#allsassnoclass

[merry-the-cookie]

hello teresa!!!! these are all really fun so i'm going to give you options for the outfits please pic your favorite of these three: calum in d3, ashton in g4, or ms. julie molina in 3b -hazel

hello hazel @allsassnoclass thank you <3 i went with julie cause ive been drawing too many boys

[ijustdontlikepeople]

Buck + Aquarium as requested by @allsassnoclass

[clumsyclifford]

hi bella!!!! i feel like it's been a while since i've been here this is crazy. anyway does happy or blush appear in your wip? -hazel

what's UP hazel maybe it has been a hot minute but i guarantee you both of those do appear just give me a moment to do a search

happy from 5sos doc A (9 results, surprisingly less than i anticipated)

“You’re full of shit,” Ashton informs Calum, a silly smile on his face. But it grows a little, warming up, and he adds earnestly, “I’m really glad you’re on our team this summer. I’m happy I met you.”

doesn't appear in 5sos doc B, which is. maybe says something about that fic plot. or probably just says that i definitely havent written enough of it lmao

happy from teen wolf doc (14 results!)

Scott shakes his head. “Stiles, what’s going on with you?” “Why do you think something is going on?” “Well, you’re…” Scott gestures, but can’t bring himself to finish the sentence the way he means to. Happy. Energetic. A lot like old Stiles.

blush from 5sos doc A (7 results, again surprisingly low)

Luke laughs. A blush colors his cheeks. “Stop complimenting me. You’re not being very convincing about not trying to seduce me.”

blush from 5sos doc B

Luke ponders this. "I guess so." He finishes his first mac and cheese and Michael swaps it out for the other one, fresh out of the microwave. Luke looks gratefully up at him. "Would you come with me?" Michael swallows. "Uh…" "I don't know anyone else and I don't know where anything is," Luke says, blushing. "But never mind. Sorry."

amazingly blush is nowhere in my teen wolf doc. my docs are surprising me left and right today huh

send me a word and i’ll search for it in my WIP!

[calumsclifford]

i’ll be patient despite our racing hearts

rating : teen and up audiences

relationships : mashton, minor cake

words : 5767

The thing is, Michael and Ashton aren’t not friends. They do things that friends do. They enjoy each other’s company. They have the same taste in music. They have good talks. “You can be friends with your boyfriend, Michael,” Calum says, exasperated.

or, Michael and Ashton are accidentally fake dating

read here on ao3

a/n: this fic is part of the 5sos summer fic exchange! this time, i wrote for monse (@lukemichaelcalumashton)! i hope you enjoy some good old mashton fake dating! i had a blast writing it!

as always, massive thank you to hazel (@allsassnoclass) for organizing! i am always in awe of your work and dedication, and i appreciate you an insane amount!

i am, of course, not the only writer participating in the exchange! please go check out @5sos-fic-exchange to check out our other wonderful writers’ fics! i’m excited to read through them, i hope you are too!

[pxrxmoore]

liv is only there for one season unfortunately :( but yeah 911 lone star is absolutely insane and constantly hits you with drama at all times. regular 911 is better written in my opinion (they don't have a main character in the hospital every other episode like lone star seems to and are better at balancing plot arcs throughout the season) but i do LOVE most of the characters in lone star -hazel

nooooooooo 😭 that is tragic 💔 yeah it is fr batshit insane what is even happening. it all seems rly disjointed an like they’re trying rly hard to put out a good message but its getting a lil lost w all the other insane drama 😭 ooooh ok i might watch the reg show then thank u!!! yeah i am a lil obsessed w tk already fr @allsassnoclass

[daphnebowen]

get to know me a lil better

stolen from @allsassnoclass thanks sis I don’t know you but 😝

Three ships: rina, seblos, and tomdaya (are we doing fictional or irl or…? Both i guess)

first ever ship: uhhh Aviva and Chris from wild kratts (those sparks were there I kid you not)

last song: bad idea right? by the one and only Olivia Rodrigo

last movie: I believe it was tenet?? omg such a good movie had me confused till the very end but definitely worth it - the light bulbs I had during this movie were 😚 so yes definitely recommend to those who haven’t seen it!

currently reading: the final gambit by Jennifer Lynn Barnes (think that’s her name lol) it’s book three of the inheritance games series. I absolutely love it, it’s got drama (sooo muchhhh dramaaaa), romance, mystery, secrets, riddles, and lots of plot twists!

Currently watching: just started rewatching hsmtmts season four (again, so sue me) and surviving summer ☺️

currently consuming: nothing

currently craving: cookie two step ice cream and cheese fries with bacon (weird combo ik but I’m hungry)

tagging anyone who sees this and would like to do it :))))))

[daydadahlias]

who are some other fanfic authors you recommend?

ooo!! well in the 5sos fandom, I ofc have to recommend (i indicated the ships for people who I've just Read a bunch of that ship from them not bc it's the only ship they've written):

the court of cake: Molly @burstingsunrise (galacticsugar on ao3), Meg @kaleidoscopeminds (also kaleidoscopeminds on ao3!), Aria @calumthoodshands (also calumthoodshands on ao3), & Emma @crossedwiress (toddamyanderson on ao3)

the league of lashton: Amanda @lifewasradical (also lifewasradical on ao3), Anna @ashtcnirwin (elivigar on ao3), Bella @clumsyclifford (bellawritess on ao3), & Helen @calumcest (softirwin on ao3)

the cashton crew: Maya @calumsash (beecosmic on ao3), Monse @lukemichaelcalumashton (nothingliketherain on ao3), Ashley @ashtonarmpit (thesaltyspice on ao3), & Vicky @myfalsedevotion (FalseDevotion on ao3)

the members of the miscellaneous (people who write a multitude of ships): Hazel @allsassnoclass (also allsassnoclass on ao3), Ri @ryebreadloaf (riibread on ao3), & Megs @igarbagecannoteven (kingscrossinseptember)

and ofc the queen of x reader: Crystal @kindahoping4forever (also kindahoping4forever on ao3)

and these are the writers I've personally read the most from and enjoyed :) also if u go thru my bookmarks on ao3, you'll find some goodies that way too <3

[traumabuddies]

Name change (please read!)

Hi hi! So, I mentioned that I was thinking of changing my name on here, and everyone's been really cool about it! So I'm doing it now because I've been thinking about it for months and we're not putting this off anymore guys.

I am now going to go by Lex! (vibe checked by @buckleyseddie and @buck2eddie thank you<3) I'll keep my rambling tag in the same vein as before, so it will be #lex says things.

Gonna tag some friends/mutuals under the cut to make sure you guys don't miss it and maybe pass this around!

@pxrxmoore @lover-of-mine @lifewasradical @allsassnoclass @rogerzsteven @nicholas-nelsons @chamaleonsoul @ijustdontlikepeople @badluck-buck @diazass @heartbeatdiaz @sunfleursky @transbuck @userdisaster @911onabc

[5sosfanfictioncatalogue]

Married Lashton Masterlist

By The Sound of a Drum (ao3) - DeanAndHisBeautyQueen G, 2k

Summary: This one shot is about Lashton - Luke and Ashton are married and are about to have a baby! There good friends Michael and Calum decides that they would like to take Luke out for a bit of fun before the babe is here and while he is out Ashton goes into labor!

Come Back When You Can (ao3) - fivesecondsofmae T, 1k

Summary: Luke and Ashton left the Shadowhunter world as soon as they could so they could get married and start a family and have a normal family life, but when Luke gets a call from the Sydney Institute, announcing they have information about his deceased parents, he decides to go and found out what he can about his history, leaving behind his husband and their daughter. What will happen when Luke is reunited with his parabatai and Ashton is left with his, to care for their child? Can their relationship survive even when the Shadowhunter world collapses in on them once again?

Convivencia (ao3) - antisocialhood M, 4k (WIP)

Summary: Or, Ashton and Luke find themselves twisted up in a fake marriage for a cheaper college tuition, and somehow, feelings come about.

Domesticated Erotica: Luke’s Hobby (ao3) - twinkylukey E, 1k

Summary: Basically, Luke likes those hetero erotic romance novels and Ashton thinks it’s cute

Good Days Start With Coffee and You (ao3) - lgbtlukas, MyMy G, 2k

Summary: Calum wonders if Michael is as invested in this relationship as he is, but he doesn't know that Michael is one step ahead of him.

Home Is Wherever I'm With You (ao3) - fivesecondsofmae M, 2k

Summary: Luke and Ashton Irwin-Hemmings live in suburban London with their 3 children. Fluff for now about the cutest couple in existence. Lashton.

I'll Give You The Best Years (ao3) - FayeHunter T, 4k

Summary: Luke and Ashton have their backyard wedding

no control (ao3) - lukevegas N/R, 625

Summary: so evryones cute and married and ashton doesn't know when to shut his mouth

Off-Screen (ao3) - allsassnoclass (brightblackholes)

Summary: Now that classes are being taught from home due to the pandemic, students are getting a glimpse into Professor Irwin's home life, especially when his mysterious husband keeps interrupting class.

Tastycake (ao3) - plushyluke E, 2k

Summary: “i was not an ‘it girl’!” he sat up to straddle ashton.

as ashton took in the tall blonde figure with the poutiest lips and the brightest blue eyes, he almost laughed out loud at the assumption. he placed the forgotten prom queen tiara on top of luke’s head and tutted.

“you were the cheerleading captain, an a-student, blonde, and a little mean. i think it is safe for me to say I was intimidated by all of your…assets.”

or luke is looking through old memories, and ashton needs to remind him that he'll always be the 'it girl' in his eyes

The Panty-Dropper (ao3) - Honeyedlashton E, 5k

Summary: Ashton’s discovered an old recipe from Luke’s recipe box, and decided to cash in on an anniversary prize.

the situation is like a mountain that's been weighing on my conscience - @sup3rbloom (haveufoundwhaturlookingfor) T, 2k

Summary: Luke is closeted and nobody outside of the band, and close family, knows that he has a secret husband. During promo for Youngblood, Luke suffers a panic attack when the interviewer asks a personal question. Cue, Ashton to the rescue and comfort.

What A Wonderful World This Would Be (ao3) - badtales G, 784

Summary: "May I have this dance?" He asked formally and handed a hand out for Ashton to hold. Ashton smiled so brightly Luke couldn't help but think he was looking at the sun and if Ashton was the sun, Luke was the moon, lighting up when Ashton was shining on him.

"You may," Ashton giggled and placed his hand gently in Luke's allowing the younger boy to lead the dance.

aka. married Lashton sharing a moment

you tell me you're tipsy, i tell you you're pretty (ao3) - orphan_account E, 13k

Summary: He heads off towards the bathroom, trying to avoid the inevitable conversation, when he notices something glinting off of Ashton’s left hand. He steps forward, picking up Ashton’s left hand and staring at the ring on the boy’s finger and felt himself stiffen. “Ash, why is there a wedding ring on your hand?”

Ashton’s eyes bulged out of his head and the moment he caught sight of the ring and he tore his hand out of Luke’s, staring at his hand as if it was on fire. “What the fuck,” he whispers to himself before looking over at Luke, murder in his eyes. “What the fuck did you do!?” he demands, as if Luke had something to do with the entire thing. As far as he knows though, he had nothing to do with this entire situation.

Or maybe he did, but he was hoping he didn’t.

or, Luke and Ashton wake up married during a weekend in Vegas

[merry-the-cookie]

i am late to this sleepover but i'd love to know your favorite trope! and for the boys, in fmk style, choose go to a museum with, see a movie with, go to brunch with, and go on a hike with! -hazel

its never too late this sleepovers going on forever idc @allsassnoclass <3

omg favorite trope… thats so difficult i cant make choices gjfksjjf i wanna say, differences to lovers? which sounds weird but i just like a chiller version of enemies to lovers (tho i love that too), and characters who "shouldnt" work together but absolutely do, and complete each other in what the other is lacking. so i guess more clearly i should say opposites attract gjfksjf but not in the uh, im a toxic mf and ur trying to fix me gjfjdd more in a sun and moon type dynamic, which i love. i love love LOVE characters having to learn to understand each other and adapt to each other, and if theres some misgivings and misjudging in the beginning thats just a plus in my book <3

idk if any of that made sense but, yeah!!! And for the second part, omg i thought this would be clear cut but then i struggled to make a choice for ten minutes fjdjJFJDJD

- i would go to the museum with ashton! so we could maybe draw together and talk about life and art and stuff and just be real nerdy and pretentious 💀

- i would go see a movie with michael but not any movie, i wanna watch something nerdy, or like an anime movie. i wanna watch promare or my hero academia two heroes with him gjdksjjf

- i would go on a hike with calum cus i feel he would enjoy it but also he seems patient enough to go on a chill hike with my non-sporty wheezing ass gjdkjs lets just enjoy the scenery and talk abt life and stuff <3

- and finally id go to brunch with luke, which sounds terrifying! but i really wanna just sit down and talk to him about society and gender gjfjJDJD ever since that glimpse of a rant in the amazon livestream ive been wanting to just. 🤝 lets talk mate. ill take the mortifying awkwardness of inital small talk and sitting in front of one another and our similar brands of awkwardness clashing horribly, if it means i can sit and chat while eating pancakes. idk im very passionate about this.

sorry for rambling i just loved these questions fjdjsj thank you <3

never too late for the sleepover

[ijustdontlikepeople]

🌺vibe check moodboards🌺 @allsassnoclass

[clumsyclifford]

okay i know you have a lot to do so please don't use this as a procrastination tactic but! i would like to know 6, 13, 23, and 28 please -hazel

sgnfkblgdfsj how dare you suggest i would use answering tumblr asks as a procrastination tactic

6. What’s a theme you find in your work? friendship! and also, the importance of kitchens! friendship is hugely important to me as a person with a shit ton of friends and also as a person who has never been in a relationship - considering i'm always writing fic that is about a romantic relationship i also always want to emphasize the importance of having people in your life who are not your Love Interest. and how much they can add meaning to your life in ways that are equal to but different than the way a Love Interest can.

13. Is there something you’d like to see created but you know you can’t/won’t do yourself? probably! although to be honest usually it's the reverse, where i don't know that i want to see something created until it is, and then i see it and i'm like damn i wish i had done this but also i couldve never done this. it's a great experience though because then once ive read it i can be like wow that was amazing because i got the same feeling i get when rereading my own work (the feeling of "this is exactly the thing i wanted to read") but without having to put in all the effort of writing it !! it's awesome. that is how i feel about @burstingsunrise's muke fic interlude. i also feel this way about most of @reveriesofawriter's writing.

23. Where do you find inspiration? EVERYWHERE no but really i find inspiration everywhere. often watching tv shows or movies will get me in a certain mindset that will inspire me to write something a certain way or in a certain genre, and literally anything and everything in life inspires me. i was just chatting with one of the senior techs i work with who was telling me about his time being a roadie and a tech for some very small touring bands and i was like. this could be a fic. so yeah. everywhere and anywhere

28. What part of your creative process do you enjoy most? reading my own work. i don't know if that counts but i have come to realize lately that the best part of having created something, for me, is that it now exists in its entirety for me to enjoy as a story or otherwise as content to consume. i LOVE rereading my fics!! i wrote them because they were stories i thought would be great to read and i love to find out that that is the case!!!

creatives ask list

[5sos-fic-fest]

Author Spotlight: Hazel

Name:

Hazel

Tumblr URL:

@allsassnoclass (and also this one! I am the mod!)

AO3:

allsassnoclass

What do you like about the “friends to lovers” trope?

All lovers should also be friends! What's the point of being in a relationship with someone if you don't enjoy just hanging out with them? Also, as an ace person, I feel like friends to lovers is the most logical way to get to a romantic relationship, because for me personally that's how it usually works lol

When did you first become a fan of 5sos?

2019! But the obsession didn't fully hit until 2020 in quarantine

What do you enjoy most about writing fic?

I love how character-focused it is and how endless the possibilities are! It's fun to work within a pre-existing framework and make it your own, and it definitely helps that fanfiction is much more community based than original fiction. It's pretty easy to talk about ideas or get feedback in a fandom where there's already a lot of people who love the same stuff you do!

Describe your fic for this fest in three words:

inevitability, obvious secrets

Special promo:

Masterlist

[pxrxmoore]

don't get me wrong regular 911 can be intense and dramatic as well (it follows the same format of multiple calls each episode, usually with some sort of connecting theme) but i find lone star more exhausting because they're more likely to constantly put the main characters in peril without break whereas 911 is more willing to play the long game and build up to stuff with their characters -hazel

i mean valid i guess thats a solid show format 😭 its a Bit Much tho hahaha. it’s deff exhausting rn an yeah like big plot points things are just sorta happening without any build up 😭 @allsassnoclass

[chamaleonsoul]

APPEARANCE

i am over 5’5” (i am 5'5". where does that leave me) // i wear glasses/contacts (sometimes) // i have blonde hair // i prefer loose clothing to tight clothing // i have one or more piercings // i have at least one tattoo // i have blue eyes // i have dyed or highlighted my hair // i have gotten plastic surgery // i have or had braces // i sunburn easily // i have freckles // i paint my nails // i typically wear make-up // i don’t often smile // i am pleased with how i look // i prefer nike to adidas // i wear baseball hats backwards

HOBBIES/TALENT

i play a sport // i can play an instrument // i am artistic // i know more than one language // i have won a trophy in some sort of competition // i can cook or bake without a recipe // i know how to swim // i enjoy writing // i can do origami // i prefer movies to tv shows // i can execute a perfect somersault // i enjoy singing // i could survive in the wild on my own // i have read a new book series this year // i enjoy spending time with friends // i travel during school or work breaks // i can do a handstand

RELATIONSHIP

i am in a relationship // i have been single for over a year // i have a crush // i have a best friend i have known for ten years // my parents are together // i have dated my best friend // i am adopted // my crush has confessed to me // i have a long distance relationship // i am an only child // i give advice to my friends // i have made an online friend // i met up with someone i have met online

AESTHETIC

i have heard the ocean in a conch shell // i have watched the sun rise // i enjoy rainy days // i have slept under the stars // i meditate outside // the sound of chirping calms me // i enjoy the smell of the beach // i know what snow tastes like // i listen to music to fall asleep // i enjoy thunderstorms // i enjoy cloud watching // i have attended a bonfire // i pay close attention to colours // i find mystery in the ocean // i enjoy hiking on nature paths // autumn is my favourite season

MISCELLANEOUS

i can fall asleep in a moving vehicle // i am the mom friend // i live by a certain quote // i like the smell of sharpies // i am involved in extracurricular activities (yes??? tf does this mean) / i enjoy mexican food (duh) // i can drive a stick-shift // i believe in true love // i make up scenarios to fall asleep // i sing in the shower // i wish i lived in a video game // i have a canopy above my bed // i am multiracial // i am a redhead // i own at least three dogs

thanks to @calumthoodshands @sunfleursky & @allsassnoclass for tagging me<3

if you'd like to/haven't yet: @pxrxmoore @reveriesofawriter @caramelcalum @lover-of-mine

[daydadahlias]

please gimme the BEST 5sos fics you’ve ever read because i am in need

I will give you my favorites <3 with a line of very not helpful commentary bc i need to get back to homework and don't have time to make a great list and i think the mystery of clicking w/ no information will be half the fun

convenience store on oak street by lifewasradical bc it's so silly and fluffy <3

hello, hello by bellawritess THE GOAT!!! THE OG!!!!!!!!!!

if i knew from the start, would it change a thing? by acetominophen fucking love the vibes on this. rodeo boy x artist???? say no more.

comfortable silence by galacticsugar y'all know how i feel about a molly fic and this one is gorgeous.

Off-stage by nothingliketherain (39_killer_queen)  this cute as FUCK! i love ot4

Three, that's the magic number by beecosmic  i think this is so cutie and funny <3

rhythm by lifewasradical I LOVE THIS FIC !!!!!! body worship make jess go WAHHHHHHH

we'll make the great escape by allsassnoclass (brightblackholes) set in canon fics (especially ot4 ones) fuck me UP

stained hearts by galacticsugar when i say must-read i mean that.

if we make it through december by allsassnoclass (brightblackholes) i CRIEEDDD over this one. also!! perfect for the christmas season!!!

Line Work by ashtonhours (heartandmindxx) this one fucks me up <3

talk to me, baby by kaleidoscopeminds literally best smut out there!! so soft !!! so hot !! so sweet <3

Cards Are Dealt by elivigar AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! THE ONE !!!! THE ONE !!!!!

under my skin by galacticsugar this is one of my favorite fics ever :)

Silver Ecstasy by lonik this might be a hot take but cock warming is something that is very personal to me

Tidal Wave by elivigar this is literally tidal wave, do i need to say anything else about it??

the flatmate arrangement by kaleidoscopeminds THIS FIC !! IS SO CUTE !!!! AND SO FUN !!!!

let me take care of you by brokenstereotype one of my all time faves as an ashton stan

Please Check Your Clothing At The Door by shotforme (wentpostal) this is the first 5sos fic i ever read :( so i have a deep attachment to it

if these walls could talk (they've seen way too many things) by softirwin this goes crazy. also one of the first fics i read !!