#also why r they all fucking libras and geminis whats up with that

[highoncatfood]

Rainstuck part 2.

(more notes under the cut ^_^)

maid of doom yakou is probs my 2nd fav classpect out of all the characters ive done (right after knight of void makoto)

an additional note for yomi: to add more to the 'ghosting heart' part im thinking sth like brainwashing/manipulation of thought to erase rational thinking and instead leave strong emotion/emotional attachment?? in their place would be fitting when it comes to his relationship with martina. though it would probably make more sense if he was a witch of mind but as mentioned before i was considering making him one soooooo

pt 1 here

[rendezvouz-fling]

Astro Observations #20

• Is it just me or do most saturnian moons (Aqua/Cap) tend to grow up with single mothers who only care about making money and having multiple boyfriends? Lmao.

• I feel bad for Gemini risings with Aries mercuries because they’re so genuine and they might be very chatty but it’s their biggest love language.🤎 I think this might also apply to just about every other Gemini rising too!

• I feel bad for Aries moons with Libra mercuries/risings because yes they can be a little hot headed but they won’t be flat out bold and they might beat around the bush a lot! On the other hand though when they’re really arguing with somebody they might switch to intellect and surprisingly demolish that person.✋🏽

• People with mercury at a Fire degree (1, 5, 9, 13, 17, 21, 23, 29) love to exaggerate things! Calling myself out too, chile!😩😂

• Virgo suns with Leo mars can be very sweet and caring but also very scorning, abrasive and wants themselves/their partner & kids to look/dress their best almost all the time! Pretty much the always picture-ready type moms.

• You better believe that even if a Sagittarius moon won’t say it they might feel hurt and start detaching until they’re completely gone out of your life and you’re left wondering what went wrong.

• Tbh idk why but Libra mercuries also be out here saying mean, out-of-pocket stuff just not normally in people’s faces so maybe that’s why their friends might not take them seriously.

• Whereas Aries mercuries probably have a reputation of arrogance and downright disrespectfulness but they can also be very nice especially if you’re close with them. You’ll notice they just like to cuss for fun lol.

• Scorpio mercuries need to stop being on interrogation mode!😭

• Gemini mercuries be telling some of the funniest stories and their facial expressions/hand gestures make it even more funnier than it has to be.😭🤣

• Dear Cancer mercuries, you guys are so thoughtful and caring Ilysm!

• Capricorn mercuries, you’re not boring and I love how also detail oriented you are!

• Can I just say Cap mercuries so be out here clowning too! 😂 I have a close friend who’s a Cap sun & mercury and she says funny things often, she just has a very articulate way of speaking but besides that she’s hilarious!🤣

• I recently noticed people with Air/Earth placements tend to have speech impediments and other stuff. E.g. my little sister is a Virgo sun/moon & Libra stellium and she can’t pronounce the letter ‘R’. I have a Gemini rising at 23 degree, Capricorn mars & other air placements and I used to have a speech impediment and developed selective muting. 💀

• Having Air/Fire placements can be such a challenge! 😭 My Aries mercury just be saying anything along with the super chatty Gemini rising but then later my Aquarius moon has a pep talk moment and makes me say “Why the fuck did I say that? Now they’re going to think I’m—” 😂😂😂

• People with harsh aspects between the sun and pluto might be known as open books but they might become self-conscious about it and have the urge to remain a mystery yet they can’t help but overshare!😭

• They might also think about it often! Like it might haunt them.💀

• Gemini venuses are soo fun!! I’d literally take these people with me if I was to go on a road trip because they’d keep me entertained and we could just goof around & talk about anything lol.

• You might also find yourself attracting/being attracted to people who’s venus sign is your rising sign!

• Pisces venus, for the sake of your own life please stop staying in toxic relationships because you fear being abandoned and think it isn’t worth it because you’ve been with this person so long—LEAVE. ✋🏽

• Cancer venus, you know I love you but sometimes you gotta stop trying to control people. 😭

• Scorpio venus, with you I feel like we’re always on the same page and see eye to eye in most things/interests.

• Capricorn venus you are literally one of the most giving venus signs! I literally love you!!<3

• Sagittarius mars men having a thing for smacking their girlfriend’s butt.🤣

• Leo mars want only the best of the best especially if there’s Taurus in the mix!

• While Libra risings might develop people pleasing tendencies, Gemini risings tend to develop social anxiety.

• I’ve seen so many Gemini suns always point out that they either have or think they have a mental illness. Especially ADHD.😨😰

• Yes Earth suns are normally very chill and grounded. But add some Air and especially Fire in the mix and they’ll be the most erratic, short tempered people you’ve seen!🙃

• Fire mercuries/mercuries at Fire degrees, how does it feel to get shouted at your whole life then gas-lighted and blamed when you turn out to be a sharp-tongue individual?

• Gemini moons and their many 1-3 Am shows in their rooms.😭 Same for Aqua and Libra moons but Gemini moons do it more often lol.

• If somebody is very generous, bold, funny, and gets pissed off/defensive very quickly then they’re an Aries dom.❤️‍🔥

• Taurus moon, why are you so stubborn?

• The best thing to hear is “Okay fine.” From an Aquarius/Taurus moon when you’ve finally got them to change their opinion that they stubbornly wouldn’t let go of lol.

• 9H moons tend to be very attached to their ideas/opinions/beliefs. I can testify😂

• I’ve noticed some 2H moons tend to stress eat?

• 7H moons looove music and fashion!💗

• 9H Aquarius moons are normally cultured people.

• Fire moons are the loyalest friends hands down. I said what I said.✋🏽❤️

• Scorpios suns with Sagittarius moons/mercuries somehow be coming up with the funniest life-stories??😭🤣

• I’ve noticed Sagittarius mercuries tend to be awesome yet underrated songwriters! E.g. Nikki Sixx of Mötley Crüe who wrote most of their songs😩🖤

• Say what you will but some Leo risings literally exude not only a very charming but bright aura! David Lee Roth is literally your typical Leo Rising!🦁🌞

[moon-kissed-witch]

Songs from my playlist of everything I've ever listened to for the signs and why I picked it for you, because it amuses me and no one ever looks up songs anyways

(If you're gonna be mad maybe pour yourself a glass of chocolate milk and call up your friend for a little chit chat. Maybe don't come into my inbox about it)

Aries: why are you here - Machine Gun Kelly

Oh I'm just so messy, huh? My life is so fucked up? Yeah, yeah, I know it's so amusing to be a part of, so hilarious, but maybe pay a little less attention to kettle, pot.

Taurus: Karma - MOD SUN

I know only two people with a taurus sun, one of which I adore and the other of which I fucking hate. So you're either a jam to be around like this song or a fucking bitch like the person I'm assuming this song is about

Gemini: I Don't Care - Icona Pop feat. Charlie XCX

I know you're having a lot of fun right now but you are absolutely going to care when you discover that consequences don't only exist in theory. Also being in the club or at a party is not an excuse to take your shoes off and no matter where you are it's about time you learned that. I don't care if you wore heels or if breaking in these new Nikes is giving you blisters. Keep your shoes on.

Cancer: Me - the 1975

I can see you're feeling some real intense emotions. When I saw this song performed live I was close enough to see, while still a safe distance from the stage and the people immediately surrounding it. That's also how I'd like to witness your behavior.

Leo: queen of broken hearts - blackbear

It's very, very cool that you feel bad about hurting someone because you impulsively lashed out at them. No, that does not negate that you did it in the first place, honey. Maybe try saying you're sorry and talking about it instead.

Virgo: i'm glad that you found someone - sad alex, Charlie Curtis-Beard, gnash

I'll continue to admire your dedication to being a martyr while also continuing to not do that. You're super bitter about it but your dedication to looking like the bigger person is just astounding.

Libra: Circus - Britney Spears

You're the "Come on, I wanna hear you sing with me" ass bitch who only actually wants the crowd to sing for one round of the chorus before bringing full attention back to yourself by amping up the drama on stage.

Scorpio: Not Good Enough for Truth in Cliche' - Escape the Fate

It's really cool how your thought process is so disturbing and yet thought provoking, mate, but it's still your turn to pick the winning card in this round of Cards Against Humanity. Maybe it'd be more shocking to not reveal your entire genius thought process, yeah?

Sagittarius: When I R. I. P. - Labrinth

This isn't a Tumblr aesthetic or a dramatic coming of age teen comedy, so there's no wild road trips with friends or wacky comedic relief in your suffering. Hey sweetie, you know what would be a real adventure? Going to bed on time. We definitely haven't done that yet.

Capricorn: Daddy Issues - The Neighborhood

You thought I was going to give you a song about being a money hungry bad bitch, huh? Nae nae, my love. We're going to talk about how you avoid your problems by looking for them in other people instead.

Aquarius: all the kids are depressed - Jeremy Zucker

That's such a deep, thoughtful analysis on a situation we've all already observed. Good job. Okay, moving on now...

Pisces: Baby You're a Haunted House - Gerard Way

Babe I know that very toxic situation has potential that we have yet to uncover but I still don't think it's a good idea.

[kakitysax]

@tatiebop thanks for the tag! It didn’t work lmao but I saw my name in there! These are all probably going to be really long, too, so...sorry in advance.

(Actually it ended up being so long that I’m just gonna put a cut right here)

Name/Nickname: Oh boy.

My real name is also my birth name, and I’m not about to share it. Not because I’m scared of y’all but because I do like having some level of mystery or privacy or whatever. 

I also have a lot of names that I like, but very few of them are actually in use. Also, just to be clear, Karkalicious is not one of them. That one is more like a pair of ironic sunglasses that I’ve become pretty fond of wearing. Still, I guess it’s about time I share some of the more utilitarian ones...

Kaz (Kazzy / Kazzyboi) is one that’s gotten the most use over the years. On the spectrum of serious to ironic names it’s closer to ironic, but that’s just because it belonged to a shitty character I made when I was twelve.

Calais (Cal / Callie) is one of my serious names, and has also gotten some use. I’m pretty fond of it.

Most of the other names are ones that I share with characters of mine. But my REAL name is always gonna be my birth name. I love it so much. Wish I’d realized sooner that you don’t need to change your name in order to be nonbinary.

Gender: Nonbinary. 

I do have a gender, but there isn’t really a word to describe it? It looks and smells vaguely feminine but is decidedly not female. I like She online, but They in real life, and I’m not averse to He.

Sign: Libra (I’ve always resonated a lot more with Gemini though. Not sure how I come across. Let me know!)

Height: 5′2 and 3/4ths

Birthday: October 21st

Favorite Bands: Look my taste in music is shit it’s just a grab-bag of singular songs that I stumbled across and liked. I do like U2 though.

Favorite Solo Artists: Lemon Demon, Toby Fox, Tensei (Fucking kill me.)

Song Stuck In My Head Right Now: Lifetime Achievement Award (Lemon Demon)

Last Movie: Wall-E (last Saturday’s Family Movie Night)

Last TV Show: Depends on how you classify it? The last show that I’ve watched that is like professionally produced is Pokemon: Indigo League, which I watch with R. The last episodic animated series I’ve consumed is the fanmade anime Touhou: Memories of Phantasm

When I Created This Blog: Last September

Last Thing I Googled: “Crying Emoji Meme” for This Post

Other Blogs: @karkles-does-things @yeet-your-smeet @the-grub-hub @yeet-your-feels

Do I Get Asks: I get them pretty much daily ever since Jay came back from the dead, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t like more! (sometimes I lie awake at night wondering who it was that asked if I would rather have $4000 a week or $10 million up front because I think they’re my favorite)

Following: 88

Why I Chose This URL: Story Time

Shortly before I made this blog, I had an encounter with my sister wherein I was forced to engage her while heavily dissociated. The back of my brain had to generate something completely mindless to say in order to give some semblance of humanity. Like one of those fucking “we showed a Robot 20 hours of X and then forced it to write it’s own X.”

What it churned out was “don’t you hate it when you just yeet your skeet?”

“What?” asked my sister, a valid question.

“You know, when your skeet’s been yeeted?” I responded.

It kind of stuck. 

Among the few who know about the incident, to have your skeet yeeted has come to mean having an out-of-body experience so intense that you are either deluded or no longer aware of the random bullshit that you are doing. It makes sense.

Average Hours Of Sleep: 7

Lucky Number: I don’t know if this is like an astrology thing, and I don’t care because my lucky number is 13 and nothing will change that

Instruments: I can bullshit my way around a clarinet, and know a little more about drums. The only thing I’ve been consistently learning to use is my voice. Apparently it’s a good one, but I’ve been feeling kind of insecure about it lately.

What I’m Wearing: My Void Hoodie. Always. Also sweatpants.

Dream Trip: Japan. But only after I learn enough Japanese to not fucking embarrass myself

Favorite Song: Bro why do people ask this? Let’s be real here, we all have an ever-shifting list of songs that slap and songs that we’ve listened to so much that we hate them now and songs that we liked when we were depressed and make us too sad now.

Top 3 Fictional Universes I’d Like To Live In: 

Uh it’s less that I want to live in a fictional universe and more that I want control over how I can interact with other people. I’d be fine with any universe provided I could fly and teleport and maybe turn invisible.

Fucking Shit this got really long.

I’m gonna tag @timefire25, and @maxisfunky because I’m pretty sure Tatie got everyone else. @thegayhellhound I’d love to hear from you too

[astrochiron]

the signs :: blond(e) // frank ocean

Aries- Solo (Reprise)

“After 20 years in, I'm so naïve I was under the impression

That everyone wrote they own verses

It's comin' back different and, yeah, that shit hurts me [...}

Was I working just way too hard?”

This is definitely a question any Aries has asked themselves before. They tend to work for work’s sake and often don't take the time to cherish in their accomplishments and, like Andre is referring to, they often don't pay attention to their peers when doing their own thing.

“So low that I am no rookie but feel like a kid

Lookin' at the other kids”

Aries, while independent and fiery, is still the first sign of the zodiac. The rookie, the novice, and kid can all be associated with his sign. Andre is equating himself to a beginner because he’s not certain if the music work works the way he thought it did when he first started.

Overall

The song represents the independence of Aries, even as simply as the name of the song being “Solo”. Andre’s personal offense to the way the rap game has changed exhibits an Aries’ stubbornness, not usually talked about; Aries aren't noted for their evolutions. The song also reflects on his hard work.

Taurus- Futura Free

“I'd say long as I could fuck three times a day

And not skip a meal, I'm good”

Must I explain? Why not: Tauruses love food, sex, and money; things that bring physical pleasure. Frank wants these daily and on a good schedule.

“I ain't on your schedule

I ain't on no schedule

I ain't had me a job since 2009

I ain't on no sales floor”

Taurus is known for doing things on their own time and with their own energy. Frank is asserting his financial independence as well as his freedom to do what the wants, when he wants, how he wants; and still make money: a Taurean dream.

Overall

Frank can now use his natural talent to financially support himself. Taurus rules our natural gifts as well as our finances and it just so happens that Frank’s former supports his latter. As for tone, he begins to cuss a lot about midway in the song, obviously venting his frustrations with people’s attitudes toward his success.

Gemini- Skyline To

“It begins to blur, we get older (Blur!)

Summer's not as long as it used to be

Everyday counts like crazy (Smoke, haze)”

Gemini is associated with youth and the flightiness of its ruling planet, Mercury. This verse captures that youth and the carefree spirit of a Gemini, as well as the changeable spirit of Mercury.

“This is joy, this is summer

Keep alive, stay alive”

This line captures the dichotomy of summer in Frank’s world; fun and deadly. While kids are off of school and the vibe is more laid back, the summer leads to spikes in deaths, especially in the urban Black community. Gemini can understand and embody both the dire and joyous sides to this topic, as well as most topics.

Overall

This song seems to be an exercise in steam of consciousness. It can be interpreted as the mental happenings during sex: observations about their surroundings, scatterbrained feelings and disconnected ideas. Frank is known for this but this song is heavy on wordplay, a Gemini's wet dream.

Cancer- Ivy

“When we both know that deep down

The feeling still deep down is good”

This represents the memory-based experience of a Cancer. They tend to experience their memories vividly and may live in them sometimes. Even if the relationship went bad, Frank still take solace in the feelings the memories give him.

“If I could see through walls, I could see you're faking

If you could see my thoughts, you would see our faces”

Cancers are very perceptive and, as such are able to see through he emotional barriers people place around themselves. Frank was saying if he cared to look through the other guy’s walls it’d be obvious that he was faking the love he felt. If the other guy cared to look behind his walls, he would have seen just how much he liked the other guy.

Overall

This is a very reflective, memory-oriented song. It’s bad reflection though, like things he should have done better in the relationship. All the Cancers I know love to stew in the memories of their past mistakes and brood. I believe Ivy is Frank’s song to stew to.

Leo- Godspeed

“I will always love you how I do”

Leos have very big hearts and the sign is even associated with the heart. Their love is powerful and maybe even eternal. It also demonstrates the individuality of a Leo’s expression. Frank will always love the subject, just in his own way. 

“I let go of my claim on you

It's a free world”

While Leos are often looked at as fun, joyous, and creative, it is often forgotten that they are one of the more possessive and intense signs. Frank once held a claim on this person, whether verbal or emotional, that he is now letting go.

Overall

Leos love to love. Leo rules the fifth house which includes falling in love and I think Godspeed demonstrates the most innocent (Leo) love; the unconditional variety. The song itself (see Genius) is Frank talking to himself as a child and Leo rules our own inner-child.

Virgo- Pink + White 

“Glory from above

Regard, my dear

It's all downhill from here”

This reflects the rather cynical view Virgos have. In his mind, the relationship has reached perfection, an important ideal for Virgos, and, as such, its only downhill from here.

“That's the way every day goes

Every time we've no control”

Another tenet for Virgos; constant and tenuous work. Virgos often may feel as if they are slaves to their sense of duty, playing the same routine daily.

Overall

Beyoncé provided backing vocals and Michael Jackson was mentioned; both of them prolific Virgo artists. The song also gives me “pure” vibes with Beyoncé’s vocals

Libra- Close to You

“I'll be honest, I wasn't devastated

But you could've held my hands through this, baby”

While Libra’s are associated with relationships, they truly just enjoy reciprocity and for someone to return their energy. For Frank, the break up didn't devastate him, as Libras are actually usually nonplussed. Frank probably did feel a little sad though, and was disappointed that the other person didn't seem to care at all.

“Just like mine, versions of these belong to you

After a while, they're keeping me close to you”

Much like Cancer, I find Libras sometimes let their memories of someone overtake the things that actually happened. Either way, their memories are all they have now and they are the only people who have them; very one-on-one and personal.

Overall

The song reflects on a relationship once it's over. It explores how the perceptions of the lover are brought up as subjective memories that you hold onto post-break up; Libras are big on perceptions. The whole song is a cover of a very love-oriented song “Close to You” by Stevie Wonder (A Taurus with a Libra Ascendant).

Scorpio- Nights

“Although you got beaucoup family

You don't even got nobody being honest with you

[...]

I don't trust 'em anyways

You can't break the law with them”

These lines suggest a deep level of mistrust, even amongst family and close friends. No on his being honest with the person in question and honesty (especially self-honesty) is a very important tenet for Scorpios.

“Did you call me from a séance?

You are from my past life

Hope you're doing well bruh”

Pluto rules Scorpio and both are associated with death. Though Frank is talking about someone being “dead to him”, it still evokes the same finality. Scorpios are very cut-and-dry when it comes to relationships, especially if someone has proven untrustworthy or non-loyal.

Overall

The vibe of the song reminded me of meeting a Scorpio. It starts off as a rap song with a wall up and with a point to make, but then turns into a vulnerable slow r&b track. This exhibits the evolution A Scorpio is known for.

Sagittarius- Solo

“We too loud in public, them police turned down the function

Now we outside and the timing's perfect

Forgot to tell you, gotta tell you how much I vibe with you

And we don't gotta be solo”

This whole mini-stanza makes me picture a Sagittarius and his potential love interest leaving a club at 3 am, likely high on some upper, and he’s spouting a whole bunch of romantic shit he doesn't mean and is talking loud and optimistically because he’s drunk. I clearly see this.

“It's hell on Earth and the city's on fire

Inhale, in hell there's heaven”

Though typically associated with Pisces, escapism is a scourge that plagues Sagittarius too. where Pisces may use drugs to mask pain and numb sensitivity, Sag uses drugs to escape reality when their optimistic views don't match the world around them. When you inhale, even in hell, you'll find heaven.

Overall

This song is big on loneliness just like “Solo (Reprise)”. In my opinion, Sag is the loneliest sign. Theres independent Aries and above-all Capricorn, but Sag is the lone thinker and the solo philosopher; their own ideas and problems keeping them company as the world shifts around them. Frank goes on a trip to his lover's city and is metaphorically and literally escaping being “solo” in number as well as "so low" in emotion.

Capricorn- Nikes

“These bitches want Nikes

They looking for a check

Tell 'em it ain’t likely”

Yes, Capricorns are money oriented, but that's not what I'm referring to here. Capricorn is the father of the zodiac ands s such, it places a certain level of responsibility on herself, allowing others to dot he same too. These people (likely groupies) are looking for Frank to buy them real Nikes and other lavish things but he isn't their father; it’s not looking likely. 

“We'll let you guys prophesy

We gon' see the future first”

The future is the most important thing to a Capricorn. Frank is saying that he’s gonna let the people around him hem and haw about the future while he is going to grab it by the horns and make his own. Caps really like control and really like being in the know so Frank would prefer to make the future instead of prophesying about how it may be.

Overall

This track concerns searching for fame and money without finding worth and meaning in it. The groupies, worries, and expectations are trying to bring you down. He also talks about how he is in control of his own music and destiny.

Aquarius- Self Control

“I came to visit, 'cause you see me like a UFO

That's like never, 'cause I made you use your self-control”

UFOs are definitely Aquarian territory. That aside, this line shows that the two of them were slowly falling apart. There seems to be a level of isolation in the relationship as well as a disconnection. Aquarians are quite literally living in their own world and, if you've not been granted access, you can't expect to form or nurture any connections. 

“Sometimes you'll miss it

And the sound will make you cry

And some nights you're dancing

With tears in your eyes”

This bridge reminds me of the emotional constraint that Aquarians place on themselves. Something as general as a familiar sound can make them cry because the wound of the relationship was never healed. Other times, you’re going to be fighting the sadness so hard, that even when you’re having fun, you can't get away from your actual feelings.

Overall

He wrote this song about a relationship where he and his partner were in different places in their lives. “It was mutual, it was just we couldn’t really relate. We weren’t really on the same wavelength," Frank said. Aquarians are rarely on the same wavelength as their peers and this is often the case of friction in their relationships.

Pisces- Seigfried

“Dreaming a thought that could dream about a thought That could think of the dreamer that thought That could think of dreaming and getting a glimmer of God I be dreaming of dreaming a thought That could dream about a thought That could think of dreaming a dream Where I cannot, where I cannot”

Let me know if I need to explain this at all because... wow.

“(In the dark)

I'd do anything for you

(In the dark)

I'd do anything for you”

This part of the song is repeated like a mantra and it exhibits the propensity of Pisces to give their all to those they care about. The “in the dark” line exemplifies the hidden and secret aspect of Pisces. When you have a Pisces in your corner, thy will literally do whatever for you and they’d prefer you give them no recognition. In fact, they may do little nice things fro you in secret, preferring to be a quiet benefactor.

Overall

This is another break-up song and Pisces is associated with the end of things. Additionally, nirvana (the state of hyper consciousness and spiritual connection with the Universe) is mentioned, which is Piscean. The whole vibe of the song Is dream like and, as mentioned above, many of the lyrics are associated with dreams, being asleep, and connections with God.

check your moon sign (for the song that makes you comfortable and puts you in your emotions), sun sign (the song that makes you happy and the one you ride around to) and venus sign (the one that speaks to your inner artist). the whole album is a no-skip™ for me. treat yo self.

[taetaesbaebaepsae]

Dom Jimin Commission

So....I said one time I could write an essay on Jimin being a total wild card and since @thiccasswonhoruinedmylife requested Dom Jimin, here's a brief analysis of his chart proving my "Jimin is a 50/50 switch" theory before I write the smut itself

Anyway so, to start, the thots of the zodiac are as follows, from thottiest to still pretty thotty, tbh: Scorpio (Scorpio moon here, can confirm), Libra, Gemini, Leo

Jimin’s strongest chart placings are guess what? Scorpio, Libra, Gemini

What I’m trying to say is that the universe knew he was a thot the day he was born, folks

He has a Sagittarius Jupiter and North Node, which makes him very curious and really down to try most things, so here’s where he’s open to being a switch in general. They’re also flirts. There is literally nothing but flirt in Jimin’s chart, save his Lilith, and I’ll get to that

Now, I’ve seen a lot of people headcanon him as sub or sub leaning, but you are entitled to your wrong opinion because This boy has a Mars Scorpio and a Venus Scorpio, which are two of the planets reserved for sexual and romantic activity.

What are Scorpios like in bed, you ask? P O S S E S S I V E  A F

They are effortlessly sexy, too. They don’t go without much because they usually have people falling all over them. They’re 100% passion driven, won’t give up until you’re both satisfied, and particularly love foreplay, so he’s gonna tease you for hours and hours, sis.

On the dom side, Scorpios are take charge sort of folks, they don’t wait around to be told if or when they can do something, and they go after what they want with a bulldog persistence. They act on instinct most of the time, so if he wants you, you’ll know, and he’ll show you.

Now Kristy, you may be saying, are you trying to say Jimin is a dom, you just said he was a switch well FRIENDS LOOK he is.

Jimin’s dominant Scorpio is dampened by his Cancer lilith, which as I’ve said is your dark moon and rules your dark side and sexuality. Cancer Liliths are extremely jealous and possessive, they fear rejection more than anything on earth, and so when he gets shy and blushy, that’s that Cancer Lilith worried someone might turn him down (who? idk her but I’m just saying). Cancer Liliths, sexually, are VERY seductive, and they are real givers in sex AND love, you’ll never feel unwanted by Park Jimin, that’s for sure. Cancer Liliths are such givers in love and sex that sometimes they feel unappreciated and taken for granted, in fact, so giver to a fault, so that’s where the sub part comes in.

Also, this isn’t really important but I’m a thot and I want to tell you: I don’t know if y’all know this, but every astrology sign rules a certain body part: guess which one Scorpio rules? The genitals.

I’m talking about his dick, y’all, he’s either hung or he just has a really, really pretty one, and he likes to fuck, because those Scorpio placements are just..all in the right planets.

Anyway Park Jimin is a 50/50 switch and absolute fire in bed, thanks for coming to my ted talk

ONTO

Why and when he’d want to dominate you

Because you’re flirting with someone else

Because you’re talking about someone else

Because you may or may not be staring in the general direction of someone or something that isn’t him

Because he feels unappreciated or taken for granted

Because he feels rejected somehow 

Because he feels like being an absolute fucking tease

He’s just really feeling that Scorpio today, sis, idk

How he’d want to dominate you

Teasing, teasing teasing, king of edging

Hours of foreplay, making you beg

He isn’t one of those doms that will force you to choke on his cock, that ain’t him he’d rather have your legs shaking and you begging him to fuck you, hell, just to touch you, because he’d blow air across your skin just to tease the fuck out of you instead of putting his hands or mouth on you

Hickeys, bite marks, he’d write his fucking name all over you if he could tbh

Have you admit every nasty thing you’ve ever wanted him to do to you and refuse to do it until you’ve satisfied him that you love him and want him more than anyone or anything else

When he finally lets you come you won’t stop for hours, O V E R S T I M U L A T I O N

Choking, pulling your hair, forcing you to look at him

He’s real physical (C O N S E N S U A L L Y) if you’re okay with it, he’ll hold you down, bruises on your wrists, throw your ass up against a wall or on a counter

Will ask you a ton of questions and punish you if you don’t answer him quick enough

Stand by for my smutty Jimin dom imagine later tonight

[pisces-mars]

a taurus take on the signs + some other stuff idk

aries: y'all are so AGGRESSIVE but that's chill, just like don't physically hurt anyone bc they probs don’t deserve it? idk maybe they do huh also when u start a fight w someone maybe ask if it’s worth it? idk u vertically have the energy to fight forever but i don't want u to feel tired :(

taurus: imagine going out of the house when u could just stay at home n watch netflix w a cuddly blanket, tbh idk why other signs say our stubbornness is a bad thing ? can be overly materialistic tho s o. my fellow taurus, pls do ur assingemtn or work or ur essay or ur cooking A WEEK BEFORE ITS DUE sTOP P R O C R A S T I N A T I N G that is almost 100% not spelt right oop.

gemini: idk y'all are pretty tight but from what i see y'all don't like commitment? fucking party animal tho. tbh the two-faced things kinda right, but it goes both ways,,,, some of y'all will spill ur guts wo prompting but others will keep that secret til ur dead i don't make the rules. also yk its okay to be sad, its okay to not be happy n joyful, its okay to not know what ur gonna do with ur life, u don't need to know everything even tho it might feel that way.

cancer: y’all low-key whiney but ur super caring so it’s okay, biggest mum friend pls don't kill me when u get mad, gives me kawaii pastel vibes, do yall actually love the beach ? or is that not a cancer thing ? also. yall care so much but make sure the person who ur giving all ur time and energy is worth it, u need to look after u, not after them.

leo: FUCK YEAH y'all just aren't afraid to express urself n dc about what others say n that's a vibe the rest of the zodiac should be aiming for, idk ive see leos cheat on a board game n called them out n also drop a kid into a pool n then BLAME the kid :/ but yk ur still living ur best life so. also also, ur chill n stuff but make sure ur not always making urself into the victim pls

virgo: y'all are just *chefs kiss* perfectionism is a lil much sometimes but y'all are still great, remember to take care of urself <3 ligit tho y’all could probs defiantly do w some hugs n affections . only thing i could maybe say about y'all is that its okay to not want to do what ur friends want? its okay to have ur own ideas n its defs okay for u to not put up with other peoples bs!!!!! u could literally belittle them into a small pile of broken shards but u don't n that makes u strong !

libra: mAKE UP YOUR MIND PLS, also ur super diplomatic which is good but also like idk how u can live wo ever having something ur way? maybe u don't but like. also. idk stop feeling bad about getting angry, its a human emotion, i think ud value a friendship w an aries

scoripo: ur so deep n so privet, i respect that also ur HUMOUR will KILL me from LAUGHTER also ur sarcasm is >>>>> ur so cool n u would ligit cut someone so FAST n that pretty sick man, n also I think that having someone care about you wouldn't be the worst thing yeah? also idk if this is a myth abt ur sign or not but if y'all are rushing into things maybe you'd benefit from taking it more slowly?

sag: fucking CRACKHEAD y'all but also ur stories are BOMB pls take me on ur next trip to that exotic place pls take me on ur next adventure to that place w those people. u have so much cool shit going on, but pls remember u don't always need to be happy, being sad is okay, in fact its good bc u need to feel ur emotions in oder to overcome them yk? u don't gotta pretend to be happy n opening up to people can help u sometimes <3

cap: i cant even will y'all, i love u sm ur the fucking best like pls get me a cap man that's all I want p l s. ur literally so dedicated to ur work n u seem super caring n compassionate, if u can do it while still feeling okay u should take some time to talk to ur friends n maybe have a day off work or ur projects to look after u, take a leaf from taurus yk?

aqua: idk ig u have pretty good sense of humour but istg if another one of y'all makes a fucking comment about my im gonna cry then how u gonna feel huh. u guys are cool n idk u seem to have humanitarian ideals n stuff but personally ive never seen that, would it maybe be okay if u were a bit less idk, obsessed w being the smartest in the room? u don't have to prove urself to be intellectually superior yk?

pisces: babies, but y'all do cry a lot but im also technically a pisces dom so im w u on that :,) sTOP MANIPULATING EVERYONE  but y'all also got that like,,, cutie pie stuff going on. y'all. are. not. anyones. personal. therapist. you don't have to help anyone w their problems!!!!! especially if it takes away from u !!!!!!!!! u. are. important !!!!!!!!

this got longer than expected oop

[sagaciousfchuzzle]

Do ALL of the Space asks!!!!

dOhhh noooooooooo, whoever could this beeeeeeeeeComet- What are you currently frustrated about?

Hahaha oh boy. Mostly how fucking stupid I was not doing internships when I had more of the chance and instead chose to go back home every summer. I really, really appreciated it at the time, but whenever I look for wildlife jobs now I just feel so underqualified and completely unprepared. I was stupid and some friends who will see this will never let me forget it.

Black Hole- What are you most afraid of? 

At this moment what I’m most afraid of is not being able to get a job in my field and not being able to make some kind of meaningful contribution to conservation and stuff.

Galaxy- Do you have any nicknames? What are they? 

Uhhhhhh, Plum/PlumPlum, Mr. Sneeze, Coah; I think that’s about it?

Star- What song(s) do you feel describes you?

Fffffffuuuuuuuuck, um. Okay so I wasted like 3 hours trying to find good ones so let’s just go with these:

Natalia Lafourcade’s Mi Tierra Veracruzana (specifically this live version)

Nujabes’ Spiritual State.

Wind of Departure/~Setting Off Wind~ from Monster Hunter 4.

Baths’ Yeoman, a wonderfully queer musician.

Pogo’s J’Adore Juin, though it breaks my heart that Pogo is an MRA idiot.

Moon- Are you currently reading any books? If so, what book(s)?

Oh god, sadly not. I still have some Discworld books to read but I don’t want to be done-done with the series as a whole. ;_;

Planets- If you could go anywhere, where would you go? 

New Zealand, Japan, South Korea, probably.

Mercury- Describe your aesthetic. 

Earth tones, rustic looks, organized messes, wildflowers and pine trees, hearty food and warm blankets on a cold and cozy day. 

Venus- What’s your favorite tv show? 

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm honestly maybe Parks & Rec? Or Steven Universe. 

Earth- If you could be anyone else for a day, who would you want to be?

On one hand I could be Chris Evans for a day but on the other hand I’d also want to be someone STUPIDLY RICH so I could give tons of money to me and my loved ones, and I wouldn’t want to do that to Chris Evans. Probably the latter, just someone super rich whom I don’t care about.

Mars- If you could change one thing about yourself, what would you change? 

Haha um. Maybe my penchant for sweet things. Or, y’know,my metabolism/weight.

Jupiter- If you had to pick one color to use for an entire week, what color would you choose? 

This is a joke right? ‘Cause anyone who knows anything about me will know the answer is Green.

Saturn- How far would you go for those you care about? 

Very far.

Uranus- What would you say is your greatest achievement? 

Fuck me man, I don’t know. I think being considered someone my friends can trust to talk about shit with.

Neptune- Describe yourself in one sentence. 

Hi I fiercely believe in there being a right and wrong and tend to not suffer those who choose the latter; that being said, I am a goof who loves puns and even though I can be snarky as hell I secretly prefer it when people are even more snarky back to me and put me in my place, because it’s fun to laugh, even at yourself. 

Pluto- If you could meet anyone, alive or dead, who would you meet? 

Terry Pratchett, author of the Discworld series (and many more books besides!).

Constellations- If you could have one talent, what would you want it to be? (can be magical or not)

>Magical or notOh man. Okay so if I want to be broken I’d say absolute control over time, so absolute that even fi I create paradoxes it isn’t an issue. Alternatively, something I’ve always thought would eb cool was to either:Be able to teleport as far as your eye can seeorAny time you’re going down a street or sitting in a place or whatever, and for some vague reason it reminds you of some other place you’ve been to (so you drive past a street called Railroad Avenue, but you know of another Railroad Avenue in another town, or you’re sitting in a park and smells like your grandparents’ backyard), those two places become ‘linked’ and you can freely teleport between the two vaguely similar locations. You can’t like… consciously force the linking though.

Asteroid- When you die, what do you want to be done with your body?

Cremated, spread over some nice wilderness, maybe with a tree.

Aquarius- What’s a topic you enjoy learning about? 

B I O L O G Y   &   E C O L O G Y

Aquila- Do you prefer to read books or watch movies?

I feel like these are apples & oranges? Like books are more of a solitude thing to enjoy by yourself, but movies are great to share with people.

Aries- What is something you enjoy doing?

Telling myself I’m going to get back into drawing, and then not. c:Alternatively, coming up with tabletop rpg plots and never using them.

Auriga- If you had to pick one villain from any media, who would you rather have to face and why?

The Nightmare Knight from Cucumber’s Quest, because spoiler reasons. 

Bootes- If you could have any animal, wild or not, fake or not, which would you want?

G R I Z Z L Y   B E A R .Or maybe a feathered serpent like Quetzalcoatl.

Cancer- How do you want to be remembered? 

Someone who, despite his extraordinarily sharp wit, was kind and cozy.

Canis Major- How many friends do you have? 

Lots man. 

Capricornus- What’s a song lyric that you relate to? 

Honestly I’m having a hard time with this one. I guess from Hey Rosetta! we’ve got two:From their song Kintsukuroi:Oh see inside of me lay the heels of your hands upon me and let your fingers fall bless these broken bonesmake it whole, make it better than it was before make it better than it was before! 

and their song Dream:couldn’t we make, couldn’t we make, couldn’t we make itjust like we wanted, just like we need itwhy can’t we, just like a dream?

who says we can’t. who says we can’t, who says we shouldn’twho says we couldn’t, make it just like we love itwhy can’t we, just like a dream?

Cassiopeia- What’s your favorite quote? 

I guess, “The blood of the covenant of friendship is thicker than the water shared by the womb” ‘cause that’s the first one that came to mind.

Cygnus- If you could go back to any time period for a couple days, when/where would you want to go?

I think to November a couple years back, or to some time last winter. There’s some stuff I could at least try to fix.

Gemini- Do you have any siblings? How many?

Just one older brother.

Leo- If you could change the way any movie was made, which movie would you change?

Honestly probably Kubo & the Two Strings because it had so much potential but the second half of the film seems so…………………. so boring compared to what they could have done with it.

Libra- If you could talk to your past self, what would you tell yourself?

Bitch stay in Alaska and do an internship.

Lyra- Would you rather be feared or loved?

Feared by strangers, loved by friends & family.

Orion- What’s your favorite type of weather?

Brightly sunny with some scattered clouds, but none-the-less it’s cold & crisp. Or it’s night time with moderate rain and wet streets.

Pegasus- What’s your favorite music genre? 

Fuck man there can’t be just one. Jazz, Classical, pseudo….electronic-ish stuff???, soundtracks, etc.

Perseus- What’s your favorite movie genre?

Action/Adventure or Comedy.

Pisces- Describe someone you love without saying their name.

She’s Saint Francis incarnate, and not just for the animals. Even when people hurt her she will always take the higher path, and I know she has a better moral compass than I do. She’s wise and snarky and loves working the earth with her own hands (Hint: it’s an aunt of mine).

Sagittarius- What do you do when you don’t feel well? What do you eat/drink?

If you’re talking about a cold or something what I tend to do is fill a kettle to the brim and heat up a ton of water, then basically chug tea all day. Specifically chamomile or maybe a lemon tea, but both with some honey. That tends to help me recuperate faster.

Scorpius- If you had to pick someone to betray you, who would you pick?

Probs my friend Owen, ‘cause he’d be the easiest to ignore. 😂

Taurus- What makes you feel comfortable?

Eating food with friends, telling stories and jokes, good music on drives long & short, telling truths and sharing feelings, going to sleep exhausted because I actually did stuff during the day.

Ursa Major- If you had to pick any job to have, what job would you want? 

Savior of all Ursus-kind. Or like raising abandoned bear cubs which would be super sad but also super heartwarming.

Virgo- What do you value the most- artistic ability/creativity, musical ability, athletic ability, intellect, or work ethic?

I think I respect work ethic the most - you may not be the most capable, but you’re being honest & earnest, and like a teacher of mine said in the past, “Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard.”

Neutron- Are you more of a leader or a follower?

Honestly I’m happy to be a follower unless there’s no leader or the leader is incompetent.

Supernova- How do you feel about yourself?

Kind of unhappy, for the reasons mentioned in Comet. Kind of annoyed at how it feels like I’m procrastinating on starting my own life, whether that’s intentional or not. 

Supergiant- What’s something you like about yourself? 

People have told me they feel comfortable talking to me about issues and stuff and I really, really like that I can be that kind of person for my friends.

Red Giant- Would you get into a debate/argument with someone if you heard them saying something you disagree with or know to be wrong, or would you stay silent?

It depends. If they’re just talking with their own group and I’m not going to be stuck near them for hours, then I can just put headphones in, but if they’re making someone uncomfortable or something, I’d step in. I’d also step in if it was an honest mistake.

Red Dwarf- What’s your favorite smell? What smell makes you feel most comfortable? 

Pine trees I think. I loooooooooooooooove the smell of pine.

Protostar- Give a random fact about yourself.  

I finally beat Dragon’s Dogma the other day and I was scared I was going to be disappointed because I already kind of knew about the existential take it…. takes, but it was a blast and wonderful and amazing and I think everyone who likes rpg’s should play this game and Grigori is a huge…. sweetheart, of sorts.

[astrologyand5sos]

5SOS IDEAL TYPES (BASED ON...)

I based this on their: Venus, Eros, Psyche and Juno signs, it’s like a mix of all of them since I wanted to have a more wide view (¿? Idk if I said it well, sorry). Remember I’m not an expert and I can be wrong and there are exceptions for everything. Also, keep in mind that you all are awesome in your own way, and any post about what someone thinks that are the “ideal types” of a band should affect your self steem, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL.

Introduction (aka why did I used this signs): Venus represents what we’re attracted to, love and relationships. Eros is considered the asteroid of love. Juno represents marriage and what we look in a parter. Psyche can be consider a love asteroid, since it represents the capacity of being physically sensitive.

Ashton

Leo Venus and Eros // Aquarius Psyche // Libra Juno

More like a fan type

Somone who A D O R E S him

But someone with personality

He wants someone interesting, that he can have 3am conversations with

Someone who understands that he needs space

I can see him dating someone that wants to change the world

Cause he wants to change the world with his s/o

He needs an equal relationship

So he would be his s/o’s Nº1 fan

“That’s my baby! I knew you could make it!”

Not attracted to silly girls

He is looking for a charming social butterfly

He wants someone that makes him feel like the most special person in the world

I feel like he really needs someone who’s open about their feelings, and that doesn’t think as much as he does about them

Someone romantic and intelligent

Maybe a 5sosfam

Michael

Sagittarius Venus // Piscis Eros // Gemini Psyche // Capricorn Juno

He is as confused as I am

Best friend type

Someone who is as committed as he is

His Capricorn Juno makes him feel attracted to independent people

A fun person

But romantic af

This is weird, but maybe an older s/o that works a lot

Or a younger s/o with huge plans to rule the world

Someone intelligent

Comunicative

He needs to have a strong conection with his partner

But don’t want to feel tied up

Someone kind and social

He wants to go all over the world with his s/o so he needs someone adventurous

Fun part 2

But not stupid

Someone that can boast his ego and that takes care of him

Probably a foreigner that he can learn from

Calum

Pisces Venus // Aries Eros // Gemini Psyche // Aquarius Juno

The quirky type

Someone romantic and comunicative

That gives him space

And trusts him a lot

Someone that understands his humor changes

And wants him so bad

Maybe someone younger than him

He wants someone passionate and sensitive

Someone who can teach him things

Not attracted to stupid and superficial types

He needs someone who accepts and loves him

Someone tender and soft

Maybe a “weird” and different s/o

He feels like respect is the base of any relationship

So he needs a respectful s/o

He isn’t interested in a casual relationship, but in finding his soulmate

Maybe someone who plays the fool but is intelligent

He needs someone who is childish but mature at the same time

Luke

Gemini Venus // Virgo Eros // Cancer Psyche // Aries Juno

The talkative type

Someone that talks more than he does

And keeps him interested

A caring person

He wants to be a baby to his s/o

When he said he was the little spoon he meant it

Someone dominant if you know what I mean

I don’t think he would like someone super possesive

Someone who takes care of him

And can take the lead at most things

Independent

Flirtatious

Someone charming and witty

Someone he can talk for hours to

About feels

About weather

About anything

Maybe someone that shares his musical tastes or that is really into music

He just want to talk a lot trust me

He also needs space for his friends, and he wants someone that understands that

I was so close to fuck Calum’s one, remind me not to write my posts this late never again. 

This was so fucking hard to do, but I feel like I did a great job. REMEMBER I’m not an expert and I can be wrong, also, there are lots of other placements that can affect this and other things that can affect this too.

[hoeonline]

Fine,, opinion on all the signs?? or just ones you adore the most

rmbr tht these r literally JUST MY OPINION

capricorn: ur all mad mature but also ur so keen on being childlike pls pick a side im confused n stop being a control freak!

aquarius: y’all r fun as hell and ur all goofy but like ur so temperamental so everything u do is unpredictable n it scares my gemini ass

pisces: emotional as hell n this isnt even stereotyping like god damn my sister is a pisces n i ate her yoghurt tht was in the fridge today n she cried

aries: idk why ur stereotype is being aggressive like y’all r so cuddly n soft but also when u get mad Im Scared n Ready to Run

taurus: SO STUBBORN!!!! pls just!!! be a lil more open minded!!! but ur a reliable bunch tht i know will stick around so thnks for tht

gemini: we r honestly the most ????? sign in th world.... we have damn commitment issues n r so flighty bc we cant make up our minds but we r so caring n will love those around us with our whole damn HEART!

cancer: bc y’all r so shy u become sheeps and follow with the crowd but i know tht u have a good heart even though ur petty as hell

leo: yikes..... i lov y’all sometimes but God Damn everyone in my life is a leo and its so dramatic pls just let the attention be on someone else before u run in and steal it lmao i have smth against leos but ur alright sometimes

virgo: chill out! when y’all r chill U R SO FUN!!! just like,,, ik its hard to break out of ur habits bc ur all smart n responsible but having a good time isnt a bad thing!!

libra: my favourite sign everyone can go home... libras u charming fucking sweethearts fucking marry my damn ass this instant

scorpio: honestly????? i dont fuckinig know y’all r an enigma????

sagittarius: cool fucking dudes what can i say sag’s are where the parties at

[venuspapi]

you described scorpio's "vehicle" as a tank. what would the other rising sign's vehicles be?

ive been thinking about this ask sorry i couldnt get to it until now! so going with this analogy, the rising sign is the vehicle of the chart and the sun and moon are passengers, where we’re going and who’s going, it’s symbolic but lol lets think about it. lets assign a vehicle to every rising sign. 

aries rising: a motorcycle lmao. maybe a tricycle. i always experience aries as very childlike, creative and always on the defensive somehow. but also theyre leaders, its like someone who could lead a charge into battle? the aries rising person is always active, impassioned, leading people and creating and learning new things, speeding from one thing to the next. they can be very combative.. but not in an impressive warlike way necessarily, like a tank. just defensive and combative. sorta like a scared kid sometimes so yeah tricycle or motorcycle. 

taurus rising: luxury car or busted up jalopy. maybe even a limo lmaooo taurus loves indulgence and comfort and spends time making sure its accessible and available to them. creatures of habit, luxury, art, indulgence, they know how to be comfortable and love to share it with others. there can be a focus with materialism, so having vs not having, which is why i included yknow busted up old ass car or newest sports car with all the amenities. 

gemini rising: a bicycle for the duality. i wouldnt say motorcycle, those are fast and also fall under cycles but motorcycles have a reputation that doesnt necessarily match. OOOOOOOOOOH mercury can make things small or long so maybe ... no that’s definitely virgo. so yeah bicycles which is ironic cuz i can barely ride a bike. i learned ages ago but didnt have one growing up. OH actually public transportation OMG I KNEW IT i wanted to put double decker buses but i didnt see why until i remembered mercury also rules public transportation. i love that. trade caravans probably fall under sagittarius but food carts and market stalls can fall under gemini too. getaway cars too, mercury was a thief in mythology !!

cancer rising: the family car, the safe one for parents, like a prius or something you know? maybe the suv or the minivan with a lot of seating for the family. soccer mom cars definitely. cancer wants to go into the world as a mother, protecting and or being protected. 

leo rising: this rising’s “vehicle” would be a palanquin, lofty, held above everything but dependent on others. i suppose it could be a mechanized palanquin without the need for power but leo gives me... old time monarchs being carried by loyal servants, leo radiates majesty and nobility but needs an audience to shine, subjects to rule. without others to witness, what’s the point? so yeah a palanquin. or maybe a convertible, something to convey wealth and status and carefree fun. wind whipping through her hair, smiling face, hands in the air speeding down a road... definition of like, white girl midsummer fun, no? oh or maybe a monster truck lmao. clown car on a train too.

virgo rising: minicooper. minicoopers!!!! those cars that can only fit two people that could be gemini too but i fucking love small ass cars for virgo that shit is so fucking funny. volkswagen beetles (i forgot they were called beetles everyone calls them buggies) are very virgo to me too for some reason. wow okay if i had a car it’d need to be a volkswagen beetle i love the look... sorry im a gemini rising during mercury rx i keep getting sidetracked. ooh virgo rising is related to animal work and agriculture too so maybe a fucken plow or some shit. an ox driven plow. a tractor. a forklift, cuz virgo has ties to labor. 

libra rising: volkswagen beetles cuz theyre pretty and i like them. any pink car, a nice one, the rich girl who got a jag for her 16th birthday. or maybe she doesnt have a car and is content riding in someone else’s. libra can be a bit adolescent at times, so the imagery of like a teenage girl making out with her boyfriend in his car is really funny to me and i think a little applicable. or maybe just any boring old car that looks nice on the outside but is super messy on the inside like how libras look totally boring until you get to know them? idk tbh??

scorpio rising: a tank!! an armored car. nobody knows anything about them ever and they want it to stay that way. impenetrable, unyielding, unmoving, etc. ooh also a hearse

Sagittarius rising: PLANES!!!!!! trains!! THE old timey exotique™ trader’s caravans too lol. the merchants with the stories from faraway lands... anything that can travel at all really, so technically any vehicle, but those associated with more international forms of travel would obviously be the focus for describing a sagittarius rising’s “vehicle” in life. 

Capricorn rising: boring ass capricorn smh gray car that seems to be the only type of car you see on your commute to work. im exaggerating a little bit but capricorns are very by the book, so. 

Aquarius rising: a unicycle, bullet trains, mag-lev trains, anything futuristic and innovative. a helicopter or gyropter or something strange and unique, innovative forms of travel definitely come under technological aquarius. if hover cars r ever a thing those too. oh also orbital vehicles like those space tourist ones where you can experience weightlessness? yeah.

pisces rising: THE OCEAN!!!!!! travel over water is one of the oldest forms of travel, n has been the driving force for much of human development and history! and pisces risings cn be dreamy and they can seem lost at sea so... yeah. maybe they can have a palanquin too, they can seem removed from everyone else, the pope rides in an armored car but he also rides in a palanquin, right??

[foursprouthappiness-blog]

This Is Why You Push Love Away, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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This Is Why You Push Love Away, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

God & Man

Aries (March 21st to April 19th)

You push love away because you’re too impatient to play the game.

You want to know what’s going on between you and someone else right away. You hate that awkward limbo between “talking” and “dating.” You don’t find excitement in the “What if?” of it all. You find it utterly anxiety-inducing. In turn, you either walk away before love can have a chance or you come on too strong and scare the person away. Try and learn to trust the process, Aries. Love takes time.

Gemini (May 22nd to June 21st)

You push love away because you’re always looking for the next best thing.

Without fail, as soon as you start to get serious with someone, you back away and break things off. You struggle to commit because you’re completely convinced that there’s someone else out there, someone better. You’re constantly bouncing between significant others because you’re afraid to be tied down. Learn to enjoy the comfort of settling for a while, Gemini. You might find you actually like it.

Cancer (June 22nd to July 22nd)

You push love away because you’re too insecure to let anyone in.

Cancer, you are so focused on your own flaws and shortcomings that you are completely convinced that they make you completely unlovable. To you, you’re only going to be worth loving when you are absolutely perfect. Whether that’s losing weight, getting the job of your dreams, making more money, having a great group of friends, and a life that looks perfect on Instagram. However, to be clear, Cancer, if the person you’re interested is only dating you based on those things, that’s not someone you want to be with anyway. Because the truth is, you’re not perfect, Cancer. And you never will be. And you know what? Neither is anyone else. We’re all doing our best, including yourself. And that’s all you can ask for. Let love in, Cancer. You’ll be surprised that you are lovable just as you are.

Leo (July 23rd to August 22nd)

You push love away because you’re terrified of settling.

As a Leo, you know your worth. You don’t want to end up with someone who doesn’t deserve you, who you feel like you could do better than. As such, you’re incredibly picky when it comes to dating. Almost too picky, because you find yourself perpetually single because of those standards. There’s nothing wrong with having standards, Leo. However, keep in mind that you’re never going to find someone who is perfect or a perfect match. You’re only going to find other flawed human beings who are going to do their best to love you. Try and accept and appreciate less than perfection. You’ll find it easier to find love that way.

Virgo (August 23rd to September 22nd)

You push love away because you always find something wrong pretty much immediately.

And that’s because you look really hard for it. And it’s not big things that go against your morals or values or anything like that. No, you look for the little things, micro-habits that you decide are absolutely terrible and are unable to tolerate them. But here’s the thing, Virgo: people are fucking annoying. All people. E-v-e-r-y-o-n-e. You’re going to have to learn to deal with stupid little quirks if you want to find love. Because you’re going to miss out on the big, wonderful things if you stay too focused on the tiny annoyances. Trust me.

Libra (September 23rd to October 22nd)

You push love away because you’re scared of getting hurt.

You’ve been hurt before, Libra; you’ve been hurt a lot. Because of this, you’ve instilled some pretty drastic measures to ensure you’ll never feel that way again. You never put yourself out there. You always say no to dates and blow off anyone who tries to get closer. And it’s not because you’re not interested. It’s because you’re terrified of getting heartbroken and let down again. Sorry to say it, Libra, but that’s all part of finding your person. You need to strengthen your ability to be resilient. It’s the only way you’ll find love.

Scorpio (October 23rd to November 22nd)

You push love away because you have extreme trust issues.

You never let your walls down or allow anyone to get too close. You trust pretty much no one, especially when it comes to matters of your own heart. You tread carefully in all matters of romance. Dates are kept short and sweet. You are a serial ghoster, and not because you don’t want to date the person. You just figure they’re going to leave and you want to beat them to the punch. However, you need to lighten up, Scorpio. Love won’t hurt you. The journey there might, but it won’t kill you. It’ll only make you stronger.

Sagittarius (November 23rd to December 21st)

You push love away because you build people up too much in your mind.

You tend to get a little idealistic, Sagittarius. You romanticize someone to the point where you almost take away their humanity. When you finally start dating someone seriously and realize that they are only human made up of quirks and mistakes, you lose interest pretty quickly and are constantly disappointed because people never live up to the version of them you’ve created in your mind. But, then again, how could they? You need to allow people room to be themselves, without your ideas of them. Stop being so hard on the people you date and try and learn to appreciate them just as they are.

Capricorn (December 22nd to January 20th)

You push love away because you never put yourself out there.

Like, ever. You always make up excuses. You’re either too busy with work or you really want to focus on yourself. While these are totally fair reasons, it gets to the point where it’s excessive. Work is always going to be super busy; learn to make room for love in your schedule. You can still be independent while dating someone else, believe it or not. Learn to be a little less rigid in the way you structure your life and invite more flexibility. The office won’t burn down and you won’t lose sight of yourself or your goals. You might even be able to see them clearer.

Aquarius (January 21st to February 18th)

You push love away because you never let anyone know how you fucking feel.

As an Aquarius, you despise any sort of emotional expression. You hate it. It’s vulnerable and scary and it makes you feel like you’re swimming in an ocean where you can’t see the bottom. When you start to fall for someone, then, you fucking flee. You push them away and sabotage any chance of it working out because it just feels so goddamn uncomfortable. The thing is, though, that love is always going to feel vulnerable. It’s always going to feel scary and uncertain. But it’s worth it. Because what if it does work out?

Pisces (February 19th to March 20th)

You push love away because you have incredibly unrealistic expectations.

Love is only supposed to butterflies and bliss, right Pisces? Not quite. While it definitely is those things, it’s also hard work and a whole bunch of compromise. And whenever the waters ever get rough, you tend to abandon ship. “It’s just not meant to be,” you say to yourself in justification of your actions. And while constant fighting is a sign that it’s a bad fit, disagreements and a little trouble every now and then don’t necessarily constitute a broken relationship. Let disagreements happen, Pisces. Learn to work through them. Find someone worth fighting for and then fight like hell for them. You’ll be thankful you did.

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This Is Why You Push Love Away, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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This Is Why You Push Love Away, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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Aries (March 21st to April 19th)

You push love away because you’re too impatient to play the game.

You want to know what’s going on between you and someone else right away. You hate that awkward limbo between “talking” and “dating.” You don’t find excitement in the “What if?” of it all. You find it utterly anxiety-inducing. In turn, you either walk away before love can have a chance or you come on too strong and scare the person away. Try and learn to trust the process, Aries. Love takes time.

Gemini (May 22nd to June 21st)

You push love away because you’re always looking for the next best thing.

Without fail, as soon as you start to get serious with someone, you back away and break things off. You struggle to commit because you’re completely convinced that there’s someone else out there, someone better. You’re constantly bouncing between significant others because you’re afraid to be tied down. Learn to enjoy the comfort of settling for a while, Gemini. You might find you actually like it.

Cancer (June 22nd to July 22nd)

You push love away because you’re too insecure to let anyone in.

Cancer, you are so focused on your own flaws and shortcomings that you are completely convinced that they make you completely unlovable. To you, you’re only going to be worth loving when you are absolutely perfect. Whether that’s losing weight, getting the job of your dreams, making more money, having a great group of friends, and a life that looks perfect on Instagram. However, to be clear, Cancer, if the person you’re interested is only dating you based on those things, that’s not someone you want to be with anyway. Because the truth is, you’re not perfect, Cancer. And you never will be. And you know what? Neither is anyone else. We’re all doing our best, including yourself. And that’s all you can ask for. Let love in, Cancer. You’ll be surprised that you are lovable just as you are.

Leo (July 23rd to August 22nd)

You push love away because you’re terrified of settling.

As a Leo, you know your worth. You don’t want to end up with someone who doesn’t deserve you, who you feel like you could do better than. As such, you’re incredibly picky when it comes to dating. Almost too picky, because you find yourself perpetually single because of those standards. There’s nothing wrong with having standards, Leo. However, keep in mind that you’re never going to find someone who is perfect or a perfect match. You’re only going to find other flawed human beings who are going to do their best to love you. Try and accept and appreciate less than perfection. You’ll find it easier to find love that way.

Virgo (August 23rd to September 22nd)

You push love away because you always find something wrong pretty much immediately.

And that’s because you look really hard for it. And it’s not big things that go against your morals or values or anything like that. No, you look for the little things, micro-habits that you decide are absolutely terrible and are unable to tolerate them. But here’s the thing, Virgo: people are fucking annoying. All people. E-v-e-r-y-o-n-e. You’re going to have to learn to deal with stupid little quirks if you want to find love. Because you’re going to miss out on the big, wonderful things if you stay too focused on the tiny annoyances. Trust me.

Libra (September 23rd to October 22nd)

You push love away because you’re scared of getting hurt.

You’ve been hurt before, Libra; you’ve been hurt a lot. Because of this, you’ve instilled some pretty drastic measures to ensure you’ll never feel that way again. You never put yourself out there. You always say no to dates and blow off anyone who tries to get closer. And it’s not because you’re not interested. It’s because you’re terrified of getting heartbroken and let down again. Sorry to say it, Libra, but that’s all part of finding your person. You need to strengthen your ability to be resilient. It’s the only way you’ll find love.

Scorpio (October 23rd to November 22nd)

You push love away because you have extreme trust issues.

You never let your walls down or allow anyone to get too close. You trust pretty much no one, especially when it comes to matters of your own heart. You tread carefully in all matters of romance. Dates are kept short and sweet. You are a serial ghoster, and not because you don’t want to date the person. You just figure they’re going to leave and you want to beat them to the punch. However, you need to lighten up, Scorpio. Love won’t hurt you. The journey there might, but it won’t kill you. It’ll only make you stronger.

Sagittarius (November 23rd to December 21st)

You push love away because you build people up too much in your mind.

You tend to get a little idealistic, Sagittarius. You romanticize someone to the point where you almost take away their humanity. When you finally start dating someone seriously and realize that they are only human made up of quirks and mistakes, you lose interest pretty quickly and are constantly disappointed because people never live up to the version of them you’ve created in your mind. But, then again, how could they? You need to allow people room to be themselves, without your ideas of them. Stop being so hard on the people you date and try and learn to appreciate them just as they are.

Capricorn (December 22nd to January 20th)

You push love away because you never put yourself out there.

Like, ever. You always make up excuses. You’re either too busy with work or you really want to focus on yourself. While these are totally fair reasons, it gets to the point where it’s excessive. Work is always going to be super busy; learn to make room for love in your schedule. You can still be independent while dating someone else, believe it or not. Learn to be a little less rigid in the way you structure your life and invite more flexibility. The office won’t burn down and you won’t lose sight of yourself or your goals. You might even be able to see them clearer.

Aquarius (January 21st to February 18th)

You push love away because you never let anyone know how you fucking feel.

As an Aquarius, you despise any sort of emotional expression. You hate it. It’s vulnerable and scary and it makes you feel like you’re swimming in an ocean where you can’t see the bottom. When you start to fall for someone, then, you fucking flee. You push them away and sabotage any chance of it working out because it just feels so goddamn uncomfortable. The thing is, though, that love is always going to feel vulnerable. It’s always going to feel scary and uncertain. But it’s worth it. Because what if it does work out?

Pisces (February 19th to March 20th)

You push love away because you have incredibly unrealistic expectations.

Love is only supposed to butterflies and bliss, right Pisces? Not quite. While it definitely is those things, it’s also hard work and a whole bunch of compromise. And whenever the waters ever get rough, you tend to abandon ship. “It’s just not meant to be,” you say to yourself in justification of your actions. And while constant fighting is a sign that it’s a bad fit, disagreements and a little trouble every now and then don’t necessarily constitute a broken relationship. Let disagreements happen, Pisces. Learn to work through them. Find someone worth fighting for and then fight like hell for them. You’ll be thankful you did.

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Do all the questions for the ask memeee

Okay my darling

There’s a lot of them so I’m gonna read more so I’m not jamming up anyone’s feeds.

sun: what makes you feel like you?

Being with my girlfriend. Making new music.

moon: do you have problem with trust?

Hahahaha...yeah. It takes a really long time for me to trust you.

rising: how/what do people say you come off as?

Either a really angry person or intimidating, even though I’m usually neither.

midheaven: what do you want to be when you grow up?

When I was a kid a firefighter ironically (when my house caught fire at age 6 it changed my mind)

venus: do you flirt more knowingly or unknowingly?

Unknowingly. People then tell that I am and I’m like oh I’m just trying to socialize.

mars: when was the last time you got mad and why?

Actual mad? I don’t really remember. I get annoyed by things but not actually mad.

mercury: who's your go-to person when you need to talk?

My girlfriend. I know it’s cliché but she’s always there for me.

jupiter: when was the last time you got lucky?

If lucky is a euphemism for sex then never. Otherwise I don’t really know. 

saturn: what are you the weakest and strongest at?

Weakest: Being assertive/confident. I have next to no confidence in myself.

Strongest: Being creative and thinking outside the box.

uranus: are you rebellious and do you act upon it frequently?

Not rebellious, just non-conformist. And not like edgy non-conformity either just I’m me and I’m gonna do my own thing.

neptune: what was your best dream and why?

To be content with my life. I just want to be happier in general cause it’s a nice feeling surprisingly.

pluto: what is your biggest aspiration and why?

Become an accomplished musician. I really love creating music and if it took off and I became successful with it it’d be awesome.

lilith: what's your biggest turn on in someone?

Physically? Curves probably? Personality kindness and affection.

aries: what's your favorite sport to play?

Badminton and golf.

taurus: are you a dog or cat person?

I’m fine with both but I like cats more.

gemini: are you introverted or extroverted?

i n t r o v e r t e d

cancer: when was the last time you cried and why?

When my great uncle died. I cried at the funeral. I don’t think I need to explain why lol.

leo: what makes you the most confident?

Looking like I have myself together.

virgo: what's your strongest subject in school?

Art classes.

libra: what's your favorite make up brand?

E.L.F. and Sephora. E.L.F. is really good low price makeup if you’re ballin’ on a budget.

scorpio: what's your most kept secret?

I really like traditionally feminine things. Also I nonironically like vaporwave.

sagittarius: do you like to party?

Hellz yeah bitch.

capricorn: what's the last book you've read?

I reread To Kill a Mockingbird recently and I need to get back to reading The Martian.

aquarius: do you believe in aliens?

It would be idiotic to believe otherwise. Given our understanding of spacetime works there’s no way of knowing what’s out there.

pisces: how frequently do you remember your dream?

I can remember them rather well, but I used to practice lucid dreaming and keeping a dream journal. It kind of fucked with my bearing of what is reality or not since doing it so it’s usually not the best.

Thanks for asking sweetheart~ And now the rest of you have learned something about me maybe.