Had a dream that littlenightmares 2 had an update where they added a two player mode and you could get a different ending than the normal ending, but that was bc two player mode ended up being a borrowers au of little nightmares2 and you and your friend just had to play as Mono and Six together going around the house and trying not to get caught by the beans in the house
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Had a dream last night that I got married to this hot mf who looked like this celebrity that I’m obsessing with and we had so much sex on top of the fact that I got offered a job opportunity that gives me more money and then Tom holland and zendaya announced their engagement (even though it looked like a publicity stunt)
Then I woke up to a text message from my client asking me to walk her dog a second time a day for the next four weeks meaning I’m getting more money!!!!
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At this rate you're going to be on this shit site for the next 10 years reblogging your faggot mutuals
hell yeah brother like to charge, reblog to cast
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Spoilers for the Book of Bill
Been seeing a lot of people interpreting this as “Bill and Ford had drunk birthday dream sex” and honestly I can see why lmao 💀
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Skrunkly, and I mean this with my whole heart, the when
(Original)
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so let me get this straight: the try guys were quite literally living their best lives when ned decided to (again, quite literally) fuck around?
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I sometimes have extremely vivid dreams after experiencing insomnia, but nothing will ever beat the one time I dreamt of a gigantic mosquito floating above me like it was a dark souls boss to ask me with its booming voice “can I please suck you this summer” and I just nodded because what else was I supposed to do? Then it said “ok thank you” and gave me an awkward thumbs up
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In the hypothetical timeline in which Alex manages to break WInfrey out while still developing their Veldi form: Clyde & Winfrey offer them to find the specific features they want to have so they can go hunt together (((o(*゚▽゚*)o)))
I was talking with @crystallizedday @grape-of-agayte and @tigerarainbowra-blog and this funny bit materialized
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