Thanks for stopping by my ask blog! I’m Gus, owner of the Stardrop Saloon in Pelican Town. Come and have a seat, I’ve got a free drink for you on the house. No pressure.
I welcome everyone into my saloon, but let’s set a few ground rules for ask etiquette:
This blog is geared to be Safe-For-Work (SFW) since the saloon is a haven for all. Not-Safe-For-Work (NSFW) content is not allowed.
Please refrain from asking anything involving opinions of real-life people. My opinions of others are not important, but you can ask me questions regarding the townsfolk here!
Bullying or harassment of any kind is not allowed. This includes anything regarded to as lgbt+ phobic, racist, misogynist, ableist, and all else that is considered hurtful and threatening to a certain group of people. My saloon is never welcome for that kind of behavior. It leads to roughhousing!
Have fun! That’s what this place is for!
I hope you enjoy your stay here. Maybe even become a regular. Either way, I’ll always be here to lend an ear. Cheers! 🍻
All asks will be tagged with “Ask Gus 🍻”. Please DM the moderator ( @dropanostalgia ) for any questions and concerns.
Hey uh, it’s Shane. You guys probably know me on here as the alcoholic chicken man or something.
Leave me some questions, messages, or anything you want. I’ll try to answer them, but obviously I got some rules around here.
No NSFW asks. I’m not super comfy talking about that stuff. You can be suggestive n shit, but don’t cross the line.
Don’t be fuckin’ weird. The internet’s already a weird place, but the least you can do is not invade my inbox with creepy or disturbing messages. I can block you, y’know?
With that said, no discrimination or bullying of any kind. This is an ask blog where anyone can visit. So no racism, misogyny, lgbt+ phobia, or anything of that sort. I can also block you for that.
Try not to ask for my opinion on real-life people or issues. Not here to start a debate.
I think I said what I said. So uh, have fun asking. Do your worst. Or not.
All asks will be tagged with “shanes mother cluckin asks 🐓”. Please DM the moderator ( @dropanostalgia ) for any questions and concerns.
🛶💙🩵❤️🩵💙 it's a love canoe! send this to all the blogs you love! don’t forget to spread the love
Naurrr this is so cute ty 🖤 I'll take this chance to tag some of my fav peeps who share cute and fun Stardew art/writing/memes - consider yourself canoed
hi mod, do u have a sdv disc serv or something similar? (^_^)
If by "have" you're asking if I own one? No. But I am a member of the SDV Club Discord server run by @dropanostalgia !!! Really nice community full of really nice people.
Check out Gab's profile if you're interested. And check out their art too! It's very nice.
Hiii can we have a shane at sam’s ten heart event with that dialogue that’s like I really liked the bass part except sam’s band is playing the country music option and there’s no bass it’s one of my favorite moments he’s so funny wtf man
Sorry, Shane. No bass line here.
Also, yes, Serenity joins Sam's band!
If you’re reading this, hi! My name’s Gab. I mainly post art on here, but I decided to do something different this time.
Are you tired of seeing Shane slander wherever you go? Whether your Stardew friends are not understanding his appeal, or you see the comments section online calling Shane “the ick”, this post is for you.
Introducing…
THE SHANE DEFENDING MASTER LIST!!!!
This is a 29-page thesis about the community’s opinions towards the sad chicken man, Shane. I also dive into counterclaims and moral analysis on certain topics. They also include in-game dialogue from Shane and other NPCs in the game to support my points.
By the way, these are not just claims thought of by me, but it was mainly mentioned by the Stardew community. I went through several posts, such as Tumblr and Reddit, reading through opinionated comments about Shane, and that’s where I based my thesis on (it’s also why I decided to call it a thesis since I call it my research I suppose, even though it’s not for academic purposes lol).
One last thing I wanna say is that I hope I don’t offend anyone with my master list in any way!!! This is just for recreational and entertainment purposes, and it’s not meant to threaten or hate anyone here at all!! I cannot change your mind about certain topics, and that’s perfectly fine. The least I can do is not offend anyone with what I say, and if I do, please please please let me know 🥲
Anyways, take your time to read the thing! I wrote quite a bit on there since I consider it like a yapping session, haha. Hope you enjoy!
Feel free to add your thoughts in the comments btw <3 (btw y’all should follow my blog if you haven’t already ;) )