#also who voices his dad cause hello 👀

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[nadinefromwhere]

meeting the parents... BUT MAKE IT FILIPINO 💥💥💥

summary: it wouldn't be a challenge to meet your parents right?

i have cooked another fic for da week might do raf next 🥰🥰 I HAVE STARVED THE VOICES IN MY HEAD SO I DID THIS

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Zayne - Zayne or lovely doctor making sure to learn filipino or some words of it during his free time 💅🏻💅🏻 - AHEM EXCUSE ME AS SOON AS YOUR PARENTS SAW HIM THEY KNEW HE WAS THE ONE - “Anak ang gwapo ng boyfriend mo” - si mama - And since he’s a doctor they’ll gladly accept him as there son in law immediately ☝🏻 - LIKE HELLO I DON'T THINK THEY WOULD DENY THE FACT THAT THERE DAUGHTERS BOYFRIEND IS ATTRACTIVE AND A DOCTOR TOO??? - I have a feeling when your uncle or any family member that has health questions or anything related to that they straight up ask Zayne about it - AND HUGE HEADCANON I HAVE A FEELING THAT mom in question would be like “look oh my anak dates a doctor 🥰” every chance she gets 💥💥💥 - And then when its dad he probably would play some board games or watch tv with Zayne 😃 Rafayel - Considering the fact that this man over here knows lots of languages i bet he knows how to speak filipino and is fluent  - I have a feeling mom would love him but dad? Maybe suspish at first but eventually over time trusts him - I also have a feeling during the first meeting when rafa and dad were along he’d be like “wag mo saktan ang anak ko lagot ka sakin ha 😡”  - So of course Rafayel he made sure that he’ll earn papas trust 💅🏻💅🏻 - Falling asleep out of nowhere while watching? He’d make sure to put a blanket on you and close the tv  - I think some gestures after that UR DAD FINALLY ACCEPTS HIM AS HIS SON IN LAW 🗣️🗣️🗣️ Xavier - This guy over here, he’d be making sure to learn filipino as much as he can so he can impress your parents even if it's just a few phrases 😭😭(my babyyyyy) - If he like meets your parents, he’s kinda shy at first cuz uhm he technically doesn't know how to speak in filipino- - I think rest assured parents will be able to speak english…..right? - Dead ass have a feeling he’d eventually fit right in  - MAMA BE TREATING HIM LIKE HER OWN SON - Xavier shall not come home starved but shall come home bloated and full 💅🏻 - “Nak kumain ka pa ang konti mo lang kinain” and then starts putting large amounts of food in the plate - AND THEN OH BOY HE WOULD COME HOME WITH CONTAINERS FULL OF FOOD but baby it lasts for a good month already 🥺☝🏻 Sylus - Of course same as Zayne and Xav he will learn some filipino before meeting your parents - They be like “🤨anak sino yan” - But don't worry Sylus had a plan all along if things go downhill 🫡 - Cause who on earth would just casually say “IM THE LEADER OF ONYCHINUS AND I'M GONNA MARRY YOUR DAUGHTER 🦅🦅🦅🦅” yeah no Sylus won't do that at all  - And mah goodness parents be acting suspish still giving the 🤨 to him 😭 - “I'm a businessman 😇”well i mean it wouldn't be bad if there daughter married a businessman right? - In the end all goes well and could happily say that Sylus earned their trust - But papa be watching  on him 👀

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@axerrri

[starsomens]

Star hello! Im so sorry about the test love :( there will always be the next one!

how about one where Noah and Y/N have a big argument and hurtful words are tossed, etc. so reader leaves and as reader leaves the house she goes

"Oh and just so you know what I was annoying you about" and she tosses him a test "im pregnant!" and slams the door

now you go 👀

OOOOO I have not done ANY angst here! Here we go!

warnings: language, arguing,

"you can't keep doing this shit Y/N!" he begins to raise his voice

"Oh my god Noah grow the fuck up! It was goddamn mistake" you said as you slump into one of the kitchen chairs

"It's not a fucking mistake when you do the same shit over and over." he his hand comes down on to the counter "it's so fucking annoying and you wonder why I stay at the studio all fucking day"

"I don't know maybe with some other girls you meet or something" you fire back, not really meaning it but wanting to fire back just as hard

"right, right. Because you're annoying ass has to know what and who I'm with constantly" he turned his back and walked away from you " 'Cause if that's how you feel why the fuck are we even together?" he didn't mean that either, he just wanted to get back at your comment

"Fine." you push yourself out of the chair and head upstairs. Noah following you behind just a few steps away "Y/N what are you do?"

You didn't answer and just started stuffing a backpack you had with your essentials. You grab your charger and push past him and head down the stairs

"Don't just ignore me Y/N, come on" he said trying to reach for your arm. Maybe he was a bit too harsh with his words. He didn't mean any of what he said. You grab your keys and open the door

"I'm going to Y/B/N's, I don't know how long I'll be there but if you really think we shouldn't be together here's your chance to confirm that" you said opening the door.

"Y/N, baby wait I didn't-"

"Oh and if you're wondering what I was so annoying about today," you throw a plastic bag at him, it hits his chest and he catches it before it hits the ground. "I'm pregnant." you slam the door out of frustration. He stood there frozen for way too long just staring at the test in his hand before his legs finally move to go after you.

"Y/N! Wait! Come on let's talk about this!" but he was too late you started the car and backed up out of the drive way and drove down the road "Fuck! Why did I say that?!" he goes back inside and the house is quiet without you there. He takes out one of the tests and just looks at it. He falls on to the couch and really lets it set in

"...I'm gonna be a dad..." he slight chuckle escapes his lips "She's...we're gonna be parents." he pulls out his phone and calls Nick.

"yeah?"

"..Nick I fucked up." Noah confesses with a bite to his bottom lip "Could you meet me here when you can?"

"I'll be there in 10"

Make sure about his door no explains what was happening and the newfound news and Nick, being his best friend gave it to him straight

“ yeah, you fucked up”

“ yeah I’m already aware of that. How am I gonna fix that ? she’s pissed off at me.” Nick flicks his forehead and looks at him dead in the eye

” All I’m going to say is you got yourself into this mess. She’s pregnant and the last thing either of you need is for her to be stressed right now. Do you know where her friend lives?”

“ yeah, I’ve picked her up there a couple of times”

“ come on we got a few stops to make before we go and get her” Nick said, grabbing his car keys motioning to the door with his head. It was safe to say Noah had taken some time picking the right things and reciting the right things in his head.

Which was why your best friend had to answer an anxious door bell at around 1:20 am.

“Haven’t you done enough damage?” You friend asked crossing her arms at him, she may like him but whenever he fucks up with you, he also fucks up with her.

“Look i know. I was wrong I just…..I need to talk to her. Please” he really didn’t want to argue and wanted to see you and talk to you. She lets out a huff and calls for you to come over. You come into view with your arms crossed and no emotion on your face. There stood your boyfriend with a large bouquet of flowers, and a stuffed animal in his other hand. with a bag hanging from his hand full of treats he knows you love. You step aside, signaling for him to come. inside. You close the door and your. friend leads into her room to give you both privacy. Noah's sets down the bag on the coffee table and looks at you with his pleading eyes

"I'm...sorry baby." he starts " I didn't mean anything I said. You never annoy me, ever. You're the one person that's constantly checking on me, even when you tell me to take a break I'll still sit there for hours You are never knowing And you know I'm always open to you and you can ask me any question you'd like. There is no one else for me except for you and. now....them." He said as his eyes dart down to your stomach and back up to your eyes.

"Noah.... Maybe you're right. maybe I was being a little too pushy, and I should trust you more knowing that you wouldn't do something like that to me. I was just a little nervous to tell you the news And I didn't know how you'd react hearing it..." you sniff looking away from him

"Oh baby no...don't apologize" he said setting the rest of the stuff down and bringing you into his hold "This was all my fault. I shouldn't have snapped like that you don't deserve that...neither of you" he tested the waters and pulls back to look down at your none existent bump. His thumb grazing over your hips

"Look if you still need time to calm down or just need the space I can come back-" you shake your head and take his hands in yours

"...Lets go home" you gave his hands a squeeze. He grabs your bags and any extra items and didn't let you carry anything even if you offered. Once you were at the car he accommodated your items. He turns to you. He looked like he wanted to say something but opted for just a simple hug and kiss to your lips

"I'm sorry princess. Let's get you both home" he smiles softly and opens the door for you. He gets into the drivers seat and takes you home where you belonged. With him.

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[khaleesiofalicante]

Okay, okay, I read the new chapter. There's a lot to unpack here and I in now way have a clear headspace at the moment but. . .

First off, I am currently feeling bad and seeing the update was as if I injected some get well medicine into myself, and reading the chapter was the medicine taking effect.

Second of all, Selena is precious.

Reading about Selena developing early and dealing with it all, was something that made me so validated. I developed early, even earlier than my older sister had. I remember how people started looking at me differently but not at my friends who were the same age but hadn't developed yet. I was still a twelve year old but looked at by some as a grown woman. I remember being told "You're a woman now." and thinking but I'm not an adult? I was treated differently by the other parents, I couldn't do certain things anymore, I was told to buy longer shorts because I was going to get myself pregnant (I was 13, 14 then). I had grown men looking at me in ways I wished they'd stop because it made me uncomfortable. reading about Selena and how it's been different for her, and having been hit on even though she was far to young, made me feel seen in many ways. And brought attention to a real problem we deal with, sexualizing girls who are still kids just because their bodies look like a woman's doesn't mean they are, and the over-sexualizing of woman's bodies in general.

Lexi is adorable I can't-

David getting them the puppy was so precious, he loves them so much.

The Herondale-Fairchild family missing David is a mood but is also so cute, they all love him so much 🥺

Selena's crush on Magnus is adorable and funny (seeing Alec a little salty about it is even funnier, love him).

The moment I read Zara's name I was like "Angel give me the strength."

Something we don't actually acknowledge is how the Nephilim went from calling Clary a freak and Jace a freak who had Valentine teach him things to "oh, they're our saviors. oh, they powers are amazing." Like it totally ignores the hurt they probably caused. And let's face it, they don't acknowledge Clary and everything she did enough.

I feel like Lexi and Max are gonna be throwing some hands for their siblings in the future, but I loved how it was Selena who punched, give me a minute. . . Raphael. Can we talk about he doesn't deserve that name?

“I AM SO SORRY I TOLD YOU I DON’T WANT YOU, LITTLE FRIEND. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. I WILL PROTECT YOU WITH MY TWENTY TOY SWORDS!”

This part had me like "same, girl. same."

Lexi loving swords is amazing.

“Hello,” she said gently. “I’m Selena.”

Daddy took hold of a tiny paw and waved at her, micking the voice of…well, something she guessed. “Hello, Selena. I’m Dorian Gray.”

Lexi started screaming again.

“I LOVE YOU DORIAN GRAY. YOU ARE THE ONLY MAN I WILL LOVE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.”

“Hey!” Daddy said. “I’m right here.”

I laughed but went "Poor Jace." Also, Jace is such a dad. Like we knew, but he is such a dad, you know?

Killing off Jocelyn? I see what you did there 👀

“Just because he looks like a movie star, it doesn’t mean everything should be handed to him,” Anjali answered, rolling her eys. “Entitled piece of shit.”

Me at this part:

“Dang, girl. No practice swords for you, huh. You just straight up went for the mortal sword. I like your style.”

“Uncle Kit!” Selena yelled and ran towards him.

She knew daddy had called on her uncles for security – “just to be safe” he had said. Her uncles were two of the most powerful shadowhunters in the Clave. So, she was glad they were here to protect the institute.

“Uncle Ash!” Selena screamed and launched herself at him. “You came!”

“I had to drag him here,” Uncle Kit pointed out and Uncle Ash rolled his eyes.

“Happy birthday, my angel,” he told her, and Selena blushed. “I got you something from faerie.”

Uncle Ash spent half his time in the faerie court, because he was a faerie prince or something. So, Selena didn’t get to see him much.

Uncle Kit only visited once in a while too since he ran the London institute with his boyfriend. But apparently, Uncle Kit was a faerie prince too.

Selena wasn’t too clear on the details. There were too many princes these days.

Uncle Ash took out a beautiful red flower from his jacket and gave it to her. “It only blooms once in every century.”

“Oh,” Selena said and took the flower carefully. “It’s beautiful. I will take good care of it.”

“It’s actually from both of us,” Uncle Kit cleared his throat.

“Is it now?” Uncle Ash raised an eyebrow.

“Yes. Thy flowers are my flowers, you dick!” Uncle Kit pointed out.

Uncle Ash gasped and covered Selena’s ears.

The two of them were parabatai – like Daddy and Uncle Alec.

Her mother had told Selena that Uncle Ash and Uncle Kit had to become parabatai to save the shadow world. It was their combined power that had defeated the Seelie Queen and the rebellion led by some man called Anus or something.

THE WAY I SCREAMED AT THIS PART! Kit and Ash being uncles and parabatai? This is the best thing ever.

Also the whole interaction with them and Lexi was priceless, priceless I tell you.

Selena and Izzy interaction was so precious, I love them.

Simon wanting to keep Georgia near the cohort is so understandable.

She knew he was her uncle. But Alec Lightwood let no one forget that he was the Consul. He didn’t have to tell anyone or remind them like most people in power did.

Everyone just knew him. They knew of his name. They knew of his power.

Selena noticed her father was looking very emotional. She couldn’t blame him.

“My liege,” Daddy bowed deeply.

“Cut it out,” the Consul smacked him. “What’s the status?”

This entire scene was amazing, but this had to be one of my favorite parts. Also, Jace and Alec brotp 🥺 but Jace is such a hoe for Alec Lmao.

Rafe is a badass, you can't change my mind.

Max is such a handful, but we love him so much.

Max missing David is adorable.

“Don’t worry, little nephilim. Uncle Magnus is here.”

Ah, yes. Our lord and savior Magnus Bane.

“It’s not babysitting when you do it!” Daddy said incredulously. “You’re their mother. It’s called parenting.”

Dad Jace spilling the tea that so many parents are not ready for 😎

Her father held Selena’s hand in his. “You better raise your son to respect women, Zara – Because I’m raising my daughters to break noses.”

I Stan Dad Jace with my entire heart.

But her parents and their friends had always been a little weird.

Selena supposed they were all freaks. She wouldn’t trade them for anything else.

Selena is all us TMI gang stans.

Michael and Selena, huh?

“The next time someone points fingers at you because you are a woman, go ahead and break them.”

Selena pulled back and giggled. “That’s bad advice.”

“That’s true,” her mother shrugged. “Don’t tell Daddy I said that.”

I loved this entire interaction between Mom Clary and Selena, but this was a favorite part. I kinda feel like Jace wouldn't care if his daughters broke people for that tho 😂🤭

But he had given her a purpose. He had given all of them a purpose.

Rafe was going to be their leader. He would be Selena’s Consul. She knew it.

Gigi was going to be just like Aunt Izzy. An amazing inventor. A chaos to be reckoned with.

Lexi was going to be the best fighter in the whole world. She would fly above everyone and everything.

And David and Max…Well, they seemed very happy with each other. Selena supposed that was enough. Like Uncle Alec and Magnus. To find something you can be happy with no matter what. Because sometimes there was no greater purpose than love.

And Selena….She knew exactly what she was going to do.

She was going to lead all of them back to Idris.

IS THIS FORE SHADOWING!!!!????

p.s. I copied a lot of these because I loved them so much. I loved this chapter a lot. I can't wait for the next one.

I love this, Bec! Thank you so much. Your thoughts are always so funny and valuable at the same time! I love it!

Also what you said about the oversexualization of women - especially young girls - is so important and so relevant. We even see a hint of it with Dru in TDA. Women are not safe anywhere I guess, not even in the shadow world.

But the lbaf gang will be okay. They have the world's best parents to protect them!