#aleksei jatp

[amythecinnabunny]

Me normally: too shy to add on to hcs or make hcs about OCs I didn't solely create for fear of not saying something the OP agrees with

Me about jatp: so Aleksei went to law school and he's technically a lawyer except he never took the bar exam so he knows all the stuff he's just not legally allowed to call himself a lawyer but that's okay because he's not really into that he's more of a creative person, probably hand stitched his husband's purple getup, is definitely down to be Dirty Candy's costume designer because the girls let him use insane amounts of glitter, buys all jatp records and merch because he thinks his son's boyfriend's band is Amazing and even if he didn't, he'd buy the stuff so his son can support his boyfriend's band. also Conrad doesn't like the nickname he got from Flynn, Connie, because he thinks it's soft and gentle and sweet but he's y'know tough and emo and Connie is for people who like to be nice and Conrad tOTaLlY hATeS bEinG NicE and lots of people think Conrad is a tough guy with a heart of gold but he's. he's just really THAT much of an idiot asshole. He tried to be nice once and he Zuko-passed-out afterwards. It's like his body is so used to being in asshole mode that when he genuinely gave Julie an innocent compliment once, his soul momentarily left his body. ALSO *goes on for 3 more posts about someone else's hcs & ocs*

[hollywood-hat-club-official]

JATP as HHC funtimes pt. 3

This time just the server mocking @fanfics-she-wrote

Tagging the hhc: @i-spit-on-fire @endless-navigator @random-nerd-3 @sunsetphantom @anythingyourheartdesires96 @themascot3000 @fairylightsandrainydays @mercer-miller-baudelaire

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My love, my love, my love, my love Won’t you stay a while?

“I can’t do this alone.”

[hollywood-hat-club-official]

JATP as HHC funtimes

Ft. @fanfics-she-wrote @fairylightsandrainydays @themascot3000 and @random-nerd-3

Tagging the hhc: @alex-mercerss @i-spit-on-fire @endless-navigator @anythingyourheartdesires96 @sunsetphantom

[hollywood-hat-club-official]

@endless-navigator & @themascot3000 still funny as ever.

[hollywood-hat-club-official]

So, what's it like on the discord server?

The mods, at any given moment, about any given tiny detail:

[amythecinnabunny]

Lifers and Ghosts of Tumblr,

The Hat Men would like to formally invite you to join the Hollywood Hat Club. Our lovely little corner in Hollywood -- ahem, Discord -- is a fun place where we gather to share our love for the most talented band ever, Julie and the Phantoms, among other things, and also where we make fun of Caleb Covington He Who We Don't Like, of the pretentious Hollywood Ghost Club.

Join us -- our club's initial founder and the reason HHC exists, Top Hat Man (@endless-navigator), our ever-observant and keen eye, Beanie Hat Man (@i-spit-on-fire), our talented and steady stream of angst and brilliant writing, Snapback Hat Man (@random-nerd-3), and the incredibly hyperactive and putrid speller, Bowler Hat Man (@fanfics-she-wrote) -- at the place where we're always making Caleb jealous.

Join the HHC to make friends, yell about what you love, learn about the OG Hat Man's origins, talk about Aleksei Covington, or because you want to start a revolution in our rival club, the HGC -- no one will ever know the truth. We, unlike Caleb, promise to welcome you with open arms and warm hearts and smiles. Not only will we feed you some stellar content, but we're sure you'll love it enough to stay without needing one of those death trap stamps.

So without further ado, we hereby open the HHC for new members, lifer and ghost alike!

We look forward to seeing you there,

The Hat Men

DM @hollywood-hat-club-official for a link

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JATP as HHC funtimes pt 2

ft. @fanfics-she-wrote and @fairylightsandrainydays

Tagging the hhc: @i-spit-on-fire @endless-navigator @random-nerd-3 @sunsetphantom @anythingyourheartdesires96 @themascot3000 @alex-mercerss

[hollywood-hat-club-official]

Other Hats of Hollywood

Let us introduce ourselves

We’ve got some time to kill

Consider us the pearly gates to your new favorite thrill

Settle down for some history or sell your soul to the other guy

There ain’t no price to pay and here there ain’t no misery

‘Cause on the other side, it's heaven every day!

~

Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do?

Hit that follow button, join our little club

Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do?

Show you a thing or two

’Cause you ain’t seen nothing

~

Life is good on the other hat of Hollywood

Life is good on the other hat of Hollywood

So welcome to the Hat fanclub

Where angst can make you cry a tub

Life is good on the other hat of Hollywood

~

Everything has got a price, but tumblr is free

Just so happens, you're in luck

We've got a hat for you

We could set the night on fire or break into the HGC

Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do, fam?

You choose your hat as we walk the line of crime to your wildest angst

~

Hit that follow button, join our little club

Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do, fam?

We got a story to tell

Life is good on the other hat of Hollywood

You ain’t seen nothing

~

Life is good on the other hat of Hollywood

So welcome to the Hat fanclub

Where angst can make you cry a tub

We don’t bind the rising souls

Life is good on the other hat of Hollywood

~

They deserve to be free

We got your hat, got your love

Got all the family you’ll ever need

We don’t bind the rising souls, they deserve to be free

Let us hear you now!

~

Yeah

We got your hat, got your love

Got all the family you’ll ever need

Watch us make you cry, watch us make you cry, love

Yeah

~

Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do?

Watch us make you cry, no, we won’t stop

Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do?

Amen!

Watch us make you cry, we’re ya number one cult

Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do?

We got a tomb with a view

Watch us make you cry, come on and send us what you see

~

Yeah

Ain’t it something?

~

Life is good on the other hat of Hollywood

Life is good on the other hat of Hollywood

So welcome to the Hat fanclub

Where angst can make you cry a tub

Life is good on the other hat of Hollywood

So welcome to the Hat fanclub

Where angst can make you cry a tub

Life is good on the other hat of Hollywood

~

Love live the dead!

Ain’t this the best?

[hollywood-hat-club-official]

JATP as HHC funtimes pt. 5

Ft. @endless-navigator @fanfics-she-wrote and introducing, @comeonpeters

Tagging the HHC: @i-spit-on-fire @sunsetphantom @fairylightsandrainydays @themascot3000 @anythingyourheartdesires96 @random-nerd-3 @mercer-miller-baudelaire

[hollywood-hat-club-official]

Can you please share your Percy Jackson tv show fancast 🥺🥺

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAA YESSSSSSS

Okay so this may get reblogs from the individual members because we actually have multiple optiona, so look out for those

but since Mara is answering this ask, we're gonna drop Mara's list.

Sonny as Percy

Owen as Dionysus

Booboo as Chiron

Steve Bacic as Zeus

Cheyenne as Hades (yes I'm still giggling about this one)

Carlos Ponce as Poseidon

Danube Hermosillo (Rose) as Sally Jackson

Madi for Aphrodite

Savannah for Athena

Sascha for Ares

Charlie for Appllo

Jeremy for Hephaestus

Jadah for Artemis

Taylor Kare for Hermes

(I made a joke about David Gandy as Persephone because David Gandy is our fc for Aleksei, Caleb's husband)

On one cast list, we set Madi, Jadah, Savannah & the guys as bg cabin members ,,,,,, like Sonny is being an awesome Percy during capture the flag in the first book and in the bg you see Charlie straight up deck Owen with a tree branch or something.

There are others on that I cannot recall but HEY HHC KIDS!!!! COME ADD THE OTHER CAST LISTS!!!

Tagging the HHC: @i-spit-on-fire @random-nerd-3 @sunsetphantom @anythingyourheartdesires96 @themascot3000 @fairylightsandrainydays @mercer-miller-baudelaire @comeonpeters @endless-navigator @fanfics-she-wrote

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[hollywood-hat-club-official]

Fruke got into the club, y'all

Ft wonderful additions from @endless-navigator and @themascot3000

[hollywood-hat-club-official]

JATP as HHC funtimes pt. 4

I made some edits to the chat because my brain broke halfway through

Ft. @endless-navigator @mercer-miller-baudelaire @anythingyourheartdesires96 @sunsetphantom

Tagging the hhc: @i-spit-on-fire @random-nerd-3 @themascot3000 @fanfics-she-wrote

[hollywood-hat-club-official]

Hollywood Hat Club WANTS YOU!

From Snapbacks to Top Hats, we have a cult for you! Come one, Come all, and found out which cult is for you! A simple quick quiz will let you know if you belong to the stealers of souls Caleb Covington himself! Or the lovely, kind, gracious, magnificent Aleksei! Or maybe you are one of the lucky ones who has managed to stay out of the full set of drama. Either way, we have a hat for you:

https://uquiz.com/quiz/wefGvM/which-hat-man-are-you

[amythecinnabunny]

I have decided. For 300 followers, here are 30 prompts that are just lines from my WIPs. Send me a prompt number + a character(s)/ship/platonic pairing and I’ll do a little drabble based off it. Alternatively, send me a number + “explain”/”context” and I’ll tell you a bit about the WIP and put the line in context. (Ignore the names, I copied these directly from various WIPs)

Also feel free to turn this into a prompt list ask game i’ll be genuinely curious to see anything else that comes of this.

I’ll write for the following fandoms:

Julie and the Phantoms

BBC Merlin

Harry Potter

Marvel

Miraculous Ladybug

The Order

Emma’s absence was tangible. It was a hole in Adrien’s heart that he could feel. He had never loved anyone like he’d loved Emma.

“If you bite me, will I turn into a vampire?” // “If I bite you, I promise it won’t be about letting you live further.”

“If I don’t make it back -- no listen to me. If I don’t make it out, you have to promise to stay alive. For me. You have to live if I can’t. I made my choice. If I have to pay a price like this for it, then that’s something I have to do.”

“I want one.” // “One what?” Sam asked stupidly, patting his pockets for the phone he’d left in the kitchen. Then he paused. “Oh,” he whispered, “a baby.”

Ani didn’t fancy explaining the difference between being the spirit of a dead person and being someone with ghost physiology so she generally just pretended to be a fifteenth century queen hellbent on haunting the organisation’s property. It was fun.

“I want you to stay so desperately. I wish I could find the strength to persuade you to stay. But I know you have to go and I know you’ll find me again. You always do, right?”

Myles was a soldier. Not because she wanted to be or needed to be. She was because that’s all she knew.

“Don’t worry. We haven’t added my blood -- or anyone’s for that matter -- to the potion so any large scale and or dangerous magic spells won’t come to fruition like time portals or. . .” Merlin trailed off at the look on Gwen’s face, His shoulders dropped. “I already did it, didn’t I?”

“Wh- Daisy?! No. No, no, no, no. You can’t have a crush on Daisy Louise. Reg, she will break you.”

Being a professional assassin was only fun when she actually got jobs. Otherwise she was stuck listening to Luke whining.

“It’s only been two hundred years. Angela Darling, we would never forget the promise of a saviour.” // “YOU TOLD THEM I’M A SAVIOUR?????”

Phoenix crashed through the window with a loud curse. Did she know she’d crashed into the house of the only superhero who could fight her? She stood up and brushed glass off her gray leotard. “Sorry. I thought the window was open.”

Dell stared at Kai like he’d grown a second head. “We are not throwing the king overboard.”

“If you ever touch him again,” Anna hissed, her dagger flush against the knight’s throat, “I don’t care if I bring war upon Camelot herself, I will slit your throat and leave you to bleed in the dungeons. Do you understand?”

Dealing with other people’s nightmares was easier than dealing with her own.

“This can’t be happening. I must be dreaming. There’s no way my favourite character in the whole world is standing here.” // “Why, River Farley! What a coincidence! You just happen to be my favourite character in the whole world!”

Clearly magic was an ineffective weapon when faced with Eddie and a tree branch in her hands.

“Call me a bloodsucker one more time--” // “Am I wrong, though?”

Amy stared at the chaotic mess that was her team. “Okay, so I’ve just decided that I’m your parental unit while Peter’s missing, whatever I say goes.”

Being dead was fun. Watching people slowly skew the story of your life, the greatest romance of all centuries, was decidedly not fun. 

“So I just have to pretend to date you for a month and I get to piss my cousin off? Okay!”

Given the equipment, Rae would have probably tried to become a vigilante at thirteen instead of eighteen.

“Trying to forget you has been one of the hardest things I’ve ever had to do.”

Launet was the kind of person who, upon being handed a baby, either wanted to kidnap it for herself to raise or chuck it out the window. There was no in inbetween.

“Breaking into the Hollywood Ghost Club was admittedly not my best moment but look me in the eye and tell me it doesn’t make you fall a little bit in love with me.” 

“Daisy, my love, I adore you. But I genuinely would rather walk into traffic than sit on your bike with you.”

Being dead wouldn’t have been such a problem for Aleksei if he didn’t have to go about his afterlife watching the love of his life making the world’s stupidest decisions.

“I ate a peanut.” // “Aren’t you deathly allergic to nuts?” // “Yeah.” // “Je- FUCK! Did it have to be now while I’m bleeding out?”

Romeo always thought that he’d cross over when Bella eventually died. He didn’t expect her to figure out a way to bring him back to life. It was annoying. This was the seventh door he’d walked into.

Promise me that when I die, you’ll get Buzzfeed Unsolved involved. -- seen @ 8.15pm

Taglist;

@endless-navigator @random-nerd-3 @fairylightsandrainydays @mercer-miller-baudelaire @sunsetphantom @futurearchaeologyprof @tmp-jatp @thesunsetcurvephantom @thedeathdeelers @authorpendragging