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meangreenmulletmachine · 2 years

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I thought the bots were bad before. It got worse.

#268 new followers this week #only maybe 10-20 of them are real people #come #on #dude #and like i dont actually care about my number of followers #its just the point of the thing #all these fucking bots #im def not the only one #also lol the newest wave isnt even trying #no more hot women just default icons #edit #i just looked #its been nearly exactly a week #almost 50 a day #sheeeesh

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girlwiththegreenhat · 2 months

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team fortress 2 finally getting rid of the bots after 5 years

work on the team fortress 2 comic continuing after 7+ years

half life 3 development looking more likely than ever with legitimate code, file, and voicework leaks referencing a new non-VR single-player game from valve featuring a HEV suit wearing protagonist and Xen creatures and concepts

shoutout to the valve fan that found the genie lamp. you a real one

#liz blogs #valve #team fortress 2 #tf2 #half life #half life 3 #what did i say. what did i fucking say.#once again the impossible becomes commonplace #valve exists as a company to walk into the gaming industry. slap their dicks on the table. and yell THIS IS HOW ITS DONE #and the gaming industry has never been in a more sorry state than it is now. maybe second only to the 80s i think. something something ET #in b4 its called Half Life Xen as all the files reference ''hlx''. hl3 fakeout. but its another half life game.#half life 3 has been ''made'' multiple times in various states but its never been up to standards. whatever this project is though sounds l #like its very far in development. maybe they didnt give up this time #ive never been closer in my life to actually saying half life 3 confirmed. its not confirmed but its looking really good for once #crazy year to be a valve fan i'll tell you what #its only the actual objective most anticipated game of all time. no biggie #edit - added a link for the comic news for those who dont know. and the bot bans havent been announced in one place anywhere #but you can literally just look it up on youtube or twitter. valve has been mass-banning bots for the last month. fixtf2 worked

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nina-iseri · 2 years

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hey guys we’re almost to 0 followers thank you so much everyone

#webbed site #i’m pretty sure this is to do with all the bots that follow me then i block #so maybe it fucks up whatever they use to count foloweers #i have no idea i’m no programmer #but certainly a webbed site moment

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llumimoon · 1 year

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THEY WERE NOT KIDDING ABT THE BOT NAMES LEVELING UP R YOU KIDDING

PLUMP UROLOGIST????????????

#cal rambles #this is some dndads type shit 😭#fucjing plump urologist. what is up with all these fucking BOTS #THERES SO GODDAMN MANY #THEY ALWAYS COME IN WAVES ISG

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cutieacefuck · 1 year

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I hate that I have to report this scantily clad postman, even if he is appreciable

#rambles #fucking bots #it makes me so sad seeing such a tumblr name and it not being a person #bots stop taking all the funny names ur making me sad!!!!

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jedi-starbird · 6 months

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I don't care what the hatman says I firmly believe Ahsoka is not describing Anakin as anything other than the most cringefail jedi ever.

When she finds out Anakin is Darth Vader? The same Vader she's been fighting against for a decade? The same Vader who's crimes she's had a front row seat for in the rebellion? Who killed all the friends and family she grew up with and is now also killing the new friends and family she's managed to scrape together in the ashes of everything she ever knew? Who puppets around the 501st, her and Rex's brothers, the men who trusted him with their lives, as nothing more than mindless murderers? Ohoho she wants him dead sooo bad. She takes 3 business days to process then comes back with full murderous rage unlocked. She's outside his evil lair banging pots and pans together telling him to square the fuck up, Master. Her Cain instinct is fully activated. Move outta the way old man, Ahsoka's going to do what she must and she's actually going to follow through with her words.

Obi-Wan's got the cornerstone on depression, Ahsoka's got rage covered, together they almost form one healthy grief response. (I'm imagining them both living at the same rebel base post O66 and the twins going between them for wildly contrasting takes on their dad lmao)

#she's hopping on the holonet and setting up bots to call darth vader a bitch ass little loser on every social media platform #this is her most important work as Fulcrum #also Rex too he fucking hates Vader for what he did to the 501st Ahsoka might eventually make peace with it all but he will fucking not #and thats so valid of him king #Vader being just a little proud of how good Ahsoka is when she duels him which just makes her even more mad because he has no right anymore #slightly scared cause this feels like a hot take in this fandom #ahsoka tano #darth vader #star wars

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survivinginthejungle · 5 months

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#asexual #taylor swift #the great bot war of 2024 #you swifties better be an army not just for the meme of it #i'm counting on all of you #i'm meming too much out of this but it's nice to have a sense of comunity when stuff goes down and we're all working together #it's annoying af that there are so many fucking bots #but it's so nice to see the community responding by not moving an inch for the bots #we can do it #💪💪💪

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cozylittleartblog · 4 months

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when valve has enough money to buy god, but they let bots ruin their game for 5 years and dox people 🤖🔫 #FIXTF2

everyone who signs this 100k+ petition will have their name printed and sent to valve HQ. this shit is unacceptable.

#fixtf2 #savetf2 #team fortress 2 #valve #i know hashtags dont work on tumblr in text posts but thats what the movement is called yknow #why are you - as valve - getting pwned by basement dwellers #art #tf2 fanart #scout #scout tf2 #artists on tumblr #tf2 #the bots were bad and annoying but then i found out they were literally committing felonies. i love valve but i hope they get sued now #TF2 is statistically and objectively one of THE most iconic FPS games of all time. it defined the genre. it persists at over 15 years old #it deserves so much better than this. its been five fucking years #TF2 basically got me *into* video games. it's art humor and characters have been MASSIVELY inspirational for me #i've made lifelong friends through TF2. this goofy hat simulator means A Lot to me and thousands of other people #2024 marks 10 years since I got into TF2 - late july 2014. it hurts to see the game in such a sorry state #but it's so nice to see people fighting for it again. if the world of warcraft guys can win maybe we can too #give it everything you've got boys o7 this is mainly a twitter movement but post it Everywhere You Can

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6kabuki · 4 months

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CAN U FUCKING BOTS STOP POSTING FUCKING LINKS W THE IMAGE BEING A FUCKING GIRL FLASHING ME WHENEVER I BROWSE A FUCKING TAG OH MY GOD?????????

#i was legit browsing #genshin angst #and #al haitham x reader #and a bunch of other like #genshin x reader #hsr x reader #etc #AND THESE FUCKING BOTS #POST PICS OF GIRLS FLASHING ME #AND U KNOW THE WORST PART IS THERES NO FILTER AT ALL #there r MINORS on this app #and they have the *audacity* to post their shit with #the worst fucking tags #no ur pussy has nothing to do w adhd #or pencils #get a fucking life

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luck-of-the-drawings · 5 months

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ANCIENT wip that i finally got around to splashin color onto. NO idea where this colorin style came from n it WONT happen again!! anyway i LOOOVE the general dynamic between arthur n emizel. both are so cool and so awesome and yet SO silly...

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi suckening #arthur bennett #emizel tucker #WEEE art is so fun..FUCKED UP THO that when i posted this on TWITTER...#i wokeup today to like 9 new comments n i was SO HAPPY!! but then i realized they were all BOTS!!DISGUSTING MACHINES MADE BY DISGUSTING PPL #VILE!!anyway so. YES i scribbled this up back when the ep w this scene first came out. what ep was that?? like 2 or so??#GOOD STUFF i love this show so much... the thought of arthur tucking himself down into the back o the car so he wouldnt be seen..#hes so serious&stoic and he just does the funniest shit with the straightest face.ive said it amillion times but i LOVE ARTHURS DRY HUMOR..#I ALSo really love emizel bc AAAA!! THE WHOLE SCENE B4 THIS ONE w him just catching up with soda...#those two are so cute w eachother.... ouhhh....... they are bestieeeessssss #do u guys ever think abt void... where did she come from.. how did her n arthur become friends.....#okayokay i think thats all the ramblings i have in me. enjoy my creations and your day aswell. if you can

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hi-there-buddies · 4 months

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Me: I think I’ll draw a fun little scene from my Steven Universe inspired Transformers au. Nothing too big, just something fun

Also me: *cries*

I told myself I wouldn’t spend too long cleaning this up so forgive the messinESS

#tweaked the bumblebee design I posted a while ago #fuck designing transformers is HARD #you basically just look through all the transformers iterations and pick the features you like most lmao #TWO DOWN #I have ratchets design ready but I’m still tweaking it #don’t even know what I’m gonna do for the others but we’ll cross that bridge later #transformers #Steven universe #transformers au #Steven universe au #bumblebee #tf bumblebee #this scene WRECKED ME the first time I saw it #love bumblebee’s backstory in this au can’t wait to write it all out #I’m giving them eyebrows and noses because WHO CARES #IF OPTIMUS CAN HAVE EYEBROWS IN TFP #AND THE BOTS CAN HAVE NOSES IN IDW #THEN I CAN DO IT #also I’ve looked at this for too long so I’m kinda blind to its big flaws so pls tell me if it’s uncanny lmao #he’s talking to ratchet btw #which I was gonna draw #but the only thing worse than designing transformers #is drawing them lying down #so idk lmao

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chessb0r3d · 9 months

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i cracked the code.

#believing dirk is the worst guy because its what dirk thinks of himself #ignoring daves bisexuality and think hes a gay man in denial even when he explained hes bisexual #believing john 'im not a homosexual' egbert is explicitly straight while he makes out with his mcconahey and cameron posters more #than he kissed women(literally only once)#believing that rose is an edgy psyhcotic little bitch when she was neglected. she speaks elegantly to cover that shes silly and a total ner #and how did people forget that rose also writes gay wizard fanfiction. reads Wikipedia. and her beautiful artstyle as a result of neglect #(and by neglect meaning having SO MUCH TIME to draw)#jake wasnt into dirk. he also told di that he didnt like how brobot getting touchy with him during strifes #but as part of the repression 4(prospit kids). he refused on changing the bot settings #what jane said about roxy being better when she was drunk. it was fucking sarcasm. its the least insane shit you could say to a best friend #all the kids have issues and of course people get mad over a girl being sarcastic.#when KARKAT said THE SAME THING to rose when she was drunk on the meteor nobody bats an eye #trolls are just grey humans that are bugs. he doesnt get an excuse for being an alien. humans were made from KARKATS BLOOD #jade isnt all silly girl and is so FULL OF HATE towards the trolls. she called karkat a fuckass (VERY FUNNY) to do her a favor #“jade would rather have punched karkat in the fact then had a pleasent conversation with him.”#“she viewed the trolls as rude mean and cruel. and even thought that nepeta was just making fun of her.#despite it being that nepeta just wanted to roleplay and have fun."#dred.loki #I HAVE YET TO ADD MORE. THESE ARE JUST NOTES #homestuck #chss

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girlwiththegreenhat · 3 months

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BREAKING NEWS: TEAM FORTRESS 2 COMIC 7 IS BEING WORKED ON

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#liz blogs #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 comic 7 #team fortress 2 comic 7 #jay pinkerton #WHO FOUND A GENIE. WHO DID MAGIC. THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY THERE'S NOT A SUPERNATURAL EXPLANATION FOR #ALL THIS #FIRST THE BOTS ARE GONE! NOW COMIC 7! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #IT IS GOOD DAY TO BE TF2 FAN #THANK YOU AUSTIN FOR SENDING ME THIS I AM GOING TFUCKING INSA NE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#INSANE INSANE INSANE BITING BITING INSANE BITING #IF THIS IS A PRANK I WILL ACTUALLY KILL SOMEONE.

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sarai-the-furry · 1 month

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As much as i love rescue bots, there are some things that absolutely piss me off now that i want to become a firefighter

not surprisingly, there are instances where kade has to go into a fire

normal firefighter stuff, right?

MY DUDE YOU WERE JUST IN A BURNING BUILDING, WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR PPE. YOUR SCBA??? YOUR MASK??? YOUR HOOD???? MY DUDE YOU AINT FROM WHERE FIREFIGHTERS DIDNT USE MASKS, FUCKING USE THEM

this screenshot is from Season 2, Episode 14 "The Vigilant Town"

#transformers #transformers rescue bots #tfrb #tf #rescue bots #tfrb heatwave #my dude #kade your gear cant fucking protect you IF YOURE NOT FUCKING WEARING IT #yes i know this is a kids show but DAMN this really grinds my gears bc YOU DONT GO INTO A FIRE WITHOUT ALL YOUR GEAR ON #AND THAT MEANS YOUR SCBA AND MASK #GODDDDD #i love hyperanalyzing a kids show and getting mad at it being unrealistic #tfrb kade #rescue bots kade #kade burns

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huginsmemory · 12 days

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Reading journal 3 again is a reminder that... Well Ford is kinda an asshole towards Fiddleford. It's not just Stan. Like he's so focused on himself and his project and his ambition that anyone/thing else blurs out (him disregarding Fiddleford's nervousness around the gremloblin because he wants to sketch it, and when it goes sideways, him talking about the safety of the project parts BEFORE how Fiddleford was doing in his journal, multiple times. Priorities much?) and he's demeaning towards Fiddleford's own project (which ends up being wayyyy more important then Ford's discoveries)... Like damn Fiddleford, u left ur wife and young son for this guy?

#gravity falls #ford pines #stanford pines #fiddleford mcgucket #fiddleford hadron mcgucket #ford squared #like... i get where reading the journal so its more of Ford unfiltered thoughts but it REALLY shows his priorities #and yeah I'm nor saying there wasnt good things in their relationship but Ford still is very much by this point extremely self-absorbed #and it SHOWS and its not... it bot very pretty. like we joke about Bill fumbling Ford and how great Ford is but like ..#compared to McGucket who earnestly cared Ford... was extremely self-absorbed and selfish. and like McGucket definitely #began to help Ford step out of his self-absorption and solely being driven by his ambition but in the end it ended terrribly #literally McGucket feeling so unsafe in the relationship and where he was that he made the memory gun and then USED IT UNCONSENTED on Ford #because he couldnt destroy it and Ford demanded him too... like yikes #anyways theyre all a fucking delight to chew on #this is not supposed to come off as ford squares disliking this is me going those two arent as wholesome as u might think when they were #younger. or maybe since im not a lurker in that part of the fandom i just have a poor conception of what its like compared to like. billford #like you can REALLY see what Bill likes in Ford #hugin rambles #hugin rambles gf

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cybertron-smash-or-pass · 4 days

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Bonus! Rescue Bots Academy Ratchet

#is he technically tfp ratch? is he technically cyberverse ratch?? We Dont Know!!#the timeline is fucked and the aligned continuity falls to naught but ash!!!!!!#weep as the universe collapses in on itself and the unicron singularity devours all we love!!!!#anyway him being an uncle is evidence that transformers reproduce sexually in aligned cyberverse or both so everyone say thank u ratch #maccadam #transformers #poll #smash or pass #rescue bots academy #ratchet #deeply silly man from what i understand

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