#ahit Mafia Boss

[bumbleberrybee]

anyone remember those Bow Kid edits i did back in 2022? well, i ended up doing edits for all of the Death Wish title cards back in March of that year too, and then just never posted them 😭

here they are now though!! i held off on posting them in case a mod was ever made for them, but no sense in holding onto them any longer since that hasn't happened yet :3

[milk-box-16]

Y E S

And also with the other adults (I know I missed some but shhhh...-)

[mothhue]

A hat under waters: Mafia reefs!

Shoutout to mafia boss for having one of the coolest weapon designs in the base game

[star-cooki]

Hattie is here to bring emotional support!

In struggling times, we all deserve to be happy!

[bonnielunkas]

seal the deal deathwish

[asterofthedeepforest]

I did a couple fusion things on Twitter lol

[bembwashere]

𝓦𝓘𝓢𝓗𝓔𝓢 𝓓𝓞 𝓒𝓞𝓜𝓔 𝓣𝓡𝓤𝓔

(GORE/BODY HORROR AND BRIGHT, VIVID COLOURS!)

I've always thought that the EX versions of the bosses should of been cooler, like some sort of design change instead of the rainbow effect they have in-game. So I've done a couple redesigns for the Deathwish versions of the bosses! (Excluding Snatcher because he's behind all of this and he thinks he's perfect 🙄)

The context is that Deathwish is where Snatcher has this sort of alternative pocket-dimension universe where the Deathwish challenges take place, and he goes around asking these other versions of the bosses what they desire most, corrupting them for his use in the hellish battles he puts Hat Kid against.

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I've had these in my files for a while but I've never known when to post em' because I'm honestly really proud with how most of them turned out. Anyways, hope you guys enjoy my takes on the Deathwish EX bosses! (Individual renders of each boss under the cut!)

[curhinlupez]

HEY GUYS, I’M BACK FROM VACATION

I am finally back to posting, and oh boy, my vacation was wild!

So it all began when I was busy in Subcon Forest, soulmaxxing and shadowmaxxing with my bro Snatcher like we always do.

Until my girlfriend and Gideon Graves came up and surprised us with a gift card for Waffle House.

I was hyped to go to Waffle House, but the closest and only Waffle House on the planet was in Mafia Town.

So me and Snatcher packed our things to take a trip to Mafia Town.

Sadly, my hot cat girlfriend couldn’t come, she said she was busy hanging out with Gideon.

And so, we got to Mafia Town.

It’s a pretty town, but what I loved most about it was that everyone was SO stupid, so I could make them sign my contracts with NO QUESTIONS.

I got like 24 soulless servants by the time I left.

But not everyone signed my contracts…

There was this woke brat who denied signing my not very sketchy contract.

Like, who does this little brat think she is? What makes she think she can talk back at the High Value Snatcher Males???

Schools with their woke ass stranger danger videos have such a tight hold on today’s youth, it isn’t even funny.

I mean like, I hate those woke ass stranger danger videos SO MUCH. Schools think they’re so “progressive” with their stupid ass “street smart” videos and classes. Kidnapping would be so much freaking easier without them, but some dushbag thought it would be REALLY GOD DAWM FUNNY if we tought kids about staying away from strangers. Like I hate this shit SO MUCH, SO SO VERY MUCH.

But one good thing that came out of this bitch, is that she mentioned someone that sounded like my good Snatcher pilled emo friend, Matthew Patel, and said he was being held hostage by the Mafia.

We were thinking about killing her with our Snatcher Male Powers, but after she told us that information, we let the wretch live.

After chatting with that woke beta minion female, we headed to The Mafia HQ, where they were holding our emo High Value Snatcher Male friend. While at the headquarters, we stole everyone’s souls who was there.

Matthew could hang in there. He could possibly be being tortured or killed, but he could possibly suck it up buttercup for a bit.

I mean, Snatcher was tortured and killed, but he turned out fine.

Also, the brat we were talking to was there, but she was cheering me on, so it was all good.

After 30 minutes of stealing souls, we finally get to the Mafia Boss, who was sentencing our Shadowmaxxing Soulmaxxing expert friend with mystical powers to death.

But we stopped him in his tracks.

He starting rambling about some bullshit about money, and being payed, and probably some confusing shit about the economy, and transactions, and Gideon Graves, and shit like that. But I wasn’t listening, I don’t know how the economy works or how money works.

I dropped out of high school to be a full time professional High Value Snatcher Male, of course I don’t know how money works. And like, what does money, the economy, and Gideon Graves have to do with Matthew Patel??? What’s all this talk about Gideon Graves participating in the economy by paying The Mafia Boss a good amount of money to kidnap Matthew??? Huh??? Why does he need the money??? Is this like some kind of math problem???

I WANT TO SAVE MATTHEW PATEL, NOT BE FUCKING LEATURED TO ABOUT THE ECONOMY

This is why I live in the woods.

So anyways, we destroyed the Mafia Boss.

Matthew remembered he had mystical powers and could untie himself very easily.

Once we have defeated the Mafia Boss, we crowned Matthew the new ruler of Mafia Town. With Matthew now in charge, he vowed to rule over his new kingdom with an iron fist and to make it a better place. And to show gratitude to the mustached girl, we have bestowed upon her to be vice minister.

You know, mustache girl isn’t as woke and minion male as I thought she would be. I thought she would be all into stranger danger and being street smart, and yeah, she kinda is, but really, she’s just a pretty cool kid. She isn’t too woke, I was just angry she wouldn’t sign my obviously sketchy contract. So to show my appreciation towards her cheering me on while I steal everyone’s souls, I will grant her the title as a Jr. Snatcher Female. She has great protential to become a first ever High Value Snatcher Female one day.

After all of that, we finally went to Waffle House and ate a lot of bacon.

Man, this was a long post..

SnatcherMaleQuote of the Day:

(MATTHEW IS BACK TO DAILY SNATCHERMALEQUOTES, LETS GO!!!)

[parab0mb]

I made it! And in time! Despite some tribulations, I managed to complete this art piece for @hatstacheweek right on time for the first day’s theme of Summer/Beach/Pride (wasn’t sure if all the themes were required but I got em all anyway). I'm normally pretty ambivalent when it comes to shipping, but the Hatstache ship is cute and has grown on me a bit, enough so that I decided to put something together this year.

So please enjoy this alternative AHiT ending where Hat Kid gets to actually spend some time with Mustache Girl and enjoy a day at the (formerly) Mafia Town beach (also they have some kind of strange bacon towel, how about that 🙂).

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Its admittedly not the most inspired drawing, and I tried to do something different with the shading this time around but kinda got lazy towards the end so the quality is all over the place, but I'm actually really happy with this piece: Its definitely one of the more detailed things I've drawn in a while (I even included a background! 😲) and I've been struggling with art motivation-wise for a while now but I genuinely enjoyed working on this from beginning to end.

If time allowed I honestly woulda worked on it even more, but I was determined to post it on time, so I'm satisfied with it as is.

[muffinpost]

hello <= }

[just-another-random-cloud]

Mu, deeply traumatized by the Mafia so much she can barely tell right from wrong:

Mafia Boss: I didn't teach her that!

[mysteryman-17]

Admittedly don't have anything funny to add today. Been dealing with COVID again for the first time in two years, and my brain's been out of sync with me. anyway fuckin uhhhhh Be sure to listen to the HQ upload + read any in-depth notes over on SoundCloud!

[milk-box-16]

So… Hat Kid's favorite day arrived

Happy boop day!!!

[mothhue]

Crab mafia gives me strength (draw the jar version of he /nf)

Okay but be careful, that's an alarming amount of grumpy trapped in a very small space

[star-cooki]

[faerieostara]

Some Mafia Boss and Conductor doodles!