#afc richmond himbos

[itsfckingwalnutmistmate]

S01E06 | Two Aces

is there a reasonable amount of ghosts a person can fight, though?

[andiover]

Also, a moment of appreciation for our beautiful dum dums who are now confident enough in themselves and their emotions to openly cry in front of one another at the end of You’ve Got Mail, whereas at The Iron Giant screening, they were all desperately trying to hold it together and stiff upper lip their way through. I’m so proud of them.

[justsomefunshit]

The himbo energy in any AFC Richmond players scene is just perfect

[faramirsonofgondor]

What if the team notices some lingering tension between Roy and Jamie after their fight in the finale. And when they ask Jamie about it he’s just like “We got into a fight cause he wants to get back together with Keeley. Don’t worry about it.” Except the whole team thinks they’ve been dating for a while, and that they’ve broke it off now because Jamie is acting sorta downcast and pining. So they get start giving Roy the cold shoulder in an attempt to show solidarity with Jamie. And it takes Roy a while to notice it. But when he does he tries asking them about it and they all just give him the side eye and grunt. He gets a taste of his own medicine. Eventually though Dani cracks and is just all like “How could you! After everything!” and “You know, deep down we’re not even angry, just hurt and disappointed.” and then shakes his head and walks away. And now is just completely befuddled and has less answers than he did before. But eventually he works out that it probably had something to do with his fight with Jamie. And at first he debates telling them that it’s not there business, and getting annoyed because Jamie’s being a bit petty, especially after they already worked things out at the kebob place. But then he notices that Jamie is kinda oblivious to it all as well because he’s super focused on training to make sure that they win against West Ham. So he decides to talk to Sam and Dani about it, thinking they’ll be the most reasonable out of everyone on the team. They are not, in fact, reasonable at all. He’s immediately met with stony glares as he pulls them aside (he feels a mix of pride and annoyance at the fact that they look angrier than they did at the previous West Ham match). Still, he doesn’t let them intimidate them and tries to get them to tell the team to back off. He says something along the lines of “I already apologized to Keeley. Jamie and I sorted things out between us. Everything’s fine.” And Sam and Dani are just like “the audacity????” because they take it to mean that he didn’t apologize to Jamie nor are they back together. So Sam’s all like “Why are you doing this? You are both clearly in love with each other. We both want you to be happy and right now you are not just hurting yourself by being miserable, you’re hurting Jamie too. And until you actually figure your shit out the team won’t back off.” Roy reacts the same way he always does with his emotions, by shouting “Fuck!” and rushing off. He talks with Keeley, and then Rebecca, and then the Diamond Dogs before finally figuring his shit out. And then he finally kisses Jamie after the West Ham match (in private, Roy isn’t ready to emote so heavily in public yet).

Anyways if anyone wants to write a fic about this feel free to do so!

[itsjustpoopeh]

I want a fic where Roy, now that he's head coach, doesn't want to show any favoritism, but also doesn't want to give up his terrifying codependent training with Jamie either, so he tries to get other teammates to join the training because obviously he doesn't have time for individual training for everybody

meanwhile, the other himbos are panicking bc wtf Jamie is supposed to keep him occupied and not torturing the rest of them

I want a series of increasingly desperate and ridiculous excuses

I want Jamie aggressively pouting in the corner

I want bumbercatch crawling through the air vents to avoid roy

I want Isaac making up fake pets he has to go home to feed

I want Colin pretending he suddenly only understands Welsh

I want Jan Maas to just bluntly refuse to get dragged in to Roy and Jamie's nonsense

give me Shenanigans

[wearerandomlyyours]

Ted Lasso really came out and said that when given the proper amount of love and support, the natural state of a young man is Dorky Himbo, and I love that.

[50-shades-of-otp]

Everyone predicted that Trent would present himself more and more as gay to signal Colin he is one too and Colin would be oblivious

But I find it funny that the rest of AFC richmond would also be oblivious.

[tedl-ass-o]

Don’t mind me, I’m just thinking about Trent Crimm and his gay little mug.

And about how Colin might see that gay little mug and put two and two together. I know it’s asking a lot of a sweet dumb himbo, but I believe in him.

[thefrogwithabagofchips]

This was how the curse fire went, right?

[vinmauro]

AFC Richmond Greyhounds, established in 1897.

7 DAYS TO TED LASSO SEASON 3 free day: afc richmond

[fanficfanattic]

AFC Richmond Season of Taskmaster:

Which five teammates?

Whose on the team of two and whose on the team of three?

Who keeps getting assigned secret zero point tasks?

[ramorazinn]

Imagine I had the attention span to write this S1 AU where the paparazzi incident (not Keeley finding out it was her, but way back at the incident itself) is Rebecca's wake-up call re: fucking over the team.

~

"I want to rebrand the club,” she tells Keeley the next day. “Every other television programme these days is about a group of doctors or detectives or firefighters or whatnot who operate as a family. Every damn sports movie is about winning because they're not just a team. I want that for Richmond. I want their friendships plastered all over social media. I want to fill those seats with women who don’t give a flying fuck about football who just want to see the boys interact. And if I can imply that Rupert was a bad team dad along the way, I consider that an absolutely luscious cherry on top.”

Keeley seems to be… broken, just staring at her, mouth gaping open like a fish.  It's not the amusement or glee that Rebecca had expected, and she suddenly feels uncertain.

"Am I crazy?" she asks.  "Is this a stupid idea?"

"Fuck no!” Keeley bursts out. “I mean yes, it’s fucking insane, who does that? But do you have any idea what kind of presence the Roy/Jamie shippers already have on Tumblr and AO3?"

Rebecca does not know what any of those things are, and she decidedly does not want to ask, but based on Keeley's excited bouncing and wide grin, they all add up to something promising.

[headcanonthings]

Jan: Everybody has a gay cousin Colin: Bitch I don't have a gay cousin Jan:... Everyone else in the locker room:... Colin: Colin: Oh shit I'm the gay cousin

[justsomefunshit]

I’m really curious to see how the show will deal with Roy’s aggression (and aggression in general). Like, just two episodes ago we saw Jamie flinch and recoil away from him, because he slapped a fork out of Jamie’s hand.

Last episode he (and beard) encouraged the rage inside the himbos against the west ham players. I know intention is more important than causation, but you cannot tell be that if Roy was still a player he would have head butted every single one of those west ham players (who did nothing wrong).

This episode he was just so fucking psychopathic that Trent dropped his mug and even beard looked freaked out. He’s scaring grown men in they’re workplace. That’s just fucking harassment. Trent doesn’t know him. They’re not close.

It’s been really disconcerting to me how much more aggressive this season is. How haven’t we seen the aftermath of the last game? What the fuck did ted say to the himbos? What will be the breaking point? WHAT happens to make it inexcusable anymore?

[buginateacup]

Question for the AFC Himbo girlies, who is your favourite background Himbo? I have a soft spot for both Winston and O'Brien

Some clarification, there are 3-4 levels of himbo to choose from

Tier 1: Significant character arcs and screen time. Isaac, Colin, Sam and Jamie all count as tier one.

Tier 2: Minor character arcs but decent screentime and plenty of lines Dani and Zoreaux.

Tier 3: Screentime and lines but remain the same beautiful idiots the whole way through. Richard and Jan Maas. Also Moe Bumbercatch but in the same way a fin breaks the surface and you know there is something much bigger under the water

Tier 4: 0-3 lines but present. Background himbos. Goodman, Winston, Babatunde O'Brien etc...

[coppermate]

Roy+Keeley/Trent Crimm/Zava scene: the one giant brain cell working against the Richmond himbos wreaking havoc

Chelsea locker room halftime scene: the one giant brain cell working for the Richmond himbos to help win the game