Cassian: Hanging out with her for ten days is going to be no problem.
Azriel: Right. That's only nine days longer than you've spent with any other female.
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Azriel: *sneezes and shadows come out of his nose*
Rhysand:
Amren:
Morrigan:
Cassian:
Feyre:
Nesta: ………So we are all just going to ignore that?
Cassian: Oh my bad; bless you, Azriel.
Nesta: THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT
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Lucien, trying to buy a Father's day card:
Lucien: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my dad"
Associate: Well I-
Lucien: How about "You banged my mom"
Associate: No...
Lucien: You know what, I'll just get a blank one
Lucien, writing in the card: You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.
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Gwyn: I’m going to kick your ass
Azriel: I’d like to see you try
Gwyn: Friday. 6pm. The usual place
Azriel: Deal. Loser pays for dinner and drinks at Rita’s later
Cassian: Can’t you guys just ask each other out normally
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look me in the eyes and tell me this isnt cassian with azriel.
thats right you cant.
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Nesta: Azriel kissed you?
Gwyn: [hiding behind her hands] Yes.
Nesta: And you said… thank you?
Gwyn: I was nervous! He’s a really good kisser…
Nesta: [trying not to laugh] Well that was very polite of you.
Gwyn: [blushing like a tomato] Shut. Up.
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Lucien, shrugging: Well, nobody is perfect.
Elain smiles at him.
Lucien: I am taking that back.
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Gwyn, drunk: I love you.
Azriel: How many people have you said that to?
Gwyn: Everyone
Azriel: Everyone?
Gwyn, giggling: Yes, I've been telling everyone that I love you.
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*Having a family dinner*
Amren: Can you pass the pepper?
Cassian: What’s the magic word?
Amren: *Clearly not impressed*
Amren: *Starts chanting in the old language*
Cassian: *Panicking and shoving pepper into Amren's hands* JUST TAKE IT! TAKE IT, OH MY GOD!
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Rhysand : In your opinion, how do you define stupidity?
Azriel : *turns to Nesta* How do you define Cassian?
Nesta: Stupid
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Azriel: You’re telling me that you have a mate?
Bryce: Yes.
Azriel: And you also have a mate?
Aelin: Yep.
Azriel:
*Meanwhile*
The Shadows:
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Gwyn: Have you ever met the human version of a headache?
Cassian:
Nesta:
Eris:
Azriel:
Nesta, Azriel & Eris, simultaneously: yes
Cassian:
Cassian: you guys are all rude
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Feyre: what do you commonly use your magic for besides manipulating shadows?
Azriel: controlling my allergies.
Feyre:
Feyre:
Feyre: what.
Azriel: I can’t be a spymaster with the sniffles.
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Nesta: You know, Rhysand gives Feyre flowers everyday. I wish you'd do that too.
Cassian: Okay.
Later that same day.
Cassian, handing Feyre flowers:
Feyre:
Cassian: I don't know, I'm confused as well.
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Azriel: I’m very upset and there’s nothing that will make me feel better
The Inner Circle:
Azriel: No
The Inner Circle:
Azriel: Don’t-
The Inner Circle: [bring Gwyn into the room]
Azriel, fighting a smile: Fuck
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Cassian [about Nesta]: I've seen the way she looks at me.
Eris: How does she look at you? Like she wants to carve you up and eat your liver?
Cassian: You do know her. :)
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