Headcanon that the ADA has a double sided whiteboard with like schedule and mission details written on the front and a betting chart on the back
Something mildly exciting happens and Dazai or Yosano flip the board and start gathering bets
Dazai: “Is the client the culprit? Bets everyone!”
Atsushi: “How much..?”
Dazai: “Hmm…¥1.000! All for aye?”
Kyōka: “Aye,”
Yosano: “Aye,”
Atsushi: “Mmmm…nay,”
Dazai: “Oh, Atsushi, you sweet soul,”
Kunikida: “Don’t make bets on the client!”
Atsushi: “I’d rather give them the benefit of the doubt. Yeah, they were creepy as hell, but maybe they’re just bad with people!”
Jun’ichiro: “Aye,”
Naomi: “Aye!”
Atsushi: “You guys…”
Kunikida: “DID ANY OF YOU EVEN HEAR ME?!”
Dazai: “Nope! Aye or nay?”
Kunikida: “Dazai…”
Dazai: “Aye or nay?”
Kunikida: “This is incredibly unprofessional!”
Kunikida: “…….”
Kunikida: “…Aye,”
Dazai: “Aye, he says!”
Kenji: “:D?????”
Kenji doesn’t bet cuz he doesn’t get it, but it’s fun to see everyone so excited!
Ranpo’s not allowed to bet until everyone else has placed their own first (and they’re not allowed to change their mind once he bets).
Dazai: “All done! Ranpo-san, your turn!”
Ranpo: “Mmm….”
Ranpo:
Dazai:
Ranpo:
Ranpo: “Nay.”
All: *collective groans of defeat*
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“They say the murderer trapped the souls of his victims in the photos he took. What do you think, Atsushi-kun? Seems like a fun way to die~”
“… Sure. But the murderer stopped and he was never found, right?”
“Hah! It won’t be that way for long. His identity is as good as found now that I’m here!”
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fic where 18 yrs old dazai meets 14 yrs old atsushi (right after leaving the mafia ig) and w/o thinking takes him with him and they spend the two years on the run together (dazai becuz anytime he tries to abandon the orphan he picked up w/o thought oda flashes into his mind and ultimately he grows to care for him) (atsushi becuz the weird bandage guy pinkie promised he could ride on one of those trains he's seen in books)
anyway
dazai and atsushi dont look alike or have the same name so the ada picks up they arent related by blood real quick
anytime anyone asks how they met, they honestly answer "i/dazai kidnapped him/me" but everyone thinks its a joke
atsushi wins dazai over gradually, like small moments, small moments of kindness shown for dazai, small moments of seeing atsushi's real non-trauma made personality seeping through , he doesn't even realize it until it hits all at once how much he cares for atsushi
atsushi on the other hand was sold because dazai could make him laugh
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also sskk where atsushi takes his bf to meet his brother and akutagawa and dazai do the spiderman meme
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also dazai finds out atsushi's ability becuz at some point he comes to their hideout or whatever and a giant tiger is sitting there and before he can even panic it happily jumps at him and boom atsushi
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in this particular au, dazai lets atsushi doodle anywhere like dazai's bandages and his books becuz its better than having to actually engage with the child and eventually gets atsushi an actual sketchbook and the two spend their time drawing, atsushi's sketches get better dazai's get worse but atsushi sometimes thinks its becuz dazai's silly and scary sketches make him laugh
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there has to be a scene where someone asks atsushi what he's doing here, after dazai's joined the ada, and atsushi's like "im here w/ my brother" and looks at dazai, sees him poorly flirting w/ kunikida and irritating him and gets so much second hand embarrassment he points at ranpo instead
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atsushi knows dazai was in the mafia but he thinks double black was just dazai's cringy ship name for his ex boyfriend
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okay thats all i can think of now ill add more maybe
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Part 2 of BSD & SxF crossover :D
HOT BLONDE MAN.. I mean, my fav characters 💘
But NGL they're HOT
I love them! Their smile is the most precious thing to me and their family is everything to them 😭❤
PART 1 PART 2
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