#also lemme just say I missed u guys sm

[signed-loni]

So can we have sally face chacter (by sally face characters I mean the gang: Ash, Larry, Sal) with a fem! S/O that is kinda like the fem version of rodrick from the diary of a wimpy kid like shes a rough person and in a band and etc also her style being similar to this u dont have to do it lol have a good rest of ur day and drjnk water pls :)

ARRRRRRRGGJHH I LOVE THIS STYLE SM

Anyhooooo YESS!!

Warnings: cusssing, reader is fem!

Sal 🎭

Sal is like fucking crazy for you

LOVES THAT YOUR IN A BAND

(My bfs a drummer AND LEMME TELL YOU, PEOPLE WHO ARE IN BANDS R HOT ASF)

He loves when you come over to his house and just mindlessly play ur drums while he tells you about his day/ olays hus guitar

Since your literally rodrick, your gonna be the oldest out of two sisters

Your little sister, whos in middle school, you LOVE to poke fun at.

Sal saw you making fun of her and was a bit concerned, but realized you were just playing around and was like “phew”

“Sup ugly? Y’gonna go see that loser friend of yours or what?” U say to your little sister “rachel is NOT a loser! Shes just different.” Your sister says back “whatever you say nerd.” You say and bring sal back up to your room

“Were..you being serious?” Sal asks, a bit quiet “huh? pft, no. Shes annoying but I love her.” you respond back, honestly “oh, ok.” Sal replies, a bit relieved

Comes to LITERALLY all of your band performances! Doesnt miss a single one and is your biggest supporter EVER.

probably owns every single piece of merch your band sells, and his room is just LITTERED with things from ur band

Your band mates can b fuckin jerks ngl

they comment on ur bfs mask and ur like “The fuck??? Uhm not to my fucking face i think tf not”

You probably beat then tf up or smth idfk

🤎Larry🍃

“so we fuckin with ur band music playin or nah?”

much like sal. Comes to every one of ur band practices and fuckin jams out to ur shit

Has all of ur guys’ music on a cd or vinyl

acc fuckin obsessed w u

likes to go on liquor store dates w u (kinda like the part in rodrick rules where him and greg go to the liquor store ykwim)

Acts offended when ur mean to him as a joke

”Babe! What the hell! I thought u loved me😞”

“Larry, listen CLOSELY, theres no fuckin way your laying a HAND on my drums. Theres just no way. I know u have cheeto fingers. Dont even think about it”

Laughs hysterically every single time u say smth “mean” to ur sisters.

but thats mostly bc hes normally high out of his mind

speaking of which, GETTING HIGH WHILE U GUYS R PLAYING UR INSTRUMENTS OR SMTH LIKE THAT. HOLY FUCK.

idk what its called, but when ur partner takes a hit and blows it into ur mouth, HOLY SHIT THATS FUCKING HOT

does that w u all the time btw

probably snuck into ur room one time to play ur drums, and right as u walked in u saw him, and literally slapped the FUCK outta him. Its was hilarious

overall loves the crap outta u and is so supportive of ur music career, always telling ppl at school or sm to listen to u guys play and gives them the address to ur guys’ next performance

best bf ever

sry i didnt add ash, lost motivation

[kamiversee]

HEY KAMI. i did a short little investigation over the sukuna chapters, and i know i'm def wrong about all this but here's the short few stuff i got. i know ppl think sukuna could be the reason gojo's making her do this and i LOWKEY agree. ok so: gojo immediately refers to sukuna as an asshole, his smile fades/expression flickers when she asks about him, and he starts gripping onto the reader and gets more irritated when they get into the party.

this alone probably isn't enough because satoru could genuinely just think this guys disgusting lol.. but we also have some other stuff:

it really didn't take long for the reader to seduce sukuna, which again could just be because of how many partners he definitely has (or at least that's what we're assuming).

i also found it a little weird how sukuna brought her to choso's bedroom and knew that she knew him?? which is why i was like "what if sukuna created the list"... if for some reason he had something against satoru, and knew how deeply he felt for this girl, it would make sense for the list to be made by him-- especially because why would satoru add suguru... or why nanami had no idea what she was talking about when she asked if satoru owed him anything.

also the comments he makes to the reader where it seems like he knows more than he should and then tries to play it off as a joke. i dont see sukuna joking ykwim...

okay i feel like that's enough for me. I THINK I MISSED THE DETAILS U WERE TALKING ABOUT IM SORRYYY.

i love ur writing sm and ik how bad this was oops. ANYWAY CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER!! :)

Definitely still missed the detail I was talking about but THATS OKAY!!😹

I js wanna note, Sukuna’s not the only one u guys should be suspicious of BUT AY DONT LEMME DETER YALL FROM UR INVESTIGATIONS !!

Also, I will say tht Sukuna’s asshole status is rather well known as he finds it surprising the reader knows nothing of it :)

And ykw the more I think abt it, there’s actually a lot of lil deats tht haven’t been spotted yet (just in general btw) & the more I think…. MOST OF THE ANSWERS ARE IN THE FIC AS OF RN💀 but you’d have to be a lunatic to actually connect all the dots & guess everything correctly

EVEN SO, as usual I cant deny or confirm this theory but I appreciate it nonetheless ^.^

[hansolz-moved]

hello, my loves! today marks 2 months since i began creating gifs (and the occasional gfx) on tumblr and i also reached an incredible milestone last night; 500 followers! i cannot help but feel extremely honored and appreciative of every single one of my followers and mutuals. it shocks me that i've grown and improved so quickly as a content creator, and especially that there are so many people who are willing to come on board with me to support me and observe my growth. i cannot express my gratitude enough. ♡

unfortunately, i am tremendously busy and cannot find the time outside of weekends to do anything fun to celebrate :( but at the very least, i wanted to take the time to come and thank some very special people who have contributed so much to my account's growth and to my improvement as a cc

first, some of my darling mutuals — ;

@dokyeomblr miss elv, ily! my very first mutual and one of the kindest, most pleasant people i have ever met. you never fail to make me smile with your tags and comments <3 i have admired you for so long and am so honored to be your friend and moot

@97chwe tris, who is such an inspiration to me and so very talented, who i have been in awe of for the longest; whose tracking tag i will spam endlessly and whose support i will always appreciate so genuinely

@caratonce isai, one of my first mutuals and my caratblr server buddy (we joined almost simultaneously and your familiarity was so helpful to my anxious self), i love u sm. your personality is phenomenal and your work follows. im so happy to know you and call you a friend

@soonhoonsol chey, who so consistently reblogs my content and always has the sweetest things to say. i looked up to you prior to joining as a cc and i feel so lucky to be your moot!

@jminwook bbie, one of my newer mutuals and another victim of my tracking tag spamming, who is so very supportive and so sweet

@junranghae noa, my milestone buddy (congrats again!!0 and fellow huihui! i appreciate you so much, you are so dope and always so supportive of my content! it doesn't go unnoticed at all, thank you.

@junkwan jenna, my evil twin (or am i the evil one?) — i miss seeing u around the server! you are so fun to be around and i love being ur mutual and ur friend!

@aceofvernons xan, who is normal by no stretch of the imagination yet kind and supportive of their friends on a level that is incomparable. i truly appreciate you

@wonublr & @knnovations lee and mars, creators with truly mind-blowing skill and talent... who i would still be screenshotting without the help of. i owe you guys so much credit and appreciation &lt;3

other mutuals who i thoroughly appreciate — ;

@jeonwonwoo | @woozification | @shuatonin | @injunnies | @usershua | @xuseokgyu | @shuatm | @seunievrse | @isdokyeom | @blondesoobin | @sunflower-hae | @yeonjuins | @seungkwan-s + many more

and of course, all of my caratblr server friends!

i would also like to say a quick thank you to the following people:

@melanielogs for being a phenomenal friend, for being one of my first followers, and for always believing in me and encouraging me when i didn't believe in myself and wanted to give up.

@taetheists for always listening to my ratio woes and helping me out even if i didn't request it. and yknow.. for letting me use ur photoshop. you're a good friend ♡

and,

@woozi because though i've already told you this, the fact that you so consistently engage with my content and boost it means so much to me. i don't think it's an understatement to say i owe a lot of my success here to you. and what i appreciate more than anything is that you haven't just been supportive of my works since i got good — you were right at the front of the line reblogging my grainy 'i got a free trial of photoshop, lemme mess around' gifsets. it really, truly means a lot to me and I hope you know I will always be grateful.

and with that, I'm done because this is starting to get a little Oscar's acceptance speech-y of me. thank you all so much, i hope that this is just the beginning and that i will be around to be annoying on your dash for a long time to come. ♡

[wormonastriing-archived]

Idgaf about St!r W!rs (censoring so non tk blogs don't pick up the word) but if it's about a bunch of cute(?) guys you may peak my interest..do they have cute laughs...spill the DEETS! -⭐ Anon, yep the one from ages ago!

KISSING YOU, ur so valid, star whores isn't everyone's cup of tea and I super respect that! I, for one, am a huge ass sw nerd, have been for a long time. Just been extra into sw since they've been publishing new content and the fixation has resurfaced and is currently got me in a chokehold ahgssjdj

BUT ANYWAY! HI IT'S BEEN SO LONG!! I love all the sw charas so so deeply. Unfortunately, laughter is pretty rare both in their actual movies and in the shows, there's an abundance of stoic only-smiles-maybe-4-times characters. This of course is bait for people like me who always go for the dickish stoic type chara and make em smile and laugh. I feel in my HEART that they do,,,god. As u may have seen my current and biggest sw fave is The Bad Batch, group of bio-engineered brothers who are literally my beloveds. They're all pretty serious save for Wrecker (BIG BOYE) so ofc I'm here to change that : )

[jxngh]

jimin as your boyfriend

ty for requesting <33 he's my ultimate dream boyfriend 🥺🤍💛 + thank you so much for 500 followers, love y'all sm!

headcanon

okay i will get extra lemme warn you from beginning

cuz he's my heartthrob

he's the most easy-going one in my eyes

don't break his heart and you'll only see his angel side

which he really is uwu

if he loves you you'd be feeling it all the time

texts you pretty often

calls you, says that he missed your cute face

' did you miss me too? ' ' jagii don't be sulky please '

would love you like you're in fairytales

you could see his heart eyes

he'd be so playful

embarrasses you a little bc u look cute

gets you gifts

tells you he just did

and wouldn't stop buying it if you'd tell him to stop

he'd make a cute face and kiss you and you'd forget what you said

takes you to shopping, cafe dates, exploring the city and filming it

or you'd stay at home and binge watch kdramas

he would show you his fav books 😏😏

i see his s/o teasing him about it and enjoying it at the end lol

after some time he'd be comfortable to make dirty jokes

my man's funny everyone

would make you laugh hard then end up watching you

* sobs fckn hard *

here's another romantic

would keep your memories in a box, album etc.

he loves to be praised

he'd want you to praise him but he'd blush if you do it a lot

would get you in his arms and kiss your forehead while he hums his fav songs to you

don't mind me i'm in my dreamland rn 🥺

everyone... he's kinda... jealous type

but also a softie so if he'd ever get jealous over someone you're friends

he would feel sad to make you feel uncomfortable

but if he ever gets jealous jealous

then i'm telling you... kiss him, take all of his stupid thoughts

if you'd ever fight he'd be really sad

would try to not talk to you but he wouldn't sleep with that feeling

would end up at your door with hands full of snacks ' wanna cuddle whole night? '

he needs to remember how special he is from time to time

so love him, play with his hair, tell him to not stress or simply help him get over it

i want to be the one doing those i.cry.

yas...the part he'd enjoy reading lmaoo

sir... fuck me already

tease

would tease you in public, just to get a reaction

if you'd do the same he'd give you that grin and talk dirty to your ear

loves your body, his hands would be everywhere

he'd be into edging

yes...this man is so pretty and caring and probably is the sweetest after you do it but

would use those hips in the best way

his damn tongue.

this guy l i v e s for eating you, making you lose yourself under him

he'd mark you when he's lost

would kiss them and apologize if he hurt you

his jealousy would be useful here heheh

he'd make you cum so many times

' see,only i can make you like this '

loses it when you ride him

.·´ i know i'm not replying to requests fast but you can ask me anything or idk small things as MTLs etc. in here

[just2bubbly]

i'm late but i wanna let u guys know what type of mutuals ur for me and i don't have a lot of ocs so i'm gonna just give u Hunger Games Characters (it's what the character means to me okie so don't go by accurate character representation)

@gingerale2017: Peeta Mellark

cuz yes ur a sweetheart and Peeta is a sweet boi and he had some bad experiences u just get bullied with cursed ships here by Bea so yes ur this one pure Peeta

@greenalmond : ur Katniss

no doubt there, ur a badass and u say things like u want it and that's Katniss idk ig u can hunt hypothetically speaking cuz no animal harm but if u can then yea, more common with Katniss

@shellyseashell : Effie Trinket

I have no explanation for this but yea, it makes some sense to me that won't make sense at all- ur a nice person but u rb a lot of content that appears on my dash so it gets obnoxious a lil but ilysm bestie <3

@deprivedmusicaljunkie: Johanna Mason

do i have to explain this Bea- like yea ur Johanna without the trauma and yea ur just Johanna cuz u have this cool personality that they captured in the movies that i like her

@notjacinclay : Rue

idk but u just gimme Rue vibes and yes ur very nice just like this tribute who had to die unfortunately :(( but like the kind, timid persona of Rue just captures u perfectly in the opinion I have made of u and ur dash

@the-wee-woo-royal: Cinna

Now lemme explain this is partly because you had this post of wearing a blazer for Prom ig and it just captured out of all the thing and you have this artistic persona that is so Cinna and more like you and Vi are besties just like Katniss and Cinna

@cinderswrench: Primrose Everdeen

Now she is like the most nice person in the entire series and you are the most beautiful person I know up here, you are the best and you just randomly come and dm me or leave a comment up in one of fics and make my day and the joy u bring is just sm- :))) ilysm <333

@salt-warrior: Haymitch

u just are the older one among the fandom and yes u have the mood swings like Haymitch when u come with angst fics that literally kills a lot of people but you are also so very nice at heart just like Haymitch, like this character describes you so very well

@shelbylmkaider: Finnick Odair

Babez u are the prettiest person ik and Finnick is the same and the vibes just attract me to u

This series has less nice characters why?? I love you, Finnick is cool and ur cool and I have just associated animal love here rn which has no relation but yea- the cool personna and vibez definitely

@wheresmymom-imlost: Caesar Flickerman

ur jolly and now ur running a jacolf ship blog (good luck with all the cursed ships up here EL) and u have a stack of jokes up your sleeve that just makes me randomly burst into a giggle and there is one showman up here and that is YOU so yeah Ceaser it is.

THIS WAS IN MY DRAFT FOR MONTHS NOW AND LIKE I DUNNO IF I SHOULD POST IT AND NOW I'M PAST CARING....IF YOU GUYS DON'T LIKE IT THEN MY APOLOGIES CUZ SOME CHARACTERS ARE DIFFERENT FOR ME IN MY MIND THEN THE WAY THEY ARE ACTUALLY PORTRAYED AND YEA I HOPE I DIDN'T MISS ANYONE

[elysianslove]

first of all can i just say congrats on the 500 like i'm so happy for you and you absolutely deserve it (huge bear hug :) ) now i had this crazy hcs idea and i immediately thought of you so long story short how would Karasuno , Aoba Johsai and Nekoma react to their sweet manager having powers similar to those of scarlet witch (marvel) or mirajane strauss (fairytail anime) feel free to pick whichever one is easier and thank you so much for indulging my crazy request. love u lots - safiyah <3333

oh my goodness thank you sm for your words here’s a bear hug <3 also also i was literally just thinking just how cool it would be to have like a supernatural au haikyuu thing and then you send me this wow we on some mind reading shit. anyways i really hope you like this. sorry it’s like hq on crack if you want a serious one lemme know hsjkhsk

karasuno high

they lose their shit. 

every single one of them. 

mentally they’re all like 12 (except daichi and mqybe ennoshita) so i definitely think they’d have a very childish reaction to it. 

it’s so endearing though. 

they find out while walking you home one night: it’s very stormy and they just wanted to make sure you get home safe because they worship the ground you walk on. cue like a fucking billboard nearly falling on you and the group of boys and your instincts just kick in and you stop it mid air. 

noya’s still screaming even after everyone’s just gone silent and is gawking at the fact a billboard (or whatever the object is i can’t think rip) is hovering above them. in mid air. because of you. what the fuck? 

daichi’s blood pressure drops he’s like somebody catch me im about to faint wtf is going on. 

you kinda freak and just toss it away and run your way back home, as far away from the boys as possible. 

but alas, you’re their manager, and you have duties to fulfill. so you show up to practice the next morning terrified for your life. 

you’re not really sure why you’re so scared and nervous. you just are? it’s a huge part of who you are and it’d be a big bummer if the most important boys in your life didn’t accept it. 

noya greets you with a really big hug

tanaka’s so loud but what’s new <3 

daichi and suga just come up to you and gently ask if you’re okay because you ran off so quick yesterday

they all act super normal during practice but you can tell

you can tell

they want to ask so many questions they’re gonna explode 

after practice, when coach ukai and takeda leave, and it’s just you, kiyoko, and the boys, it’s s o quiet. you would hear a pin drop. 

you just sigh and go “you can ask” 

your poor eardrums </3 

they’re so fascinated by everything you say 

kiyoko’s like “i had a hunch” like how do u have a hunch about something like this anyways what a queen

noya’s like “make me fly” 

and tsukki in the back “drop him on his ass pls” 

they definitely make you do so many things for them with it 

cleaning duty is now on you because hello !! you can move things with your mind !! 

kags doesn’t get it. he’s like. ok? and ? i can set volleyballs perfectly, hinata can jump really high despite his height, she can move things with her mind? so what? 

i love him 

they’re also crazy good at keeping it a secret? 

not hinata tho he slips up so often like thank god the secret isn’t realistic or believable

he’ll be like “oh yeah? well our manager can move things with her mind!” 

and suga just has to usher him away with a pained smile like “yeah she’s so incredible haha” while doing that thing moms do where they squeeze or pinch your shoulder if they’re mad at you in public 

it feels like a weight lifted off your shoulders when they find out because the closer you grew to these boys, the more they felt like family to you.

aoba johsai

my favorite team 

i hc makki as someone that smokes weed. pls don’t try to convince me otherwise. look at him. he’s a pothead <3 

this is going somewhere i swear.

so you’re a 3rd year manager, meaning you’ve been with these boys a while now, specifically the third years of the team, so y’all are pretty close. 

how they find out: it’s like 3am on a weekend, the seijoh 4 and some of the second years. you’d baked a cake with like all of them all at once in the kitchen, so it was now a mess, so you’re attempting to clean it up as fast as you can the way you know best — with your hands and your mind. makki walks in, high as shit, sees this and just. 

“damn must be the weed.” 

you don’t hear him. so. uh oh. 

he was probably sent there by iwa to get water or something, so iwaizumi walks in and just yells so loud “what the fuck!” 

it’s like they’re all summoned by this. they eventually all pile into the kitchen and you’re literally just frozen in fear with pots and pans and utensils and specks of flour hovering by you. and then you maintain eye contact with iwa as you lift one hand and direct the pans into a cupboard and slowly shut it. 

“so it’s not the weed?” 

they honestly. don’t act any different tbh 

it’s like an added feature of yours that they appreciate. 

oikawa asks you to read his mind to test if what happened that night was real and you just lift him up from off his seat. 

“i asked you to read my mind tho hm” 

yeah mind reading is just a regular thing now. they will slyly ask you to read the other team’s minds during a match and you’re like no that’s cheating. but you do. and you subtlety give them advice. like “hm i wonder if that team’s gonna do this specific attack” 

also oikawa asks (read:begs) u to like help them make it through to nationals

you say “will it feel like a true accomplishment if i do?” 

shuts his pretty face up <3 

they also make you like. toss volleyballs to them. but with your mind. multiple of them. they take it as some stupid challenge idk these boys are dumb i love them 

they also love throwing things at. YOU. LIKE WTF? 

like haha dodgeball but it’s a group of 6’0+ athletes against just. you. 

sounds fair 

they also become insanely protective of you after they find out. idk how that clicks w them but. yes. 

especially mattsun and iwa ? like men. relax.

anyways they would abuse the shit out of your powers genuinely but it’s okay it’s out of love <3

nekoma high

they. they’re idiots. all of them. 

kuroo would probably be like but scientifically ! this makes zero sense 

omg kenma would lose his MIND. 

HES A GAMER BRUH 

HED BE OBSESSED W YOU.

but lowkey bc none of that simp shit </3 

ooou okay so you’re at a training camp and they sneak you in with them so you guys can play truth or dare 

bc yk. you’re kids. 

and y’all are going around and you just pick truth and someone asks what’s the biggest secret you’ve ever kept from us and they expect some dirty shit they’re nasty smh 

and then you straight up go “i can move things w my mind” 

and theyre like ok miss stop playin fr 

keep in mind it’s dark as hell in the dormitory and eerily quiet and you shift one of the chairs in there, and it squeaks loudly

yamamoto jumps and looks at you w so much fear in his eyes. “that wasn’t you” 

“bet?” 

and then suddenly all chairs are moving all at once and yamamato deadass screams 

kuroo’s shrugging like. “it’s just the wind,” like ur not in a closed off room w all the windows shut whatever u say sir <3 

lev’s like

gone into shock. seriously someone go get him water or something. 

when morning comes they’re all like hella scared to approach you except kenma and kuroo bc kenma— is in awe. kuroo — does not believe it. 

you’re kinda :( that they’re scared of you and you approach them after the day is over and just apologize, and tell them you didn’t mean to scare them and that you’d never hurt them or even consider it. 

they do a 180 bruh they just all go “awwwwww” and suffocate you in a group hug so you shove them all off for good measure lmao 

kuroo still doesn’t believe it until you save his ass in broad daylight and he’s like ok maybe it wasn’t fake so what sue me 

whenever there are training camps where other schools come they beg u to help them prank the boys 

especially bokuto and hinata 

and you do obviously 

it’s hilarious watching them scream as something moves slightly. you never do it that it’s suspicious just enough to be like did that happen or is my mind messing w me rn 

scarlet witch also has the ability to mess w people’s mind in the literal sense and whenever one of the boys pisses you off particularly you just make them see their biggest fear 

kenma asks you to reenact some of his favorite gameplays for him

it’s literally just roleplay and you couldn’t care less someone catches the two of you you’re no pussy you can admit when you’re having fun 

overall a very chaotic reaction 

they don’t treat you any different they’re just like 100x more hyped about who you are. like the fact that you’re their manager is already a blessing and now this !!! 

incredible <3333

[seungstarss]

friendship over FRIENDSHIP FUCKING OVER IM TAKING THE FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS BACK!!!!!

nah cause what in the actual fuck 😭😭😭😭😭 im deadass unfollowing u the instant i send this ask bc sei bestie ure a fucking psycho YOURE SICK you’re absolutely sadistic i can’t believe u just did that to me 😭😭😭😭 no cause i was v happy just reading ur other cute smaus and then ur crusty ass decides to recommend bet….. NO IM LITERALLY NEVER LISTENING TO U EVER AGAIN 😭 WHY WAS BET LIKE THAT. WHY WAS BET BUILT LIKE THAT. LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE CHAPTER HAD ME S C R E A M I N G AND NOT EVEN IN A GOOD WAY???? U WERE MAKING ME WANNA PULL OUT MY HAIR,,,, EVERYBODY WAS FUCKING INFURIATING AND BY THE END OF IT I LEGIR GAVE UP ON TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE THINGS WERE HEADED BC ALL MY THEORIES WERE SO SO SO WRONG 😭 not me giving the best girl agenda to reiko 🤡 not me thinking heeseung would come out top 🤡 not me demonising luna/seoyeon when they rlly weren’t even all that bad 🤡 BYE. BYE. IM SHATTERED. ICB ALL THE CHARACTERS JUST YEETED AWAY YN LIKE THAT…… HEARTLESS MOFOS 😭 EVEN NICE BOY JAKEY TURNED OUT TO BE A FUCKING LOSER I 😭😭🤌

anyway youre fucking sick for this and i hate u so much 😭 but ok in all seriousness I ACTUALLY FUCKING LOVED THAT SO MUCH SEIIIIIIIU PLEASE R U KIDDING ME???????? I LOVE LOVE LOVE HOW ENGROSSING THE ENTIRE FIC WAS??? I WAS GENUINELY SURPRISED THAT U MADE THE FRAT BOYS INTO BAD GUYS BC NORMALLY WE ALWAYS SUGARCOAT THOSE THINGS AND HENCE WHY I KEPT THIMKING MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE SUNGHOON COULD REDEEM HIMSEFL…… BUT IM SO. SO SO SO GLAD U KEPT THE ENTIRE FIC SO SK SO UNPREDICTABLE?!?! I LOVE ALL THE FUCKING DRAMA???? THERE WERE SO MANY CHARACTERS AND SO MAMY LAYERS TO ALL THE RELATIONSHIPS THEY HAD W ONE ANOTHER I CANT BELIEVE U WERE EVEN ABLE TO KEEP TRACK OF THIS???????? OH MY GOSHHHHHHH IM IN LOVE W THIS FICCCCCCCC PLSSSSS 😭😭😭❤️❤️

SEI BESTIE U DID SOSOSOSOSO WELL!!!!!!!! i’m such a simp for ur work iDEK what to read on ur masterlist next 😭 but pls u rlly know how to make a good smau like ALL THE ELEMENTS WERE THERE???? it was so funny but intriguing and entirely unpredictanle and wild OMG I LOVED ITTTTTTTTTT I RLLY LOVE wicked characters so although the frat boys turned out to be assholes i kinda LOVED IT like it was so fun hating characters >:)))) I WAS GENUINELY ANGRY AT TIMES????? ALSO EVEN YN KINDA PISSED ME OFF TOO LIKE U RLLY SPARED NOBODY !!!! but ugh it was sosososososos good i can’t believe this has been missing from my life 😭

and omg U DID SO WELL ON UR WRITTEN PARTS TOO????? they added sm depth and detail and it was so nice w the way u weaved in all the dialogue too???? IM OBSESSED. WHY ARE U SO GOOD AT EVERYRHING PFFFTTT PLS IM SIMPING FOR SEI!!!! naur cos i rlly rlly enjoyed that omg thank u sm for the rec ;-; NOW I TOTALLY GET WHAT U MEANt WHEN U SAID THAT PEOPLE WERE SCREAMING AT THE CHARACTERS 😭 NAH CAUSE AFTER HEESEUNG DID WHAT HE DID,,, THE CONVO HE HAD W HOON WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN 😭 my lord i need to sit down i need to blankly stare at the wall for a hot minute while i try to compose myself

anyway bet goated sei goated taegyu goated

PLEASE MAI READING YOUR REBLOGS WERE SO FUNNY I CANNOT LIKE,,,, WHEN YOU WERE GUSHING OVER HEESEUNG I WAS LIKE GURLLLL 💀💀💀😈 BUT GETAUQTAAGAUA SOMETHING ABOUT MAKING YOUR CHARACTER SUFFER IS SO SATISFYING??? IM SO SORRY ETSHSTAUAG BUT YES REIKO WAS REALLY A SNAKE AND HEESEUNG. WE DONT TALK ABT HIM, HE'S UNSPEAKABLE. I WAS ACTUALLY ORIGINALLY GONNA DO A SPIN OFF FOR bet! HEESEUNG's BACKSTORY BUT I DECIDED NOT TO BC I GOT LAZY........ BUT LEMME JUST SAY HIS PAST IS TWISTED. (WHICH KINDA EXPLAINS WHY HE'S SO TWISTED AND ALL BUT AHAHAH I SHOULDNT TRY TO JUSTIFY HIM.)

BUT QFAHAFAH YES, I REALLY DIDN'T WANNA GO WITH THE TROPE WHERE THEY ALL FALL IN LOVE WITH HER BC??? IDK I'M NOT THE BIGGEST FAN OF REVERSE HAREM SAURRR... BUT I WANTED TO TAKE THAT IDEA AND TWIST IT 🤩

FSHAFAHA YOU ENJOYED THE WRITTEN PARTS HELP??? BET'S WRITTEN PARTS ARE OKAY, BETTER THAN REVELATIONS BC I FEEL LIKE I IMPROVED A BIT ON MY WRITING FROM REV TO BET (HOPEFULLY) BUT THIS COMING FROM YOU⁉️ THAT'S THE BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER

PLS I RECed BET BC I WAS ReALLY CURIOUS TO SEE HOW YOU WOULD REACT TO IT QTAHQTAHQ BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL THE FEEDBACK? ILYSM 😭😭😭💖

[peachesforjae]

Neocity in Vancouver

Hey so I wanted to write a little “the vibe I got and what actually went down” for each of the boys from the vancity show! No one asked for this but my extra ass wants to do it anyways so enjoy!! Also it’s a given but all of this could be false so please don’t come for me.

TAEIL

this mans vocals oooooof i mean we been knew but hearing it live ?????? 10/10 confirmed that this man really has been blessed by an angelic voice. probably the most stable voice i’ve ever heard live

his singing voice and talking voice are the same irl, same with visuals (there was this one part were he was trying to be sexy and lemme tell u that my heart started beating faster and i started s w e a t i n g)

he didn’t talk much during the ments (i really wished he did, even if it was in korean) and i personally felt like he didn’t get as much cheers as the other boys (NCTZENS YOU COWARDS HOW DARE YOU 😤)

would sell my soul to have a mini taeil in my pocket. i can tell that he has the sweetest heart and is the most humble guy, he would be the greatest husband ever u can’t fight me on it

JOHNNY

looking for the embodiment of the word flirt?? well look no further. he is really out here thinking our lives are a joke acting like your typical boy next door crush saying all the things that make your heart MELT

he is a tol boi (even tho i was sitting far away I could still tell that he is a giant) he probably was a sequoia tree in his past life or something idk but he is mr.tall and big

i haven’t seen anyone talk about this but his voice was a higher pitch irl,,,,,, like the videos will never catch it but it’s not as deep and omg his little lisp is QT. singing/rapping voice (sm give him more lines u hoes) was the same and his visuals were ever better

he did a body roll at one point and everyone LOST IT (i for real started crying) he is so handsome and ugh every time he came on screen/talked he got the loudest cheers (next to mark) he is such a genuine and heartwarming person i wish he could just be my friend that’s all i want in life

TAEYONG

no surprises with this amazing person he really is THAT beautiful HIS EYES AND SMILE AND FACE I DIED and is a rap god. it was a little surreal seeing him standing there talking cuz like is he even real ???? was he actually a hologram ????? WHO KNOWS MAN WHO KNOWS

he is one of the best performers ive ever laid my eyes on. the charisma and aura that he has stunned everybody and all i had to say was woooooow, he left me shooketh. sm really hit the jackpot with him. he is one of the pillars that nct stands on and im thankful for it

voice and rap voice were the same irl nothing surprising of course we already know that he’s talented but the crowd did love and cheer for him lots. he started the show strong and ended it strong (also let us see his shoulders thank you sir)

when he wasn’t performing he stood back more to let the other members shine and do their thing (ooooof what a leader) but I did wish that he talked a little more during the ments that’s all i could’ve asked for. he gave me a chill but nervous(?) vibe idk how to explain it

DOYOUNG

this man is GORGEOUS irl his eyes were so mesmerizing and sparkly,,,,,,,he had the cutest smile ever and the vibe he gave off to me was a little intimidating but definitely confident. he knows that he’s talented and isn’t afraid to show it

like taeil his voice was the same irl and he is a vocal powerhouse too. stable and clean. really blessed my ears and soul whenever his mouth opened. his falsetto is NOT to be messed with👀 im not saying that he is a male version of ariana but that’s exactly what I’m saying

he really interacted with the fans during the ments and he was so funny (at one point he said something and we missed it and he started laughing and then said it again so we could scream for him,,,,,,,,,,,his ego im- skskskskskshd)

most iconic thing he said was that he wanted to keep going and going and going and that he didn’t want to leave like BOI JUST STAY THEN i can buy you a house and you can just stay in Canada sksksksj i wouldnt mind if he was my neighbor

YUTA

my fellow scorpi(h)o(e) birthday buddy loml person *insert gif of me crying* he really has a resting bitch face (same here) BUT HAS THE SWEETEST HEART AND SMILE i was falling so hard and fast for him. he would probably be my best friend if i ever met him

he was honestly like a little kid,,,,had so much energy and was laughing and jumping and acting all crazy, he joked around with us so much. but then when he performed it was all ✖️🔪☠️✖️💀 and I was feeling like 527273 emotions at once i didn’t know what to do

his voice sounded a little different irl but singing voice was beautiful *cough* sm give him more lines or i will come for you *cough* and his dancing is off the charts you can really tell he puts so much effort in to be an amazing performer. i’d say hes the next best dancer next to taeyong/haechan/mark

yall this boy deadass wore a toque and said that he looked like a canadian university student and kept saying “didn’t you guys know???” with the cutest little expression ever im DEAD INSIDE and ugh he is so caring for the other members and went to mark so many times during the show

JAEHYUN

ok yall know he’s my bias and can I just say that i died, went to highway to heaven, and came back every time he did ANYTHING ????? like anything. im a whipped bitch phew. my deadly crush on him got even bigger after this - bc he really is just a 21 y/o hot dude that i would fall for irl if i met him on the streets skdhcgljsdfg 

singing voice ???? perfect. visuals ???? astonishing. hotel???? trivago. skskskks stop me. anyways lemme just say that this man goes HARD when he performs i was so concerned for him like pls chill a little. he kept milly rockin and pointing to the cameras and doing shoulder/body rolls and being a lil hoe (aka this was the best day of my life)

his smile is something to die for, there is a charm to it. also he is flirt no.2 after johnny. he knew EXACTLY what to say to get the attention and everyone gave him what he asked for. he kept on saying how he loved vancouver and had a crush on it. also called us HOT a few times😪

anytime he talked and came on screen he got loud cheers and he would soak it all in (meanwhile I was having a mental breakdown,,,,,the girl behind me kept looking at me every time like sis just let me die sheesh). he gives off chill but confident vibe - i would be terrified to approach him irl. really is a people pleaser and does things to earn him attention and love

JUNGWOO

babyboy.com ......... he really is the CUTEST member all I wanted to do was hold him and pat his lil head and tel him that everything was gonna be ok. he seemed really nervous but did an amazing job performing nonetheless but i do hope that he becomes more confident in himself when he’s on stage cuz he’d get more attention than he already does

they way he talks and acts is actually baby boy culture but i can tell that that’s just a mask to hide his true side, whatever that maybe, all i know is that we aint prepared for it. his eyes sparkled every time he talked and i know this is annoying but he really is snoopy. i won’t take it back.

like taeil, he didn’t talk much during the ments but still received lots of love and cheers when he did. i personally feel like he could be ncts secret weapon in some way but that is tbd. his vocals, voice, and visuals were the same irl he really couldn’t be anymore perfect.

he tried his best to talk in english and i want to thank him for it, IT WAS SO CUTEEEE. he started crying a little at one point when he was talking about touring and performing and my HEART BROKE like no bb come here I’ll just hug you and everything will be ok.

MARK

canadas boy. canadas treasure. canadas pride. canadas ass👀 and nctzens everything. he got the loudest cheers (obvi) and i swear every time he started to talk/rap/exist everyone would loose it and it made him flustered. he felt really touched by this show and im glad that we were able to make him feel like that 

he gives off that typical high school boy crush vibe. he’s really THAT awkward young adult that has it all and doesn’t know what to do with it (you’ve definitely met someone just like him) he seemed a little nervous for the show which was a given and was so clueless when we started chanting his name😂 jaehyun had to take his in-ear thingy out and his face when he realized what we were saying KILLED me

his voice is the same irl but i personally felt like his looks stood out more. he looks more mature (?) in person. his eyes also SPARKLED like he really holds galaxies in his eyes. his smile and laugh really brought joy to my heart. i just wanna thank his parents for creating such a beautiful human being. also cheek bones

he talked about his day in vancouver and started to go down memory lane and was taking about how his school was closed on the day sm was holding auditions and how it’s been a decade since he’s come back (SM LET HIM VISIT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD) he also told us that he’s proud to be a canadian and that we’re lucky to live in such a beautiful place😭❤️ i- someone come hold me

HAECHAN

babyboy numero 2. he has the babiest face out of all of them but the SOFTEST voice legit sounds like an angel i assume. his hair and skin were flawless and people better stop wh*tewashing him LET HIS BEAUTY SHINE THROUGH PEOPLE

vocals sounded the same but the pitch of his talking voice is a little different. his smile got my heart racing and he has the cutest cheeks i wanna squishem so bad. he seemed a little shy and didn’t talk a lot during the ments. his stage presence really surprised me i legit started screaming “heee heee its haechan jackson” ksksksksks i hate myself

after they performed jet lag he straight up -no warning given- went “doesn’t it feel like we just went on a date?” LIKE BOI DO I LOOK- if you think I cried you’re absolutely right. he’s definitely johnnys son he’s LEARNING from the master of flirting. but he flirts in the most adorable way possible like how ????????

i would 12/10 die for him and also wouldn’t mind having a mini version of him around for emotional support and love. sm also hit the jackpot with haechan and i also feel like he’s another secret weapon in the group watch out yall i keep forgetting that he’s so young and that the best years are still ahead of him i can’t wait to see what the future has in store for such a talented person

Other Comments

i could really sense the exhaustion from the boys. they’ve been go go go from the beginning and i truly hope that they get a well deserved rest. nonetheless they put on a great show, hyped up the crowd, and made us fall in love with them even more. also they performed jet lag for us and lemme tell you that it was a B O P.  i wanna say that i died when jaehyun called out the fake fans bc they didn’t know the album release date i LOVE his savage and petty ass😘, this was my first ever kpop concert and im so blessed to have seen nct127, as Johnny said, i can’t wait to see what our journey together has in store for us. im so glad they enjoyed their time in Canada (they kept saying how beautiful it was and how they want to come back to more cities hekwishehsos catch ur girl dying over here). 

[baekhvuns]

i bring out the dark side of miss baekhvuns, dear in-san-ity but i can say that im enjoying this too, breaking her apart like this ☺️

AND MY GOD THERE'S SO MANY? /1!# I have some reading to then AHH IM EXCITED I've been so out of the real books world since 2018 and now im?? bring it on yes!! THANK YOU SO SO MUCH

i also just finished the love hypothesis and can i just say that im :( i 😞😞😞 maybe i should have accepted that guy yk MAYBE I WOULD HAVE NOT BEEN SINGLE 😫😫😫 gonna start reading the twisted series after this and then go after everything you have reccomened me, thank u sm again☹️💗🌃

BRING OUT THE DARK SIDE FBWMFJWK

that is so true u all are out to GET ME AND I EMBARRASS MYSELF BC ITS ALWAYS ABOUT SEONGHWA 😭😭😭😭🔫

THERES SO MANY I HAVE PILED UP SO I HOPE U ENJOY FBFNFB <33 it’s very ironic that i rec u real books but i am ✨allergic ✨ to them </3 BRKWHD PLS DO LEMME KNOW WHICH ONE IS SUPREMELY GOOD

you?????? read so fast???????? wHAT THE HECK BRMWBDKW NAURRR NOT THE GUY 😭😭🤚🏼 THE DESPERATION 😭😭😭

[hongism]

okay i finally read chapter 36 and lemme just say. WHAT THE HELLLL GIRL HOW DO THE CHAPTERS KEEP GETTING BETTER AND BETTER I AM TRULY SCREAMING I CANTGTT HFJFIEOEE !,!?!,!,!: hongjoong..... has become one of my fav characters fr like he is sUCH a good character you have written him so well im so ABDJCNKDDK there is so much to comment on like idek where to begin like?????? im at a loss for words???? -solar🌙

also i have suspicions that hyunwoo is indeed alive but i could be v v v wrong buuuut im running with it. i think miss yn has a lot of memories still to be unlocked about hyunwoo and the things he told her -

EHEHHEHE THANK U!!!! pls that’s always the highest compliment ;;-; it means SO MUCH TO ME AHHH thank u thank u thank u MUAH goodness im so glad you enjoy hongjoong yEAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH i love him sm and it makes me so happy that you guys can enjoy him as well!!! eeeee hyunwoo being alive!??!? lots of people seem to think that, we’ll find out soon enough!!!! miss yn does indeed have many many memories that are yet to be unlocked and we’ll be unlocking them piece by piece 👁👁🍿

[hopelesswho]

instalive with tom as his gf (warning: F L U F F)

ok can we talk about how nervous you’d be???

everybody knows you’re together (he made it pretty clear when he posted a picture of you while watching spider-man captioned “my spider-girl” with a heart emoji!!!!! so everyone went C R A Z Y)

but still you know he has a lot of fans who can be so jealous

“what are you talking about? everyone loves you!” he says trying to calm you down

you know it’s true but you’re still not used to being a star’s girlfriend

you’re on the couch in a cabin in the woods out of montreal, harrison on the other side of the couch laughing at you two bickering

the live starts and omg as soon as people see that you’re together 

a lot of “you’re so cute together” “kiss kiss kiss” “couple goals”

you’re both FLUSHING hard 

especially you, you’re so not used to all of this attention

and tom is laughing

“so yeah this is Y/N. you probably know her by now, she’s… my best friend” he says looking at you with an adoring light in his brown eyes

those eyes that you fucking love 

“omg you’re being so cheesy” you chuckle making fun of him 

you both laugh a lot (that’s how embarassed you are)

“hey everyone. i’m his girlfriend. tom is a dork, but you probably already know that” you say

harrison is laughing in the background (you’re his favorite couple, he wants a relationship just like yours but he’ll never admit it to your face)

“they wanna know how we met”

“to keep it short: we met through zendaya and then one day on set of SM she literally fell over me and from that day we’ve been inseparable and she fell madly in love with me”

you laughed so hard at his explanation “yeah right heart-throb, you wish. He’s the one who said i love you first, so!” you tried to tell while he was covering your mouth with his hand

“that’s a lie! don’t believe her guys!” 

“harrison back me up!” you try putting him into frame

“y/n is right! Tom is whipped, he never stopped talking about her it was kinda embarassing” haz admitted moking him

“DUDE!!!!!” 

YOU LITERALLY CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

everyone is commenting that tom has heart shaped eyes around you

(and it’s true can’t blame him though lol)

you kiss his cheek “you’re so cute baby” (the amount of gifs of this moment!!!!!!!)

“i don’t have heart shaped eyes around her, you guys are delusional! I don’t even like her I’m with her for the fame” he jokes making you lightly punch him on the shoulder

“true, i’m only with him ‘cause i’m trying to get to harrison” you joke as well getting near to haz and making tom jealous

“hey miss come here” (can you imagine him saying this in the bedroom?? FUCK ME B Y E)

you rest your head on his shoulder scrolling through the comments (most of them are about how good looking tom is with shorter hair)

(tbh his short hair is a huge turn on of yours although you can’t grip on them while he’s going down on you anyway)

“okay guys it was a lot of fun, let’s do it again soon”

“do you want me to help you end the live?” you say making fun of his inability to end a livestream

he flips you off laughing

“i don’t have heart shaped eyes” he mutters under his breath

“omg tom you’re such a baby” you smile kissing his perfect lips

So how is it? Did you enjoy? 

This is definitely more on the fluffy side but it was so much fun writing it! (there’s sex mention)

As always, lemme know if you enjoyed, any comment is very much appreciated!

Oh and also if you have any request send me a message darlings!

THANKS FOR READING

[starrywinters]

Hugs! — Park Woojin Fic

not requested!

genre: fluff!

#protect woojin project!

a/n: also thanks guys. sm like??? kdflksds THANKS FOR 200+ FOLLOWERS OMG YALL ILY 😫😫😭🎉💕

Walking happily into the library where you promised Woojin to meet up at, you notice the latter sitting with his head down

‘What happened to him?’ You thought, bc usually he’d be reading a comic as he waits for “ur slow ass” as he puts it

Disregarding this, you stride up to him and give him a good ol’ pat on the back and bring him into a headlock expecting him to fight back

Nope. He sits there, motionlessly.

“Yah, Park Woojin, what’s up with you?”

Silence… a sniff… another sniff. Lifting his head you see tears welling up in his eyes

“H-hey, what’s wrong Woojin? What happened?”

“I-i didn’t pass my, my SM audition-n. I don’t know what to dooo” he moans pitifully.

Feeling bad, you try to cheer him up. “It’s ok Woojin-ie, there are still plenty of other companies you can audition to out there, hm? Don’t cry over the one company who is sleeping over your talents.”

Pulling him into a hug, “Is there anything I can do to make your day all better?”

“Yes. Promise me something.” 

“What?” 

“You have to hug me,” ‘Aren’t I already doing that??’

“Everyday. Whenever I want.” ‘Ok, what. Pink sausage say what.’

But you couldn’t help to agree after he gives you those puppy eyes. ‘Freaking Woojin and his freaking irresistible cuteness.’

–

Current date and time: September 9, 2017 3:00 AM

You wake up to buzzing noises near your ear. Looking at your phone, you see messages and missed calls from the one, and only, Park Woojin.

Smh woojin its late

His messages consists of, “Is u awake?”

“Y/N. My best friend, the only person who cares about me, wAkE uP”

“Yo. wake up….pls”

“Omg LAZY ASS WAKE UP”

shookEDT, there were 10 missed calls and 4 voicemails. Not even giving you a chance to listen to them, Woojin’s caller ID pops up

‘Sexy baby oh my lady’ plays on repeat until you accept the call

“What do you want Park.”

“Open your window.”

“What?”

“OpEn YoUR WINDOW.”

Wtf? Heading to your window, you open it to see Woojin squatting on a big tree branch.

“PARK WOOJIN,” startling him a little bit, “ARE YOU CRAZY? DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS? Get the heck inside, now.”

“Okaay, geez mom.”

“Wanna tell me why you’re here? At-” looking at the clock, “THREE IN THE FRICKFRACK MORNING???!1?”

“I wanted my daily hugs..”

“And you couldn’t have waited ‘till a decent time? Like, when people are usually awake? For example, 8 in the morning??”

“Nope. You promised me, whenever I want.”

“I’m supposed to be sleeping right now???”

“Well then why’re you awake?”

Exhaustedly, “BECAUSE YOU CONTINUOUSLY SPAMMED ME YOU OWL”

“Sorry,” he mutters dejectedly and slight frowns. “…Can I still get that hug though?”

Your heart aches at the sight and you sigh exasperatedly, “Ok fine, but never wake me up at an ungodly hour again.”

Pulling him into a hug, you whisper into his ear, “Never stop smiling, it hurts me.”

He whispers back with a slight grin, “I won’t, so long as you’re here, giving me my daily hugs.”

–

Current date and time: September 10, 2017 3:00 AM

Rocks were being thrown at your window. Getting up, you open it only to be hit smack dab in the middle of your face by a muddy rock. ‘Stupid rain. Stupid rock. Who the heck is annoying me at -looking at your clock- 3 in the morning again.’

“Hey! Y/N, IT ME. WOOJIN.” hopping into your room, he screams right into your face.

“yES, I KNOW WOOJIN I CAN SEE AND HEAR YOU PERFECTLY FINE, WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING.”

“You’re screaming too…”

“Oh my god, Woojin. What do you want this time?”

“My hug.” whipping your head towards his direction, you give him a deadpan expression. ‘Say what now?’

Let’s just say, the hug you gave him then was suffocatingly sweet.

“UNCLE. UNCLE. LEMME GO Y/N. LEMME GO. I’VE LEARNED MY LESSON.”

“Shut up and sleep, you’re my teddy bear’s replacement for tonight (today?)”

unedited! 

just a short drabble! ((: im late;;;

now i need to shower and do homework oh god

hope y’all like it! ♡

[blessedmoonsoul]

ok im literally about to get on a long ass flight rn & im finally posting this cos it has been on my to-do list for way too long & it’s v overdue think of this as like a follow forever/long appreciation post for my beloved mutuals & friends. im making this cos ily all and u have all in some way you don’t realize really helped me not dread coming on this hellsite every day so in no specific order here goes!

@seimoneaugustus LEGS ❤ it’s funny cos we’ve only been mutuals for like what 9, 10 months?? but i truly do feel like I’ve known you for sooooo long cos like idk if this makes sense but i never feel even the least bit misunderstood when we talk & i truly have the best time anytime we interact either through pm’s, replies or whatever & i can’t wait to meet u irl (so i can fight you yes but mostly to finally taste your amazing cooking) you have an A+ taste in music & and an equally great blog you just are a really cool, fun & down-to-earth person, never change 💞

@beyshara ANA 💖 you’re literally the only online friend I’ve ever met & hung out with irl & everytime we do i just realize how much i really like just being with & talking to you whether we’re looking at cool art at the museum or watching amazing movies. our friendship means a lot to me & im looking forward to all our future hangouts ❤

@varxne CATHY 💕 my ghanaian sis i love your #relatable personal posts & hate your club lmao but seriously you make me laugh whenever we talk cos you are so real you don’t ever try to be anyone but yourself and that is such a gift cos your light shines through and makes my dash and my day a bit brighter thank you for existing 💞

@fifawomensworldcup MISELTA my naija spice 💗 you are also not on here that much anymore smh lmao it’s cool tho you & i have been mutuals foreverrr & you were the first person i talked to when tumblr introduced the personal messaging option (random ik but i remember) it’s always such a fuckn pleasure to talk with you especially when we vent together abt our annoying country & it’s even more annoying national teams lmaooo. im so glad i know you stay blessed sis 💞

@joshukimmich IVE 💗 you are literally never on here anymore i miss you tho i know you’ll rise when the buli season starts lmao anyway we’ve been mutuals for sooo long and you make the hell that is football tumblr a lot more bearable (though your nuts are…questionable to say the least) you’re truly one of my best friends/mutuals (who would’ve known a macedonian and a nigerian would somehow get along so well lmao) i cant wait for us to support (but also drag) our stupid club together this season ❤

@antoniorudiger AUDREY ❤ lemme start by saying you really were one of the first non-bayern football-related blogs i ever followed and tho i hate literally all your teams i have never once regretted hitting that follow button even when there’s drama with our clubs lmao. the nastiness of football tumblr is disgusting but it is always twice as bad for us fans of colour esp. us black fans & being friends and mutuals with you has really helped me have a great time on here despite the nastiness we face everyday. also i love screaming abt gorillaz with u lmao thank you for existing 💖

@kenyan-bitch REHEMA ❤ you are one of my earliest mutuals (3 years!!!) & i literally love you sm?? i like seeing you go off about basketball & analyse shit & the way you root for our thunder boys inspires me everyday to be a better basketball fan. seeing you on my dash always makes me happy you are such a gem & i am so glad i know you. stay blessed sis 💗

@finnapologist ROMI 💕 my sister wife in our marriage to john lmaooo i want you to know that w/o you i really would’ve never known about so many cool movies, tv shows like i was just scrolling through our conversations before i typed this & reliving our shocked messages on the best day of my life aka when moonlight won best picture & i just wanted to say thank you for introducing me to that amazing film in the first place. your love for beautiful cinema is such a gift & i hope you know that 💖

GOD my dad is yelling at me from downstairs to hurry up cos we have to get to the airport now ajsnksk

@transscorpio felix we literally watch the exact same shows & that is truly a testament to how great you are lmao but seriously tho you are such a great guy with an equally great blog 💕

@training-to-become-an-assassin my first bayern mutual ❤ you are also hardly here on anymore smh but truly being mutuals with you has been such a dream like you are so cool & you deserve sm happiness 💖

@mbappe anu aka literally the only bvbee i follow lmao we just became mutuals like a 3 months ago but i already lov u sm u are so funny & such a cool person to talk to thank u for existing 💞

@leosleogf mikayla you’re a star 💞 (i just wanted that to rhyme pls ignore me) but truly I’ve also been mutuals with you for a few months but i can already tell we are going to have the best time together in this hell called football tumblr lmao 💕

@fussballgoth here’s a FACT for y'all this blog is truly 1 of the best blogs in football tumblr and im not even exaggerating. berrak you are so funny & so cool & im so so so glad to know you & be mutuals with you thank you for all the laughs & for making football tumblr a lot more bearable 💖

@levvandovvska nadiaaa my lov 💕 being friends & mutuals with you has been a blessing you are such an amazing person & you always make my dash a little better everytime you’re online 💞

@wlwmomo jo!!! you’ve fully morphed into a kpop blog & i 100% support you and your iconic football sideblog as well lmao it’s always fun seeing u liveblogging on my dash during bayern matches & I’ll never forget the days when we used to cry over daddario lmaksnsk 💞

ok now i really have to go but i refuse to leave w/o shouting out these guys aka my faves who are just the absolute best

@solesoffire veda i know you’ll be back when buli season starts but i miss u ❤

@bayonsenoals dan you are so iconic ily but stop cursing my team! 💕💕

@vakhshi ayilah ily & your amazing blog sm 💞

@lonan-rynch desiree my first book tumblr mutual ily sis💖

& my fav blogs whose notifications of interactions (that sounds so weird but you get what i mean) always make my day

@kesus  💗

@filipeluis 💝

@coentro 💕

@foodball  💖

@alienrumi  💞

@paranoidgoddess  ❤

& thank you sm to all of you for following my trash blog!!!!!❣❣❣❣❣❣

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its not all shits and giggles (chp. one)

yg vs sm groupchat

milkbunsehuu: baek

chanchan: he’s not here rn, at work, but whats up boo?

milkbunsehuu: idk not much. like, jongin got me hard again.

chanchan: why is our name still called yg vs sm

chanchan changed the group name to sekai initiation

milkbunsehuu: yeol. yeol. yeol. stop calling him kai.

baekiepoo: im of work sluts. yeol get ur ass over here take me home.

milkbunsehuu: why is the bottom saying this and *off

chanchan: ur a bottom too sehunnie

baekiepoo: how do u know i dont switch

chanchan: LMAO NO

milkbunsehuu: right because, “y-yeol, fuck pleasepleaase let me come oh shit. oh fuckk” is SUCH a switch

baekiepoo: oh shiete

you heard tht?

milkbunsehuu: yeah bb, i fell asleep and when i woke up i needed to take a piss so i walked 2 the bathroom n heard that shit

chanchan: fuck

baekiepoo: you should’ve joined つ´Д`)つ

milkbunsehuu: uhm no. ew ion wanna see that mess

chanchan: we all know you like being wrecked bby

baekiepoo: wait

can i add someone?

he doesnt have many friends and he goes to our school!! please??

milkbunsehuu: who?

chanchan: sure

milkbunsehuu: i am so sure you saw me ask who

baekiepoo: yay!!!! its a guy named jongdae. he’s v nice and from China!!!

baekie added jongbae to the groupchat sekai initiation

jongbae: uh hi~

milkbunsehuu: hii

chanchan: dont be shy.

im chanyeol.

call me yeol.

thats sehun he has relationship problems with Jongin.

jongbae: i already know u guys. baek told me about you.

chanchan: do u know about sehun’s daily masturbation sessions infront of his roomie.

milkbunsehuu: HE’S ASLEEP ITS NOT REALLY IN FRONT OF HIM U DICK

jongbae: dont u think he heard?? i mean…

milkbunsehuu: that might be why

he hates me so much

fuck

baekiepoo: dumbass!!! dumbassss! u gotta apologize.

jongbae: what’s ur roommates name?

milkbunsehuu: yixing.

jongbae: omg!! ik hiM!! he’s so chill.

milkbunsehuu: he HATES me. like seriously. (T⌓T)

chanchan: not the emojis. pls no.

baekiepoo: u’d better get used to it.

jongbae: lemme talk 2 him.

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jongbae: yixing!! yixing!!

dinoxing: whats up?

jongbae: ik your roommate!!

dinoxing: oh ew. ew. ew. how??

jongbae: im in a chat with him!! he’s super nice.

dinoxing: oh? he keeps jacking his cock in front of me so like

jongbae: nooo!! NOO! WAIT FUCKING HELL WAIT HIM EXPLAIN!

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sekai initiation

jongbae: he knows

baekipoo: you’ve been found out kid! go run. get a room transferrr.

chanchan: add him!!! HURRY JONGDAE.

milkbunsehuu: NO YOU LITTLE SHIT DONT U DARE

jongbae added dinoxing to the chat

dinoxing: Sehun.

milkbunsehuu: IM SORRY.

dinoxing is typing...

chanchan: ur done for. me andw im gonna go pick up baekhyun.

baekhyun: u mean u havent been coming voer?

jongbae: voer

dinoxing: Okay so like, I know you have this huge ass crush on Jongin and shit and you know that he’s my friend and all, but you can’t keep on masturbating in front of me like that. Usually I wouldn’t have a problem with it but holy fuck you’re such a bottom that it’s a tiny bit of a turn-on and I don’t wanna get hard. So, can you go into our bathroom and beat off? That’s helpful. Oh, and, I haven’t told Jongin so ur lucky. (´・ω・｀)

jongbae: too much words~

dinoxing: not even that many

milkbunsehuu: uh thanks?? ill go to the bathroom to beat off?? just dont hate me.

dinoxing: why did you think i hated you?

milkbunsehuu: because you give me death stares and scowling and i hear u whispering about me.

to ur friends.

on the phone.

five times.

how many friends do u fucking have?

dinoxing: well there’s minseokie, there’s junmyeon, satansoo, and jongin, i didnt tell him tho.

milkbunsehuu: shit. whyyyyy??????

dinoxing: uhm. go fucking masturbate idk.

jongbae sent a gif <img src="http://i.imgur.com/lOwiVsp.gif"/>

dinoxing: u meme.

milkbunsehuu: why did u???

dinoxing: im adding them.

milkbunsehuu: dont bitch.

dinoxing: fineee. l8ter

milkbunsehuu: no never

im going home. keep the door open.

chanchan: are u saying u were texting during class? bad sehunnie.

milkbunsehuu: are you saying u were texting n driving??

chanchan: stfu im dRIVING SJDALGSJ FUCGHK

dinoxing: if he's dead i want his room

baekiepoo: so u fuck good i presume?

dinoxing: yes why i have a bf u homewrecker

baekiepoo: chanyeol + death + new roommate = me needing a new boyfriend to fuck

oh wait he's here ur lucky

(≧∇≦)/

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 Sehun walked into his dorm room with a sigh to see Yixing sitting on the couch watching a new episode of  some drama on TV. He didn’t really know what to say to Yixing because of the weird series of texts they just had, but he was at least glad class was over. He set down his books onto their kitchen counter and went into the fridge to look for something to snack on, like an apple, because he had dance class in an hour and he didn't want anything to really take over too much time. He settled on a small cheese dish and platter from Publix and as he was walking out, Yixing was staring at him, amused.

 “Sehun-ah. Come here.” Sehun stared at the black haired boy before walking over to him warily. "Bitch, walk quicker, I don't bite." Sehun wanted to retort but instead he walked over to the couch Yixing was sitting on, Yixing motioned for the boy to sit on his lap and Sehun hesitated. "Are you serious?" Yixing reached for his hand and latched onto to it, he pulled him down onto his lap and held him there. "Now kid, let's talk. Why do you like Jongin so much?" Sehun though for a moment, chuckling awkwardly as he messed around with his jacket string.

 "Well, for one, he's a spectacular dancer and, uhm, well he's really hot. Have you seen the kid? Jesus Christ he's so cute. And I may have saw him naked, he has a big dick, but that's not the whole important part, there's also the fact that he's actually really nice to me. T-the few times we talked, he was nice.”

 Yixing nodded his head, "So...you saw his dick?"

 Sehun stuttered and turned to look at him, "N-no, it's not like that. I mean, I walked in on him after dance practice because I needed my deodorant and I left it in there, and I'm really clumsy and stuff and I fell and when I looked up i could see inside the stall and I saw his...cock." Yixing nodded and checked his watch.

 "I have an idea, so you can like, talk to him better. I know you don't really talk because he always calls you, 'that weird kid in my dance class.'" Sehun's face fell, is that really how he felt about him? That one weird kid, okay that's great. Amazing, actually.

Sehun was hurt, he wouldn't admit it but Jongin's validation is really all that he cares about.

 "What's your idea?" Sehun asked, begging to Yixing to help him even after he obviously bugged him with his "sessions" but he wasn't really begging Yixing himself. He just wanted Kai.

 "If you want to know all you gotta do is add my friends to the groupchat, minus Jongin." Sehun bit his lip, he didn't know his friends, but it really couldn't be that much harm, now could it?

 "Fine then, now what's your idea?" Yixing showed him his watch.

 "Get to dance practice, you might miss Jongin." He smirked as Sehun struggled to get off of his lap.

"I'll be back later!" And he ran out the door. Yixing laid back against the couch and sighed, he turned over and looked at the television sullenly before getting up to grab a snack.

_☙_

“Alright class, today we will be looking at our dances from last week and reviewing them! Now, you remember than you were separated into groups for your duo, so you won’t be reviewing your own dance, and it’s a group project!” The class broke out into whispers as the students contemplated the what group they wanted to be in, “Students! I’ll be choosing your groups.” The class groaned as their teacher reached into her bag, pulling out a sheet of paper with names on it.

 Sehun didn’t really pay attention until the teacher called Jongin’s name, and then his name followed, which made Sehun make a tiny whimper sound, Jongin scooted over to him and the teacher gave him a disk with what Sehun guessed was someone’s dance.

 “Also, students, you will be doing a whole project on this! So, yes, I want poster boards and a nice report on the dance itself, and techniques that could have been used to make it better! Now go discuss.”

 Sehun turned to look at Jongin, he was quickly tapping away on his phone before shutting it off and looking at Sehun. “Alright. Let’s get this over with.

_☙_

sekai initiation

dinoxing: can i add my friends now?

baekiepoo: did sehun say u could, i added yeol and he got upset

dinoxing: yeah dw. we talked about it.

chanchan: so u tried to get w/ my bby???? @dinoxing

dinoxing: no

chanchan: sure u did. i can scroll up…

baekiepoo: ur an idiot yeol did u even READ it

chanchan: … nvm im an idiot

dinoxing: ik

dinoxing added marshmallow™, mom, satansoo to the groupchat sekai initiation

marshmallow™: oh new people hihihihihi

satansoo: who the fuck

mom: sekai?? what’s a sekai??

dinoxing: sehun’s groupchat, idk where he is right now.

marshmallow™: the masturbating roommate? the one who masturbates to jongin?? who’s kai???

baekiepoo: oh thats my fault, see, i didnt know his name because sehun wouldnt tell us so i called him Kai. after that singer idk.

chanchan: ^^^

marshmallow™: and who are you people?

baekiepoo: bitch we could say the same to u whores we’re the originals. jongdae added yixing and thne BADBVAFM BAM!

milkbunsehuu: im gonna die

satansoo: not important right now masturbater

mom: soo dont be mean

okay hii! im junmyeon. im now ur mom.

satansoo: im kyungsoo. i hate you~

dinoxing: omg he used a ~

satansoo: i wanted to rhyme

dinoxing: bs ur cute admit it

mom: yixing dont harass him babe

chanchan: mooore couples!!

mom: yeah me and yixing are an item

baekiepoo: WAIT

JUNMYEON??

UR IN ME AND JONGDAE’S FUCKING MUSIC THEORY CLASS

jongbae: gasp shocker!

mom: oh yeah i dont talk much

marshmallow™: unless he’s drunk or lecturing. like at last weeks party

dinoxing: y weren’t u guys at jongin’s party?? he has one like every fucking week

baekiepoo: we’re unpopular we dont get invited

chanchan: ^^^

milkbunsehuu: ^^^

jongbae: yeah pretty much

satansoo: pathetic

milkbunsehuu: says the fucking egghead

satansoo: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT

milkbunsehuu: U’VE BEEN IN MY DORM

marshmallow™: i want intros from “the originals”

baekiepoo: im baekhyun im amazing i have a tight ass (not as nice as sehun’s tho) nice af legs and fabulous hair?? my bf’s yeol and he’s the best.

chanchan: im tall

im also a fucking yoda

i rap

milkbunsehuu: uhm

marshmalow™: we already know u yixing was telling us about u

dinoxing: sozzz

jongbae: hii im jongdae and i like candy!!!

santansoo: i like this one 4 minseok

marshmallow™: o ya im minseok and i like jongdae already!

milkbunsehuu: i got jongin’s number.

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link to rest of story: click here

[n-guyetdinh-blog]

HOW WAS MONSTA X IN DALLAS COURTNEY KDFNOWer I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WENT?!?!?! ALso is it as lit as B.A.P concerts (I need to know for next time!!!!)

uhUHhHh as jooheon said, “let’s get lit everybody.” (true statement i swear on my life.)first thing’s first guys i got a fucking sunburn all over my damn legs like i didn’t even know i could burn but holy shit???? also shoutout to the man who gave me the fan?/?/? (bald, outer shirt that says ‘sinner’ on the back, whoever u are) you are my new bias i have left changkyun and lowkeyclosetbiasminhyuk and have decided to be biased with you instead you’re the tru mvp. like, i think i would have actually died lmao it was so fucking hot. my eyeliner literally melted off my face. also shoutout to the girls dancing in the lot. they were hecka talented and incredibly beautiful and i want to marry all of them.-hello all so what i have learned from this concert is that i may be a minhyuk bias i don’t know what happened but i’m just here to tell you that-minhyuk-is-an-angel-from-heaven-shownu literally said, as his intro, “hello ladies and gentlemen” #same-speakin of awk mh was so cute he was like “nice to meet you dallas i’m minhyuk” and he did these little curt waves to everyone (those awk little waves he does idk how to explain he’s so cute osmfa)-changkyun spoke so much english and he quite literally ruined me i don’t think i’m alive anymore-his voice-his personality-his everhting-he’s just-cries-while talking about who personifies “beautiful” the most, wh stepped up and ck was like “go back to your seat please” (#me)-right after ^ jh goes “make some noise for his muscles”-”his muscles is (are) beautiful”-sn: ”hyungwon is little bit sick. but he now…very…better….now…. i.m pls” (i love his plea for help–you’re doing gr8 babe) / ck: “uh, he’s getting better so you don’t have to worry about him, okay guys?”-wh pushing everyone and then they all started like…jump kicking….and roundhouse..kicking….???-mh was like “the king of aegyo is–???” and mbb were screamin out jooheon but then kihyun highkey threw him into the pit and was like “minhyuk!” so there’s that-mh’s “oh my god~” that was supposed to be an imitation of dallas mbbs haha rip-ck’s “this concert name is beautiful and you guys are so beautiful so beautiful girls~~ all over the world~~“-mh’s “namja aegyo” that used kh-mh was like “for example…/pats kh/ man”-ck was like, lmao sassy bean he is, “ofc he’s a man, ofc. he’s a man. he really is!”-for the namjaegyo mh just walked up to kh, “hi guys,” put his arm on his shoulder and goes: “you are….mine” /pushes hi away lightly/ and then kh is just like staring out at us like in the office when they stare at the camera and they’re just like wtf yea that was kh-ck highkey fooling the entire fucking audience and was like “lol shownu is in the back!!! in the audience!!!” but he wasn’t fuckin troll ass piece of shit i love him-jh forcing kh into an english ver of gwiyomi and he was the cutest thing on the planet-btw-kihyun-is-tiny.-tiny-he is smol please protect him at all costs-kh was singing a “romantic song” for us and the rest of the members just like highkey started walking away lmao-i would fight anyone to protect him-MINHYUK’S LITTLE “THANK YOU THANK YOU” “I LOVE YOU” AND “OK” NEAR THE END DESTROYED ME PHYSICALLY EMOTIONALLY MENTALLY HE IS THE CUTEST THING ON THIS PLANET I AM DEAD-from zero is a blessing from the gods above-wonho is actually the cutest-????-his giggles are the cutest thing-he played around the most and he was just a ray of sunshine and hope and joy and everything good in the world he’s so adorable-i forgot what song but his mic kind of died and he noticed and when it came back on he just kinda fell into giggles and iT HURT ME-I CAN’T BELIEVE HOW ADORABLE HE IS-everything he did was just so cute-he’s also hecka cheesy-but then he tryna be nekkid make up ur m ind-after mh did aegyo wh was like “if we talkin romantics it’s mh” and mh was like (in english) “i’m done, i’m done) lmao-hi also jh&kh’s duet stage actually ruined me-like-i was close to tears-and also-i was speechless-chANGKYUN IN THAT WHITE SHIRT AND MINT PANTS FUCK HE LOOKED GOOD-sn/wh/mh/ck making fun of kh’s rapping from the duet-wh kept saying “it’s a joke~” after everything he said smh-wonho asked if we ate dinner yet and we said no and he was like what??? no???? and we were like no and then he asked if we came from somewhere far and we screamed yes and he was like “does anyone live further than i do” lmao he got us-“we, monsta x, will fight for you forever” way to ruin my life ck-wh tryna pour water on ck’s head-jooheon’s everything-jooheon is everything and more-jooheon is indescribable i can’t-his voice when he said “lemme see ur aegyo” ogsg-wh threw a sweat towel out in the crowd and at the end mh did the same thing and got a reaction and kh looked at him like wtf why did they scream and he kinda just explained it to him, on stage, in the middle of a performance, and kh’s lines were next, and honestly it was so, fucking, cute, omg-changkyun told us “concentrate, concentrate…shhhh” and i–-chANGKYUn WAS LIKE “THE FRONT OF MY BABIES” LIKE EXCUSE ME?!?! (referring to the mbbs at the front)-shownu is as awkward a grandpa dad irl as he is in varities and vlives-and i love it-he’s perfect-he’s honestly so adorable-idk if anyone has a video of it yet but like changkyun’s voice when he was like “it was so romantic” i cried-at the end when they bowed they did this little cute thing where they all held hands and moved around the stage in a line like elementary school kids it was ridiculously cute-honestly none of this is in order i haven’t slept in 48 hours i had to drive 8 hours it’s just-the tapes were so cute oml but you can just find those online it’s the same for all the concerts but like let me tell you hyungwon looked soOOoOof ucking good also that one part where he’s like “man is it just me or do i look good today” and mh goes “what are you talking about you look good everyday” and i was like oh ok-i really missed hyungwon tbh we love you come to dallas next time bb-tihs is all i can remember i’m dyingas for whether it was more or less “lit” as a b.a.p concert–idk. i think mx and b.a.p have completely different dynamics that make them fun to watch. b.a.p’s concerts are pretty much known for being really well thought out and really immersive. they have a lot of shit going on on stage lmao and it’s like an Artistic Masterpiece to watch tbh. b.a.p’s performances are 100% spot on what is a backup track we only sing live 500% performance based the entire stage is used with 3204982304924 backup dancers if needed, basically, b.a.p are extra as fuck (and i love it). that said, it doesn’t really make me think it’s particularly better than monsta x’s. because b.a.p’s concerts are very, very performance based, the talk sessions are usually shorter and less interactive unless it’s an event session (it makes sense when you integrate the b.a.p personalities and group dynamics into it tbh), but monsta x had a lot of little breaks to talk and make the concert a lot of fun. monsta x take the time to play around with each other and stuff during the talks whilst b.a.p does it during the performances where they don’t have as much choreo; in exchange, monsta x don’t really stray from the main choreo (except for a few cute things). i don’t know if i’m explaining this well bc it’s like literally 6am and i got home an horu ago and i haven’t slept in sooooOoo long but basically monsta x and b.a.p have different concert styles and i think both are really awesome. also!! monsta x uses the whole stage (not naming group names but one group i went to see didn’t use the whole stage and only took up like 1/3rd of it for the entire time and it really bothered me bc it looked awkward)!!! and, similar to b.a.p, they sound a million times better live. like. i can’t. plus, again, like b.a.p, they’re far more beautiful than you think. you’ll go in thinkin’ you know what they look like but girl no. no camera can truly portray the etherealness of these members, b.a.p or monsta x. definitely go to an mx concert in your lifetime you won’t regret it. the members are so fun and enjoyable and their performance skills are great and i love all of them sm and they’re perfect. their concert style may not be the same as b.a.p’s but i promise you’ll def enjoy a mx concert ;v;