#also no tags cause im a lazy f

[chuuyasheaven]

“You look pretty in red, really.”

Notes: If you saw that one reblog, then you get it. (it was supposed to be about Dazai) but I miss my wife :(

Tags/TW: Chuuya Nakahara / fem!Reader, sub!Chuuya, dom!Reader, men in lingerie, short make-out sesh, dicc riding, probably bad grammar and lazy, petnames (f! and m!receiving), slight teasing?, praising kink (both ways), playin’ w/ his nipples!, porn w/out *any* plot, ooc!Chuuya, etc.

He was embarrassed, kind of pissed but embarrassed.

How couldn’t he be?

The things Chuuya does for you are crazy..

That’s why he was standing in front of you, in a dark red lingerie. It was pretty see-through, but it hugged his waist almost to perfectly..

“This is fucking ridiculous.”, Chuuya growled.

“It’s not. In fact, you look pretty in red, really.”, you said, he was truly beautiful like this. He was like a princess, your princess.

Chuuya was shooting you a glare, showing how stupid he thinks this is, but you just patted next you, signaling him to sit down. So he did.

You turned to him, sneakily placing your hand on his muscular thigh. “You should wear these more often, they look sexy on you, Chuuya..”, as if he wasn’t red earlier from embarrassment, now it was caused by you.

Getting closer to him you place a kiss on his lips, slowly positioning on his lap, he was starting to lose his composure.

Trying to resist, Chuuya fails, miserable even. “S-slow down, there’s no— mph!..baby, please listen just— mph-..fuck it.”, he gave up, just kissing back and giving into your intoxicated kisses.

He was completely fine with making out with you, but when you started to play with his nipples through his lingerie, he started to whimper.

“Oh, who knew that nipples are your ‘sweet spot’, hm?”, you teased, but Chuuya just kept on kissing you, hungrily.

Guessing he didn’t want you to stop, you continued as he also started to hold your waist. “—M-more, please..”, your boyfriend begged, more like whisper, into your ear as a form of desperation.

“You want more, baby? What you’d like me to do?”, you asked, waiting for his order.

“Ride me, p-please, I need it, princess..”, why deny him if he’s asking so nicely? So why not?

Getting rid of your bottoms, you get rid of his panties, setting his needy cock free, already leaking.

Placing yourself on top of him, slamming your body down on him, feeling himself enter Chuuya felt a wave of pleasure go through his body, which resolved into his cock twitching inside you.

“—Ah! F-fuck, feels so fuckin’ good, angel..”, he moaned, letting you know how sensitive he was right now.

“Such a good boy for me, aren’t you, darling?”, you praised him as you started to move a bit faster, wanting his cock to fill you up, also losing your dominance slightly.

“Faster, princess, I-i know you can..”, Chuuya said, trying to get his composure back.

You did speed up on your movements, which also made you find your sweet spot and hitting it repeatedly.

Now the both of you were getting close, dropping a few praises each and ‘I love you’s. This was so fucking euphoric, almost too damn heavenly.

It came crashing to Chuuya first, then you. It was quite intense, but who cares?

You got off his cock and laid beside him. He was still panting, but you giggled to yourself quietly.

“— Oh my, is my little princess exhausted?”

IM CLOSE TO 1k MEANING I WILL OPEN UP A EVENT SOON !! STAY TUNED GUYS !!! (ALSO TYSM) 🏃🏾‍♀️

[bbyquokka]

Just saw Han’s star nails and idk why but I can imagine him letting you paint his nails and he can’t help but coo at how concentrated you are and he’s just admiring how excited you are trying out a new design 🥺

lazy days and painted nails

FLUFF BELOW CUT – MINORS, AGELESS & DEFAULT BLOGS; DNI

warnings: gn reader, idol jisung, established relationship words: 0.5k ~ (587)

dont repost. dont translate. feedback and reblogs are highly advised and appreciated!

“baby, it's time.” jisung looks up at you from his position on the bedroom floor. lay flat on his stomach in just a white vest and grey sweats pants with a manga in front of him.

it's stray kids comeback in a few weeks and jisung is taking this time to relax for a while before things start getting hectic again. he doesn't mind things being chaotic, he likes it, keeps him busy. but he hates being away from you so he wants to spend the free time he has now with you as much as possible.

“nails?” he asks as you sit down on a pillow in front of him. you nod as you put the nail polishes, file and clippers down.

“comeback is soon and i want to do your nails.”

“ok. be my guest baby.” jisung sits up, willingly giving you his right hand. you like painting his nails just as much as he likes watching you do his nails. it's like you're with him when he is away, in a weird yet beautiful way.

“what design are you thinking off?” he asks, watching you file his nails and get rid of the dead skin and cuticles.

“something to do with stars. was thinking stars on all your fingers because y'know, five star.” you giggle.

“clever. just like the album, i love it.” your cheeks turn a soft pink colour as you open the nail polishes. you start by painting his nails, careful not to flood his cuticles or get any on his skin.

jisung watches you, smiling to himself. he reaches out with his free hand to tuck your hair behind your ear gently, which causes the tips of your ears to turn red and heart to thump like crazy against your rib cage.

“you're so beautiful, yn.”

“shh. don't make me lose focus.” you mumble.

“i can't help but speak my mind when it comes to you.” you give jisung a simple “mhm”, a sign that you're half listening. you stick your tongue out in concentration, one of the many habits jisung loves about you.

“even now you're acting so cute. with your tongue sticking out and the way your cheeks are so pink because of me.”

“ji!!” you whine, sticking out your bottom lip as you mess up one of the points of the star. “now i have to start all over again.”

“don't” jisung stops you from grabbing the remover by grabbing your hand gently. he intertwines his fingers with yours, pulling you closer to him.

you stutter. your faces are getting dangerously closer and closer to each other.

he's so close. you can see the fine detail of his textured skin. the skin on his lips, the mole on his cheek. his long lashes and cute button nose.

“you don't want me to fix it up?” you whisper, as you close your eyes.

“no.”

“but why.” jisung pulls you onto his lap gently, holding your waist. his breath fans against your lips as he leans in, tilting his head to the side.

“because it shows that someone i love has done my nails. i don't want them to look perfect, i want people to know, to see that you did my nails. it feels like you're with me.”

you whimper softly as his lips press against yours in a gentle, sweet and delicate kiss. your lips move together in sync, creating a perfect rhythm that allows you both to get lost in.

“it's imperfectly perfect and i love that.”

note: anon, we must have the same mind because i too, also thought about painting his nails and just soft bf jisung. im so soft for him, more than usual and idk anymore. f u jisung /af

tags (open): @sstarryoong ; @myprwttyhan ; @fairylouist ; @septicrebel ; @bbujiikseu ; @alyszaen ; @writerracha ; @aestheticsluut ; @xcookiemonsteer

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

𝐁𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 • 𝐣𝐨𝐞𝐥 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫

Summary: hello! I saw your post about wanting to write Joel Miller smut while scrolling through the Pedro Pascal tag. I would like to request something if that’s okay? Could I request something where it’s the readers b-day and she tells no one cause she hates it but Joel finds out and wants to help celebrate her birthday by giving them the best sex of readers life and he basically treats reader like a goddess. I just kind of imagine them having sex everywhere the whole day of readers birthday. Fluff can also be included if you want. I imagine it’s at the beginning of their relationship.

GENRE: smut, fluff

WARNING: NSFW, intercourse (protected, cursing, during the outbreak, Ellie's in it at the beginning,

PAIRING: Joel Miller x f reader

Request or not: yes

AUTHOR NOTE: didn't proofread because I'm lazy but yeah

Enjoy

Ever since the outbreak started Your birthday always was irrelevant to you. Each year, due to the constant threat all around you, you always let the day slip bye like sand through your fingers. There was no reason for you to celebrate; you were only getting older anyways.

Even after getting to Jackson you didn’t care much to tell everyone. The only person you told was Ellie, a kid you meet along the way with a guy named Joel who eventually became the love of your life. You thought maybe Ellie would forget all about your birthday but she didn’t.

You woke up bright and early to do your usual things around town. Joel and Ellie stayed home getting themselves breakfast before their day got started.

Ellie sat at the table eating her cereal while Joel Waite for his coffee to finish brewing.

“What are you going to get for y/n today?” Ellie asked. Joel turned to her, a confused look as to what Ellie was even asking.

“what do you mean?”

“Todays her birthday.” Ellie frowned. “don’t tell me you forgot her birthday.

Joel stood there confused. In his short time of knowing you it never dawned on him to ask when your birthday even was.

“She’s never told me.”

Ellie gasped dramatically. The spoon that was in her hand falling onto the table with a loud cling. “wow talk about couple goals.” She laughed. “well now you know and now you have to surprise her. Make this the best birthday of her life.”

Ellie stood up and brought her bowl over to the skin. “im going to be gone for the rest of the day so that gives you time to do whatever you want.”

Ellie smirked at Joel causing him to groan. “alright enough.”

Ellie released a laugh before walking out of the kitchen, grabbing her coat and leaving Joel there.

Joel was a little upset that you didn’t tell him today was your birthday, but he didn’t have time to think about that. He needed to make today a special day for you, one that you’ll remember.

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When you returned back home after running some errands you were surprised by how abnormally quiet it was. Usually Ellie or Joel would be arguing about something loudly but not today.

“Joel? Ellie?” you called out as you shut the door. You pulled off your outside clothes before walking further into the house.

As you stepped around the corner the kitchen came into view. You gasped at the sight. There was lit candles on the dinning room table, dinner sitting their and a cake which seemed like it was just made.

“you like it?”

You turned towards the stairs to see Joel standing there. He had his arms crossed and a soft smile on his face.

“Yeah. I love it.”

Joel walked over to you and placed a kiss on your lips before hugging you.

“how’d you know what today was?”

You pulled away looking up at Joel. “Ellie told me. I’m just a little confused why you didn’t tell me either.”

You sighed. “I don’t know.. I just didn’t think today was really important anymore cause the outbreak you know.” You avoided Joel’s eyes feeling a little guilty from keeping the information from him.

“Hey.” Joel took your face and his hand and forced your eyes on his brown ones. “your birthday is very important to me even if we were out there with a million brainless, virus carrying zombies, it still special to me.” Joel ran his thumb over your cheek. “but we’re not out there now So let’s celebrate it. Just you and me.”

Joel took your hand bringing you over to the table. “no Ellie?”

“No.” Joel muttered as he pushed your seat in before settling in his own across from you.

“She wants just me and you today. She didn’t request we leave her a slice of cake though.”

You laughed.

You and Joel began to chat and eat the meal Joel surprisingly prepared for you all by himself.

Many many laughs and smiles were shared between you two throughout dinner. It felt nice to enjoy your time with Joel without an interruptions or threats around you both.

After you finished up eating, you grabbed the dishes and went to put them in the sink. While you were hovering over the sink rinsing the dishes, Joel came up behind you. His hands snaked around your waist and his lips on your neck.

“You know we have the house all to ourselves and it’s your birthday.”

You bite your lip to hide a moan that was threatening to escape. The heat between your legs grew more and more as you felt his lips on you. You wanted Joel so badly.

“Take me up stairs Joel.” You practically demanded turning in his arms. Joel didn’t need to hear those words twice. Without effort he picked you up and tossed you over his shoulders. He made his way over to the stairs, climbing them before reaching the bedroom.

You were tossed on the bed making you yelp. “wow! You’re already rough.” You joked with a smirk on your face. Joel rolled his eyes as he hovered over you.

His hungry lips found yours ripping that smirk right off your face. You began making work at Joel’s belt because you were so desperate to have him in you. This would be the third time you’ve ever had sex with Joel.

The first time you both had sex it was because you ran your mouth to Joel one night in a safe house about how you’ve been a virgin your whole life. While Ellie was fast asleep in the other room he was busy slamming you into a mattress, trying his best to keep you quiet. That was when you knew your relationship was more than friends. He soon asked you to be his.

The second time was when you arrived in Jackson. The fact you were in a safe place was a cause for celebration so you and Joel spent the night between the sheets.

After that you both haven’t touched each other for two months until now. With how busy you both were in the town it made it hard to have sex, but now you were together uninterrupted. You were so fucking ready to have him inside of you.

“you’re so desperate.” Joel muttered when he pulled away from your lips. His lips were red and swollen making you smirking. “yeah of course I am when it comes to you Joel.”

“well let’s get these clothes off of you so we can satisfy you.” Joel whispered against your lips as his hands snaked under your shirt groping your breast.

You and Joel began to strip all your clothes away. One by one everything was removed until you both were completely bare.

You laid on the bed as Joel sat between your legs slipping a condom on. A small shiver ran down your spine as you looked at how big Joel was. You definitely aren’t used to his size even after those past two times.

“you ready birthday girl?” Joel asked taking your thighs in his large hands. All you could do was nodded as you looked in Joel’s eyes.

Joel eyes never left yours while he took his cock and ran it between your fold. You moaned softly, but it was soon replaced by a louder one when he pushed into your tight cunt.

Joel held your hips as he slowly thrust into you. “so tight doll.” Joel hissed.

“Joel, please move baby.” You begged.

Joel listened, pulling his hips before slamming right back into you. The moans you had went from quiet to loud really quickly. The room filled with your sounds of pleasure as Joel fucked you senseless.

“shit. Joel. You feel so good!” you brought your hand to Joel’s face pulling him into a kiss.

With how big Joel was you could feel him in your stomach with every thrust. It made your toes curl and your back arch off the bed.

“Going to make you cum huh baby.”

“please Joel.” You whined. Truly you didn’t know what you were saying please for but you didn’t care. The feeling was too good to care.

Joel grunted as he felt you grow tighter and tighter around him. You were close and he was determined to make you cum.

His thumb found your clit, he drew circles around the swollen bud. your were moaning loudly at this point.

A few more quick circles around your bundle of nerves, you were coming.

A string of curse words and breathless spilled from your lips as you saw stars. Joel didn’t stop his thrust until your high fell.

You let out a small whimper when Joel pulled out of you.

“Fuck. That felt amazing.”

Joel laid down on the right side of you. “yeah?”

“Uh huh.”

“yeah well I’m not Done.” Joel took your right leg propping it up. “today is your birthday. Gotta make it the best birthday ever.”

[madstronaut]

The gif system in this post, regarding the feudal alignments within fandom?

Every member of a given fandom identifies with at least 1 of the 10 gifs listed.

The meaning of each gif is subject to interpretation to some degree.

My reblog was meant to be funny, but the more I look at the thread the more surprised I am at the amount of truth I see in it. Tumblr is a strange and beautiful place.

for you @deadbranch my chrome queen

I have prepared to flex my worthless and expensive af haha jk or am i dual anthropology and [redacted] degrees to conduct a completely subjective, PhD-level ethnographic study of branchy's gifset curation, please observe:

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Exhibit A: writers and their sixth sense when they intuit me, refreshing and revisiting their blog daily to check for updates to that one-shot/fic/novel/12-part-apocalypse-opera (not even joking about that last one).

alternately, those weird fuckers who send in creepy boundary-crossing anon asks. i love to hate them but they're kind of an essential part of tumblr

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Exhibit B: im convinced some blogs out there have excel spreadsheet JIRA queuebot steampunkesque contraptions running their shit because i have no idea how they make (and KEEP TO) regularly scheduled high quality posts??? a schedule??? on this HELLSITE? tumblr i love you i dont mean that on mondays

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Exhibit C: antis. no further comments.

i freely block antiblogs and and any that are brimming with negativity/hate

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Exhibit D: me, fanfic, and ao3, most days. no further comments

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Exhibit E: me, my imagination, and my fictional harem of blorbos, most nights. no further comments as well.

Also basically 98% of tumblr as is widely known

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Exhibit F: the caption speaks for itself. on tumblr exist still many bubbles of thought, ideology, poiesis, and praxis that go on as if impenetrable and untouched by a well-known phenomenon called Reality (also known as IRL, going outside, touching grass, etc.)

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Exhibit G: hot people who post random face reveals. STOP TITILLATING ME (yes, I had to google how to properly spell titillating)

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Exhibit H: the elder blogs. they post softly but carry big stick. they are the unspoken glue of their fandom communities. their fic/art/headcanon/etc. posts spawn a thousand more. thou shalt not speak a bad word against them. and yes, many of them are POC, so this gif pulls double duty, well chosen branchy my queen. and fuck i wish i could pull off hoops that big, anyway i digress

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Exhibit I: smut writers. they are brazen. they are shameless. they are worshipped and adored. this is the aftermath of their posting after causing tens of thousands of simultaneous la petite morts as the french say (is it la or le idfk and im too lazy/sleepy to google it rn). absolute fucking bloodbath

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Exhibit J: people who post their personal/professional/something-nal drama and air it out by tagging the larger fandom tags they're in, drawing in completely uninvolved (and often uninformed) people and getting these randos to do their dirty work for them

alternately, people who have zero interest or affiliation with said fandoms and their drama but gleefully follow along using the tags (nooooo i havent done that stop looking at me)

I would like add one more if you don't mind:

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Exhibit K: cozy, safe, well-curated, moderated, well-established boundaried corners of fandom and generally lovely spaces like yours <3 and many of my other moots' blogs as well

also, catblogs

[luckyqueenreign]

Okay girl I need to vent and have a favor to ask:

1. Why the fuck is Nicholas trying to tell us what our hubby’s biggest turn on is??!!! Like we were dating him for over a year and there have been scenes in challenges talking about this already. Lazy writing on FB’s part

2. I was slightly mean to Meera but for whatever reason I can’t be mean in this game (I always fear that I won’t win if I am bc on a different season that I played twice, the time I was drama and mean to everyone I didn’t win haha)- all that to say can you give us screengrabs of the Meerat convos when you’re mean to her? Especially the gem scene cause I didn’t do that one!

3. Please don’t hate me but I’m leading Finn on. Picked his route because the drama I do like in this game is when I play the boys. So I’m going to keep Finn and Suresh both on their toes and pick the options for yes with both! Whoever I end up picking, I’ll replay again from these episodes to pick the opposite. Also F U fusebox for telling us things were going to get steamy in the shower with Finn this week and the only thing steamy was the actual shower steam😐 I need more bits this season people!!!

4. Everyone talks about the shit that MC has been getting this season but talk about what FB is doing to Alfie mate!!! First, I don’t think there is like anyone I’ve seen actually on his route. Like FB you have DESTROYED his chance at happiness by making him attached to MC. LIKE BABE IVE TURNED YOU DOWN FOR EVERY SINGLE OPTION THIS ENTIRE SEASON AND YOU STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR ME?! So many interactions and options this season have been wasted because he’s been a gnat that’s always around MC’s head. Like we could have had WAY more Li interactions if they just let us deny Alfie from the beginning and leave it at that.

ahahaha I thought the same thing!! I wish they added in a line like but you knew that about Suresh already or something like that.

that wont happen this season...everyone literally bullied us and I honestly believe they ADDED on these moments because of our complaints they wouldnt make us lose for bullying now. Also ill have to go back but I will post later and Ill tag you.

I could never hate you!! I actually was considering doing this as well until I saw that our choices in SMP mattered so now im wary of deviating off of Suresh route. BUT BABE DO YOU!!!!!! Also yes such a tease!!!

honestly this is so true...the only reason why I even entertained Alfie was because I saw from the leaks how deliciously jealous Suresh got whenever we kissed/did anything with Alfie. So of course I gave in and snogged him at every chance I got. But its even worse because I definitely led him on, then cheated with my ex 🫣😩 and this boy is still after me!! BUT what I recently discovered from a very helpful anon was that if you're on the Dana route, Alfie basically comes after you AGAIN in episode 34. The man has never given up on MC even when she picks Dana. I feel for him.

[ne--0n]

tagged by @onlymeandlife

how does your story end

Contented.

accomplished, you rest, knowing you have earned this long sleep.

In a betrayal.

you trusted, and now you must pay the price... your final word is a half-whispered question, "why?"

Unfinished.

cut down too soon, questions unanswered, desires unfulfilled... what a tragedy you are.

[septemberlove]

tfw your Samurai bf gets protective out of nowhere 

(plus what this is referencing)

[colacheeks-blog]

[sskk-ao3feed]

golly gee goshy!

by jinkosw4g

hii this is technically my second chatfic except i deleted the first one cause it wwas ass im back into bsd so im making another one and its gonna be so much cooler swear i'll try to give it plot at some point (i will use the f slur sporadically in this fic so if ur uncomfortable with it it's best if you dont read. will try to mention in the beginning note when i use it) also im using first names for some people cause they're related

Words: 3186, Chapters: 4/?, Language: English

Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, M/M

Characters: Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Yosano Akiko (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edgar Allan Poe (Bungou Stray Dogs), Izumi Kyouka (Bungou Stray Dogs), Miyazawa Kenji (Bungou Stray Dogs), Tanizaki Naomi, Tanizaki Junichirou (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Relationships: Akutagawa Ryuunosuke/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo/Edgar Allan Poe (Bungou Stray Dogs), Ozaki Kouyou/Yosano Akiko (Bungou Stray Dogs), Other Relationship Tags to Be Added

Additional Tags: Gay, Everyone Is Gay, Group chat, chatfic, Chatting & Messaging, Cell Phones, Phone Calls & Telephones, Discord - Freeform, discord inspired layout, except im not putting the times because im lazy, some characters are introduced at later chapters, (mainly the pm members), Crack

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/41636244

[electricsockhead]

💓 jenelope headcanons 💓

side notes:

1 -> it’s established relationship cuz idk how to write f-t-l with them 😖😖😖

2 -> this is set in like seasons 1 & 2, so there’s no kids and jj is still media liaison

3 -> please come talk to me about them!! idc if you’re seeing this posts 6 months after I posted it or 12 years (if I’m still active) PLEASE COME TALK TO ME ABOUT THEM 🥺🥺🥺

4 -> Trigger Warnings:

brief mentions of SA! (talking about their job)

possible displays neurodivergent traits! (if you’re neurotypical, this trigger is not for you, it’s for those in ND community who get triggered by stimming and mentions of breakdowns. also, the only reason “possible” is added is because I’m not neurodivergent (nor a doctor) so I have no personal experience with with these, and I don’t know if they’re considered neurodivergent traits. if you’re neurodivergent im 100% willing to listen to your opinions and thoughts on this!!!)

jj loves falling asleep over penelope, and loves holding one of her hands and just fiddling with her fingers (interlacing them, kissing her knuckles, etc)

Penelope always played with jjs hair when they do that, and she loves trying to make a braid with just one hand. sometimes she tangles jjs hair a little and they laugh 🥰🥰

when JJ is having a bad day she sits cross-legged on one of Penelope’s desks and just fiddles with Penelope’s toys

occasionally throughout the day penelope will go over and just hold her waist and rest her head on one of JJ’s thighs and JJs hand automatically goes to her head and starts fiddling with her hair

On days where she can’t stay in Penelope’s office she takes one of the toys with her and is fiddling with it all days and doesn’t let go for too long

On those days when they get home they cuddle and sometimes if it was really bad jj will break down and cry into Penelope’s shoulder and Penelope just comforts her through it 🥺🥺🥺

sometimes she also gets really touch averted so they’ll just sit next to each other while jj sobs into her hands, and Penelope just sits with her so she doesn’t feel alone 🥺🥺

On game nights they always have so much fun and they rarely bicker over the color/object of the players because penny will always go for the smallest or pink one and jj will always go for the one with more texture or blue one (ex. on the life game, penny gets the pink car and jj gets the blue one, or monopoly, jj gets the Statue of Liberty because it has a lot of bumps and she runs her fingers through them all the time because it calms her down and helps her feel grounded, and penny gets the hat because it’s small and sometimes she likes to just run her fingers through the “hem” — they rarely ever leave their pieces on the board which causes them to forget where they were but it’s ok cuz they always have fun 🥰🥰)

On their days off, they like to go on picnics and jj takes care of the setting while Penelope takes care of the snacks

jj always picks somewhere with a body of water, usually a river but they live nearby a lake and sometimes they go there as well

she absolutely loves seeing the water just move on the river or just stare at the cute ducks on the lake

Penny always has cookies and extra money in her bag cuz she knows jjs gonna want to get ice cream

at dinner time, usually penny cooks, but jjs always with her, sitting on the counter and trying to help out (even tho penny said not to worry, and that she likes to do it by herself, and also to give jj a break from always working), and when she has nothing to do (or nothing in her hands to fiddle with) she’ll set the table extra nice with candles and wine

jj loves when they’re too lazy or too tired to cook anything so she just makes ham and cheese sandwiches for them and they sit on the couch and watch TV.

Penny loves putting on romantic dramas or romantic comedies while jj likes putting on western/action movies (it gives closure she never got as a kid 🥺💔)

One thing they can’t watch is horror because then the next day they can’t really do their job right because they just keep going back to the movie that depicts what they only see the aftermath of (like yeah they see the dead body and they’re informed of sa, but if a movie is graphic enough that it’ll depict it, then the next time they hear a victim was SAed they’ll be able to picture it and it just makes the job a lot harder to do 🥺💔)

On a lighter note, they have movie nights every Saturday and a lot of times they settle for Disney movies, and they’ve watched lady and the tramp so much that they know a lot of the dialogue

They also sometimes like to put it on mute and make up their own dialogue, and they always have so much fun with it

They have this little plush toy they keep in between them, so when one has a nightmare they can cuddle it while also cuddling each other (like if jj has a nightmare, she’ll get cuddles from penny, with the plushy in her own arms)

every morning they wake up half an hour earlier then they’re supposed to so that they can be lazy in bed and steal sleepy kisses and still get up in time and not be late for work

they never tried to hide their relationship from the team, but they weren’t necessarily public about it.

Hotch was the first to know, and he’s like “there’s fraternization rules against it, so no one on this team should be in a relationship” but then pulls them aside and he’s like, I don’t know nothing, I ain’t see nothing, but if hypocritically there was something, I’d be happy with it, BUT I DONT KNOW NOTHING (aka, he supports their relationship, but doesn’t want them to get in trouble 🥺🥰)

the next to find out is Morgan and he’s * o f f e n d e d * that his bbg never told him and she was like “you never asked 🤷” and he’s like “yeah, fair point” (obv. he also supports it)

When Elle finds out she’s like “hot.” And they both blush, but she’s supportive and it hurts them more then anyone else when she leaves because she’s the only other queer woman they’re close with, but then when Emily joins, she can smell the gays a mile away and it brings them a bit of comfort

When Spencer find out he’s also * o f f e n d e d * they didn’t tell him, but he gets super excited and buys them a bunch a Pride stuff for them because he knows they might not use it so he gets an excuse to have gay shit lying around his house (🚪🚪🚪)

Gideon never really payed attention to their “friendship” but when hotch offhandedly mentions it he acts like he already knew, and doesn’t make a big deal out of it (let’s be honest this man is an ally ☺️☺️)

as time progresses, they become more and more open about it, and occasionally will display copious amounts of PDA, and the team finds it absolutely adorable because they’re so happy for them 🥰🥰

the end ☺️✨

if y’all don’t mind, I’m tagging @geeky-son-dr-reid and @gleaminginthespotlight 🥺 ilysm

[futurewriter2000]

Here to stay

A/N: I was actually really feeling like Remus or James imagine but this request my dear @meteorslunatic was just so good to write. Hope you like it and hope you wont freeze to death (even though it’s colder here). I don’t know what self worthiness means and I’m too lazy to go on Pons but I hope it’s in there and I laso hope there isn’t much grammar mistakes. Enjoy. 

PAIRING: Sirius Black x reader

REQUESTED BY @meteorslunatic: Hey bish💕 if you have time , please write a Sirius x Ravenclaw reader jealousy angst with a sweet ending because 1. You're good at this 2. Your friend here is ridiculously thirsty for SB fics Possible plot : him getting jealous of how close the reader was to another Ravenclaw and having a fight with her ... along with some self-worthiness issues Thanksssss TIJANA IM FREEZING

TAGS: @siriusly-loves-snuffles, @slither-in-a-half, @nadinissavage, @shadyladyperfection, @geeksareunique, @ashkuuuu, @xinyourdreamsx, @maralisa124, @loserslytherpuff, @chloe-geoghegan1, @musekala, @moonysmilkshake, @crispyfrenchfrieschrusis, @unicorn-sparkles123, @queenofravenclaw05, @redhead-weasley, @fashionlive15, @quokkatrash, @bennie-badeend, @sly-vixen-up2nogood, @rosegoldquintis

MASTERLIST

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You could say that sometimes being in love wasn’t butterflies and rainbows. It was fighting. A lot of fighting.

People, friends, kept telling that it was not worth it if you and him always fight. Not like that the two of you were together, you two just simply didn’t know what you were. A couple, friends...something inbetween?

It was just you and your classmate doing some reasarch. It was a project the two of you thought of in class becasue if being a Ravenclaw meant anything, it was that there was never too much goals to have.

“ And by any mean do you think if we add pearl powder, will it expload or dense the mixture?” he asked, smiling and standing behind you.

He was so close, you could see his goggles from the corner of your eye and feel his breath below your earlobe. You didn’t know whether you were uncomfortable or if it was just his presence that made it so hot all of a sudden. You knew your cheeks were growing red but you still kept your focus on the earth your plant was burried in. “ I believe not but if it does than we are in shit ton of troubles.” you let out a laugh, slowly letting the pearl dust fall from your palm.

“ Your laugh is adorable.” he grinned and felt his hands place themselves on your waist.

Feeling your hips burn from the heat his hands provided, you slowly turned around and whispered.“ Colin...”

“ (y/n)...” he grinned, his hands pulling you a bit closer.

“ I- I like someone else.” you placed your hands gently on his and pushed them away.

He sighed, smiling and stepping back. “ It’s okay. But a guy has to try.”

“ I-I’m-” you tried to speak but he only smiled widely at you.

“ Don’t be, (y/n). I know when no is a no.” he beamed, showing his dimples and took the epruvette in his hands and starting to pour it into the plant.

---

After the project was succesfully finished, the two of you left the greenhouse and started walking down the hall. You couldn’t help yourself but feel slightly bad about how you handeled the situation and how reasoning he was in return becasue Collin was nice and kind, yet he still wasn’t Sirius.

“ I’m really sorry about what happened in there.” you tried to applogise again.

“ Don’t be. Whoever that guy is, he is lucky to have you.” he smiled and you smiled in return. “ And if it doesn’t work out, you know where to find me.” he winked, causing you to roll your eyes and playfully push him away.

“ Yeah, right.” you laughed and stopped at the corner where the two of you had to part ways. “ Thanks though.”

“ For what?” he smirked, quirking an eyebrow at you.

“ For the project...” you paused, avoiding his eye contact. “ And being so reasonable.”

“ You’re welcome.” he smiled and opened up his arms. “ Can I at least get a hug if not a kiss?” he smirked to which you replied with a short laugh.

“Yeah.” you smiled and wrapped your arms around his neck, feeling the heat rise to your cheeks again.

“ See you in Muggle studies.” he smiled again before walking away and disappearing around the corner.

You however had Divination so you had to walk the entire castle to get to the other side but before you even had the canche to walk around the first corner, you were grabbed by a strong grip.

Frightened at first, you were prepared to kick and punch the person who has just pulled you from plain sight but seeing his gorgeous eyes, casued your heart rate to slow down. “ Sirius! What the hell!?” you loudly whispered, smiling at him.

That smile though quickly faded as soon as you realized he didn’t share the same excitment as you. “ What the hell indeed, (y/n)?! “ he growled. “ What do you think you were doing?!”

“ Uhm, walking. “ you practically spat out in front of him.

“ With the Ravenclaw!!”

“ What?!”

“ Hugging him..blushing and laughing with him.”

“ Ha!” you scoffed unbelievably, crossing your arms over your chest. “ Are you really jealous right now?!”

“ Does it matter?! Are you cheating on me?!”

“ Cheating on you, Sirius. We’re not even together!!” you now shouted, not even caring if anybody heard you.

“ So you did?!”

“ I never said that! Oh my God, Sirius!” you ran your hand through your hair and scoffed one more time. “ What are we?” you asked him calmly but impatiently.

He was quiet. Completely quiet.

“ Tell me, Sirius. Are we together, huh?” you raised your voice and approached him, chest to chest.

“ I don’t know. You tell me!” he stood his ground and kept glaring at you. “ I told you that I want to be with you. But you-YOU...” he pointed his finger at your chest. “ You said you weren’t ready for something more. YOU said you needed more time to think and imagine how I felt when I told you I loved you for the first time and you didn’t say it back.”

“ Because it’s a big word, Sirius! We have this- whatever this is- for three weeks and you told me you already love me!” your voice started to shake a bit you kept your focus on him and not on your voice.

“ Because I’m not denying what I feel, (y/n). I don’t say it just because I want you as my girl but I say it because I am truly in love with you!”

“ But everything is going on so fast!”

“ It has to! Do you think we have to in times like this! If a war is going on out there!”

“ Sirius!”

“ Are you trying to break this off?!”

“ What?! No!” you felt panic take over, your heart sped up and your mind suddenly became blank. “ He’s a friend Sirius! Can’t I have a friend?!”

“ Not a friend who makes you blush! ”

“ You are not someone to control my life, Sirius Black.”

“ Than who am I, huh?!” he shouted, keeping is expression flat. “ Who am I to you!?”

“ I-I..” you stammered, confused and lost from the yelling.

“ Because if I’m not anyone to you then why don’t we just end this, if it’s so hard for you!” he kept shouting and you felt your blood boils inside your veins.

“ You know what, Sirius?” you locked your eyes with his in complete rage. “ Maybe we should.” and with that you grabbed your bag from the ground and slung it over your shoulder, leaving him alone in the shadows.

---

It was not supposed to happen like this but it did and it broke your heart. You didn’t want to end it. Not with him. Yes, the two of oyu fight a lot but that doesn’t mean it’s over.

He just makes you so furious when everything you say or do implies that you don’t care about him. You do. Too much actually.

Because when the two of you don’t fight, you laugh and have the most amazing time together. It’s different being with him than with the others. He is just the most joyous person you have ever met. He’s fun and honest, humourous and such a bad influence. But you love it because nobody could pull it off as good as he can.

You knew he felt the same about you. You knew he loved you but for some reason you felt he didn’t know what he was feeling when he spoke those three words to you. So, he sent you a letter. A letter to see you outside your tower.

“ Hey.” you walked from your own tower and was ready to greet him with a hug but he kept his arms against his body. It wasn’t only that but his eyes were different. They were red swollen and his cheeks were still showing traces of tears.

“ Walk.” he kept his voice low but dominant.

And you did. You walked with him in silence, complete silence.

It was unusual for the two of you to be walking in almost dead air. It was almost suffocating to walk in so much stillness and not speak a single word to pierce the silence of the night.

You reached your hand and brushed it against his, but he quickly pulled away. “ Don’t touch me.” he spoke and you almost thought your heart completely broke. It squeezed you in your chest and formed a lump in your throat but no tear escaped your eye. You were strong enough to hold it in.

The two of you walked to your bench. The bench.

It was cold and freezing but the only thing that you focused on was the silence and the tension between you. “ So, now you won’t say a single word to me?” you asked but he kept quiet.

His hands were in his pocket and his lips pursed together, keeping his thoughts to himself.

But you couldn’t. You embraced him in to a hug. A hug you have never given to anybody but him. A hug of how much you really cared for him because you did but never told him that.

“ What do you want from me, Sirius?” you spoke quietly. “ If you’re mad about something we need to talk about it?”

“ I’m not mad at you. I’m sad.”

“ Sad?” you quirked an eyebrow.

“ You just make me so confused about what I’m feeling. Because you can make me mad and happy at the same time. You make me want to scream and storm off yet also kiss you and hug you...” he drifed off and you took that as an opportunity to interlace your fingers with his and kiss his cheek.

“ I don’t want this to end, Sirius.” you spoke softly against his jaw. “ I just want you to give me some space and trust in this relationship.” you continued and brushed your nose against his strong jawline. “ I am here to stay.” you spoke softly and before he could reply, you cut in. “ I’m here to love you.”

His head quickly turned to you, his wide beam showing off his dimples. “ You-you-”

“ I love you, Sirius Black.” you smiled and let your fingertips wander up to his cheek.

“ I love you too.” he spoke more louder than you, pulling you into a tender kiss before cupping your cheeks and leaning his forehead against yours. “ And I’m here to stay as well.”

[astralshipper]

S, R, and C for that ask meme! -starryglittermaiden (whichever f/os you want!)

@starryglittermaiden I’m gonna start tagging ppl like this I think bc I saw other ppl doing it? Am I doing this right?

I’m gonna answer these for Lette! I originally planned to answer for Crowley and azi as well, but it got so long, so if anyone wants to see them let me know! Lette just is my lesser known f/o and doesn’t get much love 💕

C (how do they calm the other down?): Lette- I calm Lette down by brushing my fingers through her hair. She isn’t very used to physical affection bu as soon as I did that the first time, she basically melted, so it’s perfect to help calm her down after whatever crazy scheme Will just tried out that backfired and kinda messed up uhh everything? Lette calms me down by getting my mind off of whatever it is that’s worrying me, but sometimes it doesn’t quite work correctly because she gets angry with whatever caused the problem. Luckily, listening to her rant about how she’s going to destroy whatever caused it is pretty therapeutic haha!

R (what’s something they do together like clockwork?): strangely enough? Waking up! I usually wake up before her, but I’m not gonna lie, im super lazy. Also, I love seeing how peaceful she looks when she’s asleep. So I just sit there. A few minutes pass until her body seems to sense that I’m no longer asleep, and she opens her eyes and gives me the first smile of the day. “I keep telling you, it’s rude to stare,” she always insists, but we both know it’s all a joke. She starts to climb out of bed, and I cling to her like I’ll die if she leaves that bed. She leaves anyway, basically dragging me out from under the sheets. She usually likes being up and about before Will and Balur, but sometimes Balur wakes up first. It depends how good the ale was the night before.

S (do they like taking pictures together? Do they keep pictures of the other?): yes yes yes yes yes, I take so many pictures with Lette. She loves Snapchat filters, but she would never admit it to anyone. She likes the one with the stars forming the crown especially! I keep plenty of photos of her on my phone, doing anything and everything. Sometimes the light just hits her just right, and it bounces off her hair like a fiery halo and it’s too perfect not to look at for the rest of my days. Lette has photos of me on her phone as well, but they’re more of the embarrassing kind. She insists they’re cute. I highly disagree and consider them blackmail material. Smh. My gf is mean to me.

ANYWAYS! Thank u so much for asking!! I love this ask game it’s so soft!!

[selflesssiphon-blog]

Answer the following for your muse so people know how shipping works on your blog.

WHAT IS YOUR OTP FOR YOUR CHARACTER?:      

Look, so my OTP for Josie is POSIE (Penelope and Josie) however I love exploring Hosie (currently with @naturesloopholed​) but I also invite all ships, f/f and m/f

WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO WRITE WHEN IT COMES TO SHIPPING?:     Heaps, always just normal conversation with lazy touches, full on making out and pda. Lots of behind closed doors, first dates, first “I love you’s” firsts and lasts of everything, just anything really.

HOW LARGE DOES THE AGE GAP HAVE TO BE TO MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLE?: Josie canon is 16 however I’d write her as 18+ depending on the thread. Not too much of an age gap, Josie doesn’t feel comfortable

ARE YOU SELECTIVE WHEN SHIPPING?:       If it’s something I don’t typically explore, I will when talking to the mun ooc, so don’t be afraid. Just nothing to be forced please, if I’m not comfortable, I won’t be unless it’s organic in our threads

HOW FAR DO STEAMY MOMENTS HAVE TO GO BEFORE THEY ARE CONSIDERED NS/FW?: Clothes can come off and then fade to black unless the thread has both muses 18+ and us as muns are comfortable. I’m not uncomfortable writing smut but I won’t rp smut with minors. That’s a big no. 

WHO ARE THE OTHER CHARACTERS YOU SHIP YOUR CHARACTER WITH?:     Rafael, Landon, OC’s if they have good enough chemistry cause why not, however, no twin-cest or incest of any kind

DOES ONE HAVE TO ASK TO SHIP WITH YOU?:     A little bit, unless its canon on the show, I’m not scary you can ask at any time :) 

HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIKE TO SHIP?:       ALWYS! 

ARE YOU SHIP OBSESSED OR SHIP MORE-OR-LESS?:     I can be obsessed, but I can tone it down when needed

ARE YOU MULTISHIP?:       Of course, not all threads are in the same verse :) 

WHAT IS/ARE YOUR FAVOURITE SHIP(S) IN YOUR CURRENT FANDOM?:   Handon is really cute, and of course Posie is my fave, I hope Lizzie has some good relationships in this show

FINALLY, HOW DOES ONE SHIP WITH YOU?:     Pop into my IM’s, send me memes, start a thread the whole shabang

tagged by: @saltzboy tagging: @temptraess, @closetpunished, @pennpark and anyone can steal it :) 

[maetaamong]

ABC Tag

Tagged by the cutest lil bean @hyuckkks

Rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 10 blogs you would like to know better!

(a)ge: 17 !

(b)irthplace: Vancouver

(c)urrent time: 2:08PM

(d)rink you last had: Tap water (how fancy)

(e)asiest person to talk to: Ma gal Charlie Pastrami

(f)avourite song: currently it’s Killing Me by iKON cause wow kings

(g)rossest memory: all the grossest memories I can think of are just ones that make me want to curl into a ball and disappear from the level of cringe so no

(h)ogwarts house: Gryffindor

(i)n love: um thats an extra word but theres an actual human that I’m currently interested in but theres also Winwin and Hanbin so um... take your pick

(j)ealous of people: who live on their own

(k)illed someone: ...

(l)ove at first sight: as soon as I saw Hanbin, like damn

(m)iddle name: Jane

(n)umber of siblings: Uno

(o)ne wish: to meet up with my online friends offline somewhere (can you imagine going to a cafe or the zoo or just chill camping with everyone? it would be so fun)

(p)erson you last called: my friend Jacob, we had to argue about a card game

(q)uestion you’re asked most: Kiki, do you love me?

(r)easons to smile: dogs exist and they love you

(s)ong you last sang: Cocktail by iKON

(t)ime you woke up: 7:30am ish

(u)nderwear color: black

(v)acation destination: I’m going back to BC soon so

(w)eight: “uhh thats a funky q” agreed Keet but I’m about 130lbs

(x)-rays: I’ve had one done on my wrist when my tendonitis was so bad we thought I fractured my wrist

(y)our favorite food: suSHI

(z)odiac sign: gemini sun, sag moon!

I’m lazy so tag yourself

[avicebro]

Hello Pollux! Can you explain your OTP tags?

This is something people want? Lol okay:

This includes League of Legends and Fate.

Fate:

otp: be my queen | richard/ayaka

reference to the fact that richard is continuously trying to get ayaka to be his master. since they are master/servant and i like them romantically it turns from “be my master” to “be my queen”. a good otp 10/10 narita when will you ever.

otp: avenger and ruler | edmond dantes/amakusa shirou 

i hope this is obvious. it’s an avenger and a ruler. demonstrates the fact that they’re polar opposites but still good as a ship.

otp: dragon slayers | siegfried/saint george

reference to how they work really well together in defeating wyverns in fate/grand order. may include kojiro if i find some siegfried/kojiro art i like.

otp: thief and executioner | robin hood/charles henri sanson

i like these two, especially in the salem chapter. the ship name is reference to their roles: one is a thief, one is an executioner. i was also thinking of giving them a title like “the new fruk” cause that’s basically what they are lol.

otp: im a self insert | guda/fgo character

any art of a guda and a fate grand order character. mainly avicebron and dantes because that’s who i ship myself with. more characters may join eventually but im very gay.

otp: casters of opposing factions | avicebron/william shakespeare

in apocrypha they’re the casters for the opposing factions. in fate grand order they seem to keep this dislike for each other.

otp: a new isolde | tristan/melt

ok i haven’t seen the full ccc event yet but basically tristan compares melt to isolde so yeah she’s a new isolde for him. i don’t like how fate writes her name (isseult?) so we’re going with this spelling.

otp: i’ll make you tsar | kadoc/anastasia

this is kadoc’s plan in lostbelt, to make her tsar of the lostbelt. that doesn’t really happen though but they’re in love okay?????

otp: hate at first sight | kirei/kiritsugu

i was tempted to call them “beautiful ties” as a pun on their names but decided against it. hate at first sight because that’s what happened. get along you two.

otp: president and princess | rin/issei

their roles at school. proud captain of the rissei ship. i will love this ship by myself if i have to.

otp: like cats and dogs | gilgamesh/cu chulainn

this is because of ip. go through her gilcu tag. i swear you’ll come out a different person. gilcu is a good ship. they’re a cat and a dog.

otp: i hate everything you stand for | hansa/jester

hansa and jester both hate each other because of who they are. jester despises those from the church, hansa hates dead apostles. they’re fun.

otp: l’auteur malfaisant | edmond dantes/dumas

this is just what dantes calls him, “the wicked author” but in french. love these two so fucking much. if you want me to be happy just mention eddumas.

otp: beast like me | caren/angra mainyu

in hollow ataraxia, it’s stated that they are both beasts: caren for being born “out of wedlock” and angra mainyu because he’s all the evils of the world. they are both beasts by birth, and must deal with the sins from being called a beast. also a big otp.

otp: sad a lot | tristan/lancelot

i was originally calling this ship “tristalot” which sounds like “triste a lot” which is french for “sad a lot”.

otp: up until this moment my wish was being granted | medea/souichirou

OTP TO RULE ALL OTPS. god i love these two. it’s a reference to what medea says in UBW when she dies. man i love these two so much.

otp: the jewel resting near my heart | rin/shirou

reference to the pendent rin gives shirou. may include rin/archer i’m not sure yet.

otp: let’s destroy the world! | kirei/gilgamesh

wow this is late on the list lol. the ship name is what they wanna do. kirei route when nasu.

otp: on the defense | hector/alter cu chulainn

both of them are known for being defensive characters, both in playstyle and in personality. they’re old, tired men let them nap.

otp: i may not always be by your side | issei/shirou

this is a line issei tells shirou in prillya. love these guys a lot. especially with rin.

otp: sword and sheath | saber/shirou

that’s what they are. saber is the sword and shirou is the sheath. no sexual jokes please. like them romantically and as friends.

otp: my wish is for her to live | medusa/sakura

purple girlfriends. love them. love heaven’s feel. reference to a line medusa tells shirou.

otp: my superman | sakura/shirou

OTP TO RULE ALL OTPS. the best ship in stay night with kuzucaster. i love heaven’s feel so much. they were what got me into drawing. i love them so much. reference to the superman scene in HF.

otp: two too pretty boys | diarmuid/gilgamesh

this is 100% because they are attractive guys. that is it. the ship name shows this.

otp: you cursed me | emiya alter/kiara

don’t @ me i like these two. emiya alter an alter because of kiara, hence the ship name.

otp: you were literally made for me | gilgamesh/enkidu

I DON’T HATE THIS SHIP WHY WOULD I TAG AND REBLOG IT SO MUCH IF I HATED THIS SHIP? I simply stated that I am tired of seeing it so much in the f/sf tags. I do like these two shhh. name is a reference to the fact that kidu was made for gil.

otp: lance to the heart and you’re to blame | kirei/cu chulainn

hello i love kotoyari. reference to the UBW ending. feb 14 isn’t valentines day it’s kotoyari day.

otp: your dream is mine | kiritsugu/irisviel

i can’t talk about this ship without crying just know i love them. iri wishes for his dream to come true.

otp: i wanted a saber anyways | rin/saber

just gals being pals you know . and originally rin wanted a saber.

otp: the woman was a saint | kirei/claudia

im not crying you’re crying. a line in the VN.

otp: you remind me of someone | paracelsus/phantom

no this isn’t just because they’re pretty boys lol. like the idea of them being good friends who help each other when the other goes berserk. 

otp: dancing with the devil | mephistopheles/paracelsus

there’s a lot of cool/interesting ship art between these two that’s really cool and i love. love the idea of them adopting jack. 

otp: fist of the north star to the heart | saint martha/sasaki kojiro

just wait until the summer event. love how koji has joined the dragon slayer’s group. hope he enjoys his new friends. you have to fight her at one point for koji’s development. it’s a joke about how her np is a fist of the north star joke.

otp: calm desert nights | nitocris/scheherazade 

reference to lalalack’s ‘desert beauty’ piece. they spend those nights in the desert exchanging stories, calming each other down. 

otp: how about we put it to the test? | li shuwen/beowulf

what beowulf says to li shuwen before they start their fight. they like to beat each other up and it’s great. 

otp: beat up a pretty face | beowulf/fionn mac cumhaill

who has the pretty face is up to you. reference to how fionn looks ephemeral in the beofionn art.

otp: a king and his knight | diarmuid/fionn

it’s their roles. yeah i know fionn “killed” him it’s fun. 

my chivalrous knight | diarmuid/saber

who is the knight and who is chivalrous? up to you!

otp: blue knights | cu chulainn/saber

only two people ship this there’s only two posts i wanna die

a queen and her knight | saber/irisviel

based on when saber acts as her knight (aka all of fate/zero) in f/z. doesn’t have otp cause i’m lazy. 

ot3: church trio | gilgamesh/kirei/cu chulainn

they live in the church lol.

ot3: we could have had it alllllll | sieg/jeanne d’arc/astolfo

based on the fact that apocrypha could have easily juggled the three of these into an ot3 but nope.

ot3: my two friends | gilgamesh/enkidu/kirei

there is only 1 piece of fanart in this tag but it’s a very good piece of fanart

ot3: this could have worked really well tbqh | kirei/gilgamesh/tokiomi

team archer could have been good if kirei didn’t get his dick sucked by gilgamesh.

ot3: princess president and prince | rin/issei/shirou

their roles - i think shirou should be a prince. i just really love rissei and shissei so why not combine them into an ot3 y/y?

group tag: aesthetic of death | gilles de rais, uryuu ryuunosuke, jeanne alter, prelati

i love these guys a lot okay? a lot of gilles/ryu because canon otp. was supposed to be art of death because of ryuunosuke's CE but it was mistranslated and i'm too lazy to change it!

group tag: equipe francaise | d’eon, marie, mozart, sanson 

they are cute but this tag is pushed by my thirst for mozart. the tag means “french team” which is basically what they are right?

brotp: my retainer | waver velvet/alexander the great

im sorry i can’t ship this romantically but they are cute together!

brotp: troy's defense | penthesilea, hektor

these two are good bros who break pots together and will rip achilles' open

League of Legends:

otp: spin to win | katarina/garen

this is about gameplay. garen is known for his e, which is a spin. the joke “spin to win” comes from that ability. since katarina also has a spin, spin to win works for these two.

otp: drasona | draven/sona

it’s just their ship name lol.

otp: takes two to tango | evelynn/twisted fate

reference to the twisted fate and evelynn shared tango skins. such a good ship. i love them and twisted fate/graves. league of legends please do something with these two i stg.

otp: partners in crime | twisted fate/graves

man this is the best lol ship man i wish lol would do anything with this ship that would be great i love my gay men. and they’re working together again! nice!

otp: the sun shines for you | leona/pantheon

i don’t know what lol is doing with these two if if they’re actually gonna be together and i love diana/leona too but i’ve always had a soft spot for these two. also? a great bot lane if you can stomp early. 

otp: it’s called art | jinx/jhin

to be honest i just think these two would be hilarious. let them just do whatever they want in piltover. 

otp: collecting souls | thresh/kalista

aesthetic and also a great botlane. i just love kalista tbh. ghost wife. 

otp: trying to keep the balance | shen/zed

wow the first otp for league of legends. good shit guys hope you guys get more content soon. 

If a ship you know I like is not on this list it’s probably just tagged as the ship name! I’m probably going to go through and create tags for each ship like these as I think of them. If you have suggestions for ship names let me know! 

[monlunetaeil]

Music Tag!!!

I was tagged by: @stray-chans !!! (i took like 78382 years to do this oops,,,)

Rules: Put your music on shuffle, list the first 13 songs, and tag 10 people!

1. Wee Woo: Pristin

we are pristin! ANNEYONG. Iconic bop truly. I know the dance and have done in many hallways at college. I don’t know the members very well but kyla💫💘💞💛💜💞

2. Stop it Stop it: Got7

Oh god. This was,,, an era to say the least. Jacksons bald?? Bambam has a quiff on steroids???they’re wearing overalls?????? I have no clue but i’m here for it.

3. Pretty Pretty: Pentagon

This song!!!! uWu!! The mv is very cute!!! I’m not super into pentagon anymore but,, Edawn is my bias and Triple H is the best thing to ever exist,,, Thank you for listening to my ted talk

4. How’s This: Hyuna

I actually love Hyuna sm!! Honestly this song isn’t my fave song of hers (its probably Roll Deep!!) but,, anything by Hyuna is a bop! Shes really cool and although her music definitely falls out of my usual taste of sickeningly cute,, i love it!!

5. Hot Pink: EXID

HOT PINK HOT PINK HOT. I c o n i c! I love everything about this era, the outfits, the hair, the stages. It was just so perfect but EXID are just one of those groups who surprise me with every comeback,,, they’re so incredible,,, i cry :,)

6. Make a wish: Chungha

This whole ep snatched my wig,, This song is just so cute??? Don’t ask me why but i just think its really cute. Cosmic dust is my fave on the whole ep its,,, so good. Listen to this ep pls support chungha my bby

7. Thirsty (concert version): Taemin

Wow what a surprise!!! Taemin,, my bby my ult the loml. This song,,,, i cry. He’s so talented and just wonderful and this song is so good. I could rant for a good 45mins about how much i love him but i’ll save your ears,, or eyes i guess? Theirs just something about this song that makes me constantly repeat it,, maybe its a good song, maybe its my love for taem or maybe i’m too lazy to change it who knows.

8. Roller Coaster: Monsta X

This song!!! so underrated honestly.. This song is very cute and it makes me so happy,, like this is EASILY my fave mx song its just so cute and their so cute i love em

9. $$$: (G)-I-DLE

I’m hooked, they debuted like,, 3 days a ago and Minnie has my heart,,, this song is my absolute f a v e,,, From the hardcore rap at the beginning to the sweet bubblegum pop beats of the chorus,,, UWU. I kinda wish this was their debut song cause i love it so much but,,, Minnie’s part in latata makes me cry so,,, its ok. STAN (G)-I-DLE

10. Press your number : Taemin

Taem again,,, i’m sorry in just love him k. This song is so beautiful and i still need to get the physical copy (i’m sorry taem i’ll buy it when i’m not poor!!!) the mv is great apart from the one cursed image we got out of it,,,

11. Too many beautiful girls: Super Junior

I found this song from sm superstar,,, i’m sorry. This just reminds me so much of like 2012-2014 and i have no clue why??? i feel like this is what i would listen to if i was into kpop then! Also its just a summer song and i love listening to it in the car!! I don’t her people talk about it ever but its super good!!

12. SObeR: Suzy

This song❤️💫💜❣️💞💕📢💛 I just love it so much!!! i want to cover it so bad because its just so pretty but,, like i don’t speak korean and i don’t wanna end up like those girls who covered blackpink (they did have BEAUTIFUL voices tho pls share) Anyway!!! Suzy= a god. confirmed.

13. Together: Sf9

Sf9 :,) my sweet, underrated sons :,). I love sf9 v much and this song is so cute pls you know who’s a wHOLE CUTIE??? Kang Chani thats who my boys,, LISTEN TO SF9. Maybe just ignore youngbins blue mullet and dawons dreads,,, there not the best...

Im just gonna tag everyone because,,, idk i like don’t really have anyone to tag hOW SAD