#also shoving ships down your throat lmfao

[sargeantsarmy]

A very specific headcanon ask for the entire The Quarry gang, but what is their bedtime routine (do they even have one, or like what kind of "pyjamas set" do they like to go for) ?

Realized this is less routine and more habits but erm here you go

Abi: She does have a pj set, very princesscore, fluffy and soft, and she sleeps with a million pillows and a million plushies, and bundles up in blankets like she’s going to die from frostbite. When she’s sleeping with her bfs, she uses less blankets but thats just bc Jacob is practically a portable heater and she’s usually stuck in between them

Emma: Usually sleeps in her bra(sometimes she’ll swap it out for a tank top bc ow) and underwear bc she doesn’t care enough to have pjs, but if she has friends over, she’ll add a tank top and shorts. She sleeps either with the windows open or a fan running just to have some breeze on her

Kaitlyn: she is the biggest night owl, mostly due to her caffeine intake throughout the day. Girly is so tired, Emma needs to force to her to sleep sometimes. She wears an outfit similar to her workout outfit, just optimized for sleep so her tibbies aren’t in pain

Laura: No routine. Sometimes she just forgets to sleep until the sun comes up. Esp post-game, she’s tried medication to help her sleep, and usually just takes a couple melatonin before bed, hoping that it works. She wears nightgowns, owns dozens of them

Max: Bro cannot stay up for the life of him. Occasionally he’ll try to stay up with Laura, but she sends him off before he passes out. He sleeps with a quilt that his grandma made him, and sleeps with socks on, much to all of his friends(excluding Jacob) horror. He’s a little spoon but only because he’s already asleep when Laura lays down and is usually facing the wall

Jacob: sleeps in nothing but boxers. He doesn’t care who he has over, he’s not sleeping in a shirt(not that his partners mind). Little spoon in a big spoon’s body. Bro just wants to be held but wtf is abi supposed to do??? she can’t even get her leg over his torso. Nick will gladly spoon him tho. He is known for moving around and hitting people in his sleep. Also sleeps in socks regularly

Nick: I’m sorry but he has one of those blue and white striped pj sets with the fucking lil hat and matching slippers. He goes to bed whenever he wants, but no later than 2 am. He falls off the bed haha idiot

Dylan: He has a pj set, matches with Ryan’s, he just forgets to wear it. Sometimes he’ll go to bed in jeans bc if he’s worn them all day he doesn’t even think about it, they’re just part of him now. Is cursed with night owl and early bird tendencies, and really only goes to bed on a decent time bc of Ryan. Would rather die than go to bed without his teeth brushed, he just feels icky if he doesnt. A total little spoon

Ryan: Has an entire routine, times for everything, etc etc. If even one thing is changed he will be upset and he will probably cry a little. Goes to bed early and forces Dylan to join him bc he can’t go to sleep without cuddling him. Refuses to ever sleep in socks or anything heavy/thick. Wears his matching pjs sometimes but thinks they’re kinda goofy. Also shares a weighted blanket with Dylan

[kavehater]

I hate ppl like this

[sp4ceboo]

Stay With Me: Din Djarin x Reader

A/N: we love us some whump

Warnings: injuries, blood, gore, swearing, angst, a helluva lot of crying, death, needles, idk what else lmfao,

Word count: <1200

Fuck, what had you been thinking?

Din himself had warned you against taking the job. He'd taken the time to explain to you all the ways you could get killed or kidnapped or left to die, and you'd taken it anyway, in hope that the money would get the dodgy engine of your ship fixed.

You should have known, Din is always right about this stuff.

Well, partially right, anyway. You did manage to get the bounty - you also managed to shove him in carbonite, although he's at a slightly awkward angle due to your current predicament. Gritting your teeth, you stumble towards the ladder leading to the cockpit and grab the top rung, heaving yourself up with pure arm strength - thank the Maker for the pull up bar Din helped you install. Your eyes water as the various slashes in your arms stretch open, and warm blood starts soaking into your ragged sleeves. Pulling yourself across the floor, grimacing at the red smear you leave behind you, you barely manage to sit up on your knees and stab the button which sets off the distress beacon. Flicking the switch to send a transmission, you wince and wave, aware of how your face must be smeared in blood.

'Hey, Din,' you stutter through your pain. 'I got the bounty, but I - ' You sway, just catching yourself on the pilot's chair. ' - I think I'm going to die.' Heaving yourself up a little, you lift up the hem of your shirt. 'I'm bleeding out, Din. If I - if I don't get to talk to you again, I - ' You wince as pain stabs through you. ' - I just want you to know, I care about you, a lot, and I'll miss it. Whatever we're calling it, I... I'll miss what we had, just between the two of us.'

Suddenly, black roils at the edges of your vision, and the world spins around you before you topple over, collapsing onto the floor.

─── ❖ ── ✦ ── ❖ ───

Din's heart is pounding in his ears as he squeezes through the small space the ramp has made as it lowers, unwilling to wait for it to open fully. Sprinting across the landing bay, he catches sight of your ship and lengthens his stride, putting on a burst of speed at the memory of your words, forced out through your pain.

I think I'm going to die.

I think I'm going to die. I think I'm going to die. I think I'm -

He skids to a halt outside your ship, frantically typing your encrypted mish mash of letters and numbers into the panel by the ramp. Agonisingly slowly, it begins to hum open, and he reaches up and yanks it down, scrambling into your ship and almost tripping over a crate as he makes his way towards the cockpit, where he knows you'll be. There's drops of blood on the floor by the ladder, deep red dotting the metal, and two crimson handprints on the top rung. Fear shoots through him, cold and paralysing, but he doesn't let it delay him for long, not when your life is at stake.

He bursts into the cockpit.

You're lying on the floor, so still he almost thinks he's too late.

Dropping to his knees beside you, right into a pool of your own blood, he gently flips you over. His breath catches in his throat. Half of your torn tunic is soaked red, and his fingers tremble as he lifts it up, forcing himself to inspect the gaping wound for the sake of saving you. The skin around the edges is ragged, and he assumes it's got to be from some sort of jagged viroblade. Blood is still oozing from your wound, and he immediately applies pressure while he searches his memory for where the medkit is. Terror stabs at his heart; he can't let this happen, can't let you go, not when he could have prevented this by persuading you not to take the job.

'Stay with me,' he whispers, his voice cracking. 'Please. Please, I can't - '

Choking down a sob, almost unable to leave your side to get the medkit, he nearly falls down the ladder as he rips open the cupboard to his left and grabs it with shaking hands. Your name on his lips as he scrambles back up into the cockpit, he rips open the neat box of supplies and grabs the bacta shot, praying that he's not too late, that he can still save you.

Carefully, he steadies his shaking hands and lines the bacta shot up so the entry point will be just under your ribs. Biting back his panic, he pushes down the plunger, watching the bacta empty from the syringe. Once it's all gone, he pulls the needle out and drops it onto the ground beside him, desperately watching you for movement. He knows that he could still be too late - there's a certain period of time after a wound where you can apply a shot, but anything after that... well, you might as well be saying your goodbyes.

And he can't say his goodbyes, not with your sweet voice in his head, saying I'll miss it. Whatever we're calling it, I'll miss what we had, just between the two of us.

Not with your sweet voice saying, I care about you, a lot.

Not with his heart begging for you to live, because he needs to tell you how much he cares.

Needs to tell you he can't lose you.

Needs to tell you he loves you. So, so much.

You cough, weakly, and your eyes flutter open. Unable to make a coherent sound, he grabs you in his arms, cradling you to his chest and barely restraining himself from crushing you close to him. He leans the cold beskar of his helmet on your shoulder, his eyes squeezed shut underneath as salty tears drip down his face, shuddering sobs wracking his large frame as he clings onto you, revelling in how warm you are, how alive you are.

'Don't you ever fucking dare do that again,' he growls. 'You should have listened to me, you - you shouldn't have gone, don't ever, ever do that again. You scared me, you fucking scared me so much - '

One of your hands reaches up and presses against the cheek of his helmet. It doesn't matter that there's dried blood on your fingers, doesn't matter at all to Din, because you're alive. So he grabs your fingers and squeezes them, and with his head still buried in your shoulder, he tells you the truth, his voice ragged and broken.

'I love you,' he gasps. 'I love you, I love you, I love you.'

You close your eyes, one hand fisting in his cowl while you bury your face in his shoulder, engulfing yourself in his scent. 'Din, I'm sorry, I'm so s - sorry - ' You cut yourself off, arms locking around his neck as you stare right into his eyes as if the helmet isn't there. 'I love you too, Din. I love you.'

Din rests his forehead against yours, tears streaking down his cheeks, as he holds you in his arms, thanking the Maker that you're still with him.

[chestharrington]

prev anon here (please don't hate me for this)

i just don't like steddie but it's a fandom fav, everyone i follow talks about it from time to time so i blocked the tag because i kept getting annoyed. i don't mind ships everyone can do whatever but it felt like getting this ship in particular shoved down my throat 24/7 and when you don't ship something it gets annoying really fast.

i wish i could force myself to like steddie because my life would seem much easier in this fandom, sometimes i feel awful for not shipping it and getting annoyed at the content for it (especially on tiktok as every steve content is just steddie content)

idk maybe i don't care about it because eddie is not a character i gravitated towards, like he was just there hiding and did nothing important for the plot other than provide a dustin angst plotline for next season and i wasn't particular upset about his death as well. and for me all his interactions with steve were awkward to watch as steve seemed rather uncomfortable when eddie invaded his personal space. i've also seen some weird headcanons (the whole dom/sub dynamic) for this ship that mischaracterize both eddie and steve i just clicked off. sometimes with mlm it feels like oh we just ship them because they're both hot white dudes (like h*rringrove). if eddie were played by someone like eduardo i don't think it would be as popular.

tbh i don't really ship anyone with steve because he deserves better than the people in the show, but i can recognize that eddie is probably the best out of all steve's partner options.

I think your views on it are totally valid!! I can completely agree that this fandom has a serious race issue and also has a weird thing about shipping white men who in canon make no goddamn sense. I feel like I relate on the r*nance front because I don’t think that Nancy was super nice to Robin and it just wasn’t for me.

I think the first time I watched season 4 I didn’t see it, but with rewatches, fan edits, and headcanons it grew on me! I think some ships kind of grow out of fandom love and attention and that’s what really made me like the ship. And it’s like you said, there really aren’t any great pairings for Steve, and the steddie that this fandom built is the best portrayal of him in a relationship that I’ve seen.

But there have been PLENTY of popular fandom ships I’ve ardently hated on this site. I still have reylo and kylo ren blocked LMFAO. I was jw because I know I’ve seen people on this site be openly homophobic for no reason and wanted to make sure that wasn’t it. You’re valid anon and I think it’s cool that you know what you like and don’t like and block tags so you curate your experience :)

[janiedean]

crack prompt inspired by all the tvd talk on your blog: damon, jaime, tony stark all walk into a bar alone and end up drunk oversharing ~~

(if you wanna include ships in it anything with delena/dalaric/bamon; brienne; pepper/bruce/strange/rhodey is okay lmfao so pretty much anything goes, i just want them being each other's therapist because the timeline collapsed for some time and their universes interacted somehow lmfao)

*spins the wheel* AAAND hello anon we can absolutely try that u__u

ten years on tumblr anniversary prompt post | buy me a coffee | commissions open

Well, now I really did bite off more than I could chew, Tony thinks as he shakes his head and hopes that he and Bruce didn't fuck up the entire fabric of reality.

Well.

He's not in New York and he wasn't in the span of five seconds since they got the machine turned on, but - but well. Bruce isn't here, so hopefully he'll figure out where the fuck he ended up. Maybe we should have been sober when trying to work out that whole different timelines and multiverses thing.

Now, damage control. He should probably try to not go anywhere, but in case he actually just... teleported somewhere, maybe he should just ask where he is. He glances at his back. He's in front of a bar named Mystic Grill, which... okay, shitty name, but he could be anywhere in fuck-all-middle-of-nowhere Idaho for all he knows. He takes out his cellphone, and there is zero reception.

Bad news.

He sees a blonde kid with a police badge coming up the road, so he clears his throat and stops him.

"Uh, officer?"

"Hello," the kid says, "I don't remember seeing you around here."

Yeah, because I'm not from this world, most likely. "Eh," Tony lies, "I was driving my car but it broke down outside town and the way I got in, there wasn't a sign. Would you mind telling me where exactly I ended up?"

"Mystic Falls," the guy says, "I didn't know the damned State of Virginia now took us off the maps, too." That was sarcastic, Tony can hear it, but.

He's sure that there is no such place where he comes from.

"Right," Tony says, "I'll, uh, be out to find a mechanic then."

The kid gives him instructions to reach one, Tony thanks him and lets him go. Well, he can't certainly go anywhere now, but at least it seems like they fucked up just his -

"What the fuck," he hears from his left side -

Just in time to see a blonde guy wearing a white armor and a white cloak fall through a portal just the same as his own, that disappears a moment later. The blonde guy has green eyes, Tony notices, is lacking a right hand because he has a rather heavy golden prothesis on it that looks tacky also for his own tastes and looks completely out of his depth as he moves to his feet.

"Uh," Tony says, "I imagine you aren't from... here."

"Certainly not," the guy says, sounding... near hysterical, as he takes the surroundings. "What - what are those things anyway?" Cars. Oh fuck, he's looking at cars. "How are you dressed? What - what are these houses?"

"Er," Tony says, "humor me a moment. What's your name and where do you come from?"

The guy rolls his eyes. "Jaime Lannister, and I come from Westeros, thank you very much, now where the hell am I?"

... Great, Tony thinks, now it's not even someplace where the USA exist. "Er," Tony says, "in another world. Listen, it's my fault, I, uh, sort of caused it, and my colleague will most likely fix it, but it's really better we don't go anywhere so he can locate us more easily. Tell you what, can I buy you a drink while we wait?"

"Another world?" The guy blurts, and then - then he stares at Tony, then at his surroundings, then rolls his eyes again.

"You know what," he says, "I've had a shit long day. What can this be on top of fucking undead Catelyn Stark? Buy me the fucking drink."

I'm not doing drunk science anymore, Tony vows to himself as they walk inside the place, and he really hopes he can spin some story as to why the guy with him is wearing bonafide armor -

"And who the fuck are the two of you now?"

So: Tony had not taken into account that there would be just one person in the bar and that this person would be of course not human because no one human could pin the two of them to the wall in a split second and hold them there with such strength, and that's how he finds out that pretty guy with blue eyes, dark hair, pale skin and homicidal face is a damned vampire.

Except that the moment Tony explains it - Jaime or whoever he is is just keeping his mouth shut, wisely - the guy stares at them, and then more, and then -

"With everything I've seen in the last years," he says, "honestly, that's not even the most fucking stupid. So, you just want to lounge around until your friend shows up to fix whatever the fuck you did?"

"Er, yes?"

"Whatever. I'm Damon. I can cover your drinks and compel the bartender to forget your face. I sorely fucking need some myself."

He lets them go, but then - "Get that armor off," he tells Jaime, "this isn't New York City."

"I can't just leave my armor around!"

"Just leave it in the bathroom and take it back later," Damon shrugs, and then nods towards what's most likely the bathroom.

Jaime shrugs and goes, muttering something about maybe having drank too much milk of the poppy, and Tony doesn't want to know whatever the hell that is.

--

"Listen," Jaime says later, wearing an attire that's still obviously Middle-Ages-like but at least doesn't stand out too much, sipping at the bourbon Damon shoved at them, "I'm choosing to think I'm making this all up, but if I'm not, how long will it be before I can go back where I come from? Because you dragged me away from a rather fucking delicate situation."

"No idea," Tony shrugs, "but he's good at his job. And he was less drunk than me. We might get you back at the point you left."

"And what would that delicate situation be?" Damon asks. "Entertain me."

"And why should I tell you?"

"First, I bought you that alcohol and you're definitely enjoying it. Second, this is my town and I could tear your throat open if I wanted to." Fuck. He just showed fangs at the both of them. What the fuck. "Also, my murderous former girlfriend who is the cause of all my problems just finally fucked off this planet for good after possessing my current girlfriend who looks like her but really is the whole contrary and my best friend just came back to life after being dead for a whole lot of time and it's a complicated situation and I need a distraction or ten."

"That... sounds like something," Tony mutters, sipping at his alcohol. It's good, at least.

"Believe me, it is. So, what's the poison from Middle Ages here?"

"Ah, fuck that," Jaime says, takes a drink, and starts talking.

--

Half an hour later, Tony thinks that he and Damon are equally staring at the guy with the same disbelieving face.

"... Was that the undead woman that got you like this?" Jaime asks, blinking. "Considering that he seems like he's some kind of living dead, that's a tad hypocritical."

"No," Damon says, "that's the least of my problems. How haven't you frenched this Brienne person already?"

"I frenched?"

"Dude, he's from the Middle Ages," Tony takes pity on him. "He means put your tongue in her mouth."

"I - what - she's not - I'm not -"

"Listen," Damon cuts him, "I've been there. I mean, thinking I couldn't live without an arse who didn't give a fuck about me, which you admitted. But you do realize you spent at least five minutes of your charming tale describing us exactly how this Brienne of yours is ripped and has pretty eyes and was about to die for you?"

"Yeah, uh," Tony says, "let it come from someone who had the right people in front of him for ages and didn't let himself go for it, you really don't wanna drag it any longer."

"That's - she's a knight, that's not -"

"Oh, sure, all knights are shit where you come from, you said that, but suddenly someone would rather hang than kill you and you're here jittering because you got sucked here while she's dealing with a zombie that wanted you dead but I have to think you don't wanna french her?" Damon rolls his eyes again, pours himself another drink and honestly, Tony has cut down on the alcohol lately but he's gonna just make a damned exception. "Please."

"He's right," Tony says, "and also, let it come from someone whose dad was loaded on money and fairly shitty and still way better than yours, whatever he said about you is wrong."

"How do you know -" Jaime starts, half-blanching.

"Told you," Tony shrugs, "loaded on money, shitty father, at least I missed out on the shit sister. Honestly, man, just fucking drop her like hot coal and follow your gut. And let it come from someone who's fucked around a lot to get distracted, if you wanted to bone her in that bath then you're into her."

"I -" Jaime goes red in the face, finishes the drink, "it's not like it ever happened with anyone else before, it was a mistake, most likely -"

Damon gives him a look that looks halfway worried.

Tony thinks he just matched it, except even more worried.

"My vampire friend," he says, "are you thinking what I am thinking?"

"I'm afraid so," Damon says, and then looks back at Jaime. "Newsflash," he goes on, "if you get hard looking at a naked woman most likely you find her attractive. Also, you can find more than one person attractive in your life. And let it come from someone who's been there in the sense that I thought I could only love fucking Katherine, you really don't want to keep on doing it."

"I didn't say I wasn't done with Cersei," Jaime replies, somewhat weakly.

"Good," the two of them reply at the same time, and Tony has to snort.

"Look at that," he says, "for once I'm the one with the healthiest relationship history sitting at a table. Who'd have thought?"

"Fuck this," Damon says, "I'm getting more bourbon."

"Please," Jaime says, and - well. Seems like when Bruce comes to collect him, Tony won't be sober.

--

"Wait," Jaime says, "wait, wait, wait, she possessed your girlfriend?"

"Yeah, well, as if," Damon shrugs, "honestly, sometimes I think I should have just run away to New York after deserting."

"You deserted what?" Tony asks.

"The fucking confederacy," Damon shrugs. "Well, what are you staring about? I'm a vampire, I've been around ages, I'm from fucking middleofnowhere Virginia, you think I got drafted with the unionists? But I disagreed and I hated it and I never wanted to go, so I fucking deserted. I hope you aren't here judging me, or -"

"Please, I used to build weapons for the army and stopped when I realized it wasn't what I wanted to be, and honestly, that just means you have a conscience, so -"

"Wait, you did what," Jaime says.

"Deserted. An army. Back in the day. Risked my neck for it, and I came back and met Katherine and honestly I should have just gone North, but -"

"Hm," Jaime says, drinking, and then - "you don't regret it?"

"No," Damon says at once, "best decision I ever took. Why, you want to do that, too?"

"Sure he wants to," Tony says when Jaime doesn't immediately reply. "Let me guess, not just your army. You want to desert the whole shebang, don't you?"

"I don't know what a fucking shebang is, but yes. So what?"

"Well, if you want my been there done that advice, do that," Damon shrugs. "From what it sounds like, your entire world is collapsing because of zombies anyway, what do you have to lose? Your sister? You're better fucking off without."

Jaime stares down at the glass, then knocks it down. "Can I have another?"

"Sure," Damon says, and generously tips it.

--

"So what," Tony says, "now that your best friend you had a thing with while your girlfriend was with your brother is back to life you're having trouble adjusting?"

"She also hadn't been possessed by my murderous ex until then," Damon shrugs.

Jaime just looks at them, then drinks some more. "Who am I to judge on that anyway," he says, "but that sounds like a lot of work."

"You wouldn't believe," Damon shrugs, knocking down some more of his bourbon. "Never mind that Stefan won't get over brooding instead of fessing up to the girl he is in love with now, but it's not like I hadn't expected it."

"Tell him to," Jaime says at once. "I let my father fuck things up for my brother once and I hate that I ever did, just - don't."

"This is getting fucking eerie," Damon says.

Tony, who is currently feeling very thankful he doesn't have siblings, takes another sip. Then -

"Man, if it's complicated just date the both of them. If they both like you and aren't the kind of super monogamous people that can't handle a threesome once in a while, they won't have a problem."

"... And what do you know?"

He shrug. "Well," he says, "my steady girlfriend was in front of my eyes for years. Took us a while to get over ourselves. The guy I was doing drunk science with, well. Was an instant hit and I didn't let myself drag it in the centuries and guess what, we have a nice lovely arrangement where I'm with both of them, they commiserate about how much of an idiot I can be and sometimes we all occasionally have sex. It's grand. You should try it."

And I really hope Bruce shows up soon.

"Huh," Damon says, "maybe it has merit. For me. Not for you."

Jaime sputters. "I said nothing!"

"You shouldn't even think about threesomes. I can see it in your face you're not the type. And certainly not including your sister."

"Fuck you," Jaime replies without meaning it, "I was not considering that." Huh. Now he sounds offended Damon implied it. Maybe he really will fess up to the other one when he's back.

"Then it means this enlightening talk has enlightened you," Tony grins. "Mind telling us more about that hand?"

"And why?"

Tony shrugs. It's not like he doesn't have time to waste. "What if I could help you with that thing?" He says, nodding towards Jaime's stump, and then - well. Time to test if he can summon the armor here, too.

--

"God," Damon says a while later, "I'll have to compel that poor bartender so hard, but fuck this is something."

Sure it is, Tony grins. "Hey, I managed to fuck with quantum reality, I'm not the first idiot that passes by."

"Seven Hells," Jaime says, "I have no idea what it is you're putting on me but if it works half as well as that thing you have, I'm going to show back up in King's Landing just to show my sister who has the useless hand now. If she didn't get herself killed."

"Well, now that is one reason I could approve of," Tony laughs, "and don't fucking move."

Sure, building a prothesis from the rests of whatever nonfunctioning electronics the bartender had lying around is... somewhat a challenge, but as stated, he has time to waste and it's not like he's wanted anywhere soon.

"By the way," Damon says as he watches him tinker around with the toolkit he found him in the backroom, "do you need advice in the whole I fucked up and want my brother to forgive me department?"

"What if I do?" Jaime replies through his teeth. "Because now that would distract me from how much this entire thing is fucking hurting."

The more they talk while he tinkers, the more Tony decides he's absolutely glad he was an only child and that his father only fucked one son up.

--

"You're doing this while not even being fucking sober?" Damon knocks back more bourbon. "You sure you don't wanna stay here and turn into an immortal? You'd be useful."

"Thanks but I like my life as it is," Tony snorts. "But if you need tech tinkered with, you can ask while I'm here."

Jaime is just staring at the steel-colored hand coming to life while Tony puts piece after piece together, his throat working up and down.

He drinks some more. "Fuck, if only I had such a thing when I realized what the fuck Aerys had turned into."

"Wait, who's Aerys now?" Damon asks.

--

He hadn't told them that part in detail.

When he's done and Tony is at the fourth finger, he kind of wants to hurl, but mostly -

"Do we really have to stay here," Damon says, "or you think we could sneak him to a VA? I can compel them to just hear that he's talking about Vietnam or something."

"He's not old enough for Vietnam, but you know what, I think we could risk that."

"What in the Seven Hells is a VA?"

"Someone I really could have used in the nineteenth century," Damon sighs, and then just as Tony moves to the last finger -

"Tony, what the hell is this?"

--

Turns out, where Bruce comes from it took him two days to figure this out. He also immediately spots three different improvements Tony could do to that hand, and when he hears the entire shebang he raises his hands and says that he can send Jaime right back when he left at any point and he and Tony, too, but he supposes that if they want to compel the VA before they leave it's not like he's in a hurry, and wait, vampires?

Damon ends up asking him if the threesome thing is really working out as well as Tony says.

While he does, Tony manages the finishing touches on the sort-of-steel-and-iron-hand he cobbled up together, and thank fuck Bruce showed up because he had been the one studying how Barnes's arm worked, back in the day, and gave Tony the pointer he needed to make sure the entire thing was... well, connected to the nervous system without needing to rip Jaime's wrist open.

"Right," he says, "try to move the fingers."

Jaime holds them in a fist.

It works.

"Seven fucking hells -"

"Yeah, yeah, I'm a genius. Just keep it out of too many lines of fire, but if you're from the middle ages it should withstand most stuff. You're welcome. And go french that knight of yours instead of waiting, really."

"I think in between him and you, you've made a case. Uh, thank you, I -"

"Nonsense, I was the reason you're here, I might as well have helped out. Hey," he says, "so, what about a last round before we drag him to the VA and Bruce here settles everything?"

"I'm so down for it," Damon says.

"Do I even have a choice," Bruce groans, but then he does sit down at the same table and lets Tony fill his glass.

"Oh, don't look like that," Tony says, "after all I didn't destroy the universe and made some friends, it could have gone worse."

"Wouldn't know about that, but I could have done worse, too," Damon says, and orders more bourbon.

"I sure as the fucking Seven Hells will never manage to explain this to anyone," Jaime says, "but I guess I'm not too disappointed, either."

"Tony," Bruce groans, "did you manage to somehow end up with two people with - never mind. Of course you did. We're never doing drunk science again, hear me?"

"Maybe so," Tony agrees, though... well.

Maybe he will want to check on them, once in a while.

But he can think about how to convince Bruce to make sure they can later.

For now, he'll enjoy his last round.

[thinkingisadangerouspastime]

I just want to say, before I say anything, I'm not accusing you of saying this and I understand that you feel how you feel. I'm just asking this in a very general way and was wondering your thoughts. Why is it so verboten to think Zuko might have had a slight crush on Katara? There seems to be a rush to not just deny it but to treat it like it's some sort of horrible thing to even suggest it and I'm not sure why that is?

Katara is presented as a beautiful, lively girl who is a powerful bender. Why wouldn’t Zuko be a little starry eyed over that? It doesn’t mean she likes him back. Idk, I’m not exactly sure where my point is, except that being shouted down for just advancing the idea that maybe Zuko had the hots for Katara is a little frustrating? I’m not saying he was wacking off in his bunk thinking about her or expected to get some while they were hunting Yon Rha.

Also, unrequited crushes happen in ATLA-verse? Toph/Sokka anyone? Why does that never get screeched on but saying “Hey, Zuko loved Mai but he was probably looking at Katara and thinking ‘noice!’ a couple of times” the worst thing in the world? Is it the Water Tribe/Fire Nation thing? I mean, if it’s that, I wish people would just say that and stop screaming at people for their headcanons and whatnot. [theend]

Lol do not worry anon I know this isn’t an accusation!! Not only have I myself never perpetuated this rhetoric, but I don’t think I’ve really heard it before! Maybe once or twice?? I might just keep to chill parts of fandom, lmao, and that’s why I’m not very familiar with it. But I’ll do my best to theorize what may spark conflict based on the info you provided me!

(I’ve talked very briefly here about Zuko having/not having a crush on Katara before, if you were wondering.)

My main guess is that it’s not the headcanon itself that makes people frustrated, but how some shippers probably treat the HEADcanon as canon-canon (not an issue exclusive to Zvtara, btw; all big fanon ships have this problem - Zvkka, anyone? lmao). I don’t think there’s anything inherently wrong with headcanoning that Zuko had a crush on Katara! But in that same vein, there’s nothing inherently wrong with others acknowledging that the headcanon has no basis in canon either, if that makes sense. And headcanons don’t need canon basis! Headcanons are fanon! That’s why they’re so much fun! I ship Kuzaang like there’s no tomorrow, but I can also acknowledge that there wasn’t anything in canon that demonstrated Aang having a crush on Kuzon. Kuzaang is strictly fanon, and I love that about the pairing! It means I have incredible free reign, hehe.

But yeah. I don’t think it has anything to do with their different nations! Like I said - it’s probably solely an issue of some shippers (and undoubtedly just a loud minority) treating the headcanon as canon.

I don’t think saying “Hey, Zuko loved Mai but he was probably looking at Katara and thinking ‘noice!’ a couple of times” is the worst thing in the world, lmao. I do want to make a distinction here, though; this example you provide is actually an example of aesthetic attraction, which is not the same as a crush (crushes are indicative of romantic attraction)! So saying/headcanoning that Zuko thought Katara was pretty (as anyone with a brain would say, let’s be real) does not actually equate to him having a crush on her.

But back to the crush headcanon. I mentioned that I (personally!) don’t think it has canon basis. I will admit that I am not alloromantic, so crushes in themselves are a little confusing to me (I mean,, people just randomly like someone?? based on their appearance?? without even knowing them?? hell nah), but even disregarding that, I don’t think it would make much sense within canon for Zuko to have had a crush on Katara.

Again, disclaimer: there’s nothing wrong with the headcanon! Fanon is meant to contradict canon! To expand canon! To rewrite canon! Fanon is transformative. That’s the entire purpose of fanon. Go wild with that headcanon!! Make art!! Produce fics!! Support content creators!! Hell yeah!!

So what do I mean when I say that I personally feel there’s no canon basis for Zuko having a crush on Katara? Well, for one, he joined the Gaang in episode 12 of Book 3. That’s episode 52 of 61 overall. So in everything prior to that, Zuko not only has no idea who Katara is but he is also neck-deep in imperialistic rhetoric (you know, racism, superiority complexes, all that jazz. not fun for anyone non-FN). No possible crush there. In “The Western Air Temple” episode itself, Katara (understandably) threatens Zuko. She means what she says, and I think Zuko recognizes that. A crush there wouldn’t make sense - they’ve only properly met this second time and Katara (understandably) hates Zuko’s guts for what he’s done to the Gaang and to her personally.

Episode 53 is “The Firebending Masters” - Zuko’s too hung up on his firebending not working to think about anything else (Katara obviously still does not trust him yet, either, meaning Zuko is pretty much on edge around her. again, she threatened him, and Zuko no doubt took her threat seriously).

54 and 55 are “The Boiling Rock” episodes; not only are these Maiko-heavy but also in general… I mean, Katara’s not really in them. At least not from Zuko’s POV. So nothing implies a crush there. And then after those episodes, it’s worth considering that Zuko probably thinks Mai is dead. That he left her, the girl he loves, to die at Azula’s hands. We know Zuko tends to hold guilt to his chest, so concluding he blamed himself for Mai’s “death” is not illogical. Why would he all of sudden switch his sights to Katara, even if it was just a simple crush? While he’s grieving? That doesn’t track to me.

And then, of course, “The Southern Raiders.” This episode has been talked about to death, so I’ll keep it brief, lmao. I will draw attention to only one line, spoken by Zuko:

This isn’t fair! Everyone else seems to trust me now! What is it with you?

As we all know, TSR was not a flattering episode for Zuko. He was a racist asshole to Aang and - as aforementioned - acted as if he was entitled to Katara’s trust. Obviously, Zuko grows through the episode, and we see by the end that he respects Aang’s wisdom and respects Katara’s decision to walk away from Yon Rha (which is awesome!! I adore this brief but incredibly crucial arc of his!!). But my point is that nothing demonstrates romantic interest from Zuko to Katara. If anything, his initial motives are pretty damn selfish (i.e. demanding her to trust him because he feels like he “deserves” it already).

Emphasis on “initial” motives, of course. Obviously he grows more sincere!! (Tis the point of the episode for Zuko.)

So they end TSR on new, peaceful terms. Personally, I don’t think their relationship would be magically sunshine and roses after that (Zuko did some fucked up shit to the Gaang, lmao), but I do think things are getting better between them! Still, there is nothing indicative of a canon crush.

Next episode, in EIP, they scoot away from each other at the possibility of being together, yk? That doesn’t mean they hate each other’s guts, lmfao, but EIP is meant to depict imperialist Fire Nation propaganda - who wouldn’t be uncomfortable with that? Like, the entire Gaang is demeaned in that play. There’s nothing romantic about it. It’s a similar situation later with June - this is a lady that doesn’t know anything remotely personal about Zuko or Katara. Of course they’d react in a horrified and flustered manner when this - for all intents and purposes - total stranger suggests that they’re together! That’s creepy as hell! Definitely not indicative of a crush, lmao. And considering that the Gaang never teases Zuko about having a crush on Katara (compared to how I think Toph teases Katara about Haru?), i.e. the people who know them the best, there’s no reason for the audience to think anything is going on between them.

For other references, here are a few addressing EIP, June, etc.

And after all that… Well, now we’re in the finale. What time is there for romance? There’s a reason the canon couples don’t reunite until after the war is won! (Minus Sukka, I guess, but they’re not professing their love on the battlefield, per se, lmao.) Zuko chooses Katara to go with him because she’s a powerful waterbender and the only person who’s been able to handle Azula in the past (besides Aang, arguably, who’s obviously occupied with Ozai), not because he “likes” her in a romantic sense.

All of this is to say that to me, Zuko having a crush on Katara is strictly fanon. Which is awesome! Fanon is fantastic, and I actually really like these types of headcanons (like, Teo having a crush on Aang? GOOD SHIT). Some people are just jerks about it. That said, I can still understand why people might get frustrated by those who preach this headcanon as if it’s pulled straight from the text itself. I absolutely think it’s ridiculous to harass others over a headcanon (which unfortunately you see on both sides of the ship war), but in that same vein - of course it’s frustrating when those loud few act like their fanon is canon and proceed to shove it down others’ throats, lmao. It’s an imperfect situation, basically.

TL;DR - The headcanon in itself is great, and no one should be getting freaking harassed over it. But it is strictly fanon, so when some shippers treat it like canon, that’s understandably going to frustrate the rest of the fandom. Headcanons are a double-edged sword, lmao.

So that’s my personal theory as to why people get pressed over this headcanon. If anyone else has a different idea, please feel free to rb/comment with it!

[angelshizuka]

I hate to say this, but the series made me ship Rapunzel and Eugene less. Which makes me really sad, because back with the movie I legt considered them one of my rare canon Disney OTPs. And even in Tangled Before Ever After I loved what they were doing with them,

Quick disclaimer before anyone jumps down my throat: I definitely still ship Rapunzel and Eugene, because there is still a lot of good about this ship, but the series downgraded them a lot for me.

For starters, I hate the “marriage equels losing your freedom“ bullshit they keep shoving down our throat. In TBEA it made sense, Eugene caught Rapunzel off guard, with a room full of people watching them, and marriage should always be talked about before proposing. But with how season 2 started, that’s when I officially hated this trope. Rapunzel and Eugene finally seemed on the same page, but they still kept forcing the idea Rapunzel would lose her freedom if she agreed to marry Eugene.

Especially if you consider the fact they would’ve only gotten engaged at that point. Engagement means a promise for marriage in the future, they wouldn’t even be tying the knot yet. Some people are engaged for years before they actually get married.

I’m just getting really sick of the series has to CONSTANTLY remind us they’re a couple. I’ve literally lost count of all the kisses they’ve had at this point. Their kisses literally lost all meaning to me, because they throw them around like it’s nothing. And it’s just a constant reminder for me how wlw and mlm couples in media would kill for ONE kiss, yet wlm couples can have as many as they want without anyone batting an eye.

Also, don’t even get me started on Dark Prince Eugene... That literally tainted the original movie for me. The movie suddenly isn’t about a girl and boy meeting and falling in love through pure chance anymore. Suddenly it’s like Rapunzel and Eugene literally never had a say in the matter because “lmfao, it’s the sun and moon, so it’s ~destiny~ uwu“

And on top of that, the fact that Rapunzel has A LOT, and I seriously mean A LOT A LOT of the same plot/character tropes with Cassandra as she has with Eugene. But of course that’s “friends being friends uwu“ or “foreshadowing“ for Cass turning evil... Like, I swear to god, if Cass was male, it would’ve 100% been a love triangle betweem the three of them.

While with Eugene, even when they keep forcing those stupid “Oh no, they’re breaking up! Lmao, just kidding :)“ tropes shoving our throat. Even though it’s always been 100% canon they’re getting married, so that (including them putting off marriage all the time) loses all it’s tension. I couldn’t even feel sad during their break up song, because it felt so forced.

I feel all over the place, I’m not sure how to put my thoughts into words, I just have a lot of bottled up emotions regarding this matter, because the Tangled fandom has taught me long ago that they will jump down your throat for any unpopular opinion. I just happen to really not care about that right now , I’m at a point where I feel so disconnected from the fandom, I don’t even give a single shit anymore what they think.

[madara-fate]

It was only a "topic of discussion "cause u made it one lmfao that was my point. That ask no whoever mentions naruhina but u just had to like dont worry sasusaku ers nh is just as bad too! Like I said stay in ur lane

Pay attention to what I say before sending me stupid things like this. I said that NH’s relationship and Naruto as a father was a topic of discussion in the video, not in the ask, and since I subsequently talked about it, I tagged it accordingly. Why is that so hard for you to comprehend?

And as if that wasn’t bad enough, you then further shove your shit down my throat by claiming I said“don’t worry SS fans, NH is just as bad too!”, despite the fact that that literally had nothing to do with anything. Who said anything about ether of them being bad?Show me where I said anything like that. I actually defended both relationships in the post, and you’re here insinuating that I said both are bad. Where are you getting this nonsense from?

Anon, once you understand that you only ever have any right to tell someone to “stay in their lane” when they say something negative about the ship in question, then come back. Because at the moment, not only are you making yourself look like an anonymous coward, but also someone who shoves their own stupid agenda down other people’s throats.

[serena-waldorf]

5 & 12 for the ship ask thing :)

Take 2 of trying to sit down and answer these because I got interrupted earlier today when I tried lol. 

5. What is/are your least favorite trope(s)? 

So I actually don’t mind MOST tropes since I’m actually a sucker for a feel-good cheesy romance story any day lol. I love to curl up and escape with an 80s/90s or early 2000s rom-com movie every once in a while. I guess anything inappropriate like a student/teacher relationship, I definitely dislike and obviously don’t approve of, especially if one of the parties is underage. And in today’s day and age, I’m not a fan of the couple who is always bickering, especially when its the fat/lazy husband and conventionally attractive wife and they seem to hate each other and argue all the time trope. But really, I don’t mind most tropes as long as they are executed well or there is sometimes inevitably a reason for them (i.e. a surprise pregnancy on a TV show but the actress got pregnant in real life). 

And not shipping related, but I’m not a fan of most horror movie tropes. I still watch horror sometimes and don’t mind it once in a while but its usually the same story every time because of all the typical horror movie tropes so I’m getting fed up with that genre, and watching it less and less lately lol. My least favorite is when the person in danger runs UPSTAIRS lmfao. So frustrating haha. 

12. What drives you away from a ship?

Anything inappropriate, i.e. a student/teacher relationship. The power imbalance between a subordinate and a person in power can be interesting sometimes, especially if its well-done but if its too icky (a HUGE age gap or the person who is more powerful treats the subordinate poorly, holds their power over the other person’s head or something like that) then that’s a turn off. Anything inappropriate also includes someone in the pairing is underage and the other person is older, anything non-consensual, incestuous, etc. Those are all turn-offs. 

And if I don’t like a specific character, I probably won’t care about who they’re paired with or get invested in their ship. *shrug* I also don’t know how to explain this but some characters and ships just become ANNOYING over time lmao, I don’t know how to describe it but ships that have obviously run their course but the writers keep shoving them down the audiences throats, I’m not a fan of that either. Or I don’t really ship ships that just don’t work together, from my perspective whether the writing is bad or the actor’s have poor chemistry together etc but for some reason, the writer’s keep them together. 

Those answers were really rambling and probably didn’t make sense haha but thanks so much for the asks, girl! :) 

[aerithly]

@clouds-single-tear​ i’m going to reply to you here because i think that post is already too long

There’s bad on both sides and yet you only post things clotis have done. Care to take screenshots of the tumblrs Cali posted in the cetra section? Tumblrs that weren’t troll accounts btw. How is that not as bad as trolling? Making topics and posting in threads just to talk shit about anyone who isn’t clerith.

Writing essays on Cloud’s hair is better than trolling? Those troll accounts are pretty much copying and pasting shit cleriths have over the years.

Yall act like she don’t intentionally try to get Tifa/Cloti fans riled up with her dumb ass opinions.

She… literally! goes out of her way to get a reaction out of Tifa/Cloti fans. Then tries to put on an image that she likes Tifa. Girl, just say you don’t like her. All cleristh do the same in an attempt to look like the more mature fandom. She posts shit like that on every social media site, then cries and act like a victim? lmfao it’s dis- and i can’t stress this enough- gusting

Is she going to say she was young and dumb, too? nvm the fact she should’ve known better even if she was young?

Is she going to say she was young and dumb, too? nvm the fact she should’ve known better even if she was young?

Are we going to talk about cleriths blaming their rabids on those troll accounts? I’ve seen it twice already. Their reasoning being ~~cleriths never act that way~~. Why cleriths act like these innocent, laid back bitches?

When was this even posted? Why can’t you all deadass claim this as one of yours instead of putting the blame on troll accounts? You clout chasing! Funny how Starsong aka Planet’s Willy is the first to post this shit. Doesn’t she speak Spanish? lmao As I said before, I wouldn’t be surprised cleriths are making accounts in an attempt to make Clotis look like the bad ones. Remember your imitate a rabid events, Planet’s Willy? I’m deadass serious man!

Why do cleriths have a bad image? Look at one of their main sites,

www.cloudandaerith.com

Try harder to make Cali look like a pitiful, innocent victim. I have no sympathy for pro-guns, racist, homophobic, dead ass toxic, children shipping ass, can’t-stay-in-her-own-lane-even-if-her-life-depended-on-it ass, posting IPs ass (like that’s gonna do something), posting cloti tumblrs in locked cetra section to talk shit ass, manipulative ass, clout chasing ass bitch.

“There’s bad on both sides and yet you only post things clotis have done.” the original post already had bad things cleriths did so to prove my point i only had to provide bad things clotis did

“Care to take screenshots of the tumblrs Cali posted in the cetra section? Tumblrs that weren’t troll accounts btw.” if you’re talking about the forum, i can’t do that. but if you were talking about the discord server, there’s a rule against doing that. she would’ve been infringing the rules

“How is that not as bad as trolling?“ i said writing essays were not as bad as trolling, so long as you “don’t shove other people’s throat”. that’s the only part i said that was not as bad as trolling

“Writing essays on Cloud’s hair is better than trolling? Those troll accounts are pretty much copying and pasting shit cleriths have over the years.” again it’s literally harmless if you don’t shove it down people’s throat, wrirting the say itself is better than trolling. and the trolling accounts are copying and pasting stuff other people i never met said on my graphics. they are not trolling the cleriths that have said these things, they are trolling every clerith

i’m not going to respond you mentioning other times she behaved in a toxic manner bc i was never trying to defend her. i said i disagreed with what she did and said. so i don’t know what’s the point of bringing these things up

“All cleristh do the same in an attempt to look like the more mature fandom“, i’m 25 i have to at least try to be matura. not because i’m a clerith, bc i’m 25

“When was this even posted?“ idk this is not any of the pictures i provided so i can’t reply for whoever posted that.

“You clout chasing!” what 

“Funny how Starsong aka Planet’s Willy is the first to post this shit. Doesn’t she speak Spanish? lmao As I said before, I wouldn’t be surprised cleriths are making accounts in an attempt to make Clotis look like the bad ones. Remember your imitate a rabid events, Planet’s Willy? I’m deadass serious man!” i feel like you think i’m starsong, showing me stuff she posted and dedicating a whole paragraph to offending her. but this has nothing to do with any of the screencaps i posted, since none of them were of the troll accounts. i just mentioned them bc i think troll accounts are toxic

“Why do cleriths have a bad image? Look at one of their main sites” isn’t this website created by someone ages ago that’s not even in the fandom anymore or part of this conversation? i never even met this lady. 

“Try harder to make Cali look like a pitiful, innocent victim.“ i said i disagreed with her and wanted to help her improve. the only time i insinuated she was a victim (of bullying) i also said i thought the toxic clotis were as well. do i think you’re exaggerating.

“filed under: #clerith #clerith week #idgaf about your stupid ass clerith tag” only original posts affect the tags, so if you reblog from someone and tag it anything under the sun it doesn’t go to the tag. 

[ngame989]

Thought on tomstar?

Good for character development, not a particularly healthy romantic relationship - which is exactly how the show portrays it anyway. Tom not being committed to helping Star and Star ignoring Tom/prioritizing Marco forms a feedback loop that’s good for no one. Both would’ve been better off staying friends, but Star’s heart was understandably aching and Tom never internalized his stated desire to move on, so off they go holding hands and shit. There’s certainly some good in it, too. Demoncism was a solid episode demonstrating the genuine connection they can have, and it’s not as though there was anything wrong with their PDA in episodes such as Lava Lake Beach and Monster Bash. Not my thing, obviously, but that’s just me, and if someone liked the pairing then hey there ya go you get your cute romantic Tomstar moments just like Jarco had in season 2. None of this is/was fanservice or anything, it’s just how people act when they’re dating. 

All things considered, I think the show handles it well - if you go back and rewatch the episodes (with your mind clear of whatever preconceptions you would’ve had when 3A aired, or whatever bullshit the fandom is spewing), it never tries to paint it in an unfair light in either direction. It’s never shown as some epic romance for the ages when it’s clearly not, but it’s also not treated as an abomination unto the lord when it clearly isn’t that, either. It was rushed, it felt like whiplash, but it wasn’t some awful mistake - it’s just two teens that know they want support but don’t really understand themselves well enough to know the best ways to do it. And this is all completely intentional given the theme of change - and specifically that trying to force/rush change doesn’t work - in season 3.

Time to get ranty.

Now let’s step back from the very, very narrow lens of “objective take on the presentation of the ship within the canon episodes” and take off the kiddie gloves for a sec, because here is where my opinion can go from “not good, not awful, but just definitely not my thing” to “kill it, toss the corpse in a lake, excise the landmass containing the lake from the planet, chuck that into the sun, and maybe nuke the rest of the planet just to be safe”. So many garbage takes in this fandom about how Tom “deserves” Star as though she’s just another of Brian’s Good Boy Badges, how Star’s a rancid bitch for ignoring/mistreating him, the kiss in Booth Buddies being some irredeemable/forced trash… All just totally miss the whole point of Star’s character and/or the show itself just because people want their demon husbando to get some even when it’s not best for him, and ignoring everything else about the show (similar to takes of Marco being a irredeemable neglecting asshole to Jackie or the Jarco breakup/his feelings for Star being “forced” coming about as a result of fans’ Jackie infatuations). Not to mention the AUs that turn the Tomstar kid into a martyr who everyone hates to farm sympathy points, despite that totally missing the point about how the show handles prejudice…

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Alright, that was a refreshing stroll away from my computer for some fresh air. Where were we?

I’m not saying I’m perfect here either, I was wrong about Tom and Star getting back together - but all my reasonings for why they wouldn’t get back together ended up coming true as reasons why it wasn’t all that healthy instead. I would never claim to know everything about the show, but I at least aim to maintain a core, consistent understanding of the fundamentals of the characters/show. And seeing so, so, so much misinformation or outright malicious stupidity over the character development (which is the cornerstone of the show) sickens me.

Do note that the Starco side of the fandom isn’t immune to my wrathful criticism here either - a lot of Starco AUs fuck up understanding the show and a lot of Starco fans also have a horribly skewed view of Tom in the opposite direction. I like Tom as a character and appreciate his growth, and it sickens me that almost all of the vocal fandom I’ve seen gets it so fundamentally wrong. On my darker days I’ve even caught myself thinking maybe it would’ve been better if Tom just stayed an asshole after Season 1 and never got redemption just so all the bullshit surrounding him wouldn’t happen. This is probably the closest I’ve come to having my view of the show itself poisoned by outside influence, and that spooks me a bit lmfao. And I wouldn’t really like Tomstar art or whatever anyway, but at this point I’m practically Pavlovian conditioned to think of the bullshit whenever I see it, which pushes it towards “NOTP” territory. Which is a shame because I don’t like to have such strong negative feelings about something in the show that doesn’t deserve them, but alas.

And before I get an inevitable ask about it, the fandom notion of Stomco/Tomstarco is even more offensive to me. “But wait, Ngame, it has Starco included so it’s at least better, right?” Yes, Starco is a component of that dynamic and I appreciate that its fans are at least willing to admit Star and Marco at this point love each other, but it’s essentially the equivalent of getting Starco granted by a monkey’s paw. Stomco undercuts everything that makes them such a loyal and committed pairing by equating that to the bonds Star and Tom or Tom and Marco have, thus either ignoring everything special about Starco and leveling it to a normal teen romance or being so blind as to claim Tomstar or Tomco share what Star and Marco have developed over the past three seasons. And considering a lot of the fans of that triplet are/were Tomstar and Tomco fans before, to the point where the Tumblr Stomco Week was jointly hosted by Tomstar and Tomco Week blogs… forgive me for seeing the whole thing as Tom zealots blatantly disregarding the whole point of Starco just so Tom gets a slice of the action. 

The moral of this story is, don’t be like me because it’s not fun being this negative. I actively try not to dwell on this stuff anymore, but I’m happy to provide my opinion here just to clear the air. And I’d never shove my negativity about this down others’ throats or say that someone is wrong for just liking something, not at all. If you ever find yourself in a similar position, just step back from the fandom, only check the bare minimum tags for new art, find some friends to personally connect with over the show, idk. Yeah, it sucks that so much of the fandom just doesn’t appreciate a lot of the good aspects of the show, and I’d kill for there to be a way more consistent production of Starco art/fics, but c’est la vie.

[goforwardgreenwriter-blog]

The Worm Reads: Empire of Storms, Ch 71-72

These goddamn chapters are so long I want to d ie

The Queen of the Fae was exactly as Aelin remembered. Swirling dark robes, a beautiful pale face beneath onyx hair, red lips set in a faint smile

Of course Maeve is also drop dead gorgeous. Somebody gotta put a cap on the amount of beauty in SJM’s novels, it’s becoming too much.

With [Maeve’s] attention elsewhere, Lorcan took up a place at Aelin’s side—as if they were somehow allies in this, would fight back-to-back. Aelin didn’t bother to say anything to him.

I mean, Lorcan being on your side gives you a much better chance of rescuing Elide, but sure Alien, be like that.

That ripple of Lorcan’s power the day Ansel’s fleet had closed in … [Aelin]’d known it was a summoning. The same way she’d summoned the Valg to Skull’s Bay. She’d refused to immediately explain Ansel’s presence, wanting to enjoy the surprise of it, and he had summoned Maeve’s armada to take on what he’d believed to be an enemy fleet. To save Elide.

This seems kinda weird to me? Elide has stated to Lorcan numerous times that she’s on Alien’s side, so wouldn’t Maeve consider her a threat and an enemy? Why would Lorcan summon her to save Elide, then? But whatever, the less time we dwell on shitty writing, the quicker we get this shitshow over with.

Elide was trembling; every bone, every pore was trembling

Every pore??? Lmfao is SJM just giving up at this point?? She can’t shoehorn in sexual references when her protag is confronting the villain so she wants to just get it over with.

Lorcan betrays them and Alien is shocked, but like... why are y’all surprised Lorcan was literally only with you guys for Elide, he has no reason to like anyone else in Alien’s group of jackasses.

Flame danced at Aelin’s fingertips. No. Her magic had been emptied, still hovered near burnout.

Maeve kick her ass please I am begging you, wipe the fucking floor with her

Maeve returned Aelin’s smile. “(...)Of course, the fools didn’t realize that when you had drained yourself on their armies, I’d be waiting. You were already exhausted after putting out the fires I had my armada ignite to tire you on Eyllwe’s coast. It was a convenience that Lorcan gave your precise location and saved me the energy of tracking you down myself.” A trap. An enormous, wicked trap. To drain Aelin’s power over days— weeks.

Alien’s tiny mind is fucking blown by this but no fucking shit!!! You’re a dumbass who thinks wasting her magic on shooting fireworks out of her ass is a good idea, of course someone would notice and take advantage of you!! Does Alien even have a goddamn brain???

“The armada was a precaution. Just in case the ilken didn’t arrive for you to wholly drain yourself … I figured a few hundred ships would make for good kindling until I was ready.” To sacrifice [Maeve’s] own fleet—or part of it—to gain one prize … This was madness. The queen was utterly insane.

I mean. Maeve is an evil bloodthirsty monster, but she’s way smarter than any of these dumbasses. Honestly, I’m starting to root for her. She figured out her enemy’s weakness and used it against them, which is more brain power than Alien is capable of.

Flame slammed outward, red and golden—just as a wall of darkness lashed for Aelin. The impact shook the world. Even Manon was thrown on her ass.

Love how SJM tries to make this showdown all ~epic and uhmayzing~ but then throws in Manon falling flat on her ass. The rivalry between Maeve and Alien is barely developed so I’m hardly excited for Maeve to kick Alien’s ass. Makes me wish I could be reading Death Note instead, now there’s a good power play between rival characters.

Lorcan grabs Elide while Maeve and Alien duke it out and he tries to get her to run.

[Elide] would not. She’d sooner die than flee like a coward, not when Aelin was going to the mat for all of them, when—

Going to the mat? Wtf??? Yes I know it’s an expression of struggling/fighting until defeated or victorious, but this completely threw me out of the story when I read it. This is a (supposedly) medieval setting, and this saying just seems out of place in this setting.

A whip of black sliced into Aelin. She went down. And Elide thought the impact of Aelin Galathynius’s knees hitting the sand might have been the most horrible sound she’d ever heard.

Elide was literally enslaved in a tower and abused by her uncle but seeing some stupid queen she barely knows getting the shit kicked out of her is the worst thing she’s ever witnessed. Okay, SJM, okay. Elide deserves so much better than to be reduced to a fangirl to splooge over Alien.

Aelin crawled backward, blood sliding from her right nostril. Dripping on her white shirt.

*clenches fist* fragmentsssssss. A comma or the word and would’ve sufficed better there.

Aelin tried to rise. Tried, but her legs had given out. The Queen of Terrasen panted, fire flickering like dying embers around her.

I’ll admit, I rather like the symbolism of the embers dying out around her, highlighting how she’s utterly failed and gotten her ass whooped. Very nice.

Fenrys and Gav roll up to the party while Maeve continues to beat Alien. I know it’s cruel to say, but I’m rather enjoying Alien getting her arrogant ass whooped after unfairly winning literally every confrontation with no effort in this novel.

But Maeve let the darkness around Aelin part. She was curled on her side, bleeding from both nostrils now, more blood dribbling from her panting mouth.

Considering she’s getting whipped and stabbed by black magic, I think she should be bleeding from actual wounds than having just a nosebleed lmao. Maeve starts grilling Gav.

“Did I or did I not tell you to execute Lorcan on sight?” “There were … circumstances that prevented it from happening. We tried.” “Yet you failed. Am I not supposed to discipline my blood-bonded who fail me?” Gavriel lowered his head. “Of course—we will accept it. And I will also take on the punishment you intended for Aelin Galathynius.”

NOOOOO I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD SJM IF YOU KILL OFF GAV FOR ALIEN TO LIVE I WILL FUCKING FIGHT YOU

So Maeve kicks Gav out of her court and dishonors him, but he lives, thank god. If Gav ends up dying in this series I’m gonna have to have a long angry chat with SJM. Gav basically disappears for the rest of the scene even though he’s right there? Whatever spares him from the agony of this shitty book I guess.

Elide splooges about what a badass assassin Alien was and how she’ll wait for the right moment to strike, before Maeve removes all of Alien’s weapons for that exact reason. My sides hurt from the fucking cackling I did at that. Can’t believe I am about to stan Maeve, but she’s a ruthless, badass, calculating villain who is capable of thinking about things other than sex. Nothing but respect for my evil queen.

“What a powerhouse you two would be—[Aelin] and Prince Rowan. And any offspring of that union …” A vicious smirk. “You and Rowan could rule this continent if you wished. But your children … your children would be powerful enough to rule an empire that could sweep the world.”

Ungh, c’mon Maeve, I know you’re just fucking with Alien, but don’t make me read that garbage. Can’t wait until there’s a sequel series to Thr0ne of glass about Alien’s goblin kids being even more uber powered special snowflakes than their mother. C’mon, you know SJM would.

“It was so easy to tug on the right psychic thread that day Rowan saw Lyria at the market. To shove him down that other path, to trick those instincts. A slight altering of fate.” (...) Maeve said, “So your mate was given to another. And I let him fall in love, let him get her [pregnant]. And then I broke him. No one ever asked how those enemy forces came to pass by his mountain home.”

Great, so Lyria was nothing but a plot point to get Ratlin together now? Fuck off SJM, stop reducing your other characters as nothing but plot points for your precious OTP. Lyria deserved so much better than this.

“[Rowan] took the blood oath without question. And I knew that whenever you were born, whenever you’d come of age … I’d ensure that your paths crossed, and you’d take one look at each other and I’d have you by the throat. Anything I asked for, you’d give to me. Even the keys. For your mate, you could do no less. You almost did that day in Doranelle.”

Lmfao I love how one of the main selling points fans use for this series were “it depicts love accurately, Alien has more than one love interest!1″ and SJM fucking killed any chance of using that as a positive of the series hahahahaha I am actually fucking dying. Chaol, Dorito, and Sam didn’t mean shit because her one true love was Rowboat all long. Couldn’t have written a shittier plot twist if I tried, SJM, hats off to you. That deserves a slow clap.

Maeve ignored [Elide pleading]. “Well? When did you know [Rowan was her mate]?” “At Temis’s temple,” Aelin admitted, glancing to Manon. “The moment the arrow went through his shoulder. Months ago.”

Nothing turns me on more than my abusive boyfriend almost dying by an arrow to the shoulder. I know, I know, the mating bond in AC0TAR is different than the ones in T0G, but still.

Maeve shrugged. “If it’s any consolation, Aelin, you would have had a thousand years with Prince Rowan. Longer.”

Go tf off, Maeve!!!! I’d read an entire book of Maeve just ripping Alien a new one tbh

Turns out Alien is due to Settle in five years or so. What a relief, SJM’s precious Mary Sue won’t ever have to grow, god forbid, old and ugly! Phew, really dodged a bullet there!

Maeve calls out Cairn, the asshole dude Lorcan brought up many chapters prior.

A handsome, brown-haired warrior walked toward them from the cluster of escorts. Handsome, if it weren’t for the sadistic cruelty singing in his blue eyes.

So is he handsome or not, SJM? These two sentences are so contradictory. Maeve gives Alien a choice whether to come willingly or to refuse and let Elide be dragged along. Alien is a selfish shitlord, but she cares about Elide despite barely knowing her, so we all know which she’ll probably choose.

Next chapter, finally, holy shit that one was so long I had to skim most of it.

Aelin’s body hurt. Everything hurt. Her blood, her breath, her bones. There was no magic left. Nothing left to save her.

It’s funny how this is framed as we’re supposed to feel bad for poor Alien but I’m laughing my ass off. Act like a little shit, get hit, Alien.

Aelin simply nodded at the Fae Queen. Her acceptance and surrender.

Surprise, surprise. I’ll at least give Alien a little credit for considering the safety of somebody else besides herself or Rowboat’s Fae peen. Man, the bar is set pretty low, eh?

And because she had won, Maeve even loosened her power’s grip on Aelin’s bones. Allowed Aelin to turn to Elide and say, “Go with Manon. She will take care of you.” Elide began crying, shoving away from Lorcan. “I’ll go with you, I’ll come with you—”

Wtf Elide, no, you’re smarter than this!!!! Alien is sacrificing herself so you can be free, you run and get Alien’s comrades and then you have a chance to free Alien afterwards!! Goddamnit SJM you’re making me repulsed by Elide because all she is now is a tool to fawn over Alien dhfkhfksdh I'm so goddamn mad

Aelin’s soul splintered as she saw the iron box the escorts now carried between them. An ancient, iron coffin. Big enough for one person. Crafted for her.

Oof, so there’s the coffin bit I’ve been hearing about. Can’t really say I’m sorry for Alien. Yeah I know that’s mean, but she’s a massive unlikable selfish asshole who gets everything handed to her without her doing any work, so forgive me for not feeling bad when she finally gets a good deserved kick in the bottom.

“And tell Rowan,” Aelin said, fighting her own sob, “that I’m sorry I lied. But tell him it was all borrowed time anyway. Even before today, I knew it was all just borrowed time, but I still wish we’d had more of it.”

Again, good concept, just wasted on an absolute shit tier ship. Someone write an AU of this but with a good ship, yeah? And, y’know, rewrite most of the plot so it makes sense.

Maeve lowered the mask and drawled to Aelin, “Rumor claims you will bow to no one, Heir of Fire.” That serpentine smile. “Well, now you will bow to me.” She pointed to the sand. Aelin obeyed.

I shouldn’t be enjoying this as much as I am, but ahhh feels so good to read Alien get taken down a peg or two after being so irritatingly arrogant! Feels good, feels organic.

“Take off your shirt.” Aelin tugged her shirt out of her pants and slung it over her head, tossing it in the sand beside her. Then she removed the flexible cloth around her breasts.

So.... a bra, essentially? Is she wearing a bra? Or was SJM unsure of whether or not medieval women wore bras and was like “Ehhhh I’ll describe it as just a cloth, that way nobody can point fingers at me for shitty world building!”

Aelin didn’t fight as [the Fae warriors] each gripped her by an arm and hauled her up. Spread her arms wide. The sea air kissed her breasts, her navel.

Man, given how there’s only a few chapters left, this may be the last unnecessary focus on a female character’s breasts we get in this novel. And it’s right before our main character endures a harsh whipping. Oh SJM, you never disappoint.

Cairn halted. [Aelin] felt him studying the tattoo on her back. Rowan’s loving words, written there in the Old Language. Cairn snorted. Then she felt him revel in how he’d destroy that tattoo.

Evidently, SJM never learned what nuanced characters are. Cairn whips Alien some until Maeve orders them to chuck Alien into the iron coffin. Manon peaces out with Elide, and I hope SJM lets them run away with Abraxos to a better novel.

Time—[Aelin] was grateful Elena had given her that stolen time. Grateful she had met them all, that she had seen some small part of the world, had heard such lovely music, had danced and laughed and known true friendship. Grateful that she had found Rowan. She was grateful.

Another good example of good concept that’s wasted on a shitty character. This should be breaking my heart, but it’s about Alien and I fucking hate Alien more than almost any other fictional character. So alas, I’m left just feeling hallow and tired.

So Aelin Galathynius dried her tears. And did not fight when Maeve strapped that beautiful iron mask over her face.

Seems odd Alien would describe what is essentially an object meant to torture her as beautiful, but alright. We’re almost done folks, buckle up for the final leg of this shitstorm of a journey.

[nemesisadrastia]

ship ! (pick any of your ships)

I’ll do Gray/Russ, bc I love them :3

WHO THROWS THINGS IN A FIGHT?

 uhh.. neither, really. gray will raise his voice, and then russ raises his voice, and they’ll argue back and forth until they settle it, or they just ignore each other until gray gets insecure, lol.

WHO GOES TO THEIR PARENT’S HOUSE FOR A WEEKEND WHEN THINGS GET BAD?

 okay, so this is a complicated one, because... gray’s mother and russ’ mother were in love throughout their childhood and more or less disguised it to everyone else as them being best friends and inseparable (bc homophobia, and despite the fact that they ultimately had children with men, they are/were gay). unfortunately, gray’s mother died in a car accident when gray was five, and gray’s father was an abusive, homophobic piece of work, so gray stayed most of his time with russ and his mother growing up. so if russ were to go to his mother’s house for the weekend, eileen would just get him to talk to his fiancé instead of ignoring him, and if gray were to go, she’d do the same, because eileen is smarter and wiser than the two of them together and knows that if you love someone, you have to work at it.

regardless, if there’s a need to go away, it’s usually gray, and he tends to stay with a particular girlfriend of his, being nervous about russ hating him and “having ruined things” (see: victim of childhood emotional abuse) despite the fact they’ve been best friends and dating for a large majority of their lives. naturally, russ ends up dragging him home and reassures him that he loves him and they talk out their issues and that’s the end of it.

WHO WANTS TO HAVE CHILDREN? WHO DOESN’T? IF BOTH DO, HOW DO THEIR GOALS DIFFERENTIATE?

 russ abhors the thought of having children, i’m pretty sure. they’ve never discussed it, but there’s no pressing want on gray’s side either; they’re both too busy with their careers anyway. all gray ever wants is puppies and dogs, and russ gave him a puppy that looked like a bear, so gray named him “bear”. bear is nearly too much for russ to deal with already, and when they first got him, they actually got into a fight over him because russ thought gray spent way too much time with bear and not with him, and gray got angry with him because russ wasn’t pulling his weight raising an energetic puppy and having to take care of him alone next to a full time career left gray exhausted, which meant he couldn’t give russ the attention he wanted. so a vicious circle. ultimately, gray got fed up, and opted to bring bear back to the pound instead, and due to russ finally getting attached to the little pupper, adamantly refused. now they’ve found a good balance of taking care of the pupper’s energy needs and giving each other attention too.

as you can see, they’re barely ready for a child, if they ever will be.

WHO IS MORE ADVERSE TO PHYSICAL CONTACT?

 neither? gray is an incredibly physically affectionate person, and likes to hug and touch and just be close to people he loves, to the point of giving platonic kisses on the cheek or mouth to friends, regardless of gender. russ is a very sexual person, but it’s usually when he’s emotional or just mentally exhausted, he just wants to be held, and gray loves to provide.

WHO HATES/DISLIKES THEIR NEIGHBOURS THE MOST? 

so, despite the fact that russ has a way with people, and craves attention (specifically sexual attention, and needs to feel desired), russ isn’t very... fond of people. lol. he’s very wary of them, because he takes a very cynical stance towards people, in that he can’t trust any of them. unless you know him, he’s emotionally very closed off, which is also a defence mechanism on his part. gray is the exact opposite. he loves talking to people, getting to know people, and while both of them are charming, gray’s charm is very warm and likeable, whereas russ’ is very calculated.

WHO HATES/DISLIKES THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHER’S FAMILY?

 russ fucking despises gray’s father, alive or dead, and the day he died was a very good day for russ, because he was an abusive, homophobic (among other things) asshole, and russ hates the shit gray’s father puts gray through, even years after his death. the emotional abuse gray was subjected to as a child and teenager, up until the day of his father’s death, has left scars in gray, and to gray, he’s still very alive and well in his insecurities and aversion to rejection, his fear of abandonment, and his rabid need to be liked. he’s very sensitive to people being angry with him, whether real or perceived, and if it’s not outright apparent that they’re pleased, a voice in his head (that sounds suspiciously like his father’s) tells him that he fucked up and that somehow, he upset the other person. it’s not uncommon for gray to ask a person if they’re angry with him, usually out of seemingly nowhere. it’s that shit that makes russ hate gray’s father, on top of the fact that his homophobia towards russ when they were young still has an affect on gray being nervous about being visibly gay, despite the fact they’re engaged.

WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO LEAVE WHEN THINGS GET ROUGH?

 gray, absolutely. it’s not a permanent leave, though. it’s more of a run away and pretend the problem doesn’t exist kind of thing, at least on the emotional side of things. russ is a lot stronger than gray mentally and emotionally.

WHO THINKS THEIR PARTNER TURNED OUT A DIFFERENT PERSON THAN THEY THOUGHT?

 so, the thing is, russ and gray have been best friends for as long as they can remember, so they essentially watched each other grow up into the people they are. but if you asked gray, russ is a much more different person from when they were teenagers. he used to be a lot more insecure, and he grew up to be a very mentally strong and capable person, full of confidence and charisma. he’s always known russ for who he is, but sometimes it still takes him aback just the force of nature russ is. in a positive sense.

WHO IS MORE LIKELY TO CHEAT?

russ. russ has cheated on his “boyfriends” in the past, had no qualms about it. would he ever cheat on gray? absolutely fucking not. and gray knows this. (in fact, gray was the guy who tended to cheat on his flings with.)

WHO IS THE MORE EXPERIENCED ( SEXUALLY OR OTHERWISE )?

 i’d say russ. sexually or otherwise. that’s it. that’s the answer, lol.

WHO HATES/DISLIKES THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHER’S FRIENDS? 

considering russ doesn’t have any friends, or maybe just one or two (gray included), russ distrusts most of gray’s friends, on the basis that as a teenager, most of gray’s friends were homophobic pieces of trash, and gray has a hard time standing up for himself where that’s concerned, so... it’s right to be mistrustful of gray’s friends, whether they’re decent people or not.

WHO WANTS TO GO TO SOCIAL GATHERINGS THE MOST?

 that’d be gray. russ only wants to go to parties if he can show off his fiancé to others in the manner of, look at how handsome he is and how much you can’t have him, i’m now going to shove my tongue down his throat to mark my territory. gray’s goal of going to parties is being at said parties and actually interacting with people, lol.

WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO BE DISHONEST?

russ, but not necessarily to gray? he’d only keep things from him to protect himself, emotionally, but he wouldn’t actively lie or be dishonest to gray. other people? sure. not gray (or his mother, for that matter).

WHO IS MORE EMOTIONALLY CLOSED OFF AND HOW DOES THIS AFFECT THEIR PARTNER?

russ! russ as fuck. it’s usually when he becomes emotionally insecure, as it’s a defence mechanism for him, but closing himself off emotionally makes gray insecure, and it’s the leading cause of their rough patches.

WHO IS THE DESSERT PERSON?

 gray, lol. he likes to eat healthy and keep up his muscle mass, but he’s a large muscle-bound athlete, and he eats a lot. he’ll honestly eat anything.

WHO IS MORE CONSERVATIVE?

aahh.. i don’t think you can really call either of them conservative, honestly.

WHO HATES/ DISLIKES ORAL SEX?

neither, lmfao. russ is more a fan of giving than receiving (understatement of the century), so gray just lets him do what he’s gotta do.

[britshits]

☠ / ☀ / ❥

☠ What does someone have to do for an instant unfollow from you?

show themselves as being Trash, aka racist, transphobic, homophobic, etc. etc. all of that shit. like goodbye. leave the internet. take a hike… to my house. .. so i can shove my leg down ur throat !!!

other than that, i rlly only unfollow when ur blog content isnt what i want on my dash anymore ?? like it aint tht deep tbh.

☀ What’s your rp pet peeve?

mmm hoo my go d pL S LEESH U KNO ME I HAVE SO MAN Y ??????

#1 peeve has gotta be ratios in rpgs, like leave tht shit in 2k12 where it belongs.

also female bans and the general fuckin cray standards female muses gotta reach 2 get the same amount of respect as their male counterparts… kinda like the real world lmfao i hate this hell planet.

assuming characters’ genders from their fc / assuming characters’ no-no parts from their fc.

ppl who god mod the fuck out of your character indirectly, like stating their motivations as a Fact, rather than their muse’s interpretation of their motives ??

the rpc having a collective freaque out about gif icons and going HAM abt them, but ghosting when ppl mention smth like child fcs or misogyny.

rpts whinin abt everything dying and not realising that literally all the ppl liking their post are members of the rpc and have probs dipped on groups as a player or admin in the past and tht we are all collectively to blame for this problem, unless we are proactive in doing shit 2 change tht.

canon hollywood groups.

assumed shipping bc fcs are shipped outside of rp.

NOT READING MY CHARACTER’S INFO B4 PLOTTING / ENGAGING W/ THEM.

m.. . pr*g …. ass bab i es…………………….. i wanna di e.

all dat lovely fetishising of m/m ships amaz e !!!

BANNING MUSICIAN FCS ?? thts just me bein salty bc then i cant play henru, like there’s nothing problematic abt tht tbh ( unless u banning kpop fcs specifically, which makes u a racist bitch ) but im like ?? bruh have u seen how bland and inexpressive a whole bunch of actor fcs are ?? like by e. also not every muse needs the entire scope of human emotion 2 pull gifs from ?? ANYWAY !

ik for a FACT i am forgetting some shit but w/e w/E !!

❥ Has someone ever ruined an FC or character for you?

answered !!

[madara-fate]

diditwhisper replied to your post “diditwhisper replied to your post “Antis: “Sakura won’t ever be a...”

-lmfao, sarada literally said "a (new) dad would be nice," what she says neither confirms or denies your statement, ill admit, so dont act like what you say is fact. -he may or may not have forgotten, but whatever "first date" or encounter or whatever significant thing that it was to be remembered as a "first", its pretty bad if youd expect the other person "probably forgot", because its suppose to be important for BOTH of them, she shouldnt even consider that "oh he may have forgotten" -all ive seen so far is that "tell her im sorry for everything/for bothering" to naruto to her and then note saying "congratulations" he gave her through the hawk which was for naruto and hinatas wedding anyway, so, what proof do you have that he has communicated with her more than that, since sakura says "no",  signifying they have not communicated substantially for over a decade? I forgot to add to the beginning of this because of the character limit, but, just because I don't agree with your poison ship doesn't mean I'm making a fool out of myself, and yes, "fuck outta here."

You see what you did there? You’re actually being forced to put words into Sarada’s mouth by explicitly adding “new” to her sentence just so that your point makes sense, and you really can’t see how weak that looks? What I say is fact, so what on earth are you talking about? Look at what I said. I said “Sarada canonically wants her dad to come home”, that is a fact, and was only emphasised by her sassy comment. The only thing that’s not a fact here is you implying that she wants “a new dad”, and the mere idea that you’re actually trying to make this point seem feasible is unfathomable.

And then you again tried to make something seem as a fact by implying that Sasuke probably did forget, when that hasn’t been confirmed at all. So how about waiting to see some confirmation before jumping to conclusions.

And I’ll quote you again, because you seem incapable of remembering your own words. You said “Sasuke canonically doesn’t keep in contact with Sakura”, and I proved that to be a complete farce because he was shown to send her messages through Naruto. The only thing that Sakura confirmed was that Sasuke didn’t contact her directly, she did not say that there was no communication between them whatsoever. You even had to change your tune because at first you said that he doesn’t keep in contact at all, and now you’re adding “substantially” because you realised your error.

Here’s something for you to ponder on:

How would Sakura have known exactly what Sasuke planned to do with Shin? She wasn’t there when he explained that to Naruto. It’s because she was kept informed of what Sasuke was doing and any relevant details. So you wanted further proof that they had communication? There it is.

And by the way, before you go making any more posts about me behind by back, when you respond to replies in this manner, it automatically tags the person you’re replying to, I didn’t do because I’m an “asshole”, so learn something about Tumblr before you go insulting people for no reason.

Lastly, I didn’t say you were making a fool of yourself because you don’t like SasuSaku, so now you’re shoving words into my mouth just like you did with Sarada. I said you were making a fool of yourself because you were making all these ignorant claims which were not only very easy to disprove, something which you made even easier to spot here with your multiple backtracking, but also because all your points had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that Sakura is now canonically a part of the clan, which was the whole point of the original post to which you replied in the first place, and is also an issue which you have completely ignored here. I said you made yourself look like a fool because you told me to “fuck outta here” as if you actually thought you had made relevant points which proved what I said to be incorrect, when in fact they had nothing to do with my post at all.

I explicitly asked you to explain how anything you said even remotely refuted my point that she is canonically a part of the clan, and you completely ignored what I asked here, further signifying the complete lack of relevance to everything you had initially stated.

So unless you’re actually gonna tell me how anything you’ve said so far proves that Sakura is not a part of the clan, or try to refute what I said without shoving words like “new” down character’s throats, or actually changing what you yourself said to make your points seem like they’re actually plausible, then I suggest you stop now, unless you want the dissection to continue.