mannered #cat #catto #kitty #kitten #retardedcatto #retardedcat #catmemes #catmeme #absoluteunit #fluffyunit #dumbcat #chonkers #chonky #smol #angory #angry #angy #appreciate #lovecats #purr #purrocious #meow #purring   [ad_2]

[sleepylion]

r/AbsoluteUnits | Inside me are 2 wolves…

[nikki-ann-marie-mun]

For everyone that’s so upset and in arms about Veibae saying the bad words, watch this.

Everyone else, enjoy this quality shitpost!

[fireofunknownoranges]

The MERL now has Absolute Unit merch!

https://www.store.reading.ac.uk/product-catalogue/the-museum-of-english-rural-life/products/tshirts

[superlaurenblogs]

After less than two months in my care, #Audrey2 the #monstera is already busting out of the pot, which I found out mid-rotation to prevent this #absoluteunit from growing so far in one direction that it toppled over. Swipe for #newleaf! . . . #plantmum #monsteradeliciosa #monsteracrown #green #houseplants #silly #whimsical #chaotic #help! https://www.instagram.com/p/CE7d1rilKIC/?igshid=zffpzpmntmfd

[johnnybearded80]

Awww 😍😍😍😍 #animals #chonky #cute #adorable #videos #animal #pic #chonker #aww #fat #unit #funn‪y #absoluteunit ‬#catsofinstagram #cat #memes #memesdaily Reposted from @chonky.posts https://www.instagram.com/p/B_NOAWKpQpR/?igshid=10obhh6g7jk9d

[quickchangeartist]

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Big Boy Hops/Feeding The Dino . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #chook #chooksofinstagram #bigchungus #absoluteunit #australorpsussex #australorp https://www.instagram.com/p/B__lQ4fFqoN/?igshid=oembn94tf193

[amysnotdeadyet]

Almost too chonky to fit in the photo! #bode #absoluteunit #blackcatsofinstagram #poddleston #inceptionkitties https://www.instagram.com/p/B43lrtIJKRI/?igshid=kgr87wmvrdxu

[mythspirationart]

A biiiit late, but here is a borb owl (bowrl?) for #Septembird! #owl #borb #absoluteunit #septembird https://www.instagram.com/p/B233gQbjm49/?igshid=1pgup33qnlrx4

[swordlillix]

Inktober Day 6: Husky someone please save him

[catluvus]

[ad_1] i assume i may get started to consider and just submit as soon as a working day • • • • ? stick to @chonk.cat for a lot more ? • #cat #cats #catmeme #catmemes #fatcat #fatcats #chonkycat #chonkycats #memes #dankmeme #dankmemes #chonk #chonky #chomk #chomky #catpic #catpics #catpicture #catpictures #catvideo #cursedimage #cursedimages #sadcat #sadcatmeme #sadcatmemes #catto #cattos #cattomeme #cattomemes #absoluteunit [ad_2]