#alana diaz

[pxperplxnets]

2. a kiss where it doesnt hurt

this is part of the new series that i am writing. i took the concept and prompts from yurawiththegoodhair on ao3, and i will be writing them for the couples that i see most fitting for the respective prompt. i hope you like them!

summary: second part of the 50 kisses series, a kiss where it doesnt hurt.

pairing: conrad laursen x alana diaz.

conrad and alana character descriptions

word count: 629

lowercase intended!

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“im going to die” alana cried. tears pricked from her eyes as she laid in pain.

“everything is alright, lana. you’ll be okay.” conrad caressed her hair softly, trying to soothe the pain.

“it hurts, connie” the girl whined.

everything hurt and she felt her life slipping away from her body slowly, she could see the light.

or so she said.

everything went wrong for her that week. she suffered from a really bad undertow while surfing one of the best swells of the year, which left her body extremely sore. of course, this happened two days before she had to get in a plane and fly halfway across the world to go visit her boyfriend in his home country for the first time. then, it turns out that she was not made for the copenhagen weather and got a horrible cold that made her throat sore and gave her a runny nose. and since life for her is always great, she got her period a day after arriving.

now, she found herself laying on her boyfriend's bed, her muscles, throat, and head aching and with a completely blocked nose. He sat on the edge of the bed, scratching her head lightly while she whined.

“you’ll be fine, it will pass in like three days” conrad let out a chuckle.

seeing his girlfriend be in so much pain hurt him, since he would never want to see her suffer. however, she was being so incredibly dramatic that it was a bit funny.

“you don't understand, conrad. everything hurts” she complained, a fresh set of tears falling from her eyes.

“im sorry, babe. can i do something to make it better?” he asked, looking at her adoringly.

that soothed the pain slightly. she couldn't believe that the first time she went to his home country, after not seeing him for months, she was that sick. everything hurt and she swore she had seen a light, but having conrad there for her, taking care of her and looking at her so dearly warmed her heart immensely.

“i want cuddles and kisses, but i don't want to get you sick so you need to leave some space for jesus” she was so mad that she couldn't just cuddle him and smother him with kisses like she had initially planned to.

“im okay with getting sick, you’ll just have to take care of me.” he stuck his tongue out to her jokingly.

“nope, you can’t get sick because then we can’t do anything.” alana complained, she was conscious that she was contradicting herself and possibly acting like a child, but she was in too much pain to care.

conrad chuckled softly, humoured by his girlfriend's whines. he thought about it for a second. if he couldn't distract her with kisses since she wasn't going to let him kiss her so he wouldn't get sick, he had to think of something else.

a slight surprise was laced to her eyes as he kissed her hand softly, she watched as he repeated the same process on her other hand before lacing his fingers with hers once again.

“what was that?” the girl asked. kissing hands is not a weird concept, but he had never done it to her and had surprised as well as confused her.

“i thought i would kiss where it doesn't hurt, but i couldn't think of any other places” his cheeks were slightly pink with embarrassment.

she awed and squeezed his hand.

“i mean, your feet don't hurt but im not about to do that” he chimed in “unless you're into that” he joked, wiggling his eyebrows suggestively.

“eww!” she exclaimed, laughing while pushing him off of her, making him laugh as well.

in the end, he succeeded in distracting her.

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authors notes:

im writing this bc im in her exact situation than alana except im not in copenhagen or have boyfriend to take care of me and i also want conrad to come make me feel better.

[polls4you]

Favorite Bisexual Character! (First Round)

[svankmajerbaby]

ANÍBAL

(si Hannibal fuese una serie de la TV Pública)

Federico D'Elía como Aníbal Lecter

Chino Darín como Guillermo Carvallo

Alberto Ajaka como José Cáceres

Julieta Díaz como Alana Blum

Gina Mastronicola como Ailén Herrera

[ofdecode]

open starter: alana diaz, 23, bisexual, actress. connections: f/m/nb

"i just thought, since we're spending so much time together, we might as well get to know each other a little better..."

[blahblahblees]

ヽ｀、☁ヽ｀─── READ YOUR MIND

aka who i write for & masterlist

shows

my life with the walter boys

cole walter

alex walter

danny walter

jackie howard

lab rats (elite force)

adam davenport

bree davenport

chase davenport

mighty med

kaz

oliver

skylar storm

wizards of waverly place

justin russo

alex russo

max russo

good luck charlie

pj duncan

teddy duncan

gabe duncan

girl meets world

riley matthews

maya hart

lucas frair

farkle minkus

zay babineaux

suite life on deck

zack martin

cody martin

austin and ally

austin moon

kickin’ it

jack brewer

kim crawford

jerry martinez

high school musical: the musical: the series

ricky bowen

nini salazar-roberts

gina porter

ej caswell

mack alana

jet

maddox

cobra kai

miguel diaz

eli “hawk” moskowitz

robby keene

tory nichols

samantha “sam” larusso

anthony larusso

demetri alexopoulos

victorious

tori vega

andre harris

beck oliver

jade west

robby shapiro

cat valentine

trina vega

henry danger

henry hart

the summer i turned pretty

isabel “belly” conklin

conrad fisher

jeremiah fisher

steven conklin

taylor jewel

cam cameron

gen v

marie moreau

jordan li

emma meyer

sam riordan

luke riodan

cate dunlap

school spirits

maddie nears

wally clark

simon elroy

xavier baxter

that 90s show

jay kelso

nate runck

movies

diary of a wimpy kid

rodrick heffley

descendants

mal bertha

evie

jay

carlos de vil

ben florian

z-o-m-b-i-e-s

zed necrodopolis

wyatt lykensen

teen beach movie

brady

mack

high school musical

troy bolton

gabriella montez

chad danforth

sharpay evans

miscellaneous

masterlist yipyip!

wattpad fanfics!

[2ndstar-ontheright]

My Autistic Headcanons as a Neurodivergent Gremlin :D

Peter Parker- From the MCU and The Amazing Spiderman films

Ned Leeds from Spider-Man-

MJ (Michelle Jones) from Spider-Man- 

Black Widow aka Natasha Romanov from the MCU & Marvel Comics- 

Yelena Belova- 

Shaun from Shang-Chi and The Legend of The 10 Rings- 

Xu Xialing- 

Katy Chen- 

Cassandra Cain from the DC Comics- 

Pamela Isely (Poison Ivy) from DC in general- 

Prince Zuko from Avatar The Last Airbender- 

Sokka from Avatar the Last Airbender- 

Yakko Warner from Animaniacs- 

Wakko Warner from Animaniacs- 

Ford Pines from Gravity Falls- 

Mabel Pines from Gravity Falls- 

Bob Belcher- 

Tina Belcher- 

Gene Belcher- 

Pearl from Steven Universe- 

Peridot- 

Connie- 

Aziraphale from Good Omens- 

Remus Lupin from Harry Potter- 

Hermione Granger- 

Luna Lovegood- 

Harry Potter- 

Newt Scamander from Fantastic Beasts- 

Din Djarin from The Mandalorian- 

Rey from Star Wars- 

Finn from Star Wars- 

Raven from Teen Titans 2003-

Starfire- 

Cyborg-

Robin- 

Belle from Beauty and The Beast- 

Lilo from Lilo and Stitch- 

Jim Hawkins from Treasure Planet- 

Anna from Frozen and Frozen 2- 

Rapunzel from Tangled- 

Jack Skellington from The Nightmare Before Christmas- 

Edward Scissorhands- 

Kim Boggs from Edward Scissorhands- 

Wednesday Addams from both The Addams Family and Wednesday- 

Luz Noceda from The Owl House- 

Beth Harmon from The Queen’s Gambit- 

Evan Hansen from Dear Evan Hansen (The musical and the book)- 

Alana Beck from Dear Evan Hansen- 

Christine Canigula from Be More Chill- 

Jeremy Heere from Be More Chill- 

Usnavi De La Vega from In The Heights- 

Matilda Wormwood- 

Alice from Alice In Wonderland- 

Wendy Darling from Peter Pan- 

Mary Anne Spier from The Babysitter’s Club (the book and Netflix series)- 

Nick Carraway from The Great Gatsby- 

Ponyboy Curtis from The Outsiders- 

Holden Caulfield from The Catcher in the Rye- 

Captain Raymond Holt from Brooklyn Nine-Nine- 

Rosa Diaz- 

Charles Boyle- 

Amy Santiago-

Jake Peralta- 

And finally my most recent one, Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad- 

Soo yeah! That’s pretty much it for now :D Thanks for reading if you made it to the end heh I know it’s a l o t. Oh and I’m aware that some of these characters are problematic and I’m not trying to absolve or woobify them in anyway. Some of them are bad, I just see them as autistic as I see a lot of my own personal traits in them, y’know? 

[thecinemarattifilmclub]

Join us as we celebrate the films that we love starting with Movies That Make You Want to HUG the Weekend! The List, in no particular order:

Tenet In Her Shoes John Wick Chicago It's Complicated Train to Busan Honorable Mention: Call Me By Your Name, I Am Legend

Tenet, 2020 From the opening scene, Tenet is an electrifying blend of heart-pounding action and mind-bending science fiction. Director Christopher Nolan delivers a captivating and visually stunning film. The Protagonist, portrayed by John David Washington, is a complex figure who moves through the film asking the same questions we have as viewers. The cast is fantastic, and there's this one unforgettable scene towards the end where The Protagonist has a revelatory, emotionally charged moment with Neil, Robert Pattinson's character, that leaves you heartbroken. I love this movie and will watch it again and again! -Alana

In Her Shoes, 2005 Often overlooked in the flurry of rom-coms released in the early aughts, director Curtis Hanson’s In Her Shoes exists as one of the most endearing films of the genre. In this 2005 gem, the film’s leads, Toni Collette, Cameron Diaz, and Shirley MacLaine, each deliver performances that are beautifully nuanced in telling the story of two estranged sisters finding their way back to each other, and themselves, after reconnecting with their estranged grandmother. Yes, this is a story about love - the unexpected ways we might find it, learning to permit ourselves to experience it, how it profoundly changes us, and what we are willing to do to rebuild it after it’s been broken - but this film is about so much more than that. In Her Shoes pulls the curtain back on how grief and mental illness change our relationships in ways that can reverberate through generations and how we might be able to pick up the pieces and build something beautiful for ourselves. This movie fundamentally changed me when I first watched it. I love watching movies exploring the depths of sisterhood, both loving and complicated, and this one just means so much to me. -Victoria John Wick, 2014 Keanu Reeves, a fan favorite, is dynamite in the John Wick series. The movies are action-packed, well-acted, and feature a simple yet intriguing storyline. Whenever I'm in the mood for an exciting film with snappy dialogue and an interesting cast, I always turn to a John Wick film. Among the series, the original John Wick is my go-to because what's more exhilarating than a grieving hitman seeking vengeance for his puppy and his car? I mean, if "you've effed with the wrong one" was a person, it'd be John Wick. I'm here for it! -Alana Chicago, 2002 Based on the 1926 play and 1975 stage musical of the same name, 2002’s Chicago is a soaring accomplishment from director Rob Marshall. This musical crime dramedy tells the spellbinding tale of Roxie Hart and Velma Kelly, both inmates on Murderess’ Row at Cook County Jail, as they chase celebrity and notoriety while awaiting trial. What is at once a tour-de-force of its own merit is also an enchanting homage to its source material, this film is one I simply cannot get enough of. The performances from Renee Zellweger, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Richard Gere, and Queen Latifah are electrifying and completely mesmerizing, each wholly embodying their lauded characters. Aside from the spectacular acting each delivers in this film, the musical performances are simply out of this world, with credit to the original music and lyrics by John Kander and Fred Ebb respectively, of course, but the production comes to life in a whole new way on the big screen. I watch this film a few times a year and highly recommend keeping the soundtrack in your rotation. -Victoria It’s Complicated, 2009 Oscar-nominated writer and director Nancy Meyers followed up a legendary four-film run (The Parent Trap, What Women Want, Something’s Gotta Give, and The Holiday) with 2009’s rom-com It’s Complicated. Starring Meryl Streep, with charming supporting performances from Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin, this film follows a 10-years divorced baker as she navigates life as an empty-nester and discovers what might be next for her - which appears to include an affair with her now-married ex-husband (Baldwin) and a blossoming romance with the architect remodeling her home (Martin). This film explores the complications of divorce and moving on, while highlighting the joys and pits of rediscovering yourself, especially in your golden years. While this film was met with mixed reviews from critics, there is an undeniable sense of the Nancy Meyers charm that makes it the cozy and beloved film it is to me. Like any Meyers film, the set design is a character and story to discover in itself and perhaps one of my favorite elements of this movie - it’s an aesthetic feast! I have loved this movie for years and it’s one of those movies that pulls on your heartstrings, tickles your funny bone, and makes you feel hopeful for the future by the final scene. -Victoria

Train to Busan, 2016 Train to Busan is an electrifying and almost unmatched zombie film. Like any good movie, it has emotional depth. Your investment in the characters and their survival catapults you from scene to scene. Yeon Sang-ho’s directorial choices build the tension and suspense required for the film’s propulsion, but he also incorporates space for you to catch your breath. And with this plot, you'll need it. Gong Yoo and Ma Dong-seok are a great pair, using their ingenuity and sheer power to fight their way through zombie hoards. Whenever I'm looking for something exciting to watch, this film never fails to deliver. -Alana

[sapphiccharacterstournament]

Masterpost of every character who has already competed

We do take requests for future brackets! Before you request a character be included in a future bracket, check this list first to make sure they haven't already competed.

Lena Adams Foster (The Fosters) Elida Al-Feyr (Vagrant Queen) Nyssa Al Ghul (Arrow) Cassie Ainsworth (Skins) Luisa Alver (Jane the Virgin) Winter Anderson (American Horror Story: Cult) Miss Audrey (Snowpiercer) Babs (A Series of Unfortunate Events) Saanvi Bahl (Manifest) Bambi (Minx) Josephine Barry (Anne with an E) Sister Beatrice (Warrior Nun) Bilquis (American Gods) Maya Bishop (Station 19) Sarah Bishop (A Discovery of Witches) Alana Bloom (Hannibal) Cheryl Blossom (Riverdale) Anne Bonny (Black Sails) Kelly Booth (Black Mirror) Nova Bordelon (Queen Sugar) Nancy Botwin (Weeds) Dana Bryant (Mythic Quest) Robin Buckley (Stranger Things) Lena Burnham (Ray Donovan) Calliope Burns (First Kill) Delia Busby (Call the Midwife) Amanita Caplan (Sense8) Wendy Carr (Mindhunter) Chanel #3 (Scream Queens) Max Chapman (A League of their Own) Piper Chapman (Orange is the New Black) Denise Christopher (Timeless) Grace Choi (Black Lightning) Cassandra Cillian (The Librarians) Jade Claymore (Willow) Dani Clayton (The Haunting of Bly Manor) Raelle Collar (Motherland: Fort Salem) Dulcie Collins (Deadloch) Delphine Cormier (Orphan Black) Theo Crain (The Haunting of Hill House) Frannie Crowne (Brave New World) Moiraine Damodred (The Wheel of Time)

Alex Danvers (Supergirl) Ashley Davies (South of Nowhere) Carina DeLuca (Station 19) Jo Deluca (A League of Their own) Bo Dennis (Lost Girl) Clare Devlin (Derry Girls) Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) Franky Doyle (Wentworth) Camina Drummer (The Expanse) Waverly Earp (Wynona Earp) Kat Edison (The Bold Type) Philippa Eilhart (The Witcher) Mabel Elmsworth (The Buccaneers) Camile Engelson (Stitchers) Eretria (The Shannara Chronicals) Isobel Evans (Roswell New Mexico) Dana Fairbanks (The L Word) Juliette Fairmont (First Kill) Emily Fields (Pretty Little Liars) Veronica Fisher (Shameless) Fleabag (Fleabag) Flower (Ghosts) Gabrielle (Xena: Warrior Princess) Lupe Garcia (A League of Their Own) Bibi Garvey (Bad Sisters) Mirror Philippa Georgiou (Star Trek: Discovery) Gigi Ghorbani (The L Word: Gen Q) Stella Gibson (The Fall) Sue Gilbert (Dickinson) Emily Grace (Murdoch Mysteries) Yara Greyjoy (Game of Thrones) Monet de Haan (Gossip Girl) Judy Hale (Dead to Me) Yuri Han (XO, Kitty) Millie Harcourt (The Bletchley Circle) Nicole Haught (Wynonna Earp) Lauren Heller (Younger) Emma Hernandez (Vida) Pamela Isley (Batwoman) Susan Ivanova (Babylon 5) Bradley Jackson (The Morning Show) Alice Jones (Once Upon a Time) Tara Jones (Heartstopper) Quinn Joseph (Harlem) Kate (One Mississippi) Annalise Keating (How to Get Away with Murder) Tina Kennard (The L Word) Kennedy (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Yasmin Khan (Doctor Who)

Aneela Kin Rit (Killjoys) Camille L'Espanaye (The Fall of the House of Usher) Victorine LaFourcade (The Fall of the House of Usher) Lagertha (Vikings) Shelly Lambert (Minx) Sara Lance (Arrowverse) Lauren Lewis (Lost Girl) Lexa (The 100) Maggie Lin (Saving Hope) Anne Lister (Gentleman Jack) Veronica Lodge (Riverdale) Santana Lopez (Glee) Lucretia (Spartacus) Lyria (The Shannara Chronicals) Tara Maclay (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Elizabeth Macmillan (Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries) Queen Maeve (The Boys) Maggie (Good Omens) Sofia Marchetti (Sex Education) Margot (Once Upon a Time) Bess Marvin (Nancy Drew) Cara Mason (Legend of the Seeker) Max (Black Sails) Katherine Mayfair (Desperate Housewives) Ally Mayfair-Richards (American Horror Story) Mazikeen (Lucifer) Shane McCutcheon (The L Word) Betty McRae (Bomb Girls) Lake Meriwether (Love, Victor) Freya Mikaelson (The Originals) Sandy Milkovich (Shameless) Mabel Mora (Only Murders in the Building) Ellen Morgan (Ellen) Rory Morningstar (Lucifer) Aleesha Morrison (Upload) Hayes Morrison (Conviction) Blanche Mottershead (Upstairs Downstairs)

Mulan (Once Upon a Time) Leighton Murray (Sex Lives of College Girls) Raffi Musiker (Star Trek: Picard) Susie Myerson (The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel) Nadja (What We Do in the Shadows) Nicky Nichols (Orange is the New Black) Nico (Vida) Nina (Good Omens) Allie Novak (Wentworth) Dani Núñez (The L Word: Gen Q) Ola Nyman (Sex Education) Shona O'Keefe (This Way Up) Kelly Olsen (Supergirl) Van Palmer (Yellowjackets) Marjorie Palmiotti (Veep) Gail Peck (Rookie Blue) Aline Penhallow (Shadowhunters) Valencia Perez (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend) Laura Peterson (The Morning Show) Lindsay Peterson (Queer as Folk) Anissa Pierce (Black Lightning) Brittany S. Pierce (Glee) Naomi Pierce (Succession) Alice Pieszecki (The L Word) Eve Polastri (Killing Eve) Bette Porter (The L Word) Bill Potts (Doctor Who) Arthie Premkumar (GLOW) Amae Rali (Vagrant Queen)

Scylla Ramshorn (Motherland: Fort Salem) Amy Raudenfeld (Faking It) Logan Rawlings (Young & Hungry) Maia Rindell (The Good Fight) Arizona Robins (Grey's Anatomy) Eve Rothlo (How to Get Away with Murder) Root (Person of Interest) Willow Rosenberg (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Kenya Rosewater (Defiance) Susan Ross (Seinfeld) Siuan Sanche (WoT) Ellaria Sand (Game of Thrones) Jenny Schecter (The L Word) Jinju Seong (Snowpiercer) Seven of Nine (Star Trek: Voyager & Star Trek: Picard) Toni Shalifoe (The Wilds) Kalinda Sharma (The Good Wife) Carson Shaw (A League of Their Own) Sameen Shaw (Person of Interest) Leslie Shay (Chicago Fire) Amy Silva (Vigil) Bea Smith (Wentworth) Petra Solano (Jane the Virgin) Rose Solano (Jane the Virgin) River Song (Doctor Who) Kitty Song Covey (XO, Kitty) Serena Southerlyn (Law & Order) Zelda Spellman (Chilling Adventures of Sabrina) Maya St. Germain (Pretty Little Liars) Moira Strand (The Handmaid’s Tale) Della Street (Perry Mason) Tamsin (Lost Girl) Kit Tanthalos (Willow) Stahma Tarr (Defiance) Jamie Taylor (The Haunting of Bly Manor) Thirteen (House, MD) Thirteenth Doctor (Doctor Who) Tara Thornton (True Blood) Bess Till (Snowpiercer)

Tituba (Salem) Toni Topaz (Riverdale) Callie Torres (Grey’s Anatomy) Fabiola Torres (Never Have I Ever) Taissa Turner (Yellowjackets) Two / Portia Lin (Dark Matter) Alex Vause (OITNB) Mel Vera (Charmed) Villanelle (Killing Eve) Karen Walker (Will & Grace) Martha Walker (Silo) Poussey Washington (Orange is the New Black) Ellen Waverly (For All Mankind) Kerry Weaver (ER) HG Wells (Warehouse 13) Sterling Wesley (Teenage Bounty Hunters) Nora West-Allen (The Flash) Jayne Wetherby (Dracula) Lucy Westenra (Dracula) Ilana Wexler (Broad City) Ryan Wilder (Batwoman) Carol Willick (Friends) Lana Winters (American Horror Story) Bernie Wolfe (Holby City) Camile Wray (Stargate Universe) Xena (Xena: Warrior Princess) Meh Yewll (Defiance) Yorkie (Black Mirror - San Junipero)

[whiskeyswriting]

Meet Alana Diaz-Kent

Name: Alana Diaz-Kent

Nickname: Lan

Age: 27

Job: Motorsports Podcaster; created and owns MoreHer Sports Podcast

Description: Hazel eyes; curvy; strawberry blonde; 5’2”; size 12; speaks English, Spanish, learning French and Italian

Relationship Status: Single

Family: Michael Kent (Father); Jasmine Diaz (Mother); Unknown (Sibling)

Personality: An extroverted introvert; reserved; observant; determined; hardworking; caring

Background: Raised around karting and race cars, Alana always had a fascination for motorsports. While she never got behind the wheel, from the age of 10 she started to teach herself everything she could about motorsports. It wasn’t long until she started her own vlog on YouTube®️ and started sharing with others what she was learning.

Growing up, Alana’s family life was far from perfect. As an only child to criminal parents, Alana made sure to take her school seriously. The older she got and the more she improved her YouTube®️ channel, she was able to save money aside. At 13, her mother died. At 16, Alana was legally emancipated from her father.

After graduating from high school, Alana began to invest more in her channel and eventually made it into a podcast. She got her degree in journalism and communications. All this led Alana to interviewing racers and being invited to cover races.

[pinkp0ny]

#NEVERAGCD. an independent, semi - selective, mutuals only MULTIMUSE BLOG featuring VARIOUS CANON CHARACTERS from TELEVISION, CINEMA, & MIXED MEDIA. original character & crossover friendly. as loved by ELLIE, 23, SHE / THEY.

PROMPTS. STARTERS.

ALSO FOUND AT: @mercm0uth ( wade wilson ), @deathbr0ught ( fandomless original character ), @pridefound ( mac from iasip ).

MOBILE RULES & MUSE LIST UNDER THE CUT.

RULES.

001. hi! my name is ellie. i'm 23 and use she / they pronouns. a few things to know about me and this blog: i'm neurodivergent, which means activity may be spotty due to my attention span. this blog is strictly 18+ and mutuals only. if i follow you, it's because i actively want to write with you!

002. this one goes without saying, but any asshole behavior on the dash won't be tolerated. homophobia, racism, transphobia, antisemitism, misogyny, or any form of hatred will result in a block. anon hate and dash drama will result in a block. i reserve the right to block in order to curate my space.

003. there are LOTS of muses featured on this blog, most of which come and go via fixations. some may be added, some may be removed, but i'll always let my mutuals know!

004. i don't have any hard DNIs as far as faceclaims and characters go. i just ask that you practice common sense; if a character is bigoted in any way, i won't interact. if an actor/celebrity is generally what i deem problematic, i won't interact. always feel free to ask me to specify according to your muses.

005. some of my characters are not amazing people. most are flawed in some way, shape, or form. it's important to note that muse does NOT equal mun. i don't condone certain actions my characters might practice. if, for some reason, you don't want to view content from a certain muse, let me know and i can create a blacklist tag for you.

006. interactions are best kicked off with me by sending prompts to my inbox, and vice versa. i'm open to plotting, but i ask that you please excuse any inherent awkwardness if you slide into my IMs. my discord is also available for you upon request.

007. this blog may contain usfw content. viewer discretion is advised. i will write usfw content with those i feel comfortable with, and i'll ALWAYS tag any usfw content with usfw tw. general warnings for alcohol / drug use, trauma, etc, apply. if there's anything you want me to tag, let me know!

008. shipping will be based on chemistry for the most part. please don't force ship or automatically assume ships! again, the best way to test the waters is with an inbox prompt. if i see our characters potentially being romantically involved, that's a great first step towards establishing chemistry. be mindful of each character's stated sexuality.

009. as mentioned before, my attention span is extremely limited. i may respond to some things quickly and others may take a while. it's never personal. if you want me to respond to something and it's been a minute, give me a friendly nudge!

MUSE LIST.

TELEVISION.

9-1-1: evan 'buck' buckley, eddie diaz, maddie buckley.

bridgerton: anthony bridgerton, benedict bridgerton, colin bridgerton, daphne bridgerton, eloise bridgerton, francesca bridgerton, penelope featherington, kate sharma, edwina sharma, simon basset.

charmed: prue halliwell, piper halliwell, phoebe halliwell.

chicago fire: christopher herrmann, matt casey, sylvie brett, kelly severide, leslie shay.

chicago med: april sexton, hannah asher, natalie manning, will halstead, zola ahmad, maggie lockwood, sarah reese, crockett marcel.

euphoria ( anti sam levinson ): cassie howard, maddy perez, lexi howard, jules vaughn, rue bennett.

gossip girl: blair waldorf, serena van der woodsen.

hannibal: hannibal lecter, will graham, clarice starling, abigail hobbs, alana bloom, margot verger, ardelia mapp, beverly katz.

it's always sunny in philadelphia: dennis reynolds, dee reynolds, mac macdonald, charlie kelly.

killing eve: villanelle.

law & order: nolan price, samantha maroun, jalen shaw.

law & order: svu: olivia benson, alex cabot, amanda rollins, grace muncy, joe velasco.

law & order: organized crime: elliot stabler, jet slootmaekers.

mythic quest: ian grimm, poppy li.

new girl: nick miller, winston schmidt.

shameless: fiona gallagher, ian gallagher, lip gallagher, mandy milkovich.

scooby doo / mystery inc: fred jones, daphne blake.

stranger things ( anti duffer bros ): jane 'eleven' hopper, steve harrington, nancy wheeler, max mayfield, jim hopper.

that 70's show ( anti danny masterson ): eric forman, donna pinciotti, jackie burkhart, michael kelso.

the boys / gen v: cate dunlap, marie moreau, emma meyer, jordan li, luke riordan, sam riordan.

the office: jim halpert, pam beesly.

the rookie: lucy chen, angela lopez, tim bradford, bailey nune.

you: love quinn, guinevere beck, peach salinger, forty quinn, candace stone, joe goldberg ( REQUEST ONLY ).

FILM.

barbie ( 2023 ): beach ken, stereotypical barbie, basketball ken, tourist ken, writer barbie, gloria.

knives out: ransom drysdale.

MIXED MEDIA.

archie comics: archie andrews, betty cooper, veronica lodge, cheryl blossom.

the addams family: gomez addams, morticia addams, wednesday addams, enid sinclair.

the ballad of songbirds and snakes: lucy gray baird, coriolanus snow, sejanus plinth.

dc comics: harley quinn.

the hunger games: katniss everdeen, peeta mellark, finnick odair, primrose everdeen, annie cresta, clove, glimmer.

marvel: bucky barnes, wanda maximoff, the vision, tony stark, steve rogers, natasha romanoff, pepper potts, clint barton, yelena belova, kate bishop, sam wilson, scott lang, thor odinson, maria hill, sharon carter, peter parker, kamala khan, monica rambeau, carol danvers.

mean girls: regina george, karen shetty, gretchen weiners, cady heron, janis 'imi'ike, aaron samuels.

[nothingunrealistic]

the votes:

Isabel Santiago (u/s Heidi, Cynthia): “Jared has camp friends.” [🏕️]

Pablo David Laucerica (Jared): “Camp friends.” [🏕️]

Valeria Ceballos (u/s Zoe, Alana): “Camp friends.” [🏕️]

Coleen Sexton (Heidi): “I think he has real friends.” [❤️]

Alaina Anderson (Zoe): “Definitely camp friends. Don’t tell him I said that.” [🏕️]

Reese Sebastian Diaz (u/s Evan, Connor, Jared): “Camp friends.” [🏕️]

John Hemphill (Larry): “Camp friends.” [🏕️]

Gillian Jackson Han (u/s Zoe, Alana): “Camp friends.” [🏕️]

Micaela Lamas (Alana): “Camp friends.” [🏕️]

Daniel Robert Sullivan (u/s Larry): “He has real friends!” [❤️]

Lili Thomas (Cynthia): “Camp friends.” [🏕️]

Ian Coursey (u/s Connor, Jared): “Camp friends.” [🏕️]

Anthony Norman (Evan): “Camp friends.” [🏕️]

Pierce Wheeler (u/s Evan, Jared): “Camp friends.” [🏕️]

Kelsey Venter (u/s Heidi, Cynthia): “Oh, he’s got real friends somewhere! He does!” [❤️]

Nikhil Saboo (Connor): “Camp friends.” [🏕️]

Jeffrey Cornelius (alternate Evan, u/s Jared): “Neither.”

the totals: 13 votes for camp friends 🏕️ / 3 votes for real friends ❤️

[im-defective-this-morning]

Female Engineers in Fiction

It is frustrating how a lot of the characters in tv shows and movies are for younger audiences and there’s very few female engineers in more mature films. (I also counted computer and chemical engineers)

Books:

Eleanor Arroway (Contact by Sagan)

Spensa (Skyward by Brandon Sanderson)

Moira Crewes (Seveneves by Neal Stephenson)

Dinah MacQuarie (Seveneves by Neal Stephenson)

Norma Cenva (Legends of Dune by Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson)

Alana Quick (Ascension by Jacqueline Koyanagi)

Cinder (The Lunar Chronicles)

Shuri (Marvel Graphic Novels)

Angelica Spica (DC Graphic Novels)

Harper Row (DC Graphic Novels)

Charity Jones (Snowed by Maria Alexandria)

Mercedes Thompson (Moon Called by Patricia Briggs)

Cloelia Alesca (Seven Devils by Laura Lam)

Asa Almeida (City of Shattered Light by Claire Winn)

Movies:

Audrey Ramirez (Atlantis)

Ghoulia (Monster High)

Robecca Steam (Monster High)

Ellen Ripley (Alien)

Olivia Octavious (Spider-Man: into the Spiderverse)

Honeylemon (Big Hero 6)

GoGo (Big Hero 6)

Tinkerbell (Tinkerbell)

Shuri (Black Panther)

TV Shows:

April O’Neal (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

Lena Luther (Supergirl)

Raven Reyes (The 100)

Asami Sato (The Legends of Korra)

Peli Motto (The Mandolorian)

Jemma Simmons (Agents of Shield)

Daisy/Sky Johnson (Agents of Shield)

Kaylee Frye (Firefly)

Princess Bubblegum (Adventure Time)

Mary and Susan Test (Johnny Test)

Reagan Ridley (Inside Job)

Quinn Pensky (Zoey 101)

Harley Diaz (Stuck in the Middle)

Felicity Smoak (Arrow)

Aviva Corcovado (Wild Kratts)

Hatsume (BNHA)

Sandy Cheeks (SpongeBob)

B’Elanna Torres (Star Trek: Voyager)

Jinx (Arcane)

Evelyn Deavor (The Incredibles)

Riri Williams (Iron Heart MCU)

[bluemooncove]

Julio's Biological Index Introduction and Entry One (Humans)

Greetings dear reader. You have either just, or very shortly will have, made the best decision of the year by purchasing this book. For it is written by the one and only: Julio Alberto Rodriguez famed Khmerian explorer! In my thirty years as a traveler I have seen near every nook and cranny of the beautiful world that we dwell in. I am certain that my reputation precedes me, yet for those out there living in a cave, let me assure you that I am without a doubt the most fit to author a textbook such as this.

For this guide presents a wealth of information on all the creatures living in our fine world. From civilized man to terrifying monster and all that falls between. I have not just studied these creatures but, in regards to the sapient ones, sat down and had a conversation with near all of them. On some occasions I may even included snippets of personal interviews I have performed. Who wouldn't want to know what the average Ogre thinks about Gale politics?

Accompanying me on this journey are several lovely assistants that I would like to briefly recognize. The famed traveler and hero Jadwiga of Wyclaw, the esteemed doctor Paracelsus, the erudite theologian Salazar Banquo Henri, the archeologist Nikola von Nikola, the talented alchemist Ichtaca Diaz & my long time friend and traveling companion Peke Alana. Each have provided a collection of annotations throughout my work which I have transposed to the complete edition. In some entries I have included extra comments from knowledgeable allies.

Why here is an example now

My friend, I consider your research to be an incredible process, however, I find when discussing the species who make up society you focus too much on their archetypal members. Painting a picture that does not account for how broad people can be.

You make a point, my friend, however I must disagree. Certainly it is true that any thinking being is capable of choosing their own path. I find it most effective to talk about the average life of one group, based on differently worldly cultures. Otherwise every chapter would be but a list of biological facts and a note saying "they vary greatly from one to another." It would not be particularly helpful information. Though I do find your point important. Allow me to add a disclaimer.

Disclaimer: This work is speaking in broad strokes and much is not applicable on an individual basis. Just to the general category. I, Julio Alberto Rodriguez, take no responsibility for any information considered inapplicable.

Now allow us to begin my book properly.

-Julio Alberto Rodriguez

Entry One (Humans)

My mentor once said that any proper journey starts with the familiar, so I have chosen to open this index with something that should be familiar to near all readers. The ever adaptable humans. A group that can be found in fair numbers everywhere but, at least no longer, have a home of their own.

Traditional legends say that when the gods created man humans were their first success. I can not speak for the veracity of such tales, for I know not the affairs of the gods, but this belief had resulted in the phrase humanoid being used to describe those with similar forms. Among some terms such as manoid or aelflike have become popular ways of dehumanizing the word. I will touch more on this later, but shall note my own preference for the term humanoid.

For what it is worth, humans as the genesis species of civilization is well supported within theological text going back millennia.

But less supported in archeological records. There is little evidence of human civilizations significantly predating those of other species. Given our lack of a homeland now it stands to reason we are among the later of species.

It is true that humans are biologically similar to many other species but I will save further comment for when Sir Julio addresses it more directly.

A sentiment often expressed by the uneducated and boorish is that humans are wholly average, lacking in uniqueness. This is primarily due to the perception that they do not excel in any physical manner. I, and the vast majority of educated scholars, refute this in its entirety.

I would consider the greatest physical trait of humans to be their environmental adaptability. Barring aquatic civilization, humans come to adjust to any habitat occupied by others. Gnomes such as myself struggle with living in highly elevated climates, such as mountain towns, it may not be impossible but the life never becomes easy. With time humans can live in hot and cold environments, arid and humid, subsist off of a purely carnivorous or herbivorous diet (though I would not call a limited diet healthy), high or low elevation, and just about anywhere else on land. This ability has allowed small pockets of human communities to flourish anywhere.

Additionally they are the species most compatible with the biology of other species. This allows them to both give and receive grafts from other species such as magical limb replacements or organs. Grafts from other sources have a high likelihood of being rejected by the body due to differences in biology but humans seem to not suffer this problem.

Humanity's status as a universal donor & receiver is one of the great mysteries of life.

Perhaps evidence for the genesis theory?

Humans also have particularly good health. They heal quickly and resist illness much easier than others of their size. Really tough too. In all regards they may not have the greatest fortitude but it is remarkable compared to many others.

They also withstand and resist magic better than most others.

My own experiences do not agree with this.

Setting aside the physical, I will also note certain social and mental aspects. In general, humans are remarkably social creatures. They always seek out connections and groups, integrating into them well. In many cities and towns there are not human zones for humans have ingrained themselves too thoroughly within its other communities to form pockets of their own. Despite this social inclination many indicate a strong wanderlust. This drives many to travel in one way or another. Explorers, adventurers, cartographers, traveling artists. These two factors in tandem contribute to the lack of firmly established centers of humanity.

Human values traditionally emphasize loyalty and tenacity. My grandfather often said Humans don't give up, on duty or on you (There's a similar saying on MokuMoku). I will personally attest that they make wonderful friends and trusted councilors or advisors. As I previously mentioned, many are also make skilled adventurers of one kind or another.

I previously mentioned that humans can be found just about anywhere but now I would like to address this point in finer detail. A notable contributing factor was the old Bismar Empire of near a thousand and a half years ago. Their Aelf rulers considered humans to make excellent subjects due to the many traits I have outlined above. Thus as they conquered more territory they moved great amounts of humans to those lands to maintain peace. This series of events if often known as the Human Diaspora. It resulted in humanity being scattered across the far reaches of Bismar territory. Prior to my authoring of this text, there was kingdom in our world thought to be the homeland of humans. Makedan, the only kingdom with a primarily human ruler base. Sadly, a little less than a century ago Makedan was destroyed by the Wicked Helspeaker Gevurah. Following this its population was forced to flee in every direction. Many still live in caravans that travel the world rather than settling down. It is true that a descendant of the royal lineage of Makedan still lives but odds are that kingdom will never exist again.

Outside of fallen kingdoms, humans can not be said to be the predominant species of any known kingdom. Their are established human noble families in most kingdoms, some even have human royalty, but they are not the predominant force among the ruling class anywhere, With Makedan gone, there's nowhere specific for humans to call home.

Not that many mind, we tend to be quite happy in the company of others.

A contemporary issue I feel important to touch on is a matter of developing anti-human sentiment. In regions such as the Gale Empire, where clan history is incredibly emphasized, outsider humans are often regarded with suspicion do to their tendency to travel. Granted, in this case, established human clans do not face any trouble. Yet, in some places, their status as eternal outsiders has begun to be more greatly emphasized. Perhaps the greatest example of this is the kingdom of Dressel, in which human nobles have faced revolts based upon their human nature. Stripped of property, wealth, and status due to the belief that they'll never be true Dressans.

A true tragedy, a friend lost her home amid this chaos. It's done horrible things to her health.

My thoughts in this entry, I will admit, have been scattered. For that reason I will close this entry on a simple message. Home is what you make of it, be kind and accept your neighbors. Whatever form they may take.

[a-is-love]

grateful eight

grateful for walter,  pointing out  the chrysanthemums in full bloom grateful for hilda,  sharing her gift through her students grateful for thu,  a fairfield coincidence grateful for judy,  a guide through this ocean grateful for michael,  he set up the tent grateful for jeremiah,  i had tears in my eyes grateful for jacquie,  she turned them into laughter grateful for david,  l’artiste      le bateau grateful for dathun,  my heart was so tender grateful for ken,   i heard yes from all seven grateful for the wish tree,    in the dark        in the light grateful for bakes,   a diamond in time grateful for white dove,    ornament of generosity grateful for new year,   liza minnelli grateful for takeoff,  a sign, a rainbow grateful for hung,    his love of photography grateful for thuy,   a tea ceremony grateful for dan & huyen,  an implicit support grateful for huy,    in a trip, i could heal grateful for diaz & maria  they lit her a candle grateful for evan   a friendship, so touching grateful for you alana   just you being you         is always more than enough i’m eternally grateful  a silence in bloom,       a dreamer under moonlight                  a song from the heart          

[ah-is-love]

grateful eight

grateful for walter,  pointing out the chrysanthemums  in full bloom grateful for hilda,  sharing her gift through her students grateful for thu,  a fairfield coincidence grateful for judy,  a guide through the ocean grateful for michael,  he set up the shelter grateful for jeremiah,  i had tears in my eyes grateful for jacquie,  turned them into laughter grateful for david,  l’artiste    le bateau grateful for dathun,  my heart was so tender grateful for ken,   i heard yes from all seven grateful for a wish tree,   in the dark      in the light grateful for bakes,  a diamond in time grateful for white dove,   ornament of generosity grateful for new year,   liza minnelli grateful for takeoff,  a sign, a rainbow grateful for hung,   his love of photography grateful for thuy,  a tea ceremony grateful for dan & lilly,  an implicit support grateful for huy,   in a trip, i could heal grateful for diaz & maria   they lit her a candle grateful for evan   a friendship, so touching grateful for you alana  just you being you   is always more than enough i’m eternally grateful a silence in bloom,    a dreamer under moonlight         a song from the heart