#alice bibbings

[martianbugsbunny]

My new Five & Below White Rabbit:

[radiansjort]

BEST PARTS OF 2024 OLYMPICS (as someone in the US)

all the buzz around the cardboard beds. idk why the whole idea is so funny 💀

lebron hoisting that flag like george washington crossing the delaware. him and coco were perfect picks for flag bearers fr

POMMEL HORSE GUY. mr clark kent who got picked for the men’s gymnastics team JUST FOR THAT ONE EVENT, showed up, served cunt, and ensured us their first men’s gym medal in 16 years. stephen nedoroscik you will forever be iconic. (the whole team really— i also love seeing fred richards’ parents reactions LMAO)

THE USA WOMENS RUGBY TEAM 🗣️ being down 5 with 7 seconds left to go COAST TO COAST TO SCORE AND WIN THE BRONZE FOR THE FIRST US WOMENS MEDAL IN RUGBY!!! also ilona maher you will forever be iconic. 

flavia saraiva falling in warmups and being like ok bet, slaps a band aid on her black eye and goes out to help brazil win their FIRST MEDAL IN WOMENS GYM OHHH YEAHHH

GUATEMALA EARNED THEIR SECOND MEDAL EVER 🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️GRACIAS JEAN PIERRE BROL CARDENAS 🗣️🗣️🇬🇹🇬🇹🇬🇹🥉LOS CHAPINES FTW ‼️(if it weren’t for the new bib number rule instead of a shootout we could’ve gotten higher but i digress 😔)

THE WOMENS GYMNASTICS TEAM EATS ONCE AGAIN. 🐐🐐🐐

kim yeji’s AURA???!??? she came out there and shot with her hand in her pocket like she graduated from the university of servington, which she did, all while holding her daughters toy elephant 🥹

suni lee’s, simone biles’, and brody malone’s comeback stories were all so heartwarming to see, especially rebeca andrade’s coming back after THREE ACL TEARS?!!?

henrik christiansen (aka muffin guy) is literally so funny 😭🙏 bro actually has SO. MANY. tiktoks about the olympics village chocolate muffins and i give all credit to him for the fact we have the recipe now 😋

GUATEMALA WINNING ITS FIRST GOLD 🥇🥇🥇 ADRIANA RUANO 🐐🐐 PRIMER BRONCE Y AHORA ORO 🥉🥇🇬🇹🇬🇹🇬🇹🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️

that turkish guy who just came out there in a t shirt and rawdogged the olympics 😭😭 imagine doing the shooting event with no eyewear, no ear covers, and just eyeballing it and winning SILVER??? bro is a hit man tryna not be suspicious by winning gold 🤨🤨

snoop dogg just chilling?? bro is participating in trials, trading pins, going to like every event and cheering, wearing FULL equestrian gear with martha stewart 😭? watching skateboarding finals w tony hawk? my guy is on the side quest of all side quests

katie ledecky my GOAT 🐐. i always love seeing her as the only swimmer on screen!! she lowkey has time to get out of the pool, do some interviews, get a snack, and come back to watch second place finish fr 

i do not usually watch cycling but i got so sad when remco evenepoel’s bike broke down BUT he had such a. huge lead he STILL MANAGED TO WIN GOLD!!! 🔥🔥

loving all the countries making history with their first medals!! julian alfred (st. lucia) and thea lafond (dominica) SHOWING UP FR!! also a lot of countries got their first medals in gymnastics specifically like kaylia neymour (algeria), carlos yulo (philippines), ángel barajas (colombia), etc. LIKE OKAYY THE GYMNASTS ARE NOT HERE TO PLAY

all the noah lyles haters been real quiet after he won gold in 100m 🤫🤫

the french pole vaulter who LOST because his peanits was too big. LIKE??!!?? sure you have a big wiener but at the cost of LOSING THE OLYMPCIS LMFAOOO

the women’s balance beam podium was so cute 😭😭 the two italians, alice d’amato and manila esposito, biting their medals together, and zhou yaqin from china looks over and does it too 🥹

armand duplantis hit the turkish hitman celly after breaking the pole vaulting wr AGAIN and winning gold 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 tuff. he actually built different cuz tell me why he’s broken the wr LIKE EIGHT TIMES IN A ROW???

YEAHH BRAZIL BEAT FRANCE AND SPAIN EVEN WHEN THE REFS WERE TRYING SOOO HARD TO MAKE EM LOSE ‼️ like they were NOT slick we could tell 🤨

bro the figure skaters from beijing 2022 FINALLY getting their medals like??? i really took two years for the IOC to investigate? okay. AT LEAST THEYRE FINALLY GETTING THE BAG H 🗣️🗣️

imane khelif getting a gold despite ALL THE SHIT BEING THROWN AT HER‼️ she faced all these brain dead critics yet came out to win it, and saying without her haters the win wouldn’t have been so satisfying??? QUEEN SHIT 👑👑

women’s soccer SLAYED SO HARD. like i’ve seen enough build the alyssa naeher statue. that shootout against sweden awakened that dawg in her and she LOCKED IN. 

men’s and women’s basketball wins over france 🔥 imagine being the host country and both ur basketball teams go to the gold medal match just TO LOSE TO THE SAME COUNTRY LLL

usa winning the most medals 🔥💪 they not like U.S. fr 

shoutout to that guy who tried to climb the eiffel tower without ropes at the closing ceremony 😔✊ arrested before he could achieve greatness 🕊️🕊️🕊️

[gucciwins]

a talk show and a surprise 

word count: 1827

a/n: okay, don’t know if you’ve seen haley lu richardson being surprised by nick jonas on FaceTime during an interview and it gave me this idea, and it’s something short and sweet i hope you enjoy, mis amores 

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Talk shows were not your specialty, in your opinion. It felt weird talking to a host and having a live audience told to react at different cues. After appearing in the second season of The White Lotus, there was promo to do as expected. Still, there was a new population of fans following your Instagram tripling your following weeks since the show premiered. Your content was being shared as fans deemed you “real” for posting after-running selfies, photos of you cuddling your parent’s corgi they got after all their children left home. Their favorite was a video of you crying on your living room floor to “fine line” as it played on your record player.

It’s a video that managed to be shared thousands of times. To top it off, your best friend decided to offer them a new treat by posting a video of you at Harry’s Wembley show, happily dancing in the rain. The video ended with you pointing to the stage, screaming that you loved Harry Styles. You were obviously a fan, but your paths never crossed, not that you were surprised you still felt like you were getting your footing on what stardom meant. While Harry literally had the entire world charmed.

Bee assured you it would be fine; a few questions, a few stories, and it would be over. She prepared you for the mention of Harry because hosts loved the views and a good clickbait. It wasn’t your first time and would definitely not be your last. Jimmy Fallon was an angel, and you would be fine.

“Welcome our guest for the night, Y/N Y/LN.”

You walk out dressed in a beautiful black velvet mini dress. It features a lace bib with scalloped trim, diamonte piping, and satin bows. It had a flowing mini-length skirt with romantic blouson sleeves. You loved it from the moment you put it on and knew the crowd would eat it up as well.

Jimmy welcomed you with a hug and gestured for you to take a seat on the couch. “It’s great to have you here, Y/N.”

“Well, thanks for having me.”

Jimmy laughs going on to share about your past works and how you are a well-loved guest on the show.

“White Lotus is just amazing. You’re an absolute stand-out.”

You laugh, trying not to get too flustered as the audience cheers loudly for you. “Thank you. I have had the absolute best time. There’s nothing better than getting to film with Aubrey Plaza and Jennifer Coolidge.”

“While in Italy,” Jimmy adds on.

“The cherry on top.”

Jimmy leans closer, “now tell me, were you even a little bit nervous.”

“Oh, I was a mess. I was sure they cast the wrong person, but Bee, my manager, assured me that they thought I was the perfect fit.” You shared thinking back to when you first heard you got the role.

“Heard Aubrey Plaza got you a gift.”

You laugh, shaking your head as he brings out a photo of you with a signed headshot of Aubrey. “A little birdy told her I was a fan. There was a note that said: Now you don’t have to be nervous around me.”

“That’s amazing.”

“It’s framed in my house.” You share. Not at all lying. “The cast was so welcoming. There was not one bad day. Aubrey really took me under her wing, and yeah, one of my best experiences ever.”

Jimmy holds a hand over his heart, “that’s amazing to hear. It can be seen through the show, so if you haven’t watched it, you can head over to HBO Max and watch the talented Miss Y/N Y/N and the rest of the cast. We’ll be right back.”

After a short break you spent with Jimmy laughing and having your lipstick touched up, the cameras were ready to roll.

“Now, Y/N, I was told you love concerts.”

You nod, “I live and breathe them, Jimmy.”

“Who have you seen recently?”

“Oh too many, my good friend Phoebe Bridgers, Haim, oh Wolf Alice was wonderful recently in Los Angeles. My social media is a surface level of the few I’ve gone to this year. I drag my friends to different shows all the time. They love it. It’s the easiest place to fall undetected. At least I don’t think I’m famous enough to be recognized,” you joke, knowing it’s relatively easy to blend in a crowd when you are not the main star.

“Come on now, all these fans in the audience would say otherwise.”

The chant for you is loud, and you take a moment to take it all in. You’re quick to undermine your talent, but it’s clear that you have an audience that loves you.

“Now, what do you have to say about that?” Jimmy smiles, sensing how the cheers made you tuck into yourself for a moment before you began to blow kisses to the fans, thanking them endlessly.

“It’s surreal. Something I definitely don’t take for granted.”

The interview has been moving on smoothly, Jimmy asking you questions about the show and a few about your childhood. You're thankful he doesn’t have new childhood pictures of you to show. Your mother does that proudly on her Instagram.

“Now, you know we have to talk about this viral video of you.”

“Oh no,” you gasp.

Jimmy and you turn to look at a screen playing the video of you standing in one of Wembley’s boxes, dancing to Harry Styles as he sings to a sold-out stadium. It was a special day because your best friend surprised you with tickets that Bee helped her get. You had been working when tickets went on sale and were heartbroken to hear they were sold out nights. Thankfully, Bee has enough connections that she managed to get you tickets

“That is you at a Harry Styles show.”

You feel your face warm, hoping this interview will never reach him. “Looks like me.”

Jimmy shakes his head, “was that your first time?”

“Nope! It definitely won’t be my last,” you share honestly.

He shakes his head, “I’ve been to my fair share, and boy does he put on a hell of a show.”

“He really does. He’s created such a wonderful environment for many I’ve never experienced anything like it.”

Jimmy grins mischievously, “I have a little surprise for you.”

Your eyes widen in surprise, “is it a mug with his face on it?”

The audience and Jimmy laugh. You’re too distracted and don’t notice Jimmy’s hand going under his desk until he calls your name. You’re met with a phone, and the shock quickly sets in.

“Hi, love.” A familiar accent you recognize instantly.

You look away from the phone pointed at you, instead bury your face in your hands as the audience's laugh rings loud. Harry’s laugh is the only one that stands out for you.

“That’s–hi,” you manage to breathe out, not believing that Harry was on a facetime call to you. You look around and manage to find Bee on the side. “Is this real?” You ask her, pointing to the phone.

She gives you a big grin and thumbs up. You can’t believe it.

“Are you surprised?” Jimmy questions, clearly knowing the answer.

“A bit,” you express breathlessly.

All the cameras are pointed your way, and you have to face him. Harry’s smiling, and you feel yourself melting in your seat as you can see his dimples clearly. This is not real. Your celebrity crush is not staring at you through what seems like your phone the close you look at it.

“Hi Harry,” you give him a small wave.

“How you doing, love?”

“Good, good. A tad bit embarrassed. Trying to remember how to breathe.”  

Harry laughs at your response.  “Oh, I’m sorry.”

Jimmy cuts in, knowing you’d probably stare at the phone all day, not wanting to hang up on Harry. “Harry has something he wanted to say.”

His green eyes shine bright, and you know he’s enjoying this conversation with you. “I just finished White Lotus.”

“Shut up! You did not!”

Harry nods, “absolutely did. My band and I would get together to watch it every Sunday. Gave us something to relax over during the tour. You were my favorite,” he confesses.

“Me?” You point to yourself. “This is not real.”

“I hope you can come to a show next year. I would love to meet you?”

“I’m there,” you promise him without a second thought.

Harry nods, “good, we’ll be in touch.”

“Can I tell you something before you go?” You look at Jimmy, then back at Harry.

“This is your call, Y/N. Go ahead.” Jimmy grins, urging you on.

“Harry, thank you. I know I can say that you are an absolutely amazing person. Thank you for creating such a welcoming and safe environment at your concerts. It, in some ways, feels like coming home. I mean, you surely didn’t have to do this, but you did, and I’m so thankful. You’ve always shared your kindness with the world from when you were just a teen to now, and it just goes to show how true and honest your character is. Send my love to your Mom. She truly raised a wonderful human being.”

The crowd awes, not having expected such an emotional confession, and neither were you, but you weren’t sure at the next opportunity you would have to tell him. Harry stares at you for a few seconds with flushed cheeks and a timid smile.

“Thank you, Y/N. That is so kind of you to say. I do hope we get to meet soon. I know we’d get on fabulously. All the best to you. Good night, Jimmy. Good night, Y/N.”

Harry hangs up the facetime, and you bring your hands to your face, not believing what just happened. That did not feel real. You hoped, looking back at it, you wouldn’t cringe with embarrassment.

“That happened,” Jimmy jokes.

You reach forward and grasp Jimmy’s hand tightly. “You are my favorite person.”

“After Harry Styles, right?”

You throw your head back and laugh. “Obviously.”

____

After the surprise of a lifetime, you ended the interview and walked to your dressing room, where you tried to process what in the hell happened in the last half hour. Bee walks in with the proudest smile handing you back your phone.

“We’ll head out at twenty.”

You take the time to slip off your heels and rest on the couch, unlocking your phone and seeing you have three new messages. It’s all from a new contact that you know you did not have before today.

Harry S.

It was lovely chatting with you.

Heard you’re going to be in London in a few days, would love to get dinner with you.

This is Harry, by the way.

Yeah, it seemed your life was about to get very interesting.

[decy-press]

i finally completed Virtue's Last Reward last night so now i can finally post these memes i made several months ago

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the images show portraits of a bunch of zero escape characters, each one paired up with a dril tweet i thought matched up to them. the characters and their matching tweets are:

sigma: "the rumors are true.; i am indeed sending out valentine day kisses to all of my pretty lady followers. even the ones who have betrayed me" phi: "sad to see people betraying their friends for no reason. couldnt be me. i only betray my friends when it gives me an Advantage" K: "if i had a suit of armor i could easily beat the shit out of any man alive" quark: "DAD: i just heard on t he news that teens are taking the "kick my ass" challenge. please dont do this. ME: you have no power over me, old man" tenmyouji: "dont pay mind of me. i am just a hound dogs old ass..." luna: "can we stop the posts please guys. can we all cool it with the gags, riffs, spoofs, and epic shit. people are trying to do mental health" dio: "struting around in my stepson cowboy hat looking for an ass kicking" clover: "(carrying a huge polkadotted bindle, looking like a dumb ass, shoes completely untied) mother.. father... im leaving home to join the cops" alice: "to the longhorn steakhouse which refused to serve me: a bib most certainly counts as a shirt" zero jr: "the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit"

ace: "wghen other people do jokes, they get the big buzz feed office, allowed to kiss girls, etc, but when i do it im treated like a Crook. typical" snake: "daily reminder that i wear a suit and tie daily eeven though i have not set foot in public for over 16 years. #GoodBoy #Hansdome" santa: "look at all these pitiful toads shamelessly seeking validation, unlike me, seeking validation in a cool, disaffected sort of way" clover: "(in a really quiet, barely audible voice) hope your dick falls of bitch" junpei: "AH. ONCE AGAIN IM RAKED THRU THE COALS AND TORTURED TO DEATH FOR HAVING A NORMAL PERSONS OPINON. FUCK OFF" june: "GIRL: (after listening to me explain something i invented called Weed Theory for 20 mins) Wow thats pretty good. Did you invent that? ME: yes" seven: "i may not know "jack shit", but i know my friend "jack fists" and he would like to come knock the shit out of your teeth," lotus: "to me the most normal career path is to fail at show biz and resort to getting paid by defense contractors to make reddit psots or some shit" ninth man: "so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement" zero: "if you are a hater you have 9 hours to confess to being a hater and apologise and pull your pants down so every one can see your dick"

[annaebibi]

🎃 Posepack_036 [Early Access: Anna&Bib]

🎃 Strawberry [Early Access: Anna&Bibi]

🎃 HAT Starwberry Shortcake [Early Access: Anna&Bibi]

🎃 Stawberry Shortcake [Early Access: Anna&Bibi]

🎃 Barbie as The Princess and The Pauper [Download Available: Anna&Bibi]

🎃 Scooby-Doo [Download Available: Anna&Bibi]

🎃 The Sanderson Sisters [Download Available: Anna&Bibi]

🎃 Strawberry [Download Available: Anna&Bibi]

🎃 Luna Lovegood [Download Available: Anna&Bibi]

🎃 Queen of Hearts and Alice [Download Available: Anna&Bibi]

[three-red-horns]

Do you like being tagged?

Yay or nay? I tag often and without giving it a second thought. My little signs of PDA mean just that, hey, I saw a post that you might enjoy, so I tagged you. Please let me know if you're ok with it or prefer the posts sent to you privately, or not be bothered at all.

In no particular order, I tag succulents, French phrases, bib overalls, naked backs, going down, puns and dad jokes, buttons, Porsches, Alice and the White Rabbit, Persephone and pomegranates, Spanish phrases, Greece, Florence, Audrey Hepburn, and, of course, redheads.

You know who you are 😎

If you like something in particular that I post and you want to be tagged, let me know too. Could be anything from The Royal Tenenbaums and X Files to riding crops and corsets. As you all know, I indeed have an eclectic taste.

@katsdom @alice-down-the-ra66it-hole @persephone-sighed @laletsos19 @saudadeseprazeres @bottonzinho @nautilus-20000 @sexygrammaticalerrors @married-to-a-redhead @page-28 @aplaceforfleetingthoughts @hymnsandhearses @strictsoutherngentleman @sonofasinner2 @rodosmusings @the-man-in-the-wind @jerzee55z

[carharttme]

Alice in bibs!

[lazaruspiss]

wip ask game (tagged by @sasheneskywalker)

Rules: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

bc i have an unholy number of wips i've narrowed it down a bit, but it's still um. a lot? so i'm adding a cut lmao. ask about whatever!! im insane and im more than willing to inflict that onto others <3 also ur takin a gamble bc these range from "almost done" to "this barely qualifies as a wip" bc im incapable of just sittin down w one idea

main wip folder

autopsy

Bartering With Flowers

basement boy

BiB Flamebird AU

Couch Surfing

dickbabs arranged marriage

dickie abortion angst (omega)

dickie abortion angst (trans)

jaydick fair date

jaydicktim dick heat depression

Joke's On Us

Mommy’s Here

Oh, Alice.

Play Rough

Please Hit Me Back

rr damidick seduction of the innocent

Same age robins highschool au

stephdick dickbats

stephdick mob

stephdick no capes

The Things We Do For Charity

timdick plushie kink

Which ghost are you?

longer projects

4 the boys (days without incident)

5 runaway (days without incident)

6 new home (days without incident)

7 hostage (days without incident)

8 gala (days without incident)

9 dress-up (days without incident)

10 go-to girl (days without incident)

sladidick (DIDick)

I’m bad, he’s worse, we’re already dead (Inbred)

Touch me ‘til I vomit (Inbred)

Nature's Order (As Told From Alpha To Beta) (Nature's Order)

The Nature of Healing (Nature's Order)

Teeth

1 Drown In It (Vomit In The Ball Pit)

Where The Dead Stay Dead (And The Living Chase After)

events

(ok ill be real i havent named a lot of my event related wips so from here any thatre just [day number] are gonna have the prompts im using written out and a lil * by them so u know that those are the ones. we cool? cool.)

1A Twink Creampies Hot Step-Parents (Make it Poly!)

2E Stumbling Into Victory (Make it Poly!)

3C Mister tamer man, tell me, did you ever have a wife? (Make it Poly!)

4B Tit For Tat (Make it Poly!)

4D Field operatives and their exhausted commanding officer* (Make it Poly!)

1 Reverse Robin | First Heat | Age Difference* (Omega Dick Week)

2 Claiming/Submission Bite | Drugged Heat* (Omega Dick Week)

3 Courting Ritual | Arranged Mating | Forced Bond* (Omega Dick Week)

5 Captivity | Hidden Designation | Heat During a Mission* (Omega Dick Week)

2 not-so-secret tentacles | womb penetration* (TentaTodd Week)

3 dreams* (TentaTodd Week)

7 multiple penetration* (TentaTodd Week)

8 plants and vines | tentacle secretions | sex pollen* (TentaTodd Week)

9 Celebration of Form (TentaTodd Week)

10 tentacles with a mind of their own | tentacle noncon* (TentaTodd Week)

[dollimusprime]

So, last week Cattleya got here! Her wig is still MIA, and she needs a faceup (I'll put her in the pinned doll list once that's done and she has hair), but she does have clothes. This month's theme for the DoA sewing challenge is Fairytale, and I happened to have this Alice in Wonderland fabric waiting for a project. Alice in Wonderland may not quite be a fairytale, but I think it still suits.

[ID: Two ball jointed dolls standing next to each other in matchy outfits.

The one on the right is Clover, the Dream Valley Olivia. She has a dress with a separate overskirt. The dress is made of a blue and white striped fabric that has roses in the white stripes and bunches of blue flowers in the blue stripes. There's a white lace overlay on her skirt and a thin floral lace on the hem of the skirt. Her overskirt is made with a light teal fabric with an Alice in Wonderland print - there are little cartoon Alices along with smiling flowers in white and pink, and smiling tea accessories.

The one on the left is Cattleya. She is shorter and stockier than Clover, with a bigger head and curvy hips and thighs. She has pale tan skin and green-brown eyes. She's wearing an oversized salmon pink shirt. Over it is a pair of overall shorts. The shorts and straps are a light denim, and the straps are sliding off her shoulders. The bib and cuffs are cut from the Alice in Wonderland fabric with a curtsying Alice centered on the bib.

End ID.]

[kahran042]

Some new incorrect JCGTL quotes!

Brad: Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't you, Jonas? Jonas: Trouble? No way! You’re only in trouble if you get caught. Nick, grabbing Jonas: Gotcha! Jonas: I’m in trouble! (Source: Aladdin) (Brad Thompson, Jonas Corbin, Nick Murphy)

Jonas: I give myself very good advice… but I very seldom follow it, and that explains the trouble that I’m always in. (Source: Alice in Wonderland) (Jonas Corbin)

Jonas: Samantha had a nightmare and told me about it, and now I’m more scared than she is. (Source: black·ish) (Jonas Corbin)

John: Well, then, we've got to find a way to cut down expenses. What can we live without? Chloe: Probably Mark. (Source: Bob's Burgers) (John Seaver, Chloe Seaver)

Nick: Have you ever heard of a college called “Yah-lay”? Mark: You mean Yale? (Source: Boy Meets World) (Nick Murphy, Mark Seaver)

Valerie: While we're gone, you’re going to be responsible for the well-being of the house. *leaves* Mark: You hear that, Justin? I’m going to be responsible for the well-being of the house! Justin: Bye bye, house. (Source: Boy Meets World) (Valerie Seaver, Mark Seaver, Chloe Seaver)

Kathleen: You know what they say, 'A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down'! Connor: Not if you're diabetic. (Source: Daria) (Kathleen Urquhart, Connor Urquhart)

Katrina: Did you get your tree yet? Rachel: I'm a Jew, I don't decorate Christmas trees. Katrina: So you're going to go with a wreath instead? Rachel: I just told you, I'm a Jew. Katrina: Oh, I get it. You're looking for a cheap wreath. Rachel: I'm not looking for a wreath at all. Leave me alone, will you. Katrina: You're probably just tense because you haven't finished your Christmas shopping. Rachel: I don't Christmas shop. Katrina: What are you telling me? That you make all of your presents? Rachel: I don't give Christmas presents period. I told you, I'm a Jew. Katrina: Well, don't you at least need to buy something for your parents? Rachel: They're Jews, too. That's what makes me one. It's hereditary. Do you understand? Katrina: Sure. Rachel: Say the words "I understand." Katrina: I understand. So where are you going to hang your stocking? (Source: David Sedaris) (Katrina Rockwell, Rachel Fox)

*the Bernhardts are at a lobster house* Deborah: Kiera, put your bib on. Kiera: I don't want to wear a bib. Deborah: Kiera, honey, it's very cold in here. Maybe you'd be more comfortable with your bib on. Stephen: She means your nipples are sticking out. (Source: Family Guy) (Deborah Bernhardt, Kiera Bernhardt, Stephen Bernhardt)

Jonas: I’m not so good with advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? (Source: Friends) (Jonas Corbin)

Jonas: Hey, I have kind of a crazy idea. Nate: Those are never comforting words coming from you. (Source: Gilmore Girls) (Jonas Corbin, Nate Kellerman)

Richard: It's National Son Day. Jonas: What did you get me? Richard: Nothing. It's not a gift-giving holiday. Jonas: I'll remember that on Father's Day. (Source: James Breakwell) (Richard Corbin, Jonas Corbin)

Chloe: All the boys said they were faster than girls in gym class. Valerie: What did you say? Chloe: Nothing. I just beat them. (Source: James Breakwell) (Chloe Seaver, Valerie Seaver)

Peter: And they say no one ever beats the claw machine! Ted: That's great, Peter. Now give it to Kat. Peter: No, she won it for me. (Source: King of the Hill) (Peter Gardner, Ted Gardner)

Jonas: Fate is just what you call it when you don’t know the name of the person screwing you over. (Source: Malcolm in the Middle) (Jonas Corbin)

Morgan: Lydia, you’re as clear as a music note, and as sincere as a melody. You’re the song that’s been playing in my head since the day we met. (Source: Miraculous Ladybug) (Morgan Urquhart)

Brad, to Jonas: Would you like to stay for dinner? Mia: Would you like to stay forever? (Source: Mulan) (Brad Thompson, Mia Thompson)

Jonas: Don’t you worry, your Uncle Jonas has got it all taken care of! Brad: … Brad: I’m ten months older than you. (Source: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) (Jonas Corbin, Brad Thompson)

Chloe: Why don't you just tell Mia the truth? You're not interested in her. Jonas: Because the truth doesn't work on crazy people! (Source: Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide) (Chloe Seaver, Jonas Corbin)

Logan: No, I am not paranoid, because I can say without a trace of irony: You're all out to get me. (Source: NewsRadio) (Logan Taggart)

Kiera: Perfect isn't easy, but it's me. (Source: Oliver and Company) (Kiera Bernhardt)

Jonas: Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep. (Source: Peanuts) (Jonas Corbin)

*playing Wayfarer* Jonas: Pass me that dice. Nate: The singular is die! Brad: Wow, that was uncalled for. (Source: Phineas and Ferb) (Jonas Corbin, Nate Kellerman, Brad Thompson)

Chloe: I don't have a Napoleon complex. Napoleon had a me complex! (Source: Phineas and Ferb) (Chloe Seaver)

Nina: Oh, Jessie. You're so shallow. Jessica: I know. I am so shallow. (Source: Phineas and Ferb) (Nina Chapman, Jessica Beaumont)

Jared: Nick, you think every round fruit is an apple. Nick: No, I don't. Jared: *holding up cherries* What are these? Nick: Tiny apples. Jared: *pointing to a pumpkin* And what are those? Nick: Halloween apples. (Source: Psych) (Jared Murphy, Nick Murphy)

Morgan: Good morning! Connor: Is it? Is it really? (Source: Scrubs) (Morgan Urquhart, Connor Urquhart)

Jonas: I know I’m special. This isn’t news to me. (Source: South Park) (Jonas Corbin)

Thom: That hat makes you look like a girl. Kyle: Am I a pretty girl? Thom: Oh, well, um…you're beautiful! (Source: Spongebob Squarepants) (Thom Anderson, Kyle Levy)

Courtney, on the phone: Anderson-Levy residence, cute one speaking. (Source: That's So Raven) (Courtney Anderson)

Jonas: OK, I'm going in. You can just stay here and watch for Mazlish. Nate: Okay. Yeah, you go. I'll just stay and... What? Mazlish? Jonas! (Source: The Little Mermaid) (Jonas Corbin, Nate Kellerman)

Jonas: This is where I come to cry. Kiera: ...Cool. (Source: The Simpsons) (Jonas Corbin, Kiera Bernhardt)

Katrina: Maybe Colin's right. Maybe Peter is shy about inviting me to the prom. Maybe he's waiting until the last minute to call me. Maybe I should run home right now and sit by the phone like a drooling maniac so I don't miss his call! No, I'm way too cool for that. BUT I CAN'T TAKE THAT CHANCE!!! (Source: Tiny Toon Adventures)

(Katrina Rockwell)

Jonas: I asked Chloe because I knew she wouldn’t give me a lecture about consequences. Brad: Chloe IS a lecture about consequences! (Source: Texts from Last Night) (Jonas Corbin, Brad Thompson)

Chloe: How am I supposed to study when my hedgehog just sits there waiting for me to give him attention? (Source: Tumblr) (Chloe Seaver)

Jonas: Be the bigger person. Chloe: No. I’m 5'2" and bitter. You be the bigger person. (Source: Tumblr) (Jonas Corbin, Chloe Seaver)

Lydia: Three of the four elements are represented as types of hockey. Air hockey, ice hockey, and field hockey. Fire hockey needs to be a thing. Morgan: Fire hockey absolutely does NOT need to be a thing. Lydia: Do you care NOTHING for the balance of the four elements!? (Source: Tumblr) (Lydia Renfrew, Morgan Urquhart)

Jonas: Lazy is such an ugly world. I prefer the term ‘selective participation’. (Source: Tumblr) (Jonas Corbin)

Jonas: An outsider might be tempted to say that it sucks to be me, but that’s a common mistake. It’s AWESOME being me! What sucks is everything AROUND me! (Source: Tumblr) (Jonas Corbin)

Nick: *reads the Bible* Hey, wait a minute, they stole this from VeggieTales. (Source: Tumblr) (Nick Murphy)

Donna: Maybe you should try stepping out of your comfort zone more. Jonas: I'm never in my comfort zone. I don't even have a comfort zone. I am literally always uncomfortable. (Source: Tumblr) (Donna Corbin, Jonas Corbin)

Jonas: I hate people. Life sucks, nothing good ever happens. Kiera: *walks in* Jonas: A miracle has just occurred, I'm no longer the only one with brain cells, I've witnessed the face of an actual angel, I feel whole again. (Source: Tumblr) (Jonas Corbin, Kiera Bernhardt)

Mia: Brad made fun of me for getting Capri Suns, AND THEN HE DRANK EIGHT OF MY CAPRI SUNS! Brian: Mia, you have to grow up. They’re just Capri Suns- Mia: Listen, either you ground him or I fight him. So there’s two options, and my fists are already up. (Source: Tumblr) (Mia Thompson, Brian Thompson)

Jonas: You have a face. Kiera: Yes, I do. Jonas: I mean, a nice face. You have a nice face. Kiera: Thanks… Jonas: Please accept my attempt at flirting. I don’t know what I’m doing. (Source: Tumblr) (Jonas Corbin, Kiera Bernhardt)

Chloe: I'd like everyone to take a moment to think back to a time when they did something stupid, how they were treated, and how they wish they were treated- John: What did you do now, Chloe? (Source: Twitter) (Chloe Seaver, John Seaver)

Mark: You have a beautiful smile. Lauren: Thank you. You’re not that handsome. (Source: Vine) (Mark Seaver, Lauren Reinholt)

Nate: Jellyfish have survived for 600,000 years without brains. Chloe: A ray of hope for Jonas. (Source: Unknown) (Nate Kellerman, Chloe Seaver)

[jooyeone]

hi alice!! 7, 20, 33, 77 & 97 for the spotify wrapped

bibs hiiii thank you for sending these !! 💕

7. cha cha cha by käärijä

20. rush by troye sivan

33. los alamos by ludwig göransson (from the oppenheimer soundtrack!)

77. people pt. 2 by agust d ft. iu

97. loser=lover by txt (a forever favorite!!)

spotify wrapped is HERE! send me a number 1-100 and I’ll tell you the song it corresponds with on my top 100 playlist!

[looksforleaders]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: 🩵Alice In Wonderland Costume Set XLarge.

[kirliansjrnl]

Análisis sobre Emily

Análisis histórico reconstruido sobre Emily:

Conocimiento de ella en 1ero primera impresión relacionada con la guardería parche el ojo Mdm.

Llamativa por exotismo cultural quizás personal

Contacto con bolis, cambio de sitio, Jonah, Shayla1 (?).

Catalogamiento de geminis, cogida de confianza,

Alteración rápida de sentimientos inestabilidad emocional Intensidad clara con intento de despego simulando

Problemas con progenitores acerca de la orientación sexual - instituto

Opinión muy negativa de chicos en general, superficialidad sociable fácilmente enganchable (no a malas)

Cariño amistoso, reforzamiento de grupo de amigas mariconas

Pensamiento lógico lineal aplicado a la realidad , enfado cabreo muy expresivo Ligeramente infantil en cuanto a expresión tuitera, diferentes grupos sociales izquierda liberal, énfasis en el prestigio externo, fallos de comunicación, sensibilidad (negativo y positivo( Yo te esperar canciones de amor te amo etc

Falta de cariño miedo vergüenza

Fin primera crisis sufrimiento etc

M1 envidia chicos guapos y atractivos

Luego Rose, S7, 666, JJ, Zelenski etc época muy mala blabla

Empieza 3ero eso confianza

Erika Maryam Johan

Twitter comienzo chistes malos educativos etc

Verano feria Green day franceses maloteo

nazis viernes conciencia filosófica reestructuración racional de la realidad historia vital amigos

Canoa J9, Nolan, Índigo vuelta a interés Cob, Bib, Freddie

intensidad chanchi viernes masificación desprecio degeneración adictividad

Erika fin filosofía Erika sentimientos

Maryam lloró Índigo Freddie Alexandría

desengaño tristeza rotonda Wattpad soledad

fin viernes muerte del San juan

viernes suicidio mental

1bach libro Erika

Demian Central Perk

Mar8 - sexualidad cálculo

Olimpiadas academicismo obsesión conservatorio enfermedad emoción

reconsideración vital cambio reapertura emocional creativa

Lora, Sandy, Freddie

Mer, Alice mercantilización romantizacion del dolor histórico etc

temporalidad paralela Demian Erika

depresión invierno autoengaño desapego

Londres ataca guille papel bachibac

conser bandas perdida Freddie

granada Índigo residencia expectativas

degeneración pasión académica Au dela

Alice underground

BlueIBM timidez ligera git cálculo geometría lógica

mesa comida aislamiento

estudio individual hechos análisis

serpiente alta de empatía

Intereses libro agobio lloro sensibilidad vs apatía less hechos analisis frío paseo cuarto

aprobado no fiesta Demian Erika corpus

[clarklovescarole]

November 1939: Her Giddy Days Over

November 16, 1939

By Sheilah Graham

HER GIDDY DAYS OVER

Carole Lombard Calms down, Since Last Marriage. 

Carole Lombard… western bit player – Mack Sennett bathing beauty – dramatic actress, zany actress, and now coming to you again in very serious vein in “Vigil in the Night” … Carole never does anything by halves, and, to give a true interpretation of her current role of nurse, she arranged the coincidence of a rush appendectomy and three weeks’ sojourn in a hospital. 

Carole’s career was due for the final fadeout ten years ago, when Cecil B. DeMille said to Assistant Mitchell Leisen, now a director – “Carole Lombard is a feather-brained playgirl who will never amount to anything in the picture business.” Leisen repeated this to Carole, scared her into a serious attitude, and, from them on, her star future in pictures was assured. 

FROM SUBSTANTIAL FAMILY

Miss Lombard is a natural blonde – but lightens her hair for pictures… She is one of the few actresses whose parents were well-to-do before this success… She was born in Fort Wayne, Ind., (1910)… Arrived in Hollywood when she was 10… Her real name is Jane Alice Peters… She became “Carole” because a numerologist said it would be lucky for her. It was. The Lombard was filched from family friends – Mr. and Mrs. Harry Lombard. 

Miss Lombard has been married twice – the first time to William Powell in 1931 – her pet name for him was “Junior.” … They were divorced in 1933. Her pet name for second husband Clark Gable is “Pappy.” He calls her “Mama.”

Carole has been less boisterous since her second nuptials – she has given up giving and going to parties. And it is quite hard to recognize the girl in slacks on the Encino farm as the dressed-up-to-the-hilt city girl of pre-Gable days… Her favorite conveyances these days are a station wagon and a black and gray motor scooter… The grounds of her valley home are spacious – twenty acres – but the wooden house is small and simple – with one guest room only (you saw this house in “Kid Galahad”). 

ALWAYS UP TO PRANKS

Carole is Hollywood’s gag girl No. 1… Pranks in the past include presents of custard pies to Norman Taurog (as a supposed rebuke from his producer); a picture of herself pasted on a ham to Clark Gable; also to Clark, a model T Ford with a coat of white paint, a bib and a red heart on one side. 

Miss Lombard, formerly under a long-term contract to Paramount, is now freelancing and getting $150,000 per picture… Her best picture – “My Man Godfrey” … Her worst – “Fools for Scandal” … Carole is extravagant when it comes to furs. She owns the skin of every animal you can think of – her favorite fur piece is a sable coat that cost $18,000… Favorite exercise, tennis – her most frequent partner is Alice Marble (who has a kind heart)… The three weeks Carole spent in the hospital recently were not, according to the actress, wasted – “for the first time in my life, I had time to think,” says Carole. 

[myprettylittlenancy]

Bib dito kame bday ni yandra! Cute kasi mermaid theme. Dito ka sana dami tayo ma judge haha

Then may kamuka si mami alice dito. Missing you!

[bringinbackpod]

We had the pleasure of interviewing Skid Row over Zoom video! Skid Row and earMUSIC join forces for the release of the new studio album The Gang's All Here. The album releaset coincides with the launch of the iconic hard rock band's Las Vegas Residency (as the Scorpions' special guests) on March 26. The album is available now in multiple configurations, including CD Digipak/1LP Gatefold (black, 180g); Ltd Splattered 1LP Gatefold (splattered black/white/red, 180g); Ltd Colored 1LP Gatefold (red transparent, 180g); Ltd Colored 1LP Gatefold (white, 180g). "The Gang's All Here" is an oath of triumph, exploding with powerful energy that makes us hunger for more. It is the logical next-generation leap of the band's trademark sound that stomps out new ground — with singer Erik Grönwall (formerly of H.E.A.T, one of the best frontmen of this or any hard rock era) joining the family. Produced by Grammy winner Nick Raskulinecz, a world-renowned producer (Foo Fighters, Rush, Alice In Chains, Halestorm, Evanescence) and longtime fan, Skid Row are ablaze. They are re-energized, kicking their sound way up to modern hard rock royalty. We want to hear from you! Please email Tera@BringinitBackwards.com . www.BringinitBackwards.com #podcast #interview #bringinbackpod #SkidRow #YouthGoneWIld #TheGangsAllHere #NewMusic #zoom Listen & Subscribe to BiB https://www.bringinitbackwards.com/follow/ Follow our podcast on Instagram and Twitter! https://www.facebook.com/groups/bringinbackpod