#also. thick thighs saves lives

[yrsonpurpose]

Nicholas Galitzine as Hayes Campbell The Idea of You (2024)

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

they absolutely FUCKED these outfits UP, so i had to draw them <3

[ianthoni]

Ig someone doesn't like competition 🤐

[paleconstellationss]

💙💫🌠😇

does it still count as self care if u bring ur bong and vibe with u?

[rainbowgod666]

I could have used a "hornyposting" tag or something adjacent but no i decided to just look dreamily at the attractive scantly clad women with assets that are 99% unrealistic. Yes you can use that tag to figure out what would my waifu look like, but dont get upset if its just her but in a one-piece swimsuit.

[the-blind-geisha]

Thank you @dbopdew for showing this to me. xD Now I get to stare more lovingly at a mostly naked Demiurge.

[i-literally-cant-with-this]

My friend Blake said that Itto would be obsessed with how squishy my tummy is, my stretch marks, stomach rolls, etc.

Literally that’s all he said, man dropped a sentence and dipped. And did not elaborate.

So now I’m stuck here like:

(The idea of someone loving my bodily features is foreign to me bc I’ve always been shamed for them sooooo…)

I can dig it. Did you read all that schmuff I said on your other post? About how beautiful you are inside and out? I'll NEVER understand why, but not everyone is a psychopath for people that are skin and bones. And as soon as I get this damn audio to you, you'll hear why a little extra cushion for the pushin' will serve you both well. Plus, women like us are just extra cuddly. Our thighs serve as ear warmers and hand warmers. Our asses are just more fun. Our tummies are fun to kiss. I know this. (Have I fully accepted this of myself nearly 42 yrs on this planet? Fuck no. But I need to, cuz it is what it mf is.) So now it's time for you to know this. Women ... in general ... are the superior species because we can do literally almost everything. I'm not being sexist, just bragging that should we so choose, we could make dinner, fold laundry, clean, brush the cat, change a lightbulb, pour a glass of water AND make a baby at the same time.

I strayed from the point. But THAT, is just how good at multitasking women are. I can make several points at once. Bitches.

[helenhuntingdon]

as if my mind is anything else but this today

unfortunately I’m only motivated to think about 911 and Them

[artsyt0ast]

W o a h! two posts in a day?!?! crazy :0

“Up for another round Greer?” -Noe (noel she/they Sweetheart)  So I’m pretty sure @slushrottweiler-blog (i hope you don’t mind me tagging you) threw out the idea of Milo and Sweetheart sparring, and and the thought hasn’t left my mind since. 

[tired-bee]

Mmmm, buff women. 💘

[ianthoni]

This Ian video is something else

[paleconstellationss]

tell me im pretty as i hit your bong way too many times 😇😇

[saladdoodles]

I have no heterosexual explanation for this

I’m on Insta @ saladdoodles2022!! More active there lol

[owlpuddle]

Watch "The Life- My Body" on YouTube

[here2bbtstrash]

okay but riding one of jungkook's thighs... and his hands are on your hips moving you back and forth like WOAH

THIS ONE 🥵🥵🥵 an excellent choice, and you know once you started getting close he'd fully take over and just fucking WRECK YOU 😳 omg i need to lay down

ya know what anon you actually get a bonus gif because i just found this and EXCUSE ME:

LOOK AT ALL THAT REAL ESTATE. if bighit doesn't close the gyms soon we truly will not survive 😭😭

if you could only perform one sexual activity with one member of BTS, what and who would you choose? 👀

[erinbun]

Getting fat is the best thing you can do as a femboy because then all shirts become crop tops