#also i pinned snakes hair back then I was like “fuck they already have one diagnosed with that” but like.lol ok whatever

[leloup2007album]

guys go to jupiter to uhhhh to uhhmm.... get on the compupiter? o.o

[a-writer-on-elm-street]

Can I please ask for a smut Damon request using this picture. Imagine distracting Damon whilst he’s concentrating on a phone call to ric and he punishes you for being a naughty girl for interrupting his call and pins you to the bed . Sorry I’m just a very naughty minded girl when it comes to Damon 😜

Apologise

a/n: thank you so much for the request i loved writing this!! hope you enjoy! <3 (also, i'm so sorry it took so long)

pairing: damon x fem!reader

warnings: smut, fingering, unprotected sex

word count: 644

You chuckle against Damon's skin, your lips dragging along his stomach as he squirms beneath you, his phone pressed to his ear.

You can hear Alaric's muffled voice coming through the speaker as you hook your fingers under the waistband of Damon's jeans, prompting him to curse at you under his breath.

But he doesn't make a move to stop you, only attempting to stifle a groan as he keeps his phone to his ear.

And you find yourself stifling a laugh when you hear Alaric ask if everything's okay.

"Yeah, Ric," Damon says, his voice strained as he squirms beneath you. "Everything's great. Nothing wrong here."

You find it all the more amusing by how hard he's trying to cover, despite the fact that he's practically groaning into the phone, one of his hands absentmindedly playing with your hair.

Once you manage to pull his pants off along with his boxers, you waste no time in wrapping your hand around his length, eliciting a startled sigh from him, his hips jerking into you from the contact.

"Are you sure you're okay?" You hear Ric ask him, and it makes you chuckle.

Damon glares at you as he speaks.

"Yeah, Ric, everything's fine." He assures him again, readjusting himself slightly beneath you. "But you know what, I uh─I might have to call you back."

Before you're even able to wrap your lips around him, he's threading a hand into your hair, pulling you up so that you're face to face with him now.

"Were you not aware that I was on a call?" He asks, pressing his mouth into a line as he looks at you.

"I was aware."

"Hm." He hums, twirling a finger through your hair. "What am I gonna do with you?"

Before you have a chance to offer him any suggestions, he's flipping you onto your back, his fingers snaking around your throat as he hovers over you.

"As much as I loved your hand around my dick." He smirks, his free hand trailing down your body. "You really shouldn't interrupt my calls like that."

"What're you gonna do about it?"

He doesn't offer you an answer, and instead you feel his fingers slide beneath the waistband of your jeans.

"Now, you've been a bad bad girl," he tuts, pressing a finger against you through the fabric of your panties. "And bad girls get punished."

You laugh. "And how is this a punishment?"

"Oh, you'll see." He smirks, sliding his hand inside your panties, his fingers swirling around your clit.

You sigh, throwing your head back into the pillows when he pushes a finger inside of you.

Except, he doesn't move, instead choosing to remain painfully still, a wicked smirk on his face as he looks down at you.

"Damon," you whine, looking down to where his hand had disappeared in your jeans. "Come on."

"What? I'm not doing anything."

"Exactly, you're not doing anything."

"What would you like me to do?" He asks, a knowing grin on his face as he moves his hand ever so slightly against you. "You want me to fuck you?"

"Yes," you sigh, nodding your head at him.

"Apologise."

"What?"

He smirks. "You interrupted my call. Apologise."

You continue to resist, shifting uncomfortably beneath him, but he won't let up.

"If you apologise," he says, slipping his hand out of your jeans now. "Then I'll give you what you want."

"Okay, I'm sorry," you finally say, giving in.

"That's right."

And with that, he's flipping you over onto your front, his hands already tugging your jeans off. And within seconds, he's inside you, already moving at a brutal pace as he holds you up, rough fingers digging into your ass.

"God," you moan, your mouth twisting into a smile as he fucks you. "I'm so so sorry. So sorry."

"And I forgive you."

[Main Masterlist]

[hyunjilicious]

[bang chan x reader] // [minho x reader]

Summary: this started out as a "how would bf!skz react to you saying 'it hurts' (or any variation of) during sex" but I got carried away and it turned into just plotless filth.. + writing this for more than 2 members in one night felt like cheating lol (SMUT) ~1k each

Warnings: unprotected sex, oral (m receiving)... face fucking basically, slapping, spanking, name calling (whore, slut..) + plus lowkey degradation, cum play/swallowing, tying ppl up (??? idk how else to say it sksksk), lowkey mean!Chan but like consensually lowkey mean!Chan, pain in the ass!Minho... I think this is everything? I don't know. Please let me know if I missed anything!! Also 18+ PLS!!! DNI OTHERWISE!!!!

Chan: 

I'm sorry, but you two already have a safe word so whatever you say besides that, is only going to be used against you. 

He'd have you pinned down into the mattress with only a pillow under your hips as he fucks himself relentlessly into you. Beads of sweat are rolling off his temples, the bed is shaking, the neighbors can definitely hear everything but still, he shows no signs of slowing down. His thighs are burning and he's almost out of breath, but with every thrust, he goes harder, deeper inside of you and very few things could make him stop at this point.

You don't even know anymore what it is - pain or pleasure, but taking into consideration your trembling legs and the way your cunt greedily swallows him whole every time he forces his cock inside, all you know is that you love it. Still, you're numb and overly stimulated at the same time, making that burning feeling between your legs, no matter how good, a little bit too much.

So you squint your eyes and hide your face down against the bed, scrunching the sheets into your fists as your moans turn into a cry. "Fuck-" you pant, "Fuck, it hurts, ah-"

Chan's thrusts slow down, but he's going just as hard and deep as he leans down to grab a fistful of your hair and pull you up with your back against his chest. "What was that?" he asks directly against your ear, "It hurts?"

Your back arches against him as you cry. "Yes.."

"Good" he breathes against your skin before pushing you back down against the mattress. "It's supposed to" 

This time, he lowers himself too so that you're now trapped between him and the bed, with no way to escape, and he thrives on knowing just how much you love that.

"Chan baby, please" you cry, your cheek pressed into the pillow as you have your head turned to the side.

His panting right above you, his face inches away from yours as his rugged and hot breath fans the side of your neck. "What is it, hm? Tell me, baby girl" he grins. 

"Please…"

"Please what?" he rasps as one of his arms snakes around your body to reach your clit. "Talk to me" he adds, placing a kiss on your shoulder before sinking his teeth into your skin.

Your eyes shut with an overwhelming mixture of pain and pleasure, but you manage to take a deep breath and open your mouth, however not much comes out. "Baby…" you cry.

"What is it, angel?" he chuckles, "Did I fuck you dumb already? Can't even form a sentence for me, my baby?"

You'd say something, the words are there, inside your head, but they're messy, flying around and neither of them agrees to go past your lips. So you just nod. Pathetically.

"My dumb, little girl" he coos while thrusting into you. "So drunk for my cock, aren't you? But you like it like that, just laying there while I have my way with you? Tell me"

Again, all you can do is nod. 

"Good, baby" he says and pushes the hair away from the back of your neck so he can kiss you, right before pushing himself back up again. "Make me cum, doll, come on" 

Not that you could answer, let alone actually move a muscle, but Chan doesn't care. He digs his fingers into your hips and guides your entire body up and down on his cock, all your weight as if nothing in his arms. He'll feel the burn tomorrow because right now, he can't stop for the world. 

Once he resumes his pace, hitting all the right spots at just the right angle, you barely manage to give him a warning before your legs start to shake. "God, I'm so close, so-" you pant, "Fuck"

"Cum for me" he urges you, "make a mess on my cock, princess, come on"

So intoxicated for him, from the way he held you to the literal feeling of every vein of his cock against your walls, your orgasm comes crashing down on you in waves. And yet, somehow, it wakes you up a bit.

"Chan" you extend an arm back towards him, "Stop, stop, stop, please!" Normally, those words wouldn't deter him, but your voice sounds serious enough for him to quirk an eyebrow. "Stop, please"

"What's-"

"Pull out please, I want you to cum in my mouth"

As if he wasn't close enough anyway, he had to take a moment to contain himself. His movements halt, for just a second, before he slowly and painfully pulls out. "Fuck, I thought something happened, but you're just a fucking slut for me"

You proudly nod and then feel yourself get yanked to the side, falling back onto your back, as Chan settles with his knees on either side of your head.

He's pumping himself into his hand, and you take that as the biggest insult in the world - when your perfectly good mouth is just inches away? Without hesitation, you swat his hands away and push yourself up just enough to wrap your lips around his head. 

A hiss of relief breaks from his throat before he fists your roots into his own hand. He's guiding your movements, fast and shallow, until he looks down to meet your eyes and knows he can push further. Next thing you know, he's leaning forward, prompting his weight on his free hand as his cock goes all the way down your throat, completely cutting off your air supply. 

Your arms are around his clenched thighs, your legs flailing around as you struggle against the tears in the back of your eyes, but it is very clear to the both of you who's going to win this competition. 

"Fucking made to take my cock down your throat, princess" he breathes, pulling out of your mouth and finishing himself off with his hand.

In a second, his cum lands on your tongue, your eyes on his' the entire time. He's all red, his hair is a mess - wet and curly, he can barely breathe and all the air in his lungs comes only in the form of the sweetest, most perfect moans. 

"Fuck, fuck-" he cries again as the last drops leak out of his tip. 

When he looks down, you're already swallowing his cum, and gathering with your fingers the mess he made on your cheeks, on your chin and on your neck. 

"Jesus-" Chan breathes out as he falls down next to you. With the last ounces of energy left in his body, he pulls you against him, his lips instantly finding yours. 

Earlier, you could taste yourself on his cock. Now, he can taste himself on your lips. And neither of you wants to stop. 

Minho:

This man is kinky. He knows everything and owns every sex toy. Every other week he comes up with new things to try, he's extremely careful, incredibly good with communication and always knows what he's doing. Despite all of this, pain is never the focus. He doesn't get off on pain, it doesn't matter that it's a completely safe and controlled environment, pain - in whatever shape or form, has no place during sex. He'd much rather over-stimulate you, not let you cum, hear you cry and beg for him, and every time you do something that could potentially hurt, like slapping or pulling your hair, he knows your limit very well and never crosses it. HOWEVER. However, everything adjacent to actual sex, is a whole different story. He'll take advantage of your low pain threshold and just use it in his favor. 

One day, he's on top of you, working his expert knots around your wrists as he ties your arms to the bedpost. "Ouch-" you flinch, "That hurts a bit"

"What?" he looks down at you, faux worry on his features. He knows very well what you're doing. "Is it too tight, doll?"

You just nod.

"I'm sorry" he grins and pulls on the rope, harshly securing your hands into place. "Nothing I can do about that"

Or. He's sitting at the edge of the bed, with you sprawled across his lap. He's still fully clothed while you're completely naked, ass already red and covered in his hand prints. 

"God, Minho, it hurts!" you whine, turning around to grab his hand and stop him from continuing.

"Well, it hurt me too" he swats your hand away and leans down on his elbow to be at the same level with you. "How do you think I felt when you came from that vibrator only? My dick wasn't even out of my pants yet. It hurt me, doll"

"You put the vibrator there!" you try to counter but he settles back into his spot and shuts you up with another rough slap against your already sore buttcheek. "Fuck!" you cry out in defeat, little giggles escaping your lips before you manage to hide your face into the sheets.

"You promised you wouldn't cum. It's not my fault"

"I promised I'd try!"

"You're a strong woman, Y/n, you can do anything you set your mind to" he chuckles as he spanks you again, taking the time to enjoy your whimpers before continuing. "I think you just didn't try hard enough. Or maybe you did it on purpose"

"Oh, for fuck's sake" you cry, but the simple fact that you can't manage to hide your amusement makes your words mean absolutely nothing to him. So he goes again, slapping your ass and also sinking his fingers into your already traumatized flesh. "Fuck, Minho, it hurts so bad!"

"What? This?" he laughs and spanks you again.

At this point, you're kicking your feet and hiding your face into the nearest pillow, yet still wiggling your ass in his face, clearly letting him know you haven't had enough yet.

"It's ok, doll" he cooes, and rubs his hand up and down your back. "I don't want to do this, you're making me do it. You just need to apologize to me"

"I'm sorry…"

"Look at me while you're saying it, baby" he demands.

You turn around a bit, just so you can see his face, but while you're almost entirely successful in hiding your amusement, Minho doesn't even seem to be trying. He's all a smile, very clearly enjoying this a bit too much. "I'm sorry, Minho, can you please forgive me?" you pout.

He thinks about it for a second and then grins, "No"

You're about to comment, but he spanks you again, so all you can do is whimper and rub your thighs together. "Please, I'm begging you!"

"If you so badly want me to stop, why is your cunt so wet, hm?" he asks, trailing his fingers up and down your opening a few times before shoving his fingers inside you with absolutely no warning.

Moaning, and trying to grind your pussy back against his hand, you hide your face into your shoulder and mumble "From the vibrator"

You have no idea if he heard you or not, but you know damn well he'd never let that kind of sarcasm pass. 

"Y/n?" he calls, twisting his fingers inside of you and stretching your walls.

"Yes"

"Are you going to be whore for me and cum on my fingers, baby?"

"Can I?"

"Of course you can" he nods and picks up his pace, knowing very well how close you were to a second orgasm. "But I hope you know that I'm still going to fuck you afterwards, will you be able to take it?"

You try to whimper something, but all that comes out is just a little moan.

"You sure, doll?" he asks, pressing his thumb against your clit as he starts pumping his fingers into you harder and faster. "Three rounds? Isn't that too much for your little cunt?"

"Nuh-uh"

"Nuh-uh, what? Use your words, baby"

"No," you swallow, "It's not too much… please"

"Please? Please what?"

"Please fuck me, Minho"

"Well if you ask so nicely…"

[shotmrmiller]

I enjoy both ps Johnny and Simon but if I'm honest my main squeeze will always be ps Price.

He mostly does scenes set up in nature. Park ranger. Fisherman. Logger. Survivalist. Camper. Hiker.

He's known for how rugged he looks I'm hiker boots those olive green socks and khaki shorts. He's even got a fanny pack he pulls condoms out of. His tag line is "I'm always prepared.. to fuck!!" (OK I'm joking with that one but it makes me laugh)

He does the whole 'watch out! It's a snake! Arrgghh' and gets 'bit' on the dick so you have to suck it out.

The acting isn't great, slightly cheesy but his fans watch for the fucking, not the dialogue. He loves cramming ps reader's face into this - pillows, tent floors, trees, dirt, logs.

He always apologizes between cuts, he likes pinning you down that way. Cleans off their face with a makeup brush he keeps in his fanny pack so it doesn't mess up their make up before he has a chance to.

the fan fave is one where you're but a lost city doe wandering the woods and comes across big ol' lumberjack price who was cutting wood for whatever reason and he can tell that you're lost by the way your eyes dart around, 'flinching' at every thin branch snapping in the distance so price and his altruistic cock heart decides he's gonna take you back to the small town.

come on, his cabin's not far but now you're rubbing your thighs together because his flannel shirt is stretched taut across his broad shoulders. his worn and faded jeans clung to very muscular thighs. his 'beard' (price refuses to alter his original facial hair in anyway take it or leave it) frames his rugged face handsomely.

lucky for you, he hasn't had decent company in months and he'd be more than happy to fuck you before you leave. (when you ask him how he knew, he teases you by saying that he could practically smell your slick dripping onto your knickers)

ok ok and when you tell him to please keep those neutrogena wipes away from your face please they're terrible for your skin, hes already barking at his assistant to get whatever brand you want because he's no caveman. least he can do for making a mess is clean it up. which is where he proceeds to eat his come out of you :> (off camera)

he also will not admit that he loves seeing irritation bloom on your soft skin from the gnarled bark of the tree he had you pinned against.

[ghcstpyre]

john wick x f!reader

cw: cis female reader, slight dom/sub dynamics, soft dom!jw, sub!reader, unprotected p in v, creampie, squirting, praise kink. MINORS BEGONE!

word count: 1.4k

a/n: i am in a Mood™️ and was inspired to try and write a quick piece. also yes I am procrastinating everything because of animal crossing so this is also to try and get back into the swing of writing lol. enjoy!

Your cheek squished against the flat, cool surface of the rich mahogany desk. Sometime after settling down in John's private library with your usual dark fantasy romance and John following not long after to have a nosey at what you'd been reading, you'd ended up bent over the nearest desk with your skirt yanked up and bunched around your waist and your panties pulled to the side. Thick fingers dug into the soft flesh of your hips, keeping your willing body right where he needed it. You were doing your best to be quiet, as per his orders, but it was becoming increasingly difficult with each delicious inch he pushed inside you.

“John…” You whined, wiggling your hips under his iron hold in an attempt to coax his cock further inside you.

This only had John doubling his grip on you. The fingers that held your hips dug in further, hard enough to bruise and leave little crimson crescent moons in your skin. The pain didn't deter you though. It only had that unsatisfied ache pulsing within your centre flaring up tenfold.

“Shush, baby,” John's voice was low and gravelly and sent a thrill rushing down your spine. Really, it was almost pathetic how much of an effect just his voice had on you. “I told you to be quiet. You sure you can do that for me?”

He leaned over, pressing his muscled slab of a body against your back to nip at your earlobe. You bit your lip in an attempt to stifle a whimper of need, just barely succeeding, and nodded.

“Good girl.”

John’s stubble grazed you and his long, dark hair tickled your skin as he pressed a tender kiss to your cheek and the weight of him lifted off of you. Whether it was out of mercy or pity - or both - John pushed the full length of his cock inside you in one swift motion. It took everything you had to not cry out in pleasure and pain as his tip kissed your cervix, filling you completely.

He watched as you struggled to keep any noises from escaping, his gaze heavy enough that you could practically feel it pinning you down to the desk just as effectively as his meaty hands. Seeing you in such a state of utter need while also being desperate to obey had his length throbbing inside you.

John set an unbearably slow pace, slow enough that it had you practically crawling out of your own skin. You so desperately wanted - no, needed him to to just fuck you, but instead it seemed he was determined to make sure you felt every vein and every inch, right up to the ridge where his swollen pink head met his shaft.

“Mmm, that's it, thaaaat's it.”

All you could do was lay there and take it without protest, however he wanted to give it to you. Your hands white knuckled the edge of the desk in front of you, serving as your anchor as you fought tooth and nail to keep any sounds of pleasure trapped behind your teeth. You knew that disobedience would result in punishment and you didn't really feel like being punished and degraded right now.

Right now, you wanted to be showered with praise. You wanted to be adored.

“You're being such a good girl for me. You want more?” He asked, relinquishing the vice grip he had on your hips in favour of smoothing those large, rough palms over the meat of your ass.

You didn't get a chance to nod. John was already parting your cheeks and chuckling deeply at the sight of his shaft, half buried in your soaking cunt and glistening with your slick arousal while the rest of it slowly dripped down your thighs.

“Look how wet you are for me. Of course you want more; you've already soaked my cock.”

With one hand he gripped one of your cheeks, while the other snaked up your spine to tangle in your hair. He pulled on the strands, forcing you to lift your head up and prop your upper body up on your elbows and forearms as his hips finally, finally picked up the pace.

If you weren't struggling to stay quiet before, you sure as hell were now. John knew how you liked to be rocked, what the perfect angle was to hit that sweet spot inside you that made you see stars. 

Tasting the tang of iron on your tongue you stopped biting your lip. You'd been so focused on keeping any noise at bay you hadn't even registered how hard your teeth were clamping down on the soft flesh while John pumped his huge cock in and out of you.

“You're doing so well for me baby, so well. Just a bit more and I'll - ngh - let you cum. I want to enjoy this sweet pussy a little longer.”

God, if his dick didn't push you over the edge then his words might just do it. Knowing that such a sweet, gentle man had the capacity to groan out words so filthy made that sick little part of you sing with glee.

The sounds of your rapid breaths mixed with his grunts of pleasure and skin slapping against skin bounced off the walls and echoed through the rows of bookcases filling John's library. Your legs began to shake as that familiar heat began coiling low in your abdomen. Sensing your building need, John let go of your hair and ass cheek to lean that glorious weight over you once again, propped up on one thick forearm while his other hand moved between your trembling legs to rub your neglected clit.

You keened into his heavenly touch and you couldn't stop a strangled little cry from escaping. You were quick to cut it off however, dropping your head to press your treacherous mouth into the inside of your elbow to muffle the noise. 

“That's my girl. You've been so good, do you want to cum? You want to cum for me? You want to be loud?” John's voice was practically dripping with honey as he whispered in your ear.

All you could do was lift your head again, look at him over your shoulder and nod pathetically while you rocked your hips back against him, meeting his thrusts.

“Cum.” He ordered, slamming into you with his fingers working relentlessly on your clit beneath you. “Cum on my cock baby. Scream for me.”

That was all the encouragement you needed.

Your cries and sobs of pleasure drowned out anything else as you came, your pussy gushing over his length and thighs and the wooden floor beneath your feet while you rode out the waves of your orgasm. John wasn't too far behind, pressing his chest flush against your back to suck a dark bruise into the crook of your neck while he thrusted into you one, two, three more times, and then filled you with his seed with a loud, long groan.

Both of you stayed like that for a short while, catching your breath and begging to sober up from the lust-addled haze you were in just moments ago. Eventually, John lifted his weight from you and pulled out, letting his cum leak from your entrance. He took a few moments to run his hands up and down your back, soothing you as you came down from the high.

“You okay?” He asked, his voice returning to its usual deep, gentle lilt.

Somehow you managed to stand up and turn around to face him on your shaky legs. John was quick to wrap his arms around you to keep you steady. You were all too grateful, immediately leaning your weight against him and letting out a content sigh.

“Yeah. More than okay, I feel amazing.” You smiled up at him, cheeks rosy with happiness, and then nuzzled your face into his broad chest.

John chuckled, the baritone sound rumbling from within. “Good.” With a swift motion he scooped you up into his arms to carry you bridal style towards the door to the library. “Because I've not quite had my fill of you just yet.”

divider by @/strangergraphics

[daisyvisions]

[12:43AM] All to Myself - (jc.b)

Warnings: Smut (18+, minors DNI), newlywed!Jacob, fem!reader, unprotected sex, breeding, creampies, mentions of multiple orgasms (fingering and oral), drunk sex (if you squint), slight dry humping, a lil manhandling, some good ol’ cock rubbing, lots of kisses, “sweetheart” used. Word Count: 0.8K

A/N: Happiest birthday to the lovely @jasminexox5, don’t think I didn’t forget about writing a bday fic for you hehe thank you for our friendship and hope you had a good day! This one’s short this time around but hope you still like it 🥺 been having trouble writing again but this is a good start I think! Proofread once, also tagging @deoboyznet

(p.s. this is a short fic based on a blurb mentioned in this Jacob fic. iykyk 😘)

Thinking about newlywed!Jacob, who stumbles into your hotel suite while attempting to carry you with all his might and whatever’s left of his rational brain. Both of you had been exhausted from all the festivities your wedding day had to offer.

Everything had gone beyond perfect, but as much as he wanted the celebration to never end Jacob could not wait to have you alone all to himself.

Sure you’ve had your fair share of intimate moments together as you were dating, but to finally be able to call you his and to fully love you the way he wanted to… That’s all he could ever think of as soon as he woke up this morning.

He still couldn’t believe that he was finally married to you. Truth be told, he had been wanting to marry you since the day he laid his eyes on you. You were already the prettiest girl in the room, but the moment he truly got to know you, that’s when he knew you were it for him.

You both giggle nonstop from all the champagne you drank running through your system, barely making it to your suite without nearly falling on each other. Both your minds were drifting into a state where you could only think of nothing but your inner desires for one another as you hurried your way back to the suite.

As soon as Jacob sets you down and closes the door he has your whole body instantly pinned against the hard surface. His lips pressing onto the column of your throat, kissing every space he could like it was his last.

Jacob’s kisses were messy, hot, sweet and dirty at the same time and it was making you incredibly delirious. His hands were everywhere trying to grab all the softest parts of your body while your fingers ran through his hair, grinding himself on your thigh as you elicit the softest but incredibly erotic moans known to man.

“Finally get to call you mine.” Jacob whispers as his hands snake behind you to unzip your dress, kissing your shoulder as the straps start to fall.

As soon as Jacob saw you wearing this gorgeous dress at the reception, he had to pull all his willpower just to keep it together. You were so beautiful in your wedding dress, a literal goddess walking down the aisle. But this? He felt himself throb beneath his slacks. He couldn’t wait to get you out of this dress and have his way with you as soon as you were finally alone together.

A trail of clothes were starting to form from the front door to the king sized bed, both of you eager to strip down and just bask in each other’s love. Jacob was like a mad man, you’ve never seen him this feral over you before. And it was getting you wetter by the second.

Jacob doesn’t waste any moment with you under him. Kissing every inch of your skin from top to bottom, praising you like it was something he was born to do, making you chant his name as he touched you like he never had before. Leaving you absolutely breathless after god knows how many orgasms he’s given you tonight from his mouth and fingers alone.

You feel his manhood slipping in and out between your folds as he kisses you passionately, mumbling incoherent words against your lips as his hands gently knead your breasts.

“What did you say?” You pant as he kisses that spot you love below your ear.

“Wanna put a baby in you so bad…” he slurs.

“Fuck Jacob… Please” You grab his hair tight, making him groan as you feel his cock twitch between your folds. Your moans gradually increasing as you feel the tip nudge your sensitive bud over and over again.

“Yeah? Want me to fill you up sweetheart? Fill you up so good ‘til your belly swells up? Hm?” His hot mouth presses against your ear as his fingers pinch your nipples in the process.

The thought of him breeding you and getting you pregnant does nothing but short circuit your brain, leaving any coherent words fading at the back of your mind, making you elicit a very desperate “uh-huh” instead.

You squeal as you suddenly feel him manhandle you. Pulling your legs over his shoulders, hooking his arms under your knees to lock you into position, and instantly folding you into a mating press as his mushroom head eagerly inserts inside your wet entrance. You wrap your arms around his neck, pulling him closer to you as you both moan from his length slowly fill your entire hole all the way to the base of his cock.

He looks into your eyes lustfully, pulling his length out and slamming it back into you with one thrust, “Good, because I’m gonna keep fucking my cum into you no matter how long it takes.”

And boy did he keep his promise…

[nvoirs]

Leon's little pet

18+ content. Nsfw warning! Kind of dark content? Leon thinks of !F reader as an object.

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Poor little you, dirty and grimy from hiding for so long. But you were found non other than Leon himself thankfully.

He found you in one of the now abandoned houses, once belonging to a certain ganando. You tell him you don't know what's wrong with you're village, one day you were out and the next you come back to murder, blood and torture.

Leon looks like he's listening but all he can really think about is that cute little dress you have on, your tits showing a little. You don't have a clue honestly, it makes Leon want to take advantage of you. He'd lick his lips thoughtfully, experimenting by kissing you and you'd kiss back. Because honestly you can admit that this lean, tall, handsome, young man is arousing you with just his hard gaze.

He lets you know everything you want to know. Why are the villagers like this? Are you a spy? Are you going to kill me?

The last one certainly made him chuckle, gripping your face he'd say.

"Now why would I kill a cute, little thing like you?"

That had your heart beating fast, rubbing his hardened cock against your bare leg and then at your clothed cunt. You'd let out a small moan, making him grin ear to ear.

Anytime the ganandos gave Leon a break, he'd also take a quick break by groping your tits or sticking a hand down your dress. His favourite thing to do was finger fuck you to heaven, then pull out when you were about to climax all over his hand. He was such a meanie, but he'd make it up to you by shoving his large cock into your sensitive pussy.

His cock was large. You'd never seen one as big as Leon's, when he saw your eyes widen he'd smirk.

"What are you waiting for princess? I need that warm mouth of yours."

Placing him into your mouth, your throat moulding into the shape of his cock as you began to bob your head. You were struggling to take him as tears pricked your lash line and he grabbed a fistful of your hair. He'd shoot his warm shots of cum down your throat, praising you for your service.

"Fuck such a good girl aren't ya? Can't wait to stretch you out."

And he'd do just that, pinning you against the castle wall, tits squished and back pressed against him. He loved the way your pussy sucked him in, no.. welcomed him as he thrusted so hard you were seeing the fairies. He got you so wet it was tantalizing, you wanted to stay like this forever if it meant you could see Leon's face for eternity. Whispering nothing but down right, vile, filthy things into your perky little ear, as he sloppily fucked you to cloud nine. At this point your legs were shaking, gripping onto the stone wall in front of you. Leon would snake his fingers down to your pearly clit and rub, faster and faster till you'd squirt all over him. Gushing and spasming around his impressive length, and in return he'd stuff you absolutely full. His cum was so creamy and warm, it made your stomach flutter and he'd make sure it stayed in by plugging it with his large fingers.

"Godamn, I wish I had a vibrator on me I'd totally turn you into a squirting mess."

He was you're knight in shining armour, he has rescued you from those now uncivilised people that wanted to rip you to shreds. You just wanted to be his little pet, his little naïve pet that only listened to him.

When you guys met Luis, he joked about Leon taking you back home. God, Luis was a genius. That's exactly what he wanted and will do, he's going to take you back home with him and everyday when he'd come home from work he could just fill you up as he pleased as you sat waiting pretty as a present. All you needed was a lavish pink bow and you were set! He'd decorate your frail body with so many hickeys, neck, thighs, stomach, shoulders you name it! and Leon's already claimed it. And oh he could just cum at the sight of your face in euphoria, and that's exactly what he did over and over again possibly impregnating you this time.

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Rant post tbh

[little-emerald-snake]

Piercings pt2 - Sebastian Sallow X F!MC

🔥 NSFW 🔞 MDNI

This is a pt2 of Cock Piercing. Would highly recommend reading that before this.

Warnings: modern college au, shower sex, unprotected p-in-v, mixed signals but still a gentleman, dirty talk, oral f receiving

1.6k words

She moaned at the hot water cascaded down her flushed body. She was pleasantly satisfied, sticky between the legs but it had been the absolute best sex she’d ever had.

She hummed, opening her eyes and peeking over her shoulder at a pair of puppy dog eyes belonging to the man she’d just been in bed. He carefully stepped into the shower behind her. Freckled arms came to slide around her and she couldn’t help but lean into his warmth.

He lightly kissed her head and held her firmly to his chest with one hand while his other slid down, spreading her open for the hot water. From what she could feel he was already hard again, length pressing against her backside.

A small moan left her lips as she let her eyes slide closed and focused on the feeling of his thick fingers moving to roll over her clit. “Mmm, still sticky with my mess and you’re already ready to go again. You must be my dream girl. Ticking too many boxes for me here, sweetheart.”

Her heart rate picked up. From what she remembered his profile said he was looking for something long term but nothing serious. While his words could be innocent they could also be interpreted as something more.

She brushed the thought aside as those fingers dipped into her pussy and curled up inside of her. She gasped, rocking her hips forward, causing him to smile against her neck. “So needy for me already. Do you want more, pretty girl?”

She gasped, rocking against those fingers as one long middle finger, stuffed deeply inside of her, swirled expertly around her g spot. She agreed breathily and he pulled his fingers out and spun her around, easily sliding his hands down her thighs and lifting her up.

She shivered as he pressed her against the cool tile of the shower, maneuvering himself to line up with her entrance, teasing her with the blunt head of his erection. Her arms wrapped around his shoulders, trying to support herself against his body. “Please. D-don't tease me.”

He chuckled, pushing inside till the ball of his piercing rubbed maddeningly inside of her. “Fuck you’re still full of my cum and letting me fuck you again. You feel so fucking good like this.”

He pressed against her harder and caused her to moan. He was clearly into having sex with her. The dirty talk and the way he moved against her, all of it was causing heat to pool in her abdomen.

Careful to anchor himself safely in the bottom of the tub, he pressed her against the wall, holding her with one arm and groping her breast with the other while driving into her body. He felt so good, that piercing hitting her sweet spot so perfectly she was coming apart in his arm already.

He fucked her through it, releasing her breast and snaking the hand back down to her bum, eager to guide her hips perfectly. He buried his face between her breasts, grunting against her skin with each long pump into her pliant body. “Gods, you feel so fucking good. You want my cum inside of you again?”

She whimpered, nodding against him as her fingers slid through his hair, gripping it needily. “Y-yes! This feels so good! I-I’m right there!”

He groaned, squeezing her tight and rolling his hips into her and driving that piercing expertly against her g spot. She cried out into the echoing bathroom, gripping him tighter as his muscles flexed and he followed her over that edge with a sinful cacophony of sounds.

She panted, pinned against the wall of the shower and a wall of muscle as they tried to regain their breath. He carefully lowered her, helping her down and assuring she was steady before letting her go.

He leaned back against the cool tiles she’d been pressed against, looking satisfied and smiling at her. She blushed, stepping under the spray of the water while reaching for her body wash.

He watched her intently as she lathered her loofa and washed herself, careful to just use water between her legs where she began to feel a pleasant soreness.

She swapped places with him in the water and he held her body wash out to her, sending a strike of happiness through her as she lathered him up, using her hands to rinse him clean.

She was about to reach over and turn the water off when he gripped her wrist, smirking as he pinned her against the shower wall and sank to his knees. “Can I taste you now? The thought of not tasting this sweet pussy is killing me.”

Her breath caught in her throat as he looked up at her so softly. His big palm splayed across her stomach where heat started to pool once again. She gave him a small nod and he smirked, eyes fixing between her legs as he lifted her thigh up and placed it over his shoulder.

She moaned at his hot tongue swiping over her clit. She wasn’t usually big on oral sex. But the way his tongue caressed her, she thought she may end up changing her mind right here and now.

He swiped his tongue through her folds again, then settled lower to push the thick muscle inside of her. She gasped, threading her fingers in his hair before he pulled back and focused on flicking his tongue over her bud.

He groaned as she tightened the grip in his hair, writhing against his face in desperation. Her orgasm was already fast approaching and she flushed in embarrassment. He gave her a moment of reprieve as he pulled back, licking his lips and letting his eyes meet hers. “You’re so sweet and delicious…and you’re so fucking beautiful when you’re about to cum on my lips.”

He dove back in like a man starved, his tongue rolling and flicking and swirling till she shattered, crying out and going weak against the wall. He lapped at her sex till over sensitivity had her shoving him off.

He grinned, standing and taking her in his arms and helping her out of the shower and into a warm towel. She was in a daze as he lifted her into his arms and carried her back to her freshly made bed. Had this man really fucked her within an inch of her life, washed her soaked sheets and remade her bed with a fresh set before rocking her worked again in the shower?

He snuggled her in the cozy bed, they were only wrapped in towels, hot bodies pressed together under her duvet. She toyed with his chocolate curls as he checked his phone to see what he’d missed. Just a few texts or messages on social media. All casual and none that had her concerned which caused a smile.

He then returned his attention to her, smiling at her. “Did you enjoy yourself?”

She blushed. Did he really have to ask? “Of course. That was a mind blowing experience, Sebastian.”

He smirked, seeming sleepy and happy. Did he intend to stay the night? They hadn’t talked about it so she hadn’t cleared it with her roommate. But just as she was about to broach the topic he got up, dropping the towel and starting to get dressed. She flushed as he began to speak. “Does that mean you’d want to meet up again? Can go on another date through the week and if you want we can hook up when your roommate leaves next weekend. Or at mine whenever, if you can’t wait till the weekend.”

Her brows lifted. He lived alone? Interesting. But she nodded, excited that he wanted to keep seeing her. “Yea that sounds fantastic. Erm, I am a bit curious though. Your profile made it sound like you weren’t really looking for a girlfriend, yet you want to go on dates together?”

He, now fully dressed, shoved his hands in his pockets. “Er, yea. I guess we should talk about that. I kind of want someone I can date but not something serious. You know? I still want to take you out and be exclusive with each other but…I don’t feel like I’m at a point where I’m ready for labeled commitment. Bad break up. You know?”

She nodded, understanding a bit better now. It made her a bit giddy that he still wanted to date, just forgoing the label. “That sounds lovely actually. Is this a delete Tinder kind of thing? I’m fine with it, I just want to know where we stand.”

He wet his lips, nodding at her. He looked embarrassed but gave her a small smile. “Er, yea. I mean you can keep it but I’d like things to be just us. I’m not going to lie. I deleted mine after our outing at the coffee shop. You’re really the only girl who caught my eye on there.”

Butterflies erupted to life in her stomach. She picked up her phone and looked through her matches and sure enough. His account was gone. She smiled, maneuvering to the settings and deleting her own, showing him as she beamed.

His expression changed to a more relaxed one and he sighed a breath of relief. “I’m really glad you took that so well. I thought you may find it…weird.”

She smiled, shaking her head. “If anything I find it endearing. I like your plan. Let’s stick with that.”

He grinned, moving forward to kiss the top of her head then help her into pajamas before he left her with a satisfied body and a head full of happy thoughts.

[pablitogavii]

Para la Victoria!

Spain won!! Vamos Campeoness!!

I know I've been inactive for awhile but I've been working on a series for y'all which still work in progress. Requests are open but I already have so many so don't expect me to able to answer quickly :( I chose them based on inspiration!

"Vitoriaaaa!!!" everyone around you was screaming, cheering, filming the celebrations all around the stadium while your eyes were glued on your boyfriend hugging his teammates in happiness.

Gavi gave his all to properly prepare for the final end of his season with the national team which included many sacrifices like not being able to be with you as much as he wanted.

He kept re-assuring you that he loves you and that he will give you everything this summer during which you will be his sole focus. He was also not allowed to be intimate the whole week since he started practicing and it was driving him absolutely crazy.

A few days ago..

"Amor, you can't stay the night.." he said while we were on his bed making out with me on too of him and his hands gripping my ass tightly.

"But why???" you whined leaning down and kissing his neck to his chest while he threw his head back holding onto your hair tightly. You were driving him insane!

"Because I can't control myself, amor...I want to fuck you so bad right now...and I can't" he moaned and you smirked nodding your head and kissing his plum lips again.

He promised you that night that the moment this game ends he will fuck you until you couldn't walk for weeks...you were excited to see weather he keeps his promise.

They let you pass to the hallway and Pablo ran off the pitch to meet you and the moment you saw each other you ran and jumped into his arms wrapping your legs round his waist while he held you close kissing your lips passionately not caring about the cameras.

"Here is Gavi..and his girlfriend..certainly excited to celebrate his victory together! They are considered one of the most beautiful couples in Spain currently... Gavi certainly deserves to enjoy ;)" commentator said while they filmed out moment but Pablo quickly put you down taking your hand and leading you to a more secluded area.

"I can't wait to get home amor..I want to be inside of you so bad preciosa!" he whispered into your ear before licking it and you blushed nodding your head while bitting your bottom lip letting him go change so you can leave quickly. You were glad he didn't forget his promise..;)

When you arrived home, he locked the door quickly turning around and grabbing your body before pinning you against the wall while kissing your lips feverishly.

"You know how much I love to see you in my jersey preciosa..but right now, I want all of the clothes off your beautiful body!" he groaned while devouring your neck leaving many marks on your gentle skin while you moaned.

He unzipped your skirt letting it fall to your feet, helping you take off your shoes as you pulled onto his own shirt making him smirk and take it off tossing it onto the ground. Then he grabbed your body making you snake your legs around his waist while his lips were back onto yours while he walked to the bedroom.

He put you down on the ground taking off his jeans and sitting on the bed in only his boxers looking at how perfect you looked with his national jersey that looked like dress on you..que perfecta! ;)

"Come here princesa.." he said and you slowly moved in between his legs feeling his cold hands on your ass moving up while pulling his jersey off your body a little surprised when he saw that you were wearing no bra underneath. He quickly smirked looking from you perky breasts to your eyes making you blush bright red.

"What did I say about not wearing a bra, princesa? HUh?" he spoke darkly while your hands went to cover your breasts in embarrassment but he took them away kissing in the middle while looking up into your eyes.

"To..ahh..um..always wear it when I'm not with you..fuck!" you tried answering but his licks were very distracting as you felt pleasure consume your mind.

"But I guess I can forgive you...after all, it's easy access for me now?" he smirked and I nodded while he held my breasts touching, licking and sucking on them while I moaned before pulling me onto the bed and hovering above you.

"I missed you so much..I missed this so much..that stupid rule!" Pablo groaned before kissing down your neck to your stomach leaving marks wherever he could before finally arriving to your panties pulling them down and tossing them on the ground. Shortly afterwards his boxers were on the floor as well and he was back up kissing your lips passionately.

He reached to the side and grabbed a condom opening it with his teeth while you played with his sweaty hair taking in the perfection of his body on top of your finally.

"I know it's been kinda long..so I'll let you adjust again okay princesa?" he said and when you nodded with a shy smile he entered you in one swift motion making you throw your head back in pain mixed with intense burning pleasure.

"Joder!! You're so tight preciosa..I haven't stretched you up for weeks!" he growled into your neck while you wrapped around like in a tight hold. After a few moment of staying still and letting you adjust while distracting you with kisses, he started to move with gentle stroked that turned into rough ones the moment you started to beg him for more.

"My perfect girl! Joder! Just like that..let me in" he spoke into your lips before flipping over and sitting up with you on his lap giving him better access to move deeper and hit all the right spots that brought you close to your first orgasm.

"Please don't stop Pablo..please I need to cum..please amor" you were a moaning mess and he reassured you that he won't stop and that you can let go with his strong hold holding you in place.

"Let go for me, princesa..show me who you belong to!" and those words were enough to tip you off the edge as your muscles spasmed and you came hard pushing him over his own edge as you both held onto each other breathlessly.

"That was amazing.." you said when you laid down on top of him as he held you tightly touching your back gently while staring into your eyes like that was the first time he's seen them.

You smiled moving again on top of him and starting to kiss down his chest again while he laid back with his arms behind his head looking down at you in amusement.

"What is this for amor??" his voice was shaking and you looked up kissing him softly before moving back down caressing his strong abs.

"Para la victoria.." you smirked and so did he as you were determined to make up for all the lost time..;)

[daisybianca]

pairing: pierre gasly x femalereader

summary: your boyfriend had been away for almost a week, and once he got home, you thought that a little treatment was needed.

warnings: sexual activities, teasing, cursing words

SIX DAYS HAD gone by without you seeing your boyfriend. When he finally got home the day after a good race, you ran towards him and almost immediately crashed your lips to his.

He smiled between the kisses and dropped his back on the floor, somewhere behind you. "God, I missed your taste."

Your tongue found his and playfully teased around it. When he pulled away first, you were a tiny bit upset.

"I missed yours more." You argued.

His eyebrows arched at your desperate thirst response. "You know what else I missed the taste of?"

Pierre's colorful eyes shifted across the couch. His eyes looked in the direction of your legs, more specifically, the space between them. He slowly got up from the carpet and sat on the edge of the couch. He slipped his hand into your plain boybrief pjs, and his finger grazed your cotton underwear.

You already knew you were soaking wet, just an inch lower from where his hand rested.

Keeping his eyes glued on yours, he slowly moved his fingers until hr felt the warmth of his hand through your cotton underwear. You let out a soft moan from your throat that you couldn’t even control.

This wasn’t fair.

You wanted him too much and it had just been six freaking days.

What if he needed to travel for a month or so in the near future? You'd shove yourself in a suitcase with him?

You reached out a hand to grab a hold of his forearm. Underneath your grip, you felt the tensing of his individual muscle fibers against your skin, twitching and fighting the urge to rip off your underwear.

"Hey," he spoke and his velvet voice echoed around the empty walls of your tastefully decorated minimalistic apartment.

"Yeah," you replied as your mind was going crazy about the fact that he was really trying to tease you.

"Can you let me be a teaser for once?"

You got up from the couch and tore his hand away. "Nope. The past few days have already been too rough for me. Don't make it even harder."

He moved his body closer to yours and kissed yours cheek. "Ironic. It was supposed to get me sucking your pussy."

The way he said pussy sent chills down your spine.

You were getting ready to jump on him any moment now. "I mean technically… you can still do that,” you replied nonchalantly.

He smiled and pressed his lips against yours. Your lips went at each other like you were in high school again, trying to show off who was the better kisser.

It was sloppy, wet, messy, and there was also a lot of biting.

It was still perfect.

By the time he pulled away, you were both panting to catch your breaths. He tucked a strand of hair behind your ear and planted a sweet peck on your neck. You wrapped my arms around his neck, and he already knew the cue. His arms dug underneath your back and knees. He effortlessly got up from the couch, holding you close to his chest.

"I missed you." Pierre stated. "So fucking much."

"Yeah, I said that before."

"But I didn't."

You laughed. "You don't have to say it in particular. You must show it."

A smirk appeared, and you caught a glimpse of desire in his besutiful eyes.

Your heart wouldn't zip it.

You looked up at him speechless as he casually walked you through the hallways and kicked the bedroom door open.

It was dark here, as well, minus the moonlight filtering through your bedroom window placed on either side of the bed. He walked over to our California king bed and gently placed you down.

You bit your lip as he stood by the edge of his bed. In one quick motion, he pulled off his shirt and tossed it on the floor. His pale skin glowed. The moonlight reflected off his broad shoulders and firm chest.

Your heart wouldn’t shut up once again.

His body snaked over time and pinned you down between his legs. Each hand tightly gripped your wrists.

The heat from his body was pouring down yours. He arched his neck and placed a kiss on your forehead. Gentle and sweet.

Then, he moved over to the tip of your nose, your lips, your chin, and then down on the flesh of your neck.

"You taste like coffee." You observed between a kiss.

He stretched his neck to look at you. "You taste like heaven itself."

A smile made your lips curve, but it was already too late. His lips had found yours passionately, and his warm breath tickled you.

[wifelinkmtg]

man i'm not gonna figure out which of these beatrix potter animals fuck

I'm predicting I will get less and less interested in reviewing new magic releases as time goes on, but 1) there's still a lot of older stuff I haven't even touched, and 2) you never know, maybe they'll do something to recapture my interest down the road, like bringing Kaja Foglio back, or taking any creative risks whatsoever. Or, you know, there's other games!

BY 2029 THIS BLOG WILL EXCLUSIVELY REVIEW THE MOST FUCKABLE ANDROID: NETRUNNER ICE

Meanwhile, original Theros block!

Kiora, the Crashing Wave (Scott M. Fischer)

I don't have that much interest in Kiora as a character but I cannot deny that this is a fine piece of pin-up art. Big Hokusai wave, pearlescent light off her thighs, the cheesecake pose, feet - and the gentle way her hand rests on that tentacle. The connection to the other Hokusai piece everyone knows is surely not accidentacle.

JACKIN OFF? BUDDY LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT KRAKEN OFF

Ashiok, Nightmare Weaver (Karla Ortiz)

There's so many good feet in Magic that you never get to see because Wizards crops them out of the final card, because they're cowards. I, however, am not. You're welcome.

Anyway yeah Ashiok's hot, we all know this already.

Forgeborn Oreads (Ryan Yee)

The starry infusion of Nyx here mixes with the fires of Purphoros to create a look I'm calling Julie Mao if the protomolecule had been red. It's a good look.

Spirit of the Labyrinth (Jason Chan)

Stupid little airhead can't even solve Mommy's brutalist maze, can she?

IS THIS NOT THE PLOT OF REMEDY ENTERTAINMENT'S HIT 2019 ACTION-ADVENTURE GAME CONTROL

Dunno, never played it! If anyone has, let me know if that joke was funny or not!

Reaper of the Wilds (Karl Kopinski)

I guess I do kind of want a woman who can turn me to stone and also crush my petrified ass into powder with her powerful feral serpent body.

Hythonia the Cruel (Chris Rahn)

Goddamn, did Elesh Norn really not have an original thought in her life? "Throne of petrified victims" makes so much more sense for a gorgon tyrant than a cyborg cult priestess, too. Anyway this ain't about her, this is about Hythonia turning me to stone and then sitting on me. Look how her snake-hair entwines her victims bodies. It would be like sleep paralysis, but sexy and forever!

Pharika, God of Affliction (Peter Mohrbacher)

O, for the limb-loosening fever, the delirium of the god-touched! O, for the venom-rite and the sharp ecstasy of the serpent-kiss! O, to be obliterated by a rolling wall of scale and snakeflesh! O O O for Pharika, She of bitter remedy and sweetest poison!

MAN JUST READ SWINBURNE ABOUT IT ALREADY

Ooh, yeah, good idea.

O lips full of lust and of laughter, Curled snakes that are fed from my breast, Bite hard, lest remembrance come after, And—

I WAS OBVIOUSLY KIDDING, DON'T DO THAT SHIT

Aspect of Gorgon (Willian Murai)

The flavor text for this one reads, "My adopted children are loved no less." —Pharika, God of Affliction, so in addition to being an extremely pretty woman with curly black hair-which-is-also-snakes (already a great start), there's a trans metaphor going on here. Which is to say, one can by the grace of Pharika transition to gorgon, and then presumably have a whole lot of T4T gorgon sex. And if I can do all that and also call Pharika "Mommy" then I do think I'm living my best life at that point.

PHARIKA ISN'T RUNNING A SEX CULT

Pharika isn't running a sex cult yet.

[if-lost-please-return-to-maliksi]

WHERE THE RAINDROPS FALL - PT.1

Disclaimer: I do not own Maliksi and Makisig and other Planet Puto characters that are occasionally mentioned. Full Credit to the character and art goes to HC - @ask-emilz-de-philz Please check out their blog for amazing art and the wonderful world of Planet Puto. All involved characters in any suggestive situations within the story are adults.

TW: Maliksi has a foul mouth ((which is nothing new, really))

A/N: Agwa is my OC, she's a Naga. The Philippine Naga lore originated in Bicol and they are fresh water mermaids, but instead of having fish tails, they have the lower body of a water snake or eel and the upper body of a human female. In Philippine folklore and mythology, they are often described as having an alluring face, curvaceous body and long flowing hair. They are fond of children, but very vicious to adults. They are also known to be extremely curious that they usually take human form to explore their surroundings. They bring rain, and thus fertility, but are also thought to bring disasters such as floods and drought.

Maliksi hates humans and no one is an exception, not even children who occasionally get lost along the moonlit forest path the tamawo usually prowls at night.

"Great. A snotty little human brat." Maliksi muttered underneath his breath as he looked down the crying girl who is slumped into the forest floor, hands clasping her dress as if to soothe herself.

The kid looked up at him, her face stained with tears as she tried wiping off her runny nose using her dress.

"Annoying little brat is too dumb to speak. And your parents must also be very stupid to lose you at this time of the night." The tamawo scoffed, clearly annoyed at the kid who is still too young to be speaking full sentences. "Humans are such idiots, and you will grow up to be the same-"

Maliksi fell silent when a minasbad was suddenly pressed into his neck with just enough pressure that he knew he won't be liking the outcome incase he moves an inch. His eyes were met with two ruby orbs glinting with pure displeasure as he looked up to a taller figure infront of him. Her hair is eerily beautifully long and curly- flowing down her shoulders and cascading down her back like the gentle first rain on an afternoon of June.

"Shut. the. fuck. up." The words came out of those pretty lips, not as a simple request but rather a threat.

Everything went quiet that Maliksi is sure he can hear a single pin drop at this moment- that is until he hears the nearby river's current, slowly building up into a raging pace. This was the very first time some woman spoke to him in such cold tone. And for the very first time, Maliksi felt his heart beating out of his chest in pure adrenaline- was he scared? No, he can't be. Intimidated? By a woman, impossible, right? Unless-

It didn't took long before Maliksi was able to put two and two together, realizing he is now face to face with a naga in human form and in the worst situation possible. The naga are known to be extremely fond and protective of human children and Maliksi was caught red handed not being exactly kind to one.

Maliksi quickly extended his claws but the naga's minasbad has definitely at an advantageous range against him.

"You're...tiny for a tamawo."

This is another first time- usually Maliksi was the one throwing insults and taunting someone he's facing and not the other way around.

Agwa tilted her head as she curiously examined Maliksi, trailing her eyes along his form, looking him up and down before softly chuckling and withdrawing her blade from his neck, realizing he isn't much of a threat and it wouldn't be worth it to get in a fight infront of an already frightened human kid.

The naga then turned around and picked up the child who has now stopped sobbing. Agwa started softly humming and within seconds of hearing the naga's enchanted voice, the girl was sleeping soundly on her arms as she tenderly and protectively cradle her.

"Excuse me?!" The tamawo scoffed as he covers his ears, not wanting to risk his chances against the naga's song, but still looking very appalled and offended from the her remark about his height.

Agwa smirked as she looks down on Maliksi. "You're tiny. I thought tamawos are supposed to be tall so girls will fawn over them."

" And I thought you fishies belong on the water and not here! You human wannabes-" Maliksi retorted.

Agwa raised a brow as she looked down on Maliksi. The raging currents of the nearby river quickly rising.

She clenched her fists before taking a deep breath to calm herself down but it's not exactly working. "Careful now, boy." She spoke in a tone that sent shivers down Maliksi's spine.

He is not liking the way his mind reacts to Agwa. He is not one to feel intimidated by anyone, but hearing her speak to him like that is like a double-edged sword. It drives him crazy with rage that someone dared to speak to him in such way, but it also makes him want get her to do it again, wanting to see how far she's willing to take it with that threat of hers.

Agwa can feel herself getting more and more annoyed by Maliksi's presence, as she can sense the absolute stubbornness the tamawo possesses.

"You keep running that mouth of yours and I'm raising the tides to-"

"Agwa, please forgive my brother. He's just not good with words." Makisig's voice rang throughout the forest as his footsteps slowly grew louder as he walks towards the two. Wanting to prevent any conflict that involves his own brother and his friend.

Maliksi's demeanor quickly shifts as he saw his Kuya Makisig, quickly standing beside his kuya, clearly happy about his presence.

"Kuya-"

"This tiny boy is your brother?! He's a sassy little thing." Agwa quickly turned to Makisig who happens to be her friend for a very long time now.

"I'm older than you, and I'm not tiny! You're f*cking lucky that my Kuya is here because I'll be dicing you into sashimi if it's just the two of us. Kuya, you know this fishy girl-"

"Maliksi! She has a name. You are not being nice and it'll cause you trouble one of these days. You're lucky Agwa here is being really calm and has not decided to drown you before I arrived. Other nagas are not that forgiving."

Agwa rolled her eyes at Maliksi. "Your brother is right-"

"Of course he is right!" Maliksi gritted his teeth in an effort to keep himself quiet and not clap back with something sarcastic, not infront of his kuya atleast.

Agwa was taken aback from how fast Maliksi agreed. She thought he'll be whining about it. "I'm Agwa. I won't be drawing my blade against you incase we happen to ran into each other once again in the future since you're Makisig's brother." Agwa extended her hand towards Maliksi, wanting to settle their earlier dispute.

"But I won't hesitate to drown you a little incase I see you being mean around human children once again."

Maliksi was about to run his mouth mindlessly again, not used to being spoken to like that, and not by a woman that is. His kuya Makisig quickly covered his mouth and gave Agwa a polite smile. "Sounds fair, Agwa. I'll make sure bunso here won't be mean around kids anymore."

Agwa nodded before excusing herself to take the human girl who is still enchanted by her song earlier and is still sleeping peacefully in her arms to safety where kind humans will find her and help her find her way home.

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Maliksi has always been the type to get into fights very often because of his temper and foul mouth. It doesn't matter what creature you are, if he's in a bad mood then the possibility of him showering anyone with insults and sarcasm is at an all time high.

Why he's surrounded by three enraged tikbalangs after he made their big brother Lakas cry when he won against him on a fight is something Maliksi will definitely brag in this lifetime- if he survives, that is.

He's already exhausted after fighting with the older tikbalang, and now the three younger brothers are trying to make him pay. Maliksi isn't completely unscathed from the previous fight either. His chance of winning 1 vs 3 is definitely low and the odds won't be on his side this time.

Maliksi thinks of a possible way out of this mess he created when lightning struck not too far away, illuminating the forestscape for a few seconds before it was followed by a loud crakle of thunder. Rain started pouring and it's not just normal rain- it was strong, violent in a sense that Maliksi's felt a slight prickle with how heavy the water droplets are falling against his skin.

The three tikbalang approached him, cornering him at the edge of a downhill stream when he felt someone approach him from the back, covering both of his ears tightly.

Agwa who is currently on her naga form slithered her serpent tail slightly around Maliksi as if to shield him against the three, and to make sure he stays in place incase he gets affected by the naga's enchantment. "Get in the water." Agwa said, not louder than a whisper, but her tone is clearly not hiding a threat, her scarlet eyes glowing a fiery tint of red as she snapped her gaze towards the three tikbalangs.

The tikbalangs, slowly falling into the naga's enchantment and entering a trance all started to turn their heads into the stream. The tide is starting to rise and the current was turning faster and stronger by each second that passes.

"C'mon, boys. Get. in. the, water." She repeated and before she knew it, the three were already walking straight into the middle of the stream.

Agwa then let her rains fall down like fury unleashed into the three. It took less than a minute before the three are almost drowning- that's when Agwa completely stopped her torment, making the rain cease and the stream's current to steady. The three tikbalangs quickly grabbed the chance to narrowly escape their dreaded fate.

As the rain stopped, Agwa gently pulled her hands away from covering Maliksi's ears and gave him space, slithering slightly away from the tamawo.

"You okay, Makisig's lil brother?" Agwa smirked, her tone smug and taunting, much like Maliksi's usual attitude.

Maliksi, being around someone with the same brash and rude attitude like his irked him into oblivion that he even started pitying those he annoys on the regular.

Yet he wonders why exactly he's currently speechless right now, heart pounding out of his chest from when he witnessed this hauntingly beautiful naga command three strong creatures into their almost death without any effort. How she stood there without any remorse or mercy, yet looking that irresistible while threats that are definitely not empty rolled along her tongue as if it's poetry to drown men unforgivingly.

Oh. Hell naw.

I'll be damned.

It was another first for Maliksi. How can he describe someone else aside from his kuya with such adjectives is something that bothered him to the core.

Irresistible.

That might be the first and only time he had used that term to describe a woman but he'll never admit it out loud.

Art by: @ask-emilz-de-philz thankyouuu for my Agwa ;;;;; ((hngg. I can def relate kay bibilo coz those thighs))

[nats-bottom]

MC - Bodyguard Pt 2

Beginning Notes:

Summary: Midge and Reader do the deed while Dinah is gone.

Pairings: Midge Campbell and female reader

Warnings: Smut (Oral, both receiving; fingering, Midge Receiving; Making out; Hickeys, both receiving) Swearing

Notes:

This is my first smut so I hope it's good!

As of the publication of Part one, I am the only author to write Midge x Fem!Reader on Wattpad, AO3 and Tumblr!

I also have accounts on Wattpad and AO3! The users there are @ paige_vers

Please give me requests! You can submit them here or on my insta, @ scarlettsoutset

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Imagine something like this for Reader

"Now that she's gone, what are we going to do?" She plants a kiss on my lips as she straddles me on the kitchen chair. 

"I think you already know, baby girl" I say smirking after pulling away. I move my lips to her neck and suck on her sweet spot. Midge moans a little bit and wraps her arms around my neck. 

"Shhh darling. We wouldn't want our neighbors to hear now would we? Wouldn't want a scandal on our hands?" I say, raising my head up to her level.

"Who fucking cares y/n/n. All I want is you." She says, with a devilish glint in her eyes.

"If you say so, my dear." I say as I kiss her passionately. She kisses back just as hard. She opens up her mouth to let my tongue in, which I eagerly do. Our tongues dance in a heated passion as I snake my hands around her waist. We keep making out as carefully stand up, holding her with her legs around my hips, not breaking contact. She runs her hands through my hair and I place her down on the bed. I climb on top of her, straddling her, and still making out. I pin her hands above her head with one of my hands, and use the other to run down the side of her torso. She shivers at my touch. I get to her belt and start to undo it, but realize I need two hands. I unpin her hands, but she still leaves them there, relaxed. I use both hands now to undo her belt around  her dress.

 "I could've helped you with that." She says as a smirk dances across those red lips. 

"But where's the fun in that?" I reply, smirking back. I lean down and kiss her on her jawline, definitely leaving a mark. I make my way down her neck, and she moves her head back to give me more access to her sweet spot. As I get to her collar bone, I suck and and bite at it, marking what's mine. I hear her moan as I leave love bites over her neck and her upper chest. 

"Oh y/n" Midge says, voice full of lust.

"Yes my love?" I ask, bringing up my head to make eye contact with her.

"Please" She pleads as she moves my hands on her breasts. I take this as her approval and consent and slightly squeeze on her clothed breasts. I run my hands all over her chest, squeezing here and there. She puts her hands on my shoulders, bringing me closer. I move my hands up towards her upper chest, my fingers passing over the marks I left on her earlier.

I close the gap between us and smash my lips on hers. I run my fingers in her hair and her hands go down to the hem of my blouse, tugging at it. I nod into the kiss, giving her permission to take it off. We break the kiss for a quick second, and I lift my arms to allow her to take my shirt off. This leaves me in my bullet bra that I know she loves, and my trousers, and her in her flowery dress.

"Y/n/n, you're so beautiful, so- so sexy. I'm so glad to have you." Midge says as she starts to undo my bra. 

As my bra falls off my shoulders, I reply, blushing, "Thanks Midge. You're the best thing in my life. I can't ever imagine my life without you." I take my bra off all the way and throw it on the floor. Midge grabs my breasts and squeezes them. She carefully pays attention to each nipple, flicking, pinching, and twisting each one with care and intent. I roll my head back in pleasure. 

"You like that? Huh baby?" Midge asks. I moan in reply. "Use your words baby." She demands.

"Yes, Yes Midge." I pant out.

"Yes what?" She asks.

"Yes, I love your touch. You know how to touch me just right." I finally say, between breaths. She knows how to top me, and I know how to top her. Neither of us are a top or a bottom, we're both a switch. But boy does she know how to turn me on and get me right where she wants me. 

She leans up a little bit, just enough to attach her lips to one of my nipples, sucking on it and toying it with her tongue. She makes sure not to ignore the other breast, giving it attention with her hands.

After she decides that that nipple has had sufficient attention, she switches to the other one. But before she does, she teases me first. She licks a long strip across my chest, and licks around my breast, avoiding my bud. After what seems like an eternity, she finally starts to suck on my nipple. 

"Mmmmm" I moan in response. I sit up more, her following me, not letting go of me. After a few more minutes of this, she lets go and makes her way up to my chest, sucking and leaving her mark, a deep maroon. She bites it, then soothes it with her tongue. She does this many times over, marking me like a leopard all up my neck and chest.

"You look so beautiful, when everyone knows that you're mine." She says seductively as she runs her fingers over the hickeys she left all over my skin. "I want everyone here to know that you're mine and that I'm yours."

"Even Dinah?" I ask

"Even Dinah. I'm ready for her to know." She says as she looks me deep in the eyes, with a dark glimmer in her eyes. "But right now, I want you to fuck me."

"Yes my love." I say, crawling off of her. I take her dress off of her, leaving her in just her pearls and lingerie. She must've been expecting some action today. 

I start to rub her legs, starting at her knees, but she grabs my hands and stops me. "It's not fair that you get to see me and I don't get to see you." She says as she plays with the hem of my pants. She looks up to my eyes for consent, which I nod in response. She slowly and teasingly takes off my pants and panties at the same time, leaving me bare naked.

"Hey now that's not fair, you still have some clothing on. I mean I love it, but it's gotta come off." I say playfully. She rolls her eyes, and starts to take off her bralette. As she lifts it up, her boobs bounce out of it. She throws her bralette onto the floor, close to mine. I come close to her and squeeze her breasts, kneading them between my fingers. I make eye contact with her, smirking. I move my head closer to her and start to lick the space between her breasts, keeping eye contact with her. I lick my way down her stomach, and reach her panties. I bite on the hem and pull down, taking them off with my teeth. I throw them on the floor, not caring where they land. 

"Oh darling, you're gorgeous" I say, looking her up and down, taking her all in. It's not like I haven't seen her naked before, but I still stare in awe at the beauty before me every time as if it's the first time. I take her hands in mine and bring them up to my mouth to kiss them, wanting to savor this moment. "Now are you ready for the moment of your life?" She nods eagerly. I lay her down on the bed and start kissing her on the lips. Our kiss quickly turns into a heated make out session and I feel her grinding on my thigh that rests between her legs. I push my thigh harder into her, feeling her wetness on my leg. She gasps into my mouth and continues to grind against me. 

I take my free hand and start to run it down the side of her hip. My hand makes its way down  to her thigh, making her shiver. After a minute of teasing, I replace my leg with my hand, rubbing the inside of her thighs, teasing even more. "Uhhhh" Midge groans. "y/n/n." She reaches down to my hand and moves it to her soaked cunt.

"You want this huh?" I ask, knowing full well what she wants.

"Please y/n, please." She begs. I rub her folds, feeling just how wet she is.

"Oh baby, you're so wet. Is this all for me?" I question, even though I know the answer already.

"Yes my love. It's all for you. You turn me on so much." Midge replies, her voice full of lust. I run my fingers between her folds, gathering some of her wetness on my fingers and bringing it up to my mouth to taste it. After sucking it all off my fingers, I return my fingers to her cunt and start to touch her sensitive clit. I hear her whimper at my touch, wanting more. I rub her nub in faster circles, getting a little harder as every second goes by. "Mmmmm" she moans in pleasure.

"I love hearing you moan darling." I say as I take my other hand and enter a finger inside her now dripping hole.

"Y/n" she moans.

"Keep moaning my name baby." I say, adding a second finger, pumping them in and out, while still rubbing her clit. She moans a few more times, and I add a third finger. This does it for her, and brings her to her climax. She tosses her head back onto the pillow and rolls her eyes, screaming my name. "Yes Midge, cum for me." I say, pumping in and out of her cunt faster than before, giving her the most pleasure I can. 

I help her ride out her orgasm, body shaking. As soon as she's done, I lower my head to clean her up. I lick up all her juices and then bring my face to hers, making out with her. I let her taste herself, tasting her sweet orgasm. 

As we break apart for air, gasping, I say, "You taste so good. Like a sweet nectar I can never get enough of." She blushes at this, smiling.

"Let me try you now" she says, smirking. I adjust myself to where I'm straddling her face, my wet cunt over her mouth. I lower myself onto her and let her eat me out. She circles my clit with her tongue a few times, then starts to suck on it. While she sucks on it, she flicks it with her tongue. She keeps this up and I'm almost at my climax. I bring my hands up to my breasts and squeeze them. I toy with my nipples and she sucks harder. 

This does it for me and I moan out her name "Midge!" She moans into my cunt, sending vibrations through me, making me cum even harder. I rock back and forth on her face, riding out my orgasm. 

I climb off of her and lay down next to her, moving the hair off of her sweaty forehead. "You're amazing Midge. I love you." 

"I love you too y/n'' Midge says, running her hand up and down my arm. I lean in for a kiss and after a minute, we break apart. I get up to grab a glass for water and a washcloth to clean us up. I come back and see Midge snuggled up under the covers, watching my every move with adoration. I sit on the bed and bring the cup of water to her lips, letting her take a sip. After she's done, I take a sip myself. I set the empty cup down on the nightstand and start to clean us up with the wet washcloth.

Once I'm all done, I set the wash cloth down on the nightstand and crawl under the covers next to Midge, bringing the covers up to our necks. I snuggle into her, and feel her press her lips to my temple. We lay here like this for a little while, just talking about everything, yet nothing at the same time.

"Mom? Y/n?" We hear Dinah say shocked in the doorway. We didn't hear the door open, too caught up in each other. "What in the hell is going on here?"

[hoeleeheeseung]

Sweet lust

genre: smut; Dom! Heeseung x fem! reader

synopsis: You and Heeseung have been roommates since your first year in college, Heeseung was two years older than you and since you didn't want to stay in the college dormitory you moved into a shared apartment complex. You and Heeseung got along well until... one day, someone got jealous of an Instagram reel...or more like an Instagram audio(?) which led to some pretty intimate actions.

warnings: oral( both receiving), marking, use of pet names(doll, princess, fuckdoll, etc.), reader sort of has daddy issues, use of profanity(swear words), slight choking, spanking, just pure filth-

authors note<3

I'm still quite unaware of how to exactly write smut and this post is extremely random so whatever I'm gonna write is not proofread,,, ignore the errors please, now back to serving your horny ass-

mdni!!

another boring Sunday, it was just 9am and you were already bored, sprawling on the couch, you scrolled through the reels on Instagram, and you noticed that one particular audio was very frequently used in most of the reels.

" I'm a gangster's wife, to an anybody killa, daddy let me know that I'm your only girl, the only man that I need in this gangster world~"

the audio was used mostly for fictional men, you came across many Alex Volkov and Josh Chen reels, and kid you not, those men were hot as fuck-

interrupting your sweet thoughts, your roommate, Heeseung spoke.

" what's up with you and these weird audios? That too at 9 in the morning? seriously? didn't you have assignments to complete yesterday when I suggested that we have a movie marathon?"

" umm... okay yea, the audio may sound a little suggestive but have you seen Alex Volkov,, no wonder everybody says that he owned the twisted series, mans a dream come true. Also, speaking about my assignments, I just don't feel like studying in the morning!"

Heeseung sighed at your response and continued to make breakfast for the both of you.

"oh my fucking god! heeseung! we need to recreate this reel!"

you walked up to him to show him the reel.

in the reel, there was this girl, sitting on a gaming chair, and her supposed boyfriend was standing behind her, caressing her cheek in a suggestive manner, his face was not visible... but his hand was enough to blow up the comments.

" Please heeseung, you have amazing hands, I'll do anything for you if you help me with this reel"

" umm no??? I'm not doing that..."

" Daddy, please..? you're the first guy I'm calling Daddy!"

" only if you stop with that name!"

heeseung was half blushing

" You like it, don't you"

you kept annoying him to the point where he had no other option than to kiss you to make you stop.

you froze, but he didn't move, not one bit. His lips felt heavenly on yours, soft and sweet... the kiss was sweet, but he was quick to turn it into a hot makeout session.

heeseung pinned you to the kitchen counter, his hands snaking under your shirt, making direct contact with your waist, his hands feeling warm on your cold body.

you tangled your hands in his beautiful black hair, moaning into the kiss when he bit your lip. his right hand holding your neck, tilting it to the side to deepen the kiss, he tapped your hips, you got the message, and wrapped your legs around his well-built waist, pulling him closer.

Heeseung carried you to the bedroom, slamming the door and pinning you to the door, securing your hands above your head, he kissed your jaw and moved to your neck, leaving open-mouthed kisses against your warm neck, marking you and making you squirm under his touch, you were soaking wet for him.

heeseung tugged your shirt, making eye contact to get your permission, you nodded before getting out of your shirt, and attaching your lips to Heeseung's neck.

" damn, if I knew my princess was so bold, I would've fucked her long ago"

" you can still fuck me senseless"

heeseung picked you up before placing you on the bed

" Show me how you like it"

you were way too needy to be able to use your words

" fin-i want- your fingers in me daddy" you moaned

heeseung got out of his clothes, leaving just his boxers on, he climbed on top of you, stripping you out of your black bra.

he grunted after he got a view of your boobs, immediately attaching his lips to your left nipple while massaging your right one, he was clearly a boob guy, he marked you all over your chest, and your pussy was throbbing at this point, and the way he was busy sucking your boobs just turned you on more.

you tried to finger yourself but got stopped by him before you could even try.

" Did I allow you to touch yourself? "

you just moaned in response, not being able to answer him.

" Answer me, princess"

" n-no"

" good. then be a good fuckdoll for daddy and be patient"

heeseung slowly moved down, sliding your panties down, he started leaving experimental licks on the opening of your pussy, slowly sucking your wet clitoris and lapping all your juices.

" mmm so fucking delicious, I can devour you for days, doll"

" a-aah, daddy, mmm feels so g-good"

heeseung ate you out like a pro, he kept sucking and lapping your juices.

" I'm going to stretch you out, princess"

heeseung said, but you weren't given enough time to register what he said because he slid in two fingers, earning the loudest moan from you.

" DADDY, f-F-fuck!"

"argh, your pussy clenches around my fingers so well"

the room was filled with the sound of skin slapping and loud as fuck moans.

a knot started to form in your lower abdomen as heeseung kept licking, sucking, and stretching your pussy.

" Fuck, I'm gonna cum"

" cover my fingers with your juices, doll"

you came, all over his fingers, a squirting sound following right after.

heeseung licked his fingers, as he moaned at how good you tasted

you saw Heeseung's cock twitch in his boxers.

" Daddy, do you- argh, need help?"

heeseung understood what you mean and nodded, you pulled his boxers down as his MASSIVE cock sprang out, hitting his lower abdomen, leaking with a shitload of pre cum.

you gulped at his size and held his cock in your tiny hands, spitting on it as he hissed at the feeling, you spread the precum on his length and slowly took his cock in your mouth, sucking on it as Heeseung's melodic grunts filled the room.

his muscular, veiny hand held your hair up in a ponytail as his mouth fucked you harder, showing you exactly how he liked it.

" fuck, you feel so good around my cock, argh, I think I'm gonna cum, princess, gulp it down like a good girl."

you nodded and gulped down the hot liquid once you felt him cum.

he pulled himself out when satisfied, immediately giving you all his attention as you moaned.

Heeseung quirked an eyebrow up.

" use your words, darling"

"I want you to fuck me senseless, fuck me till I cum, ruin me whole"

heeseung smirked at that, smacking your ass, making you moan with an immense amount of pain and pleasure.

" your wish is my command, princess"

heeseung slid a condom on before swiftly sliding into you, making you yelp.

" does it hurt? should I wait?"

you cried in response, so heeseung stayed still, letting you adjust to his size.

once you assured him that he can move, heeseung started moving, slowly at first, steadily picking up pace and ramming into you as you slowly felt a knot forming in your lower abdomen, for the second time

" argh, he- daddy, argh, feels so- fucking good-"

" hee- I'm gonna - cum"

" hold on for just a little longer, love... I'm gonna cum too"

heeseung's movements got sloppier with every minute, he groaned loudly before tapping your hip, signaling that you can cum now.

the both of you groaned as you felt the pressure through the condom.

heeseung collapsed beside you, calming down a little, he ran a bath for the both of you and helped you relax a little.

he kept praising you and pressed chaste kisses on your forehead occasionally.

heeseung helped you change into comfortable clothes and made you lie down in bed before getting you something to eat and cuddling you back to sleep.

one question he knew he had to face after you woke up was

" what are we?"

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[tklyhcs]

@marysixnumbers AH U CHANGED YOUR NAME here!!!!!!! i tag you in our wonderful collab here

mostlyticklestbh submitted:

here’s a few lee!sett thoughts:

-his feet are pretty bad! skittering nails over his soles, or using a hairbrush on them, is the best way to get him there. it’s hard to do because of how much he kicks when he gets tickled, but two or three of his bandmates holding his legs down means he’s not going anywhere

-the sensitivity of his ears is an open secret to the band’s makeup department. it’s hard for any of them to resist flitting a fluffy makeup brush over his ears for a second, getting a few giggles, or a snort if they’re lucky. he’ll gently push them away and mutter “quit it” or “lay off the ears!”, bashful grin on his face

-raspberries kill him, especially if multiple people are tickling him at the same time - they can raspberry him in succession without any time in between. which drives him wild, they already tickle so much and two (or more) in a row, without any time to recover, has him cackling, fully weak with laughter. it’s worst when k'sante does it because his facial hair tickles too

-phel knows sett’s worst tickle spots better than any of the other bandmates, usually because he put a hand in the wrong place while cuddling/giving a massage/etc. ezreal finds out about this and pratically begs phel to tell him so he can finally win a tickle fight with sett (he just pins ez down and goes for his ribcage) but phel doesn’t spill. oh well, rip ez. and rip sett because phel knows exactly the best way to destroy him with tickles - to have him howling with laughter sweat sticking his hair to his forehead, not even having enough breath to beg for mercy. he doesn’t use that power very often, thankfully for sett

-this isn’t a separate headcanon but i love the idea of the rest of the band ganging up on him! no spot is safe, but there’s always someone tickling his belly - tracing abs, spidering over his stomach, digging into his sides

ANSWERING UNDER READ MORE BECAUSE AUUGHH HOLY SHIT ❤❤❤❤❤🔥🔥🔥🔥

okay okAY all my thoughts under cut because i am going to Explode thanks i have many things to say and by god i have been blessed because i love bullying him (nicely i promise) sorry this was late but during my mini absence i got to read these over and over (･ω･)💚

first, YES YES about the kicking he's a powerful guy and the second those nails even brush his ankle he kicks out with a yelp!! i have a hc that phel bullies them by always sticking his cold hands and feet under the rest of them when it's cold and they're unsuspecting and watching a movie and sett makes the mistake of stealing this move and gets his ass handed to him. he decides haha i'm gonna try this :) and the next thing he knows they are fighting back and he YELLS and they gotta pause the movie because he's TOO LOUD. he like, snakes his leg under a few bandmates to get to phel first of all, and that was his first mistake because he can't kick under that many people. he does dumb things ok!!!! and phel makes this choking laugh noise and GRABS SETT'S ANKLE LOL and he rakes his nails down his arch. the very hard scraping doesn't hurt him at all he's got thick skin but man does it tickle instead. pff imagine them tryna watch a movie and are interrupted by "AGH FUCK" a man facing the consequences of his actions. and the rest of them are also losers mind you, so now it's a free for all but sett is a popular target so they don't mind just sitting back on his calf and letting phel do the work. they're like rolls eyes comedically sett shut up we tryna watch the movie 🙄🙄 and he's like NOBODY IS GONNA HELP????

AUU i love ear tickles and he has the big fluffy ones that is SO much fun to think about. and arghhh not being able to sit still for makeup anyways (i just know he can barely sit and do nothing so he's always tapping his foot or bouncing his leg) so when someone brushes em he's like HEY i KNOW those don't need makeup so y'all are bullying me. and i bet he's sorta sensitive when getting to his chin too. like bro we're just doing some extra contour is all, stay still! n he hums and taps his foot a lil faster. he's got a goofy smile on his face and tries to focus on said humming, trying to remember the song's rhythm but the brush swipes fast under his chin, faster than he can process, and he does snort (like you saaaaaid)

and about the raspberries.. that's so good because that's certainly his favorite weapon of all time imo and we love a dude who can't take what he dishes out. he uses raspberries liberally, no one's stomach nor necks are safe. he finds it more intimate than most tactics and that connection is lowkey important to him! holding someone close in a hug is his fav. plus that's the whole point for him to have fun obvs! and giving out raspberries tend to give him only the best and most electric reactions. though now, that just means he's on the top everyone's shit list with that exact tactic being his demise. but ohh my god literally no breaks must have him SOBBING in laughter (in the best way of course) and honestly it reminds him a lot of his mom!! the lungs on that woman were very impressive.

also side note k'sante takes pride in his raspberries being the best he's like cracks knuckles, heh.. move aside amateurs what a loser

AWH ez begging phel to tell omg.. phel likes keeping his info all for himself! phel amongst the rest of them having a tickle fight to be strangely methodical with sett, he's a pro! he secretly likes being a little troublemaker so that's so in character for him. i bet he uses his secret knowledge at given times, for example if he's trying to wake sett up from one of his cat naps, he goes soft by rolling an ear between his index and thumb. but during a free for all he's going for that tummy of his. aaaand if he wants reciprocation, he'll be cheeky and playful!

sorry i was late with this!! i def gotta talk about the ask you sent about kayn too i'm CRAZY about that one too omgggmgg

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Obey Me 18+ Headcanons: “You’re My Favorite”

Y’all have been warned! 

Scenario: Things they would say after you’ve told them “You’re My Favorite” in a spicy situation.

Lucifer

you’re being railed on his dark cherry wood desk

gripping the edge of the table, you whisper that he’s your favorite

“glad you could be so honest with me, MC”

“but I already knew the truth”

“no, really, say it again” 

“scream it”

“let them know whose your favorite, dove” 

Mammon

there was a morning assembly 

you and mammon snuck off to an empty classroom 

mammon is behind you, chest pressed against your back with two fingers in you

“that’s right, human” 

“I am your favorite”

“Say it again”

“Again”

“Fuck, more more more”

Leviathan 

movie marathon night and its levi’s turn to pick!

all his brothers abandoned bc the series is too long 

your legs are spread on the couch and hes already pumping inside you 

his tail has you by the throat 

“Whose your favorite, MC?” 

“I saw them staring at you, MC, but you’re all mine” 

“Hmmm? I can’t hear you”

“I can still smell them on you and I hate it” 

Satan 

you have his shaft in your mouth in the middle of the library

you’ve been choking but his hands are in your hair, holding you in place

with a sound ‘pop’ your lips come up and you smile while saying, “This is why you’re my favorite, Satan” 

“Oh this?”

“Believe me, we can get much worse than this” 

“I won’t just be your favorite, MC”

“You’ll worship me after I’m done with you” he smirks looking down at you

Asmodeus 

“Now, now, sweetie, tell me again” 

“It’s you, Asmo, you’re my favorite!” You whine into the mattress 

Asmo has you face down, ass up and gleefully he gives your ass a sound ‘smack’ 

“Oh! I’m your favorite” he giggles, eyes shut from the grip you have on his cock

“That’s right, MC, I’m your favorite”

“Because no one, no one, fucks you like I do” 

“And no one ever will” 

Beelzebub

“Do you have a favorite snack, MC?” Beel says while you’re cuddled on his bed 

for a moment you consider answering his question genuinely 

“You are, Beel,” you say while looking up at him 

“Go ahead, give your favorite snack a taste,” he chuckles while pulling his grey joggers down unleashing his shaft 

“Don’t eat too fast, you’ll choke” 

“Hmm, I guess I’m also hungry” 

“Come here,” he growls before pulling you to 69

Belphegor 

he asks the question bluntly 

“Whose your favorite to fuck, MC?” 

Absolutely stunned you stutter out that it’s him

he’s already crawling on top of you, slyly popping open buttons and unzipping zippers on the way up

“Are you sure?”

“Shouldn’t we test it?” 

“I just wanna make sure that it’s true, MC” 

“And if its not, then I’m just going to have to persuade you” 

Diavolo 

he’s sitting upright against a wall as you ride him 

a deep blush crawls against your skin as you tell him that he’s your favorite

“Sweetheart, I already knew that,” he chuckles hot air into your ear biting the lobe after his sentence 

“But, let’s not risk anything, okay? Let’s make sure”

“Look at this, my favorite exchange student just making a mess of themselves just for me” 

“All because I’m your favorite” 

Barbatos 

you’re in the kitchen helping him prepare snacks for the brothers and guests 

“MC, Solomon mentioned that I am your favorite among the demons” he breathes out cautiously 

“that’s because you are, Barbatos!” you say, popping cream into your mouth for a taste test 

suddenly Barbatos is on you, pinning you to the counter and his tongue is swirling the cream in your mouth 

“I’m normally not very adventurous, MC” 

“But as your favorite, I will try to impress” he smirks down at you, his tails snaking their way up your body from under your clothes 

“But do be quiet, MC, we are in the kitchen” 

“Shhh, don’t make me gag you, MC” 

Simeon

“You’re so good, MC” he moans out as you struggle to fit his shaft inside you from your position on top of him

“How very sinful of you, Simeon,” you breathe out, “this is why you’re my favorite”

Something glints in his eyes

The air has changed 

“Let me show you how truly sinful I am” 

“Repent, MC, you’re corrupting an angel” 

“Go on, take all of it and beg for forgiveness” 

have fun on the wheelchair tomorrow <3 

Solomon

you’re already chanting his name in his room 

not because he’s on you but rather because he’s not 

tied up, tears threatening to spill from the corners of your eyes, and a toy jammed roughly in you 

“Who makes you feel like this?” 

“Who owns you?” 

“Whose your favorite?”

out of spite, you reply, “Asmodeus” 

the toy shuts off and you know you’ve done it now