You promised!
Summary: Reuniting with someone from the past. It doesn't go as planned.
Pairing: Logan x G!N Reader (platonic) x Deadpool x G!N Reader (Platonic)
Warning: Smoking, language, death, death threats, Angst
maybe some bad grammar and wrong punctuation.
(sorry if Deadpool isn't funny enough)
That night still haunts you, the screams echo in your ears, and the pile of your friends' dead bodies that you had to dig your way out of still makes your skin crawl. Fortunately, your ability to summon/ commune with the dead also gave you the power of immortality.
You did everything you could to help but you were just a kid…your heart racing trying to find the one person who you thought could protect you…your kitten. Of course, he would rather be at a stupid bar than wear the stupid yellow spandex. When he came stumbling back where he found you covered in ash crying. Sadness turned into spite, how could he leave you? He promised to keep you safe!
You couldn’t stand the sight of him…so you ran. That was the last time you saw Logan..or so you thought.
You tried to use your powers to conjure your friend's spirits but you couldn’t.
Years passed, and you lived a normal life. Until some weirdo with outdated references wearing a red spandex suit was in your apartment building lobby. He cut you off at the stairs spreading both his arms out so you couldn’t walk around him “Well hello pookie” The weirdo welcomed you as you glared at him “Do I know you?” You muttered, reaching into your messenger bag to grab something that could be used as a weapon. You were in no mood for what this ass has to say. The weirdo stood more relaxed “I’m Deadpool aka Marvel Jesus” the Spandex introduced, you raised an eyebrow “What? Marvel Jesus? What the fuck?” you wondered making Deadpool gasp at you “Oh just spit in my face! Did my peanut teach you that?! You’re too young to be speaking like a drunken sailor” Deadpool declared, clenching his nonexistent pearls. You wondered why he acted like you knew his peanut? If his friends were half as annoying as him then you doubt that you knew them.
Deadpool booped your nose making you swat his hand “My, my aren’t you a violent child” Deadpool teased, if he kept doing this Applebee's comedy night routine you were gonna need a joint. You dug through your bag, grabbed a joint from the container you kept, and lit the one in your hand. “I need your help saving the multiverse from this asshole named Paradox which is the stupidest name ever!” Deadpool announced, and you raised an eyebrow “The multiverse?” You repeated in disbelief that what this man was saying was true. You blew a cloud of smoke into Deadpool’s masked face, “as much as I would like to inhale secondhand smoke” the comedic took the joint out of your hand “I’m gonna need you to be sharp” Deadpool explained pressing the lit part of the joint on the no smoking sign. You crossed your arms “to save the multiverse?” You laughed, at this point you were expecting that you were on a prank channel.
Deadpool's whole demeanor changed “The point cupcake, is that everyone I care about will die if we don’t stop that asshole Paradox.” Deadpool was serious, there was no funny tone in it. You released a heavy sigh, ever since the fire you were done with all that heroic shit “Why me?” You wondered, he could have picked an actual crime fighter “Why you?! You’re Y/N! You were a part of Baldilock's merry band” Deadpool reminded you. The memories of when you were an X-men in training that you tried so hard to forget came rushing back, you tilt your head your eyes threw daggers at the dickhead in front of you who the fuck did he think he was making a joke about your friends.
You scoffed “it’s Deadpool, right?” You asked clenching your fists, the jackass got all giddy “Oh my god! Y/N remembers my name!” The mercenary exclaimed as if he was meeting Hugh Jackman. You grabbed him by his chest and pulled him towards you till you were inches apart “Get out of my way or I’m going to ram your head through a damn wall” you threatened beneath your breath.
Deadpool didn’t look intimidated, he looked over his shoulder “I can see why you like her, Peanut!” Deadpool yelled as if that was a queue. You heard footsteps coming down the stairs, you released the mercenary from your grip “You can thank Marvel H. Christ later” Deadpool patted you on the back before standing in front of the door that leads into the streets. Your heart sank into your stomach, Did this guy want you so badly that he brought someone with him to rough you up?!
The backup descended the stairs, and when his face came into view you froze, Your eyes glossed no, not him…anyone but him. You hoped this was just a nightmare, you kept pinching yourself hoping you would wake up in your apartment…but nothing happened, he was here.
Logan gave you a warm smile “Hi, bub” he took a small step towards you, but you took a step back “Don’t!...don’t call me that!” your voice muttered, why would he think that it would be okay for him to call you that?! “Bu-kid, we need your help” Logan begged in a hushed tone like you were going to agree because the alcoholic asked nicely. You started to laugh “You…think…I’ll go…anywhere… with you?” You asked in between, you had to hold your stomach because you were laughing so hard. Deadpool took a step towards you two “Hi, sorry to interrupt but I’m kinda on a time crunch so can we-“ “Shut the fuck up!” You and Logan yelled in unison, Deadpool stepped back.
You looked back at Logan ”Y/N I’m so sorry” Logan apologized, you glared at him “That’s it?! That’s all you can say?! You went to get fucked up instead of being there…and all you can say is your sorry?!” You scoffed; it was like putting a band-aid over a bullet wound. It does nothing. You felt all the old feelings you tried to suppress seep through “I know and I’ll hate myself for that for my entire life” Logan admitted, you shook your head pinching the bridge of your nose to contain your emotions, trying not to cause a scene that would get the neighbors attention, “I can’t do this” you mumbled re-adjusting your messenger bag on your shoulder.
Your eyes glossed as you tried to make it to the stairs but Logan blocked your path “Logan, please just step to the side. I don’t want to do this” Your voice cracked
“I can’t do that, Y/N”
“Just please move”
“I can’t kid”
“Please move Logan”
“Bub, Please!”
“GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY!”
Tears started to run down your cheeks your fist pounded against Logan's chest “Move” you weakly repeated, he didn’t budge or fight back. You felt as powerless as you did the night of the fire. You felt like you were one big joke to the universe.
Logan tried to wrap his arms around you but you pushed yourself away from him, “Y/N” Logan called, you didn’t let him say more of his half-ass apology “Why weren’t you there?” you wondered crossing your arms over your chest, you remembered that he went to the bar but you wanted him to admit it. The man in front of you never answered, your eyes glossed “Why weren’t you there?! I needed you and you weren’t fucking there! You promised me that you would protect me! I trusted you! I looked up to you! You were my hero!” You admitted wrapping your arms around yourself as tears ran down your cheeks once again. Logan looked like he was on the verge of tears himself “I’m sorry, I’m here now” Logan promised, You shook your head “I don’t need you now! I needed you back then! Where were you…when I needed you?” You stated you noticed some people were opening their doors.
Your eyes met Logan “I hate you” you sniffled, and Logan's lip quivered “I wish you would kill yourself, you would be doing me and everyone else in this world a fucking favor” Your tone was emotionless, Logan was taken back even Deadpool was speechless. You were emotionally drained, this time you successfully pushed past Logan and ran upstairs to your apartment.
You slammed the door Bang! You threw your bag on the ground and jumped into your bed shoving your face into your pillow to muffle your cries. You hate him. You hated that you trusted him. You wished you never met him.
Back in the Lobby
Logan kept staring at the stairs silently hoping that you were going to come back down, hoping that you had a change of heart and the two of you could start over, a single tear escaped down his cheek.
Wade stepped towards the Wolverine, “Why didn’t you tell her that those sons of bitches could fix your shit?” the mercenary wondered, Logan wiped away his tear before looking at that red fucker “They’ve been through so much…I didn’t want to get their hopes up. It’s not like they would believe me anyway” Logan admitted Wade placed his hand over his heart “Aw look whose heart grew three sizes” Wade mocked, making the Wolverine glare at him. Wade internally panicked, he needed Logan since he was an anchor beam and it’s not like this Logan could start fresh with the Y/N from his universe since they're dead. Meaning that Wade had to come up with something and fast.
Wade groaned making Wolverine snap his head toward him “This is the worst episode of Dr.Phil ever!” Wade whined. Wade grabbed Logan “You stay here and I’ll go talk to your precious Y/N who left like they were about to cut their hair, okay Peanut” Wade explained, surprisingly Logan agreed. Wade skipped towards the stairs. Wade saw some neighbors snooping “Yes children it’s Moi. Nothing to see here” Wade assured, he was about to introduce the peepers to Baby Knife but the peeping toms got the hint and closed their doors.
As Wade reached Y/N’s apartment he tried to figure out how to persuade them to join him and his Peanut. He needs them to say yes so he can save his family.
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the hilarious thing about the most memorable thing from mclaren this season being papaya rules is that is so mockable! the second oldest team on the grid actually used the words 'papaya rules' in a team radio broadcast to the world. absolutely no self-awareness and their trying to appeal to the fans via fanservice(?) doesn't make them serious contenders for anything. bruce mclaren is rolling in the grave and enzo is somewhere out there laughing so fucking much, i tell you (the british bias bit is also super funny to me bc the mclaren owner isn't some bahraini prince or something?) i'd respect them a bit more if they actually had some balls and were unapologetic about who they are. Ferrari would never.
Ferrari also doesn't need to because people actually are inspired by the team and say incredible things about it all the time. So we have no shortage of iconic quotes to pull from.
There's a reason they don't have anything iconic said about their team. It's pretty obvious why.
Like they want to be that bitch so badly. But that's always been Ferrari.
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— close to you
warnings: none
pairing: billie eilish x fem!reader
a/n: this is my first fic and is super self indulgent so sorry if it's shit 😚 only using sabrina as a fc bc it's easiest for social media but her appearance won't be referenced so imagine y/n however u'd like ☺️ also the user stillcantfindtheavacados is billie's finsta!! lmk if u guys want a pt 2 💞
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yourusername what a way to finish out this tour... london u were a dream 💞 thank u for all the memories we've made together on this tour, i love u all sosososo much!!! emails i can't send tour forever 💌💋
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user1 INSANEEEE
user2 ur tour fits are always stunning omg
taylorswift pop princess ☺️🫶🏻
yourusername SHUT UP WHAT TAYLOR I LOVE U SM THANK U 😭😭😭😭😭💓💓💓💓💓
stillcantfindtheavacados prettiest girl ever what the fuck
gracieabrams it was the best getting to see u in london ❤️🩹❤️🩹
yourusername i love u sm ☹️☹️ so glad u could make it 💘
finneas is this who you're always talking about?? @/billieeilish
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finneas such an incredible tour!!
user3 HELP AM I HALLUCINATING OR DID FINNEAS ACTUALLY JUST COMMENT AND TAG BILLIE???? 😭😭
user4 NO I SAW IT TOO ‼️‼️ AND NOT HIM TRYNA ACT LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED BY COMMENTING AGAIN NORMALLY 😭😭😭
user5 PLS TELL ME SOMEONE TOOK A SS
user6 CHECK THE BILLIE UPDATE ACCOUNTS IT'S THERE
finny ‼️ - finneas
bils 🤓 - billie
bils 🤓 FINNEAS O'CONNEL WHAT RHE ACRUAL FUCK
I'M GOIGN TO KILL U
UR SUCH AN IDOIT OH MY GODDDD
WHY DID U COMMENT UNDER HER POST?????? AND TAG ME??????
this is so embarrassing i hate u
finny ‼️ BILS I'M SORRY I SWEAR IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
I FORGOT I WAS ON MY MAIN AND NOT MY SPAM
it's fine though i deleted the comment!!
bils 🤓 YEAH BUT PPL TOOK A SS AND NOW IT'S EVERYWHERE U DUMBASS
finny ‼️ oh
bils 🤓 she probably thinks i'm such a weirdo ughhh
this is all ur fault
finny ‼️ I SAID I WAS SORRY
bils 🤓 WELL UR NOT FORGIVEN
finny ‼️ 😐
at least now u have an opportunity to dm her 😁
bils 🤓 shut up
liv 😚 - olivia rodrigo
y/n 😋 - y/n
y/n 😋 OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GODDDD
LIV I'M ACTUAKLY HAVIGN A HEART ATTACK WHERE ARE U
FINNEAS COMMENTED ON MY INSTA POSR
BILLIE EILISH TALKS ABOUT ME
ALWAYS
I'M GONNA PASS OUT
LIV WHERE ARE YOU I'M GOINF INSANE
liv 😚 I'M HERE I'M HERE
I KNOWWW MY JAW DROPPED WHEN I SAW THE COMMENT
help him deleting the first comment and commenting again is so funny 😭
y/n 😋 FR
LIKE THEY'VE BOTG LIKED MY POSTS BEFIRE BUT RHIS IS SOOOO DIFFERENT
LIKE BILLIE TSLKS ABOUT ME
A LOT APPARENTLY
LIKE???????????????
liv 😚 u guys are so alike ur both obsessed with each other!
match made in heaven fr 😍
y/n 😋 ...olivia rodrigo pls be serious for a second bc rhis is CRAZY
like BILLIE EILISH knows who i am
oh fuck wait
what if she knows i'm obsessed with her???????
do u think she knows??? is it obvious???
it is isn't it 😭😭😭😭 she def knows doesn't she
SHITSHITSHIT SHE KNOWSSS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
i'm gonna die omg
liv 😚 Y/N STOP
BREATHE
it's not obvious don't worry she doesn't know so u can relax and stop stressing
y/n 😋 okay ur right sorry i panicked and went a bit insane for a sec
liv 😚 a bit?
y/n 😋 ...okay a lot 😣
liv 😚 yeah ❤️
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