#also British dude

[silverhands-slut]

im slowly becoming an apex bitch again help

[royalarchivist]

Luzu: Yeah, you know, I told people that I would happily make some dictionaries so that you guys have expressions to use, like you can have a book in your inventory that you open to have like basic Spanish stuff, I'm gonna mess his one, like his -

Phil: Oh yes, please.

Luzu: - book up, and I'm gonna make all like, have no meaning.

Phil: Please give him like, a - a silly book, a - give him a silly one.

Luzu: Yeah. How do I pronounce his name, Wilbur, or Wilb? Or Wil?

Phil: You got it right the first time! Yup, it's Wilbur.

Luzu: Oh yeah? Alright.

Phil: Yup yup! Or just Wil. Either - either works.

Luzu: I wanna have to find a way to, yeah, have a cold revenge. Like, he - he may be laughing today, and, "heehee, haha!" we did like this small joke, and in 20 days I'm gonna destroy everything that he loves in this server.

[soaked-ghost]

my frozen time... moves again!

[tooquirkytolose]

I just watched red white and royal blue and I find it highly unrealistic that they never had Alex's brown mexican ass ragging on british cuisine like not even ONCE

[vettely]

do you ever see instagram comments praising alex and you just want to scream at every single one of them bc those are probably the same people who were so fucking mean to him like three years ago and writing the most ugly comments every single race demanding red bull to replace him

[rosurie]

relationship chart (1/3) - Damsel's version ♡

more info below the cut

Whitney

Whitney and Damsel didn't get along at first because Whitney is used to people being afraid of him and Damsel...was not anout to let a blonde man bully her. He was unarmed and tried bullying her? 🤨 ...yeah so they used to fight a lot. [despite her small form she's got a very high pain tolerance and will also fight dirty]

Whitney is low dom

Robin

they couldn't date. well... it's not entirely impossible for them to start dating but it would have to be way farther in the future.

Damsel resents her for not doing enough to pay off her rent or stand up for herself. but she also doesn't want to see her in pain or suffering.

this creates a weird dynamic with them where Damsel hates her as much as she loves her.

Robin is mid-low confidence. mostly cause Damsel often won't muster the energy to cater to Robin in a way that makes her more confident.

Kylar

oh boy.

Damsel is..civil with Kylar. she doesn't often say anything rude to him, she speaks with him when he seeks her out, she'll occasionally tell people to stop picking on him...

that's mostly so he'll keep scaring people away from her though. and she likes the idea of someone being that obsessed with her.

she can't help it! he's just so cute clamoring for her attention <3

sometimes when she's in the mood she'll push his buttons a bit, just to see him make that cute little hurt face...

he's a loser and Damsel likes that.

Niki

the one person in this list that had Damsel smitten at first sight.

they approached her about modeling and she folded like a lawn chair.

she ended up often hanging around after their photo sessions to talk to Niki.

Damsel prides herself on being Niki's muse.

Ivory Wraith

Damsel didn't take the necklace. it was on a pedestal in an underwater room....that thing was most certainly haunted. she's not touching that.

her initial react to the Wraith was fear, but she found as it kept seeking her out that she was fascinated by it.

eventually went to Jordan to ask about it.

Sydney

poor Sydney man, Damsel had an immediate resentment towards him. she found his forgiving attitude nauseating.

plus she's not the biggest fan of the Temple (it gives her the creeps and she only likes Jordan) so she was pretty wary of him

she started hanging out with him for the sole purpose of corrupting him

accidentally fell for him. that wasn't part of her plan. she had to sit and think about that one when she finally recognized her own feelings.

[medusa-was-innocent]

[haloberry]

@tubborucho So glad you asked! :D

Q!Tubbo was/is the young CEO of Tubnet, and was arrested and memory wiped by the Federation due to “leaking” contents of an NDA!

They had a wayward soul type of childhood, where after their main server got blown up by an Anarchy Server, they hopped place to place learning everything and anything their was of different worlds and mods before finally getting enough skill and money to fund their own company at the ripe age of 16!

Of course, a project like this needs to some partners to help things run smoothly, and just so happens the Federation was nearby! :)

And Tubbo was content with the partnership! He gave various information about different mods and even help design different machines for them, while the Federation gave him money for the server.

Until on day, Tubbo learned the true nature and practices the Federation when Cucurucho left documents talking about, you guessed it, the ice prison! He saw names of many, and his name on the top.

So, he runs and tries to blast it everywhere but Cucurucho ‘naps him with he’s signature “Ha Ha Ha, No” and warps him to the prison were he was kept until, of course he’s defrostment.

I feel like this theory feeds everyone, as we get valid reasons why he was arrested and why he has all the knowledge he does! And why he’s honestly pretty chill with the Federation and had immediate distrust if Cucurucho! Because, “why does he look like someone that kidnaps and tortures children.” :)

[kawarikisaki]

While the fandom is a mess because of The Spoiler, can I just take a moment to fixate wildly on something that changes nothing? I can? Cool. So...... Kaito is left-handed.

Hear me out-

I understand that this is meant to be a show of Midoriko's keen observational skills however;

It's so amazingly specific.

The fact that it includes other people that come to this house means that other common guests are being considered in her data set, so we can exclude the possibility that there's some kind of household rule against leaving a torn bit.

But even then Kaito is supposedly the only one that it rips on the right edge for, so there's got to be a fundamental difference in how he's tearing it compared to everyone else. And so being left-handed is less common than being right handed so that fits actually.

Also just overthinking it but if the tp is gonna rip it's gonna do it on the far side from where you started tearing.

But anyway that impacts nothing really, since he's a magician he's probably trained to the point of being functionally ambidextrous, but maybe he favors his left a little in situations where there's no need to calculate his movements.

[sawg-the-saw-blog]

had to fix something with my tickets tonight at @sawthemusical & the guy at the window straight up asked if we'd rather be in the front row! In the blood splash zone! FUCK YEAH!

we were then informed that the guy at the window was Cooper Jordan. thanks, Coop ✌🏽😎

[acheronist]

original seaman's papers scan i found -> zoom in on the description info -> after i stared at it for hours trying to read the incredibly faded + loopy script.

@bridglars 🤝 insane people alert

[cheeseknives]

Yes....

...why are you looking at me like that though...

[venomgaia]

old n new icon for Fenris "Blade of the Starscreaming Blood Moon" Vanargandr, my Echo Knight

[yesterdayiwrote]

I know it's been said before, but Martin Brundle's grid walks are so terrible sometimes. Mary Earps came up to him so brightly and enthusiastically really wanting to talk to him and she was a) the only woman he spoke to yesterday and b) the only one he didn't ask any F1 questions to...

[object-yaoi]

I DONT WANNA BE RUDE but i dont get why people wanna fuck that vampire twink so much

[chibi-scone]

So that new Rhys Darby interview about s3 ….💀