#adam warren get on this shit...

[liquidsnakedoubledeeznuts]

[dorothylarouge]

US Presidents as Dril Tweets

George Washington: another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

John Adams: "ah boo hoo hoo i want to post Foul comments to content leaders" Fat Chance, Dimwit. I will annihilate you under bulwark of the Law and God.

Thomas Jefferson: Q: If your post was proven by a counsil of wise men to be racist, or bullshit, would you bar it from the record? A: I do not delete my posts

James Madison: (sniffing a crumpled up one dollar bill i found on the floor of a dog kennel) ah.. thats greenbacks baby

James Monroe: for decades i have traversed the unforgiving mountains and rivers of south america, hoping to catch a glimpse of the fabled "ass downloader"

John Quincy Adams: "This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit

Andrew Jackson: handing Faves over to my enemies is FRAUD !! base, contemptible FRAUD!

Martin Van Buren: Food $200

Data $150

Rent $800

Candles $3,600

Utility $150

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

William Henry Harrison: (spends all of 7 seconds skimming some blog posts) yep. just as i knew all along. having pnuamonia is good

John Tyler: fuck "jokes". everything i tweet is real. raw insight without the horse shit. no, i will NOT follow trolls. twitter dot com. i live for this

James K. Polk: thhere is no such thing as charisma, and art is fake. the only metrics by which we must determine the worth of a man are Strength and Wisdom

Zachary Taylor: the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers tell me that im dying

Millard Fillmore: trying to heal..... please donate to my go fund me... $10 will make me less racist... $100 will make me extremely less racist...thank you...

Franklin Pierce: blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin

James Buchanan: #NationalGirlfriendDay please cherish your gal's.. in honor of us, the single Boys who must sacrifice all companionship to #CarryTheBrand...

Abraham Lincoln: unloading an entire belt of ammo at me with a minigun or some such device will now get you "Blocked"

Andrew Johnson: who the fuck is scraeming "LOG OFF" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off

Ulysses S. Grant: i regret being tasked the emotional burden of maintaining the final bastion of morality and Nice manners in this endless ocean of human SHIT

Rutherford B. Hayes: using the toilet when i hear Our national anthem start to play. i do what i must. i stand tall in complete agony; as shit runs down my leg,

James A. Garfield: too much truth in such little time. feeling the heat cominh down to silence me... signing off........ for now

Chester A. Arthur: i WILL wise the fuck up. i WILL super charge my content for 2017. i WILL get blue check mark

Grover Cleveland: the way i see it, people who come on here and submit content that is not up to par, could possibly be considered the "Villains" of this site

Benjamin Harrison: i help every body, im not racist, i keep myself nice, and when i ask for a single re-tweet in return i am told to fuck off, fuck myself, etc

William McKinley: boy oh boy do i love purchasing large amounnts of Fool's Gold. wait a minute... fools gold fucking sucks. this stuff is no good..!! Fuck !!!

Theodore Roosevelt: IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

William H. Taft: ah.. the perfect Souffle! cant wait to dig in to t(*EVERY PIPE IN MY HOUSE EXPLODES AT THE SAME TIME, COVERING ME IN SHIT AND BOILING WATER*

Woodrow Wilson: the conflicted supersoldier stares over the horizon as he smokes a cigarette. "war is the most fucked up thing ever." he takes a sip of beer

Warren G. Harding: somebody please Bribe me

Calvin Coolidge: aggressively joyless oaf hhere. painfully obnoxious respect demander checkign in. extremely dim witted frowning man looking for pals

Herbert Hoover: it is really quite astonishing that I have yet to win The Lottery, given how good I am at selecting six numbers and saying them out loud

Franklin D. Roosevelt: ive never heard of this “europe” but it sounds like a big bunch of shit to me

Harry Truman: everybody wants to be the guy to write the tweet that solves racism once and for all because it would look good as hell on a resume

Dwight D. Eisenhower: my "F*&k It!! Let's Go Golfin" t-shirt maintains a tenacious stranglehold on my life. after 1,125 days of Golf my body is twisted, deformed

John F. Kennedy: when you do sutuff like... shoot my jaw clean off of my face with a sniper rifle, it mostly reflects poorly on your self

Lyndon B. Johnson: incredibly handsome , charismatic famous boy credited with ending income inequality after saying that slumlords should be called "dumblords"

Richard Nixon: i attribute the complete failure of my brand to the actions of detractors, oor my “trolls”, as it were, as well as my own constant fuckups

Gerald Ford: shutting computer down until the shitty moods & attitudes can fuck off., if you need me ill be on my other computer, sititng 60° to my right

Jimmy Carter: i warnned you all that bad things would happen if you kept letting your wives wear jeans. AND NOW LOOK! the damn gas prices are up again

Ronald Reagan: spend a lot of time thinking about how sometimes even war criminals can be heroes sometimes... Dont like it? Click the unfollow buttobn

George H.W. Bush: just thought off an idea i believe to be bad ass. lets find the address of the leader of isis, and mail him/ her pieces of our SHIT

Bill Clinton: were at the point now, that when i offer to impregnate my girl followers, people assume my motives are sexual. disgusting, grow the fuck up,

George W. Bush: friday night gathering up together a big pile of things i like to respect (flags, crucifixes ,etc) and just roll around in it ,give kisses,

Barack Obama: my IQ has increased 10 points ever since i stopped tollerating people mucking about, on the time line

Donald Trump: THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset.

ME: I agree

Joe Biden: I will shut the fuck up , IF , it will restore the Harmony. I will get on my knees like a dog and make that sacrifice, for the sake of Calm

[mckinleygirl98]

naming every president in order from memory rapid fire thought process included

George washingtom

John adams

thomas jefferson

james madison

james monroe

John Quincy adams

andrew jackson

martin van buren

William Henry Harrison

John Tyler

Zachary taylor

I don’t remember

Millard Fillmore

Franklin pierfe

james Buchanan

Abraham Lincoln 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

what’s his face Andrew Johnson woah forgot there for a second sorry

forgot . Wait stop I remember. ULYSSES S GRANT!

rutherford

I don’t remember ! Garfield that’s why I didn’t remember

grover Cleveland I think? This is Chester a Arthur

no this is Grover Cleveland

Benjamin harrison

Grover Cleveland strikes back

William 💕💗🇺🇸McKinley 💞

Teddy Roosevelt

get on the raft with Taft!

woodrow Wilson je déteste…🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Calvin Coolidge

warren g Harding I think 🤑🤑🤑

Herbert Poover🙄

Franklin D Roosevelt 💞💞💞💞💞

I almost forgot. Harry Truman

Ike

JFK 💞💞💞👅👅👅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

LBJ

somebody comes after lbj RICHARD THE TREACHEROUS! TRICKY DICK! Richard Nixon

Gerald ford

Jimmy Carter ? I think? Rest in peace 🕊️

oh shit I don’t know. Ronald? Reagan yeah it’s def Ronald reagan

george HW bush

William J Clinton

dubya

Barack obama

donals trump

joe biden

donald trump 2

[aurorawest]

Reading update

Light Up the Lamp by Kit Oliver - 5/5 stars

Kit Oliver can do no wrong, I guess. I figured I'd like this one a lot given that I loved her other two novels, but hockey books usually aren't five star reads for me. Along comes this book! Unrelentingly lovely, and even though I knew it was going to have an HEA, I still found myself worried that Gil wasn't going to figure shit out.

The Faerie Hounds of York by Arden Powell - 5/5 stars

Gorgeous book that read like a dreamy, dark fairy tale. The first book by Arden Powell I read was really funny, and this was like the complete opposite. Powell has range! This one is sad, but still has a happy ending. If you like Emily Tesh's Greenhollow Duology, I highly recommend this one. They're definitely in the same vein.

Deosil by Jordan L Hawk - 4.75/5 stars

I was SO SAD to get to the end of this series. Whyborne, Griffin, Christine, Iskander, Persephone, Maggie, Niles...I could go on, I love them all. It's hard to say good-bye but they all got a wonderful ending.

The Inside Edge by Ashlyn Kane - 3/5 stars

The Taste of Desert Green by Kim Fielding - 4.25/5 stars

Your Lonely Nights Are Over by Adam Sass - 1/5 stars

Crushed Ice by Ashlyn Kane and Morgan James - 4/5 stars

Roustabout by Morgan Brice - 3/5 stars

Prince in Disguise by Tavia Lark - 5/5 stars

Loved this one just as much as the first in the series. I expected the Draskorans to be...idk, like stereotype fantasy barbarians, so it was extremely refreshing that they weren't.

Old Time Religion by EH Lupton - 5/5 stars

Ahhhhhhhh I love this series!! I really really enjoyed the first book, and I loved this one even more. Really good, really original. I can't recommend this one and Dionysus in Wisconsin enough!

A Thief and a Gentleman by Arden Powell - 3.5/5 stars

The Devil to Pay by Katie Daysh - 4.75/5 stars

If you like Patrick O'Brian but find yourself thinking, surely this could be more gay? Then Katie Daysh's books are for you. This is the second in the series and I was delighted to learn yesterday from her newsletter that she's working on the third, because I definitely am not ready for the series to end! The first book was from Nightingale's POV (there might have been some bits from Courtney's POV? But not many), and this one is entirely from Courtney's. Courtney and Nightingale didn't actually get to spend much time together in this one so I hope they catch more of a break in book 3.

Lord of Eternal Night by Ben Alderson - DNF at pg 6

The Engineer by CS Poe - 4/5 stars

The Larks Still Bravely Singing by Aster Glenn Gray - 5/5 stars

If you're not reading Aster Glenn Gray yet, why not? Why not??? Seriously, if you like Cat Sebastian, PLEASE give Aster Glenn Gray a try. I have yet to read a book by the woman that isn't gorgeous. This book is set right at the tail end of WWI and into the interwar period and is about two young English men who were injured and invalided out of the army. They're both disabled (Robert, the POV character, is missing a leg, and David is missing a hand) and have PTSD.

Also recommended if you like KJ Charles's Will Darling Adventures trilogy. The Larks Still Bravely Singing is just straight historical romance, not romantic suspense, but it deals with similar themes.

Guardians of Dawn: Zhara by S Jae-Jones - DNF at pg 24

Mr Warren's Profession by Sebastian Nothwell - 4.75/5 stars

LOVED this book. I think it's the only historical romance I've read that uses the Industrial Revolution so heavily in the plot, which I really enjoyed. Plus, gorgeous cover.

Honey Mead Murder by Dahlia Donovan - DNF at pg 5

A Market of Dreams and Destiny by Trip Galey - 3.25/5 stars

String Theory by Ashlyn Kane and Morgan James - 3.75/5 stars

One Night in Hartswood by Emma Denny - 5/5 stars

I honestly don't know why, when I received this book in like, November, I didn't immediately put it on the top of my TBR pile. I knew I was going to love it; I was super excited to get my copy. Every time I've shuffled my TBR (like, my actual physical TBR...it's a whole thing...it's actually been mistaken for my full book collection but haha no that's just 200 books I haven't read yet sitting on my stairs...), I've lamented that it's not closer to the top. And then I realized, this is literally my TBR and my own weird fake rules that I've made up about it, so I can actually just pull it from the stack and read it now. So I did!

And yeah, I loved it. So much. Raff and Penn will probably live rent free in my mind forever, not to mention Ash and Lily. I loved the medieval setting (another setting you don't see much in queer historical romance!) and how it really felt like a different world than ours. Plus I'm a sucker for road trip romances. And daddy issues. And horrific scars.

And ugh, the training scenes. The sexual tension. The PINING. Masterfully done. Chef's kiss.

Also we're going to find out who Oliver was, right? RIGHT??? And what happened to Penn's brother?

Out of Touch by Michael Sarais - DNF at pg 7

The Long Call by Ann Cleeves - 4.25/5 stars

Always enjoy a mystery that's well-paced and well-written. I've never actually read anything by Ann Cleeves but I'm going to pick up the rest of this series.

The Death I Gave Him by Em X Liu - DNF at pg 284

[gelukart]

Hazbin Hotel/Legally Blonde Crossover Au! :0

I don’t even know if anybody else will see the vision/ comparison but I was obsessed with the LB musical when I was younger and Charlie just reminds me so much of Elle woods maybe it the stubborn optimism or just how both are so supportive of people around them and trying to help others idk but I just thought it would work so well (also they’re both blonde lmao )

My idea of how everyone would fit into this AU:

Okay so Charlie, for the reasons previously mentioned, is Elle woods. I thought of Adam and Lute being the Warren and Vivian roles but like… Charlie and Adam where not not dating. Idk what the specific reason would be for Charlie to go to law school just that Adam inspires it by not taking Charlie seriously, and then once they get to law school Lute is like basically her bully and standing with Adam (whether Adam and Lute are involved romantically is up to personal interpretation ig). Emmett’s role would be split up between two characters with the romantic interest part taken by Vaggie and the mentoring being taken by Husk but both are supportive of Charlie in helping her reach her law-er-ing goals. Alastor would be professor Callahan (probably with out the SA like in the original musical :’)) but yeah like blood in the water is very alastor in that “I’m gonna mentor you but manipulate at the same time” way. This is also why I thought it’d make sense for Husk to play a part in the Emmett role, since Emmett is kind of stuck to Callahan but is believes in Elle’s ability (which I think Husk does too towards the end of season 1 which is nice).

As for the big Wyndham trial it would basically be The Vees V. Angel Dust. Angel is the defendant (Brook Wyndham) who is accused of murdering Valentino (Hayworth Wyndham) but won’t give any information or alibi and won’t take a plea deal. I think it would make more sense but maybe be less impactful if Husk got him to confess he was innocent as opposed to Charlie (idk maybe both Husk and Charlie get him to say smth idk???) I think it would be funny tho if Angel wishes he did but is innocent and pissy about it for a bit.

Velvette maybe stands in as the pool boy but maybe instead of hinting at an affair like in the original it’s more having to do with Angel’s contract with Val and trying to work for Velvette but turns out it a baseless allegation and Velvette don’t not give af about Angel just tryna take shit off of Vox.

Speaking of! Lastly Vox would be the role of Chutney, and it would ultimately be revealed he killed Val thinking it was Angel. (The reason for tryna kill him is probably smth petty idk)

There are a lot of character I couldn’t think of concrete roles for but this was just a silly idea I had last night while listening to ready for this (like bruhhhh Charlie is so Elle woods especially the beginning) idk I hope it make sense somewhat or at the very least someone else finds it funny lol

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[lemmingsunday]

Okay, so most of you wanted this. Here is the in depth analysis of how the bright eyes scene in watership down 1978 manages to evoke so many emotions.

(Under the cut)

So this analysis is mostly practice to improve my grade in english, so dont expect anything good.

So the scene starts out with hazels "death". I think the reason so many people thought he was dead to start with is because of how richard adams presents death within the book and by extension the film. In all cases of death in watership down, it is sudden. It starts off with violet in the cornfield, and fivers short statement of "violets gone". There is no greiving for her, no remembrance. The group keeps moving on. The same is with hollys memory of the warren, the rabbit whos throat is ripped out by woundwort (i think he was blackavar, but i cant be sure) and eventually hazel himself at the end of the film. The exception to this pattern is bigwig when he was caught in the snare, but he wasnt dead, and that scene wasnt as such a deception, but a way to keep the stakes high and further illustrate the corruption of man and the land. Hazels false death follows the trend of swift sudden death (and i could talk for hours about how this is to reflect the true fate of many animals and how the 2018 remake just couldnt capture that, but i cant rn), and so because the viewer already associates this with final death, they think hazel is gone (also causing a shit ton of childhood trauma but anyway). Another reason the death feels genuine is because the film isnt afraid to kill off characters (violet, the warren ect) while other films are, and so this already deviates from status quo.

Anyway, ramble over, on to the actual scene. So we have all these emotions and shock built up from this moment. Fiver (the moral heart of the story) is in shock. He doesnt believe it, hes in denial and begins to look for his brother. Then the animation begins to shift. It gently flows into that sort of abstract, pale style of fivers visions, the first hint to hazels life, and the first section of bright eyes starts to play. Now there is hope. This is different to every other framing of death, and is so beautiful/heartbreaking. Then the lyrics kick in. This really cements this scenes deviation from the tone of the film (but not in an way that feels out of place) and the viewer gets hope. If you really listen, the lyrics "how could a light that burned so brightly suddenly burn so pale" and "down the river of death" allude to hazels death, however this is juxtaposed to the imagery of fiver chasing the black rabbit/vision of hazel (they both appear at times). Both of these things represent the conflicting emotions within the viewer, and just fit in really beautifully, while showing that it isnt hazels time. The other rabbits dont get this, they dont get death leading a rescuer to them.The scene flits between fiver searching for hazel and younger, simpler version of the pair playing together, which reminds the audience that the two are indeed brothers and have the closest friendship in the group, which further adds to the pile of emotions going on and just ties everything together perfectly.

Forgot to add, but the fact that this song has lyrics is another deviation. Sorry for missing that and not having time to develope it.

Anyway, the ending. The music dies down and fiver approaches the farm. He rounds on to the pipe and we hear this deep, echoing heartbeat. Hazel is alive. I cant express just how perfect this ending is for that scene. There is just nothing to add. We dont need to see hazel or hear fiver say "hazels alive!" It is the perfect example of show not tell. The remake could only dream of being that good. The impact of that ending is just too good and satisfies the audience, while also keeping that sense of suspense and apprehension.

Thats going to be it, since i have to eat now, but i hope this satisfied the people who wanted this, especially you @kazbrekkerfast

Bye

[myfaveisfuckable]

Rants!

queen ripple/drawcia: they're in love they've never met in canon they're married with an adopted fairy daughter they're divorced and haven't seen each other in 4 billion years they sealed ripple's sorta parental figure with that parental figure's partner they both hate their respective duties despite having to keep at them for their people's/family's sakes they both have golden child syndrome are everything to me do you understand. (literally none of this is part of canon btw i like making shit up about my beloved blorbos who nobody even looks at sideways because they have little to no canon characterization)

Dante/Raiden: This ship comes from the 2006 Playstation Magazine (PSM) issue 110 endpage drawn by comic artist Adam Warren (most known for his comic Empowered) depicting the hypothetical timeline where the PSM swimsuit special is replaced with a 600 page erotic “Dante/Raiden slash fanfiction.” In this panel Dante’s DMC2 design is shown above Raiden’s MGS2 design (notably the most hated versions of these characters at the time, though considering Warren’s feelings towards Dante and Raiden, this pairing was most likely shown to baffle the reader with a well beloved charactered and a much hated character doing something “humiliating” aka. participating in homosexuality). Dante says “Why can’t I quit yew,” a reference to brokeback mountain, and Raiden says “Please be gentle… like snake”

Obviously this panel is meant to be a joke at the expense of both women who write fanfiction, and gay people, made more clear by the second appearance of “Raidante” in Warren’s work, in which Dante is reading yaoi fanfic and remarks “As if I’d settle for someone as lame as Raiden if I was gay!” However, likely because he has never played Metal Gear, Warren fails to consider the thematic implications of this pairing, considering the narratives of each character.

Dante is a demi-human, ashamed of his demon heritage but forced to reconcile with it. To cope with this, he adopts the persona of a “badass devil hunter with a devil may care attitude” as a form of escapism. Because he cannot accept his nature, nor can he come to terms with his past trauma of demons killing his close ones, he remains in stasis and cannot form deep connections with others.

Raiden is human by nature, but was robbed of his flesh by the patriots. Raised a child soldier, he is emotionally stunted and has very little personality to call his own, resorting to grasping at the persona of “Solid Snake” and tacking on his mannerisms to fill what gaps are left in his development. Even after starting a new after the big shell incident, he relapses again into the ego-less being he was at the age of 10, proclaiming himself a weapon and throwing himself at danger and death in the belief that it’s his purpose.

Both of these people are fundamentally unable to connect with others, breaking all of their connections and distancing themselves both out of fear of getting hurt and genuine inability to retain relationships. They use violence and self sacrifice as substitute for meaning in their life, and degrade themselves to that of a sword. Then, when meeting someone who they recognize all their behaviors in, what would happen? Do their own tactics of isolation work on themselves? Do they cancel out, or override each other?

Adam Warren is too much of a coward to explore this concept in a 600 page fanfic, so I will.

[xx-nox-vox-xx]

Some sick fucks get off on the worst kinda shit imaginable.

These people have families, respectable jobs, expensive apartments, cars and big corpo bosses who will burn them for getting caught with their pants down.

Some reporters get off on doxxing those fuckers and giving a voice to their victims.

These reporters are me.

A list of "Satan's" buyers who commissioned custom brain dances of the human trafficking, rape and murder of innocent citizens:

Arasaka employees:

Allison Eldridge

Priscilla Barry

Brett Spencer

Darrell Frank

Guillermo Gomez

Jennifer Ferrell

Phillip Emery

Militech Employees:

Roxanne Ballard

Susana Ellis

Andre Holmes

Deb Crane

Ray Turner

Shane Cardenas

Mohammed Sheppard

Felipe Coffey

Kristie Mora

Lowell Hewitt

Ali Parsons

Taylor Barker

Yolanda Sampson

Brittany Padilla

Heidi Irwin

Lynn Downs

Jeri Buck

Irene Liu

Cindy Kemp

Warren Jackson

Kang Tao Employees:

Sheila Chase

Bret Anderson

Alicia Proctor

Ernie Brock

Carole Moore

Mabel Draper

Bio Technica Employees:

Gene Fuentes

Amy Hastings

Emma Kendall

Sophia Parrish

Lori Villanueva

Nichole Shafer

Stewart Schultz

Trauma Team Employees:

Rachel Dennis

Franklin Owen

Cassandra Fleming

Rod Dickerson

Ronda Sprague

Lorraine Bray

NCPD Employees:

Dina Snyder

Kurt Ritter

Karin Arroyo

Corey Jacobs

Eileen Parsons

Tonya Mason

Craig Clay

Night City government employees:

Janine Thomas

Debora Shields

Leslie McClure

Brooke Hodge

Diana Key

Constance Bolton

Dena Oleson

Ross Grey

Karl Cross

Jan Yoder

Stuart Summers

Marvin Godfrey

Allison Pratt

Kelli Hardin

Lupe Burnett

Zetatech Employees:

Noel Levy

Glenda Barton

Florence Eldridge

Terri Ayala

Ken Massey

Natasha Sexton

Tara Welch

Julia Starr

Suzanne Williams

Erika Delgado

Vera Chandler

Herman Pearce

Nick Nguyen

Jeanne Guerra

Krioshi Optics Employees:

Marco Haley

Stewart Keith

Francisca Lindsey

Wendell Crawford

Andre Harman

Jerry Hinton

Lora Chaney

Erica Hudson

Clinton Benton

Tami Field

Lucinda Pope

Marion Nicholson

Sabrina Allison

Faye Stokes

Ron Tucker

Net watch Employees:

Lorna Mooney

Cara Sellers

Jessie Callahan

Young Blair

Ronda Lawson

Dominic Graham

Alexander Bartlett

Mandy Parsons

Ramon Sexton

Night City Bank Employees:

Mattie Ferguson

Austin Long

Salvador Bell

Lucille Coleman

Chelsea Reeves

Stacy Watson

All foods employees:

Tara Johns

Holly Goodwin

Jackie McDowell

George Blake

Tammie Moss

Elsie Wilder

Miranda Delaney

Rolando Swanson

Budget Arms Employees:

Robyn Clayton

Marc Gomez

Gretchen Hodges

Matthew Barber

Veronica Allison

Stefanie Gibson

Emmanuel Robison

Private Citizens:

Lucas Barron

Mario Pearson

Sandi Norman

Spencer Drake

Aaron Greene

Adam Garrison

Steve Rush

[mercy-thompson-fanfiction]

Valentine’s Day story?

I am not responsible for my MILs valentine, my mother’s valentine, or anyone else’s. There’s a rule when you’re the only woman in a family of man (save for your mother and MIL) and it is to put your foot down. Let the men ruin their little capitalist holiday on their own.

But actually no I don’t have anything slated and most of what I’ve been posting recently had already been written or it’s been queued in advance. I’ve been a little overwhelmed with work. I can give you headcanons though.

Charles/Anna: Anna is a modern woman and thinks it’s a capitalist scam as a result. But she was usually sent a gift from her father (and will be until the end of his days) and she has a strange new passion for Gal-entine’s Day that has driven the Marrok up a wall. Charles forgets in the sense he has never really celebrated and Anna tells him to stop doing stuff but he usually gets at least flowers. Somewhere along the lines, Anna has taken to also sending Mercy flowers and signing the card “your brother” as a playfully obnoxious threat to Adam. Charles doesn’t know but it’s a game in the Tri-Cities to guess what ridiculously large floral arrangement is coming every year—said floral arrangement lives and dies outside because the scents would give everyone headaches.

Mercy/Adam: Mercy doesn’t care much for the holiday but appreciates the ridiculous gestures for what they are. Adam buys flowers because they drive her insane. She’ll pick something up if it makes her think of him. Most of Adam’s attention is on Jesse on Valentine’s Day, and Mercy prefers it that way. She has also come to recognize that Adam will always send something small to Christy just because she’s the mother of his child. He offered to stop the first time he realized it bothered her, but she has come to understand it’s just his way of paying respect and nothing more.

Bran/Leah: Well. Like most elderly couples, regardless of relationship, they didn’t used to do anything. This is new territory. Bran has begun to buy traditional things for the sake of tradition and nothing more. Leah doesn’t hate it, but she thinks it’s absurd that it’s happening. She does know that he also sends something to Anna—Anna thinks it’s weird—and she’s mostly ok with that. She is not ok the first time that he considers sending something to Mercy and he actually backtracks that line of thinking real fast. Which, that’s a good step for them.

Samuel/Ariana: Idk where the fuck they are. But he sends something to the baby every year. It takes a few days, the first time, for Anna to put together who sent them because there’s no name other than the baby’s. Sometimes it’s a modest little bouquet, sometimes a stuffed animal. He always somehow knows what baby is interested in despite the fact he never tries to ask or get too involved. Anna takes pictures of the reception every year to show him one day if he asks.

Warren/Kyle: Kyle thinks it’s a funny thing to celebrate so he does it all out as a result. Warren grins and bears it, but they both know it’s a game.

I’m going to throw out there that I think Peggy is an insane romantic for some reason. What little we know of her makes me feel like she goes all out unironically.

Honey/Peter: Sorry to hurt everyone with that memory. I think Honey actually kind of found the holiday fun and I feel like she didn’t really need/want him to do anything for it but if she saw something in the store, she would grab it for him just because. Peter did the same but year-round so he found it funny when she’d do it.

Because it’s funny, I feel like a non-canon, whimsical version of Bonarata would send Mercy funeral flowers for shits and giggles. What I’m really saying is that, in his position, I would send funeral arrangements.

OCs, Mine (if you will)

Tala/Cai: They do put in the effort of having a date night sometime around V day specifically. They don’t necessarily do a lot, though Cai still feels some external pressure to do something crazy. Mostly, it’s because Tala has insanely high expectations of her father and Cai feels like he’s supposed to somehow compete. It is also only roughly a month before their wedding anniversary which Tala does take seriously and so they don’t really feel the need to overdo it.

Raven/Connell: Haven’t forgotten them, but it’s been a while. Raven hates Valentine’s Day. It’s embarrassing every time even in the privacy of her own home. She doesn’t want to hear it uttered ever again. Charles tries backing off several times but Anna won’t let him because “you were her first Valentine”. That makes the whole thing worse. Connell just accepts he can’t do anything remotely stereotypical else she’ll burn up in embarrassment and he’s fine with that but he does find it hilarious and teases her with something stupid and/or ironic every year because of it.

Sora/The Bear: The woman just wasted a year or more of her life teaching the guy modern English. She is not going to explain the nightmare that is Valentine’s Day. It comes with a whole new vocabulary. She turned the holiday calendar on his phone off in case he ever learns how to use the thing because she’d have to start explaining so many stupid little holidays. She is typically happy that her father will send her some small arrangement every year, but she tells Math it’s just because he’s thinking of her and refuses to acknowledge that there’s another reason.

Porsche/Ben: Arguably the worst couple ever to exist on V Day because Ben hates that it’s a holiday and thinks it’s ridiculous. Porsche expects him to do something every year and every year he feels like an utter piece of shit because she’s one-upped him again and yes it has somehow become a competition. But he’s going to let her have this, even if he’s going to grumble about it for the rest of his life, because he does feel like she deserves to smile.

Samuel/Vanessa: From the Whiskey Neat AU bc they’re fresh on the brain. Samuel hasn’t told her about the money still, but she’s catching on that his dad at the least has some. He spoils her because he can and because he wants to and he thinks it’s kind of fun to be a little modern and stupid. She enjoys it, even when scheduling time together is hard. Post-baby, it’s harder but [redacted because it’s not been posted yet] makes their lives a little easier for childcare at least. And there’s your spoiler.

[thenixkat]

Emp get's halothaned, and her supersuit stolen

emp lets the fucker know her suit only works for her. And steals his shirt

she does call an ambulance for him since he hurt himself and she is a superhero

also apparently Emp canonically shaves b/c the hair would be seen through her super skin tight suit why we dont see her camel toe for the same reasons is merely lampshaded

poor Emp

hey, but the villain did stop due to her presence so kind of a win

not the best for her self esteem but its a victory also apparently according to the notes, the artist doesnt really like rendering Empowered's fully intact suit, which i can see why it is a lot of work for a very simple outfit

Emp's side job where people continue to talk shit about her

the dialogue in Adam Warren comics sure is something

also Emp avoids getting trafficked b/c her butt is too big for the potential buyer's liking. And teh joke is she's more upset by the cosmic pimp pointing out that her ass is too fat and not that she'd just barely managed to escaped getting sold into sex slavery some of these jokes don't really land

but at least the alien bondage gear comes in handy later

[gungemastersblog]

Looks like like poll is tied so I have decided what happens next

Jacob didnt want to piss garnacho off so he did what he was told he went down by his feet he pulled a face as he could smell the feet now they were putrid it was like some one had taken a shit on his feet

Garnacho laughed and said stop moaning and get rubbing he wiggled his toes at him

Jacob started rubbing them he moaned your feet smell like diarrhea the feeling of them was gross they so sweat he was made to rub them for ages then give then a sloppy kiss and lick and sucked his toes he was almost sick garancho had his eyes shut and was loving his feet being rubbed

Adam b had managed to put his pants back to normal garnacho ordered him to pie hrvy so he did hrvy just cried bk at this stage

Then he was told to make him a sandwich with the new guy as Jacob rubs his feet

Then the next guy arrives it was .....

[thefirsthogokage]

Yes, thank you!

The biggest person I've seen be an absolute shit with this is Warren Leight. He is the WGA member who knowingly went against the rules his own committee came up with about conduct during the strike. He went against those rules, made shit up saying people told it to him and then later said that he didn't in fact get told those things, and stepped down as a strike captain and as a committee member because of it.

Warren Leight has a history of making shitty decisions. Decisions that have decreased viewership of his own shows, at least. Look, I get that's not much, but it's a pattern of being stupid in a way that hurts his crews, both striking crews, and crews of his shows.

Don't listen to Warren Leight or anyone that isn't CURRENT WGA and SAG-AFTRA leadership.

I have seen WGA Board Member and Leverage scribe John Rogers retweet MULTIPLE TIMES other people's posts that say not to boycott yet.

Here are the ones he's retweeted the PAST TWO DAYS:

[Image ID: A tweet from Writer Julie Benson (@thejuliebenson) from July 16th 2023 that reads:

Watch your shows. Go to the movies. Enjoy the incredible creations of our industry. All we ask is you don’t forget who made them. 🍿🎬❤️

/End ID]

John Rogers retweeted the above screen grab of Neil Giaman's answer to a fan's question. It doesn't show the whole answer, here:

In the above image, @slugits asked @neil-gaiman: Mr. Gaiman, would it be crossing the picket line if I saw Barbie in theaters, or should I wait until the strike is resolved?

Neil responded: No, it's not crossing the picket line to go and see anything. nobody from any of the unions has asked for a boycott if anything yet.

Then @benpaddon added:

Continuing to go see your movies, watch your shows, stream your favorites is one of the best ways to support the wga and sag-aftra right now. This content has been made, and it makes money. It helps immensely to show the studios the value of the work that writers and actors do.

If you don't go, it hurts writers and actors. Studios can say, "Well, actually, Barbie only made $X dollars, Oppenheimer only made $Y dollars, only so many people watched Good Omens 2, obviously there isn't enough money to go around. Sadface emoji."

See the stuff you want to see with reckless abandon.

And here's the follow up tweet:

[Image ID: A tweet from Adam Conover of Adam Ruins Everything (@adamconover) that reads:

Neither the WGA or SAG-AFTRA is calling for a consumer boycott right now. If you want to support the strike, we're asking folks to:

1) Boost our message on social media

2) Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund, which supports affected workers

Click this sentence to go to the Entertainment Community Fund.

And the second tweet reads:

3) Do NOT do the work of a striking writer or performer (a.k.a., scabbing). For more information, consult either the WGA's Strike Rules FAQ: [Click Here]

Or SAG-AFTRA's FAQ for non-members: [Click Here]

/End ID]

And of course, as I mentioned elsewhere, this from Andy Richter that John also retweeted:

(click here to go to the tweet)

[Image ID: A screen grab I'm assuming Andy made of his own Instagram post that reads:

Lots of people want to support us by canceling their streaming subscriptions. Unless the unions come out and call for that though, please don't. We were told back in 2021 (when we were negotiating) that the AMPTP loves to use data to control us. Canceling streaming services feeds their assertion that streaming is inherently volatile and risky, and that is why they should be able to hire fewer of us and pay us less. They maintain that streaming is still untested. We all know that's the primary way people watch what we make. It's a lie.

The best way to help us right now is to donate to the Entertainment Community Fund [which I've already linked and have personally donated to] - it supports the people making the film and TV you love and we can apply for grants to help keep our bills paid.

The post then has a link to the ECF and a sticker that says Support Our Community. /End ID]

To reiterate: Do not listen to people saying to boycott yet, especially when LEADERSHIP like a WGA BOARD MEMBER is repeatedly saying NOT TO!

Disregard Warren Leight and anyone else that says to cut streaming, ESPECIALLY when they have reasons from the WGA and SAG-AFTRA leadership shown to them and they still won't fucking listen. And especially when people saying to cancel are FORMER member of the WGA leadership, and extra especially when those former leadership people had to step down as Strike Captains and from the Conduct Committee they led FOR GOING AGAINST THE RULES THEY HELPED WRITE!

If they go against their union (WGA or SAG-AFTRA) in this matter, they are going against their union. Those unions are hiring people who know what the fuck they're doing against these corporations, and these people saying to boycott don't have access to them.

Listen to the unions.

A boycott has not been called yet.

Watch your shows with all your might.

Show them what those shows and the human element mean to you.

Do not boycott the streamers yet!

Hh

[Image ID: A tweet thread by WGA Strike Captain Kylie Sparks (@/KylieSparks) that says in full:

A reminder SAG has not called for a consumer boycott. Please keep watching tv and films-if anything, this helps PROVE the studios need us-AI doesn’t have the soul or emotion real people do.

Also this helps proves marginalized stories and actors are sorely needed in our industry.

I repeat, this erodes our bargaining power and this is something WE HAVE NOT ASKED FOR. WE HAVE NOT DEMANDED A CONSUMER BOYCOTT. Please enjoy your tv and movies! Get that to watch pile watched!

Okay I am closing this because folks are not listening.

SAG has not asked for a consumer boycott. You’ll know if this changes. /End ID]

I admit I messed up earlier because I was too trusting of people that I thought would have the right knowledge and think correctly about this. I was wrong. They weren't thinking of the consequences.

Please boost this and do NOT cancel you subscriptions!

I know it's gross to keep paying these fuckers, but we need to wait for SAG and WGA leadership's say so.

[letsgetrowdy43]

omg the first two parts of the hughes sister and adam is so good ur writing is so nice.

need a part where adam and reader explain to luke how they didnt know when they started going out and lukes reaction

The apology—

Au Masterlist!!

Luke and you had not talked since his tantrum in the hotel room (I would be pissed too if I was him, but I always support women's wrongs.)

Not to mention the way that he had ignored you like the plague the moment you both landed back in Michigan.

If there was one thing besides hockey Luke was good at, it was holding grudges (tell me I'm wrong. you can't. I'm always right.)

You on the other hand were distraught, over the entire last 24 hours in halifax

Not only did you have to say goodbye to all your family members and return back to Umich for the winter semester, but your best friend was no longer on speaking terms with you.

You saw Adam a handful of times in the next month, opting to put a pause on your relationship until you figured your shit out

Adam was really good at making you feel better about the guilt (which is a big reason you asked to take a break)

You needed the guilt, you needed to feel bad about it all so you could apologize to Luke for breaking his trust.

Luke Warren Hughes is a bitch for making you cry and doubt your morals like that (I keep it real)

Adam on the other hand was obviously upset about it but was more mad at Luke for being okay with letting his little sister suffer over something so stupid.

Luke and Adam definitely got into it one day at practice

They are doing drills when one of the other boys makes a comment about how Adam was being uptight (cause he's no longer getting laid 🤭)

That comment really hit a weak spot for Luke and while they were scrimmaging he and Adam got into a scrum (Adam fighting 😼)

Naurato and Nolan pulled both boys from practice and brought them into the office

Nolan absolutely ripped into them for bringing their personal issues onto the ice and spewed some (as both Luke and Adam would say) bullshit about breaking the bond of the team.

Both the boys sat in silence as they awaited their dismissal

But before they both left Adam stopped Luke in the doorway to finally address the situation

"I know you're mad, be mad at me all you want, I don't care, but don't torture your sister," he said with exhaustion filling his tone, as he walked out of the office.

Luke was definitely taken aback

So he got home to the sophomore house and gave you a call

"Lu? Is everything okay?" your voice filled with worry as he let out a sigh on the other end of the call.

"I want us to figure this out." "Can I come over to talk?" "Please."

and that's how you ended up in your brother's room, with a sad look on your face as he hugged you and shut the door behind him.

I like to picture the four other boys living in the house sitting by the door trying to listen in on the conversation (these boys live and breathe for a good drama session)

The two siblings sat there tensely for a second before you finally started to explain

"I had no idea who he was, up until the hockey party" you confessed, slight guilt about allowing it to continue after a certain point (let's be fr she's not that guilty... I mean have you seen Adam??)

Luke was still having trouble understanding why you would go after Adam, even after finding out that he was on the team, knowing the rule that middle school Luke and yourself made

"I really like him, Lu, he's the first boy I've felt a genuine connection with," you softly smiled, face turning a light shade of pink as you thought about the past few months.

"Meeting him on my own terms and him not knowing about Jacky, Quinner, or you was the best part, cause I didn't have to feel like I had something to prove"

Luke just sat there with parted lips while staring at the slight embarrassment on your face as you spilt your guts

He'd never thought of it that way

He had no idea you'd been insecure about this type of thing

"He's really worth it?" Luke joked as you bit back a smile and nodded your head, "he really is."

Luke nodded slowly and pulled you in for another hug, the tears that you had been holding in let themselves go as you began hugging him back

At that moment he made a silent promise to never ignore you again, not like the way he had, not to let you suffer

"You're really sure he's okay? Cause I have no problem fighting him in your honour"

A laugh passed your lips, "I already heard about your little scrum this morning"

Luke is a softie for his little sister (confirmed)

[wqbytop100]

WQBY (rankings)

TOP 100 for the week ending December 17, 2023

Other Boys --Marshmello, Dove Cameron -1

I'll Be There --Robin Schulz, Rita Ora, Tiago PZK-2

See You Again --Vicetone, Anna Clendenning

Spend The Night --BJ the Chicago Kid, Coco Jones

Dark Skies -- A R I Z O N A -5

Go Off --Mike Candys -7

AEIOU ---PNAU, Empire of the Sun -8

Diamond Therapy --Diplo, Walker & Royce, Channel Tres -6

Sorry Now -- A R I Z O N A -13

Summertime Friends --The Chainsmokers -9

Good Morning --Timmy Trumpet, Alle Farben, YOU -11

Strangers --Kenya Grace -10

**One On One --The Knocks, Sofi Tukker -(new)

Tied To You --Elderbrook -18

Hangin On -- A R I Z O N A -17

Dreaming --Marshmello, Pink, Sting -21

Both --Tiesto, 21 Savage, BIA -14

Living In A Haze --Milky Chance -12

One Last Dance --Imanbek, Ali Gatie -16

More Baby --Chris Lake, Aluna -15

Stress You --Lucas Estrada, SUPER Hi -23

Nevada --Vicetone, Cozi Zuchisdorff -20

Wanna Dance --Alie Farben, James Carter, VARGEN -19

Dreamteam --Galantis, Neon Trees -27

Jungle --Alok, The Chainsmokers, Mae Stephens -24

You're Hired --NEIKED, Ayra Starr -68

Save My Love ---Destiny Rogers -59

You --Svidden, Seeb -28

Ohh LaLa --Idris Elba, Sasha Gigi -22

U Miss Me --Vicetone -130

Boyfriend --USHER -31

At Your Worst --Calum Scott -29

Drums --James Hype, Kim Petras -35

One With the Wolves --Robin Schulz -25

Light On --Markus Schulz, Sarah de Warren -32

Strangely Sentimental ---Anabel Englund -26

Lost & Found --Gorgon City, DRAMA -33

Blur ---KREAM, Marlo Rex -40

What We Know --Lucas & Steve, Conor Byrne -41

Following the Sun --SUPER Hi -34

Fight My Demons --Yung Bae, Barney Bones, Leven Kali, Diamond Pistols -56

It's In My Head -- Provoker -36

Subterranean --Miss Monique, AVIRA, LUNA -44

Bigger Than The Song --Brittney Spencer -49

Body Count --Jason Derulo -39

Elevator Eyes --Tove Lo -37

Smiley Water --MIKE. -45

Bite Marks --Ari Abdul -78

On My Love --Zara Larsson, David Guetta -51

Fever --Lewis Thompkins, Punctual, Hight -52

Weird & Bizarre --Posh Choclates -54

Dress Code --Mau P -81

Vogue --NOIZE -48

Die For A Night --A R I Z O N A -42

Waiting For U --Laidback Luke, Ralphi (Jake Silva remix) -61

The Little Mushroom That Got Away --Sultan+Shepard, Lane8 -58

From This Day On --Andrew Rayel, JES -38

Moon --Locklead -46

Stranger On A Train --SUPER Hi -43

We Could Be Love --Hayden James, AR/CO -125

Waiting --LP Giobbi, Redfield, DJ Rae -30

In My Zone --S.O. GIDI -47

De Selby Part 2 --Hozier -50

Dressed For A Funeral --Groupthink, Sunday Scaries -53

All Night ---Charlie Houston -55

Down Like That --Bryson Tiller -57

The Beautiful Letdown ---Switchfoot, Jonas Brothers -60

If Only I ---Loud Luxury, Two Friends, Bebe Rexha -62

Quater Life Crises ---Baby Queen -63

Makeba --JAIN -64

Hip Trumpets --Yolando Be Cool, KVISION -65

Get Dirty ---Return Of The Jaded, Tommy Sunshine -66

Tension ---Kylie Minogue -67

Jealous --Pascal Letoublon, IZKO, Jordan Rys -69

eMtunzini --Muzi -70

Jacare --Sofi Tukker -71

Why You? -Adam Melchor -72

Heat Rising --Pete Tong, Jem Cooke, Jules Buckley -73

We Should Get Married --Dan & Shay -74

It's Euphoric --Georgia -75

Padam Padam ---Kylie Minogue -76

Champagne Shit --Janelle Monique, Latto, Quavo -77

What Do You Do? --Jess Glynne -79

Phone -MEDUZA, Em Beihold, Sam Tompkins (Lili Chan remix) -80

Just Think --Video Age -82

In The City --Charlie XCX, Sam Smith -83

Dare --Gorillaz -84

Midnight Zone --Astrality, TAPE ANGEL -85

The Tower --Future Islands -86

Run Free (Countdown) --Tiesto, R3HAB -87

Motive --Armin Van Buuren -88

The Feeling --Lost Frequencies -89

The Worst Person Alive --G Flip -90

Moonlight ---Laidback Luke, GATTUSO (Antrex remix) -91

Joy (Up the Street) --Joy Anonymous -92

Feel It (Club Edit) ---Jazzy -93

Made Up My Mind --Jonah Kaegen, Lily Meola -94

Killing Me --Conan Gray -95

Cheap Thrills --Walker & Royce, Barney Bones -96

Fall Again --Hayla -97

[reasonsmandy]

With love, Eddie Roundtree

Eddie Roundtree x Fem!Reader

✧.* requested by anon — saw you're taking requests for eddie roundtree x reader so i wanted to ask if you could do something inspired by either tear in my heart (twenty one pilots) or lets fall in love for the night (finneas)!! love ur writing btw!!

✧.* you're reading part one, here's the sequel — Dear Eddie Roundtree

✧.* summary — Your life in the acting business has been very stressful, but in one night Eddie makes you forget about it all.

✧.* warnings — Extremely fluffy content, mentions of drinking and drugs.

✧.* word count — 2.2k

✧.* 🎸 — Eddie's masterlist

✧.* mandy's notes — I tried to mix a little bit of the two songs, I don't know if I managed to do something very good. but i hope you like it 🫶🏾

"We'll send Harold to your set more often, the gossip magazines will start planting the idea that you two are together." Your manager said excitedly, he insisted on the idea that you should fake a relationship with actor Harold Schmidt. "I can already see the headlines: Y/N L/N and Harold Schmidt the Hollywood lovebirds"

"That would be the most ridiculous thing I've ever read!" You say rolling your eyes with a glass of water in hand.

"Well, I don't care!" Your manager says, getting a little mad. "You know you need these rumors to boost your name, and you're lucky that Harold agreed to fake this relationship with you."

"I don't need anyone to get my name to boost Adam!" You say irritably. "And besides, no one will believe I have something with this guy, we never talked before!"

"Stop making things more complicated Y/N." He says. "You know it's going to be the best for your career, now rest … tomorrow we have recording early"

He leaves you alone in your apartment, you put your face to the pillow and let out a scream in it. Being an actress was amazing, but there were things that frustrated you a lot in the profession like what you were experiencing now, you had never exchanged a word with this Harold guy and now you had to pretend to be madly in love with him for everyone. Just thinking about it sounded crazy.

Despite all this fake dating mess Adam wanted to shove you down into, you couldn't stop thinking about what happened a few days ago. You received an invitation to attend the party of the band Daisy Jones and the six. It was a really fun night where you finally managed to distract yourself a little and it was also the night you met Eddie Roundtree, one of the nicest people you've come in contact with in such a long time.

Let's say you had gotten along quite well…

You weren't really in the mood to leave your apartment, but you felt that if you stayed another two hours listening to your manager talk about absurd things about how you should fake a scandal for your name to go up you would go crazy. So when Daisy Jones' invitation reached you, you thought: Why not?

Which was exactly why you were now in Billy Dunne's backyard, having a beer and smoking a joint. Nothing very interesting seemed to happen around you and there wasn't anyone very interesting to talk to.

Well, at least the music is good... You thought.

As you traveled in your thoughts and watched the unknown people around you, Eddie Roundtree watched you too, he stared at you trying to remember where he knew you from.

"I'm telling you man, she must have stopped by the studio sometime." Warren says to the bassist.

"I'm sure that's not it, otherwise I wouldn't remember her" Eddie says frustrated.

"Eddie, man!" Warren changed his expression, he looked amazed at something. "Rollerball!!! She was in the Rollerball movie!"

"Holy shit, that was it! I knew I knew her somewhere." Eddie beams, overjoyed that he finally remembered. "I didn't remember she was so beautiful, man…"

"Go talk to her!" The drummer says, pushing his friend towards the actress.

You notice the two best friends laughing and pointing in your direction, not understanding you turn to look behind you but no one was there. You arch your eyebrows hoping they'll notice that you saw them, which takes a few minutes to happen.

The blonde approaches you, with a smile on his face and two beers in his hand. He sits down next to you, handing you the drink.

"I have a challenge for you." he says, catching your attention. "Tell me a song you like and if I get a part of the lyrics right, you spend the night talking to me."

"Look, I didn't even need the challenge, I really would have talked to you without a problem" You say laughing. "But since you offered…"

Eddie Roundtree: I was so lucky that Camila showed me this song *chuckled*

Y/N L/N: He had changed 50% of the words in the song but he seemed like a nice guy, so I pretended he got it right.

"Y/N that's my name" you say while taking a sip of beer "You are?"

"I'm Eddie" he smiles, taking a closer look at your face.

You spent a few hours talking about everything, it was impressive how he managed to talk about any subject you proposed. He really seemed to be interested in what you had to say, something you missed. You told him that since you moved to Los Angeles you haven't been to any of the tourist spots in the area, which he found absurd, and that's why you were in Roundtree's car going through the city streets with no final destination.

"I can't believe we're doing this" you laugh at the situation, probably the beers you had had made you a little happy. "I don't even know you well and I'm in your car going to unknown places."

"Ouch!" He pretends to be offended. "I told you my whole life tonight, what do you mean you don't know me?"

"Oh yes, of course I apologize" You laugh looking deep into his eyes, something inside you wanted to be closer to him.

"Wanna get a swim?" he says, parking the car close to the beach, you could hear the waves from afar.

"That's a terrible idea..." You say getting out of the car, alarmed he gets out too. "I'm in!"

You take off your shoes leaving them near the car, running wildly towards the dark sea. Eddie shakes his head in disbelief, taking his shoes off and chasing after you, or at least trying to.

You wait for him where you could just feel the water on your feet, he approaches holding you by the waist and going with you into the sea. Would it be crazy to feel so connected to someone in one night? You didn't know, and you didn't care! When the icy water came into contact with your body and his body heat kept that feeling more intense, nothing else mattered.

Trying to fix the locks of your hair, you looked at him in disbelief with everything you were experiencing that night, it's been so long since you've felt alive like this, free from any pressure.

"I feel like I've known you since forever, Eddie Roundtree." You whisper, kissing the blonde's lips intensely.

He holds you tighter, as if he wants to remember this moment forever, the fear of forgetting what he was experiencing in the morning was intense. After all, with all that they had both smoked and drunk, it was probably that the passion, that love, would fade from their memories during their rest until tomorrow.

The early morning wind hits your bodies making you shiver with cold. You soon decided it was better to get back in the car and go somewhere else. Eddie didn't care that the car would be wet because of your clothes, nothing else mattered to him, that night was so intense and wonderful that he just wanted to stop time to have you there with him a little more.

And logically, after smoking so much, the munchies hit, so nothing more plausible than changing your destination to the nearest bar. It was hard to find anything open at that hour, but after several turns you finally managed to spot one.

There were just the two of you and one other man who was clearly begging for you two to leave as soon as possible, so he could get to sleep.

"I don't think I'll remember anything tomorrow, my head is already exploding" You say, drinking some of the juice you ordered.

"Is that so?" Eddie asks, stroking your hand across the table.

"Uhum" You mumbled, and he could tell that you were getting tired and needed some sleep. "But don't worry, I promise you that if I forget about you tomorrow I at least fell in love with you tonight."

Your words made him feel butterflies in his stomach, he looked at you with affection and without containing the smile that grew on his face. He didn't want to settle for the idea that he wouldn't see you anymore.

"Did you fall in love with me too Eddie Roundtree?" You say sleepily, slurring your words as you struggle to keep your eyes open.

"I for sure did, Y/N L/N." He says, getting up to pay the bill. A few seconds later he comes back. "Can you tell me where you live? I will drop you off at home."

"No please, I want to spend more time with you." You whisper, closing your eyes with long blinks.

"I promise you will see me again" He says, stroking your hair. "Now tell me pretty girl, where can I drop you off?"

You tell the bassist the address of your apartment, so soon after he takes you to the car trying his best to avoid making you feel the wind with wet clothes, afraid you might catch the flu or something.

As the sun slowly rose, you fell asleep in the passenger seat. Roundtree slowed the car down so as not to wake you up with the potholes in the road leading to your house. Admiring you in the moments when he didn't have to keep his eyes on the road, a smile appears on the blonde's face as he observes how much prettier you look with the sunlight on you.

He wakes you up when he arrives at the scene, you mumble something he doesn't understand and you hide your face in his neck, he feels butterflies in his stomach with the contact and already misses you when he finally has to say goodbye.

"So I think that's it…" Eddie said, holding your hands. "Take care, pretty girl".

"You too baby." You place a peck on the blonde's lips, then hug him for a few seconds. "You better not forget me huh."

"How could I?" He smiles, letting go of your hands. "I'll see you."

"I hope so." you say, walking into your apartment and soon falling asleep on the couch.

…

The sun was already setting and you were ready to spend the rest of the night watching anything on television. When Adam shows up opening your door like he has an emergency going on.

"Adam what the fuck!" You exclaim, trying to calm down from the fright, he came in with a box in his hands and a magazine in the other. "What the hell is going on?"

"Y/N L/N you naughty girl, if you were dating you should just have told me!" He says sitting next to you, handing you the magazine. "Now it makes sense why you rejected my fake dating idea"

The magazine had a picture of you in a bar, an orange juice in front of you. You had the straw between your teeth smiling at the man in front of you. Your hair was wet and your clothes looked soaked too, as did the man in front of you in the photo, Eddie. He was looking at you with a smile, his eyes were closed if you looked fast, but as you knew that smile very well you knew that when he smiles his eyes shrink. The headline read: Y/N L/N and Eddie Roundtree the romance of the Stars.

You quickly open to the indicated page to read what it said.

Sub Rosa

AUGUST 9, 1977

Eddie Roundtree and Y/N L/N! they are the definition of a star couple

No, your eyes are not deceiving you! Last night after one of the parties given by rock star Billy Dunne, our Hollywood star Y/N L/N was seen with the bassist of Daisy Jones and the six: Eddie Roundtree, leaving the party.

The charming bassist was rumored to have been with L/N throughout the event and he was even seen with our favorite actress in a bar a few hours after the party. Although this is the first time we've seen these lovebirds in public together, you must agree that they make a great couple.

Would that be the end of Y/N's single life?

You finish reading in disbelief, bursting out with a hearty laugh at the last sentence.

"They basically called me a spinster!" You say when you're done laughing, taking a breath to compose yourself. "Look, me and Eddie we-"

You are interrupted by Adam again, who hands you the box he had in his hands when he entered. Curious you take it, seeing a note on top that you decide to read later, inside the box there was a cassette tape, a rose and a napkin with a phone number.

You are still confused and decide to read the note.

Hey pretty girl, I hope you're doing well.

As I promised you, through these things I decided to earnestly ask you to let me have more wonderful nights by your side.

On the tape you'll find my attempt to sing that song you told me you loved, the rose is for pure chivalry and the phone number, well... I think that's clear.

I hope to hear your voice soon…

With love, Eddie Roundtree.

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