I love ‘average person’ x ‘someone out of their league’ where the person whose out of their league pines first. Not in a ‘average person is a self insert and the out of their leagues pining is just fan service to get your dick hard’ way, but in a ‘the out of their league saw the average person trip and fall flat on their face and thought ‘damn, their pathetic vibes and loser personality have captivated me’’ way y’know?
Alex Winter saying how he was Den Dad on the set of The Lost Boys - when he wasn't causing trouble of course..he was just 21 - for the two Corey's, chasing after them, trying to get them to actually go to bed, has just exploded my entire heart. He's such a cutie..bein' big brother to the Corey's😭😭
I am shook to hell that I actually got to meet this man in person..it's almost been a year and it still blows my mind
not "somewhere, possibly, in some other timeline, we might make our relationship work" but rather "it works in literally every other possible scenario, we're just supremely unlucky"
I love how both Alex and Morgan don’t give a fuck about when they’re hurt, but for two very different reasons
Alex doesn’t give a fuck because they’re basically God I doubt breaking a beer bottle on their hand does anything
Morgan on the other hand… They just lack self preservation skills. Not even like I don’t know where these bruises come from lack of self preservation skills no more like I’m covered in blood but it’s OK it’s mine….(the fuk???)
You know what I love you even more
Is how they both react the same way when the other is hurt you know the
Because I love making Tier Lists, this game is the current hyperfixation, and it has enough characters to have fun sorting.
It's weird gender envying same-face-syndrome dolls in varying wigs but game artstyle bad game character good what else is new.
Rules
Left-to-right ordering only matters in first three tiers.
As you can tell by the wording, this is about MY genders and preferences (except for the last two tiers). This is NOT best-to-worst gender but alexest-to-least-alex gender. For example, some of my favorite genders in the game are in "I don't want it for myself" section.
What I feel toward the character is irrelevant, though you can probably tell Gender is a factor in what I feel about a lot of them. For example Wanderer certainly has good gender even though I hate the character. This hurt me physically to say it.
As always, opinions are subject to change at a moment's notice.