#ac3 memes

[grimmboytezxd]

[goga-je-pieroga]

Template from @n7keidence on pinterest Enojy!

[stealingpotatoes]

connor with 10H? :'D

he’s having his hotgirl summer

[novakspector]

to stream or to sail the high seas, to me it's not even a question

[rogue-centric]

Sometimes I stop writing my fanfics dead in my tracks so I can draw memes

You can read the fanfic here, these specific scenes are out of Chapter 2

[docdalas]

love him or else

[falconfeather23435]

why tf does Charles Lee’s adult render only have one glove

[tamiisnthere]

I know it's a dead meme, but I couldn't help myself 😂

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Assassin’s Creed © Ubisoft

Altaïr’s Robes Model © milance941 (DeviantArt)

AC3 Desmond’s Head Model © ItalianUtent (DeviantArt)Note: I just edited textures.

Ezio and Desmond © raccooncitizen (DeviantArt)

[pramanixx]

thinking about my many Opinions on assassins creed like the meme of that kid from akira getting flashbanged by cringe pictures and screaming. god ok yes the gameplay for ezio trilogy and black flag is fun and i enjoyed the protagonist of ac3 because unlike ezio he understood that he had a duty to everyone who was depending on him and had become the figurehead of something that affected far more people than his own revenge journey and he didnt bitch out at the end unlike ezio. i digress. try to find used copies of the earlier games if you would like to. as compelling as bayek and cassandra might be as characters i fucking hate the gameplay. whats the point of a level system if i tear through every enemy below my level like paper and everything above my level can kill me in 2 hits. not to mention their stupid goddamn cash shop.

[90s-html-lesbians]

Will do this in multiple asks. If you want to play the Assassin's Creed games, I'll save you time and effort and tell you straight up which ones are worth your time and which ones aren't.

AC1 is fun and a classic but very dated at this time, maybe just watch a walkthrough. The Ezio Trilogy (AC2, Brotherhood, and Revelations) remains the highlight of the franchise and is essential to play imo. Ignore AC3. Just ignore it. Read a plot synopsis. It doesn't matter. AC4 is the Pirate Simulator and one of the best. Its story is almost entirely inconsequential.

Ignore Rogue. Play Unity if you can stand to, I guess (I can't). Syndicate is fine. Origins kicks hella ass. Odyssey kicks ass but will also kick your ass with how long it is. And Valhalla kicks Hela ass (hehe).

In terms of best in the series for Hot, Murderous Women, you have AC2, AC4, Syndicate, Origins, Odyssey, Valhalla

All of the games try to be very historically accurate in their small details and environments, but the best are the Ezio trilogy (Renaissance Italy and Turkey), Origins (Ptolemeic Egypt), and Odyssey (Peloponnesian wars).

Don't ignore the modern day storylines, but don't get too attached to them either.

Those are my personal tips for enjoying this franchise, as a long-time fan (derogatory)👍

will admit, 60% of the reason i took a while to respond to this and the others of your asks was because i was trying to figure to figure out how to stretch out a short response to not accidentally seem rude or apathetic or something before i realized i was once again overthinking responses to people lmao

so daghang salamat para sa mga recommendations ninyo🙏 at (see meme below), because i am quite literally getting the message (or well, the tumblr ask) but don’t get the whys, but certainly aim to do so. shame about the aa3, someone i knew had a copy for the longest time so it’s what comes to mind first when i think of assassin’s creed especially with the nostalgia oomph

ngl took me a bit to realize you weren’t talking about game engines and so weren’t saying “don’t play an assassin’s creed game if it has x or y game engine.” glad to hear all the games try to be on the historical accuracy of things. is vahalla the one that all the bigoted sexist dudebros were getting pissed off over because it dared to have a woman, and dared to have a woman with skin hair? q, how’d you firat get into animal crossing?

[grimmboytezxd]

[goga-je-pieroga]

[bewareofchris]

Sometimes I wish these kids could see the AC fandom's golden years, 2010-2012, because their heads would explode at the shit we were doing. Remember when AltairxDesmond was super popular?

Yup. Remember the most popular AC3 pairing was Connor/Haytham? Our Fandom was wild. And, in fact, the incest fics mentioned were from a kink meme prompt. Oh Fandom you used to be so crazy...

[teecupangel]

Anon from last night:

Nah, I was not the anon who asked about a kink with Basim*.

I would send in a fic prompt about top!Desmond and bottom!Ezio but I have no actual ideas atm, it’s just a concept in my brain, but if I think of something I’ll send it.

If I could send a gif to convey how I felt about your smutty!headcanons it would be a gif of the end of the Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf Music video, when Shia give the one person standing ovation. *chefs kiss*. (I forgot to mention that altdes is also my ac otp last night). Everything that you put down I picked it up and was like ‘yes yes good’ and put it in my pocket like a shiny rock.

*ok, so like, to be honest (and adhd over shared mood activated), I haven’t played very many ac games. I’ve only completed ac1, and I played half of ac4 and then watched my brother beat it. I have watched other people play bits and pieces of other games, but I honestly know nothing about the newer games. That being said, I did in fact read your Desmond #destroys Basim fic and it was very very good, #goodsoup (why am I in an old memes mood today oof). I really liked how you did the whole Desmond (clone? Half?) and his Ancestors thing that was really good, and kinky and nice.

Mmm, one more thing before I go! Thanks for letting me know about the whole won’t post an ask if you ask thing, it’s really good to know! (I don’t….. need that for this ask, unless you just don’t feel like answering it🤣🤣🤣🤣).

Take your time with your prompt, nonny :)

Hahahaha, I'm glad you enjoy my headcanons. I had fun writing them.

Yeah, I can understand why some people don't play all the AC games. Honestly, AC wiki is a good site for summary (and TVTropes too).

Since we're sharing our AC games experience (long rant ahead), the first time I played Assassin's Creed was at my best friend's place and she just gave me the controller and told me to whack people with a broom as Ezio while... I think we were waiting for her printer to finish printing our report or something? I don't remember anymore, all I remember was my main idea of Assassin's Creed before was that I can whack guards with a broom that sounds like a freaking hammer. We were in college then and I was a pure 'JRPG' purist back then so I was really confused by what this game was supposed to be. I know it was related to Prince of Persia in some way and the only reason why I know about Prince of Persia back then was because I watched my brother play all the games on the PS2. How times have changed, hahaha. Anyway, it would be a couple of years before I even actually play AC1 and AC2, then half of AC Brotherhood before dropping it, only coming back like maybe 3 years ago to play the entirety of Syndicate and its DLCs because my childhood friend suggested I would love the Victorian-era setting (I did) and I've been buying AC games either 2nd hand or when it goes super cheap in PSN as they've been part of my backlog since my best friend was a huge fan (she stopped playing after AC3 though XD) so I have all of them just gathering (digital) dust. The truth is, I finished AC Brotherhood to Valhalla only like... last year. From September last year to January this year, in fact. While it's never too late to play the other games, I'm not going to tell you to play them if you don't have the time or if there are any games that you want to play more. I do believe that if you can't play a game, watching let's play (with or without commentary) is an okay alternative and sometimes you can let it play while maybe grinding on the game you're currently playing. (just, FYI, all of the AC games except AC1 are available for free if you are subscribed to PS+... I think the 2nd tier at least? Ezio's Trilogy to Valhalla is free in PS+ as far as I know.)

Anyway, back to the Basim fic. Thank you! I really enjoyed writing about Desmond (considering the narration calls the ancestors 'shades', I think it's okay to call him Desmond's shade as well) and his questionable relationship with the other shades.

No problem! And I like answering asks so, yeah, I'm posting this hahahaha

[rogue-centric]

If anyone reads any of my fics I think I have been using the two interchangeably and sometimes even both in the same damn fic

[ragingbookdragon]

Assassin’s Creed Shitpost #2

Connor: Look, they were dead when I got here.

Haytham: Everyday I am reminded of why I consume a God-awful amount of liquor.

Connor: Because your only child is your archenemy and continually destroying any and all presence of your organization where he finds it?

Haytham: Eloquently put, son.

Connor: Well I did learn from the best.

Haytham: Oh, thank yo--

Connor: I was talking about my mother.