#alexa gregory

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

2x10 | 2x22

[southpark-trashfactory]

Finally finished the design refs for my favorite freaks. I wanted to give Damien multiple forms, since he's the antichrist (basically a demon) and I thought that would be fun. I gave him a big demon form that's supposed to be a mix of Satan's sorta wrestler inspired design, and what I feel like a 15 year old emo kid would think was cool and edgy/intimidating. I also personally headcanon Damien having a lot of insecurities and wanting to fit in with what he thinks is "the popular crowd", so instead of his natural form where he's more stocky and looks a bit more like his dad, he makes himself look like some sorta, emo bad boy cause he thinks that'll make him more popular with his peers. (The only one that knows he does this is Pip, and he thinks he's being silly for it) I also gave Damien a little ferret form, cause it started as a joke between me and a friend, but now I kinda think it makes sense, since the antichrist has that whole, "born of a jackal" thing, and Satan can take on the form of a snake. A ferret is basically a snake with fur. I also headcanon that Damien doesn't know Skillet is a Christian Rock Band. I also love Leslie and wanted to give her friends, so I put her in with Alexa and the Apple Replacement Friend from Human Centipad (My wife made fun of me for remembering he existed lol ) I headcanon that Leslie can change her face based on who she's talking too to suit their preferences, since she's an ad and is meant to be appealing.

[fnafsbheadcanon]

Vanessa: Gregory, where's Freddy

Gregory: He's with alexa on their honeymoon.

In one of the room: Can't help but falling in love with you plays

Meanwhile Bonnie is singing satisfied from the other room while crying.

[bruce-wyatt-burner]

👀👀

[nonesuchrecords]

Cécile McLorin Salvant performs “Optimistic Voices / No Love Dying,” from her Grammy-nominated album Ghost Song, live at Jazz at Lincoln Center in New York this past spring, with Sullivan Fortner on piano, Keita Ogawa on percussion, Marvin Sewell on guitar, Alexa Tarantino  on flute, and Yasushi Nakamura on bass. The songs were written by Harold Arlen/Herbert Stothart/Yip Harburg and Gregory Porter, respectively. 

[milliondollarbaby87]

Mr. Harrigan's phone (2022) Review

Mr. Harrigan’s phone (2022) Review

When Mr. Harrigan dies and his smart phone is placed in his pocket before the burial this was done by Craig a teen who had befriended the old man and used to do odd jobs for him. When he started feeling lonely he sent the dead man a message and finds out that he could still communicate with him when strange things happen after the messages. ⭐️⭐️ (more…)

[achungarchive]

Alexa Chung at the Miu Miu spring/summer 2023 show as part of Paris Fashion Week (2022)

[ghosthan]

A still from the animation I’m working on, Alexa play San Luis by Gregory Alan ISAKOV

[sourapplesauces]

Hey!!!! You should uhhh infodump about your FNAF AU, that would be really cool. If you want. Especially stuff about Vanessa maybe, she's my girl

Hi! Thanks for the ask! I always wanted to infodump abt this but I never found an outlet!!  

Gregory Alavarez

12 years old  

Argentinian  

Vanessa offered to get him a haircut, but he preferred the messy shaggy hair 

Has amnesia about his past life; he doesn’t remember his parents 

Vanessa caught him trying to pierce his own ears, later she took him to a proper piercer. 

When asked why he got the piercing, he said it was to match Freddy 

Has a tough bad-boy exterior, but he's softer when in Cassie, Vanessa and Freddy’s company 

Has like really good grades, he's a smart kid. 

Has a lot of sleepovers with Cassie where they just chill playing video games and doing each other's makeup and nails 

He also likes drawing and programming 

He gets night terrors, and a lot of nightmares of memories that aren't his 

He also HATES the dark, and he's a little bit claustrophobic 

Owns a TON of Freddy merch and he decorates his bedroom with it 

He sees Freddy as a parental figure, but he’s too shy to express it. 

Is GGY/patient 46

Vanessa Alvarez

24 years old 

Inspired off of her first poster where she had wavy hair and freckles (I just added a tooth gap bc I thought it looked cute.) 

Lesbian

Has little recollection of her time as Vanny, Afton put her to sleep most of the time- but she's had visions and physical scars. 

Pre-help wanted: her personality was bubblier, she had hobbies like baking, gaming and cosmetics. 

Post-security breach: she’s more on the quiet side, she can get anxious and depressed at times. But shes keeping her head up for Gregory (and she’ll learn to do so for herself as well). 

As for hobbies: She likes to read now, and she still bakes occasionally 

Can be unintentionally rude sometimes 

Her parents are deceased (backstory later ...*wink wink*) 

She lived at the Pizzaplex for a while, but after the savior ending she got a brand-new apartment to start things over. 

Vanessa and Valerie (tape girl) were romantically involved at some point, but were torn apart by glitchtrap 

Freddy and Gregory live with Vanessa in her new apartment  

Vanessa has legally adopted Gregory, but their dynamic is more sibling-like than it is parental. 

Glamrock Freddy 

His immobility slightly bothers him, not being able to express himself properly is the worst part of being just an animatronic head. 

Vanessa and Gregory like taking him on road trips to see more of the world, so much so that Freddy considers traveling as one of his hobbies 

Vanessa and Gregory connected him to the internet so he's basically like Alexa now (he's just sentient)

Him and Bonnie are long lost lovers (he hardly talks about it though) 

He's become a reliable source of advice for both Gregory and Vanessa 

Freddy is the peacemaker/glue/dad in the group 

Vanessa has been working for a while to make a body for Freddy, though the lack of parts available for him has slowed things down. They resorted to stealing from warehouses and recycling everyday items to create a makeshift body for him. Though it's only halfway completed in the present.  

He's really good at singing. Oftentimes, he finds himself singing lullabies to Gregory or singing along to tunes during road trips. 

He misses his friends a lot of the time, and he’s still a little frustrated with Gregory for treating them with cruelty. 

Dislikes conflict/ likes seeing the bright side of things  

[lovehypegirl]

・:〃➜ on god? platonic!childe x f!reader modern!au

You and childe settled into your bed late after school post project

He sat on the wall side of your bed and you sat by your nightstand with the fan pointing toward you hair to dry it quicker so you could do your heatless curls

In between you legs and childe's sat your computer where Legally Blonde played

A candy bowl sat on your lap since childe had his big back activities trying to eat all the candy in one go - so naturally you had to confiscate it

"I still don't get why you find Emmett attractive" the ginger commented as he tried to make a sneaky reach for the candy bowl

You slapped his hand away "I don't wanna hear your opinion bitch. You look like one of them motherfuckers from the lucky charms box"

"LUCKY CHARMS-" Childe whipped his head to you dramatically "I'll have you know that there are LOTS of people in this world who find gingers attractive"

"Yeah who?" you asked as the scene switched to Emmett driving Elle in his car "The voices in your head?"

"Says the girl who listened to boyfriend ASMR for three years straight" Childe bit back as you fed him a gummy worm "Ew bitch I hate this flavor"

"Just swallow the damn thing" you said as he twisted his face up in disgust "Oh Jesus Christ it can't be that bad"

"It issss" he whined

"Cry baby" you playfully nudged his head and his slammed it onto your shoulder

"Ow bitch! What was that for?" you yanked his hair

He let out an annoying little giggle as he took the opportunity to steal another piece of candy

"Man you're all over the place today" you guided his head onto your shoulder again as the movie continued to play

"What actors do you like?" he randomly asked after a while

"Miles Teller and Gregory Peck"

He paused and sat back up "Okay I get Miles Teller but GREGORY PECK??!! Girl bye"

"Whaaatttt? He's so beautiful though" you narrowed your eyes at him

"He's dead" Childe deadpanned

"Man you just don't get it now do you" you closed the computer when the movie ended and got out of bed

Childe followed you as you grabbed your silk curling rod and silk scrunchies

"Can you get my bonnet from my dresser?" you asked Childe

"Sure" he grabbed the pink silk bonnet and followed you into the kitchen

"Alexa play Chill House Music Mix"

"Playing Chill House Music Mix" the AI responded

Plisplaat by Bonkers began to play and Childe pulled up the curtains to let the sunset in as you pulled your hair into the heatless curlers and shoved your bonnet onto your hair

"Y'know...I've known you since what....kindergarten? And how could I never know you were into dead guys"

You tossed a box of strawberries and a bag of grapes onto the counter "I'm not into dead guy, but I think he's attractive" you shrugged as Childe got the sugar down from the top shelf of the pantry

"Okay but like...he's dead"

"Man, how many times are you gonna say that?" you washed the fruit and cut of the strawberry tops

Childe began to stab the fruit onto the skewers "Well I mean he is attractive...I guess...wait-" he slowly turned to you

"What?" you added the water and sugar together and put it over a medium flame

"Is that why you were acting up in freshman year of high school when we watched To Kill A Mockingbird? 'Cause you were tweaking whenever we watched it"

"Yo I wasn't tweaking" you shot back, kicking his leg as the water-sugar mix came to a boil

You and Childe took turns dipping the fruits into the sugar mix and placing them in cold water

"Please bitch you were. Oh and remember that time we went to Texas?"

"Why'd we go there anyways?" you replied as you got started on another skewer

"Girl i dunno but you met this guy at a rodeo what was his name...."

"Dallas somethin'-with-an-H"

"Dallas Hayes! Anyways, you were drooling over this guy like serious work"

"Who wouldn't drool over a guy who's 6'4", blonde, sun-tanned, built as FUCK, and a gentleman?" you raised your eyebrows

"He had his shirt off like all the time"

"Bitch please. No he didn't"

"Whatever, you went home going on and on about how hot cowboys were"

"Yo i'm tellin' you somethin' about them is just to UGH"

"Yeah no"

"See that's your issue you're so damn negative" you replied as you placed the finished tanghulu on a plate and made a new batch

"And don't even get me started on your whole Nightwing obsession"

"Man I ain't having this argument with you"

"It ain't an argument, bighead"

"Yeah it's verbal beration"

"Lookit you usin' your big girl vocabular-"

SMACK

"Watch it ginger"

© 𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙃𝙔𝙋𝙀𝙂𝙄𝙍𝙇 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟰 | modification and translation of my works on any platforms are strictly prohibited

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[555sage]

COMPANY w. gregory eddie

SUMMARY — in need of company after dealing with a breakup, she could only think of one person to call.

“Why won’t—this..ugh.” She struggled trying to get her tv to work after it randomly shut off. Usually she would be able to have it done, but for the moment she wasn’t exactly in her element. Breaking up would do that to you. Have you losing your mind, questioning what you did wrong, or what you could’ve done better.

“Fuck this.” Walking to the island counter where a half glass of wine stood next to the opened bottle of Stella Rose. She really wanted Hennessy, but she was in no mood to deal with the consequences in the morning. Finishing off what was left in the wine glass, she decided to just drink from the bottle instead.

“Alexa, play Go There With You by Victoria Monét.”

“Now playing Go There With You by Victoria Monét”

Humming along to the song while she took sips from the wine bottle, she was lost in her mind thinking of what could’ve been. Grabbing her phone off the coffee table, she got underneath the plush throw on the couch taking one last sip from the bottle before setting it down on the ground.

Going through her gallery she selected and deleted photos of them together—or anything even remotely related to his bitch ass. Liability by Drake plays softly in the back, tears spills from her eyes. Emotions running high she scrolled up and down deleting any and everything, she didn’t care.

Reaching for more wine she shakes the empty bottle frustratedly. “I do not need this right now.” Sighing she leans back on the couch to continue her deleting spree. As she scrolls she stumbles on a photo of all the teachers on their first day back. A smile creeps up on her face as she looks at the familiar faces. Looking at herself in the picture she looks at Gregory who had his arms placed around her shoulders.

All she could think about was how nervous she felt around him. When taking the picture she felt so small next to him. But, truthfully that was any and everyday with him. Just tall, smart, handsome—without a second to think she had her phone against her ear as the line rang.

“Hello?” A confused Gregory answered groggily, this made her look at the clock on her wall. 2:40am.

“I’m sorry- I didn’t mean to wake you. You know what it’s fine never mind.” She stammered. Her hand comes up to her face with a slap stupid hoe, she thought to herself.

“No no no, you’re good. I’m still up going through some lesson plans.” He reassured her. Even over the phone miles away he still made her feel a way. “Why are you still up if you don’t mind me asking?”

A heavy sigh came out from her two toned lips as she tried to come up with a lie. “Just can’t sleep.” She said softly running her hands over the soft throw blanket.

By her tone he could tell she was lying. It’s one of the many things he’s picked up on. How she bites her lips when she’s trying to concentrate on something, how her legs shake when she’s antsy, and how her smile makes him smile. He wasn’t going to deny his feelings for her, but the little devil on his shoulder would remind how it wouldn’t work between him. “You sure?” He questioned in a low tone.

Chewing on her bottom lip she held back the tears threatening to spill out. “It’s just I-I need some company.” She lets out the breath she didn’t even know she was holding.

“Talk to me Desiree, what’s wrong?”

“Can you come over?” Nervousness ran up and down her body. Not hearing anything from him she began to panic. “You don’t have to..I don’t even know why I asked—”

He cuts her rambling off, “Desiree it’s fine, just send me your address and I’ll be on my way.” With a smile on her face she sends him her address and the gate code.

“See you soon.”

Desiree launches her phone next to her and rushes off the couch to tidy up. Grabbing the empty wine bottle and wine glass, trashing the bottle and rinsing the glass. She lights the candle she had on her island counter. Passing the mirror in the hall she touched her bonnet covered head and adjusted her reading glasses—maybe she should get herself together?

But why? She questioned the inner her. Your man is coming over silly!

“Not my man, but okay.” She shrugged off the entire conversation she just had with herself and grabbed something more comfortable and respectful for her incoming company. A simple black two piece consisting of a tank top and biker shorts was more put together than just a large black tee and baby yoda slippers.

A knock at the door made her jump in her space, slipping her feet into her baby yoda’s she nervously walked to the front door. Taking her left eye and peeping out the peephole she could see Gregory standing there running his hand over his black durag.

“You came..” She said in a voice of shock.

His tongue swipes across his lips as he looks down at her, “You called.”

She opens the door widely for Gregory, stepping into her home the smell of fresh linen clouds him. “I just wanna say thank you, honestly Gregor—”

“It’s nothing.” He cuts her off as he strolls behind her, watching her as she walks—his eyes trailing up and down her body. His lips curls up into a smile when he notices her slippers.

“Do you want anything to.. drink?” She asks awkwardly catching him staring at her with a smile on his face. Beginning to become self conscious she’s moves herself more behind the island counter.

“Huh–oh no, I’m good thanks.” Snapping out of his trance.

To distract herself from the tension she got herself a bottle of water and instantly chugs it.

“Wanna talk about why you called?”

His question causes her to choke on the water, catching her breath she sets the bottle down.

To be honest, she really didn’t know why she called. “I- I honestly don’t know.” She shrugged.

“Lying doesn’t look good on you.” Gregory shook his head. “Come on talk to me.”

Making eye contact with him from where she stood was still intense even though the two were many inches apart. Now seated on the couch with Gregory next to her— he listened as she spoke about her recent failed relationship.

“You know.. I just pour my all into things and in the end I get burned.” She explained as tears threatened to spill out her eyes. His large hand ran up and down her back to soothe her. Looking him in the eye not saying a word, her eyes told him a lot more than her mouth could.

Unknowingly, they both leaned forward still looking into each other’s eyes. Their lips collide softly, Gregory pulls her closer with his hand under her chin with his other arm extended behind her. Their moment was short lived as she pulled away with quickness.

“I’m sorry—I didn’t mean to..” She looked away feeling embarrassed with herself.

Gregory drops his head as he licks lips tasting a hint of her fruity lip balm on his tongue. He peeked up to see her with her hands over her face. “Desiree.”

“Hmm?” She answered with her face still covered.

“Look at me please.”

His sweet yet authoritative tone made Desiree look up at him. “I’m not going to do anything you don’t want to do. You called, so I’m here. I want to make sure you’re okay.”

“I’m okay.”

“Positive?”

“I need you Gregory.” The words slipped from her pink lips like butter.

His eyes softened, “In what way?”

“In every single way.”

That was enough for her legs to be busted open—knees up against her chest as he stroked passionately into her. The warmth and wetness had him completely enamored with Desiree, maybe it was just for the moment but one thing for sure he wouldn’t and couldn’t let this be the last time to be in this position.

His both his large hands roam under her tank top and grip and knead her tits. “So fucking good..” She moans as he slides in and out of her.

“You gonna cum for me?” He grips her jaw and pushes his index finger in her warm mouth. She swirls her tongue around his finger and sucks it.

“I’m almost there Gre—

Her moans start to interrupt her from answering, the way he was up in her she found it hard to speak. Close to her third orgasm she tightened around him. “I feel you baby, I got what you want.”

He dips down to roughly kiss her, slipping his tongue in. “Shit Des..”

Pulling away, he slips out of her and busts on her exposed stomach and some drips down her pussy lips. Barely catching her breath Desiree was dazed from the dick he dropped in her.

He laughs quietly, “You good?”

“You slipped my wig back a bit, think I need moment.” She held up her manicured french tipped finger up at him. “Sorry for pulling up your durag too.”

“Let me get you cleaned up.” He shook his head with a grin on his face.

“I’m just gonna.. lay here.”

Gregory chuckled lowly as he got up to freshen both himself and Desiree. He damn sure is glad he answered that phone call.

[fnafsbheadcanon]

Freddy: Gregory, I know this is hard but you need to accept her as your new mom.

Gregory: Dad! That’s fucking Alexa!

Freddy: Watch you language Gregory, she’s sensitive. Right sweetie?

Alexa: A fountain is a Reservoir structure…

New ship acquired.

[ricky-tiki-tah]

Your au makes me happy. Do you have any little tidbits of information that are unlikely to be used for anything, but remain in the back of your mind regardless? Kinda like the TV preferences thing. I'd love to hear anything you're willing to share.

I’m glad you like it, this au and it’s versions of the characters are my children I love them so much!

- FazMike is able to hack into just about anything due to Freddy being connected to the internet.

- Jeremy was kicked out for being trans and was in the process of looking for a place while working at the fnaf 2 location. Freddy did a background check and then Mike invited him to live with them and Evan.

- Mike hates talking to people because he twitches and stutters due to being fused with Freddy. Freddy usually takes over and it’s very disconcerting to the person they’re talking with because they go from Mike’s strange mix of American-English accent, to Freddy’s more “customer service” way of speaking.

- It’s pretty easy to tell the two apart if you know them. Freddy still talks close to his animatronic form and is kind of a mother hen, while Mike is looser with his speech and basically a gremlin like Greg.

- Michael’s mother, Carmen, called him Miguel as a fuck you to William before she left.

- Evan’s special interest is true crime and he quickly gained the title of Gregory’s cool uncle after infodumping to the 9 year old.

- Freddy is very weirded out seeing his animatronic self when FazMike takes a job at the Pizzaplex.

- Evan’s Fredbear plush sits on his desk at his fnaf 1 job, the rest of the time it sits on his bed.

- Evan used the name Mike Schmidt for his job and Mike isn’t sure wether he should feel honored or insulted to be used as an alias.

- Jeremy will tell increasingly strange and unbelievable stories about the scar he got from Mangle. The kids at the beach believe he wrestled a crocodile and lost.

- Mike treats Freddy like an Alexa after learning he’s connected to the internet. (this one my gal thought of)

- Freddy is the actual dad while Mike is the fun dad and lets Greg get away with arson and other crimes.

- Gregory has like 4 dads. Animatronic Freddy, FazMike, and Jeremy.

- Jeremy is the only one with an actually stable job, staying away from Fazbear Entertainment. He’s Mike’s getaway driver whenever his boyfriend commits arson.

- I don’t have much on Helpy yet, but he’s definitely there, kinda like a parrot who knows advanced physics.

- Freddy made Evan a snack every night when he worked night shift.

- Mike is missing most of his internal organs after the scoop, but Ennard never used him as a meat suit because Freddy being fused with Mike confused them. Mike is not purple, but he’s got a gaping hole in his stomach for over a year while it heals up. No one actually knows how he’s alive, but they assume it’s something to do with Freddy being there.

That’s all I can think of so far but I’m sure there will be more in the future. I love these asks!

[tableintheteacherslounge]

Abbott Elementary S03E07 thoughts

Melissa having a spare room baring in mind we’ve seen her house feels fake sorry - How will she have a room mate but noone look at her pictures and keep control of her kitchen. I get its gonna be for plot but i don’t buy it

I’m w ava that’s a woman who just found out she’s not pregnant - that’s a woman who’s been successfully slutting it up (how’s she gonna slut it up with a roommate)

Omg protective barb 🥺 (ALSO BARBS RIGHT BC MEL WOULDNT GIVE OUT HER ADDRESS WILLINGLY)

AS SOON AS SHE SAID NERD I THOUGHT JACOB

“I know its gods will but hes gotten awfully creative” 😭😭😭😭😭

I love it when Mr johnson lore gets unlocked

Manny and the beard whew 😮‍💨 I was literally wondering where he was so I’m glad they’re using him again

Janine ur SO SMART this is such a good idea and not like a janine unnecessarily fixing a problem like an actual good idea- good job babygirl

Not ava spilling the tea to the whole room

Ponytail melissa at home is so personal to me, I love that this continues from s2, this is just who she is, she throws her hair up when she’s at home. I like that she’s wearing the eagles hoodie we’ve seen before too. Love the hair, makeup & costume details on this show

“I only know how to cook for 12” 😭

Finally mel talking about her breakup! Damn maybe it really was “im not bringing this to school” this whole time

Also Gary being a dead ringer for her dad?? I’m not saying my headcanons are more correct than the show but I disagree with this statement. Gary is not schemmenti coded.

Omg the jacob melissa work momming work sonning ive been dreaming of

“And dont forget theres a 3 booked limit 😒” barb is PISSED and i LOVE IT

“Oh i know what a google doctor is 😤”

Barb really is the best character on tv im sorry noone can do it like sheryl lee ralph like they just cant Shes everything

Janine forgetting the key term (pottery wheel) in her analogy she is so me

“Jacob if u dont like my ziti just say so and i will heave myself out that window” 😭😭

“I went to find mr johnson but he was still crying” NO 😭💔 hes just a sensitive guy 😔

“Mrs howard i blew down the house” 🥺🤏🏻 I love the kids being so central in this ep, I’ve missed that recently, and the kindergarteners are soooo cute

“🐷 I am a pig 🐺 i am a wolf 😄 and im a librarian who thinks she can just change everything around here 👋” IJBOL no please give sheryl another emmy I beg

“This programme is more of a distraction than an improvement” that’s teaaa actually. Thats so often what councils etc do, distract with new flashy things rather than fix the real problems. Even though in this case it’s well meaning it does make u think how big a priority should the library actually be? But actually children reading is super important and what did they say last season? The librarian was an alexa in glasses? 🤣

“You okay? You look like raven having a vision” 😭 you don’t understand how often i say this

I have thoughts on Barbara’s intentions and my instinct is gregory needs to keep her name out his mouth. I do think it’s really important that Janine stood up to Barbara, just maybe gregory made barbara seem worse than she was

“It’s been a rough week I could use the pick me up” i just love mr johnson

My immediate reaction was this one of my favourite episodes of the season - lots of excellent Barb moments, the kids, more mr johnson, story arcs I enjoyed and felt completed.

Janine standing up to Barbara was a really big deal for her considering her hatred of conflict and worship of barbara as a mother figure. It made me really proud to see how far janine has come.

But the longer since watching the less I like it. And it’s two main things:

- the jacob melissa room mate situation feels like jumping the shark for plots sake and not something realistic for those characters. So as much as I enjoy them and their dynamic and their growth it just feels fake.

- I dont care about the librarian. The set up feels like she could stick around and I just don’t care for new characters, I like my main people. (But then the same apprehension was had w the district people and they’ve not seemed to be around much).

I do still really like this ep and it definitely ranks highly in the season, just idk, some eps I enjoy more over time but this has made me feel more confused as to what will happen next I guess.

[straightbaittournament]

📣 round 1 results

i will be posting results in reverse chronological order. unless some of them are slightly out of order then i never said that. they are as follows:

tobias funke and debrie bardeux vs SAM WINCHESTER AND EILEEN LEAHY

valkyrie and thor vs ALEXA, LIANA, JEREMY, AND IAN

grace blackthorn and christopher lightwood vs ANGEL AND CORDELIA CHASE

entrapta and hordak vs BUFFY AND SPIKE

SYLVIA AND WILL vs spada and raptor 283

kaname date and hitomi sagan vs JEAN-LUC PICARD AND DOCTOR BEVERLY CRUSHER

sosuke esumi and miu suto vs NOREA DU NOC AND EL5N

shin and noi vs NATHALIE SANCOEUR AND GABRIEL AGRESTE

jason grace and piper mclean vs PEGGY CARTER AND DANIEL SOUSA

BRIENNE OF TARTH AND JAIME LANNISTER vs merlin and morgana

livvy blackthorn and kit herondale vs TIM DRAKE AND STEPHANIE BROWN

bellamy blake and clarke griffin vs KATHRYN JANEWAY AND CHAKOTAY

sam winchester and rowena macleod vs SELINA KYLE AND BRUCE WAYNE

the twelfth doctor and missy vs ROMAN ROY AND GERRI KELLMAN

ted lasso and rebecca welton vs LUKE SKYWALKER AND LEIA ORGANA

KIPO OAK AND BENSON MEKLER vs chrissie cunningham and eddie munson

AVA SILVA AND MICHAEL SALVIUS vs nina zenik and matthias helvar

matthew and mary crawley vs WILLOW PARK AND HUNTER

ASH KETCHUM AND MISTY vs hikaru hitachiin and haruhi fujioka

ALEC HARDY AND ELLIE MILLER vs oscar francois de jarjayes and andre grenadier

EVA GARVEY AND GABRIEL vs tyler rake and nik khan

tatiana slozhno and curt mega vs ASAMI, BOLIN, KORRA, AND MAKO (originally just mako, korra, and asami; mod decided to change it to all four)

FOX MULDER AND DANA SCULLY vs clara oswald and the twelfth doctor

robin buckley and steve harrington vs ROY MUSTANG AND RIZA HAWKEYE

cali and flynn vs AKKO AND ANDREW

edward elric and winry rockbell vs MAKA ALBARN AND SOUL EVANS

keiichi maebara and rena ryugu vs HARDWON SUREFOOT AND MOONSHINE CYBIN

bow and glimmer vs GALO AND AINA

asuka tenjoin and yuki judai vs MAKO MORI AND RALEIGH BECKET

JEFF WINGER AND BRITTA PERRY vs izuku midoriya and ochako uraraka

himmel and frieren vs ABBIE MILLS AND ICHABOD CRANE

and last but not least:

KUROSAKI ICHIGO AND KUCHIKI RUKIA vs lisa cuddy and gregory house

once again i am so so fucking sorry for how i matched up the contestants except i'm also not because it was very funny, even though twelveclara and twissy both getting eliminated in round 1 will be my roman empire.

A FINAL AUF BREEDERSEHEN TO...

TOBIAS FUNKE AND DEBRIE BARDEUX

VALKYRIE AND THOR

GRACE BLACKTHORN AND CHRISTOPHER LIGHTWOOD

ENTRAPTA AND HORDAK

SPADA AND RAPTOR 283

KANAME DATE AND HITOMI SAGAN

MIU SUTO AND SOSUKE ESUMI

SHIN AND NOI

JASON GRACE AND PIPER MCLEAN

MERLIN AND MORGANA

LIVVY BLACKTHORN AND KIT HERONDALE

BELLAMY BLAKE AND CLARKE GRIFFIN

SAM WINCHESTER AND ROWENA MACLEOD

THE TWELFTH DOCTOR AND MISSY

TED LASSO AND REBECCA WELTON

CHRISSIE CUNNINGHAM AND EDDIE MUNSON

NINA ZENIK AND MATTHIAS HELVAR

MATTHEW AND MARY CRAWLEY

HIKARU HITACHIIN AND HARUHI FUJIOKA

OSCAR FRANCOIS DE JARJAYES AND ANDRE GRENADIER

TYLER RAKE AND NIK KHAN

TATIANA SLOZHNO AND CURT MEGA

CLARA OSWALD AND THE TWELFTH DOCTOR

ROBIN BUCKLEY AND STEVE HARRINGTON

CALI AND FLYNN

EDWARD ELRIC AND WINRY ROCKBELL

KEIICHI MAEBARA AND RENA RYUGU

BOW AND GLIMMER

ASUKA TENJOIN AND YUKI JUDAI

IZUKU MIDORIYA AND OCHAKO URARAKA

HIMMEL AND FRIEREN

LISA CUDDY AND GREGORY HOUSE

my deepest condolences to the fallen and congratustraightions to all the winners <3 straight you soon, see you baiter, etc etc. rejoice! round 2 is imminent. if YOU want me to publicly endorse your straightbait candidate (translation: draw propaganda for you) follow the instructions here

as always, if you have any questions about the definition of straightbait within this tournament,

read the FAQ

and as a final notice, we will be taking a short hiatus from all tourney/poll activity from the 16th-the 22nd aka the entirety of next week starting sunday, in observance of the strike for gaza and to give me some time to set up round 2. for more ways to participate click here. i know that the uscpr also tends to have lists of local protests by location on their site. and here is a post about writing letters to the editor