#alex josh

[book-lover-forever101]

Ava: Let's get a cat.

Alex: No.

Ava: Please...

Alex: We already have a cat.

Ava: * confused * Where?

Alex: * points at Josh * He eats our food, lazes around in our house, sleeps through most of the day and is destructive and needs constant supervision to make sure he doesn't break anything AND he needs to be constantly stopped from making dumb decisions... Ergo, he's a cat.

Ava:

Josh:

Josh:

Josh: Meow, I guess.

[lemon-zesttt]

Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby

[typewriter-worries]

i want to live on his tongue, build a home of gospel

Absolute Solitude: Selected Poems, Dulce María Loynaz, tr. by James O’Connor ( @feral-ballad ) | Farewell, Arthur Hacker | Death Wish, Josh Alex Baker | L’Amore, la Morte e Il Sogno, Roberto Ferri | The Torn-Up Road, Richard Siken | The Fall (detail), Alan Stephens Foster | The 17-Year-Old & the Gay Bar, Danez Smith | Scene of Deluge (detail), Joseph-Désiré Court

[raggedy-spaceman]

"Amongst all of David's awards, you were recently named on the DILF list. Here's the top five: Pedro Pascal, Oscar Isaac, David Tennant, Mads Mikkelsen, Cillian Murphy. Oh, and Michael Sheen came in-" "Oh and where is he on the list?" "Michael Sheen's number six." "Number six! And just remind me where I am?" "Three, you're three." "Number three!"

Justice for Michael Sheen!

[tgifridaysisdaycare]

Erin Dougal instagram reel (13th March 2024 @erindougal)

Caption: "tag urself, I'm Luke" How?? do you accidentally dye your roots blue???

[penelopepitstopp]

Coupla more Taskmaster x The Onion

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[highladyofterrasen7]

Ana huang: writes any man

Me:

[dragonsareawesome123]

"So, how did [my father] protect you? What happened?" "He saved my life."

Josh Taylor as John Rider and Yaseen Aroussi as Young Yassen Gregorovich in Alex Rider (2020-2024), 3x04 - "Recruit"

[bookishpedia]

*Ava and Jules sitting in jail together*

Ava: So who should we call?

Jules: I'd say we call Alex, but I feel safer in jail.

[lighthousepigeons]

Rhys: Christian, we want you to be the godfather to our baby.

Christian: You know, I'm not really a kid person...

Bridget: You don't have to be the godfather if you don't-

Christian: No, that's my godchild. Back off!!!

[book-lover-forever101]

Josh: * reading a book *

Alex: You can read?

Josh:

Josh:

Josh: Stfu wdym can I read-

[emziess]

Your father was a hero. They both were. Alex Rider, S03E07 - The Shot

[lilyysilvaax]

[At Eldorian Royal Hospital]

*All the Twisted men and girls waiting outside*

Rhys : *while passing around the room* God… I want my baby to be safe but my princess to be safe too.

Alex : Calm down Larsen. It is a normal thing.

Rhys : SAYS THE ONE WHO DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN HIS WIFE’S WATER BROKE.

Alex :

Christian : Rhys calm down. Have the royals polished away your gruffness?

Rhys : SAYS THE MAN WHO IS GONNA EAT BACK HIS OWN WORDS IN A NOT SO DISTANT FUTURE.

*Everyone hearing Bridget shriek again*

Rhys : That’s it I am going in.

*sees the baby’s head out between Bridget’s legs and faints*

Everyone :

Jules : *clicking a picture* OH NOW THIS IS A STORY ALRIGHT.

[typewriter-worries]

It's world poetry day so here are some of my favorite poems:

Failing and Flying by Jack Gilbert

What the Living Do by Marie Howe

Night Walk by Franz Wright

Crossword by Lloyd Schwartz

The Great Fires by Jack Gilbert

Love Train by Tomás Q. Morín

Divorced Fathers and Pizza Crusts by Mark Halliday

Perhaps the World Ends Here by Joy Harjo

in another string of the multiverse, perhaps by Michaella Batten

acknowledgments by Danez Smith

Death Wish by Josh Alex Baker

San Francisco by Richard Brautigan

How to Watch Your Brother Die by Michael Lassell

You Are the Penultimate Love of My Life by Rebecca Hazelton

On Political(ized) Life by Kanika Lawton

All the Dead Boys Look Like Me by Christopher Soto

It Was the Animals by Natalie Diaz

In Time by W.S. Merwin

It Is Maybe Time to Admit That Michael Jordan Definitely Pushed Off by Hanif Abdurraqib

Dear Life by Maya C. Popa

I Could Touch It by Ellen Bass

To The Young Who Want To Die by Gwendolyn Brooks

Accident Report in the Tall, Tall Weeds by Ada Limón

[allelitewrestlings]

[coolchaosperfection]

Stella (worried) : Please don't do it!

Ava (annoyed): Josh don't be a fool! He'll kill you.

Jules (excited as hell) : Don't be a coward. Do it!

Rhys (smiling wide): Go ahead, Do it!

Bridget (glaring at Rhys): Not nice Rhys.

Josh (with a wicked gleam in his eyes): About to slap a sleeping Christan

Alex (on the edge of his seat): I'll pay you. Do it!

Josh five seconds later,

Hiding behind Stella and calling Christan every name while he runs after him with a gun in his hand