#adultstuff

[eric-sadahire]

A published study found that playing in monkey bars can help reduce cortisol levels, which is the hormone associated with stress. Swinging from bar to bar is the classic way to enjoy the monkey bars.

[ivane-embraces-the-weirdness]

THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW

Headcannon

CONTAINS CURSING AND SEXUAL ADULTSTUFF FILTH!

This is my first Headcannon post, so constructive feedback is welcome!^^

First things first: The musical cannonly plays in the 1950´s or 60´s (If I remember correctly and my brain didn’t complete melt at the sight of Tim Curry’s ass in latex) so Ivané is basically yeeted into a mostly stick stuck up in the ass society… So she was out on the street at first, looking for a job, then got snatched up by some religious group, trying to convert her to obedience and shit or cure her autism.

(Since Tim Curry also played the priest in the beginning, in my head that’s Franknfurther leading a second life) So one Sunday she packs her backpack and plans to sneak off after church. She does so and according to her cartoony logic, they‘d never suspect her on the roof of the priests car! And that’s how she got a really bad sunburn and to Franks Castle. Next she basically asked for a job and got it because she accidentally revealed that she’s an immortal aquatic Lizzardperson, who’s genetic material might be helpful for Franks surch for the source of life (Yes, this is before the musical) and because in her spine lives a parasite from space that on her order manipulates her genetic matter to form black, slithery tendrils that vary in length and width, therefore creating a really long and hard kinky Schlong.

She at first asked to be hired as stuff like a maid or the girl for everything, but essentially got undressed, then tied to a medical chair, opened her up and Frank examined her insides while the rest watched. The he actually cut her open and looked at her organs and took samples of her tissues and bodily fluids. When they realized that that didn’t kill her, she got promoted to „captive“. Then she turned back into a Lakemonster.

When Riff Raff and Magenta found out that she started cleaning her cell out of boredom with spit and whatever else she could find, they got her to clean for them when Frank wasn’t around in exchange of using an actual bathroom (in the Headcannon she gets chained to the wall in a cold dark cell in the cellar) foodscraps, sheets, a pillow and hidden corner in the boilerroom to sleep and humanhearts, so they can spend the time plotting against Frank and preparing their weird outfits. After some time Frank finds her scrubbing the floor and asks her who she is, since he kind of forgot that she has a humanoid form. She starts messing with him by pulling the „But am I really here or am I a figment of your imagination?“–number on him. It worked since she was kinda hot.

Over time he– and everyone else around started to just accept her as part of the castle, started calling her by the nickname „stray“, „fishy“ or „leechy“ and asked her to do the things nobody really wanted to do (like cleaning an oven or fixing broken machinery) One day Frank even called her over to help him with science or came down the cellar to bang her. That’s how she became kind of a handyman and Franks personal assistant when he did science stuff. Went pretty well for her taste.

In terms of relationships she went pretty asscrawly with this cast:

Magenta and Riff Raff are friendly with her, since she gets them weed on times and is kind of in their dept. Otherwise they view her as a cog in the machine. She doesn‘t plan to stay anyways, but she enjoys their company.

With Columbia she could be pretty good friends with and she tried, but it became awkward once she realized that magenta found her sus and was a tad jealous, since she didn’t forget that she might be the key to Franks success. So the best interactions are basically a dry greeting when they walk by each other and the worst is when Columbia strangles Ivané in her sleep.

With Frank she has a weird cat and mouse dynamic in wich Frank will either treat her like something beneath him or try to arouse her, wich she is either in the mood for or handles it by hiding in places he can’t reach or straight up uses her tentacles to get him „immobile“. To both it’s kind of a game and sometimes she even uses her unsettling good skills to genderswap to conquer him an sleep in his bed during times when the cellar is uninhabitable.

Others: During big parties she usually stays in the cellar and reads or draws etc… unless she’s needed. She also sometimes comes up when someone orders her to murder someone.

After the events of the musical, she just notices the castle flying, comes up clueless, sees basically everything is like „Yo, what did I miss?“, motives that Magenta and RiffRaff went apeshit, then she goes into full asscrawler–mode and is like „We still good, right.“

And that’s how she also went to space

Feel free to ask questions

[julie0728-blog1]

I realized I was an adult when

#1

I started paying for my Premium Spotify with my own card

[littlemisspandaprincess]

we've got an apartment!!!

Finely we got one! I had such a bad mood, because I was afraid that we don't get one! Only 23 days left until we have to move and I was so afraid that we end up on the streets. But now we got one!!!! 😭 I'm soooo happy!

It's 65 square meters for 563€ per month. And has a big kitchen 😍 now I have more space to get wild in the kitchen xD (I always make a big chaos while cooking/baking)

[sharpened-by-the-word]

I'm going to start the 100 days of productivity!

Goals

•finish reading through the Bible

• be responsible and go the extra mile at work

• do #adultstuff like all the bills and loans etc.

• keep up with bujo!

[crashalonetogetheraftermidnight]

Proud owner of new debt🚗 #VroomVroom #RIPGretta #AdultStuff https://www.instagram.com/p/CAoIXcBl5LO/?igshid=1p3su4w47lfuz

[meme-inthehouse-blog]

#meme_inthehouse #adultstuff https://www.instagram.com/p/CADMOpmnci4/?igshid=32vzdfpafvp8

[itsthesherf]

This. Is. ADULTING!!! . . . . . #adulting #junkmail #mail #junk #bleh #random #stuff #adultstuff #life #random (at Peoria Heights, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5UBbR1Fiow/?igshid=1fa75bgxbqdyk

[empressagnes]

We closed #escrow ! 💃Thank you @gracekim_realestate for helping us to find our first new home. 🏡 We promise we'll invite you to our BBQ steak and salmon sashimi often! Hihi 😘 @timp3kgt #newbeginnings #firsthome #adultstuff #house https://www.instagram.com/empress_agnes/p/Bu0Gx5qhOKt/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1cssvi6toq351

[everyonesalemon]

Cleaning - The Art of Moving Crap From One Place to the Other

[cheerycheekscloth]

Your final #sneakpeek of the fun #Valentinesday items I’m working on for the #upcoming #makersmarket . 😍 I have #allthehearteyes for these And a little something for the #women out there too! What’s that?!? #adultstuff you say?!? 🙊🙈 Which one are you dying to see finished?!? #wahmlife #wahmmade #shoplocal613 #glitterhtv #siserglittervinyl @sisernorthamerica #silhouettecameo #makersgonnamake #merrickvillemakersmarket #markitonyourcalendar #ilovemyjob #ijustwanttomakeprettythings https://www.instagram.com/p/BsuKagVlHK6/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=or8ic6xao2yp

[chellysmom411]

I feel so grown up!! It's not perfect, but that's a fitted sheet ... folded!! #adulting #adultstuff #bawse #fittedsheet #foldedfittedsheetslikeaboss

[mirwandalee]

Who needs filters when you have Hue lights? #AdultStuff #iLoveLamp (at Linkhorn Bay Apartments)

[shhhhilent]

When you truly know pain, That's when you become an adult

[shawnsprincesse]

I miss being a tumblr girl and a fangirl/fan hoe, life is so serious and I’m supposed to be so grown up and all this adultstuff, like I miss just being horny for celebs and not having to pay for shit

[thefallenmuse]

Well, of course I'm coloring in a dragon. #coloringbook #dragon #adultstuff